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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S09E04
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00:07Yes, finally!
00:10Oh, Kimor!
00:12Oh, Kimor is gone, and I am so sad.
00:16How do you feel after that lip sync for your life, baby?
00:18I just feel like I walked into here thinking I was unstoppable,
00:22and now I feel like, girl, I really need to reevaluate.
00:25For Aja, the challenge is going to be not becoming bitter
00:29because she sees herself as a superstar.
00:32And to be told, your makeup is off, your outfit isn't great,
00:35is a bit of an ego check for her.
00:37So, Trinity, last week when you said that you were coming for Valentina's spot,
00:41how does it feel to be coming for Valentina's spot?
00:45Shame.
00:46Well, as long as we're being real,
00:49I don't think Valentina should have been in the top three.
00:52Valentina, you know I live for you,
00:53but I think it was a little misjudged tonight.
00:57These girls can continue to talk about me.
01:00They're not the judges.
01:01I'm ready to be like,
01:02hmm, hmm.
01:04I'm focused.
01:06Shay, I can't.
01:08Bitch, I wore four items.
01:09I wore a panty, a chap, and a coat.
01:11Valentina came down the runway.
01:13I'm talking about you, bitch.
01:15In a leotard.
01:16I just don't understand the hype about Valentina.
01:20Listening to the judges' critiques,
01:23I felt ugly.
01:24To hear someone constantly get praised for just being pretty
01:27when I'm trying to compensate with everything else I have,
01:30it sucks.
01:31People always undermine my drag.
01:33Well, you know what, girl?
01:34I think that I'm amazing,
01:36that there's people who think I'm amazing.
01:37I deserve to be in this competition.
01:40Aja's true colors are coming out.
01:42She presents herself as this person that's confident,
01:44but there's a lot of insecurity there.
01:46I'm gonna win next challenge.
01:47Mark my words.
01:48Coming for you, Miss Trinity.
01:54The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
01:56receives a one-year supply
01:57of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
01:59and a cash prize of $100,000
02:02with extra special guest judges
02:04Unreal's Jeffrey Boyer Chapman
02:06and Naya Rivera.
02:08The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race
02:09is the best woman
02:10Best woman
02:11Best woman
02:14Can you feel the love?
02:15Hi, hi, hi!
02:18Ah!
02:20I passed the third episode!
02:22Yes!
02:23You know, three is not my lucky number
02:25from season eight.
02:28Ha-ha!
02:30Hello, hello, hello!
02:32Hi!
02:34Now, when most of you are just crawling home
02:37for being up in the club,
02:39Good Morning America
02:39and The Today Show
02:41are ruling the airwaves.
02:43Now, it's your chance
02:45to join the cutthroat morning talk show wars.
02:48Ha-ha!
02:49Ooh!
02:50You'll be co-hosting
02:51two rival morning shows.
02:54Oh, my God!
02:55Hashtag morning bitches!
02:57Ha-ha!
02:58Ha-ha!
02:59Now, Trinity,
03:00you won last week's challenge
03:01and Aja,
03:02you survived the lip sync.
03:04So, you two are team captains.
03:06Oh!
03:07Yeah!
03:08Okay!
03:09Now, remember,
03:10in morning television,
03:11chemistry is everything.
03:13So, pick your morning teams,
03:15starting with Aja.
03:16Valentina.
03:17Even though I'm still giving Valentina the side eye,
03:21I am really curious what the judges see in her
03:23and maybe be able to channel that in myself.
03:26Trinity.
03:27Peppermann.
03:29Slay Kool-Aid.
03:31Charlie.
03:33Shasha Valer.
03:36Miss Cuckoo.
03:38Rupi Walbury is not ready for her replacement.
03:42Alexis Michelle.
03:45Eureka.
03:47Outside of this competition,
03:49Eureka and I have a very up and down relationship,
03:51but I pick Eureka because I know she's gonna work hard,
03:54and I want to show Rue that I can work with anybody.
03:57That leaves Farrah Moan and Nina Bonina Brown.
04:00I'm gonna say Farrah Moan.
04:02We needed a fish.
04:03Which means Nina is on Team Trinity.
04:07Come here, girl.
04:08Team Aja, you're the host of Good Morning Bitches.
04:13And Team Trinity, you're the host of Not On Today.
04:17Yay!
04:18Oh, and just one more thing.
