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00:04Morning everyone. Good morning Arthur Tobin. I'm just cooking for my beloved family. Look,
00:10I know it's gonna take some time to get used to the cameras, but you just have to do your
00:14best to forget that they're here. Wait, does that apply to everybody? Because I've been
00:18working on my gym from the office looks like... That's a good one. Or like... No, no, no,
00:27don't zoom in. And don't cook breakfast in a tuxedo. Here we are capturing truth.
00:33Is that a turkey? Oh boy. Don't film this. I have an amazing plan for whenever something
00:40happens that I don't want in the movie, I just tell my phone to play the Beatles
00:44because that ain't in the budget. You know what? I can't stay mad when my favorite Beatles song is playing.
00:54If you want to hook me, better say you love me with a little kiss or two. Yeah!
01:09All right, a new day, another fresh start with my dudes. No, I'm sorry. Point is, I'm excited.
01:17Me too, Arthur Tobin. We pull this off, people gonna see me in a whole new light. Like they did
01:22at the
01:22Pharrell's movie. Did you know he grew up Lego? And I know we all have slightly different visions for
01:29the film. No, no. We trust you. You know, this could work for all of us. I just don't want
01:35us
01:35to come off like J.Lo in her documentary. Right. No Ben Affleck. It's a good note. If you need
01:39any
01:40help with the old Doc-a-rooney, I got a bunch of Reggie's old stuff in the basement. I've actually
01:44spent a lot of time organizing the Reggie Dinkins library. It's got everything from his baby teeth
01:49to his wisdom teeth. Well, I mean, it's not just all teeth, obviously. You know, there's football stuff in
01:56there too. You know, like the gold tooth that got knocked out. Damn it. Right. Super. Well, whatever
02:01the documentary ends up becoming, we will discover it together because the cameras will be filming
02:05everything. Both the highs and the lows. Oh, you want bad stuff? Reggie Dinkins will give you plenty of
02:13that. Wait. What'd I do? You don't even know? That makes it so much worse.
02:24Those actually did end up being quite useful. Why are we outside? I'm not moisturized for this.
02:31Reggie, we both want this to work, but Brina getting on you like that is not the look. You have
02:36got to lock things down in there. I am very careful about what I say on camera. I'm just saying.
02:42It's
02:43still impressive he lost all that weight eating Subway. Only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is
02:48an even
02:49worst guy with two guns. Cleopatra. Black. Jesus. Black. George Washington. Black.
02:56Just deal with it, okay? Go apologize to Brina for whatever you did. We don't need that kind of
03:02drama right now. I can't figure out why Brina's mad at me. There isn't any birthdays or anniversaries
03:12on the calendar. All the toilet seats are down. I didn't put any empty cartons back in the fridge.
03:22And I haven't liked any full-chested women's posts on Instagram. I even asked her auntie
03:28Sheila, because Brina tells her everything. Even if I did know, I wouldn't tell you. But let's talk about
03:34why you're taking my niece to that filthy church. You know God don't like no... She was busy.
03:48Ashley? Are you going to get that? Oh, sorry. Um, my therapist told me I need to spend less time
03:54on the phone. Okay. Thank you, Ashley. Honestly, not a problem. Okay. Um, thank you for this,
04:02Monica. I wanted to start with you today in part because Reggie is, how do I say this, still just
04:08doing the most. Did he wear his tuxedo? He did. But you, I mean, well, let me just say I
04:15respect a
04:16contemplative queen. Uh-huh. So, you were a Quincy Magoo scholar at Rutgers, first in your class at the
04:27Wisconsin School of Business. But I don't want to talk to Monica Reesting just yet. I would like to
04:33start off today by talking to little Moni Rees. Hi, sweetie. Are you excited about all the stuff you're
04:40going to accomplish? I'm not doing baby talks. But yeah, sure. I always had big dreams.
04:55If you think by staying quiet, I'm going to start talking just to break the silence. To be fair,
05:00that trick really works on Rusty. Why are you saying anything? I hate this. Are you mad at me?
05:07Okay, here's something. When I'm alone, I like to write rock raps. Fine, I'll do one.
05:11I'm a lyrical spiritual miracle on the spherical earth since birth. Where did you go? Please stop me.
05:18And do I look like Rusty Boyd to you?
05:22Um, you know what? Why don't we just get to there for a minute? Interviews are like jazz.
05:28You have to improvise. Feel it out. Like...
05:33Scat-a-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-wow! Ooh!
05:36Ra-da-da-da-da-da-da-shhhhhhhhhh!
05:45Okay, you can stop looking at me like that now. Cause I got you this. Here. I'm sorry.
