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Love Island (UK) - Season 6 - Episode 42
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00:08Sorry, it's about to get real loud.
00:12It's the eve of the Love Island final and tomorrow one couple will be crowned our winners.
00:17You know Saturday night is going to be fun.
00:21So we've been busy tidying our desks, paying our room service bills and organising the best unseen bits from a
00:28week into a nice, orderly pile.
00:29I mean program.
00:31Yeah, that would do.
00:33Let's see.
00:33We've got.
00:34Hold that.
00:35Hold it.
00:36Outrageous flirting.
00:37Your voice is atrocious, isn't it?
00:39Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
00:40Check.
00:41Sexy dancing.
00:42Scream if you want to go faster!
00:45Check.
00:46The girls looking hot.
00:47What?
00:48You're making me feel sick.
00:50Check.
00:51The boys looking silly.
00:53I'll always sit down for a wee.
00:54Check.
00:55Soppy romance.
00:56Oh my God.
00:57Check.
01:00So let's put this baby to bed.
01:03How old are you by the way?
01:04And get ready for the wrap party.
01:07There you go!
01:09Absolute stupidness.
01:11This is Love Island Unseen Bits.
01:16Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
01:33Well, I love you, so it's really good.
01:38It's found out.
01:38How old are you?
01:40Well, I'm sorry.
01:42I mean, you're good.
01:45I could go.
01:45comfy grab them snacks and settle in for all the fun and if that hasn't got you
01:52salivating for more here's Chad to sock it to you so sit back relax and watch
02:00with the same enjoyment with which Shanice watches Luke T shower and with
02:08the same enjoyment with which Finn's mum watches our favorite show do you watch
02:12like the unseen bits as well yeah they're brilliant because all week you're
02:18quite tense thinking I hope tonight goes well but you know Saturday night is
02:21going to be fun yeah thanks Nikki I'll give it my best this week with the final
02:33fast approaching the girls were busy pampering themselves this week while the
02:39boys well they just sat around and played with their balls quick penalty shoot out
02:43boys those shorts are definitely not FIFA approved so it's gonna break
02:52oh
02:53oh
02:55Oh!
02:57Oh, you missed it!
03:07Used to play for City, me, back in the day.
03:09Salford City?
03:11Used to play for City?
03:11Yeah, when I was about eight.
03:14Then I stopped when I was nine.
03:18What a save!
03:23I wonder if Darlington FC train with soft footballs too?
03:27Alright lads, name, position, club. Take it away.
03:31Luke Mabbit, left back, Love Island.
03:34Oh!
03:35He's going for the lefty.
03:40Jamie Clayton, number nine, striker.
03:42What team, what team?
03:44Love Island.
03:46Oh!
03:49Finley Tap, set it back.
03:51Love Island.
03:58Oh, he steps back.
04:00More hands on the hats.
04:01Fresh trim.
04:04Yeah!
04:06Finley Tap, tap, tap.
04:09Fin Tap, celebrating like a professional football.
04:12Oh, no way.
04:13Here we go!
04:13He is.
04:16Ooooohhhhhh!
04:18organisations
04:19Any lubies?
04:25That's what we have again!
04:27We have a go!
04:28I am the fudge, I am team love Island, and I am...
04:32Centre mid.
04:33honour mid!
04:35Go on the fudge.
04:36Who do you think you are?
04:38The pit stop pit stop
04:41Oooohh!
04:44I am the Dem Dems, I am a striker, and I play for Pumpey!
04:50Pumpey!
04:50Okay, okay, okay.
04:52You've got to do a little run, aren't you, when you've got to go like...
04:56Ah!
04:58Well, I think it's fair to say Dem Dems isn't sock-rake tees.
05:02You're never gonna break my heart
05:09We'd all agree, Luke T is a great laugh, but he's not just a fun guy.
05:13He knows how to chop fun guy.
05:16Everyone done with this?
05:18He just doesn't know what to do, bro.
05:20You're a bit lost in the kitchen.
05:23How have you got this far?
05:26Bro, I'm actually a top chef.
05:39I told you I'm short, mate!
05:41I'm short!
05:42Where did that go, bro?
05:43Listen, bro!
05:47I always pretend to be crap at things when I can't be arsed.
05:50I'll play the next clip.
05:59Earlier in the week, catering over-orders, so the Islanders took part in the challenge,
06:03She's a Pizza Me.
06:05You want a piece of me?
06:07Pizza me.
06:08Warning, if you're currently eating pizza, look away now.
06:12The aim of the challenge, I think, was for the boys to throw pizza toppings at the girls
06:16who were the pizza basics, in order to make their best pizza.
06:20Got it?
06:20No?
