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00:03I bet you're wondering what we've been up to.
00:06Well, in some ways, things are not much different than they ever were.
00:10Dads, that's not very civic-minded.
00:13Have a little pride in your city, you bawly pricks.
00:21In other ways, and I'll do my best not to exaggerate,
00:25but things are completely fucking minted.
00:31Why can't you pull yourself together by seriously?
00:35Why are Jock and me dressed as two gorgeous pears?
00:38Let me explain.
00:40You may recall that Jock got arrested in a Colombian airport
00:42because the South American guard had didn't like his dress sense.
00:46It turns out Colombian prisons aren't as nice as they make out of the prison brochures.
00:52But after four years of being kicked in the balls 23 hours a day,
00:55Jock managed to swing himself a job in the prison kitchen.
00:58And that's where his luck changed.
01:01Jock had a natural flair from aching imprimatis, impunatis, impahammis, whatever the fuck they're called.
01:06And the whole prison ended up loving him.
01:09And Jock's luck didn't end there.
01:11The prison guards all got stoned one day and, well, they left the gate open.
01:17Jock didn't realize that he only had three days left in his five-year sentence.
01:21Jock always was a lucky bastard.
01:24Well, that is apart from the 23 hours a day being kicked in the balls.
01:27And his dead man.
01:28And his alcoholic prick of an old fella.
01:30But apart from that, Jock is pretty much the luckiest fella in the universe.
01:35As soon as he was in the clear, Jock did the one thing any sane man would do.
01:38He found a barber's and got himself a normal bazar.
01:41After that, Jock directed his way through the Colombian jungle for three long days.
01:48Until he realized he'd been going around in circles and the prison was only 20 minutes from the coast.
01:53When he got to the port, he stowed away on a ship heading to Ireland.
01:58On the boat, Jock met another stowaway who agreed to let Jock borrow his phone.
02:01In return for something that Jock never wants to speak about ever again.
02:06I was at home making myself useful when I got a call.
02:18Coyle, Coyle, Coyle, Coyle.
02:19Wait, it's Jock.
02:20Jock!
02:21Listen boy, I'm after escaping, okay.
02:23I'm somewhere along the Colombian Irish Sea or something, okay.
02:26But you have to meet me on the coast.
02:28So I dropped what I was doing and legged it to the coast.
02:33I was sitting around waiting there all day.
02:38No sign of Jock.
02:40Not there.
02:42There.
02:43But then, Jock.
02:44Jock!
02:45Right, boy!
02:46There he was.
02:48His swimming had gotten much better.
02:50He must have been getting lessons in the Colombian jays.
02:53Jock, boy!
02:54Jock!
02:55I miss you, boy!
02:56I miss you!
02:57Me and Jock are hard men, so we don't show too much emotion.
03:00You look incredible!
03:00Boy, you haven't aged the day!
03:02I got you a gift.
03:03You got me a gift?
03:05I sent you a chip stick.
03:06Well, Reid, you know, we can actually...
03:08We actually get these in Central now.
03:11Yeah, that's it, boy.
03:12Boy, did you swim all the way here?
03:14No, boy, I got a lift.
03:15I got a lift?
03:30I got a lift!
03:31I see you!
03:34I said hi!
03:35I'm not a lift!
03:36I'm not a lift!
03:38I think that's all about a lack of strength!
03:41I'm giving you a to!
03:41I'm giving you a gift!
03:42I'm giving you a gift!
03:42Wait, wait, wait!
03:43My hand runs!
03:44I'm getting a lift!
03:45Yeah, into what?
03:46I can't really...
03:50No, I'm not hardly...
03:51I think I'm in that way.
03:53Oh, shit.
03:54What?
03:54Hey!
03:56Another bomb bomb!
03:57Hey, you fell away!
03:58Let's go down!
03:59Why wasn't God speeding up?
04:00Why we've no time for a medicine hour, eh?
04:02When it comes to getaways on bicycles, myself and Jack are an undisputed expert.
04:10We might be a bit rusty.
04:13We're stuck, we're stuck, we're stuck.
04:14Oh, God.
04:15Get off.
04:16Right, we'll go over here and we'll figure out where the next...
04:21What's wrong with you?
04:23What's wrong with you?
04:24What's wrong with you?
04:25Look at me, what's wrong with you?
04:27Cain.
04:29What?
04:30Cain, will you pull yourself together by crying away there?
04:33This must be the happiest day of our lives.
