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00:06what's your name soldier is that thing recording me you're teaching him about war the reason we're
00:12all here new headmaster dr. Beatrice Webb Carl Barton all I need is for him to come on board
00:17for like three to five percent stake and I am invincible zero day since I stabbed someone Joanne
00:23you threatened my livelihood I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you I need you we're profiling
00:29every human on the planet what they want what they think people believe the end
00:38well Joanne you were wrong about me you try to cut me off at the knees but I grew new
00:44shins and now
00:46I am big enough to forgive you and I got news oh and I I know you're gonna want to
00:52hear it
00:53I've been doubting myself my abilities but fucking a this guy is formidable and I just had the most
01:00volcanic sex with someone who's been with me the whole time my most committed sexual partner myself
01:11I loved myself isn't that the whole point of therapy I gave love to me maybe it's it's the most
01:27most
01:27important love of all it wasn't whatever penetrative sex with my wife but I penetrated my fist
01:40yeah you know what that fist that fist is now a symbol of my strength against all odds
01:49and my belief in me okay call me back it's Duncan
02:14friends quants sons of Milpitas hyper gnomes assemble ask not if we will have the honor of
02:26hosting the legend and new partner and board member Carl Bardolph
02:35we will he's coming Carl Bardolph is coming
02:39you is one of us
02:41yes yes yes yes yes oh
02:47oh no okay okay okay we're gonna make money with money
02:58Go, go, go, go!
03:01Go, go, go!
03:09Leave the world!
03:12Leave the city!
03:13Leave the city!
03:18Second, I'm beefing up Xander's back end.
03:25Can't you hurry up?
03:26No, I can't.
03:28Martin.
03:31You're mad.
03:32You seem mad.
03:34Are you mad at me?
03:35You want me to vomit up all the awful things you said about me last night?
03:39I've better things to do, Martin.
03:43I only repeated all the demeaning things you said to me about Xander.
03:49That was talk.
03:51That was...
03:53I was offering you my help.
03:55My time.
03:56My smarts.
03:57Something that most people actually value.
03:59Cupertino, for instance.
04:01Only the most important tech company to ever exist.
04:04You said they don't value you.
04:07Know what?
04:09Buck her off, Martin.
04:19It's better yet.
04:22Ask Xander if I'd be a net positive on your team.
04:26Go on.
04:27Road scholar.
04:28Doctorate in philosophy.
04:30Oxford.
04:31New York Times bestseller.
04:33And yes, don't even say it, Martin.
04:35One week on the list definitely counts.
04:37Go on, ask him.
04:38Then bugger off.
04:46Did you take your antibiotics?
04:48Yes, and they're just making it worse.
04:49Well, consider yourself lucky they didn't put you on heartworm pills.
05:00Honey, your needs are my needs, but my needs are also my needs, and I need to give my needs
05:06a bit more attention.
05:08Truth is, I'm not upset anymore. I'm just recalibrating.
05:20Flat white, please, for Anishka.
05:23Sure.
05:35Hey.
05:37Your proposal to send psychotherapists for the workers at Ogonja factories, that was a prank, right?
05:46A bunch of us thought maybe Big Tim was sure it wasn't, but it was a prank, right?
05:51No.
05:52It certainly wasn't a prank.
05:55Damn.
05:56Big Tim always wins.
06:00Well, they're rioting now, so I guess the window for mindfulness has officially closed.
06:05Different factory.
06:07Right.
06:07Well, in that case, it's been considered at the highest levels and was found to be, sadly, utterly unworkable.
06:15But, Tim also found it to be hysterical.
06:19You know how he is.
06:21He loses faith in someone, especially if he suspects disloyalty.
06:25He'd be quite cruel.
06:28Unforgiving, even.
06:29He forgave you for the massage therapist on your corporate card.
06:35It's not too scary.
06:36Dude, everything's talking about.
06:39Yeah.
06:40I'm like, wrote it down.
06:41Yeah.
06:42I'm like, I don't know.
06:49We love science, we love facts.
06:51Now we need a place to run some laps.
06:58Just a little bit.
07:03Yeah!
07:08The boosters. I know.
07:11Why do we need a stadium again?
07:13Do we have many or any athletes here?
07:16That's why we need a stadium.
07:18We need to start talking it up to parents of any prospective kids
07:21who even look like they throw a ball.
07:22Beatrice, I wanted to ask you.
07:24When you were at Harvard, did you know Millicent Giblin?
07:27What class were you in?
07:29Jason's ex.
07:30She used to attend bar at that place.
07:32You know, behind the coop.
07:34Grendel's Den.
07:35That's the one.
07:37I'm afraid I don't know Millicent.
07:38Parents and guardians need to be making your way to your child's first series.
07:42Okay, well, good to see you.
07:44Beatrice, it's always so hard to tell, and you look so young.
07:48What year were you at Harvard?
07:51Lily, I never went to Harvard.
07:53All my degrees are from University of Wisconsin-Madison.
07:56A bachelor's, master's, and doctorate.
07:59That's funny.
08:01Wisconsin?
08:02Good comp lit program.
08:04Great Nepalese food.
08:18Hey.
08:19Hey.
08:20Made it.
08:21Fine.
08:22Um, hey, can you, um...
08:24Can you do Jamie's first period?
08:26I have some trustee business.
08:32A robust art market starts right here.
08:36Finding creators of future value, cultivating the taste of future collectors.
08:44We're starting with bridges, because art is about connecting.
08:49So, find someone new, not your life partner, and, uh, let's build something together.
