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00:25Well, hi. These are from Michelle.
00:28Well, Daisy, delivery driver, can't tell a four from a six, but that's the comprehensive
00:32system for you. Oh, and Debbie was saying that it was Carl that caused all that damage.
00:39I feel terrible. Why? It's not your fault. Well, you know, I am Carl adjacent, family-wise.
00:45Oh, Sal, they're lovely. Thank you.
00:48From Michelle. Oh, right. Listen, Debbie's offered us a free lunch at the hotel, you know,
00:52to make up for the wedding being off. What do you reckon?
00:55Well, no. Got a Dubai day plan now. Looking forward to that more than I was the wedding,
00:59actually. Oh, all right. Thanks. Yeah, well, getting dressed up and, you know, folk gawping
01:05at you. Don't like to be the central potential, do I? It's free champagne all day. Really?
01:11How can a girl say no to that? Well, exactly. Right, no arguments. Come on, you'll need to
01:17get changed if we're going for a romantic lunch. Can't go on with trackie. Get dressed.
01:23Mm. It's like we're married already. Thanks, Sal. Is there anything I can do?
01:31Er, actually, Sally, there is. Morning, Fizz Farm. Oh, I'm that gutted about the wedding.
01:38I bought a new bra and everything. Lord knows I could do with a good rave up.
01:42Er, couldn't we all, huh? Listen, seeing as we're off anyway, how do you fancy me, you,
01:47Rovers, splattered? Yes, you're on. You all right, Sal? Oh, ask if she wants to come
01:52day drinking and all. You all right? Really? Change of plan. No. Mm-hmm.
02:06Stop starting. What a shame. Er, no. Surprise. We know you don't like surprises, all right? Well...
02:17Well, the registrar was booked and the license sorted, so if you don't mind getting wed somewhere
02:24that looks like the ballroom from the Poseidon adventure... It's only one of my favourite films.
02:30Really? Thank God for that. I can't get married in this, can I?
02:35Ahem!
02:37You shall go to the ball.
02:41Oh, my God. Were you all in on this?
02:44Royston, you've got a rule against lying.
02:47On this happy occasion, I chose to flout it. Well, it doesn't matter how we do it, only
02:53that we do, right? Are we finally getting hitched? Are we? To quote you, my darling, we flaming
03:02well are. Ka-ching! So Megan admitted it. She said how good he was in bed. Oh, he made me
03:12feel sick, which is why I've not said anything to Ben, because I... God knows what I'd do.
03:16Maybe it was to wind you up, cos you went at her yesterday. Who says something like that
03:20as a wind-up? Oh, no, she absolutely meant it. We've got all the evidence we need. Apart
03:25from any actual evidence. Hey, Taya, can I just have a quick word? Yeah, yeah. Sorry, one
03:32sec. Actually, I've got an idea how to deal with her once and for all. I can't believe Carl's
03:39caused all this. I know. Well, we've done what we can. And Carla and Lisa seem happy
03:45enough. Mind you, the way them two are looking at each other, they'd probably get married
03:49on a rubbish tip. Oi, out! No, no, it's all right, Ryan. I asked him to come. Ralph, will
03:56you just pass me that envelope, love? Thank you. Wait, what, are you giving him more money?
04:01He's just wrecked the place. Believe you me, this will be the last. Right. Take that and
04:10go. I don't care where, but just make sure you don't come back. What, like, forever? Forever's
04:19a long time. Which, of course, I don't have. But what time I do have left, I don't want to
04:26be poisoned by you. So, yeah. Yeah, I suppose this is it. The last goodbye. Unless, of course,
04:36you want to give me that back.
04:42No, I'm good. Can't wait to leave this miserable cesspit behind anyway.
04:48It's only one person that's caused misery around here, mate.
04:50Ryan, will you do me a favour and go and check on the girls, please?
04:54Yeah, go on. Do as you're told. Please, Ryan, thanks. Right. Mother, nice doing business
05:02with you. I'd love to say it was a pleasure. Just scuttle off like the rat you are and leave
05:08us in peace. Peace? Peace? You left your husband a gibbering wreck. You got two kids on the other
05:16side of the world and one cold in the ground. So you enjoy your peace. Have a think about what
05:22you've just said there. And that's why you've got to go. You're ruining too many lives.
05:30And when I've reconciled myself with never seeing you again, I wish you no harm. So go. And go well.
05:46Deb. Right. I think I've said my piece now. That's that. Abbott, can you come and help me
05:56in the kitchen, please?
06:11Dead nice, isn't she, Olivia? Yeah. Lovely table manners, you know, when I put them turkey dinosaurs
06:17down. Honestly, it put Lily and David to shame. I think we're like some outlawed at flying.
06:24What's that? Oh, it's just a book we did in school. No, there's somebody in the garden.
06:31Don't go out there. If it's Geoffrey Dahmer, I'll tell him to be on his way.
06:36Hiya. We wouldn't go, miss. What are you playing at? I'm helping.
06:39Helping who? Do what? It's a secret. Not if it's in my garden, it's not. Have you seen these clowns?
