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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S09E06
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00:08That was something.
00:11Eureka, Eureka, honey.
00:13Well, shit, big ears out.
00:15But this is not the last of me.
00:18Love, Eureka.
00:19Aw.
00:20Eureka's gone, and I'm going to miss her so much.
00:23She was instantly my best friend since day one.
00:26I'm broke.
00:30May I just say congrats to our winner, Ms. Shea Coulee.
00:33Yay!
00:34And Shea.
00:36Shea nailed Blac Chyna.
00:38But the judges loved my Kris Jenner.
00:41Had I nailed my runway harder, I would have been the winner.
00:44Watching Eureka go just reminds us that none of us are safe.
00:49It's so true.
00:50My ankle was hurting, but it magically feels better.
00:55Nina, do you really want to be here?
01:01Ooh!
01:04Because it feels like you don't.
01:06How?
01:06Every week when you're getting ready in the mirror, when we're at rehearsals, you're just like,
01:10I'm over it and I don't want to do this.
01:11Woo!
01:12First of all, I'm getting ready over there and you're over there, so you're not watching me in the mirror.
01:15I'm not convinced that Nina wants to be here.
01:18She has this big conspiracy that everyone wants to see her fail, and I'm so tired of it.
01:25You didn't even-
01:26Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
01:27You down now.
01:28I'm not trying to come for you.
01:30I just really want to know that you-
01:32Wait, bitch.
01:33If I'm down, I'm down on myself.
01:36I know that though Nina struggles sometimes with her confidence, she does want to be here.
01:42I just want you to believe in yourself as much as RuPaul believes in you, because when I was looking
01:47at her, looking into your eyes,
01:48I wish that she had looked at me in my eyes the way that she had looked at you in
01:51yours, you know?
01:53I apologize, because I know right now you're kind of just down at what happened, so I got black real
01:56quick.
01:58Shea is being a really good friend to Nina right now, but Nina absolutely needs an attitude adjustment.
02:05In fact, it's time to trim the fat.
02:07Nina for being negative, Farrah for not being able to stick out from the bunch, and Cynthia for not being
02:14able to do anything except Cynthia.
02:15If you don't deliver, you should go home.
02:22The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics and a cash prize
02:28of $100,000 with extra special guest judges Candace Kane and Dennis O'Hare.
02:42Come on, it's a new day.
02:46It's a brand new day, so that means there's a brand new challenge, and everyone is excited, especially me.
02:52I said especially, that's so Brooklyn.
02:55That's so like first grade overbite realness.
03:00Hello, hello, hello.
03:02Hi, ladies.
03:05Ladies, the time has come to separate the basic bitches from the fierce-ass queens.
03:12Thank you, guys.
03:13Because, honey, for this week's maxi challenge, we're going to be playing some Snatch Game up in here.
03:22Hashtag Snatch Game.
03:23I'm excited.
03:25I've been waiting for this since last season.
03:27Ah-ha!
03:28Finally.
03:28Imitate a celebrity and make us laugh out loud, or else.
03:35Let's do it.
03:36What are you going to do, Trinity?
03:38Amanda Lepore.
03:39Ah!
03:41Shay.
03:41The face, the body, Naomi Campbell.
03:44Ah-ha!
03:45What are you doing for Snatch Game?
03:46Nene Lee.
03:48Yes!
03:49She's over everything, and she has this really bitter face, you know.
03:53That's like completely opposite of you, though.
03:55I know.
03:56That would be the challenge.
03:57Impersonations aren't something that I've ever tried to do, but last week, I was able to take Britney Spears and
04:03turn it into something great.
04:05So if I can do that with my Nene Leakes, then it's all good.
04:11Hello, celebrity!
04:12Hey!
04:14I'm seeing stars!
04:16Yes!
04:18Nina Bonina Brown Nelson Riley.
04:20How you doing, boys?
04:22How are you doing?
04:23I am doing a lot better.
04:24Because, listen, child, you know, I know from where you come.
04:28It's an ongoing struggle where you have to shut up that voice.
04:31That voice, yeah.
04:32It's so easy to attach onto the negatives.
04:34I don't know why.
04:35And people are starting to think that I'm playing this victim thing, but no, it's real.
