#video #Euphoria - Season 3 Episode 3
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00:00.
00:23Throughout the history of America, there have been windows of time where anyone could strike it rich.
00:30Take the gold rush.
00:33Prohibition.
00:37Cryptocurrency.
00:40It's all about timing.
00:47And Jules had found her window of opportunity.
00:51It's like dating, except you get paid.
00:55How much?
00:56Depends on how rich they are.
00:59But then they expect you to fuck them.
01:02Yeah, but no more than any other guy.
01:05It all started back in art school with her roommate, Vivian.
01:08Hold out for as long as possible till the money's right.
01:13I don't know, it sounds sketchy.
01:15Yeah.
01:17The good thing about rich people is they actually have something to lose.
01:21Money.
01:23Besides, it beats working retail.
01:25Anything's better than retail.
01:40Jules' first date was with a 48-year-old lawyer named Rick.
01:54Jules' first date was with a 48-year-old lawyer named Rick.
01:57Yeah.
01:58So.
01:58Yeah?
01:59Yeah.
02:00But my therapist says that I have severe intimacy issues.
02:06It's not funny.
02:07I've never had a girlfriend.
02:09Never?
02:11I don't know.
02:12I find sleeping next to a woman makes claustrophobic.
02:22So, uh, look.
02:25That's for dinner.
02:34But if you wanna come back to my place after this, it could be way more generous.
02:39He had a very specific fetish.
02:43Nylons.
02:44All he wanted was to lick her tights and jerk off.
02:47Oh, you love it.
02:48I know, Lord.
02:49I love it.
02:52All I have to do is see this guy twice a month and he pays my rent?
02:56Told ya.
02:58Oh, I'm gonna clean up.
03:01There was Randy.
03:02A Hollywood producer who had a net worth of 50 million.
03:05Close to 200 million.
03:07Can't publicly list it.
03:09Don't wanna get fucked up the ass by the IRS.
03:11There was Henry, a run-of-the-mill finance guy.
03:13I know the volatility in the market has spooked our clients.
03:16We've been doing this a long time.
03:18This is not our first rodeo.
03:24Mm-hmm.
03:26And then, it was Ellis.
03:30A plastic surgeon.
03:34I'd do what God didn't.
03:37Same with you.
03:40That's one way to put it.
03:41Well, is there another?
03:42We defy the natural order of things.
03:45Age.
03:46Gravity.
03:47Sex.
03:48Exactly.
03:49No fun to be helpless.
03:51Mm-hmm.
03:52To not evolve.
03:58When did you transition?
04:00Fourteen.
04:08That's why you're poreless.
04:11You never went through puberty.
04:12Beautiful.
04:15Your breasts are natural.
04:18For now.
04:20What would you change about them?
04:23I don't know.
04:24You're the ex-fruit.
04:26From here, they look near perfect.
04:29Near perfect?
04:33Anything can be improved.
04:38You have a family?
04:42I do.
04:46Sorry if I...
04:49What?
04:50I made you uncomfortable.
04:52Oh.
04:53I...
04:53I slice women open for a living.
04:55There's very little that makes me uncomfortable.
04:59Does your wife know you do this?
05:02Go on dates?
05:05Fuck trannies.
05:07Dessert?
05:11Bon appetit.
05:16You first.
05:26Is it good?
05:29Delicious.
05:31My wife knows I have certain proclivities.
05:36Behaviors.
05:37Behaviors?
05:39Weaknesses.
05:42And she's okay with it?
05:45You marry the best parts of a person.
05:47Hopefully you can tolerate the worst.
05:49That sounds sad.
05:50It isn't.
05:52Do your parents know what you do?
05:55Go on dates.
05:57Sell yourself?
05:59Definitely not.
06:01What do they think you do?
06:03Go to art school.
06:05Paint.
06:06Live off $750 a month.
06:10That seems difficult.
06:12It is.
06:15Are you good?
06:17At what?