04:21Your show is going to be broadcast live.
04:25Gentlemen, start your engines,
04:27and may the best woman win.
04:31Hashtag Team Not On Today.
04:32Nina, do not let the fact that you were picked last in your head,
04:36because I'm glad that you're on our team.
04:39Okay.
04:40But at the same time, if you're like saying they would love you,
04:42when we have to choose groups, why would you run past me?
04:45I think the other queens see me as a Debbie Downer,
04:48the girl who gets in her head.
04:50But I can't just pretend when I'm over it.
04:52I kind of wear my emotions on my sleeve.
04:54So Team Captain, is our television station set in the south?
04:57Um, there's three southern bells here.
04:59But Not On Today.
05:01I feel like it's kind of ghetto.
05:02Do you think we should do ghetto accents?
05:04No, no.
05:04I think the biggest challenge for Trinity
05:05is going to be keeping everybody in line,
05:08because she's got some big personalities.
05:11Let's just, she's got Eureka on the team.
05:15It may be kind of tough.
05:17Ghetto fish, like, Not On Today.
05:19Okay, so first of all, as team captain,
05:22I don't want anybody to talk over each other.
05:24So raise your hand and let the person that's talking
05:26finish what they're saying.
05:28Ha ha.
05:29Here it comes, girl.
05:30Step one of competitive Trinity.
05:33Also, I think we would have really good chemistry.
05:36So we're going to be the news anchors.
05:38Okay.
05:38Then, because you're really good at building stuff,
05:41you're really going to be good at the DIY.
05:43And then, y'all are definitely entertainment.
05:45Yeah.
05:45We don't talk about who wants to play what role.
05:48Trinity's like, you're doing this role.
05:50You're doing this role.
05:51So, to me, it wasn't a leader.
05:52It was a dictator.
05:54When Ru was, like, Not On Today,
05:55it did give that, like, tinge of shade.
05:58Okay, I'm so sorry.
05:59God, please.
06:00This is typical Eureka.
06:02You know, something shady.
06:03Maybe not towards each other.
06:05This is me holding my hand up
06:06and following the roles that we set in place.
06:08If you're going to set the roles, follow the roles.
06:11Eureka needs to shut up.
06:12I'm trying to be a good southern belle
06:15and not punch this bitch in the face.
06:18So all three of us just need to have our own vibe?
06:20You all need to...
06:21If y'all want to be that, like, get up.
06:23All three, okay.
06:24We're over-talking each other, remember?
06:26What I think we should do now is break in our smaller groups
06:28and then we'll reconvene after we go over everything.
06:31Yes, ma'am.
06:31Eureka wants it to be their Eureka show,
06:34but that's not happening.
06:36Grown a man.
06:38Coming up...
06:39Live in three, two...
06:41First up, we have Raja and Raven.
06:44Let's move on to the next one.
06:45And next, we have Kokomon trees.
06:47Next!
07:00We're going to give you the scoop about Justin Bieber's shocking new sex tape with Dame Maggie Smith.
07:05The challenge this week is to co-host two rival morning chat shows.
07:10With my experience working with live, I'm excited.
07:12But also, I don't want to be just known as that guy that does Madonna, Cher, and Lady Gaga.
07:16I'd like to be known for me because there's only one Charlie Hines in the world.
07:20Google it.
07:20Trust me, you are going to watch this.
07:23You're going to want to see this.
07:25Okay.
07:26You're going to want to see this.
07:28You're going...
07:28You are going...
07:29Trust me, you are going to want to see this.
07:32Cynthia has sometimes a haphazard approach.
07:35And with comedy, if you add an extra word, you can blow the joke.
07:38If you drop a couple of words, you can blow the joke.
07:41Trust me, you are going to want to see this.
07:43And just say want.
07:44Want.
07:44You're going to want to see this.
07:46Okay.
07:47Trust me, you are going to want to see this.
07:49You're going to want to see this.
07:50Want to see this.
07:51Yeah.
07:51Okay.
07:51Okay.
07:52Yeah.
07:52But with a big smile.
07:54Charlie's very strict.
07:55She's trying to correct, like, all the pronunciation, and I appreciate that.
07:58But that's what made my character funny when I just pronounce words that are mispronounced.
08:03I'm Cynthia Lee Martinez-Valles de las Flores, Piuda de Arredondo, Fontaine.