08:55Uh, sir, uh, there, someone was looking for you.
08:57Warren partnered up.
09:00I saw those stinko investments you were taking.
09:04Same client, but dumber.
09:05You need to stop spying on me.
09:07No, listen.
09:08I...
09:09I know you don't want me going through your underwear drawer, right?
09:12But let's be fair.
09:14That's where you keep your underwear.
09:16Ew.
09:16Can I tell you my nose?
09:19I got bored off.
09:21I did.
09:22He's investing.
09:23And he's joining the board.
09:25Yeah.
09:26After everything.
09:27Even if he left a scar.
09:30I...
09:32I'm impressed.
09:34And, and look, Duncan, I can recommend a new therapist for you.
09:38What?
09:38I really don't think you should be without one.
09:41You think I'm a lost cause.
09:42I don't.
09:43I just think you are a sucker for shortcuts.
09:46What does that mean?
09:46Look, I have a client.
09:48Uh, she's got daddy issues as thorny as yours.
09:51And she's had a string of toxic men.
09:53All while holding down a big job.
09:55Serves on boards.
09:56Impressive.
09:57But...
09:58Miserable.
09:59But then...
10:00We did the work.
10:02And...
10:02She's turned things around.
10:04And she is cutting all of them.
10:06Out of her life.
10:08She's even dating a woman now.
10:11Ingrid?
10:12Ingrid Tower.
10:15No.
10:18All right.
10:19How's everyone doing?
10:20Let's liven things up and switch partners.
10:23Like a square hand.
10:25Hey, hey, hey.
10:27You okay?
10:28Yeah?
10:28Yeah, I'm fine.
10:29Hey!
10:30Mind if I jump in?
10:33Odd man out.
10:34Do you mind if we rumple up?
10:36Okay.
10:36Okay.
10:37Let's just say it is Ingrid, right?
10:40She's on the board of SMO.
10:42And Orlando Lee is the CEO.
10:44The most toxic man to ever live.
10:46I mean, he makes his employees wear astronaut diapers while they're coding.
10:50So, Orlando Lee is your star patient's boss.
10:54Right?
10:55I mean, is she trying to cut him out?
10:58No.
10:59And her name is Ingrid.
11:00I'm sure.
11:01Sure.
11:02Okay.
11:02But she's collecting votes.
11:04Boardroom coup.
11:05Bye-bye toxic man.
11:07United we purge.
11:11The stock is gonna soar.
11:14The stock's not gonna soar.
11:16Everybody hates this guy.
11:18Yeah, well, I'm just saying it's probably not gonna soar for long.
11:21It'll bump for one virtuous minute and then...
11:23How are we doing over here?
11:24Great.
11:24Yeah, great.
11:25You good?
11:25This is fabulous.
11:26Really inspiring stuff.
11:30Toxic men succeed because the fear they create produces...
11:34What?
11:35What, what, what?
11:36Loyalty.
11:37Ingrid may have fixed her daddy's shoes.
11:38The valley has not.
11:40No one can fill his shoes.
11:41It's a loser option.
11:42And for most, loyalty forbids even trying.
11:45So, power vacuum.
11:47Monster returns.
11:48Monster wins.
11:49And then the stock will take awfully.
11:51It's like rust without mercy.
11:55Oh, Joanne.
11:56Boy, I wish we had our session tomorrow.
11:59You, you are so good.
12:01Like, I know you hate me.
12:02Maybe you even wish me physical pain.
12:04But I just have to say...
12:07I'm serious.
12:08You are an incredibly talented person.
12:11If you were running the world, it...
12:14It would be a better place.
12:17I know.
12:19Yeah.
12:20All right.
12:20Show me what you've done.
12:42Yeah.
12:43No.
12:44Buy it up.
12:44I want 150,000 shares.
12:46Smooth.
12:52Duncan.
12:55You know, it kind of seemed like you were having a therapy session right there.
12:58You really think that's appropriate?
13:00Well, if you don't violate them, how are you supposed to know where your boundaries are?
13:04But you're right.
13:04Yeah.
13:05Yeah.
13:05No.
13:06Tonight, tonight's about the children.
13:08Yeah.
13:08This one's pretty good.
13:10A little Grace Clancy.
13:13Sweet, right?
13:15Let me ask you, Gary.
13:17Do you think my empathy makes me a better art lover?
13:21I do have quite a collection.
13:23Yeah, that's actually an interesting question.
13:25Like, does one need a developed sense of empathy to appreciate great art?
13:30Mm-hmm.
13:31I mean, I would say yes, but...
13:48Anushka, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.
13:50Sometimes I'm not good at saying things.
13:53I am sorry.
13:54Will you forgive me?
13:57Say woof.
14:04What?
14:05Wow.
14:06Mary Poppins is in a temper.
14:07Oh, yeah.
14:10What are you...
14:17Did you call her?
14:18Uh, yeah.
14:20No, who?
14:21Sorry.
14:22The bloody reporter, Nena Marks.
14:24Oh, I hate her.
14:25I hate her.
14:27Did you read any of my texts?
14:29You...
14:30I'm persona non grata at Cupertino.
14:32They think I leaked the acquisition rumor.
14:34They think I'm profiting.
14:36I...
14:37You're dead to me, I'm...
14:37Unless you solve this.
14:39Okay, okay, okay.
14:39How can I help?
14:40Just tell me.
14:41Call Nena.
14:42Put the rumors to bed.
14:44She's got to print that the talks between Cupertino and hypnosis are over.