06:20Painting?
06:23Yeah, I think so.
06:25Yeah.
06:26What did you think I was asking?
06:35God, no. I'm okay. Everything's fine.
06:38I'm just saying I don't think I need to go to art school to be an artist.
06:42It's like a waste of time.
06:45I make money for students.
06:48Literally all Viv and I do all day is she's sculpting and I'm painting and I feel like I'm learning
06:57more from just being in my space and working on that than anything that they're teaching in class.
07:16She was making more money than she ever imagined.
07:28She was making more money than she ever imagined.
07:36All her fears about making it as an artist
07:39Disappeared
08:28All her fears about making it as an artist
08:31I just might keep you forever
09:18All her fears about making it as an artist
09:33The same house
09:35With the same back door
09:38The same secrets
09:40In the bottom drawer
09:44The way back home
09:46Start that night
09:47Singing key-yap-eek-yap-boom-boom-boom-boom
09:50Let's go
09:52Yeah, let's go
10:03Someone's gotta know what that means
10:07The dream of the hammer-eek-yap-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom
10:24-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom
10:27-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom
10:27-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom
10:27-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom
10:27-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom-boom
10:40Oh, even so, roast birds will grow, rain wash away this world.
10:51Hola.
10:54Yours truly was working her way up.
10:57First up, we got our G19.
11:00It's affordable, dependable, with a smooth black finish.
11:03It's the go-to gun for the everyday man, no must, no fucks.
11:06It's light as a feather.
11:15Now, next, in our submachine gun line, we have the APC.
11:19Now, it's got a four-and-a-half-inch barrel, fully deployable stock,
11:23and it's perfect for concealment, whether under a trench coat or maybe for the missus sundress.
11:28It's affectionately known as the spraying and praying.
11:30That's right, it's got a cyclical rate of about a thousand rounds per minute,
11:33so you don't want to hold on tight.
11:41Ten of those.
11:42Ah!
11:44See, I knew you'd say that.
11:46But before you make any decisions, let me just introduce you to my personal favorite.
11:50Now, this is for those who want to intimidate with style.
11:53Okay?
11:53This is the AR-15.
11:58I know a lot of Americans have very strong feelings about guns.
12:03But if it's any consolation, the majority of the weapons I was selling were headed to Mexico.
12:10Well, that's your doing business with your own brain.
12:14At least Alamo appreciated me.
12:16Yes, she is.
12:18My employer of the month.
12:19You know, you said I get 3% commission, so...
12:23You see now, I like that.
12:25That's that ambition right there.
12:26You keep it up, young buck.
12:27You know, I'm trying to work my way up and go legit.
12:37Legit?
12:39Yeah.
12:41So you don't think what you're doing is legit?
12:47I mean, do you think what we're doing is legit?
12:50Legit's a funny word.
12:52What does it even mean?
12:54I mean, I think it just means legal, right?
13:01You know history?
13:03Um, not particularly.
13:07Take the numbers, Rackett.
13:09The people used to run that.
13:10Out of clubs, just like this.
13:11So the government came in, shut it down, said it was illegal.
13:14Sent niggas to prison.
13:16But did that make it go away?
13:18Did it?
13:19Hell no.
13:20They just made it bigger.
13:22Took it over for themselves.
13:24Can't set foot in a gas station or a corner store without seeing Lotto, Lotto, Lotto.
13:30Lotto, yeah.
13:31Old motherfucking Lotto, Lotto, right?
13:34What's that tell you?
13:36I don't really know.
13:38What was once illegal is now legit.
13:43That's what I was gonna say.
13:44The question is, where's all that money going?
13:49They say it funds the education system.
13:53That's what they say?
13:54Yeah.
13:56And these kids are just getting dumber and dumber.
13:59Something ain't not enough.
14:01Yeah.
14:02Oh, that's right.
14:04Do you have a moral problem with what you're doing?
14:07What?
14:08No, I'm cool.