04:38It's not an act, and the only person who will lose at it is you.
04:42But you're talented.
04:43All the things you come up with, that's some real shit.
04:45That's what got you here.
04:46Right.
04:46I have so much respect for RuPaul, because I really did not know what to do with my life.
04:51I'm 34 years old.
04:51I'm still at home, and he believes in me.
04:54So I do not want to make that man not proud of me.
04:57So, who are you doing?
04:58I am Jasmine Masters, and I got something to say.
05:00Oh, that's brilliant.
05:03That's hilarious.
05:05Do you buy it or you rent it?
05:06I'm a rent-a-own.
05:07Okay, girl.
05:08She's funny.
05:09I love Jasmine Masters.
05:10You better bring it, because we don't want to see your dark nemesis come tapping you on
05:14the shoulder and irk you in the side, okay?
05:16All right.
05:17See you out there.
05:19Hi, Sasha.
05:20Hi, RuPaul.
05:21I see a top hat, a men's jacket.
05:24I'm going to go with Marlena Dietrich.
05:27You got it on the nose.
05:27Oh, really?
05:28Now, Germans aren't really known for being funny.
05:31How are you going to make Marlena Dietrich funny?
05:33Honestly, I don't think I'm known for being very funny.
05:36What were your other choices?
05:38I had considered Judith Butler, the third-wave feminist philosopher.
05:42Can you do a little bit of Judith Butler right now for me?
05:44Sure, let's do it.
05:45Now, Judith Butler, should I have the meatloaf or the hot dog at the diner down the street?
05:51I'm understanding that in this example, hot dog actually stands in as a kind of social
05:57construct, a metaphor, if you will, for the idea of a man's sort of center of his phallic
06:03supremacy.
06:05I'm glad you're doing Marlena Dietrich.
06:08I'm a very serious and intense person, but I do crack jokes in my own way.
06:13Can't wait to see you out there.
06:14So I'm hoping I can tap into that charm.
06:20Coming up.
06:21Mama, it's come true.
06:26Damn, girl.
06:34It's time for a Snatch Game.
06:36You have to be funny, you have to be quick on your feet, and you have to make Rue laugh.
06:41Well, Alexis Michelle.
06:43Hi, RuPaul.
06:44Now, okay, I'm going to guess.
06:45Is it Joyce DeWitt?
06:46It's not Joyce DeWitt.
06:48It's Liza.
06:51Finally.
06:52Finally.
06:53Mama, it's come true.
06:56So, how are you going to make this Liza come to life?
06:59Because a lot of people do, Liza.
07:00A lot of eyes will be on you to do all the right moves.
07:03She's one of my biggest drag inspirations, so I want this to be done with respect.
07:08This is a loving tribute.
07:10Well, that's all well and nice, but, you know, you've got to make her funny.
07:14Yes.
07:16I have to make sure that I am bringing it hard.
07:19I have to let them see that I'm a star.
07:24Well, Cynthia Leifontaine, I see a tank top and a brown lace front.
07:30Are you doing Sofia Vergara?
07:32Yes!
07:34That's a great character for you.
07:37I've been studying Sofia Vergara for almost two years.
07:39I think it's a good choice because we have accent.
07:41I'm going to slay her.
07:43Can you give me just a touch of Sofia Vergara?
07:45Ay, Dios mio, pero porque usted entonces me hace esa pregunta while you ask me that question
07:50right now.
07:51I need more furniture.
07:52Do you have furniture?
07:53I can give you a discount right now.
07:55Okay, so when are you going to start doing Sofia?
07:57Oh.
07:59Oh!
08:00Damn, girl.
08:02I think it's going to be interesting to watch you make her come to life.
08:05Thank you, Mama Rupa.
08:06Bye, cuckoo.
08:07All right, ladies, gather around.
08:09Now, in a few moments, you'll be shooting Snatch Game.
08:12And tomorrow on the runway, the category is Night of 1,000 Madonnas Part Deux.
08:21We get to actually redo the Madonna runway.
08:25That was an epic fail last season.
08:26Sorry, ladies.
08:28One word of advice.
08:30Come on, no, she better don't.
08:34Thank you, Mama Rupa.
08:38Welcome to Snatch Game.
08:41Let's meet our contestants.
