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00:00Oh
00:09Maddie arrived in the city with no money a suitcase full of clothes and a plan
00:15Miss Pensler
00:17Hi, I'm Maddie Perez. I read your Wall Street Journal profile, and I want to work for you
00:22Oh, I appreciate that, but I'm not currently hiring. I know I'm not what you're looking for
00:28I didn't go to USC. I didn't even apply to college. My parents were immigrants
00:32I know my generation's entitled, but I don't believe anybody owes me anything
00:37I'm not a victim. I won't be an HR nightmare, and I believe in capitalism
00:43Well, that's refreshing
00:50The Spencer's office Maddie speaking please hold it's Annie
01:01Hello darling
01:03Yes, she's new her name's Maddie
01:07But it's hard to be successful when you're not allowed to work. We're not victims of circumstance
01:12We need to make tough decisions a statewide order for people to stay at home
01:22Mom, it's fine. The riots haven't gotten here yet
01:26Yes, I have the bear spray
01:29All across America young free people who didn't give a flying fuck about a global pandemic packed their bags and
01:36went west
01:39What if you get sick and died I won't I'm not old
01:46Don't forget to share your location
01:48Bye mommy
01:53Katelyn
01:54In pursuit of freedom fame and fortune
02:03Maddie's company was paying her to stay home and do nothing
02:08So she decided to do something
02:10Do you really think yourself?
02:13Do you really think yourself?
02:13Do you really think yourself?
02:14Do you really think I do?
02:15Do you really think I love?
02:17Cause luckily I'm quick and breathing
02:18I wouldn't fuck and money won't stop chasing
02:20And we can't dance all day around it
02:25If you find it, I'll be bound to
02:30Oh wow
02:32Have you always been this charismatic?
02:35I think so
02:36It's really unique
02:38So, do you really manage Dylan Reed?
02:42He's so down to earth
02:44I work!
02:45It's what I do!
02:46It's the pandemic
02:47I mean, don't take it so personally
02:49Everybody has had it with this thing
02:51People are dying out there
02:53Nobody's working
02:54I'm not nobody!
02:55Baby, I know
02:56I'm Dylan fucking Reed!
02:57Look, I think what you're doing on socials is the future
03:00What you need is a career architect
03:02And I'd love to minute you
03:13And Maddie began to introduce Katelyn around town
03:16I like your new friend
03:18Client
03:20She got a big follow-up?
03:21Not yet
03:25Maybe I can help
03:26Once she hit a million followers
03:28Yo, watch out!
03:29I'm coming down!
03:29I'm coming down!
03:29I'm coming down!
03:31I'm coming!
03:32It was time to cash in
03:33All right, everyone say
03:34draw something!
03:34Ready?
03:35One, two, three
03:35Draw!
03:37So
03:38I'm okay with like
03:40sexy shoots
03:41but not really any like
03:43nudity
03:44Yeah, it's important to have a moral code
03:46A lot of these girls don't
03:48Plus we can imply a new disease
03:51Side boob, under boob, camel toe, little ass cheek
03:55Feet
03:56Feet?
03:57Feet
03:57It's a huge fucking market
03:59Dirty feet
04:00Ew
04:01Feet being cleaned
04:02Okay
04:02Someone kissing your feet
04:04Like who?
04:06Whoever the fuck you want
04:07We'll build it up a toe at a time
04:08Get like a eye
04:10Okay
04:11Tienes jebo, tienes jebo
04:12Si te cansas de el
04:14Mami yo coje el relevo
04:15Yo, my
04:16Mom, calm down
04:18Yeah, I put the money in the account
04:21Your rent check is gonna clear, I promise
04:24No, I don't have time for a boyfriend
04:27Mami!
04:45I'll be okay with you
04:51Wow
04:53She's very talented
04:56In her own way
04:59Is she single?