14:09I'm, like, cool.
14:12You sure?
14:13Yeah.
14:13Let me tell you something, young blood.
14:18Come here.
14:23The only thing that matters is power.
14:28Now, how do you get power?
14:32Money.
14:34Bingo.
14:35What are you doing?
14:37Making money.
14:38Yeah, okay.
14:39Bingo.
14:40So what the fuck are you complaining about?
14:43You'll miss the chick.
15:14Shit.
15:17This bitch gonna cross the motherfucking line.
15:20The girls, they traumatized.
15:22Technically, they're tit for tat with the pig.
15:25We started it.
15:26They start?
15:26She started it.
15:27You happen to know this who wasn't dancing tonight?
15:29Tish.
15:30The Laurie motherfucking killed her ass.
15:31Fair point.
15:32She's a beautiful pig.
15:34What's that crack ass cunt love most in this world?
15:36She's a lazy boy.
15:37Nobody get a damn lazy boy.
15:39I'm talking about breaking her heart.
15:40I'm a perfect little guy.
15:43Look at this.
15:46What a good day.
15:48What a good time out here.
15:50Look at all this.
15:52You're my perfect little baby guy.
15:55Paladin.
15:57Paladin.
15:58It's her parrot.
15:59She has a parrot named Paladin.
16:01Yeah, she loves that fucking thing.
16:05Maybe it's time we pay Paladin a visit.
16:11Who invited me to the wedding?
16:14Meanwhile, I had made plans with Jules.
16:18Me?
16:20I don't think they're gonna want me there.
16:24Yeah, well I want you there.
16:28Well, you're not getting married, they are.
16:31Yeah, but they gave me a plus one, so that means they trust me to bring whoever I want.
16:38Well, I haven't seen Nate or Cassie since they graduated.
16:41Yeah, but you're not going for them, you're going for me.
16:46I don't know.
16:51I'm your sugar daddy now.
17:01Just sexy.
17:11Maddie didn't know what she wanted more.
17:15To get in between Nate and Cassie, or make a little money.
17:24Dude!
17:26Dude!
17:27What?
17:29What's going on?
17:31Something's wrong.
17:32She didn't even come home last night.
17:34Wait, where was she?
17:36That's what I want to know.
17:37He's probably nervous.
17:39About what?
17:39He didn't actually fucking anything.
17:40Don't step on the dress.
17:42Fred had diarrhea the whole week leading up to our wedding.
17:44I think diarrhea is bad.
17:46Try getting a divorce.
17:47Oh my God, Mom.
17:48Mom!
17:57I can't believe she had the nerve to show her face.
18:00I saw a little more than her face.
18:28I didn't expect to see you here.
18:30I didn't expect to see you here.
18:33She's my plus one.
18:39Who is that?
18:41I think she's an old friend Nate's.
18:45I don't remember her.
19:05She's a good girl.
19:06She's better than most.
19:13She's a good girl.
19:15She's better than most.
19:18She's a good girl.
19:34She gets awake for me.
20:01Oh, I remember waiting to walk down the aisle towards your father, just like today.
20:09Filled with hope and aspirations and all the smiling people.
20:18They're so joyous.
20:24And there I was, never realizing it was the last happy moment I'd share with your father.
20:33God.
20:36I look so beautiful.
20:40Before I started looking like an anorexic witch, Van was playing a happy tune.
20:52And who would have expected we had such terrible arguments disappearing for days on end.
21:03And as I marched down the aisle, like we're doing now, it never occurred to me the brutality of the
21:14man that I never knew before.
21:15It's like, how could I be so naive, misjudging?
21:20I mean, it's not like a mistake you can fix.
21:41You are everything to me.
21:44You are my master's piece.
21:47Go get him.
22:01Do you, Cassie, take this man, Nate, to be your lawfully wedded husband for as long as you both shall
22:06live?
22:07I do.
22:17Nate, Cassie, I now pronounce you husband and wife.