08:43He once got a standing O from Elaine Stritch.
08:47It's Dennis O'Hare.
08:49Our next contestant is allergic to mustard.
08:52Keep that hot dog away from my face.
08:55Say hello to Candace Kane.
08:56Are you ready to Snatch the Stars?
08:59Let's go.
09:00Good.
09:00Let's give a big game show welcome to downtown superstar, Amanda Lepore.
09:06Hi, everyone.
09:07Oh, my goodness.
09:08You are such a gorgeous international vixen.
09:11How do you do it?
09:13These lips have secrets.
09:15I bet they do.
09:17Next up, the legendary Marlena Dietrich is here.
09:21Thank you so much for having me, RuPaul, on your drag race.
09:25I see you're also wearing a suit.
09:26I'm wearing a suit.
09:27You know, when I wear a suit, people say, Marlena, are you a lesbian?
09:30And I look at them and I say, yes.
09:34All right, we've got some drag race alumni here.
09:38Alyssa Edwards is here.
09:39For your consideration.
09:40Uh-huh.
09:41My name is Alyssa Edwards, and this is Snatch Game.
09:47Up next, pop the corn and feed the children.
09:50It's Jasmine Masters, another alumni.
09:53Hey, bitch.
09:55What brings you back to drag race?
09:57I got something.
09:58I bet you do.
10:01Next up, internet superstar, Gigi Gorgeous is here.
10:05Hi, Ru.
10:05Hi, doll.
10:06You look fantastic.
10:07Hey, I could really use a makeup tip right about now.
10:10You know what I say.
10:11You can never wear too much highlighter.
10:13Ooh, yes.
10:16Ring them bells.
10:17It's Liza Minnelli, or is it Lisa Minnelli?
10:21No, Ru, it's Liza with a Z.
10:23It has a Z.
10:24Liza with a Z.
10:25With a Z, Ru.
10:26Yes, it's Liza with a Z.
10:29All right, up next, we've got Atlanta's juiciest peach.
10:34Nelly Leaks is here.
10:35Hi, Ru.
10:36How are you in Kenya doing?
10:38Ru?
10:39Mm.
10:40Fat bitch.
10:41Uh-oh.
10:42If her weave was on any tighter.
10:45Uh-huh.
10:47What would happen?
10:48Would her head pop off?
10:50Her head would explode, bitch.
10:52Oh, bloop.
10:53Bloop.
10:55Okay.
10:56Next up, she was Miss Universe for just about a minute.
11:00Say hello to Miss Columbia.
11:04Oh, oh, I didn't mean to.
11:05Did I?
11:06What?
11:06You're crying.
11:07You're kissing you.
11:07Steve Harvey.
11:08No, no, I'm not Steve Harvey.
11:09No, no, no, darling.
11:10It's RuPaul.
11:11I know.
11:11We just all look alike.
11:13No.
11:13Up next, supermodel of the world, Naomi Campbell is up in the house.
11:19You don't look a day over 16.
11:21And I don't taste a day over 15.
11:24Yes.
11:25All right, from Modern Family, Sofia Vergara.
11:29Hola.
11:29How you doing, RuPaul?
11:30How is your husband, Joe Mangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangangang
11:44We don't have to talk. It's just only body language.
11:46Body language, darling.
11:48And let me tell you something.
11:49This two-be-beautiful Colombian surgical reasons is making happy
11:54and all the entire night trying to look for another children.
11:59Well, you know, she's smiling, so I know she just told her joke.
12:03All right, who's ready to play Snatch Game?
12:05You better make Mama Ru laugh, girl,
12:07because if she's not, you might be sashaying away.
12:11Coming up.
12:11If it's not on BET, I don't know what it is.
12:14You can never win anything.
12:25Welcome back to Snatch Game.
12:27Okay, here we go.
12:28First question is for Dennis O'Hara.
12:30The new American horror story is going to be the scariest one yet.
12:35It takes place in Lady Bunny's blank.
12:39All right, pens down.
12:40Okay, Dennis O'Hara.
12:42It takes place in her wig.
12:43In Lady Bunny's wig.
12:45That's a good answer.
12:46Let's go to the stars and see if you get any matches, okay?
12:49Come on, I feel good.
12:50Liza Minnelli.