14:48Stop it!
14:49What?
14:49Stop it!
14:51Set the record straight.
14:52On the record.
14:54Take your medicine.
14:55Okay.
14:56If you'll be my spoonful of sugar.
14:58Duncan, I am being 10,000% serious.
15:01And I am 10,000% going to call Nena Marks, okay?
15:04Because in a few days, Karl Vardhoff is set to invest $300 million in Hyper-G.
15:10That's serious enough for you?
15:13You bagged Vardhoff.
15:14Oh, I bagged him.
15:16I bagged him good.
15:17And that's exactly what I'm going to tell Nena Marks.
15:19He's a giant.
15:20You know?
15:20And when Karl and I close, I swear, I will shout it to everyone.
15:23And Big Tim will know that you are true and loyal.
15:26And you do a little vindication cha-cha on his desk.
15:29You know, slash a little ankle.
15:30Stop it.
15:32I would if I could.
15:33I would if I could.
15:35I just want you to know that I think you're a very talented person.
15:46And if you were running the world, no doubt it would be a better place.
16:17Good job.
16:18Here's the whole book.
16:21Okay, okay.
17:07Please proceed safely to the front door of the school.
17:09Duncan.
17:11Oh, Lily, where you been?
17:13To the board business. Come on, we need to leave now.
17:16Yeah, I was at art. Okay, I did mad.
17:18Thank you so much.
17:21What... Duncan, please, what are you doing?
17:25Duncan, what are you...
17:27Hey, hey, you, um, can you open this?
17:29That's my... That is mine.
17:31Please. That is mine.
17:32We're good, Al. Thank you.
17:33Oh, my God, this is mine. This is my cube.
17:35That's my cube!
17:36What is wrong with you?
17:39Jameson. Jameson stole my cube. That is...
17:42Oh, my... You said Thelma took it.
17:44No, she swore up and down that Thelma was innocent.
17:46Oh, don't fire her, Daddy. No, this... Oh, my God.
17:50I don't... I don't know, Duncan, but listen, I...
17:53We've got to leave...
17:54Oh, boy!
17:56Are you insane?
17:59Come on, write a check. Let's go.
18:09I'm so sorry for your loss. Yeah, may his, um...
18:13May his memory be a blessing.
18:17Oh, well, wouldn't it be a blessing? It's...
18:19Oh, no, no, I wasn't suggesting. Otherwise, it's...
18:21It's an expression. It's a Jewish...
18:26Nope. Oh, yep. Oh, okay. Bye-bye.
18:32Um...
18:33Alvin died.
18:35Alvin the landlord?
18:37Yeah.
18:38Oh, no.
18:39I know.
18:40Such a sweet man.
18:42Oh, no.
18:43You know, I always felt that he kept the rent down
18:45because he knew that I was helping people.
18:48And, you know, he really liked you.
18:49He always... He always said, she's a dish.
18:52Who owns our house now?
18:53I guess his daughter, Beth.
18:55She's... I don't know. She wasn't very pleasant.
18:57I mean, she's a lawyer.
18:59Say no more.
19:00Gary, she's gonna jack the rent.
19:02Well...
19:02Or sell. Sell it out from under us, and why not?
19:04I mean, it's probably worth...
19:06You know, there might be a world in which he left us the house.
19:097.5 million?
19:12Oh, yeah, no. He's not gonna leave us the house.
19:14Oh, my God.
19:14If only he would have bought it. Or any house.
19:17What?
19:1710 years ago. 15.
19:19Well, how was I supposed to buy a house 15 years ago?
19:21I was just getting started, and then I got priced out,
19:23and then I got divorced. Remember?
19:26I don't want to lose our home.
19:28Our offices.
19:29I mean, how are we supposed to see our clients?
19:31This is so unfair.
19:33I mean, the only reason that the real estate market is sky high
19:35is because we keep these billionaire man children
19:37sane enough to make that kind of money.
19:40Okay. I'm gonna call Beth back.
19:42No, you don't call. Okay? No.
19:44I will call.
19:46Okay.
19:50Carl, please. Hi.
19:53First of all, I am so sorry about missing our session.
19:58It was, uh...
19:59It's okay. You're not charging me for it.
20:01No, no. God, no. No. It was, um, a family...
20:04And today's session, I mean, I'll gladly pay for it,
20:06but I don't think I should have to because...
20:10Well, because, um, I'm firing you.
20:14Carl, my son was in the hospital.
20:16Is that what you do to the therapist?
20:18Is that the right word? You fire them.
20:19Yeah, okay. I'm firing you. Yeah.
20:21Either way, I'm... I'm done.
20:23I always left here feeling a little bit castrated,
20:29and I need my balls, so thank you.
20:32Yeah, have a good... have a good day.
20:36I, uh, Carl, wait. We... there are, uh, other options.
20:39We could, um, we could maybe put a pause on your sessions,
20:44or some therapists do, um, retainers,
20:46so that you could, uh, call me if those anger issues arise.
20:50The problem is, is that the anger is what made me the money.
20:53But don't feel bad about it.
20:55You did me a favor when you stood me up like that.
20:58The scales fell from my eyes.
21:00I...
21:01I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.
21:04Thank you, thank you.
21:05I, uh, well, I'm proud of you.
21:08I, uh...
21:09What's the, uh, what's the endeavor?
21:13Just because I would hate for you to...
21:16to be involved straight out of the gate,
21:18the therapy gate, in... in anything...
21:21triggering.
21:22I'll be fine.