22:22Nate, you may kiss the bride.
22:25Nate, you may kiss the bride.
22:37You may kiss the bride.
22:40Or I'll never fall in love.
22:49Maybe you will.
23:04Or I'll never fall in love.
23:07I'm falling in love with you.
23:16Mm-hmm.
23:18Yeah.
23:19What time?
23:22Okay.
23:23All right, well, I look forward to seeing her.
23:26The girl sticks bowling balls of dope up her butthole.
23:30Yeah, and then you put it up your nose.
23:32She ain't the relationship type.
23:35You're just mad because I got to her first.
23:39God damn.
23:42What, she fuck all your brain cells out?
23:44No.
23:46I just got off with Alamo.
23:48You appreciate us returning the pig?
23:50Apparently he's sending Rue to do a pickup.
23:53You don't find that weird?
23:55Well, he runs a whorehouse, so he's got to keep his women doped up.
24:01Well, shit, I mean, maybe we should kidnap her.
24:04That's not a bad idea.
24:06Why the fuck not?
24:09Why the fuck not?
24:10Why the fuck?
24:11It'll be fun.
24:12I do miss her.
24:14Can't believe they actually got married.
24:17I thought it would be depressing, but I was kind of moved.
24:20They look like they're in love.
24:22I like the dress.
24:25Yo.
24:26You gotta run to Lori's.
24:27I'm kind of, like, at a wedding right now.
24:29I'm not asking.
24:31Shh.
24:31Okay, um, yeah, yeah, no, I'll be there.
24:33Okay.
24:36Hey, Jules.
24:36Don't hate me.
24:37What?
24:38I just gotta go.
24:39It's gonna work.
24:40What?
24:40Yeah, it's fine.
24:41I'll be back.
24:41Where?
24:41No, we're here.
24:42Let's go.
24:44Don't worry.
24:44You can be my plus one.
25:01Something seemed off.
25:04I had a hard time believing it was business as usual.
25:07But it wasn't like I could say no.
25:11You look beautiful.
25:13Oh, Chippy, it's humiliating.
25:15Oh, we'll get thinner as it melts.
25:17But I don't want my boobs to melt too quickly.
25:19Right here, guys.
25:19I want to go congratulate them.
25:22Maybe wait a few weeks.
25:24I don't want to be rude.
25:26It's not rude.
25:27Should we go?
25:29Me?
25:30No.
25:30Come on.
25:31No.
25:31Why not?
25:32I feel loved.
25:35Mostly by my scotch.
25:37Oh.
25:39Oh, look at that.
25:40Okay.
25:40Hey, waiter, round three.
25:43Is that BB?
25:45She's pregnant?
25:46Unless you want to bet she doesn't know who the baby daddy is.
25:50Hi.
25:51Hi.
25:52I miss you so much.
25:53How are you?
25:55Oh.
25:55Did you change your number?
26:00I'm Cal Jacobs.
26:03Most of you know me.
26:05Some have probably heard about me.
26:08That's the past.
26:11All right.
26:13Get ready to take the mic.
26:14Tonight, I'm the proud father of the group.
26:17Nick, you and I have been through a lot.
26:23We have.
26:26But I always believed in you.
26:29You're a winner.
26:32Look at your wife.
26:36I mean, who in here can say they married better than him?
26:40Oh.
26:41God damn.
26:42Great thing.
26:43All right.
26:44I'm going to keep drinking.
26:46You keep drinking.
26:48Nate, I love you.
26:51Woo.
26:53Woo.
26:55Woo.
26:59Woo.
27:00Beats.
27:01Beats.
27:03Beats.
27:04Can I get you?
27:06Yeah, I'll take you a short.
27:07You got it.
27:14Remember me?
27:16How could I forget?
27:18It's not every day you fuck one of your son's high school classmates.
27:23And record it.
27:25Ah.
27:26Yeah.
27:27Yeah.
27:28I'm very sorry about that part.
