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00:23Throughout the history of America there have been windows of time where anyone could strike it rich
00:30Take the gold rush
00:33Prohibition
00:37Cryptocurrency
00:40It's all about timing
00:47And Jules had found her window of opportunity
00:51It's like dating except you get paid how much depends on how rich they are
00:59But then they expect you to fuck them
01:02Yeah, but no more than any other guy
01:04It all started back in art school with a roommate, Vivian
01:07Hold out for as long as possible
01:10Until the money's right
01:12I don't know, it sounds sketchy
01:16The good thing about rich people is they actually have something to lose
01:21Money
01:23Besides it beats working retail
01:25Anything's better than retail
01:40Jules's first date was with a 48 year old lawyer named Rick
01:54I don't, uh, normally do this kind of thing, you know, so...
01:58Yeah?
01:59Yeah, but my, uh, therapist says that I have severe intimacy issues
02:06It's not funny, I've never had a girlfriend
02:09Never?
02:11I don't know, I find sleeping next to a woman makes claustrophobic
02:22So, uh, look, that's for dinner
02:34But if you wanna come back to my place after this, it could be way more generous
02:39He had a very specific fetish
02:43Nylons
02:44All he wanted was to lick her tights and jerk off
02:47Oh, you love it, I know you love it
02:49I love it
02:52All I have to do is see this guy twice a month and he pays my rent
02:56Told ya
02:58Oh, I'm gonna clean up
03:01There was Randy
03:02A Hollywood producer who had a net worth of 50 million
03:05Closer to 200 million
03:07Can't publicly list it
03:09Don't wanna get fucked up the ass by the IRS
03:10There was Henry, a run of the mill finance guy
03:13I know the volatility in the market has spooked our clients
03:16We've been doing this a long time
03:18This is not our first rodeo
03:23Mm-hmm
03:26And then
03:27It was Ellis
03:30A plastic surgeon
03:34I'd do what God didn't
03:37Same with you
03:40That's one way to put it
03:41Is there another?
03:43We defy the natural order of things
03:45Age, gravity
03:46Gravity
03:47Sex
03:48Exactly
03:49No fun to be helpless
03:51Mm-hmm
03:52To not evolve
03:58When did you transition?
04:00Fourteen
04:08That's why your poreless never went through puberty's
04:12Beautiful
04:15Your breasts are natural
04:18For now
04:20What would you change about them?
04:23I don't know, you're the expert
04:26From here?
04:27From here they look near perfect
04:29Near perfect?
04:33Anything can be improved
04:38You have a family?
04:42I do
04:46Sorry if I
04:49What?
04:50I made you uncomfortable
04:51Oh
04:52I slice women open for a living
04:55There's very little that makes me uncomfortable
04:59Does your wife know you do this?
05:02Go on dates?
05:04Fuck trannies
05:07Dessert?
05:09Thank you
05:10Thank you
05:10Bon appetit
05:15You first
05:25Is it good?
05:29Delicious
05:31My wife knows I have certain proclivities
05:36Behaviors
05:37Behaviors?
05:39Weaknesses
05:42And she's okay with it?
05:45You marry the best parts of a person, hopefully you can tolerate the worst
05:49That sounds sad
05:50It isn't?
05:52Do your parents know what you do?
05:55Go on dates
05:57Sell yourself?
05:59Definitely not
06:01What do they think you do?
06:03Go to art school, paint
06:06Live off $750 a month
06:10That seems difficult
06:11It is
06:15Are you good?
06:17At what?
06:19Painting?
06:23Yeah, I think so, yeah
06:26What did you think I was asking?
06:35That, no, I'm okay, everything's fine
06:37I'm just saying, I don't think I need to go to art school to be an artist
06:42It's like a waste of time
06:45I made 20 courses
06:48Literally all Viv and I do
06:49All day
06:52Is she's sculpting and I'm painting
06:54And I feel like I'm
06:56I'm like learning more from just being in my space and working on that
07:00Than like anything that they're teaching me in class
07:16She was making more money than she ever imagined
07:27And eventually, he became the only client she saw
07:36All her fears about making it as an artist
07:39Disappeared
07:59All her fears about making it as an artist
08:01I can't show up
08:16I don't know
08:19I don't know
08:25I feel like I'm so excited
08:26I hope that the two things
08:27You may be ready
08:27I don't know
08:28I don't know
08:28You might be
08:31I just might keep you forever.