06:46What's wrong with you? What's in?
06:52I can't do it, David. You nervous?
06:59I'm excited.
07:03Right. Let's get the soppy bit out of the way first.
07:10I'm so happy for you.
07:13And I'm so proud of you and Carla for the way that you've handled yourself through...
07:18No. No, no, no, no, no. Not today, but that's what it's planned.
07:24Understood. Today's about the future. For all three of us. Okay?
07:33Come here.
07:38What are you doing here? I'm waiting on the job. Thought I'd have a bit of a nosy.
07:46All right. Well, Sal's not going to be best pleased that you're here and she ain't.
07:51Yeah.
07:52Mm-hmm.
07:59Oh, my goodness. Wow.
08:02Now back at you.
08:05So, who's going to stand at the end and who's going to walk at the end?
08:10We'll do it together.
08:12Like always.
08:13Mm-hmm.
08:14Mm-hmm.
08:15Oh, I'm on my turn.
08:20Oh, boy.
08:22This was, uh, Hayley's favourite.
08:25I can't exceed you.
08:27Well, that's just as well, because I'm not giving it to you.
08:30Oh.
08:30It's, uh, something borrowed.
08:32It's also something old and something blue.
08:35So you just need your something new now.
08:37Oh, I've got that right beside me, haven't I?
08:39It's been my fucking shot.
08:43You ready?
08:49Let's do this.
09:12Right.
09:15When I first met you, I thought you were completely and utterly terrifying.
09:19And that's coming from the hard-nosed copper.
09:24But underneath that Aggie exterior, it's, uh, Aggie, me.
09:30It's more kindness, more gentleness,
09:36more thoughtfulness than I could ever have known.
09:43What we've been through to get here...
09:47The things that put you through.
09:51Carla, your family and friends must read the day we ever got together.
09:54Hey, pull yourself together. This is about me, not them.
09:56Hmm?
09:57Come on.
09:59There she is.
10:02The woman I love.
10:06I want your face to be the first thing I see every morning.
10:11And the last thing I see every night.
10:16I love you, Carla.
10:19I love you.
10:25We're our own love story, haven't we?
10:28Hmm?
10:29Our own little team.
10:32And we're not just looking in each other's eyes.
10:37We're looking in the same direction now.
10:40Aren't we?
10:42Standing side by side.
10:45Hand in hand.
10:47Forever, please.
10:50Forever.
10:58So it gives me great pleasure to declare Carla and Lisa,
11:03wife and wife.
11:08You may kiss.
11:18What you doing?
11:19What is wrong with you?
11:21You've been like a cat on a tin roof all day.
11:23Can we leave it?
11:24No, we can't.
11:27It's not your ex, is it?
11:28He hasn't tracked you down, has he?
11:36Yeah.
11:38Yeah.
11:39Yeah, it is.
11:41He's Olivia's dad.
11:49I stole this from him.
11:54He wants me dead.
11:59Oh, I'm sorry, Mrs. Connor.
12:00I don't have the keys and Sarah's not picking up.
12:04All right, I'll see you in a bit.
12:07Getting all packed up?
12:09Yeah.
12:10Give Ilyn my love, won't you?
12:13Wish I was coming with you.
12:41Yeah, we'll be there.
13:03Why, thank you, Parker.
13:05Lady Penelope.
13:08Thanks, Tim.
13:09Show him about the car.
13:17Oh, I don't know.
13:19I've all the time for this to happen.
13:21Right, shift.
13:29Here you go.
13:32Oh, three, three, three!
13:35Hey.
13:36Surprise!
13:38Oh, my God.
13:40Wow.
13:41I only suggested it to Sal.
13:43We didn't expect all this.
13:44Well, your devoted staff thought you deserved a decent celebration for your big day.
13:49Oh, stop.
13:50How did you get here before us?
13:52Oh, well, I told Tim to take you on the scenic route.
13:54You sneaky little...
13:55I taught you well.
13:57Oh, guys!
13:59Oh!
14:01Oh, for himself!
14:05Why did you steal it?
14:09I had to.
14:10It was the only protection I had to make sure he didn't get rid of me.
14:15Well, then I, well, he caught me, trying to escape.
14:22And I got bundled into the back of a van.
14:26Luckily, her dad didn't realise I still had the hard drive.
14:28But he does now.
14:29He must have eventually realised it was still missing, yeah.
14:32And figured it out.
14:33That it was me.
14:36You need to give this back.
14:37Okay?
14:38If Olivia tracked you here, they could be on their way already.
14:41I can't.
14:42It's my only insurance policy.
14:44And Olivia, she won't say anything.
14:46Trust me.
14:46She got the message loud and clear.
14:48Jodie, they could still know where you are.
14:51Okay?
14:54You need to get gone.
14:55Pronto.
14:59You're kicking me out.
15:00Damn right I am.
15:01For your sake, as much as my family's.
15:05I tried online dating.
15:08Oh, yeah?
15:08How's it going?
15:09I forgot my password.
15:10What about real life?