27:31Are you?
27:32It wasn't for distribution purposes.
27:35I just wanted to jerk off to it, you know?
27:38Really the experience.
27:40When I heard you got arrested, I kept expecting the cops to call me.
27:44Yeah, there was a video I got busted for.
27:47Fucked a guy who was two and a half months away from turning 18.
27:51Lied about his age, just like you.
27:54But somehow your video never made it to the police.
28:02Someone must have been looking out for me.
28:06Can't say the same.
28:08I copped a plea deal.
28:09Ended up on the fucking sex adventure registry.
28:13So like, you're one of those red dots?
28:16Modern day scarlet letter.
28:18Can't even drive by a fucking school.
28:21Have fun looking for an apartment when you're on that list.
28:24I'm surprised you still talk to Nate.
28:26Ah, it's easier than being alone and angry.
28:31I love you so.
28:38You're about to receive a collect call from an inmate at a California correctional facility.
28:43Press 1 to accept the charges.
28:48This?
28:49Bro!
28:51Bro, I fucking miss you, bro!
29:00I just wish everyone didn't think I was a bedo.
29:04You do like them young.
29:06But legal.
29:08Cut it a little close, though.
29:10Eh, youth is beautiful.
29:13Who wants to fuck an old person?
29:15I guess sometimes I do.
29:17You don't mind the cellulite, the fucking skin tag?
29:20I think I like the perspective.
29:24Perspective?
29:24I call that youthful idealism.
29:27You know high school?
29:29Best years of our lives.
29:31I couldn't disagree more.
29:34Well, for what it's worth, you still look fantastic.
29:43Have fun.
29:49Hi, I'm Marcia, mother of the groom.
29:54You know, as a mom of a boy, you sometimes, you gotta bite your tongue.
30:00You know, when he brings home a girl that, you know, isn't right.
30:06You know, and that happened.
30:09But then, then he found Cassie, and we love her so much.
30:19And I just wanted to say thank you, everyone, for making it here to celebrate the new Mr. and Mrs.
30:26Jacobs, because we're divorced.
30:35Just, I just wanted to say, I love you guys.
30:39Welcome to the family.
30:40Raise your glasses, please.
30:42Love you guys.
30:50When we came down the aisle, I just burst into tears.
30:53Aw, thank you.
30:55So sweet.
30:57Hey.
30:58You know, I've never seen so many flowers in my life.
31:01I was just gonna call you back, but I, uh, everything with the wedding got crazy.
31:06I'm trying very hard not to be offended.
31:08My invitation must have got lost in the mail.
31:11That was probably my fault.
31:13I was doing all the invitations.
31:15What's your name?
31:16Nassim.
31:18Nass, for short.
31:19I'm Cassie.
31:20Nice to meet you.
31:21Now, but if you don't know who I am, how could you be sorry for not inviting me, huh?
31:28Hey, why don't we go talk somewhere private with you, would I?
31:30Sit down.
31:31Don't you think it's a little foolish to throw such a lavish party when you owe so many people money?
31:49Uh, now.
31:51All right, what's nice?
31:53I just heard Nate owes someone a lot of money.
31:57Ows?
31:58It's okay.
31:59I have the money.
32:00You may have the money.
32:01I don't have the money.
32:03What money?
32:04What do you think?
32:05I'm just some punk that you can bullshit?
32:07No, no, no, no, no, not at all.
32:09Nass, not at all.
32:10I mean, I see champagne.
32:12I see lobster.
32:13I see black caviar.
32:14Gabby chose the menu six months ago.
32:16And did you pay for this fucking thing six months ago?
32:19What are you talking about?
32:19Some guy just threatened him.
32:21He had an accent, Russian, I don't know.
32:24I promise you I will get you every last dollar.
32:27You know, you always promise, but you never say when.
32:31When do you promise?
32:32Because promise without when, it's just useless exchange of words.
32:37What is going on?
32:39I'm in the middle of my wedding.