09:18I just might keep you forever.
09:46I just might keep you forever.
10:08I just might keep you forever.
10:28I just might keep you forever.
10:31I just might keep you forever.
11:00It's affordable, dependable, with a smooth black finish.
11:03It's the go-to gun for the everyday man.
11:04No must, no fuck.
11:06It's light as a feather.
11:15Now, next, from our submachine gun line, we have the APC.
11:19Now, it's got a four-and-a-half-inch barrel, fully deployable stock, and it's perfect for concealment, whether under
11:25a trench coat or maybe for the missus' sundress.
11:28It's affectionately known as the spring of praying.
11:30That's right.
11:31It's got a cyclical rating of about a thousand rounds per minute, so you don't want to hold on tight.
11:41Ten of those.
11:42Ah.
11:44See, I knew you'd say that, but before you make any decisions, let me just introduce you to my personal
11:49favorite.
11:50Now, this is for those who want to intimidate with style.
11:53Okay?
11:53This is the AR-15.
11:58I know a lot of Americans have very strong feelings about guns, but if it's any consolation, the majority of
12:06the weapons I was selling were headed to Mexico.
12:10Well, that's you're doing business with your own brain.
12:14At least Alamo appreciated me.
12:16Yes, yes.
12:18My employee of the month.
12:19You know, you said I get 3% commission, so.
12:23You see, now, I like that.
12:25That's that ambition right there.
12:26You keep it up, young buck.
12:27Yeah, you know, I'm trying to work my way up and go legit.
12:37Legit?
12:39Yeah.
12:41So you don't think, uh, what you're doing is legit?
12:47I mean, do you think what we're doing is legit?
12:50Legit's a funny word.
12:52What does it even mean?
12:54I mean, I think it just means legal, right?
12:59Hmm.
13:02You know history?
13:03Um, not particularly.
13:07Take the numbers, Rackett.
13:08The people used to run that out of clubs, just like this.
13:11So the government came in, shut it down, said it was illegal, sent niggas to prison.
13:16But did that make it go away?
13:18Did it?
13:19Hell no.
13:20They just made it bigger.
13:22Took it over for themselves.
13:24Can't set foot in a gas station or a corner store without seeing Lotto, Lotto, Lotto.
13:30Lotto.
13:30Yeah.
13:30Oh, motherfucker, Lotto, Lotto, right?
13:34What's that tell you?
13:36I don't really know.
13:38What was once illegal is now legit.
13:43That's what I was going to say.
13:44The question is, where's all that money go?
13:49They say it funds the education system.
13:52That's what they say?
13:54Yeah.
13:56And these kids are just getting dumber and dumber.
13:59Something ain't nothing enough.
14:01Oh, that's right.
14:03Do you have a moral problem with what you're doing?
14:07What?
14:08No, I'm cool.
14:09I'm, like, cool.
14:12You sure?
14:13Yeah.
14:13Let me tell you something, young blood.
14:18Come here.
14:23The only thing that matters is power.
14:28Now do you get power?
14:32Money?
14:34Bingo.
14:35What are you doing?
14:37Making money.
14:38Okay.
14:39Bingo.
14:40So what the fuck are you complaining about?
14:43Little Mr. Chick.
14:45Oh!
14:48Oh!
14:49Oh!
14:51Oh!
14:53Oh!
14:55Oh!
14:57Oh!
14:59Oh!
15:00Oh!
15:00Oh!
15:14Shit!
15:17This bitch done crossed the motherfucking line.
15:20The girls, they traumatized.
15:22Technically, they're tit for tap with the pig.
15:25We started it.
15:25We started?
15:26She started it.
15:27You happen to know this who wasn't dancing tonight?
15:29Tish.
15:30The Laurie motherfucking killed her ass.
15:31Fair point.
15:32She's a beautiful pig.
15:33What's that cracker-ass cunt love most of this world?
15:36She said her lazy boy.
15:37Nobody get a damn lazy boy.
15:39I'm talking about breaking her heart.
15:40I'm a perfect little guy.
15:43Look at this.
15:45What a good day.
15:47What a good time out here.
15:50Look at all this.
15:52You're my perfect little baby guy.
15:55Paladin.
15:56Paladin.
15:57It's her parrot.
15:59She has a parrot named Paladin.
16:00Yeah, she loves that fucking thing.
16:05Maybe it's time we pay Paladin a visit.
16:11Who invited me to the wedding?