05:01And a huge fan
05:07hey i'm caitlin maddie said the nicest things about you she's so sweet
05:14what are you drinking old-fashioned what the fuck is this
05:23that's fake news she's not in porn call me old-fashioned but if you're sucking your toes
05:28and spreading your beaver that's porn the norms are changing not that much girls like caitlin
05:32are going mainstream it's a booming industry are you taking a commission what are you making
05:42not enough you have got to be fucking kidding me look my mom's salon closed down during the
05:48pandemic so i've been helping her boo hoo we represent actors not fucking porno people well
05:53there's a new middle ground where you can transition these no no listen to me dylan is a star maybe
05:58not
05:58a movie star but a television star his career could last 30 or 40 years if if his libido
06:04doesn't become front page fucking news okay okay okay i understand don't let this happen again
06:13okay good
06:21she couldn't afford to lose the stability pensler provided
06:26so she was forced to let caitlin go i'm sorry i i just don't have the time you deserve
06:46and a year later this video is for anyone who doesn't believe you can make a real living on here
06:52this is what i made last month seven hundred thousand dollars so if you're thinking of starting
06:58an account do it and use my promo code cut
07:07and if maddie had followed her instincts she wouldn't be an assistant
07:15she'd actually be successful
07:32how much is that dog in the window
08:01oh man she flies like a horse asshole
08:06love this shit yeah you know 200 years ago
08:15motherfuckers were leaving the safety of their log cabins to ride out west
08:20they didn't know what they'd encounter
08:22outlaws engines grizzlies
08:24whole fucking endeavor
08:26was the role of the die
08:31wish it is
08:34what am i facing
08:38and who are you
08:45who
09:01alamo
09:01had me knee deep in pig shit
09:14and cleaning up any trace of tish
09:17and cleaning up any trace of tish
09:34but it was the first death i'd help cover up
09:40laurie laurie laurie
09:41that shit you sold me
09:43was laced with fentanyl
09:45well you hang out with whores so who knows what they were doing
09:49laurie when you do something wrong
09:51you got to make amends
09:53simple concept of reparations
09:55how about you take your reparations and shove them up your nigger ass
09:58oh we about to make this a race thing now
10:00is that how we're doing this
10:02you don't want to talk about reparations
10:04they're reparations for all kind of shit
10:06you dumb fuck motherfucker
10:09war
10:09injustice
10:10economics
10:11it ain't just a motherfucking black thing
10:13i'm trying to be fucking fair with you
10:15and now you're coming with some bullshit
10:17we're not giving you a dime for a mistake we didn't make
10:20what laurie didn't realize
10:23is that it was a mistake they made
10:26wayne had forgotten to tell fey to clean the scale
10:30and the problem with fentanyl is
10:32it's so strong
10:33it only takes a few grains to kill you
10:36and unfortunately for tish
10:38it had made its way into the ecstasy
10:40i ain't asking for money
10:42then what do you want
10:44i'll take your girl
10:45rule
10:46not happening
10:48she owes me money
10:50well
10:51consider her dead settle
10:53what do you give a shit about rue
10:55she's half retarded
10:58maybe god brought us together
11:00i'm really happy for you alma
11:02god always puts you together with very young women
11:05rue belongs to us
11:08you killed one of my bitches
11:09i'm taking one of yours
11:16you're a real fucking pig
11:20the fuck you call me
11:22you call me a pig
11:24oh first it's a black thing
11:26and that's a fucking pig thing
11:27you calling me
11:45i couldn't shake the feeling that i had made a deal with the devil
11:58at least i was free
12:05after that
12:09alamo gave me 300 bucks
12:10and told me i was promoted
12:17i'm not saying believing in god delivered me from worry
12:21but how else could i explain my good fortune
12:30for the first time in a long time
12:33things were looking up
12:47and the job
12:49definitely had its perks
12:55yo
13:00alamo hired a female
13:03eh yeah
13:04basically dude
13:05yeah
13:06alright dude
13:07we got
13:09cat molly
13:102c
13:11ghb
13:11cocoa or crystal
13:12all on tap
13:14no drinking
13:15no drugging
13:15no fucking on the clock
13:28hey
13:31keep the customers in line
13:32keep the bitches happy
13:33and me and you
13:34we gonna get along fine
13:35alright
13:36alright
13:39dismiss
13:40i gotta get
13:41yeah
13:52mr rolex wants to fight
13:53when we wrecked
13:54uh
13:55uh
14:49Yes, please.
14:57Did you shower today?
15:00Clean the whistle.
15:08Oh, my God.
15:13Oh, yeah.
15:39Anyone hurt from Tish?