21:26Thanks.
21:44I'll be fine with you.
21:56I'll be fine with you...
22:01I will have a
22:13Leave a message, or better yet, text.
22:15Beth, Joanne Felder here.
22:18Gary and I are heartbroken.
22:20Your father, what an extraordinary man.
22:22Alvin, you know, he and Gary developed a funny kind of bond.
22:27I won't say father-son exactly,
22:29but maybe generous uncle, peculiar nephew.
22:34They had their lunches.
22:35Gary always came home with a smile,
22:37like a midlife love affair.
22:39Platonic, obviously.
22:43Right, well, I mean, you must be swamped.
22:45It's, it is a hell of a process, grieving.
22:50My couch is open to you, of course, anytime.
22:53On the house.
22:55Speaking of the house,
22:57I was calling to see if you could,
23:01between estate lawyers and funeral homes,
23:04squeeze in a chat to discuss what you might be thinking,
23:07or what Alvin was thinking,
23:10if he mentioned us in our situation.
23:14Not precarious.
23:15I won't say precarious precisely,
23:18but pre, pre, pre,
23:22I can't seem to finish my sentence.
23:27Beth, we want to talk about the rent.
23:28About, uh, keeping the rent.
23:32Where, where we could possibly, uh...
23:35Press free to delete.
23:43Message delivered.
23:45Fuck!
23:53Hey.
24:01Who is that dude?
24:04That's Sigmund Freud.
24:06Freud?
24:06Yeah.
24:07Are you familiar with Freud?
24:08Wasn't he, like, diddling his sister?
24:10I think you're thinking of Dickens.
24:11Oh, he was, like, the coke fiend, right?
24:13Uh...
24:13Oh, no, it was his daughter.
24:15No, no, no, no.
24:15He wasn't diddling Anna.
24:17Diddle with Anna's head, didn't he?
24:18He analyzed her,
24:19and it was...
24:20some feel inappropriate.
24:22Tell it to the cocaine, right?
24:44Hello?
24:54What?
25:02Mm.
25:07Fuck.
25:11Fuck.
25:13Fuck.
25:14Fuck.
25:15Fuck.
25:18Fuck.
25:21Hello?
25:22Hey, are you like Gary Jr.?
25:25You said you were gonna give that cue back.
25:29I mean, guess I'm not the only klepto, you little bitch.
25:32That was legendary.
25:35Hello?
25:40Coward.
25:50Not now, Joanne, I'm writing.
25:54It's Orson.
25:55Oh, yeah, come in. Orson, come in.
25:58Hey. Oh.
26:00Hey.
26:02You okay?
26:03Should I get your mom?
26:05Can you teach me how to use the washing machine, please?
26:08Yeah, sure, no problem.
26:10Oh, now?
26:13I know I messed up with the stool sample, but
26:17the antibiotics are just
26:18they're not working, and they're making it worse for me.
26:21I really just, I can't be like this right now.
26:24Okay, okay, okay.
26:24It is, it's okay.
26:27It's okay.
26:28This is total, this is natural.
26:32Um, you know, I know this nutritionist.
26:35I'm on a task force with her.
26:37People swear by this woman.
26:38I could call her.
26:40Yeah?
26:41Great.
26:42Come on.
26:44Well, good news.
26:46Sekva felt bad about missing the barbecue.
26:49Tom put the screws to her.
26:50Well, I just pointed out she wasn't helping the vets any by not showing.
26:53Mm-hmm.
26:54So, uh, Sekva approved the transfer of a dozen engineers who know the Mump System and...
26:58The what?
26:59Sorry, what?
26:59What system?
27:01Mump System.
27:02It stands for, um, mobile...
27:05Nobody fucking knows anymore.
27:07It's been around longer than me.
27:08And how long have you been at the VA?
27:10No, no, no.
27:11Me.
27:11Tom.
27:12It's pre-moon landing.
27:14They've put patches on top of patches over the decades.
27:17But, you know, that's...
27:18That's what we're trying to do here is cure ourselves of the Mumps.
27:23This is...
27:23This is good news.
27:25Oh.
27:25This is progress.
27:26Yeah.
27:26The Mumps.
27:27Progress.
27:28And how old are these engineers?
27:29Well, we'd be pulling them out of retirement, so, I mean, they're a little older.
27:33Guys.
27:34Guys.
27:35Read the room.
27:3730-year-olds retire here, okay?
27:38This is not a nursing home.
27:40No walkers in my war room.
27:41Okay.
27:42Okay, but this is the job that we are paying you to do.
27:45No, you're not paying me.
27:46It's like fast-tracked money.
27:48No, or is she taking an old man dump on me?
27:50I can't even sell the data product.
27:52Data product?
27:54What data product are you planning on selling?
27:56Oh, you thought your welfare checks made this project worth my time?
28:01The only play is to sell the vets' data.
28:04Big pharma.
28:05Insurers.
28:07So you see people in need, and you go to how to sell their medical files?
28:14Yes.
28:14It's called capitalism.
28:15The government ought to try it.
28:17Okay, if we have guardrails, data sales, you know, might work?
28:23No.
28:24No.
28:24Tom, this deal's dead.
28:27You, Duncan Park, you are the fucking problem.
28:39Sorry.
28:40Bardo's smart.
28:41He's going to want to steer the ship, but hard no.
28:43Okay?
28:44I'm sorry.
28:44I'm sorry.
28:45He has a quick trigger.
28:47I think this is worth salvaging, Duncan.