16:14Meanwhile, I had made plans with Jules.
16:18Me?
16:20I don't think they're going to want me there.
16:24Yeah, well, I want you there.
16:28Well, you're not getting married.
16:30They are.
16:31Yeah, but they gave me a plus one,
16:33so that means they trust me to bring whoever I want.
16:38Drew, I haven't seen Nate or Cassie
16:40since they graduated.
16:41Yeah, well, you're not going for them.
16:43You're going for me.
16:46I don't know.
16:51I'm your sugar daddy now.
17:01Just sexy.
17:11Maddie didn't know what she wanted more.
17:15To get in between Nate and Cassie
17:17or make a little money.
17:24Dude.
17:26Dude.
17:27Hold on.
17:29What's going on?
17:31Something's wrong.
17:32He didn't even come home last night.
17:34Wait, where was he?
17:35That's what I want to know.
17:37He's probably nervous.
17:38About what?
17:39He didn't have to say fucking anything.
17:40Don't step on the dress.
17:41Try to have diarrhea the whole week
17:43leading up to our wedding.
17:44Think diarrhea's bad.
17:46Try getting a divorce.
17:47Oh, my God, Mom.
17:57I can't believe she had the nerve
17:58to show her face.
18:00I saw a little more than her face.
18:03Stop.
18:28I didn't expect to see you here.
18:30I didn't expect to be here.
18:33She's my plus one.
18:39Who is that?
18:41I think she's an old friend of Nate's.
18:45I don't remember her.
19:05She's a good girl.
19:06She's better than most.
19:08I don't remember her.
19:12She's a good girl.
20:01Oh, I remember waiting to walk down the aisle towards your father, just like today.
20:07I'm filled with hope and aspirations, and all the smiling people.
20:18They're so joyous.
20:24And there I was, never realizing it was the last happy moment I'd shared with your father.
20:33God.
20:36I look so beautiful.
20:40Before I started looking like an anorexic witch, Dan was playing a happy tune.
20:52And who would have expected we had such terrible arguments, disappearing for days on end.
21:03And as I marched down the aisle, like we're doing now, it never occurred to me the brutality
21:13of the man that I never knew before.
21:15It's like, how could I be so naive, misjudging?
21:20I mean, it's not like a mistake you can fix.
21:41You are everything to me.
21:44You are my masterpiece.
21:47Go get him.
22:00Do you, Cassie, take this man, Nate, to be your lawfully wedded husband for as long
22:05as you both shall live?
22:07I do.
22:17Nate, Cassie, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
22:22Nate, you may kiss the bride.
22:29I follow the love, it will be forever.
22:49And a moment I can feel that you feel that way, too, is when I fall in love.
23:07I'm in love with you.
23:16Mm-hmm.
23:18Yeah.
23:19What time?
23:22Okay.
23:23All right, well, I look forward to seeing her.
23:26The girl sticks bowling balls of dope up her butthole.
23:30Yeah, and then you put it up your nose.
23:32She ain't the relationship type.
23:35She's just mad because I got to her first.
23:39God damn.
23:42What, she fuck all your brain cells out?
23:44No.
23:45I just got off with Alamo.
23:48You appreciate us returning the pig?
23:50Apparently, he's sending Rue to do a pickup.
23:53You don't find that weird?
23:55Well, he runs a whorehouse, so he's got to keep his women doped up.
24:01Well, shit, I mean, maybe we should kidnap her.
24:04That's not a bad idea.
24:06Why the fuck not?
24:09Why the fuck not?
24:10What the fuck?
24:11Could be fun.
24:12I do miss her.
24:14I can't believe they actually got married.
24:17I thought it would be depressing, but I was kind of moved.
24:20They look like they're in love.
24:22I like the dress.
24:25Yo.
24:25You gotta run to Lori's.
24:27I'm kind of, like, at a wedding right now.
24:29I'm not asking.
24:30Shh.
24:31Okay, um, yeah, yeah, no, I'll be there.
24:33Okay.
24:35Hey, Jules.
24:36Don't hate me.
24:37What?
24:38I just, I gotta go.
24:39It still works.
24:39What?
24:40Yeah, it's fine.
24:40I'll be back.
24:41We're, no, we're here.
24:42Let's go.
24:44Don't worry, you can be my plus one.
24:53Scare me, ready?
24:55I should have been.
24:56I should have been.
24:57Oh, how good?