12:51I said Lady Bunny's palace.
12:54Her palace?
12:55Because there's nothing like playing the palace.
12:59Mama played the palace, and I sat right in the fourth row room.
13:03Wow.
13:03She sang right to me.
13:05Oh, boy.
13:05And to all the other homosexuals.
13:08All right, let's move on down to superstar Alyssa Edwards.
13:12What say you?
13:13I wrote Snatch.
13:15In her Snatch.
13:17Not a match for Dennis O'Hara.
13:18Did I lose the Q&A portion?
13:19No, you did not.
13:22All right, Jasmine Masters.
13:24The new American Horror Story is going to be the scariest one yet.
13:26It all takes place in Lady Bunny's...
13:30American Who?
13:31If it's not on BET, I don't know what it is.
13:35So if it's not on BET, you don't watch it?
13:37Hail to the nose.
13:38Oh!
13:40Amanda Lepore.
13:41The new American Horror Story is going to be the scariest one yet.
13:44It all takes place in Lady Bunny's...
13:46Plastic Surgery Office.
13:48She clearly isn't going to mine.
13:50Oh, my God.
13:51Can you move your face at all?
13:53I'm moving it right now.
13:54Oh, my...
13:56So let's move on down to Naomi Campbell.
13:59I see you have a cell phone right there.
14:01When I got here to set, your crew confiscated my phone,
14:03but luckily, my good friend back here had a little prepaid cricket phone
14:06that she let me borrow for the afternoon.
14:09Chris Rock, thank you so much for letting me know.
14:11Oh, Shay!
14:13I thought about Tyra Bang's modeling career,
14:15so I just said, the toilet.
14:19All right, Gigi Gorgeous, what do you have?
14:21I think that it's going to be her fridge.
14:24I highly doubt that she eats organic, gluten-free food,
14:27and I would just be terrified to open that refrigerator room.
14:31It's not a match.
14:32Now, Candice, you're up next.
14:34Okay.
14:35Hit it!
14:35I just found out my cat is gay.
14:38Last night, he didn't cough up a furball.
14:41He coughed up a blank.
14:44Pens down, everybody.
14:46Okay, Candice Kane.
14:47My cat is so gay, a purse fell out his mouth.
14:50That is one gay pussycat.
14:52Okay, Marlena Dietrich.
14:54As a point of principle,
14:55I make sure that every homosexual pussy that I meet
14:59receives a Marlena signed photograph.
15:02Not a match, Candice, I'm afraid.
15:03I'd love to give Coyle and Candice Kane a signed photograph.
15:07I promise that teutonic bisexuals
15:09make the most forceful and unforgettable lovers.
15:14All right, let's move on down to Miss Columbia.
15:15Well, actually, Miss Columbia, did you write an answer?
15:18I can never win anything!
15:23She's not going to get very far in this business, like Pat Proof.
15:29Gigi Gorgeous, what'd you write down, girl?
15:31He coughed up an Anastasia Beverly Hills lip gloss.
15:36Oh, okay.
15:37Well, not a match, unfortunately.
15:41Jasmine Masters.
15:42Jasmine, what season were you on Drag Race?
15:43Does it matter?
15:45Did I win?
15:47All right, Jasmine, do you have a match for Candice?
15:50I don't own a cat.
15:51They sense evil.
15:52Oh!
15:55All right, this is a question for Dennis O'Hara.
15:57Snapchat filters are getting so inventive.
16:01Now, instead of swapping faces,
16:04you can swap blank.
16:06You can swap wives.
16:08Swap wives!
16:10Sophia Vergara, what say you?
16:12You know what?
16:13I think it's related to what are you looking to swap.
16:16So maybe I said titties.
16:17They helped me to be successful in this entertainment business.
16:21It's part of the why, you know.
16:24Girl, where are the jokes?
16:26Where are the jokes?
16:27Sophia is funny.
16:30Where are the jokes?
16:32Let's go to Marlena Dietrich.
16:33Well, I found this question kind of unfair
16:35because, as you know, I rarely knows these new things.
16:38I rarely leave my house.
16:40No.
16:40And I died many decades ago.
16:42You did.
16:43This is going somewhere, I can tell.
16:44Yeah.