15:41No.
15:41She ain't picking up my calls.
15:43She probably got tired of this fucking place.
15:51Yeah, we're hard to get on it.
15:54Yeah.
15:57Man, I didn't think what you did.
16:17I said I never gave you nothing, huh?
16:19Yeah.
16:28Where are you going?
16:30Nowhere, really.
16:31Got some party leftovers.
16:36Do you want to have some fun?
16:39I mean...
16:56Angel was a Hellcat.
17:02But I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss Jules.
17:12A few years ago, I used to visit her in the city.
17:17She was in art school, and I didn't have much going on.
17:29But it never quite felt like it did in high school.
17:32Too much had happened between us.
17:35And I wasn't in a great place.
17:41I had relapsed.
17:46Bad.
17:48Hey, Mom, it's through again.
17:53Um...
17:54I don't really have anywhere to go right now.
17:59And, um...
18:00I know you don't...
18:04I know you don't want me around Gia or anything.
18:07But, um...
18:08I was just hoping that you could answer the phone so I could talk to you.
18:11Because I really need to come home, Mom.
18:15You really need to come home, Mom.
18:22And, um, I'm sorry.
18:23I'm sorry for everything.
18:25I'm clean now.
18:26You know, I'm good.
18:28So...
18:29Yeah, just, um, call me back, okay?
18:37And to be honest...
18:39I haven't really been sober since.
19:00I'm not arguing with you, Magic.
19:02You cannot wear it on the floor.
19:04It's a certified boner killer.
19:05I don't give a fuck.
19:08Well, but I have to take it.
19:10I understand.
19:11And if they send me a private detective, what do I do?
19:13Huh?
19:14Who are you talking to?
19:15I don't speak Spanish.
19:16A private detective.
19:17If you don't take that fucking thing off and get out there and make this money,
19:21we're gonna have a real problem.
19:22Let me take it.
19:23Let me wear it.
19:24Please, take your broke-neck ass out there and get this money.
19:28Come on.
19:29There ain't but one thing that's worse than being called a nigga.
19:32And that's a fucking pig.
19:34You know what a pig is?
19:35A motherfucker that eats his own shit.
19:37Any kind of shit.
19:38All kind of shit.
19:40I look like a shit-eating nigga to you?
19:42I mean, maybe a dog-ass nigga, but not a pig, though.
19:46You ever been called a pig before?
19:48I don't recall.
19:49But look, niggas love bacon.
19:51Nigga, shut the fuck up.
20:01You good?
20:02I mean, this girl up here, god damn, she'd make a eunuch stand up.
20:09What happened with Tish, huh?
20:11Fell in love.
20:13Yeah, at your house.
20:14I'm fucking mad at where.
20:15Bitch fell in love.
20:17Ain't you got money to make?
20:23Yeah!
20:27What's up, Hillary?
20:29She been mad all day.
20:34All the fucking insults she could've took from the English language.
20:38That bitch, Lori, called me a motherfucking pig.
20:41Why a pig?
20:42That's a million dollar question.
20:43I wouldn't dwell on it.
20:44Yeah, you ain't the one she called a pig.
20:47So what?
20:48Cause a bitch ain't never called me a pig before.
20:50So I'm thinking, what brought that to the tip of a tongue?
20:53It ain't like it escalated a pig.
20:54It just went the pig.
20:56Yeah, what was her tone, though?
20:57The tone?
20:58Yeah, I mean, like, was she hella angry?
21:00It ain't about the tone, it's the word.
21:02Fuck you, I can come back from, but...
21:04Look, you and all this pig shit making my penis off.
21:07I'm going to go see what these hoes do.
21:09Fuck out of here.
21:15Please, sis, just call me back, cause I'm fucking getting worried about you.
21:22I don't fucking care what you're doing, bitch, but I just...
21:26Just call me.
21:27I've been calling you 20 times.
21:29You don't answer.
21:33Just call me back and just tell me you're fine.
21:40I love you.
21:50Bitches forgetting I'm the motherfucker who put her cracker ass on the map.
21:53We ain't nothing but a fucking junkie from the burbs.
21:57Yeah, I remember.
21:59Yeah, she certainly don't.
22:02Maybe it's time we reminded her.