25:01Something seemed off.
25:04I had a hard time believing it was business as usual.
25:08But it wasn't like I could say no.
25:11Oh, you look beautiful.
25:13Oh, it should be.
25:14It's humiliating.
25:15Oh, well, it'll get thinner as it melts.
25:17But I don't want my boobs to melt too quickly.
25:18Right here, guys.
25:19I want to go congratulate them.
25:22Maybe wait a few weeks.
25:24I don't want to be rude.
25:25It's not rude.
25:27Should we go?
25:29Me?
25:30No.
25:30Come on.
25:31No.
25:31Why not?
25:32I feel low.
25:34Mostly by my scotch.
25:37Oh.
25:39I'll look at that.
25:40Okay.
25:40Hey, waiter.
25:42Round three.
25:43Is that BB?
25:45She's pregnant?
25:47How much you want to bet she doesn't know who the baby daddy is?
25:50Hi.
25:51Hi.
25:51I miss you so much.
25:53How are you?
25:55Oh.
25:55Did you change your number?
26:00I'm Cal Jacobs.
26:03Most of you know me.
26:05Some have probably heard about me.
26:08That's the past.
26:11All right.
26:13Get ready to take the mic.
26:14Tonight, I'm the proud father of the group.
26:17Nick, you and I have been through a lot.
26:23We have.
26:26But I always believed in you.
26:29You're a winner.
26:31Look at your wife.
26:37I mean, who in here can say they married better than him?
26:40No.
26:41God damn.
26:42Great thing.
26:43All right.
26:44I'm going to keep drinking.
26:46You keep drinking.
26:48Nate, I love you.
26:51Woo!
26:52Woo!
26:54Woo!
26:59Woo!
27:01Please!
27:03Please!
27:04Can I get your turn?
27:05Yeah, I'll take you this one.
27:07You got it.
27:14Remember me?
27:16How could I forget?
27:18It's not every day you fuck one of your son's high school classmates.
27:23And record it.
27:25Ah.
27:26Yeah.
27:27Yeah, I'm very sorry about that part.
27:31Are you?
27:32It wasn't for distribution purposes.
27:35I just wanted to jerk off to it, you know?
27:38Really the experience.
27:40When I heard you got arrested, I kept expecting the cops to call me.
27:44Yeah, there was a video I got busted for.
27:46Fucked a guy who was two and a half months away from turning 18.
27:51Lied about his age, just like you.
27:53But somehow your video never made it to the police.
28:01Someone must have been looking out for me.
28:06Can't say the same.
28:07I copped a plea deal.
28:09Ended up on the fucking sex offender registry.
28:12So like, you're one of those red dots?
28:16Modern day scarlet letter.
28:18Can't even drive by a fucking school.
28:20Have fun looking for an apartment when you're on that list.
28:24I'm surprised you still talk to Nate.
28:26Ah, it's easier than being alone and angry.
28:31I love you so.
28:38You're about to receive a collect call from an inmate at a California correctional facility.
28:43Press 1 to accept the charges.
28:48Fizz?
28:49Bro!
28:51Bro, I fucking miss you, bro!
28:57I love you so.
29:00I just wish everyone didn't think I was a Beto.
29:04You do like him young.
29:06But legal.
29:08Cut it a little close, though.
29:11Youth is beautiful.
29:13Who wants to fuck an old person?
29:15I guess sometimes I do.
29:17You don't mind the cellulite, the fucking skin tag?
29:21I think I like the perspective.
29:24Perspective, I call that youthful idealism.
29:27You know, high school?
29:28Best years of our lives.
29:31I couldn't disagree more.
29:34Well, for what it's worth, you still look fantastic.
29:43That's fine.
29:49Hi, I'm Marcia, mother of the groom.
29:54You know, as a mom of a boy, you sometimes, you gotta bite your tongue.
30:00You know, when he brings home a girl that, you know, isn't right.
30:06You know, and that happened.
30:09But then, then he found Cassie.
30:12And we love her so much.
30:19And I just wanted to say thank you, everyone, for making it here to celebrate the new Mr. and Mrs.
30:26Jacobs.
30:26Because we're divorced.
30:35Just, I just wanted to say I love you guys.
30:39Welcome to the family.
30:40Raise your glasses, please.
30:42Love you guys.
30:44Come on.
30:50When you came down the aisle, I just burst into tears.
30:54Aw, thank you.
30:55So sweet.