06:21Well, it doesn't matter anyway.
06:22Come on, babes.
06:23First off, a delicious saucy tomato sauce.
06:32Is this what the Domeo family gets up to on holidays?
06:47Straight in my face.
06:50No!
06:51No!
06:52No!
06:53No!
06:54No, Ted!
07:00You're actually missing us.
07:01Did I?
07:02No!
07:04Ted, you're going too high!
07:07You're just getting on me, then!
07:11Yes!
07:11That was a good one!
07:12So, the ladle, or the ladle...
07:15The ladle.
07:16Tomato, tomato.
07:18Yeah, I said the same one!
07:25Oh, Cullen!
07:27Cullen, move on!
07:29With the tomato base perfectly tossed, next, it was onto the pizza toppings!
07:36Oh, cheeses!
07:37That's right, Jess!
07:40Cheeses!
07:44Oh, nice!
07:45Beautiful!
07:47Absolutely beautiful!
07:49Your catching technique is poor, isn't it?
07:53Quick!
07:54Piano!
07:57That's good!
07:58I do this every day at work, throwing things.
08:00No, you are actually good.
08:01I know.
08:02I've got everything in.
08:03I'm there for dancing, innit?
08:06Shake it, baby, shake it, cause I love her when you take a meet...
08:10Tell her!
08:11Come on, tell her!
08:12I like to call my throwing technique the swan.
08:15I would sort of leap in the air as a ballet dancer.
08:19Mama say you stop or I'm gonna tell a papa and I...
08:23Just land it right on your pizza.
08:26Oh, oh, oh!
08:27You mixed up Sigiliana, it's so delicious, everybody come capisha!
08:32The next stage was to a chakada everything!
08:37What about the olives?
08:38Give me olives, they're going like tomatoes!
08:40One at a time, be careful!
08:43I was absolutely gagging.
08:45This is almost disgusting.
08:47Oh, my God, I'm gonna vomit!
08:50Oh, you're making me feel sick, I can't even smile.
08:53Oh, fuck!
08:54That was a headshot!
08:56I just stood there like an absolute embossil with this pizza base getting food in the face.
09:07Oh, my God!
09:30Do you know what, the challenge just made me hungry, not even Crave Pizza.
09:33That is gross.
09:42Yes, I did throw a mushroom back at Ched.
09:56Boys will be boys against them.
09:58Boys will be boys.
10:04And with all that, the winners were Callum and Molly.
10:07But here's sore losers, Paige and Finn, with the last word.
10:11Challenge wins are a look like pizza.
10:14Sharing is caring, and once you've had four, you don't need any more.
10:27Here's an unseen clip of couples Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched having fun with their
10:33hands.
10:33No, not like that.
10:35Shame on you.
10:36Whoever loses has to...
10:38Think of a good punishment.
10:39Lick Ched's foot.
10:41Yeah, okay.
10:42Oh, come on.
10:44You have to lick your own foot if you lose.
10:46I think he loses if he licks it.
10:48Okay.
10:48Let's go, because then it will pick a stone.
10:51Rock, paper, scissors.
10:53Yes!
10:57Is that you licking his foot or Ched licking licks?
11:00Yes!
11:01Yes!
11:02Go on, Jane, you want to lick your feet.
11:04Wait, no, no.
11:05Between you, no.
11:06I don't know.
11:06No, we've got to...
11:07Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
11:09Do you want to say?
11:11Right, let's go, let's go, let's go.
11:12Rock, paper, scissors.
11:14Ah!
11:17You've got to lick Luke's toe.
11:19No, it's got to be yours or it's me, right?
11:23It's yours.
11:25Ah!
11:26Do you want to pick?
11:27Ah!
11:30Come on, lick the tongue.
11:39Don't lick the tongue.
11:40You didn't even roll me down, like two times.
11:44You're sorry.
11:45And that's dry.
11:54French is the language of love.
11:56And here's an unseen clip that proves just that.
11:59Ooh la la, monsieur T.
12:01I was learning French before I come in, you know.
12:04Were you?
12:05Is there any reason or did you just want to...
12:07Because it's sexy.
12:09Yeah.
12:11This is a good thing that you have,
12:13because we need to go to Disneyland Paris.
12:17True.
12:18Go on, teach me some.
12:19Let's say, I want to know where Aladdin is, please.
12:24Yeah.
12:24Je voudrais savoir...
12:26Je voudrais savoir...
12:28Je voudrais savoir...
12:29It's like a silky word.
12:31Like, savoir...
12:32Yeah, and then roll the R.
12:34Savoir...
12:36Go on.
12:38Savoir...
12:38Yeah, that would do.
12:40Okay.
12:40All together.
12:42Vous...