22:09Shit, look at where you go, bitch.
22:15Fuck.
22:16Watch it.
22:17That bitch will sue you.
22:18I see that.
22:21Thanks.
22:44How long have you worked here?
22:46Fifteen years.
22:48Best job I've ever had.
22:51How long have you worked here?
22:52What'd you do before?
22:56Nothing good.
22:59Same.
23:16Welcome to paradise, kid.
23:23The problem with Uber is there's too much time to think about shit.
23:27Just on the road all day, just fucking thinking.
23:31You know?
23:31Like, why didn't Gia text me back?
23:34Why haven't I talked to my mom in two years?
23:36Why am I not with Jules?
23:38Why...
23:38You wanna be with Jules?
23:40No, I'm just saying.
23:41Like, these are the thoughts that I have when I'm driving.
23:43But when I'm at the Silver Slippers, it's a completely different fucking thing, you know?
23:46It's a whole different ballgame.
23:47I'm, like, problem solving left and right.
23:50I don't even think about Jules, honestly.
23:52Yeah, that sounds healthy.
23:54Yeah.
23:59But the sugar baby thing is a little weird, right?
24:01Every girl I meet is a sugar baby.
24:03It sounds that weird.
24:04Yeah, but you don't do it.
24:07I'm not a fucking hooker.
24:11What?
24:16Maybe I should reach out to her.
24:18And do what? Lecture her?
24:20Just, like, catch up, you know?
24:24Even though you don't think about her?
24:27Yeah.
24:29Where are you going?
24:30I have a meeting.
24:32With who?
24:35What?
24:40Cassie?
24:42No fucking way.
24:43She DM'd me.
24:44Oh, wow.
24:47Round two, baby?
24:49Ding, ding, ding!
24:51Man, I miss high school.
24:53I don't.
25:05Cassie's DM was the first time Maddie had heard from her since high school.
25:12It was a shame she was with Nate.
25:14Cassie was exactly the kind of girl you'd dream of signing.
25:18Beautiful, but directionless.
25:20And Tria.
25:22Bill B.
25:29So desperate for attention, she's willing to humiliate herself.
25:32There you go.
25:34She's good.
25:35She's good.
25:37Let's go.
25:39Let's go.
25:39Let's go.
25:41Let's go.
25:43Those are the kind of girls you can really mind.
25:45Butter up.
25:46Why is she reaching out now?
25:49After all these years, what does she want?
25:52Do you ever feel like your life could be bigger?
25:55Me?
25:57No.
25:58Even though you're just a housekeeper?
26:01Si.
26:01America.
26:03My dream.
26:04Nobody else but you.
26:07The diddly, diddly, diddly-dum.
26:10Boop-boop-be-doop.
26:11Go.
26:38Welcome to the peninsula.
26:44I got your reserve seats right here.
26:46Oh, thank you.
26:48I'll be right back.
27:33No, the director loves her.
27:35I just think it should be a meeting pending an offer.
27:39Yeah.
27:40Okay, thanks.
27:40Bye.
27:42Sorry I'm late.
27:43It's been such a crazy day.
27:45Hi.
27:47You look amazing.
27:48Can I start you ladies off with some drinks?
27:50Yeah.
27:50Can we get two Aperol spritz?
27:52I'll be right back.
27:57So, here we are.
28:01Here we are.
28:07Looking back, I should ask for permission.
28:12Permission?
28:13Your blessing.
28:14What Nate and I were feeling for each other was obviously real.
28:18Otherwise, we wouldn't be getting married.
28:20But I feel like I found the love of my life at the expense of the other love of my
28:25life.
28:26It was at that moment Maddie realized that this dumb bitch waited years for that ring just to clear her
28:32conscience.
28:33I'm sorry.
28:34So, Maddie decided to go in for the kill.
28:37I forgive you.
28:46It was the third Aperol spritz that brought the truth out.
28:50I just feel like if more people knew me, I would be huge.
28:57Define huge.
28:58Like, when I throw a pool party, I am the center of the attention.
29:02You should see how upset these wives get with their husbands.
29:07Well, that's because out there you're a big fish in a small pond.
29:10But what if I was a big fish in a big pond?
29:14Mmm, the market's just oversaturated with a lot of girls like you.