30:57Hey.
30:58You know, I've never seen so many flowers in my life.
31:01I was just gonna call you back, but everything with the wedding got crazy.
31:05I'm trying very hard not to be offended.
31:08My invitation must have got lost in the mail.
31:11That was probably my fault.
31:13I was doing all the invitations.
31:15What's your name?
31:16Nassim.
31:18Nass, for short.
31:19I'm Cassie.
31:20Nice to meet you.
31:21Now, but if you don't know who I am, how could you be sorry for not inviting me, huh?
31:27Hey, why don't we go talk somewhere private with you and I?
31:30Sit down.
31:31Don't you think it's a little foolish to throw such a lavish party when you owe so many people money?
31:49Oh, no.
31:51All right, what's nice?
31:53I just heard Nate owes someone a lot of money.
31:57Ows?
31:58It's okay.
31:58I have the money.
32:00You may have the money.
32:01I don't have the money.
32:02What money?
32:03What do you think?
32:05I'm just some punk that you can bullshit?
32:07No, no, no, no, no, no, not at all.
32:09Yes, not at all.
32:10I mean, I see champagne, I see lobster, I see black caviar.
32:14We chose the menu six months ago.
32:16And did you pay for this fucking thing six months ago?
32:19What are you talking about?
32:19I just threatened him.
32:21He had an accent, Russian, I don't know.
32:24I promise you I will get you every last dollar.
32:27You know, you always promise, but you never say when.
32:30When do you promise?
32:32Because promise without when is just useless exchange of words.
32:37What is going on?
32:39I'm in the middle of my wedding.
32:41Hey, who is this guy?
32:43It's okay.
32:44You know, he used to be your husband's friend.
32:48Now, I'm going to become his worst fucking nightmare.
32:55I'm sure it's a misunderstanding, sweetheart.
32:58We gave him money.
32:59A lot of fucking money.
33:00I know, I know.
33:01Let's bring the anxiety down, okay?
33:04I'll talk to him.
33:05Enjoy this moment.
33:14It's okay.
33:18It's totally fine.
33:28Hey, is everything okay?
33:32Of course.
33:33It's my wedding day.
33:37Okay.
33:38I was just asking.
33:39What a weird question to ask on the best day of my life.
33:49What a weird question to ask on the best day of the best day of the best day of the
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34:12best
34:12I do not feel good about this.
34:20All right!
34:22What do you mean by nightmare?
34:24Maybe it's nothing.
34:25Just remember your steps.
34:29Smile.
34:35How much money do you owe?
34:37We'll be fine. Maybe we just have to downsize a little.
34:41Downsize?
34:43I do not want to downsize.
34:52Trust me.
34:53I love him.
35:11Tender emotion.
35:15Emptingly foolful.
35:19That's his turn.
35:23Don't cry.
35:25Smile.
35:26She says she won't read.
35:39Stop.
35:40Turned are as many times.
35:44Dr.
35:45That's how, too!
35:48That's what I'm saying
35:53Because she won't be
36:21Escape, what the fuck are you talking about, escape
36:25How are you going to do that?
36:30Parkour, like the fucking, the people who like jump off shit and shit
36:36That's how you're going to escape
36:38What the fuck, bro?
36:40Are you serious?
36:43Yeah, I feel you
36:45How about this?
36:45If you do get out using fucking parkour or whatever the fuck
36:48I'll come pick you up myself
36:53Bless, bless, love, love you, bro
36:56Be safe, all right?
37:03Everybody, to the window
37:04To the window
37:07To the wall
37:09To the square door
37:10To all these bitches crawl
37:13To all ski ski, motherfucker
37:16To all ski ski, motherfucker
37:18To all ski ski, motherfucker
37:20To all ski ski, motherfucker
37:22To all ski ski, motherfucker
37:23I was in the middle of construction
37:25They'd find a white fertility
37:27Shut the whole development down
37:29A what?
37:30A white fertility
37:31What is that, a fucking bird?
37:33Oh, it's a flower
37:35It's an endangered flower
37:36But the whole thing's on pause
37:38So the city can find out how to move this fucking thing
37:40One flower?
37:41No, it's more than one flower
37:42It's like half a dozen flowers
37:43But I'm, I'm, I'm burning through money
37:45Right now, Fred
37:54It's all making sense
37:57What?
37:58You and your little porno site
38:03I diluted that
38:04Nate put you up to it?
38:06What?