32:41Nate, who is this guy?
32:43It's okay.
32:44You know, he used to be your husband's friend.
32:48Now, I'm gonna become his worst fucking nightmare.
32:55I'm sure it's a misunderstanding, sweetheart.
32:58We gave him money.
32:59A lot of fucking money.
33:00I know, I know.
33:01Let's bring the anxiety down, okay?
33:04I'll talk to him.
33:05Enjoy this moment.
33:15It's okay.
33:18It's totally fine.
33:28Hey, is everything okay?
33:32Of course.
33:33It's my wedding day.
33:37Okay.
33:38I was just asking.
33:40What a weird question to ask on the best day of my life.
33:59Let's get out for the next day of his beautiful smoking hot to drop by Simama, Cassius Jenkins.
34:12I do not feel good about this.
34:20All right!
34:22What do you mean by nightmare?
34:24Maybe it's nothing.
34:25Just remember your steps.
34:29Smile.
34:36How much money do you owe?
34:37We'll be fine.
34:38Maybe we just have to downsize a little.
34:41Downsize?
34:43I do not want to downsize.
34:52Trust me.
34:53I love him.
34:56See where he don't come.
35:01Yeah.
35:03This time you're here.
35:07It's a taking.
35:09A tender emotion.
35:23Don't cry.
35:25Smile.
35:27She says you're it.
35:47That's why I'm free.
35:53That's why I'm free.
36:21Escape.
36:22Escape.
36:22What the fuck are you talking about?
36:23Escape.
36:25How are you going to do that?
36:30Parkour, like the fucking, the people who like jump off shit and shit?
36:36That's how you're going to escape?
36:38What the fuck, bro?
36:40Are you serious?
36:43Yeah, I feel you.
36:45How about this?
36:45If you do get out using fucking parkour or whatever the fuck, I'll come pick you up myself.
36:54Bless, bless, bless with love.
36:55Love you, bro.
36:56Be safe, right?
37:12Be safe, right?
37:23I was in the middle of construction.
37:25They find a white fertility, shut the whole development down.
37:29A what?
37:30A white fertility.
37:32What is that, a fucking bird?
37:33Oh, it's a flower.
37:35It's an endangered flower.
37:37But the whole thing's on pause so the city can find out how to move this fucking thing.
37:40One flower?
37:41No, it's more than one flower.
37:43It's like half a dozen flowers.
37:44But I'm, I'm fucked.
37:45I'm burning through money right now for it.
37:54It's all making sense.
37:57What?
37:58You and your little porno site.
38:03I diluted that.
38:04Nate put you up to it?
38:06What?
38:07No.
38:07He's pimping out his wife for wedding decorations.
38:11No, I did that.
38:13So you knew he was broke?
38:16He's broke?
38:17You can look it up.
38:18You can Google it.
38:19This is a, this is a real thing.
38:21A white fertility.
38:22Can you fucking believe it?
38:24A flower, Freddy.
38:25I don't know what to believe anymore.
38:27I got a meeting with the PNZ in a couple weeks, right?
38:30We're gonna win this case, Freddy.
38:32Don't fucking lie to me.
38:34Hey.
38:36He might owe some people some money, but he's definitely not broke.
38:40He's very successful.
38:42He's not.
38:42He's successful at fucking conning people.
38:45Say it.
38:46Say it with me.
38:46Say it with me.
38:47Fuck the flower.
38:51Fuck the flower.
38:52That's right.
38:52Fuck the flower.
38:54Fuck that flower.
38:54We invested our kids' college funds.
38:59And what does that have to do with me?
39:00In the meantime, tell your wife, please, just shut the fuck up.
39:04I'll take care of my wife, okay?
39:06All right.
39:07Take care of this.
39:08You have my word.
39:09Fuck that flower.
39:10Fuck that fucking flower.
39:13Congratulations to me.
39:17Fuck.
39:32Nice car.