08:07But we call her Maria.
08:10Charlie.
08:11I would...
08:11I would...
08:11I don't know if I'd laugh.
08:13Ay, Dios mio.
08:14Trust me, the laughing is going to be dead air.
08:17Part of the challenge is to show personality, like, how to be yourself.
08:21And Charlie, in certain ways, is blocking me to be myself.
08:23Just smile, just like, like, like, I want to knife you.
08:27Don't try to make me something that I'm not, because that's going to be a disaster.
08:32Yeah?
08:33Yeah.
08:37Hello.
08:39It's time to shoot our rival morning shows.
08:42Good morning, bitches.
08:44It's a beautiful set furnished by 204 Events.
08:47Isn't it gorgeous?
08:48Gorgeous.
08:49This is live, there are, no take two.
08:52Embrace the mistakes.
08:54Because some of the best magic comes out of the stuff that went wrong.
08:57All right, take your place at the table.
08:58We're almost live.
08:59And we are ready in 5, 4, 3.
09:07Good morning, bitches. It's the top of the hour, and time for today's headlines.
09:11The world's hottest fashion trend is acrylic toenail extensions.
09:14Oh, dear.
09:15I actually just got mine done yesterday.
09:18Oh, my. I may have to give it another thought, Farrah.
09:21You won't regret it, Alexis.
09:23I'll drink to that.
09:24Cheers.
09:26All right, we're in commercials. Let's move on.
09:28Entertainment reporters, take your places.
09:29I don't really know where mine and Aja's relationship stands, but I have to do the best that I can
09:36to connect with her at this moment.
09:38Live in three, two.
09:40Good morning, bitches.
09:42The latest meme taking over the internet is drag queens without eyebrows or teeth.
09:46Oh, my God.
09:47First up, we have Raja and Raven.
09:52Next.
09:53Let's move on to the next one.
09:54And next, we have Kokomon Trees and Alyssa Edwards.
09:57I thought that was Laganja Estranja.
10:00Huh? Oh, my God.
10:02The resemblance is uncanny, girl.
10:05True.
10:07Next.
10:09And we're clear. Commercial guys.
10:13They have chemistry all right, but sometimes things can combust in a chemistry lab. You know what I'm saying?
10:20Here we go. Coming out of commercial. DIY, you're next. Go.
10:23Today, I'm going to be teaching you how to work in a RuPaul's chocolate bar into your diet.
10:30I feel like people just don't eat enough chocolate.
10:32You know, I agree. I love eating chocolate.
10:40Sasha, do you have a solution for people who love to eat dessert but hate waiting to the end of
10:46the meal?
10:46Why not take a RuPaul's chocolate bar and put it in a salad?
10:51Yeah, toss that salad.
10:52Stir it up.
10:53You want to try some?
10:54I thought you never ask.
10:56Do you like that?
10:58Mm-hmm.
11:00Now, Sasha.
11:02Uh-huh.
11:03For queens that love the gym, for queens, mm.
11:07Teats great, doesn't it?
11:08Oh, so good.
11:10Sasha and I are really leaning on each other.
11:12We're having fun. The jokes are landing. It feels right.
11:16So you take a RuPaul's chocolate bar.
11:19Get out of town.
11:19And you hide it in a stalk of broccoli.
11:22You're just a magician.
11:24Oh.
11:25Oh.
11:26Oh.
11:28This is chocolate revolution.
11:30And we're clear.
11:32Cut.
11:33Chew and swallow.
11:36All right. Reset for the celebrity interview. Let's go.
11:39How are you?
11:41Hello.
11:42When I see Naya Rivera, I'm like, yeah, it's come through.
11:45She was always one of my favorites on Glee.
11:47Are you ready to go live in three, two, go.
11:50Please welcome our special guest, actress and singer, Naya Rivera.
11:54Good morning, Naya.
11:55Hi. Good morning, bitches.
11:57Well, Naya, what advice would you have for a starlet who's trying to stick out?
12:01When I first started on Glee, I didn't have, like, any lines.
12:04So I would just sit in the back of that classroom and, like, roll my neck and do anything I
12:09could to get that camera on me.
12:11And it worked.
12:12Congratulations on your new book.
12:14Sorry Not Sorry is an amazing title.
12:17Where did that come from?
12:17The book is all about, you know, learning from your mistakes and being sorry about some things and not sorry
12:22about some other things.