38:06No
38:07He's pimping out his wife
38:09For wedding decorations
38:11No
38:11I did that
38:13So you knew he was broke?
38:16He's broke?
38:17You can look it up
38:18You can Google it
38:19This is a, this is a real
38:20Thing
38:20A white fertility
38:22Can you fucking believe it?
38:24A flower, Fred
38:25I don't know what to believe anymore
38:27I got a meeting with the PNZ
38:28In a couple weeks, all right?
38:30We're gonna win this case, Freddy
38:31Don't fucking lie to me
38:33Oops
38:33Hey
38:35He might owe some people some money
38:37But he's definitely not broke
38:39He's very successful
38:41He's not
38:42He's successful at fucking conning people
38:45But you say it
38:46Say it with me
38:46Say it with me
38:47Fuck the flower
38:51Fuck the flower
38:52That's right
38:52Fuck the flower
38:53Fuck that flower
38:54We invested our kids' college funds
38:58And what does that have to do with me?
39:00In the meantime, tell your wife
39:02Please, just shut the fuck up
39:04I'll take care of my wife
39:05Okay?
39:06All right
39:07Take care of this
39:08You have my word
39:09Fuck that flower
39:10Fuck that fucking flower
39:13Congratulations to me
39:17Fuck
39:17Fuck
39:32Nice car
39:38I'll follow you
39:40Okay
40:00You're not gonna do anything fucking crazy, are you?
40:03Define crazy
40:18Gun
40:22Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh
40:48Uh-uh-uh-uh
40:50That was cute.
40:57Come on in.
41:06Hi, you've reached the office of Madeline Perales.
41:09Please leave your name and number at the tone.
41:21You are the last person I expected to be here.
41:27I came here with Rue and Maddie.
41:30Oh.
41:38What happened to them?
41:41Rue had, like, a work thing.
41:44I know.
41:45And I think Maddie got a little more emotional than she anticipated.
41:53You love who you love.
42:07Thank you for coming.
42:13Cheryl.
42:14Ruby Bennett.
42:16I didn't realize you'd be bringing company.
42:20Alamo would like you to know that he can start buying from your competitors.
42:24He even finds them less unsavory.
42:26Okay, well, I would like Alamo to know that I don't care if he buys from J. Edgar Hoover.
42:31We're not hurting for customers.
42:33He prefers your prices.
42:35Then what the fuck we talk about?
42:36Quality control.
42:40Alamo insists we test everything.
42:43Fine by us.
42:44Hey, grab some of the kids.
42:48Go on, git.
42:49Yo.
42:55Faisal out in the basement?
42:56Yeah.
42:57Cause that's my lady.
42:59Boy fell for the local mattress.
43:02What's this beautiful bird's name?
43:04Paladin.
43:06Paladin.
43:07Incredible.
43:10Do you like animals?
43:12I love them.
43:33Fuck, I love those fucking lifts.
43:37Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
43:42You're just jealous.
43:44Of what?
43:45Catching AIDS?
43:46One more word, I'll knock your fucking teeth out!
43:49Okie dokie, faggot.
43:50We really missed you around here.
43:53What would it take to get you to come back?
43:57I don't know.
43:59Profit participation?
44:01Honestly, I'm really happy working for Alamo.
44:06That doesn't make me feel good.
44:09I'm sorry.
44:13Remember.
44:14The grass is always greener by the septic tank.
44:19I don't even believe in marriage.
44:21A hundred years ago they would have sold me for three healthy cows and a parcel of land.
44:26Are you a virgin?
44:29It's better than herpes.
44:42You're not who you say you are.
44:44Cass, come on, come here.
44:46You want me to be the perfect housewife?
44:48You want me to cook and clean and suck your cock?
44:53Cassie, people can hear you.
44:54We don't even have money for food.
44:55We have money for food.
44:58You're not a man.
45:01Men provide.
45:03Cassie, all I do is provide for you, baby.
45:06Come on, sit down.
45:06Oh, so now it's my fault?
45:08I'm the reason you're conning all of your fucking neighbors?
45:12Is that what you're fucking telling everyone, Nate?
45:15You're just fucking lying.
45:16All you do is fucking lie.
45:18You lie and you lie.
45:19Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie, lie.
45:22Fuck.
45:31Fuck.
45:32Fuck.
45:34Fuck.
45:36Dude, I know you're pissed, but I'm pretty sure that was just an accident.