39:38I'll follow you.
39:40Okay.
40:01You're not gonna do anything fucking crazy, are you?
40:04Define crazy.
40:19Gun.
40:22Ah, ah, ah, ah.
40:51That was cute.
40:58Come on in.
41:06Hi, you've reached the office of Madeline Perales.
41:09Please leave your name and number at the tone.
41:22You are the last person I expected to be here.
41:27I came here with Roe and Maddie.
41:30Oh.
41:38What happened to him?
41:41Roe had, like, a work thing.
41:45And I think Maddie got a little more emotional
41:49than she anticipated.
41:54You love who you love.
42:07Thank you for coming.
42:13Cheryl.
42:14Ruby Bennett.
42:16I didn't realize he'd be bringing company.
42:20Alamo would like you to know
42:22that he can start buying from your competitors.
42:24He even finds them less unsavory.
42:26Okay, well, I would like Alamo to know
42:29that I don't care if he buys from J. Edgar Hoover.
42:32We're not hurting for customers.
42:34He prefers your prices.
42:35Then what the fuck we talk about?
42:36Quality control.
42:40Alamo insists we test everything.
42:43Fine by us.
42:44Hey, grab some of the kids.
42:48Go on, git.
42:50Yo.
42:55Faisal out in the basement?
42:57Yeah.
42:58Cause that's my lady.
42:59Boy fell for the local mattress.
43:03What's this beautiful bird's name?
43:05Paladin.
43:06Paladin?
43:08Incredible.
43:10Do you like animals?
43:12I love them.
43:33Fuck, I love those fuckin' lifts.
43:37Bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.
43:42You're just jealous.
43:44Of what?
43:45Catching AIDS?
43:46One more word, I'll knock your fuckin' teeth out!
43:49Okie dokie, faggot.
43:50We really missed you around here.
43:53What would it take to get you to come back?
43:57I don't know.
43:59Profit participation?
44:01I mean, honestly, I'm really happy working for Alamo.
44:06That doesn't make me feel good.
44:09I'm sorry.
44:14Remember, the grass is always greener by the septic tank.
44:18I don't even believe in marriage.
44:22A hundred years ago, they would've sold me for three healthy cows and a parcel of land.
44:26Are you a virgin?
44:29It's better than her piece.
44:30So low to you, brother.
44:35Ah.
44:43You're not who you say you are.
44:45Cass, come on, come here.
44:46You want me to be the perfect housewife?
44:48You want me to cook and clean and suck your cock?
44:53Cass, if people can hear you...
44:54You don't even have money for food.
44:56We have money for food.
44:58You're not a man.
45:02Men provide.
45:03Cassie, all I do is provide for you, baby.
45:06Come on, sit down.
45:06Oh, so now it's my fault?
45:08I'm the reason you're conning all of your fuckin' neighbors?!
45:12Is that what you're fuckin' telling everyone, Nate?
45:15You're just fuckin' lying!
45:16All you do is fuckin' lie!
45:18You lie, you lie!
45:19Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie!
45:20You lie!
45:22Fuck!
45:26Fuck!
45:36Dude, I know you're pissed, but I'm pretty sure that was just an accident.
45:41It's like a pressure thing, you know?
45:42Corks just pop off.
46:05See?
46:07Some dreams do come true.
46:27I know you're upset.
46:37I just didn't want to tell you before the wedding.
46:39I know you're upset.
46:40I wanted it to be the most beautiful day of your life.
46:44Well, it was the worst.
46:49And I got us into this mess.
46:53And I promise you, I am gonna get us out of it.
46:57There is no obstacle, Cassie Jacobs, that I can't get over.
47:01Especially with you by my side, baby.
47:03I...
47:05I love you.
47:07I am so grateful to call you my wife.
47:11And every day, you make me want to be a better man.
47:14You make me want to be a better husband.
47:17And, you know, hopefully...
47:21Someday a father.
47:28I love you, Cassie Jacobs.