05:57Does this mean you figured out what you did wrong?
05:59I was mean to you in a dream.
06:02I got you a purse, didn't I?
06:04You always get me a purse. Or shoes. Or you hire Flowrider to come and sing while I work out.
06:09But you never actually apologize to me like you mean it.
06:12She's got a point. My dad spent his formative years being told he could do no wrong.
06:16At Rutgers, they had to rename an entire building because he kept misreading the sign.
06:21So, he still has trouble realizing when he messes up, but he wants everyone to be happy.
06:26So, if you're mad at him, he just buys you stuff.
06:29It's dope. I mean, when my parents got divorced, I got a crossbow.
06:34I was five.
06:35It's not a real apology if you don't know what you're apologizing for.
06:40Here's also a necklace.
06:47C, you gotta be a bro. Help me out here. Find out what I did so I can get out
06:53the doghouse.
06:53Mmm, I don't really want to snitch. I'll make it worth your while.
07:01Snitches get stitches, yo. Specifically, these ablo off whites. Check out that stitching, huh?
07:11Look, Arthur, you think taking me back to the old neighborhood is going to release a flood of emotions.
07:16It's not. This place has changed. This was all empty lots when I was growing up.
07:23This cell phone store? They used to sell landlines. I mean, I barely even recognized.
07:31The playground.
07:35It looks exactly the same.
07:39How?
07:40It's landmarked because Nas lost his virginity on the seesaw.
07:45Do you remember making this mural?
07:48Oh, my God. My handprints.
07:53Oh.
08:04How did you even find this place? I haven't thought about it in ages.
08:08So I talked to your cousin?
08:10The nurse of the bitch.
08:11I couldn't get in contact with the bitch, but your cousin Roxy told me all about Double Dutch.
08:15Yes.
08:17I used to come to this place every day after school.
08:19I was always the jumper, and I was good.
08:22Ha!
08:24Watch this.
08:27Hey!
08:29Hoo!
08:30Ha!
08:31And did little Moni Reese ever imagine where her life would take her?
08:36You're marrying an NFL superstar, seeing the bright lights of Buffalo, Cincinnati, Jacksonville.
08:43Things change so fast.
08:47That first year in college, Reggie got famous like that.
08:51Right, yes, yes, the famous food poisoning game.
08:54Remember the name Reggie Dinkins, folks.
08:56The freshman is leading Rutgers to a stunning upset over number two Penn State,
09:00all while battling severe food poisoning.
09:03Gross, Jimmy.
09:04You said it, Brian.
09:05Right.
09:06The food poisoning game.
09:09What's that?
09:11Why the air quotes?
09:13Hey!
09:14Didn't you say earlier you wanted to talk to little Moni?
09:17How little were you thinking?
09:20Ga-ga-goo-goo!
09:21Huh?
09:23Hey, man.
09:24Turns out Bikini Crab on Masked Singer was Arnold Schwarzenegger.
09:28How did you know it was me?
09:56How did you know it was me?
09:58I'm not going to have a cereal bowl.
09:59I'm not going to have a cereal bowl.
09:59You should be happy.
10:00I didn't do dishes at all.
10:02I'm rich.
10:03I'm old.
10:03I don't have to do anything.
10:05So it's really dumb of you to get mad about it.
10:08Oh, my God!
10:09You are the worst at apologies.
10:13You want me to call Flo Rida?
10:14What's the point?
10:15No matter how good I apologize, it's never good enough.
10:18After the whole gambling thing, I beg for forgiveness.
10:21And what did it give me?
10:23Tom's man of the year.
10:26But like when they gave it to Hitler.
10:29Yeah.
10:30Yeah, you apologized real good back then.
10:33Reggie, you let a lot of people down.
10:36What do you want to say to them?
10:37I guess I'm sorry if anybody's dumb enough to be offended.
10:40But I ain't doing anything wrong.
10:42You should be happy you're getting to watch me play football.
10:45But I apologize or whatever.
10:47Here you go, baby.
10:50Rose gold hardware.
10:51Nice.
10:52But that's not much of an apology.
10:54Oh, where are you going?
10:56Where's he going?
10:58And that's one of the better ones.
10:59You told Ann Curry that it wasn't you who gambled.
11:02It was the one-armed man.
11:03It worked in the future, this.
11:05It didn't.
11:06He went to jail.
11:07Fine.
11:08What do you want from me?
11:10I said I'm sorry.
11:11And we all know that an apology wouldn't have changed anything,
11:16no matter how I said it.
11:18I devoted my whole life to entertaining you people.
11:20Are you not entertained?
11:23Gladiator.
11:23Nice.
11:24The only thing this country loves more than a hero is tear one down.