12:42No.
12:43Oh.
12:44Je voudrais...
12:46There we go.
12:48Savoir...
12:49There we go.
12:50Ou...
12:51Yeah.
12:52Aladdin.
12:57To be honest, I don't know how they say Aladdin, I'm just guessing.
13:01Where is Aladdin?
13:02Where is Aladdin?
13:04Eh.
13:04Eh.
13:05Is...
13:05Is.
13:06Eh.
13:07Eh.
13:08Okay, so...
13:09And then we say please and thank you, so...
13:11S'il vous plaƮt.
13:13S'il vous plaƮt.
13:15S'il vous plaƮt.
13:15S'il vous plaƮt.
13:17And then it would either be monsieur, if it's a man, or madame, if it's a woman.
13:21Okay, let's go from the beginning.
13:23Come on.
13:23I would like...
13:25You need to remember this.
13:27Je voudrais...
13:28Vous.
13:29Oh yeah.
13:30Je voudrais...
13:31Je voudrais...
13:32Savoir...
13:33Je voudrais...
13:34Savoir...
13:36Ou...
13:37Aladdin.
13:38Aladdin.
13:39Ha ha ha.
13:40Aladdin.
13:41Yeah.
13:42Eh.
13:43Yeah.
13:44S'il vous plaƮt.
13:45Yeah.
13:46And is it a man or a woman?
13:48Madame.
13:49Madame.
13:50All together.
13:52Vous.
13:53No.
13:54Oh.
13:54Je voudrais...
13:57There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59There we go.
13:59Savoir...
14:00There we go.
14:01Ou...
14:02Yeah.
14:02Aladdin.
14:03Yeah.
14:05Eh.
14:06Eh.
14:07S'il vous plaƮt, Madame.
14:10Time for a break.
14:11So pop for a oui-oui, and we'll see you in a more.
14:15Bonjour.
14:26I want you to be more normal.
14:29Welcome back!
14:30To Love Island Unseen bit.
14:32Or as Luke T would call it.
14:35Il est d'amour, invisible le morceau.
14:39You didn't know I had that in my locker, did you?
14:42But I'm not the only one with worldly knowledge.
14:46Whereabouts in Ireland are you for?
14:48Ireland?
14:48You're not Irish, right?
14:49I'm Scottish, mate.
14:51Oh, you know.
14:53Oh.
14:54Well, they're good at astrology.
14:55I know that Tauras and Pisces are meant to be compatible.
14:59Compatible.
15:00Compatible.
15:00Right, well, I don't fucking know.
15:02I give up.
15:03Stick to what you know, guys, and apparently, that's cloud-watching.
15:06Looks like a little dog, to be honest.
15:08Aww.
15:08You can barely see that.
15:10Oh, my God, it's got bigger now.
15:11How weird is that?
15:13Oh, now it looks like a...
15:14Whale!
15:15Yeah.
15:16Seahorse.
15:17Seahorse.
15:17And now it looks like...
15:19A crab.
15:20Like a willie.
15:21Jellyfish.
15:22A willie.
15:23A fucking willie with a bellend.
15:25No.
15:26Weather report, Cloudy with a chance of genitalia.
15:33Here's the islanders in the kitchen getting into a heated bread debate.
15:38Although, technically, that would be toast, wouldn't it?
15:41Oh, there's white bread there.
15:43Do you want some white bread as well?
15:45I might put in two pieces.
15:48I might put in two pieces.
15:48I'll have an M-piece if you want.
15:50Do you want the M-piece, do you?
15:52Mmm.
15:53Need to melt that a bit, cos it's just...
15:54Who else likes an M-piece?
15:56A heel.
15:57I don't mind a topper.
15:58Do you call it a heel?
15:59That...
15:59I'll just call it an M-piece, but I'm going to start calling it a heel.
16:02A topper.
16:03A topper?
16:04It's called a topper.
16:05What is it called?
16:06A topper.
16:07You call it the heel of the bread.
16:08A heel of the bread.
16:09No, I have never heard that before in my life.
16:11You've never heard that?
16:11No.
16:11Oh, my God.
16:12I like both of them.
16:13It is definitely a topper.
16:15Paige, what do you call the end of the bread?
16:18The Outsider.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20Oh, awful.
16:20The Outsider?
16:22Nothing.
16:22What do you call that?
16:23The heel.
16:25Oh, shut up, man.
16:25It's just the end of the bloody bread.
16:27That's a topper.
16:28That's too long.
16:29It's definitely a topper.
16:31No.
16:31Definitely the end of the bread.
16:33Way too long now.
16:34Oh, no.
16:35You're all wrong.
16:36It's a crust.