16:45So I wrote Tomaten, Kartoffeln und Sauerkraut.
16:48That's not a match, but a very, very good answer.
16:51And a long way to go for an answer.
16:54I love it.
16:55All right, let's move on down to the ATL.
16:57Needy Leaks is in the house.
16:59Instead of swapping faces, you can swap what?
17:01If I was going to do an app or some kind of filter on Snapchat,
17:07I would definitely do one for poor people like Jasmine Masters.
17:10Now, if Jasmine Masters were going to have a filter on her discontinued cricket phone,
17:16she would probably have to swap credit scores first.
17:18Credit scores.
17:20Bloop.
17:21Not a match, Dennis.
17:22You're looking for wives.
17:23I've known a couple of husbands.
17:26All right, Liza with a Z.
17:28Ru, I said that you can swap jazz hands.
17:32Can you show us your jazz hands?
17:41All right, Miss Columbia, what do you have?
17:44In my country, we are known for beautiful women.
17:46And I think also, cocaína.
17:49Cocaine.
17:50Cocaina.
17:51I think now I understand, hermana, why you lost the pageant.
17:55This is not the shadow, Che, that I'm not, you know, because I love her so much.
17:59Adios mio.
18:01Ugh.
18:02Cynthia.
18:03Girl, I'm sure Eureka is pissed somewhere right now.
18:06She gonna be like, I went home for this.
18:08Well, that's our show.
18:10And the winner is...
18:12All the celebrities that weren't impersonated tonight.
18:15Good night, everybody.
18:20Coming up.
18:21Category is Night of a Thousand Madonnas.
18:25Uh-oh.
18:27How does that happen?
18:38It is elimination day, and we all have to get ready for the Night of a Thousand Madonnas,
18:44which is the redemption.
18:47I don't know about you, but personally, I like to have a big separation between Trinity
18:52and Ryan.
18:54And it's not necessarily like, oh, I don't want to be feminine or anything, because I'm
18:57a feminine gob.
18:58I just don't understand society's obsession with trying to label something.
19:02I just feel like gender's over.
19:05It's so fluid now.
19:06It was actually through my drag that I realized my transness.
19:09Oh, wow.
19:10Wow.
19:10So you identify as trans, Pepper?
19:12I am...
19:13I'm trans.
19:14I'm a trans woman.
19:17There's a lot of people who think that drag queens are not trans and shouldn't be, and
19:22there's a lot of trans people who think that drag queens have no place in the trans community.
19:26I wanted to really get to know the girls before I came out to them.
19:30I was afraid.
19:31It took me a long time to really sort out gender, and at a really early age, I was able
19:38to latch on to drag, and that was how I was able to express my femininity.
19:43Yeah.
19:44But I kind of evolved to realize that all the drag things that I wanted to do, it always
19:48led back to the realization that I'm a trans woman.
19:51That is courageous.
19:52Yes, Peppa!
19:53Thank you so much for saying that.
19:55I love that so much.
19:56Peppermint is giving us her true, authentic self, and it's just wonderful, and I love
20:01her, and I look up to her so much.
20:02I just want to say thank you so much for the support and the love and the affection that
20:08you guys have shown me just in general.
20:14And I just really want to thank you for that.
20:17We love you, Peppermint.
20:19Come on, Peppa.
20:20It feels so good to be fully accepted.
20:25I'm so happy right now.
20:26I'm so happy.
20:27I'm so happy right now.
20:55Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
20:58My favorite Madonna impersonator, Michelle Visage.
21:02I'm lucky for Susan.
21:03Have you seen her?
21:04I'm desperately seeking her.
21:05Me too!
21:06Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
21:09Hello!
21:10Your Ross Matthews impersonation is spot on.
21:13I crawled real deep inside Ross Matthews to play this.
21:17American Horror Story's Dennis O'Hare.
21:20Now, when you played Liz Taylor, did you tuck?
21:23Tucking is barbaric.
21:24Oh.
21:25No, darling.
21:26Untucking is barbaric.
21:28And the scintillating Candace Cain.
21:31Now, what star would you do for Snatch Game?
21:34I have no idea.
21:36Let me guess.
21:37Judge Judy?
21:38Yes!
21:41This week, we challenged our queens to snatch our attention.