04:35I'm back.
04:36I'm crying because it is the happiest day of my life.
04:38What?
04:39I think I'm just overwhelmed with emotions.
04:42I'm my best friend in the whole world and I haven't seen you in years.
04:46Boy, I missed you too, boy.
04:48Why are you my best friend in the world, boy?
04:51Boy, I missed you, like.
04:53Okay.
04:53Yeah, boy.
04:54Now we're going to go back home, into Cork now, okay?
04:57And we're going to show them that nothing, absolutely nothing has changed.
05:01Connor and Jack are back.
05:02Ha-ha!
05:03Yes, buddy.
05:05Nothing has changed.
05:06I needed to tell Jack that lots of things have changed.
05:09The thing is, Jack, that lots of things have changed, but I'm not a bad boy anymore.
05:15I need to grow up and become a man.
05:17I've changed.
05:18You've changed.
05:19When I was in prison in Colombia, do you not think I've changed?
05:22I learned that you can't trust anyone but yourself, and if you want to be rich and successful in this
05:26life,
05:27you've got to cheat and manipulate the system.
05:29And I learned the Spanish word for toilet paper.
05:32I approve it.
05:36The only way for people like us to make in this life, boy, is to be criminals like we always
05:42were.
05:43Where's your sense of adventure gone?
05:45You can't have a sense of adventure and be a grown-up.
05:48Everyone knows that.
05:49What? Who told you that, boy?
05:50Look, I'm back now, all right?
05:52You just forget about everything and listen to me, okay?
05:54You've changed.
05:56Exactly.
05:59Shit.
06:00No, I...
06:01Jack!
06:02Close.
06:03I don't know.
06:03I have no idea where we are.
06:05Where are we?
06:09I don't think Cork is this way.
06:11You tell me, but you're supposed to be the grown-up.
06:13I haven't got a clue, boy.
06:14Oh, yeah.
06:14This grown-up thing's working out wealthy, is it?
06:16Stop, Harry.
06:18Why don't we try that stupid-looking house out?
06:21The roof of this house is a mank.
06:24All right.
06:25Right, okay, let's do this.
06:26Hey, Jack, Jack.
06:27What are you doing?
06:27What?
06:28Smashing the window in.
06:30Why don't we just knock on the door and see if that helps, boys?
06:33Watch out.
06:33Just two fellas in dresses in the middle of nowhere knocking on the door.
06:36Yeah, good point.
06:38Wait, I have an idea.
06:43Well, just a couple of stags and a stag do.
06:46And we've got spit up from the other stags, all right?
06:48A giant stag?
06:49Your stag, yeah.
06:50All right, that's a really good idea.
06:51Like a gun.
06:53What a wet gun.
06:54God take it.
06:55The bones are new.
06:56Oh, my God.
06:58If you actually get your point across, there isn't so much profanity.
07:01What the fuck is profanity?
07:03It's just a password for swearing.
07:05Oh, my God.
07:08I'm sorry, no.
07:10I'm sorry, no.
07:12Ah, hello, ladies.
07:16What are you doing around these parts?
07:19Well, we're not actually ladies.
07:21We're just two fellas in dresses.
07:24Niles only messing with you.
07:26Sure, we can see that you're fellas all along.
07:28They're Rani's at a tag giveaway.
07:31Have you looked at yourself in the mirror recently?
07:34We're on a stag.
07:35Yeah, my stag.
07:36This one.
07:37All the old ball and chain.
07:38Ball and chain between them.
07:40And where's the rest of your stag party?
07:42Yeah, we'll have to actually get spit up from them.
07:45It's a nightmare, so it's just us.
07:47Yeah, where are they actually?
07:48Yeah, we're Diego and Juan.
07:52I'm Diego.
07:53All right, so that makes me Juan.
07:56Juan.
07:57Juan.
07:57Juan.
07:57All right.
08:00Could we use your phone by any chance?
08:01Just to get a lift, and then we'll be out of your hair.
08:03Oh, of course, lads.
08:05Come on in.
08:06Come on.
08:07All right, man.
08:08Thank you so much.
08:09Welcome, man.
08:10What?
08:11Diego and what?
08:12Juan.
08:13Yeah, boy, we've used fake names.
08:14We've been chased by the guards.
08:16Juan.
08:17They had our first names that came into my head.
08:19I don't know my name.
08:20Juan.
08:20Juan.
08:21Juan.