11:29Mm-hmm.
11:30Tiger Woods, y'all.
11:31Can't believe we talk about gambling in 2026,
11:33when everybody has a casino in their pocket now.
11:36Oh, he's talking about your phone, sheep.
11:39And guess what?
11:40There's probably a racial component to this mess.
11:42Always a racial component.
11:44Subtext, Rusty.
11:45Subtext.
11:46I'm done apologizing.
11:47To everyone.
11:49Yeah, you sheep.
11:49I'm gonna kill you.
11:50And they ain't never gonna find a body.
11:52Whoa.
11:52Whoa.
11:53Chill out, man.
11:54Rusty's coming.
11:55Where'd you go?
11:55Come back.
11:57Whew.
11:58Whew.
12:00Whew.
12:01Right.
12:02The food poisoning game.
12:04The food poisoning game.
12:08Wiggle, wiggle, said the little fingies.
12:13But why?
12:15Okay, here's what's up.
12:17I feel like my using air quotes earlier has gotten blown way out of proportion.
12:22See, I'm one of those people that uses air quotes to emphasize important stuff.
12:26Like, food poisoning game.
12:29I love my son.
12:31The Supreme Court should have term limits.
12:34See?
12:35This is fun.
12:37Oh, man.
12:38The food poisoning game?
12:40Reggie blew up after that.
12:42Jim Carrey played him on In Living Color.
12:45It was a different time.
12:47Different time.
12:47Yeah.
12:48Here we go.
12:49So you looking for anything specific?
12:50You know, we got everything, man.
12:52We got, like, magazines and videos.
12:56Oh, we got the single Weird Al released about Reggie.
13:00Food poison.
13:02The two to Bell Biv DeVoe's poison.
13:04That food is poison.
13:07Poison.
13:08P-p-p-p-p-p-p-actual poison.
13:11You never trust food that's been out for a while.
13:16Not his best.
13:18All right, Reggie, let's talk about the food poisoning game.
13:22The food poisoning game.
13:23Finally, yes.
13:25We could talk about something I don't have to apologize for.
13:28So, can you explain why your archive contains seemingly every copy of the October 16th, 1993 edition of the Penn
13:37State Student Newspaper?
13:39That was a big game.
13:40Monica would always buy up stories about me.
13:43Right.
13:44But this paper is from the day of the game.
13:47So the food poisoning game hadn't actually happened yet.
13:51What's up with your fingies?
13:57I had nothing to do with that.
14:00I think...
14:03I know what happened.
14:05Ready.
14:07Okay, fellas.
14:08Rutgers football freshman prank.
14:10We're gonna steal Penn State's mascot.
14:13It's a tiny lion.
14:14Nittany lion, man.
14:16Nittany?
14:17What does Nittany mean?
14:20Nittany mean big!
14:21Oh, God!
14:23That's you, isn't it, Reggie?
14:27How did you really get sick that night?
14:31I had to swim across a freezing river just to get away from that damn lion.
14:36I must have swallowed a gallon of Pennsylvania trash water.
14:40That game is a part of my heroic origin story, Arthur Tobin.
14:44Why are you interrogating the myth?
14:46Instead of being the weekend that launched your career, it could have ended it.
14:49If you'd been caught, you would have lost your scholarship.
14:51But I didn't get caught.
14:52How did you even...
14:56Zoom in on me dramatically?
15:00Monica.
15:02Young man, no son of mine.
15:06Wait, you don't have a face tattoo?
15:08I sent that text from his phone.
15:11How could you?
15:11You know my two biggest fears are Carmelo getting a face tattoo or marrying someone who doesn't understand my vibe.
15:17Sorry I had to use you like that, son.
15:19But I needed to get your mother here to yell at her.
15:24All good.
15:27The hell, Monica?
15:29Penn State was one of the few things in my career I could still be proud of.
15:32And you told Arthur Tobin how it went down?
15:35To be fair, she didn't actually say anything, but her air quotes doth protest too much, methinks.
15:41He's a sneaky little punk ass.
15:43Does it matter how it happened?
15:44It's out there now.
15:46How would you like if I told everybody about the time he dressed as Pocahontas on Halloween?
15:50It was okay back then, I think.
15:53And you wouldn't even have a career in the first place if it wasn't for me.
15:55I bought up all those newspapers.
15:57I got the negatives from the school paper by giving the photographer my bra.
16:02I actually tracked that guy down.
16:03Your bra's in the archives now.
16:05This is the archives for!
16:06Who are your damn archives?
16:07You know what?
16:07You should be thanking me for pulling your ass out of the fire.
16:10If you talk about that luau on our honeymoon, thank you.