28:51Maybe I talked to Tom about meeting somewhere in the...
28:53Don't bother.
28:55Don't bother.
29:00Okay.
29:00The engagement talks with the Ironclad.
29:03From a synergy POV, you want a wall around his people.
29:06Yes.
29:25Do we really need to take a helicopter?
29:28Pippa Tang wants to meet you.
29:38Good news.
29:40Hmm?
29:40Pippa's rescheduling for tomorrow.
29:43Great.
29:43Let's go home.
29:44What?
29:44A missing night in Napa?
29:46What?
29:47Look, Lily, my daughter.
29:48She's what?
29:4915?
29:50She'll be fine.
29:52She know how to work a microwave?
29:54Don't fret.
29:56Pipp will pony up, but she likes to make us beg for it.
30:00What does she get in return?
30:01Her name on the stadium.
30:03And she'll express her priorities for the school and...
30:07But what if I can't agree to them?
30:08For $40 million?
30:11Just lie back and shine brightly.
30:15You don't have to light, Pippa Tang.
30:17I don't happen to.
30:20Just think what we can do with $40 million.
30:23I'm going to book us a spa.
30:26All these tests they put you through, poking and prodding, just makes you feel like a freak
30:31for having a natural human body.
30:33I mean, hello.
30:34We're all just factories for shit.
30:38And blood.
30:39And pus.
30:40And milk, sometimes.
30:42I mean, it's what we do.
30:44We ooze.
30:46We secrete.
30:47And they'll never take that away from us.
30:52He's all set.
30:54I've got a custom tincture just for you.
30:57It is my proprietary blend.
31:00It will adapt itself to shake up your whole microflora economy.
31:04Interesting.
31:05What, uh, what's in there?
31:07Well, it's proprietary.
31:09But mostly Chinese herbs, illicit reductions, compounds to reduce inflammation.
31:14So that's going to fix my shit factory?
31:16Of course.
31:16You bet.
31:17Here you go.
31:1820 drops to start.
31:19And then three drops.
31:21Three times a day.
31:22Okay.
31:22Three and three.
31:23Great.
31:23Great.
31:23What's the damage on everything?
31:25The damage.
31:26Cool.
31:27Yeah, sorry.
31:28Uh, well, of course, I will apply the medical colleague's discount.
31:31Thank you so much.
31:32That's great.
31:32And the consultation fee, it's included with the proprietary prescriptions.
31:36Uh-huh.
31:37The total then, it is $1,962.
31:40Oh, I didn't realize.
31:41We can use it.
31:42Maybe don't take.
31:43Yeah.
31:43Uh, I...
31:44It's activated.
31:46Right.
31:46All right.
31:47And how much of this will insurance cover?
31:48Oh, of course, insurance companies, they only cover phallocentric, western normative treatments.
31:55Okay.
31:56Um.
31:58Okay, credit cards?
31:59Let me grab the machine.
32:01Great.
32:03Um, we're not going to tell your mom about this, no?
32:08Lily, this is...
32:10It's all too much.
32:12Too much?
32:14That's my not enough.
32:17No.
32:18You know, I don't come from great wealth either.
32:21But I practice radical acceptance, and now being rich is second nature.
32:27You know, it's possible to adjust to any identity, really.
32:30Wouldn't you agree?
32:31I'm just rolling with whatever comes.
32:34Yeah.
32:35I like that.
32:36Like in Aspen, right?
32:38The education thingy?
32:40I was so excited to find the perfect leader for Los Altos.
32:45Walked up, made you the offer right on the spot.
32:50When did you realize I meant to make the offer to Pamela Douglas?
32:54Do you mean...
32:58When did I realize you mixed up the only two black women at the summit?
33:03If I did.
33:0430 seconds.
33:05You knowingly infiltrated or suborned a wool-pulling antic.
33:11And you can't tell black women apart.
33:14I had been drinking, and I think with the altitude and...
33:18You offered it to me.
33:21I signed my own name on the contract.
33:24I never once lied.
33:26We're being honest.
33:27Hmm?
33:28My daughter is brilliant.
33:29Really brilliant.
33:31And deserves to go to Stanford.
33:33Los Altos is the best feeder school, so...
33:37Good for you.
33:40Still, this is not a great look for either of us.
33:44I'm not arguing that.
33:45But I do need to know, if someone asks...
33:49I'm not gonna lie.
33:51You stood there in my backyard as I introduced a Harvard graduate.
33:55You said nothing.
33:56Just keep saying nothing.
33:59Or this all falls apart for you.
34:02For Harmony.
34:04There's nothing I can do to help.
34:08When we take it to our graves.
34:11Fine.
34:13You first.
34:22Here's the phone number.
34:25Um...
34:25Name?
34:26Jameson Esme Park.
34:29Your daughter?
34:30Yeah.
34:31She'll never forgive you.
34:32Well, she's not gonna find out.
34:34Why can't you just...
34:36Why can't I get one of those Pakistani CTOs with that H1N1 visa?
34:40Because, like, when they won, I could send them back to Bangor.
34:42Bangalore, India.
34:44And H1N1 is the bird flu.
34:51Looks like she used to torrent Sailor Moon.
34:54No, I...
34:54I don't want to know about sex stuff.
34:56Okay?
34:56Just tell me...
34:57Tell me if she's stealing.
34:59Pirating is stealing.
35:01Oh, yeah, it is.
35:04I'm a chim-cham.
35:07Hey, get down!
35:08I'm sorry.
35:08Carl Vardoff is early.