12:23Same here.
12:24Right.
12:25So, Naya, what advice do you have to young, aspiring actresses who want to make a career in showbiz?
12:32Find something else to do.
12:35Well, Naya, we cannot thank you enough for being with us today.
12:39Thank you for having me.
12:40It was so much fun.
12:41We'll be sure to see you tomorrow morning for...
12:43Good Morning, Bitches!
12:47And we're clear.
12:48Best show on television.
12:51Coming up.
12:52I don't want any extra breasts of it unless they come with two biscuits.
12:57Two breasts and two biscuits.
12:59I'm confused.
13:00Peppermint's confused.
13:02We're all fucking confused.
13:10It's time for my team not on today to go live.
13:13Get ready.
13:14Five, four, three, two, go.
13:20Good morning.
13:21It's time for the biggest stories of the day.
13:23The Center for Infectious Diseases has announced there's something in your makeup bag that could be killing you right now.
13:30I wonder what it could be.
13:31I don't know, but whatever's in your makeup bag, you should throw it away.
13:36That's okay, because I'm sure whatever I have in my makeup bag would certainly kill you.
13:41Like your husband's business card.
13:49And in health and science news, all of Michelle Visage's fans have come together to create crowdfunding campaign to pay
13:55for her breast reduction surgery.
13:56You know, I don't want any extra breasts of it unless they come with two, two biscuits, two breasts and
14:03two biscuits.
14:07Now for the entertainment report with Charlie Hides and Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
14:12Good morning, today we're talking social media.
14:16There's a fun new game people are playing on the internet called hashtag Sophie's Choices.
14:19I give you two scenarios, you tell me which one of the two you'd choose.
14:23You have to lick ice cream off Nick Jonas' abs or eat fudge off Chris Hemsworth's chest.
14:28Let me tell you something.
14:30I'm intolerant lactose.
14:32I don't mind to go all the way to the hospital just only to eat that banana split.
14:40Do you have a question for me?
14:41I got a question for you.
14:42Good.
14:43You get one night with Justin Bieber totally naked or one night with Justin Bieber's money.
14:47So I would probably have sex with him, have a hidden camera, send the pictures to TMZ and then keep
14:52the money.
14:54I'm going to keep the money because I don't know if Justin had the opportunity to deal with my cuckoo.
15:02It's time for Who Done Word It Better?
15:06Detox the drag queen or detox the pussy cat?
15:08The cat looks incredible.
15:11I'm looking at the detox the pussy cat's hair and it looks a little bit like Winifred from Hocus Pocus.
15:19Charlie, what's going on?
15:21He is cold as a dead body.
15:23He's so tense, so nervous.
15:25I think we're going to err in favor of one of our favorite drag queens.
15:30Bob, sorry, Thorgy Thor.
15:32Shantae.
15:33You stay.
15:34And finally, well, that's about all the time we have for right now.
15:39Don't touch the aisle.
15:40Don't touch me.
15:42And we're clear.
15:42Commercial guide.
15:46We're live in three, two, go.
15:50Welcome back.
15:51It's eight past the hour.
15:52Eureka and Nino Bonina Brown are here to give us some tips on how to do drag on a dime.
16:00All right, Nina.
16:01Now, this lace right here, it is 100% human hair, but it costs $7,300.
16:06What you need to do is, honey, get your platinum EBT card, girl.
16:09Oh, okay.
16:10And go on down to the dollar store, girl, and get you a lavish ramen noodle wit, girl.
16:14Oh, is it beef flavor?
16:16Oh, chicken bitch.
16:17Go for the mere price of $6.
16:21Oh, it looks good and tastes good, girl.
16:24Okay.
16:25Now, let's move on.
16:25We've got these ass cheek pads, honey.
16:28Gel per cheek, $200.
16:30Girl, a cheek?
16:31You're doing it all wrong, mama.
16:32Get this ham, girl.
16:33Girl, for the mere price of $8, honey.
16:36$8, bitch.
16:37And stuff her on.
16:38Oh, well, all right.
16:40Oh, she's edible, too.
16:41She look good and she tastes good, girl.
16:43Great, and we're a commercial.
16:45We're moving on to the celebrity interview.
16:47Me and Nina fucking killed it.
16:49The ham's good.
16:50Can I have another piece?