08:22It's Columbia, isn't it?
08:23Yeah.
08:26Ah, come in.
08:27Come in.
08:27Come in.
08:29Come in.
08:30Come in.
08:30You're very welcome.
08:32You're very welcome.
08:33Sorry about the mess.
08:35We were just, uh, sprinkling.
08:37Sprinkling.
08:39Yeah.
08:39Goofy.
08:40Juan and Diego.
08:41Yeah.
08:41They're a queer couple of odd names for fellas from Cork, aren't they?
08:47Yes, Dad.
08:48Dad was the name of a priest's housekeeper who was leg ulcers and smells of wet coats.
08:53Says Niall.
08:54That's just Neil spelt wrong.
08:56Wacken.
08:56Wanker.
09:00My dad was a big fan of, uh, Diego Maradona.
09:03Oh.
09:04You know him?
09:05Guy the elder here.
09:06Um, so he called me Diego after him.
09:08Yeah.
09:08Yeah.
09:09And my dad was a big fan of numbers.
09:16So he named me Juan.
09:18Juan.
09:19Hey, so if you have a phone, we could use a phone and then we'd be gone.
09:23Of course, of course, uh, I think it might have been misplaced and all the spring cleaning.
09:29I told you, Dad, didn't I, that today wasn't the day for spring cleaning.
09:33Well, we wouldn't have to spring clean if you weren't such a revolting pig, would we, Niall?
09:39Shut up!
09:43So, who is the lucky lady then?
09:47Yeah, sure, it's this bjord, uh, Linda Walsh is her name.
09:51Ah.
09:51Uh, she's actually a childhood sweetheart of mine.
09:54Uh, so we're getting married and it's quite beautiful.
09:58So now we're hoping to start a family and she's actually off the pill.
10:02So I'm just going 90.
10:05So Linda Walsh is going to become Linda McSweeney.
10:08Yeah, that's right.
10:09Oh, Juan and Linda McSweeney, isn't that sweet?
10:14It is.
10:15Very sweet.
10:16A bit weird.
10:19Where are my manners?
10:21Why don't I fetch you some tea and cake to celebrate?
10:24Niall, why don't you and Diego find the phone and Juan and I will put the kettle on.
10:31The phone would be great.
10:32Come on, Juan, come on.
10:33Right, okay.
10:33Come on, come on, Juan.
10:35Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:36This way.
10:38I always keep the delf handy in case we have visitors, but we never do.
10:43I don't know why.
10:44It's weird, darling, isn't it?
10:46Come in, come in.
10:48Well, you're not going to...
10:48You don't touch me.
10:49You don't touch me.
10:50Just come here.
10:51Sit down.
10:56Tell me this.
10:58Is Juan a good friend of yours?
11:01Yeah, he's my best friend.
11:02Well, then, it is your duty to stop him.
11:05You mustn't let him get married.
11:08So, Juan, you think you're ready to get married?
11:12Aye.
11:13Aye, yes.
11:13A hundred percent.
11:14And you're sure this Linda's the one?
11:18No, I'm Juan.
11:19Juan.
11:20He thinks he's being like a grown-up.
11:23What do you think?
11:24No, I think he should be a bad boy.
11:27Like you?
11:27Yeah, like me, yeah.
11:28Believe it or not, I used to be a bad boy.
11:34Are you sure?
11:35Do you love her?
11:37Is she the one?
11:38As sure as I am Juan, she is the one.
11:44Well, as long as you're sure.
11:46Are you sure?
11:48I settle down and let a woman clip my wings.
11:53Is that what you want to happen to Juan?
11:56No.
11:58No, definitely not.
11:59I'll drink to that.
12:03Where'd you get that from?
12:04If you are going to settle down with someone, let me give you a piece of advice.
12:08Make sure you have plenty in common.
12:11Lots of shared interests.
12:13You wouldn't know you'll have a lot of shared interests?
12:15None whatsoever.
12:18That's why our marriages live in purgatory.
12:21Well, that and the fact he thinks it's common to wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
12:27Well, some people just grow apart.
12:31Everyone has to grow up with some pint.
12:33Exactly.
12:35Ah, tea time!
12:37We made a pot, lad!
12:40Oh, we've got the cans!
12:46What?
12:47Did you find the phone?
12:48No, I've been having the bit of crack with Diego.
12:52And you don't think you could have had the crack and looked for the phone?
12:55Ah, jeez.