15:12I'm out of practice.
15:13Well, why don't you go and chat to people here?
15:15Like, not to chat them up, just to chat.
15:17Yeah, baby steps.
15:20Have you seen Shona?
15:22No.
15:23Sorry.
15:26How many has he had?
15:28No idea, but that's not my problem, thankfully.
15:32Well, blow me down.
15:34I would never in a million years have thought
15:36that the highlight of Carla's wedding would be Scotch Egg.
15:38I can hear my uncle now.
15:40If you serve Sosha's rolls at Black Wedding,
15:42there'll be a riot.
15:43I apologise for the makeshift nature of the buffet.
15:46It was all prepared last minute
15:49with the help of friends and needs.
15:51Oh, yeah.
15:52Tim brought these badges from Speed Dial.
15:54I did the Russian salad.
15:55Why is it Russian?
15:56Because they had to make it quick.
15:59I mean, I went to the bistro.
16:00They got me some wine, yeah.
16:02But nobody asked me to contribute food.
16:04Oh, sure.
16:04Maybe that's because they've tasted you cooking.
16:06Oh, that's outrageous.
16:09Right, honestly, no, this, this is perfect, this.
16:12Carla all over, isn't it?
16:14I believe it is, yes.
16:15Yeah.
16:20Hi.
16:23No.
16:27Okay.
16:28Why is he talking to me?
16:30I don't know.
16:31Hey, where's Summer?
16:33Oh, um, she's gone to see Todd.
16:35You know he's leaving tomorrow, isn't it?
16:36Oh, it's a shame she's missing out on the party.
16:38Yeah, some party and all.
16:39Just a bunch of crumblies getting blabbered in a nico-factor.
16:42Oi, that's my crumblies you're talking about.
16:44Fair point.
16:46Anyway, a mate's just texted asking me about going to town later.
16:49What do you think?
16:50I'll go to my mum on her wedding day.
16:52Why not?
16:53Right, okay, I'll think about it.
16:54Here we go.
16:56This is your first lesbian wedding, then?
16:59Joking at you.
17:00I'm in the police.
17:03Beautiful day.
17:04Really enjoyed myself.
17:06What, you're not going already, are you?
17:07Yeah, what, you generation, what you made of?
17:10Well, you know, Lauren might have suggested going to town later.
17:14You do whatever you want to, you baby girl.
17:16You know you've got to live your life and enjoy yourself.
17:19I think somebody's had a drink.
17:23Oh, so, will you remind me to reimburse you for all this champagne, please?
17:27Because I can't have my staff, you know, splashing out like drunken sailors.
17:31Well, actually, Nick donated it.
17:33He said it was your wedding present.
17:35Oh, well, that's very generous of Nick, isn't it?
17:38Why, thank you.
17:39Very.
17:39Probably got it at cost price.
17:41Oh, what's that?
17:42Yeah, we could all do with it, because it's that nice, couldn't we?
17:44Yeah, couldn't we?
17:46Oh, Nina, top us up in here, will you?
17:48Wait, you turn.
17:51David, what even are you doing here?
17:53Well, we're celebrating your love, aren't we?
17:57Actually, to be fair, he helped Kirk's out.
18:00Oh.
18:01Oh, that's very sweet of you, David.
18:04Don't forget your garden.
18:15Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sure you're all as happy and as moved as I am by this union.
18:25I never had children, but in Carla, I feel that I've enjoyed all the benefits of fatherhood.
18:33Without any of the drawbacks.
18:37It's a relationship that I'm truly honoured to have.
18:44And now, Lisa, it's time to turn that responsibility over to someone else again.
18:52So, would you please welcome the happy couple onto the factory floor for their first dance, Lisa and Carla.
19:08Wife.
19:10Thank you, wife.
19:14It had to be you.
19:20Wonderful you.
19:24It had to be you.
19:29We need to go get the cake. They've texted. They're outside.
19:32I need to get the cake. You get the cake. I'm DJing.
19:36You're on break. You're on break. You're on break.
19:38Don't touch anything.
19:59I need to go get the cake.
20:02I need to go get the cake.
20:08Let's see. Let's see.
20:15Ta-da!
20:16Ta-da!
20:18Oh!
20:21Champagne, my beauties.
20:22I thought you could use this for some romantic time together.
20:26Are you a pair after a raise or something?
20:28No, it's something we all wanted to do for you both.
20:31Well, you've gone above and beyond. Thank you.
20:34Right, well, we'll leave you to it.
20:35So, if you need anything, just bomb me a text.
20:44I'm loving it, man.
20:46Oh!
20:48Oh!
20:48Oh!
20:49Oh!
20:50Oh!
20:50Oh!
20:51Oh, my word! Look at that!
20:52Oh, my baby!
20:57Whoa!
21:02You know what's gotta be said hands down?
21:05Yes.
21:05This has definitely beat the duvet day.
21:08I praise indeed.
21:11What was that?
21:12I'm just foxes right last dance you come on come on anything for you why
21:58I'm just foxes right last dance you come on I'm just foxes right last dance you come on
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