16:55We're coming back in three, two.
16:58Please welcome our very special guest, actress and singer, Naya Rivera.
17:03Are you happy to be here?
17:04Okay, not on today.
17:07Now, I heard somewhere that when you were 19, you lied on your resume to get a job at Abercrombie
17:13& Fitch.
17:13I did.
17:14Did you fudge the truth at all to get on to Glee?
17:16No, I had to actually, I had to sing and act for that one.
17:20What's the name of your book and when is it coming out?
17:21It's called Sorry, Not Sorry, Dreams, Mistakes, and Growing Up, and it comes out September 13th.
17:27I'm thinking that Trinity and Peppermint are not noticing that it's time to wrap it up.
17:34My publishers and I, we just kind of really loved it and thought it was clever.
17:37It's not my job, I'm not the anchor, but I'm just thinking Joy Behar, what would she do?
17:40I can't wait to read it.
17:41Thanks very much for joining us.
17:42It's time to go to commercial.
17:48Do I get up now?
17:51I'm confused, Peppermint's confused, we're all fucking confused.
17:58Am I leaving?
18:00Okay, alright ladies, we're off the air.
18:04But nobody say goodbye.
18:07This is definitely bad.
18:09Bad, bad, bad, that's all I'm thinking, bad.
18:12Coming up.
18:12You're making a really bad first impression with me.
18:15Why are you talking over me, girl?
18:16I can hear you talking about me.
18:18Because I'm upset.
18:26Good morning, bitches.
18:29It's elimination day and our runway today is Naughty Nighty.
18:36How you doing, girl?
18:37I'm okay.
18:38I just don't want to go home.
18:39Right.
18:40Me and Valentina didn't have chemistry in the challenge, and it makes me feel really nervous
18:44because I just came out the bottom.
18:46I think it's going to affect how the judges see me.
18:48You know me, Alexis.
18:50You know what I'm capable of.
18:51Like, it's not my 100%.
18:53It's really hard when you're in a pressure cooker.
18:56But I don't feel like I'm under pressure.
18:57I feel maybe I'm overconfident.
19:00Aja, I'm not going to lie.
19:02You're like, oftentimes negative.
19:05You're making a really bad first impression with me because I can hear you in the corners
19:09talking about me.
19:10Maybe some advice is that, like, don't focus on me.
19:13Don't focus on the other group.
19:18Such a disappointment while I've been here.
19:21And I took it out in all the wrong ways.
19:24All we can do moving forward is be kinder to each other, you know?
19:28Yeah, I agree.
19:29I really genuinely like Valentina.
19:31I'm just really frustrated because I really want this so bad.
19:35I feel like I'm fucking up.
19:36You're a really good person.
19:38I'm really sorry.
19:39I accept your apology, babe.
19:40Just let me finish doing my makeup.
19:42This is more important.
19:45Tell me about the work you've been doing from HIV prevention.
19:48I do referrals for clients who, um, they were newly diagnosed with HIV.
19:53And it's so important that people know.
19:55I'm of the era when people would be spreading the virus before we even know it had a name.
20:00I came out just before AIDS became known.
20:04So none of my friends were playing safe.
20:07I buried all my best friends.
20:08Most of my best friends.
20:10And, um, that's probably the hardest thing.
20:15Sometimes I have survivor's guilt.
20:17Like, why did I survive?
20:17It was a death sentence.
20:19I've seen so many smart, beautiful, talented people go the root of the pills, drugs, the bottle.
20:24Society was telling them they are not good enough.
20:27The one message I try to get across is you're worth it, you're special, you're beautiful.
20:31And you're worth taking care of yourself.
20:33So you're going to stay strong, and you're going to rely on your friends.
20:40Thank you for sharing that story.
20:42Because a new generation, we all appreciate what we have.
20:45It's important to not forget what happened in the 80s and 90s during the AIDS crisis.
20:50And how many brilliant voices in the world of art and drag we could have without those losses.
20:57My makeup is going to be fucking ruined on the runway.
20:59Do a smokey-eye girl.
21:03Does anyone here have psoriasis or just me?
21:05I have bad acne.
21:06I have really bad breath in the morning.
21:08Ew.
21:09Can I tell you guys about one of the disorders that I have that I'm struggling with?
21:13Eating.
21:15Don't joke about that.
21:17Eureka, it's really inappropriate to joke about that.