12:56Will you stop your nagging, you?
12:57I'm not nagging, okay?
12:58Oh, no.
12:59It does sound a little bit like nagging.
13:01Who rattled your cage?
13:02Keep your nose out of their business.
13:04I'll tell you who rattled my pissing cage!
13:08You bloody did!
13:09That's because I'm the only one in this relationship with any sense of responsibility.
13:15Oh, sound familiar?
13:17The only thing you're responsible for is dragging me down to your boring level.
13:24Oh, sound familiar.
13:25I'm the only one in this relationship that wants to keep it on track.
13:30I mean, you don't even want to have sex with me anymore.
13:33Sound familiar?
13:34Oui.
13:35No, not that one.
13:36Cedra, I'm 76!
13:39I don't want to have sex with anyone anymore!
13:43Well, now, would you please stop nagging me?
13:46Listen, boy, all right?
13:47I don't nag you.
13:49Ah, boy, that's all you do.
13:50Listen to yourself.
13:51You can't be a grown-up and have a sense of adventure.
13:54Sure, what's that?
13:55That's nagging.
13:55Wait, it is time you grew up.
13:58I feel like I don't even know who you are anymore, Jock.
14:01Look at us!
14:02On the run from the guards again!
14:04Stop it!
14:04With these two strangers wearing tresses!
14:06Jock!
14:06On the run from the guards!
14:07No, you, Jock!
14:09Juan just called you Jock.
14:11No.
14:11You're going to see Nile.
14:12Oh, he definitely did.
14:13Get out of here, Conor!
14:14Look what you've done!
14:15Conor!
14:16What the?
14:17You just...
14:17Oh, God, Jesus Christ!
14:19What's going on here?
14:21So, if you're on the run from the guards
14:23and you're in our house,
14:24does that make us hostages?
14:27Can I make something very clear, all right?
14:29No one here is being kept as a hostage.
14:31All right, Jock.
14:35Wait.
14:36A bit of peace and quiet, okay?
14:38All right, Jock.
14:39What have you done, boy?
14:41What?
14:42What am I after doing?
14:43I'm looking after Jock, okay?
14:44Sorry.
14:45How exactly?
14:46Because now we have two hostages.
14:48Boy, we used to be fun.
14:49Petty criminals.
14:51Oh, you want a bike out?
14:52We'll rob a little bike.
14:52You want some jellies?
14:53We don't have enough money.
14:54We'll rob a few jellies.
14:55All right?
14:55Well, now we've taken hostages.
14:57All right, will you just relax?
14:58Relax, okay?
14:59We're going to find a phone,
15:00make a phone call,
15:01and then we're home and dry by.
15:03All right, we'll find a phone,
15:04so in this absolute keep of a house.
15:06That's right.
15:07ECP.
15:10Well, I didn't know that was going to happen.
15:13Yes!
15:14Don't answer.
15:14Don't answer.
15:15What?
15:15Don't answer.
15:16Why don't they know something's wrong?
15:17Don't answer.
15:20Shh, shh.
15:22Hello?
15:24How you know?
15:26I've been seeing two young fellas around,
15:28have you?
15:30No, no.
15:31I haven't seen two boys
15:33dressed as women on the run.
15:38I'm cooking for my wife,
15:40dear,
15:40tell him you're bald.
15:42I'm still bald.
15:44Okay, if you see any,
15:45would you just let us know?
15:46Yes, have a good evening, bye.
15:50That sounded nothing like him.
15:52That sounds like you, doesn't it?
15:53No, didn't he?
15:53Yes?
15:54Come on in, boys.
15:57Who are we calling?
15:58Call Mairead.
15:59She'll know what's through.
16:00What?
16:01No, we can't call Mairead, boy.
16:03She'll kill us, boy,
16:04and then he'll arrest our corpses.
16:06All right, check.
16:06Good point.
16:07I am.
16:08To the girls.
16:09I can't call Siobhan.
16:10I'll be stink, boy, will you?
16:11I'll never get to see Star again.
16:12You're not making this easy.
16:13We'll come up with someone good, then, boy.
16:15Eh, Billy.
16:19What, Billy Murphy?
16:20Yeah?
16:20What, absolutely?
16:21Are you joking, boy?
16:22No way.
16:22He's a psycho.
16:23We don't have his number anyway.
16:24All right.
16:25So come on.
16:25Eh, man.
16:26Think of someone else.