16:44It's week six and it's important, much like my mum used to tell me.
16:48Ian, make your own fun.
16:51I'm not here to amuse you.
16:53So, much like these lot, I resorted to wearing wigs.
16:57Hang on a minute.
16:58What?
16:59Whose wig is this?
17:00Mine, of course.
17:03You're putting it all wrong.
17:04Where is my blonde?
17:05I think it's up there.
17:06It's the band, Dan.
17:08Your time, Dan.
17:08Oh, my God.
17:10Oh, my God.
17:11Wait, wait, wait.
17:11Oh, ho, ho, ho.
17:13Let's do it.
17:14It's Rick James.
17:15Rick James!
17:16Oh, ho, ho, ho.
17:20Scream if you want to go faster!
17:24Oh, my God.
17:24That is mad.
17:26That is mad.
17:27I'm in tears.
17:29Oh, that's sick.
17:30Wow.
17:30Do you reckon it'll fit my head?
17:32Yeah.
17:32Probably.
17:33Wait, okay, wait.
17:34Let me put that there.
17:35Go on.
17:36Go back.
17:37And now fling it back.
17:39Jesus!
17:44Oh, my God, Ozzy!
17:48He looks like Ozzy Osbourne.
17:50He does look like Ozzy!
17:51You look like Ozzy!
17:53Yeah!
17:55Oh, my God!
17:57Oh, my God!
17:59Sharon!
18:00Hold that...
18:01Hold that bit on your head, yeah.
18:03And let me put it back.
18:05Oh, what?
18:05Oh, what?
18:06Do you hate me?
18:07Oh, you look like Ollie!
18:08Oh, my God!
18:09Ollie's back!
18:11Let me hear you stay!
18:15Smile!
18:16Jeff!
18:18Wait, are you waiting Matt Hardy or Jeff Hardy?
18:20Oh, my God!
18:21One of the wrestlers!
18:22Let me hear you stay!
18:25It doesn't help that you look pretty as well.
18:28Little mix have let themselves go.
18:36Ever the observant voiceover artist that I am,
18:39this week I've noticed Finn paying particular attention
18:42to the process of how a girl gets ready.
18:44But why?
18:46So talk me through what you're doing then.
18:48Applying the foundations.
18:49Applying the foundations.
18:50It's like building a house, isn't it?
18:51Mm-hmm.
18:51It really is, isn't it?
18:53See, everyone's different though.
18:55I sort of my eyebrows first.
18:56See, I was getting mine's caked and foundation after though.
19:00Why'd you ask, Finn?
19:05OK, I like this.
19:06Where's that?
19:07I mean, I don't know quite how it goes.
19:11That's how it would look on.
19:13OK, Finn.
19:15Where's that?
19:17I don't really...
19:18I don't know how I feel about that.
19:21That's how it'd look?
19:23Amazing, darling.
19:28Um...
19:28What are you up to, Finlay?
19:38Oh!
19:40Nice legs.
19:42I hope he wears that for the final.
19:46I can see it now.
19:48Gawk Finn.
19:49The man with a feminine touch.
19:52I'd love some tips, Finn.
19:54Would you?
19:55Yeah, hit me.
19:56OK.
19:57Um...
19:57So, you've got a little cheetah print going on.
20:00Yeah.
20:00Um...
20:01I like the black shoes.
20:03Thanks.
20:03And I like the hair.
20:05I think it's spot on.
20:06Thank you!
20:07Anyone else?
20:08I'm here or no?
20:10No!
20:11No!
20:11No!
20:17No!
20:18Early in the week, the Islanders were thrust into parenthood as they had to prove they could
20:22hack it as mums and dads.
20:25As usual, the first thought for a lot of them was making sure their baby was looking and smelling again.
20:32What are you doing?
20:34He smells like Gucci back now.
20:36I know!
20:36He's a Gucci baby!
20:38It went spray blue and fragrance in a baby's face.
20:41It went on his neck.
20:42No, it didn't.
20:42It went all over his face.
20:44Ooh.
20:45It went all in spray in a baby's face.
20:47It went all in his eye.
20:48God.
20:51By the way.
20:56.
21:05.
21:06Mommy.
21:07Mommy!
21:08.
21:12Mom.
21:13My baby slept the way up.
21:13My baby's gonna suck you up I know.
21:16I don't think you've got to put the snow right on your foot in the water.
21:22It wasn't long before the Islanders got the hang of it though, and they were keen to regale
21:26the kids with tales from before their time.
21:29Right, okay, so do you want to see pictures from Sean Paul night?
21:32Oh, you weren't here, were you?
21:34Right, so this is me and Molly.
21:37This is what we wore.
21:39Do you like the outfits?