29:18Dude, how are all these girls making so much money when I am way prettier than them?
29:24Promotion.
29:25Knowing the right people.
29:28Having good taste.
29:31What do you mean, taste?
29:33The ability to discern quality and a high aesthetic standard.
29:37Oh, I have that.
29:39Don't I have that?
29:41You want my professional opinion?
29:43Yes.
29:44Fuck.
29:44Finally.
29:45I mean, this is why I'm here.
29:48That's why you're here.
29:50I'm here to apologize to you.
29:52I did not even think we were going to get into this conversation.
29:55Yeah, the doggy video?
29:56It's fun and it's campy, but it's not sexy and it's not timeless.
30:03But it's cute though.
30:05It just feels a little desperate.
30:07It feels like you're trying way too hard instead of just being.
30:12Being what?
30:13Yourself.
30:15Who am I?
30:16That's a really good question.
30:18Well, no, because I can be anything.
30:22I mean, I know you're really, really busy, but I really want this.
30:29I need this.
30:30I need this.
30:33Is Nate okay with you doing noobs?
30:36Oh, yeah.
30:38I mean, as...
30:40He's so supportive.
30:42As long as I just don't post it on the main page.
30:45Well, then let's have some fun.
30:56Hey, you wanna?
30:57Hello, Mr. Cal.
30:59I wanna, wanna, wanna make love to you, girl.
31:03You know I wanna.
31:05Oh, you're funny.
31:06Look who the cat dragged in.
31:08You got anything to drink?
31:14The last five years had been humiliating for Cal.
31:18He went from being the town's top real estate developer
31:22to a broke sexual deviant who narrowly avoided prison.
31:30Saw your Cassie selling pictures of herself online.
31:36Where'd you hear that?
31:38Guy you go to slaw with.
31:41What's slaw?
31:42Sex and love addicts.
31:43All right.
31:44All right.
31:44I don't know.
31:45She's doing these, um, pin-up style photo shoots.
31:49You have financial issues.
31:50Me?
31:51You.
31:52No.
31:53No, no.
31:55No, I'm good.
31:58Trust me, Dad. I'm good.
31:59But Nate was far from good.
32:02I had a brilliant idea.
32:04I want better angels to be the sole supplier of afterlife innovation to the Sun Settler community.
32:11What are you talking about?
32:14Nas, I'm talking about you and I in business together.
32:19Money.
32:20Listen.
32:21Our problem is not just gonna go away.
32:25I'm not your problem.
32:26The problem is the fuckin' bureaucratic bullshit in California.
32:30Nas, do you know, do you know how long it takes to get a seat in front of the fuckin'
32:35Planning and Zoning Commission in this state?
32:36No.
32:37And I really don't give a fuck, you know?
32:39Yeah.
32:40Well, you should.
32:41Every fuckin' Californian should.
32:42They make it impossible for a hard-working person to do business.
32:45The right way.
32:46Well, my business is fuckin' booming.
32:49I got the meeting.
32:50Right?
32:51With the PNZ.
32:52The plans are gonna pass.
32:54You don't need to worry about a thing.
32:55I'm not worried.
32:56You should be the one that's worried.
32:59You know why?
33:00Because you owe me $550,000.
33:05And by next week, that's gonna be $600,000.
33:10$600,000?
33:11Yeah.
33:12So, what I suggest is you pay me $100,000 by this Friday.
33:18By this Friday?
33:19$100,000?
33:21Yeah.
33:21This Friday.
33:23Think of it as a way to regain my confidence.
33:32Yeah.
33:33No problem.
33:35Yeah, my word.
33:36I'll see you Friday.
33:38Let's make some fuckin' money.
33:47I'm not getting into the morality of OnlyFans with you.
33:51Once you give in to temptation, it knows no limits.
33:54I'm speaking from experience.
33:56Yeah.
33:57I'm well aware.
33:58I didn't start by having sex with men.
34:01My first affair was with a very sexy woman.
34:04What Cassie's doing and what you did are not the same thing, Dad.
34:08I was chasing pleasure instead of being grateful for what I had at home.
34:13You're gay.
34:14You're in denial, and it came out in very weird ways.
34:17I'm not gay.
34:18I was a hedonist.