16:27Mm, I actually have his number on me.
16:30How can you have it on you?
16:31You don't have any pockets.
16:33Billy Murphy, BFF.
16:34Is that permanent?
16:37Are you serious?
16:38You were gone for five years.
16:39Why, BFF?
16:40I tried to wear it for you, but I didn't know what to do.
16:43Why are all his numbers crossed out?
16:44Because he kept losing his phones.
16:46We had to get new numbers.
16:47He'd do it to me in my sleep with a tattoo gun.
16:49He meant what?
16:50He did that when you were sleeping.
16:51Yeah.
16:52Yeah, but he's not well in the head.
16:54Jeez, boy, of course you're not ringing him.
16:55Absolute psychopath.
16:56He's a psycho, is he?
16:57Yes.
16:57Really, he's a psycho.
16:58Well, that's funny, because you're the one who's back in Ireland
17:01only two minutes, and we already have the guards chasing us,
17:03and we have two pensioners' hospitals.
17:05Oh, boy, will you just relax, please?
17:07Relax.
17:07Five minutes, just relax.
17:08How am I meant to relax?
17:09I'm going to end up back in prison,
17:11and I'm probably going to burn in hell because of you.
17:13Boy, you just...
17:14Do your head in underage.
17:16I'm so moved, and you're...
17:17Oh, I'm on my own now.
17:18I'm on my own.
17:19I'm on my own.
17:19I'm on my own, yeah?
17:20Yeah?
17:20Yeah?
17:20Yeah?
17:21Yeah?
17:21Yeah?
17:22Yeah?
17:22Yeah?
17:22Yeah?
17:23Yeah?
17:23Yeah?
17:23Yeah?
17:24I saw a thing on the internet that said if you take a load of LSD,
17:27you can re-wire your brain so any of the bad shit that happened to you
17:31doesn't cause you to make bad decisions.
17:34Finally, a bit of peace.
17:35I think it'll take all the LSD in Ireland to sort Jock out.
17:42It's the guard.
17:43Come out with your hands up.
17:45We know you're in there.
17:47It's the guard, boy.
17:49Jock, please, let me away.
17:51Oh, my God.
18:01Hello, guard.
18:02How are you?
18:04Can you stop banging?
18:07I need to concentrate on cleaning my head.
18:12That's a pretty good impression, but it's not now.
18:15Come out.
18:16Put your hands up.
18:19If you don't back off, I've got hostages in here and I've killed them all!
18:26Hostages? I've never had hostages before.
18:30Hostages might have to come Dublin about this.
18:32I'm not going back to club me and shit.
18:34Tick, tick, tick, tick, tick.
18:39What's that going on? What are you doing?
18:42What are you doing?
18:43What are you doing?
18:44What are you doing?
18:45Stop, stop, stop, stop.
18:52I don't have any thoughts!
18:54Do you have any ideas? Do you have any ideas?
18:56Where are we going?
18:58One at a time, please. One at a time.
19:01What are you saying?
19:02What are you doing? I'm saying I'm gagging my mouth.
19:08What?
19:08I said, of course you don't know what I'm saying.
19:12I've a gag in my mouth.
19:13Okay, do you have any ideas?
19:15No, of course I haven't.
19:17Great, thanks.
19:18No, no, wait.
19:20I do have something to say.
19:22Yeah, we'll make it quick, okay?
19:24Just want to say that if all this goes bad, I love you Niall.
19:32I mean, you're an anion prick and you stink and you don't clean up after yourself and we don't have
19:38sex, but we've been through everything together.
19:43And somewhere along the line, we just lost our way.
19:48When we were young, it was just the two of us on a great big adventure together.
19:54Screw everyone else, it was just us.
19:56We were Butch Cassidy and Sundance, Zig and Zag, Biddy and Miley.
20:04And I'm sure that that's still there, underneath all the shite we've been through.
20:13It's always been just you and me, kid, against the world.
20:18And I love you.
20:24That's really beautiful, dear Jay.
20:26It's almost like you could have been talking about me and Con there.
20:28I wasn't talking about you and Con, I was talking about myself and Niall.
20:36We might need backup.
20:39Down at Deirdre's, you know, like we normally do.
20:42Deirdre's right, boy.
20:44I love you, Jack O'Keefe.
20:46I love you, Conor McSweeney.
20:51Boy.
20:53Sorry.
20:55You're all good.
20:56You were right, Harry.
20:58I was right.