21:19Okay, I realize, but why push it straight to negativity?
21:22I don't think she's pushing it straight to negativity.
21:24I think that she's trying to keep the levels respectful by trying to make me look like a bad person.
21:30I have nothing against you, but I have a long history with eating disorders.
21:33You don't know how to look at me, but so many times in my life.
21:37Why are you talking over me, girl?
21:38Because I'm upset.
21:40I make the joke to try to make the air light.
21:42I'm not trying to be malicious, and I'm all of a sudden not a good person.
21:46Can I tell you how many times people have looked at me and been like, oh my God, you're anorexic.
21:50It's really hurtful.
21:51I never come at any of you all with a nasty tone.
21:54I really didn't think I was being nasty.
21:55Let me finish, please.
21:56But you had a nasty tone, and that's what upset me about it.
21:59Look, I'm coming over here because if it came off as an attack, I do truly apologize.
22:03I would never want that.
22:04I apologize that you were offended by what I said.
22:06I wasn't.
22:07I mean, you obviously were offended at what I said, right?
22:09That's not like an apology.
22:10What do you want from me, girl?
22:11Do you want me to get down on my knees and beg you to forgive me?
22:14Girl, please.
22:17I think I want you guys to focus on getting ready for the runway now, because it's going
22:21in circles.
22:46Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:50Good morning, Michelle.
22:52Girl, did you wake up like that?
22:54Actually, can I have five minutes so I can go put some makeup on?
22:56You should.
22:58And the hilarious Ross Matthews.
23:01Now, would you wake up with my girls?
23:03Morning, would I?
23:06From the TV show Unreal, Drag Race superfan, Jeffrey Boyer Chapman.
23:12Are you hungry?
23:14Positively ravenous.
23:16And the beautiful and talented Naya Rivera.
23:19This is truly the most magical of experiences.
23:23Well, make sure you still have your pocketbook.
23:27This week, we challenged our queens to rise and shine on their very own morning talk show.
23:32And tonight, they're going to sleepwalk down the runway in their naughty naughties.
23:38Gentlemen, start your engines.
23:39And may the best woman win.
23:41Category is Farrah Moan.
23:46Alexis Michelle.
23:48Aja.
23:51Valentina.
23:54Shea Coulet.
23:56Category is...
23:57Sasha Velour.
23:59Trinity Taylor.
24:02Peppermint.
24:04Charlie Hides.
24:06Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
24:09Eureka.
24:12Nina Bonina Brown.
24:14Join her.
24:14Kersi.
24:15Now, she's reminding me to always use my night cream.
24:19Coming up.
24:20Who deserves to go home tonight and why?
24:31Welcome, ladies.
24:32The judges and I watched your morning shows, and I've made some decisions.
24:37When I call your name, please step forward.
24:40Shea Coulet.
24:42Sasha Velour.
24:45Ladies.
24:47Condragulations.
24:48You're both the winners of this week's challenge.
24:50It feels great to win with Sasha, because I really feel myself developing a friendship with her.
24:57You've each won $1,000 and a year's supply of burgers from Hamburger Mary's, where you can eat, drink, and
25:05be merry.
25:06Merry.
25:08Team Good Morning Bitches.
25:11You're all safe.
25:15You may leave the stage.
25:21That means, team not on today, you're all up for elimination.
25:28It's time for the judges' critiques, starting with Trinity Taylor.
25:32I think you look stunning.
25:34I'm incredibly jealous of your ass.
25:36But your performance in the challenge, it seemed very uptight, very mean, and I don't think anybody wants to watch
25:43anybody bitchy and mean in the morning.
25:44The storyline that we went with, she slept with my husband, and so there was all this underlining despise.
25:51On a morning show, it has to be a little bit more lighthearted.
25:54If I were flipping the channels, I would keep flipping.
25:58Peppermint.
25:59Your makeup does look gorgeous.
26:00I do, however, hate the outfit.
26:03I think that you could have put a lot more effort into it.
26:06I think it's a little short, so when you turn around, like, we're seeing stuff.
26:09Though you fumbled the ball a few times.
26:12I'd rest in two biscuits.
26:13I thought your character was fun-loving.
26:15I don't know whose job it was to, I guess, excuse me from the table so that as the guest,
26:20I knew that I could leave.
26:22I don't know who dropped the ball on that.
26:24Can I take responsibility for that?