35:10Park!
35:11Um...
35:12Whoa.
35:12Just where you keep all the good stuff?
35:14Yeah, I wasn't expecting you till, um...
35:17Well, I could pretend that I messed up the time, but I did, in fact, want to catch you with
35:21your pants down.
35:23Sorry to disappoint you.
35:24Um, but, yeah, please, sit.
35:26Stay.
35:26Make yourself comfortable.
35:28Um, we had a whole...
35:30whole thing prepared.
35:31Here's the chickadee.
35:32Oh, uh, Harper, why don't, uh, why don't we show Mr. Bardoff the power of Nodin?
35:40We triangulated this guy's metadata from multiple data lakes.
35:45Sending him a coffee coupon.
35:48Now.
35:5272% chance.
35:58Please tell me there's something besides this.
36:00Well, 72% means there's a...
36:02there's a 100% chance that this does not work for me.
36:04This is just baseline tech.
36:06There's...
36:06There's...
36:06There's more.
36:08So much more.
36:10Stuff that no one else has.
36:13Prepare to have your mind blown.
36:14You have two minutes.
36:15Stan stays as long as you can vouch for his secrecy.
36:18I cut his tongue now.
36:19Get on with it, please.
36:21You two are about to feed the third and fourth people on Earth to see what we can do here.
36:25Orlando Lee.
36:27CEO of Smoke.
36:28You've heard of him.
36:28Of course you have.
36:29After running billions of Monte Carlo simulations predicted by our god, Tear Algo, we called Nodin.
36:36What was it, Harper?
36:37The percentage of certainty?
36:4132.
36:42No.
36:42Of certainty.
36:43Wasn't it 89?
36:44Yes.
36:45It was 89.
36:46Yeah, I'm certain this is a giant waste of my time.
36:49Stan?
36:50Oh, yeah, he doesn't have a tongue.
36:51I will speak for him.
36:52What the fuck are you doing?
36:5489% certainty Lee is pushed out of Smote in the next 48 hours.
36:58Come on, how did you get that?
37:00We are perched on the shoulders of everyone in his sphere, all seeing.
37:04We know which execs just got a prescription to benzos.
37:07Who'd cancel their trip to Bureau Ritz?
37:09Who's buying tampons?
37:10Their spouse's data stream?
37:13Their kid's test scores?
37:14The doorman's bank account?
37:15Okay, so you grab a bunch of loose facts, and you slap on a narrative, and this is what
37:20you call information?
37:22Information with insight.
37:25Like if you fused a quant with a psychiatrist.
37:29Because if I'm right, Lee is fired, leading to a 94% chance that the stock rises, but only
37:36briefly because who wants to be the sacrificial suit?
37:39So, power vacuum.
37:41Stock falls.
37:42And what do we got on that, Harper?
37:43Uh, 79%?
37:44Uh, not quite.
37:4677.9.
37:47Ah, let's just call it 78.
37:4978%.
37:49You're code monkeys, you know?
37:51Then, note in psycho-economics.
37:54Psycho-economics.
37:55Yes.
37:55Psycho-e...
37:55Okay.
37:56It tells us toxic loyalty will lead to an 84% chance that he's rehired, leading to a 97%
38:03chance.
38:03That stock skyrockets from that noose.
38:06You ride that whole wave, Carl, with shorts and buys, and you get to take, like, four bites
38:13out of that apple.
38:15Your algorithm says all that?
38:17I bought 150,000 shares of smoke last night.
38:23Okay.
38:24We'll be in touch.
38:25Thank you for the tarot reading.
38:26You're leaving?
38:27Uh, yeah.
38:30I probably should have mentioned that Carl was Orlando's mentor.
38:35But then you probably already know that.
38:37You are the fucking data guy, right?
38:43I thought that guy couldn't talk.
38:46If any of that had any validity...
38:49Trust me, it does.
38:50I swear.
38:51If he goes and warns Orlando, he's gonna rewrite the future, and then...
38:55Someone's fucking their own mother.
38:58And I think it's me.
39:00Mm, that was divine.
39:05Do we get dessert?
39:07Chocolate ketchup?
39:08Uh, yes.
39:10No, I can't.
39:12I'm sorry.
39:13No.
39:14When I was Jamie's age, I used to eat a whole box of penne with Alfredo sauce so thick you
39:21could spackle a wall.
39:22Sometimes I didn't even hurl.
39:24Do not tell Jamie that.
39:25She already thinks I've got food issues.
39:30I don't always relate to my own daughter.
39:32Is that awful to say?
39:34No.
39:35She's a teenager.
39:36Yeah.
39:39Duncan says she's stealing from us.
39:42Oh.
39:42Yeah.
39:43Like she puts...
39:44Hey, thank you.
39:46Thanks.
39:47Yeah, she like puts her little trophies in the school trophy case.
39:52Is she the one who smashed that?
39:53No, no, no, no.
39:54No, that was Duncan.
39:55And he's paying for the repairs with interest.
39:58Is he...
40:00Violent at home?
40:02No.
40:03I wish.
40:05Tell me about Perfect Harmony's daddy.
40:07Where's he?
40:08He was just a friend of ours.
40:09Yeah, he agreed to, you know, cough up.
40:13It was my egg Darcy carried.
40:16Oh.
40:17I'd have you down as a lady's lady.
40:20So, donde esta Mrs. Darcy?
40:22L.A.
40:24Actress.
40:25Mm.
40:25Yeah.
40:26She ran off with another Darcy.