21:41I think they're really good outfits.
21:43What would you rate them out of ten?
21:46Yeah, probably a good seven and a half, I agree.
21:50What about this one?
21:53This is just a selfie.
21:56No?
21:56Oh, okay, I'll delete that one.
21:59Oh, do you like the selfie?
22:01Do you reckon this is Insta-worthy or not?
22:03Yeah?
22:04Yeah?
22:06Yeah, it's good, isn't it?
22:07Yeah, I might post that.
22:09Oh, yeah.
22:12That's a good one, I'm going to favourite that one.
22:14Just because you said that.
22:16Meanwhile, Finn had already mastered the art of story time.
22:20There was one story I'll tell you about your nan and gramp, right?
22:24So, I was playing badminton outside the front of my house with my dad, your gramp.
22:30And I cracked my knee open, right?
22:33Anyway, mum come home, she was out getting the Chinese.
22:36That's your nan, that is.
22:38So, she sees it, and then she goes, oh, bloody hell, that's really bad.
22:41Like, my knee was bleeding, Darcy, it was really bad.
22:44And then they said, oh, we're going to have to take you to an A&E.
22:47I said, yeah, damn right you are.
22:49My leg was almost hanging off.
22:52Then my mum said, we'll just eat this Chinese and then we'll go.
22:55So, I was laid there, Darcy, with my leg up in the air, blood pouring out of it, whilst
23:00my mum and dad, your nan and gramp, were eating their chow mein.
23:04I wouldn't do that to you, Darcy.
23:06I wouldn't.
23:06I'd take you straight there.
23:08I'd probably eat the Chinese on the way there.
23:10How old are you, by the way?
23:14About two.
23:16Be fair, Finn, Chinese is never as nice if you have to reheat it.
23:21Out in the garden, Luke M was willing to go to any length to make sure his son had everything
23:27he wanted.
23:28We need them camo shoes.
23:30Okay, that's what I can do.
23:32Go, go, go, go.
23:33You got the shit.
23:39Hey, girl.
23:40Hey, girl.
23:41I can visit you whilst my baby's being looked after by his daddy.
23:44I'm absolutely loving this mum life.
23:46Do you like it?
23:46Like, honestly, this is a bit of me.
23:49I absolutely love it.
23:50Oh, it's so cute.
23:52You all right?
23:53How are you?
23:54I'm good.
23:55You got the sun cream.
23:59No, don't put it on the baby.
24:00I'm not putting it on me.
24:03Have you not put any on?
24:05Can you put the spray one on me?
24:07Yeah.
24:08Thanks.
24:10Well, I'll leave you guys to hit it.
24:14Enjoy.
24:16No worries.
24:19Do you like to grab them?
24:21Where did you put them?
24:22Where?
24:23Oh, sick.
24:24As if I didn't even see you taking them.
24:25I know, that's how I am.
24:30He looks sick.
24:32He looks sick.
24:33He looks sick.
24:34Our baby is unreal.
24:37You cheeky wee monkeys.
24:45Everyone has their own style of parenting.
24:48And looks squared were no exception.
24:50Come here.
24:51Come here.
24:55It's all right.
25:03Do you want to get the frig out of my baby's prom?
25:06Hell no.
25:07Push me about.
25:14Even though you're an absolute rascal,
25:17you want to be his godparent.
25:19Oh, man, no.
25:21Come on.
25:22I'll let you be his godparent.
25:25Oh, sick.
25:27Oh, you fucker.
25:33Demi, I think look might need changing.
25:36I'm gone.
25:37See you in a more.
25:49You make me so happy.
25:52Welcome back to Unseen Bits.
25:55You decided against string quartets and going on safari
25:58and chose to watch us instead.
26:00I know it's only been six weeks,
26:03but we love you too.
26:06It's the penultimate part, but don't worry.
26:09There's still loads of Unseen stuff you never knew you needed.
26:13Do you put the toilet seat up?
26:14Or I sit down?
26:15Sometimes I sit down, bro.
26:16I always sit down for a wee.
26:18And sometimes it just turns into a ship.
26:20Yeah.
26:20Right, that's enough nonsense for now.
26:23There's still way too many Islanders for this part of the show.
26:26It's about time we sent some home.
26:29After the Islanders had voted who they thought
26:31were the least compatible couple,
26:33it left five pairs vulnerable of being dumped from the island.
26:39The public votes saved Luke M and Demi and Jess and Ched,
26:44leaving three couples at risk.
26:47Your votes meant that Jamie and Natalia
26:49were the next couple to leave the villa
26:51and everyone was so stunned
26:53they forgot to follow them to the front door to say goodbye.