21:45And tonight, category is Night of a Thousand Madonnas.
21:49The shequel.
21:51Gentlemen, start your engines.
21:52And may the best woman win.
21:55Category is Aja.
21:58Last night, she dreamt of San Pedro.
22:00Or Del Taco, if I'm not mistaken.
22:03I'm just showing off my little ruffles.
22:05I feel like I should have came up with some castanets.
22:09La is la boniva.
22:11Alexis Michelle as Breathless Mahoney.
22:15More like Breathless Mahin.
22:19I love my shape.
22:20I love the sequin.
22:21I'm breathless.
22:23Has anyone seen Dick?
22:24Who?
22:25Tracy.
22:26Oh, my bottom hurts just thinking about it.
22:29Peppermint.
22:30Experience has made her a rich bitch.
22:32Trying to buy our votes.
22:33This is probably my favorite Madonna video.
22:35This gorgeous woman being surrounded by all these guys.
22:39It's my dream.
22:39Talk to me, Harry Winston.
22:42Chez Coulee.
22:43Material girl.
22:46Deja vu.
22:47I think she stole that look.
22:48Oh, she certainly did.
22:49This is the second wife.
22:51The one that gets all the money and the diamonds and the furs.
22:55You know, the good good.
22:56Drag queens really do prefer blondes.
22:59Trinity Taylor.
23:01Ooh.
23:01Given, she better do.
23:04My Madonna is the only Madonna.
23:07I feel like a very strong, powerful bitch right now.
23:10It's a pants suit without the pants.
23:11Who needs pants when you have all this ass?
23:15Nina Bonina Brown, Louise Ciccone.
23:19I think I've met this one before.
23:21Who wore it better?
23:22Mm.
23:23We'll find out.
23:24Right now, I'm just trying to serve a black version of Madonna, even though they've just seen this outfit.
23:30Don't get mad, get plaid.
23:34Sasha Velour.
23:35Oh.
23:36Her name is Dita, and she will be your mistress.
23:39Nice grill.
23:41This is very much the type of Madonna look that has inspired me and my style.
23:45And I'm really excited to show that I can walk like a fashion model.
23:48Put your hands all over her body.
23:52Paramone.
23:53Cleopatra.
23:54Wow.
23:55My Madonna is probably the best one here.
23:58Every detail is on point.
24:01Well, this Super Bowl look is a home run.
24:04Aren't you mixing them for?
24:08Santy Ali Fontaine.
24:10Uh-oh.
24:13Olé.
24:14Not adorable.
24:17Nobody's wearing my look.
24:18Woo.
24:19The Lord.
24:20Santo Dios.
24:21Padre de la Gloria.
24:22I think she lost her bowl.
24:25Valentina.
24:26Oh.
24:26Oh, no, I hate censorship.
24:28Me too.
24:30When Madonna came out with this book, it was so controversial.
24:33And showing this much of my body is controversial, too.
24:36I'll walk out the way I walked in.
24:39Naked.
24:42Coming up.
24:43Slam dunk.
24:44Bravo.
24:45Uh, no, not so good.
24:53Ladies with an attitude.
24:54I've made some decisions.
24:57When I call your name, please step forward.
25:01Trinity Taylor.
25:02Aja.
25:05Valentina.
25:08Che Coulé.
25:10Ladies, this week, you did not cause a commotion.
25:15You're safe.
25:17You may leave the stage.
25:23It's time for the judges' critiques.
25:25Starting with Alexis Michelle.
25:28You do such a good Liza.
25:30She better watch her back.
25:32Even the way you breathed in after you spoke was Liza.
25:36That's what I'm talking about.
25:38And that dress is painted on.
25:40You look gorgeous.
25:41I feel momentum with you.
25:42Keep it up.
25:44Next up, peppermint.
25:45This is one of my favorite Madonna looks, and I think you look beautiful.
25:48But three weeks in a row, we've had pink.
25:51So I am looking forward to another color.
25:53Okay.
25:54So, NeNe Leakes.
25:56She is larger than life.
25:57But I felt like you were just being a regular girl.
26:00Credit scores.
26:01She serves attitude.
26:02She serves one-liners.
26:04You could have gone anywhere with her.
26:05But it just doesn't cross the finish line.