34:20You fucked men in the ass.
34:23So?
34:23How is that not gay?
34:24I was a pitcher, not a catcher.
34:26I'm not getting into this debate with you again.
34:29I have investors coming over.
34:30I need to have a clear head.
34:32Please.
34:32Investors?
34:33Yeah.
34:34I thought you closed the round.
34:35Well, I'm opening a new round.
34:38Angel!
34:41You throw one motherfuckin' shoe at me, I'm gonna knock you the fuck out!
34:48That bitch at Taz made me a double.
34:50Yeah.
34:50I got you.
34:52I'm in touch.
34:54Angel!
34:55What?
34:55I've never heard of that.
34:57Fuck!
34:58Fuck LMO!
35:00And fuck all the bitch ass taking that word for them!
35:03Including you!
35:04Fucking bitch liar!
35:06Oh, I'm a bitch now.
35:07Yeah, you're a bitch.
35:08I'm a bitch now.
35:09You like that shit?
35:10You like that?
35:11No!
35:11No!
35:12I don't like that!
35:12You fucking don't think of this shit!
35:14You crazy fucking ass!
35:15Knock it off!
35:18I sure...
35:20We can keep doin' this shit or we can talk!
35:28Yeah, fine.
35:29Let's talk!
35:29Let's talk!
35:32Let's talk!
35:38Let's talk!
35:38The phone's missing.
35:41The aunt is reclosing.
35:45She's not answering the fucking phone.
35:50Everyone's telling me she's run away with some fucking guy.
35:55Fucking bullshit.
35:57Fucking bullshit.
36:03she already
36:06no
36:13no
36:16no
36:24I'm sorry
36:42no
36:43no
36:45no
36:46no
36:47no
36:48no
36:49no
36:56no
37:02I'll be out here
37:18angel began to spiral
37:26I want my money back
37:27this is bullshit
37:28hey listen
37:29listen
37:29we're not gonna give you money
37:31no no
37:31she's unconscious
37:32I paid the money for the dance
37:34she didn't give me the dance
37:35I get the money
37:36that's how it works
37:39you got work
37:41you got work
38:01no
38:02you go
38:09Maybe she goes to rehab or I kick her ass in the curb, that's it
38:12No, she's not going to be able to afford rehab
38:16I can
38:18Wait, really?
38:21Wow, that's really, really nice of you
38:24You own as many clubs as I do
38:26Pays to have those places on speed dial
38:31Right
38:33You know, Angel, she's a
38:36She's a little feisty
38:38The birdie tells me
38:40You got a real good thing going on
38:45Yeah, well, I've never been on this side of an intervention before
38:50Listen here
38:54You do this thing
38:56Might be another promotion in it for you
38:59Gotcha
39:04Suck my big fat fucking dick, bitch
39:07I'm never going through no fucking rehab
39:09Okay, listen
39:10I'm never going through no fucking rehab
39:12Stop, stop
39:13It's like a paid fucking vacation
39:15Uh-huh, I don't need no help
39:18I don't need no help
39:20And sometimes they take you bawling
39:22They take you bawling
39:23It's fine
39:24Just go
39:25Just go
39:28No, no
39:29Don't fuck with me
39:42You know, life is precious
39:50I don't know about that
39:53This is a weird place
39:56California?
39:58California?
39:58You know more people go missing here than anywhere else in America
40:05It's like there's a big magnet under the soil
40:11Attracting evil
40:23Death is not a niche market
40:25You know, we absolutely believe that Sun Settlers is a nationwide business
40:30All right
40:31So if I send you my mother-in-law, you promise to kill her?
40:34With dignity and grace
40:37I'll take it
40:41Hi
40:42I have to show you something
40:44What?
40:45Well
40:51So you're already expanding
40:53The demand is just too big
40:56Okay, dude
40:57How do I get in?
40:58Well, you'd actually have to be rich
41:00Fuck you
41:01I'm rich
41:04We're oversubscribed
41:09Oh, wow
41:10Keep flipping
41:13Baseball
41:17Why are you dressed as a baby?
41:19Oh, it's a whole subculture
41:20Babies?
41:21Adult babies
41:22Ew
41:23Who wants to see an adult baby?