26:25That I was a little confused at the end.
26:27Okay.
26:27I'll take responsibility for it, too.
26:29I'm sorry.
26:29I don't want you to think that you were, like, an afterthought.
26:32No, no, no.
26:33Not at all.
26:33But you could get some real bitches, so I wouldn't take it personal, so.
26:38Dame Charlie Hides.
26:40I love the look tonight.
26:41I was worried you're going to fall over.
26:42Those are some high heels.
26:43They are very high.
26:44Very high.
26:44But what I noticed about your performance is that you are a control freak.
26:49You were so married to those cards.
26:51Cynthia didn't even finish her line, and you're already, like, look, look, look.
26:54And when you were interviewing Naya, when you ask somebody a question, you need to let them answer it.
27:01It felt like you were stepping on her lines, and the timing was off.
27:07Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
27:09To me, this does not read as nighty, but what I loved about you in the challenge was that even
27:13when Charlie was trying to direct you in her controlling way, you were funny, and you messed the words up.
27:20You were intolerant lactose.
27:22You are a star.
27:23I really think that you've, like, come into your own really well done.
27:27Eureka!
27:27Again, this doesn't read nighty to me.
27:30This reads dominatrix.
27:31It's so funny how this end is really nighty, and that end is just whores.
27:35Well, surprise, surprise.
27:36I disagree with Michelle.
27:37You're clearly going to bed.
27:38You're just doing different things on that side of the runway.
27:41You two were my favorite to watch.
27:42Chemistry is not something you can buy.
27:44That's why this one has me around still.
27:47Up next, Nina Bonina Brown, Rodham Clinton.
27:56I'm going to probably be, like, the crybaby of this season.
28:01You okay, mama?
28:03I'm sorry.
28:03I'm just so grateful to be here.
28:06I'm happy.
28:07Well, Nina, if those are tears of joy, I hate to see you when you're upset.
28:13We love you, girl.
28:15Let's go to the critiques.
28:16Again, it doesn't scream nighty to me.
28:18It screams street-walking whore.
28:19And I love it!
28:22In the talk show, you were serving me the Lady Chablis realness.
28:25The paints on spit girl was just, like, the cherry on top.
28:28But you're going to need a thicker skin to get through this competition.
28:31I so appreciate what this means to you.
28:34I just want you to be ready for how tough this is going to get.
28:39You all worked so hard on this challenge, but I have to ask one question.
28:45Who deserves to go home tonight, and why?
28:49Trinity Taylor.
28:50Just from your critique, that would be Charlie.
28:53Peppermint, same question.
28:54Based on the critiques.
28:55Charlie.
28:56Charlie Hyde.
28:58Peppermint's look is a bit more basic.
29:00So, Peppermint.
29:01Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
29:03Because I believe she's a strong competition for me, and her total look, Peppermint.
29:09All right, Eureka, you're up.
29:11I would say Trinity.
29:12I feel like the ending wrap-up might have been a little more controlled if we worked as
29:17a group.
29:18And I also felt like she was focused on herself and not really so much of everyone else.
29:23I call shade.
29:24I take responsibility for the things that I did wrong, and if that's the reason why
29:29I should go home, then I understand.
29:30But don't tell me that I didn't do my job as a leader, because I did.
29:33And I included everybody, including you, Eureka.
29:37Well, I was asked my honest opinion, and that's my honest opinion, and I stand beside it.
29:42All right, Nina.
29:43Trinity, because she was a captain.
29:45But she did her job.
29:46It's just that we feel a part of it sometimes.
29:50Thank you, ladies.
29:51Thank you for your honesty.
29:52While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:57All right, well, just between us squirrel friends, what do you think?
30:00Let's start off with Trinity Taylor.
30:02Her morning talk show host.
30:03I just didn't get it.
30:04I think Trinity really tripped up with that gag they were doing, because it didn't allow
30:09her to be her charming self.
30:12Peppermint.
30:13My first thought was that it seemed like a rehearsal.
30:16For me, it was more about her outfit tonight.
30:19The black lace shirt with a pink wrinkled nightie.
30:22It just was a whole bunch of a mess.
30:24But I liked her better of the two in the anchor position.
30:28Charlie Hite.
30:29The walk on the runway tonight, she seemed tired or bored.
30:32She just wasn't shining.
30:33She was my least favorite in the challenge.