47:31Even if I can't see out of this fucking eye right now.
47:36Well, you deserved it.
47:39Yeah.
47:41Maybe.
47:42Maybe.
47:48When we get home...
47:52I'm gonna pick you up.
47:55And I'm gonna carry you across the threshold.
47:58Take you upstairs to our bedroom.
48:01And I'm gonna make love to you.
48:04And if that's okay...
48:08I guess it's okay.
48:12I'm gonna wake up tomorrow.
48:15There'll be a new day.
48:29I'm gonna wake up tomorrow so
48:29Long time.
48:30Long time.
48:31And now.
48:31Long time.
48:35Long time.
48:40Long time.
48:44Long time.
48:48Long time.
48:49Long time.
48:50Long time.
49:16What are you doing?
49:31I'm taking a souvenir.
49:35You name him after Richard Boone?
49:39I didn't know blacks like Westerns.
49:42Your bishop were good.
49:43It's not a black and white thing.
49:46It's cowboys and Indians.
49:48Civilized man versus the savage.
49:52And which are you?
49:54I'm a motherfucking cowboy.
49:56Oh, boy.
50:07Oh, boy.
50:53Gun, please.
50:54Gun, please.
51:31How romantic.
51:34That was a beautiful wedding.
51:38I didn't want to cause a scene.
51:42Us.
51:47Can we talk about this?
51:53Please.
51:55Please.
52:01Please.
52:08Please.
52:13Please.
52:17No.
52:18No.
52:21I'm bleeding.
52:31This is my wedding night.
52:36He doesn't want to listen to reason.
52:38He doesn't ever want to listen.
52:44No.
52:47Don't cry.
52:48It messes up your makeup.
52:50It's already messed up.
52:54This is so unfair.
53:02No!
53:04No!
53:06No!
53:07No!
53:08No!
53:09No!
53:11No!
53:12No!
53:17No!
53:19No!
53:21No!
53:21No!
53:23No!
53:23No!
53:26No!
53:27Fuck!
53:31Please! Please! Please! Please!
53:33I have your money!
53:35I have...
53:36I'm gonna get you money!
53:38Please, I'm out!
53:40Stop!
53:43Ah!
53:46Please!
53:47Please! I just need a couple of days!
53:50I just need a couple of days!
53:52You mean like the honeymoon period?
53:53Yes! Yes! Yes!
53:55Unfortunately, your honeymoon's over.
54:07You know, Cassie, some women inherit wealth, but others inherit death.
54:29No!
54:30No!
54:31No!
54:33No!
54:33No!
54:34No!
54:35No!
54:36No!
54:41No!
54:51No!
54:52No!
54:52No!
55:04No!
55:08No!
55:13And the angel of the Lord appeared to him in a flame of fire from the midst of a bush.
55:22So he looked, and behold, the bush was burning with fire, but the bush was not consumed.
55:30Then Moses said,
55:32Fuck.
55:42Fuck.
55:47Fuck.
55:59Shit.
56:00Fuck.
56:03Fuck.
56:07Fuck.
56:07Fuck.
56:37Hands above your head.
56:41Nice and slow.
57:08Feel his face.
57:10It's all fake.
57:16Paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
57:23Paladin, paladin, far, far from home.
57:34Have gun, will travel, reach the card of a man.
57:41A knife without armor in a savage land.
57:48His fast gun for hire heats the calling wind.
57:54A soldier of fortune is the man called Paladin.
58:05Paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
58:11Paladin, paladin, far, far from home.
58:22He travels on to wherever he must.
58:29A just knight of silver is his badge of trust.
58:35There are campfire legends that the plainsmen spill.
58:42Of the man with the gun, of the man called Paladin.
58:52Paladin, paladin, paladin, where do you roam?
58:59Paladin, paladin, far, far from home.
59:06Far from home.
59:10Far from home.
59:12Far from home.
59:12Far from home.
59:18Far from home.
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