26:08Sasha Velour.
26:10Erotica.
26:11Slam dunk.
26:12I'm loving seeing this other side of you.
26:14I love the big circle nipples.
26:15I can't stop looking at them.
26:16I don't know what that means.
26:18And in Snatch Game, for me, it was like Jessica Lange in Freak Show meets Touch of Evil.
26:23I thought it was just extraordinary.
26:24Bravo.
26:27Farrah Moan.
26:28This look is so gorgeous.
26:29And you did such a great job with it.
26:31I love Gigi.
26:32I know Gigi.
26:33And I feel like you could have pushed it and made it more comedic.
26:37I thought maybe you were going to throw a bunch of makeup products over your shoulder.
26:40I think you only did that once.
26:42But for some reason, I thought there was going to be more questions and I'd have opportunities
26:45to do more.
26:46See, that's what young people think.
26:48You see, when you get to be my Gigi, you get one chance to meet.
26:52And you take it.
26:54Up next, Nina Bonina Brown Bader Ginsburg.
26:59I so would have loved this if I didn't see Gigi's version of this look.
27:03You get it.
27:04It's just heightened.
27:06Yeah, with more Taylor.
27:06Exactly.
27:07But I loved your jazzed masters.
27:09The voice was spot on.
27:10Hail to the no.
27:11You played by your own rules.
27:13You didn't answer the questions the way they were meant to be answered.
27:15You answered them the way you wanted to answer them.
27:17I thought that was really, really cool.
27:20Santi Ali Fontaine.
27:22Hola.
27:23I love good boy drag drag girl.
27:27But something is going on with your makeup, mija.
27:30I see too much brown going on.
27:32It's almost mustache.
27:33I love the choice of Sofia Vergara for you, but I didn't understand what was going on.
27:37And it wasn't the accent.
27:38I literally don't think there was one joke in that.
27:42And you had a regular dress on.
27:43Sofia Vergara has tits that are bigger than mine.
27:47Thank you, ladies.
27:49I think we've heard enough.
27:50While you take a holiday, the judges and I will deliberate.
27:56Now, just between us material squirrels, what do you think?
28:00Let's start with Alexis Michelle.
28:02Last week was the mall.
28:03This week was couture.
28:05And in Snatch Game, she was witty, but in character witty.
28:07She wasn't making fun of the character.
28:09She was being the character.
28:11For me, it's a toss-up between her and Marlena Dietrich.
28:13But her Liza was the best characterization.
28:16And the thing that I'll remember about this Snatch Game more than anything else.
28:21Peppermint.
28:21Tonight on the runway, I felt like it was more Marilyn than it was Madonna.
28:24And her character in the Snatch Game, for me, was one of the worst.
28:28If she didn't say bloop, I wouldn't have known it was Nene Leek.
28:31In fairness, I said bloop first, and then she said it.
28:34But it happens to people when they're acting.
28:37Sometimes they get in their head.
28:38But I'm not getting what I know she can deliver.
28:41Sasha Velour.
28:42Tonight on the runway was a 10 for me.
28:43And even with the whip, it made a link to Marlena Dietrich.
28:46Yes, that's right.
28:47It is not easy to deliver Marlena Dietrich and have it be interesting to this time and place.
28:54What I love about Sasha is she knows her lane and she never lets me down.
28:58Sasha's got me.
28:59Pheromone.
28:59I just feel like she knew who Gigi was, but didn't know how to get anything more than high out
29:05of her.
29:06I think she thought that by choosing Gigi Gorgeous, it would gain her points in the sort of underground cool
29:12factor, which it does.
29:13But it didn't give her enough options as a player.
29:17Isn't it ironic the cool ones ended up being Marlena Dietrich and Liza and the kids don't even know.
29:23Right.
29:23But I thought her Madonna look was maybe the most intricate of everybody's.
29:26Nina Bonina Brown.
29:27We've been waiting for her to stop with the boo-hooing and step it up.
29:31And I think as Jasmine Masters, it was a big step forward for Nina Bonina.
29:35Dennis, a little back story for you and Candice.
29:37Nina comes from the Atlanta drag scene who have never really accepted her.
29:41So when she got here, she felt some kind of a conspiracy theory against her.