41:26Some people do
41:27It's huge
41:27I keep getting all these requests
41:29Teething rings
41:31Bassinets
41:32Some people even want to see me wear a diaper
41:34What?
41:35That's sick
41:36I know, right?
41:38$100,000
41:40That means nothing to me
41:42Well, how much did Fred put in?
41:44A lot more than that
41:46Then why are you doing it?
41:48Well, if I don't, someone else will
41:49It's just supply and demand
41:51What the fuck?
41:52An adult baby?
41:54That's what I said
41:55Why?
41:56Well, why would you do that?
41:58I guess Nate can't afford the wedding
42:00Trust me
42:01Nate can afford the wedding
42:04What I saw
42:05Was extremely disturbing
42:08Hon
42:10I'll look into it
42:16I know, some good ones
42:21Come here
42:22What?
42:23Cass, come here
42:23We can throw all the way
42:27Okay
42:27Hey
42:28Show me your phone
42:31Why?
42:33This is
42:33Did you say something?
42:38No
42:39About what?
42:41I'm not going to show you my phone
42:43Why not?
42:44You hiding something?
42:46No
42:46Because the whole town is talking about how my wife to be spread eagles on the internet
42:51Hey guys, thanks for the party
42:52Bye
42:52Thank you for coming to see you
42:54See you well
42:55See you pal
42:55Hey, drive safe
42:56Bye
42:57Bye
42:58You did say something
42:59I swear to God I would never
43:01Andy's wife is talking about it
43:03How does Andy's wife know that I have an OnlyFans?
43:05Because she's home alone with a newborn
43:07Oh fuck her
43:08She's uninvited from the wedding
43:09This isn't about Andy's wife
43:10This is about you
43:11And what you're doing behind my back
43:13Uh, you gave me permission
43:15And if you were having money problems
43:17Then this wouldn't even be a thing
43:19It's not that I can't afford $60,000
43:21Whatever
43:22Whatever
43:23This is the biggest day of our lives
43:25Just delete the account
43:26Pay for the flowers
43:28I will get you all the flowers that you want
43:31If you just delete this account now, please
43:39Oh, fucking blackmail
43:46Excuse me, Mr. Nate
43:48Do you want me to save any of the food?
43:51Sure
43:51The patties?
43:53Yeah
43:53What about the hot dogs?
43:55Okay
43:55The macaroni?
43:57No
43:57The cheese?
44:00No
44:01Potato salad?
44:03Yeah
44:03The vegetables?
44:04No
44:04What about the fruit salad?
44:06Juana, please
44:07The cookies?
44:08Juana, enough
44:09Stop, stop, stop
44:11Juana, I'm gonna kill you
44:21Happy now?
44:25Relieved
44:26How about you?
44:28I'm ecstatic
44:29Thanks, babe
44:32Hmm
44:33Of course
44:40Should we go?
44:42We should go
44:44Yeah, let's go
44:46Great party, man
44:47See you later, buddy
44:47Yeah
44:49Great party
44:50Yeah, bye
44:53Juana, save those pigs in a blanket
45:22Thank you
45:39Uh, this is Hope Springs, right?
45:42Yeah.
45:44I have a patient.
45:47You're Kralimo?
45:51Yeah.
45:53We've been expecting you.
45:55Please.
45:58New arrival.
46:07Focus, ma'am.
46:20I'm scared.
46:22Hey.
46:24It's gonna be okay.
46:29It's not gonna be that long, and I'll be back, and I'll pick you up.
46:33You promise?
46:34Yeah.
46:36You promise?
46:37Yeah, I promise.
46:38Come on.
46:43Come on.
46:50You're good.
46:51Let's go.
46:51You're good.
46:51-
47:30Uh, do I need to fill anything out?
47:32No.
47:34There's no paperwork?
47:37Nope.
47:40Okay.
48:01Uh, yeah, I just dropped her off.
48:03Copy that.
48:05Um, I'm a little worried about her, though.
48:09God helps those who help themselves.
48:15Shit.
48:30I just grew up in a house with a lot of secrets and a lot of lies.
48:37I just don't ever want to be in that situation again.
48:41I understand.
48:42I'm sorry.
48:48I'm going to tell you something that might make you angry.
48:51What?