20:59You were right.
21:00Well, Nick, not about the hostages in line to the guards.
21:04Or when you were going to pick up the knife and stuff.
21:06You were wrong about all of that.
21:07Sorry, just a bit angry from PTSD in Columbia, I know.
21:10That's all right.
21:11The rope kind of hurt my wrist.
21:12Sorry, boy.
21:13It's okay.
21:14But you were right about me.
21:17Why, I'm Conor McSweeney.
21:21Conor of Conor and Jack.
21:23From now on, I'm going to be a bad boy forever.
21:27Yes, boy.
21:28Yes, boy.
21:29Yes, boy.
21:30Yes, boy.
21:31Bad boy, bad boy.
21:33Whatcha gonna do?
21:34Whatcha gonna do?
21:47Whatcha gonna do?
21:49Oh, yes, sorry.
21:50I was late, dear.
21:51Well, now that I've got your attention, I've got something to say.
21:55Huh?
21:55I love you too, Tertra.
21:58And your little speech has given me a raging boner.
22:04We're not your enemies, boys.
22:06No.
22:07Who are the enemies round here?
22:09The guards.
22:10The guards.
22:11We hate them.
22:12We hate them.
22:13I despise them bastards.
22:15If you hate the guards as much as us...
22:18We do.
22:18We do.
22:19Maybe you could help us.
22:22We're surrounded by them, lads.
22:24We might be surrounded.
22:25But I have a plan.
22:29One, two, three.
22:38No.
22:39Is that you?
22:40Of course it's me.
22:42Have you gone away from the hostage-takers?
22:45Hostage-takers?
22:46You idiots.
22:48There are no hostage-takers here.
22:50That was just me doing a voice.
22:52There's no way that was you doing a voice.
22:54Of course it was.
22:57This is me doing it again, no?
23:00No.
23:01And this is my normal voice.
23:03And this is me doing the voice again.
23:06And this is me in my normal voice.
23:09Why were you wasting our time doing all that?
23:12If you're telling the truth, can I just come in and have a look?
23:14Oh, no, no, no, no.
23:15I'm afraid Territ was in one of our moons.
23:18Go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
23:19If I could just have a look.
23:21No, I'm afraid you can't.
23:23You know what we're supposed to...
23:24I'll rip your head off and use it as a piss pot, you fat whacker!
23:28No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
23:33Everyone's gone, you're an arse, Homer!
23:36Territ, stop that!
23:37We've asked up to get his ass!
23:38Territ, this energy was fine!
23:40We need you, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him, get him!
23:41It's the fine window of a multi-care, but not now!
23:44Oi, he's gonna be allowed and run home!
23:48Yeah!
23:49We even know we're all running!
23:52Soap!
23:53Cork, it's so...
23:55I'll get you, you drunken!
23:58A fella I met in prison once told me that love makes you soft in the head and strong in
24:02the heart.
24:04If Niall and Deirdre are anything to go by, love just makes you angry and pissed off.
24:09But maybe that's okay.
24:10If you can scream at each other, tie each other up, still run off into the sunset, you might just
24:16be soulmates.
24:17Either that or a fucking psychopath.
24:19You might!
24:21Oh no!
24:26Do you mind?
24:28We're getting our hole here!
24:31Can I just go for a wee before we go?
24:33Yes!
24:34Yes!
24:35Yes!
24:36Oh boy!
24:38Yes, boy!
24:41Home at last!
24:44You're back, Cork!
24:46You're back, Cork!
24:47You're back, Cork!
24:48You're back, Cork!
24:52Let's show Cork what he was missing, Cork!
24:55Whatcha gonna do?
24:56Whatcha live here now?
24:58Yeah, cause Noel.
24:59Noel?
25:00Who's Noel, bro?
25:02Whatcha gonna do?
25:03Whatcha gonna do?
25:07Where the hell have you been? You're supposed to be babysitting!
25:10No, no!
25:15I got you these, look!
25:17Columbia!
25:19I'll go see ya!
25:20Look, I can get these in the centre or down the road!
25:24Really?
25:24We're late, we gotta go!
25:26I'll make him cry!
25:27That's for going to a Columbian prison!
25:29Oh, Jesus!
25:30Oh, right, Jesus!
25:31So, costy, this she!
25:32Nice dresses, lads!
25:34How are you?
25:39Bad boys, bad boys, what you gonna do, or what you gonna do when they cook on you?
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