29:45I think it's kind of amazing in a meta theme that she chose Jasmine Masters to express her discontent.
29:51Yes.
29:51Because Jasmine Masters is the poster child for discontent.
29:55But that being said, I saw a very confident, fully realized character.
29:59But on the runway, no, not so good.
30:02Uh-oh.
30:03One thing I will say as a sidebar, I don't like when these queens do other queens.
30:07Yeah.
30:07Like, I feel like it's an easy way to go.
30:09I'm with Michelle.
30:10I feel like when you're doing Snatch Game, it's somebody that's beyond your knowledge.
30:15Okay, we've come to that portion in our program where we have to talk about the elephant in the room.
30:21Oh, I'm on a diet.
30:22No, not you.
30:25Cynthia Lee Fontaine as Sofia Vergara.
30:29It was this mess, this nonsensical mess.
30:33And she's got a Spanish accent and it didn't even work.
30:36How does that happen?
30:37Perhaps she's too close to the character.
30:39If she went somewhere very, very different, she might have had a better effect.
30:43Think of Yara Sofia as Amy Winehouse.
30:44Yes.
30:45We all died.
30:46Exactly.
30:46She should have played Maggie Smith.
30:49It's not good enough.
30:50She got a second chance to come back.
30:52She should be twice as good as the rest of the girls.
30:54All right, kids.
30:55Silence!
30:57Bring back my Madonna wannabes!
31:05Welcome back, ladies.
31:07I've made some decisions.
31:11Sasha Velour, your Marlena Dietrich was a ray of light.
31:18Alexis Michelle, your Liza Minnelli left us breathless.
31:27Alexis Michelle, congratulations.
31:29You're the winner of this week's challenge.
31:31You've won a dazzling $2,000 prize package from Sparkles Rhinestones.
31:37Thank you so much!
31:41Sasha Velour, great job.
31:43You're safe.
31:43You may join the other girls.
31:49Nina Bonita Brown, you're safe.
31:56Cynthia Lee Fontaine, the judges were not bullish on your Sofia Vergara.
32:03I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:07I feel very confused because I wasn't expected to be, like, second week in a row in the bottom.
32:14Peppermint.
32:14Your Nini was a no-no.
32:17You needed better material, girl.
32:21Pheromone.
32:22Your Gigi was gorgeous, but your comic timing wasn't pretty.
32:28Pheromone.
32:31You're safe.
32:34You may join the other girls.
32:38Peppermint.
32:39I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:43Two queens stand before me.
32:47Ladies, this is your last chance.
32:50Impress me.
32:52Save yourself from elimination.
32:57The time has come.
32:59Get your lip sync for your life.
33:05I'm about to do the thing that I know how to do the best.
33:08Actually, I'm worried for Cynthia.
33:10Good luck.
33:12And don't fuck it up.
33:18Hey, Mr. DJ, put her up, girl.
33:21I want to dance with my baby.
33:24And when the music starts, I never want to stop it.
33:29It's going to drive me crazy.
33:33It's going to drive me crazy.
34:00Hey, Mr. DJ, put her up, girl.
34:04I want to dance with my baby.
34:07And when the music starts, I never want to stop it.
34:11It's going to drive me crazy.
34:15Yeah.
34:16Yeah.
34:17Yeah.
34:19Yeah.
34:19Yeah.
34:21Yeah.
34:22Yeah.
34:23Yeah.
34:24Yeah.
34:25Yeah.
34:27Yeah.
34:27Yeah.
34:29Yeah.
34:41Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:50Peppermint, shantay you stay.
35:00Cynthia Lee Fontaine, I am so grateful we all had a chance for a second helping of Cuckoo.
35:11Now, sashay away.
35:17I love you, Mama.
35:18Oh, wow.
35:19Believe in yourself, okay?
35:21See you later, mis amores.
35:23Cuckoo!
35:26I'm not defeated.
35:27And I just appreciate that Mama RuPaul gave me this opportunity back again.
35:32There's going to be a lot of cuckoo in the future.
35:34It's Cynthia Lee Fontaine forever.
35:40Condragulations, my queens.
35:42Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how the hell are you going to love somebody else?
35:47Can I get an amen up in here?
35:48Yeah.
35:49All right.
35:50Now, let the music play.
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