27:02Then it was the Islanders' turn to decide who was next
27:05as they had to save one of Mike and Priscilla
27:08or Callum and Molly.
27:12Mike and Priscilla.
27:14Callum and Molly.
27:15Mike and Priscilla.
27:17Mike and Priscilla.
27:18Mike and Priscilla were saved
27:20and the Lancashire lovebirds Callum and Molly
27:23were dumped from the villa.
27:30Callum was never very good with his words
27:32but he has an unseen attempt at an emotional farewell.
27:36It's been the best five weeks.
27:39I don't know what else to say.
27:40Go on.
27:41Me?
27:42Come on, why don't you give a little speech?
27:43Oh, don't make me do a speech.
27:44I'm sure that's speeches.
27:46Right, fuck off.
27:47Top speech, yeah, kid.
27:49See you down Trafford, centre in the sunshine.
27:52Don't look back in anger.
27:55Don't look back in anger.
27:58Don't look back in anger.
27:58Anyone want to close the door?
28:00No?
28:01Fair enough.
28:10If you ever wonder what people from Milton Keynes sound like, then it's absolutely nothing
28:15like this.
28:16All right, Geese.
28:17All right, Geese.
28:18Get a pint.
28:19All right, Geese.
28:20Let me get it.
28:21San Miguel, please.
28:22San Miguel, please.
28:24Geese.
28:25Pease.
28:28Pint of San Miguel, please.
28:29Pint of San Miguel, please.
28:30I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:33I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:36I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:39I'll have a pint of San Miguel, whatever she's having.
28:42I'm good, aren't I?
28:43You're going to stick out like a sore bum.
28:45Says, yeah.
28:46Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:49That's my order.
28:50Oh, you weird dog.
28:52Pint of San Miguel, bag of salted peanuts.
28:55Geese.
29:01You're funny
29:01You're funny
29:03Alright Finn
29:04I'd like to see you go to Glasgow
29:06And order a bottle of Bucky and a Pizza Crunch
29:15You've got to love Mike and Priscilla
29:17Their fellow islanders may give them stick
29:19For being cringy or vain
29:21And what do they do?
29:23Have a photo shoot?
29:24Good on them
29:26Shall I face the camera?
29:33You can face me now
29:40Next position
29:43Are you doing a video?
29:46Yeah
29:47She got me
29:49She got me
29:50Alright cool
29:53Bye boys
29:55I love you
29:57He's so silly
29:58Take a picture of me now
30:01Okay mommy
30:02I have to put my glasses on
30:03Oh my glasses are too big though for the picture
30:05You ready?
30:06You ready?
30:11Three
30:12Hold that
30:13Hold it
30:17One more
30:18Oh yes
30:20Welcome to MB Studios
30:24Mikey B Studios
30:27Wait until they find out they've got to give the phones back
30:36Oh my word it's nearly part four
30:39I've got another nipple growing of them
30:41And no one said anything that ridiculous yet
30:44This fucking Hesper smells like fucking old people
30:46It must be time for
30:49Did you seriously just say that?
30:53You lot should have put the oven on
30:55You should have preheated the oven
30:57But the oven's not hot now
31:00So
31:00What if I slap it on now?
31:02It'll start melting
31:03It could do
31:09It's gotta be
31:10Which one is it then?
31:11That one?
31:12Yeah
31:14Fan assisted
31:15I did turn down the volume
31:18Did you seriously just say that?
31:27They say men are from Mars and women are from Venus
31:29Well one thing's for sure
31:31Girls are still pretty alien to our boys
31:33Guys have you learnt anything new about women
31:36After living with them for so long?
31:38Yeah don't get a pull
31:39Because they won't never go in it
31:43That's very true
31:45I've learnt that they take tomato ketchup into the showers
31:49Yeah
31:50That's a new one
31:51I learnt that as well
31:52They take tomato ketchup into the shower?
31:54Yeah because it stops their hair going different colours
31:56Shut up
31:58Yeah
31:58That's not true
31:59No it is
32:00Yeah that's true
32:00I've learnt that
32:03Women take ages to get ready
32:06Literally ages
32:07Four hours
32:09I've learnt that some women
32:11Do their make up
32:12To come and sit by the pool
32:14I don't get that
32:16To sweat it all off
32:17To sweat it all off
32:18Bear in mind they're not going in the pool
32:20So it won't get ruined
32:21But
32:21I've learnt it's easier
32:23Just to nod and say yes
32:25Yes
32:27Absolutely
32:28I agree with that
32:28Just agree with everything
32:30Agree with everything
32:32Even when they're wrong
32:33Even when they're wrong
32:35Even when they're wrong
32:35They're right
32:36Especially when they're wrong
32:37Happy wife
32:38Happy life
32:39So it is
32:41Did you know what you didn't learn Finn
32:43That at some point Paige will see this
32:54Everyone's coupled up in the villa
32:56Oh my days
32:59We're not sitting here
32:59We're not sitting here
33:01Love is in the air
33:02Yeah and it still looks
33:03Ah
33:04Has it gone?