48:53Maddie's been helping me.
48:55My Maddie?
48:57No, my Maddie.
48:58You're talking about my ex-girlfriend?
49:00She was my best friend.
49:02Okay, so the same Maddie.
49:04We're friends again.
49:05And how did that happen?
49:07I reached out.
49:08She's an expert.
49:10At what?
49:11Social media.
49:13You mean porn?
49:14It's not porn, it's erotica.
49:16Oh, is that what Maddie told you?
49:17No, I'm telling you.
49:20What do you think she wants?
49:22To be my friend again.
49:26And manage me.
49:28Yeah, well, your career is over.
49:33Well, I invited her to the wedding.
49:40I had to break it to you, babe.
49:43But not everyone's in love with you.
49:59Oh, I love your big, fat fucking cock.
50:03Yo, fuck your cock's out.
50:06Don't stop.
50:08Don't stop.
50:17Fuck with that.
50:18Who cares?
50:43Is that a dinosaur?
50:48I'm going to find out.
50:51Hey!
50:52Come on.
50:52How the fuck is that?
50:54Oh, she's a big fucker.
50:58You gotta be kidding me.
51:00Come on.
51:01Get.
51:01Come on, motherfucker.
51:03Lieutenant Dan, you're fired.
51:06Come here, let's push it next to us.
51:07What the fuck is this shit?
51:11Hey, she pissed all over the car.
51:13Oh, shit.
51:16You gotta go this way.
51:18Hold it.
51:19Hold it.
51:19Oh, fuck us, that damn it.
51:22Thank God.
51:24Oh, piece of shit.
51:35Remember the Alamo.
51:37Oh, you said you'd be here in about five minutes.
51:41Yeah.
51:53I like the new look.
51:54Oh, shit.
52:05Oh, shit.
52:08Oh, shit.
52:11Oh, shit.
52:13Oh, shit.
53:26Where are you living?
53:28Right now I'm on Lexi's couch, but sometimes I'll leave, sometimes my van.
53:37But I'm going to get my own place soon.
53:40Nothing as fancy as this, though.
53:44So you're working?
53:45Yeah.
53:47At a strip club.
53:49It's managerial stuff, but surrounded by a lot of beautiful women.
53:54There's a lot of temptation.
53:57And I guess because I'm in a position of power, the girls like to throw themselves at me.
54:05You're sober?
54:07Yeah.
54:08California sober.
54:09Sometimes I drink.
54:10Sometimes I smoke a little bit of weed.
54:13But, uh, I avoid things that can destroy my life.
54:23Yet you showed up here.
54:26What, you think you're dangerous?
54:30I think over time it's easy to romanticize things, forget details.
54:37Yeah, but you don't ever get nostalgic?
54:41I mean, I don't miss high school.
54:43Or the suburbs.
54:45Or...
54:46Us.
54:50Were we ever good together?
54:53Back then?
54:57Not really.
55:00Exactly.
55:02So I'm assuming the whirlwind romance thing is off the table.
55:09I don't think my boyfriend would approve.
55:11Oh.
55:13Boyfriend.
55:14So it's a real relationship.
55:17Speak it up to me, eh?
55:21Not just, like, a...
55:23Financial agreement?
55:26Where'd you get that idea?
55:29I don't know, this apartment.
55:33He wasn't using it.
55:35Okay, well...
55:36Where is he then?
55:38Is that his place?
55:41Yeah, with his family.
55:46I see.
55:49You disapprove?
55:50No, I'm just saying, this guy's living like a double life.
55:52That's not a fucking red flag to you.
55:55What if his wife's okay with it?
56:02I don't think people are meant to be monogamous.
56:17I don't think people are meant to be monogamous.
56:25I'm gonna take a bath.
56:27I don't think people are meant to be monogamous.
56:29I don't think people are meant to be monogamous.
56:46I don't think people are meant to be monogamous.
56:54I'm going to take a bath.
56:58Okay, I'll just finish my drink and I'll hit the road.
57:05You're not going to keep me company?
57:50You're not going to keep me company?
58:23You're not going to keep me company?
58:54You're not going to keep me company?
58:54You're not going to keep me company?
58:56You're not going to keep me company?
58:58You're not going to keep me company?
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