40:29That was almost worse than the betrayal.
40:31Oh, lady.
40:33I've been there.
40:34Mm-hmm.
40:35Keep thinking I'm over it and then...
40:38Oh, you probably met her at the luncheon.
40:40Anushka Batachera.
40:42She's awful.
40:44I made such a great hire.
40:48Come on.
40:49Grab the bottle.
40:50Come on.
40:57Did you see my pottery work?
40:59The giant bong?
41:01Yeah.
41:02May, uh...
41:04You didn't do a bong test.
41:05You made a bowl.
41:06Lilac glaze.
41:07Very tasteful, too.
41:09Remember, Martin?
41:11Yes.
41:12Uh, lilac.
41:14Very nice.
41:15Dad?
41:16Eyes on me.
41:17What was my history project on?
41:19Yeah, one sec.
41:20Estimating how many people could fit in the Roman Coliseum.
41:24I asked him.
41:28It's a wonder you saw any of that, given how you were with Duncan Park for a while.
41:36What were you two up to?
41:38I'm on his board.
41:44The company isn't doing great.
41:46Neither is he.
41:49It was trying to stop a public meltdown in the midst of 500 of the Valley's most influential parents.
41:58Are you insinuating something?
42:01No.
42:04That explains it.
42:39That's why I'm in the midst of 500 of the Valley's most influential parents.
42:45did you track me a piece of shit you cannot do this you cannot do what
42:49you don't want orlando over there your protege oh did your all-knowing algo predict what i'm
42:56gonna do huh did it did it that's free will you have no idea what this is about to do
43:05i live in the era margin pal you didn't say anything to him yet yeah i said howdy and where's
43:11the keg if you tell him what i told you we will never know if i was right or not
43:18it's schroeder's
43:22cat is schroding or a dunce don't be a dunce then don't be a dunce if you really thought i
43:30was one
43:31you wouldn't be here actually being here it proves to me you believe in my algo maybe
43:40jesus maybe it scares you my hot potato's too hot in your soft tattletale hands
43:47you know this is how you used to do business this is why you vanished from the scene carl
43:52huh i show you tech that will revolutionize how we predict behavior and you you run to
43:59the playground to tell your boyfriend
44:02you're so ugly i have jumped through every hoop you put in front of me because i'm a fighter
44:09you don't think i'm a fighter oh baby i got your point you've made your point oh good i thank
44:15you
44:16for hearing me i love this guy this dude used to drop dudes twice his size and half his age
44:25who's this dude orlando lee i'd like you to meet someone this is duncan park he's a fighter
44:32hey all right yeah you want to do it no no no i he wasn't he didn't be in it
44:38that way so
44:40not a fighter so your manhood is a metaphor
44:47you got our next fight
45:07you got it i didn't get a weapon yeah no okay okay
45:17you got it
45:24you got it
45:34you got it
45:36you got it
45:43That's not the safe word, huh?
45:46No, no, no, no!
45:55This is why we do it!
46:12No, no, no, no, no, no!
46:19He's still controlled, silly asshole! Let him go!
46:38I wanted to show you something.
46:45When is that? The surface of the moon?
46:48It's my home in Napa.
46:51It burned down.
46:54Oh, my God.
46:56Oh, you know who our neighbor was and whose house is fine?
47:01Pippa fucking Tan.
47:03Our daughter?
47:04So when the fires were raging, Pippa bribed our private firefighters
47:09double to protect her house instead.
47:14Wow.
47:15You know the only thing that's left?
47:19Is that a bench?
47:21A marble bench.
47:24In our former garden.
47:26Duncan asked me to marry him there.
47:30He doesn't even care.
47:34I'm so sorry.
47:36No, I'm so sorry.
47:39I married a terrible actress from a hemorrhoid commercial who is also a whore.
47:51Give me her number.
47:53Her number?
47:54Yeah.
47:54So, Dunkey gave me this app.
47:56It hides your number and your voice.
47:59It makes you sound like that Darth Vader guy.
48:06Okay.
48:08Her name is Darcy.
48:10Darcy?
48:10Yeah.
48:11You're a little slut.
48:13Darcy?
48:14Darcy.
48:15It's Darcy.
48:15Other Darcy.
48:16You hemorrhoid, dum-dum, stupid girl dummy.
48:22Oh, my God!
48:25Oh, my God!
48:28I hurt myself!
48:33I urinated!
48:42Crisscross.
48:45Crisscross.
48:54Hello?
48:56We know what you did.
49:00The betrayal.
49:02What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan if they knew?
49:12Oh, my God!
49:17Are you feeling overwhelmed?
49:19Try to remember your life has value, anus hookah.
49:24Shut up!
49:25Just close your stupid gob!
49:28When you carry shame around, you make people around you unhappy.
49:32You seem riddled with anxiety and guilt, anus hookah.
49:36Try breathing and counting backwards from ten.
49:39Ten.
49:41Nine.
49:42Eight.
49:42One.
49:44One.
49:50One.
49:53One.
49:55One.
49:56One.
49:57One.
49:58Hello, Nana. Sorry if it's late.
50:02I'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis.
50:05Deep background.
50:07You can say, a source close to Cupertino.
50:16The acquisition talks failed.
50:39And then Alvin turns to me and he says,
50:41Gary, what the hell happened to our neighborhood?
50:44Since when did giving a damn about your neighbors
50:46become a four-letter word?
50:48They don't make them like that anymore.
50:49No, we don't.
50:50Hi, oh, my God, Beth, hi.