33:05Oh my god has it gone?
33:07Jesus
33:08That was big that
33:09What is there possibly to be scared of?
33:12That was me
33:16And this week's
33:18Islanders get scared by something
33:29It's following you
33:30Oh it's close to me now
33:33Is it gone?
33:34It's following you
33:35It's following you
33:39More exclusive bits
33:41After the break
33:42It's time for one of you lot at home
33:44To win a smashing Ā£30,000
33:46And a seven night holiday
33:48To the fabulous South Africa
33:49Don't say we don't spoil you
33:51Courtesy of Just Eat
33:52We're flying you and four mates
33:54Out to Cape Town
33:55For a taste of the
33:56Five star Love Island lifestyle
33:58Loaded with Ā£30,000
34:00Tax free cash
34:01Care check
34:02For a chance to win all of this
34:05Just text LOVE
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34:24On Monday the 24th of February
34:25Good luck
34:43Welcome back to Love Island Unseen Bits
34:45And the final Unseen Bits of the series
34:48And I want to make it a good'un
34:50My secret trick is my self-confidence tape
34:55I like to play it to myself during the dumpings
34:57To really get me in the mood for the voiceover
35:01Ian, you are amazing
35:03I am amazing
35:06Ian, you are the best VO artist in the land
35:10I am the best VO artist in the land
35:14You are big
35:15Strong
35:15And confident
35:18I am big
35:19Strong
35:19And confident
35:20Try it on a fucking TV show, you guys
35:24Shit, have I been playing that into the villa?
35:28Sorry, Paige, as you were
35:30Right, I need to finish this tape
35:32You lot watch this unseen bit of philosophy chat
35:36No, seriously
35:37What do you reckon came first, the chicken or the egg?
35:42It's got to be
35:45It's got to be the egg
35:46No, it's got to be the chicken, sorry
35:47Surely God would make an egg first
35:50Why would he make an egg first
35:51When he could just touch straight to the point
35:53So he would just snap a whole chicken out
35:54Yeah, he would
35:55What do you think?
35:57Egg came from a fish
36:02Fucking fish
36:03We came from
36:06Sea animals
36:06Did we, though?
36:08How do you know that?
36:09Monkeys
36:09Fossils
36:10How do you know that, mate?
36:11Fossils
36:11No, there's no fossils saying we come from
36:14It was evolution
36:15We came from monkeys, yeah, didn't we?
36:17Yeah, but where did the monkeys come from?
36:18They come from God
36:19No
36:20They come from somewhere
36:21Brother Charles Darwin says otherwise
36:24Who?
36:25Isaac Newton says otherwise
36:28He's on about apples and gravity, him
36:31You don't have a scooby about animals
36:35Who's Charles?
36:36Charles Dickens
36:37Darwin
36:37Darwin
36:38Darwin
36:39Dickens, Darwin, who cares?
36:41Neither of them will help you explain how a fish gave birth to a chicken
36:51Earlier in the week you saw the Islanders take part in the legendary annual talent competition
37:00Where we saw all of this
37:04This
37:06And a little bit of this
37:08But what you didn't see was all the hard work, grit, determination and dedication behind the scenes
37:14Partly because there wasn't that much, to be honest
37:17What the hell are we going to do in a talent show?
37:19So we could just do like, just basic exercise
37:22But a couple
37:23Is that talent?
37:25Well, not everyone can do it, can they?
37:27What are we going to do?
37:29Sing?
37:29Nah
37:30Oh no
37:30Your voice is atrocious
37:32Oh, it's not that bad, is it?
37:33Nah, it's not bad
37:34We've got to dance
37:36Never done a dance routine in my entire life
37:39It's right, we're going to do it together
37:40Yeah
37:40Come up with a few moves
37:41Yeah
37:42Because I'm sorry, but I ain't getting out there half-hearted
37:44Oh no
37:44I mean, it's got to be on point
37:46I ain't doing it
37:46Exactly
37:47What's your, what's your, like, your talents are
37:49Metallics
37:51Uh, well, I don't really have many, actually
37:54Oh, fuck off
37:54I'm nervous, mate
37:57Okay
38:09Sorry, it's about to get real loud
38:14Oh god
38:20Oh god
38:20Yeah, we're not doing it
38:23We're not doing it
38:26We're not doing it
38:26Oh, that's so much
38:28That's the technique
38:29There we go
38:31Ah
38:32I'm shaking like a shirt in doggers
38:36That means I'm the Overse
38:38Oh god
38:47This is going to end tragic
38:48Come on
38:49Ah
38:50Oh my god
38:52Ah
38:53Yeah
38:54Am I light or heavy?