45:40It's like a pressure thing, you know?
45:42Corks just pop off.
45:44No way.
45:48No way.
46:05See?
46:07Some dreams do come true.
46:28I know you're upset.
46:37I just didn't want to tell you before the wedding.
46:40I wanted it to be the most beautiful day of your life.
46:43Well, it was the worst.
46:49And I got us into this mess.
46:52And I promise you, I am going to get us out of it.
46:57There is no obstacle, Cassie Jacobs, that I can't get over.
47:01Especially with you by my side, baby.
47:03I love you.
47:07I am so grateful to call you my wife.
47:11And every day, you make me want to be a better man.
47:14You make me want to be a better husband.
47:17And hopefully, someday a father.
47:28I love you, Cassie Jacobs.
47:31Even if I can't see out of this fucking eye right now.
47:36Well, you deserved it.
47:40Maybe.
47:42Maybe.
47:49When we get home, I'm going to pick you up.
47:54And I'm going to carry you across the threshold.
47:57Take you upstairs to our bedroom.
48:01And I'm going to make love to you.
48:04And if that's okay.
48:08I guess it's okay.
48:12I'm going to wake up tomorrow.
48:15There will be a new day.
48:26There will be a new day.
49:04I'm going to be a new day.
49:16What are you doing?
49:31Taking a souvenir.
49:35You name him after Richard Boone?
49:39I didn't know blacks liked westerns.
49:42You were bishop, were good.
49:43It's not a black and white thing. It's cowboys and Indians. Civilized man versus the savage.
49:52And which are you?
49:54I'm a motherfucking cowboy.
50:13Oh, my God.
50:53Gun, please.
51:10It's soon.
51:20Oh, my God.
51:21Why do you have to say that?
51:23That's so mean.
51:31How romantic.
51:34That was a beautiful wedding.
51:38I didn't want to cause a scene.
51:43Oz.
51:47Can we talk about this?
51:49Oh, my God.
52:10Oh, my God.
52:19Oh, my God.
52:21I'm bleeding.
52:30This is my wedding night.
52:36He doesn't want to listen to reason.
52:38He doesn't ever want to listen!
52:44No! No! No! No!
52:47Don't cry. It messes up your makeup.
52:50It's already messed up!
52:55This is so unfair!
53:03No!
53:07I was supposed to be the best day of my life!
53:16Please, please, please!
53:18What are you doing? No!
53:23What is happening right now?
53:27Fuck!
53:31Please! Please, please, please!
53:33I have your money!
53:35I have...
53:36I'm gonna get your money!
53:38Please, I'm out!
53:40Stop!
53:41No! No! No!
53:43No! No!
53:46Please!
53:47I just need a couple of days!
53:49I just need a couple of days!
53:51You mean like the honeymoon period?
53:53Yes! Yes! Yes!
53:55Unfortunately, your honeymoon's over.
54:07You know, Cassie,
54:08some women inherit wealth,
54:10but others inherit death.
54:12Yes!
54:13How did you get touched on that?
54:13Well...
54:18Yes!
54:22Yes!
54:22Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
54:28Oh, oh.
55:13And the angel of the Lord appeared to him
55:16in a flame of fire from the midst of a room.
55:21So he looked, and behold, the bush was burning with fire, but the bush was not consumed.
55:30Then Moses said,
55:32Fuck.
55:58Shit.
56:00Shit.
56:00Shit.
56:18Shit.
56:20Shit.
56:21Shit.
56:21Shit.
56:23Shit.
56:25Zhiyuclear.
56:30Houby Bennett?
56:32Chia.
56:34Da.
56:35Step out of the vehicle with your hands above your head.
56:41Nice and slow.
56:42No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
56:57You're what you mean, I'm just better!
56:59I'm only for you in my face.
57:16Paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
57:23Paladin, paladin, far, far from home.
57:34That gun will travel, reads the card of a man.
57:41A knight without armor in a savage land.
57:48His fast gun for hire heaps the calling wind.
57:54A soldier of fortune is the man called.
58:00Paladin
58:04Paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
58:11Paladin, paladin, far, far from home
58:22He travels on to wherever he must
58:29A chestnut of silver is his badge of trust
58:35There are campfire legends that the plainsmen spin
58:42Of the man with the gun, of the man called Paladin
58:52Paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
58:59Paladin, paladin, far, far from home
59:05Far from home
59:10Far from home
59:12Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
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