50:52I didn't know you were coming by.
50:54I would have, I, I, I, I am so, so sorry about your dad.
51:01Oh, I'm so sorry to barge in like this.
51:04No, please, I, I'm sorry.
51:06Oh, so this is Irvin.
51:09Hi.
51:10Great to meet you.
51:11You too.
51:12Beth, uh, Beth just told me how much your dad
51:14had told you both.
51:15And he was always speaking of you so warmly.
51:21I know he really admired how you two both do good work.
51:26And you, you don't expect to make as much
51:28as everyone else here does.
51:30I always wished I could be more like him.
51:33But I just, look, I, I hate to say it.
51:36I always tell her it's okay to care about money.
51:39Mm-hmm.
51:40And, and do you are the, um, the brother or the husband?
51:45Irvin's handling the sale.
51:48We're gonna list at eight.
51:49Mm.
51:50Probably would sell closer to 8.4.
51:52But we wanted to propose if you could pay all cash,
51:56we'd give it to you a listing.
52:00Wow.
52:09We'll get Pippa at the winter gala.
52:11It'll be fine.
52:12But you can't tell the board.
52:14But what am I supposed to say?
52:17Tell them food poisoning.
52:18The chopper crashed.
52:20So another lie.
52:21I think you'll manage, Beatrice.
52:23I feel pretty sure of it.
52:35Ha!
52:37Ha!
52:37Ha!
52:41Yeah!
52:42Mm-hmm!
52:45I feel free to sing
52:54Air is free
53:00On the National Express
53:02There's a jolly hostess
53:05Selling Christmas and tea
53:10But it's hard to get by
53:13When your arse is the size
53:16Of a small country
53:18And everybody sings
53:22Yeah
53:26I'm on a ride
53:32We're going when
53:37The air is free
53:43What do you think about one seat for me
53:45and one for my number two here?
53:46You'd let him call you that.
53:50What's that on your forehead, buddy?
53:52Forget money.
53:53Where do you want to be?
53:56Societal collapses upon us
53:58and sooner than you think.
53:59I miss you, man.
54:00If you don't have the bone mass...
54:02What the hell are you watching?
54:04You did this?
54:05You stabbed me in the back?
54:07Oh!
54:08Of my heart?
54:14In episode 104, you will see the Tech Bro Fight Club,
54:18which is, in fact, a real thing.
54:22This is Duncan Park.
54:23He's a fighter.
54:25He didn't be in it that way.
54:26So your manhood is a metaphor?
54:28We got our next fight!
54:29It's Tech Bro's wanting to feel the realness of physical combat.
54:36And all the things that are just metaphorical during their daytime activity,
54:41where they are being told to fight,
54:43to have that kind of warlike Sun Tzu aggression in their business life.
54:48I think there's just a lot of, like, especially nowadays,
54:51what is it to be a man?
54:53And I guess that answers their question for them sometimes.
54:57Oh!
54:57Oh!
54:59Oh!
55:02I don't...
55:03No background.
55:04Well, here they're going to do it in a back warehouse
55:08to get their yaya's out
55:09and to feel what that masculine warrior energy is.
55:15Just been kicked in the balls.
55:16Three, two, action!
55:21I couldn't resist not having that be part of the fabric of our Silicon Valley.
55:26I show you tech that will revolutionize how we predict behavior,
55:30and you run to the playground to tell your boyfriend?
55:33The thing that Duncan can say legitimately to Bardolph is,
55:37I have jumped through every hoop you've put in front of me.
55:40And he puts another one in front of him.
55:42Yeah!
55:44He succeeds in a way that's emotionally very real.
55:47When he's strangling Orlando Lee at the end with his eyes fixed on Bardolph,
55:52it is a way of saying, I am a fucking warrior and not to be taken lightly.
55:57He's in control of the Lee, asshole!
55:59Let him go!
56:00I think that's what Bardolph sees in me.
56:02He does not give up.
56:03Now they're ready to go to the next phase of their relationship.
56:08When did you realize I meant to make the offer to Pamela Douglas?
56:11When did I realize he mixed up the only two black women at the summit?
56:16If I did.
56:1730 seconds.
56:18In episode four, there's more than just Fight Club.
56:22There's also the fight between Lily and Beatrice.
56:25It's almost like they have a summit meeting at the spa,
56:27where all of these truths come out.
56:29Let me take it to our graves.
56:31Fine.
56:33You first.
56:35It's a fun dance between the two of them, literally in mud.
56:38And then it's almost like this, we have a lot more in common series of scenes that follow.
56:45Almost a friendship is emerging between the two of them.
56:48So Dunkey gave me this app.
56:50It hides your number and your voice.
56:54Hello.
56:54We know what you did.
56:56What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan if they knew?
57:01Oh my God!
57:05Are you feeling overwhelmed?
57:06Try to remember your life has value, Anus Hookah.
57:11Shut up!
57:12Anushka takes that Easter Island head, which symbolizes ancient beliefs,
57:17and smashes this new technology.
57:21That's this sort of collision point that I kind of adore it.
57:24That idea that the AI bot has provoked her to violence.
57:28And when we get to episode five, we'll see what the consequences of that violence are.
57:33I'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis.
57:36The acquisition talks failed.
58:12You can get a decision from the time it's not replaced.
58:14I'm calling to set the record straight on hypnosis.
58:16I'm calling smart credit for friends.
58:16I'm calling it to a rose on
58:16It feels very well, it feels very easy.
58:16There's a Mi血 canобрase on up toús.
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