16:13I am talking about Penn State and every other day since then.
16:17Okay, let's go deeper on that, guys.
16:20Shut up!
16:21But yes, let's.
16:23Yesterday I was reminded of a time before all this when I was fun and carefree and didn't
16:27get lower back pain from double-dutching.
16:29Oh, but sorry for messing up for the first time ever.
16:38That was a bad apology.
16:40Why she gotta be all dismissive from whatnot?
16:43My feelings matter.
16:44Let's go deeper on that, Reddy.
16:46You know, Brina might have felt the same way.
16:48Let me get there on my own.
16:57Fine, just tell me.
16:59Okay.
17:00Where's the dumb archive where you keep all of Reggie's stuff?
17:03You really should knock before you just bust in here for so many reasons.
17:07Nudity, the way that I eat, Home Alone traps.
17:11Hey, okay, come on.
17:12Be careful.
17:12All right?
17:13Hey, there's a system here.
17:15We need to get rid of some of this stuff.
17:16I don't even know what kind of garbage you got in here.
17:18Garbage?
17:19You call this garbage?
17:21The mayor of Philadelphia threw this at Reggie during an Eagles game.
17:25Monica stuff.
17:27Great.
17:28Let's start with this.
17:30Come on.
17:33Aw, you wore that to Reggie's first signing meeting.
17:39It was okay back then.
17:40Oh, gosh.
17:44Oh, no, that you could toss.
17:45Just a stupid meeting, this old jump rope?
17:47That's filthy garbage.
17:48I hate it.
17:56I've doored up.
17:59Hey, Brie.
18:00Look.
18:02Playing football, all I was ever taught to do was run forward.
18:06Unless I had to go lateral.
18:08Or backwards to evade a defender.
18:10Or flea flicker.
18:12One time, the coach made me take a safety just to eat up the clock.
18:15Is this somehow supposed to be an apology?
18:17It's coming.
18:18Let me cook.
18:20Listen, as an athlete, you're taught never to dwell on mistakes.
18:24You make it up on the next play.
18:26But I get it now.
18:28Sometimes when you don't look back, it seems like you don't care.
18:31And I couldn't even apologize, right?
18:34For the nitniest mistake I've ever made.
18:37Nitniest?
18:38Nitni means big.
18:39What I'm saying is that I don't want to mess up like that with you.
18:43Well, a dishwasher wasn't really that big a deal.
18:47I mean, why is either of us doing our own dishes?
18:49I'm still sorry for all the terrible apologies.
18:53You deserve better.
18:55And I'm done trying to buy forgiveness with gifts.
19:00I know I got to try harder to listen, pay attention, and love you right.
19:06And I know money can't buy any of that.
19:09Thank you, baby.
19:11And Mello, I haven't been fair to you either.
19:15No, no, no, no, no.
19:16Trying to buy my son's forgiveness with concert tickets, sneakers, and chains.
19:22But now I know none of that matters to you.
19:26Nope.
19:27Just your love.
19:28That's right.
19:29So from now on, you get real apologies.
19:35I'm really sorry I broke your laptop trying to kill a spider.
19:39Wait, you did what?
19:40That broken laptop?
19:42Could have gotten me a payday.
19:45And why is Brady even trying to make my dad be like an actual adult dad instead of a bro
19:50with a black card?
19:53What?
19:53I hear it.
19:54And I know this is good for us, but I don't have to like it.
20:01Arthur, I'm sorry I called you a sneaky little travel-sized punk ass.
20:05You actually didn't say all of that, but yeah, apology accepted.
20:09Getting used to all this isn't going to be easy.
20:12And digging up the past is scary.
20:15But because of you, I just double-dutched for the first time in 30 years.
20:20Hey, that's fantastic.
20:29What did you say?
20:30Nothing.
20:31What did you say?
20:36Jazz.
20:38It's been an interesting couple of days.
20:39Reggie actually apologized for, well, the last 30 years.
20:43And I think he meant it.
20:45He didn't just give me a bag.
20:46Not that I mind the bag.
20:48I, however, am still waiting for Monica to apologize for blowing up my Penn State story.
20:55Here you go, baby.
20:58Oh, nice.
21:00Sweet like bear meat.
21:01Apology accepted.
21:03All right, bye-bye, baby.
21:06All right, bye-bye.
21:08Hey, hey, hey.
21:09You cannot be here without a kid.
21:10That's not okay.
21:11Yeah, sorry.
21:12You're right.
21:13It's just that I feel so carefree.
21:15It's amazing.
21:19You cannot film kids in a park.
21:21Just go.
21:21Go.
21:22Get out of here.
21:23Good night, everybody.
21:24Good night.
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