30:35My notes next to her name say dead behind the eyes.
30:38Gave up.
30:39I'm just disappointed that a seasoned vet like that doesn't understand how TV works.
30:44She didn't allow the moment to happen.
30:45In fact, it almost impeded on Cynthia Lee's performance.
30:49Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
30:51She was so fierce tonight.
30:52She was giving like X-Men weird angel devil realness.
30:55Her challenge, she was so much fun.
30:57I couldn't stop watching her.
30:58Dare I say that we are crazy for cuckoo puffs?
31:03Eureka.
31:03I liked her immediately.
31:05She was funny.
31:05She was real.
31:06She was believable.
31:07If I see a poster for Eureka's show, I'm buying a ticket and I'm showing up.
31:10When I find where her show is, do you want to go with me?
31:13Girl, yes.
31:15Nina Bonina Brown, Boyer Chapman.
31:19Walking down the runway, she was incredible.
31:21And in the challenge, she was on fire.
31:23But the vulnerability is so raw, I just worry about her.
31:27This industry can be quite challenging and you can't show up to work crying every day.
31:31All right.
31:32Silence.
31:33I've made my decision.
31:35Bring back my girls.
31:41I got that from the Glee show.
31:49Welcome back, ladies.
31:51I've made some decisions.
31:54Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
31:56You're safe.
32:00Trinity Taylor.
32:01As a morning anchor, you nearly sank your team.
32:07I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.
32:10Okay.
32:11Eureka.
32:12Nina Bonina Brown.
32:15You're both safe.
32:17You may join the other girls.
32:24Peppermint.
32:25You're a good sport.
32:26But this week, you fumbled the ball.
32:30Charlie Hides.
32:31You are one fierce queen.
32:33But this week, you put the ain't in entertainment.
32:38I'm sorry, Charlie.
32:39But you are up for elimination.
32:43Peppermint.
32:44You join the other girls.
32:50Two queens stand before me.
32:53Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:02The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
33:10This is my chance to show the other girls that if you go up against me in a lip-sync,
33:14you better bring it.
33:15Because I'm going to send these bitches home.
33:17I want to win.
33:18I don't care if we're friends.
33:20Good luck.
33:21And don't fuck it up.
33:28Lately, I've been stuck imagining what I want to do and what I really think.
33:34Time to blow out.
33:36I've been told you I should do with it.
33:39To keep both my hands above the black light.
33:42Get when the lights out.
33:44Shit.
33:45Oh, yeah.
33:47To me, it's really.
33:49What's in here?
33:51To control the bleed.
33:53Ha, ha, ha.
33:54I, I, I, I wanna go all the way.
33:59Taking on my feet tonight.
34:02I wanna show.
34:04Charlie, let's go.
34:05Whatever I can go down through my mind.
34:10Whoa.
34:12Woo!
34:14Trinity is selling the song.
34:16Charlie, on the other hand.
34:18It looks like she's selling children to get off her lawn.
34:20I'm all the good.
34:22I'm living in my mind.
34:27Whoa.
34:29Charlie, come on!
34:31Come on, Charlie.
34:33Do something, Charlie.
34:35I'm not a lip-sync performer.
34:3699% of the acts in London sing live.
34:39So I just need Ru to say it.
34:41It's actually a way.
34:41Come on, baby!
34:43Come on, baby!
34:44Come on, baby!
34:44Come on, baby!
34:45Come on, baby!
34:45Come on, baby!
34:46Come on, baby!
34:49I'm living in my mind.
34:53Oh, my goodness!
35:02Ladies, I have made my decision.
35:06Trinity Taylor, you went all the way tonight.
35:09Shuntay, you stay.
35:13You may join the other girls.
35:17Dame Charlie Hydes, London, Boston, and now the world, sashay away.
35:24Thank you, Ru.
35:26It's been a pleasure, girls.
35:29I am a control freak.
35:30I make no apologies for that.
35:31And I don't lip sync.
35:33I sing live.
35:34I always said, if I get in the bottom two, I might as well just turn around and walk out
35:37because I don't lip sync.
35:39Older queens, I'm laying down the gauntlet.
35:41Send in your application tape and do better than I did, please.
35:48Condragulations, my queens.
35:50Oh, and remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?
35:56Can I get an amen, baby?
35:57Amen!
35:59All right, now let the music play.
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