38:56No, you're light
38:56This is actually really comfy
38:59Wow
39:00Yeah
39:00Okay
39:01Ah
39:06No, I can't do it
39:07Oh
39:10Oh
39:10Okay
39:11Ooh
39:12Ooh
39:13Ooh
39:13Ooh
39:15There you go
39:16See, you did it, look
39:21No pressure
39:26Okay
39:27Don't call us, we'll call you
39:42For the past few weeks, you've been voting in your millions
39:45Yes
39:46However, this week, I wanted to know what the Islanders' best moment in the Love Island Villa has been
39:51And this week's Vita Bonanza
39:57Best moment
39:59Okay
40:00I've had so many amazing moments in this villa, I can't even tell you
40:05It's probably like the funniest moment of my life and it's so immature but it was just so funny
40:10So I was on the bean bags and Rebecca lets out the most massive fart
40:17You could not play off as the bean bag
40:19No
40:21Rebecca, was that you?
40:22Yeah
40:22It was so funny
40:24Get out of there
40:26The funniest moment
40:29Mike fell forward in that gunk in that challenge
40:32My house
40:35It's just, how did that happen?
40:38Funniest moment for me was watching Callum walk straight into a glass window
40:44Who's watching that?
40:48I don't think anything could really top that
40:52Natalya's pram falling in the pool
40:55The pram!
40:56Oh my God
41:03Probably watching original Connor do the striptease
41:07Oh my God
41:11Go on
41:12Go on
41:13That
41:14Was
41:15Ridiculously funny
41:17Hello John
41:22My sweetest moment was when Finn asked me to be his girlfriend
41:25Will you be my girlfriend?
41:30Wait, say that one more time
41:32Will you be my girlfriend?
41:35It was lovely
41:36It was very nice
41:38Cause we are stars
41:40We are lives
41:43One of the best walking back from Casper and Moore and seeing Paige single
41:46We are planets in the sky
41:50With him to be
41:51Fuck for that
41:53I've never been so nervous in here
41:55How are you feeling?
41:56Surprised
41:59Go, go, go, go get each other
42:01Go get your girl
42:04When my Mikey asked me to be his girlfriend
42:09I want to ask you something
42:10Go on
42:12It was magical
42:14It was
42:15I don't think
42:15I've had anything sweeter
42:18It would be an honour
42:20It would be an honour
42:20If I could call you my girlfriend
42:25Unreal
42:26That's definitely my best moment
42:32The sweetest moment is just
42:34It's waking up next to Jess every day
42:37Every day we're just getting better and better
42:40My best moment has got to be when Luke T asked me to be his girlfriend
42:46To find your prince you must quest to the peak
42:49It was how he'd done it
42:51You know
42:51The whole fairytale plan
42:53Answer this correctly to get past the giant in the way
42:58Yeah, it was a moment that I'll never ever forget
43:00I don't want to ask you if you want to be my girlfriend
43:04Oh 100%
43:07My best moment personally was walking in with Luke M
43:14We were so excited
43:15We were dancing trying to make ourselves calm down
43:18I think actually in terms of like sweetest moment
43:21Was when Shanice and Luke T set up our first little picnic date on the daybed
43:25What?
43:27What the fuck?
43:28We hope you enjoy your evening
43:30Have fun
43:31And then we shared our first kiss at the end
43:34So put a little love on me
43:37I think that was my sweetest moment with Luke M
43:41Without a doubt
43:42Going in with Luke T
43:45I don't think my love island journey would be the same without him
43:49And I wouldn't want it to be any other way
43:51Exactly
43:53That was this week's
43:55Beach up in Nanza
44:04And that ladies and gentlemen is that
44:07Six amazing weeks ago the classic Cape Town 2020
44:11Enrolled on a crash undergraduate course of love
44:17They've grafted
44:19You are mustard and I'm having you on time
44:21They've been schooled
44:23I'm doing
44:26They've excelled in biology
44:29They've even fallen asleep at their desks
44:32But after all their coursework
44:34It's time for their last exam
44:37The Love Island final
44:42And you at home decides who graduates with a first
44:48Tune in tomorrow night
44:50For the Love Island final
44:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
44:55Wow
44:57Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
45:06As soon as possible
45:12We take a heavy, heavy off
45:13Nothing Johansel
45:13No idea
45:13Or do you move outside?
45:15Yes, let's hit it
45:23There will be an off
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