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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S09E03
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00:16Oh, James! Oh no, the first lipstick message!
00:21I mean, James was very insecure and she just wasn't sure of herself.
00:25And this is such a high-pressure competition. You have to be sure of yourself.
00:28You know, the second she walked in, I saw the fear in the eyes and I just saw her get
00:31defeated.
00:32I honestly was really surprised I was on the bottom. Like, I was really surprised.
00:38I'm feeling so underdogged because compared to James, I was like a 10 to a 1.
00:46How about you, Miss Winner? How are you feeling?
00:48I think you admittedly have the least amount of experience of all the queens and you slayed.
00:53I'm very grateful, but it's a lot of pressure. So, I'm very focused to deliver to the next level every
01:00single time.
01:01I'm really looking forward to knocking you out of your winner spot, okay?
01:06Yeah, she's one challenge, whatever. Her confidence is definitely ballsy for her only doing drag for 10 months.
01:13Woo!
01:14Is the bride sad to take off her wedding dress?
01:16I really am.
01:17I'm not mad at you for that, I understand.
01:19I've been praying so hard to La Vigencita de Guadalupe and I feel like she's been guiding me through.
01:24It's not fun being the bridesmaid. I want to be the bride. I'm not here to play games. The next
01:30challenge is mine.
01:35The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
01:40and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judges Tajik Hall and Cheyenne Jackson.
01:48The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is the best woman, best woman!
01:56Here we are again. It's today!
02:00This is stupid.
02:03I'm coming off this high of having won. The first queen has gone home and it feels great. It feels
02:09exactly like I thought it would.
02:10Okay guys, after like the gymnastics challenge, what to spend?
02:15I'm still sore from cheerleading.
02:17Girl!
02:18So I'm hoping it's not anything physical.
02:20A knitting challenge.
02:24Girl!
02:25She's all ready to hair hers!
02:28Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!
02:29To become America's next drag superstar, you have to try on a lot of glass slippers.
02:35Kiss a bunch of frogs, but don't be an evil queen.
02:39That role has already been taken.
02:43Mwahahahaha!
02:44Mwahahahaha!
02:46Mwahahahaha!
02:48Mwahahahaha!
02:49Mwahahahaha!
02:49Hello, hello, hello!
02:51Hello!
02:52Hello, hello!
02:53Hello!
02:53Yes, ma'am!
02:54Just a little leopard print.
02:55Now, what do you guys think of the wax figure of me on loan from Madame Tussauds?
03:01Gorgeous.
03:01I pray to her before a challenge.
03:03Really?
03:04Yeah.
03:04Don't you love the way her eyes follow you around the room?
03:09It's almost like there's a hidden camera in there.
03:12Oh my god.
03:13Watching your every move.
03:15Maybe there is.
03:17Oh!
03:19Ladies, don't let this devastatingly beautiful queen cast an evil spell on your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
03:28Because for this week's maxi challenge, you need to create a totally original fairy tale princess.
03:35Oh my god!
03:37I have no problem picturing myself as a princess.
03:41I'm a Japanese girl who likes nice things.
03:43First, you'll come up with a memorable name and a mythology.
03:47Then, you'll need to design a fantasy frock to debut on the main stage.
03:53Hashtag drag princess.
03:55And to help you bring your princess story to life, you'll also be creating a sassy sidekick.
04:03And you'll be playing both parts.
04:07What?
04:09We have to create a little sidekick to have our heads floating by our character.
04:14This is nuts.
04:15Who thinks of this?
04:15So, cinderfellas, feel free to use the magical materials from the fabric planet wall.
04:22Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
04:31How are you feeling about this challenge, girl?
04:34I feel like I have the new age mindset to kind of like make this extremely avant-garde and high
04:40fashion.
04:40So, I feel like I might have this one in the bag.
04:44It's a design challenge and I sew 80%, 95% of everything I wear.
04:50So, I'm known for creating different looks and I feel really confident that this might be my challenge.
04:58What the fuck am I doing?
05:00I do not sew.
05:02I've only made tote bags and pillows.
05:07Are you okay?
05:08I'm gonna just try and make something mermaid-y, something underwater-y.
05:12I'm doing it under the water too.
05:14Are you doing a fish?
05:15I was gonna do a mermaid, but then I was like, there's too many people doing under the water stuff.
05:20Great.
05:21Yeah.
05:22I don't, yeah, I'm terrified.
05:25Ooh, what's this that you got here, Kimura?
05:27I'm gonna be, obviously, Tarzan's other wife.
05:31How are you feeling about going into this challenge?
05:33You were in the bottom two last week.
05:35And then you don't sew.
05:37I know, I don't sew.
05:38I like to pay designers to make my stuff.
05:40I'm your very spoiled drag queen.
05:43Would Kim K's sew her own outfits?
05:46No.
05:47Well, if you pay designers to do your stuff, how much will you pay me to make your challenge?
05:50I mean, I have $400 right now.
05:53I'll see if I have some time.
05:55I don't work in a sweatshop.
05:56That's not what I signed up for.
05:57This is not America's Next Top sweatshop.
06:00Where are you gonna put this?
06:02I just got the wrap for shows.
06:04I don't even really want it.
06:05Can I have it?
06:06Yeah, take it, girl.
06:07I think with this challenge, I'm wanting to show that I'm not afraid to go in a risky direction.
06:12What is all these cockroaches, girl?
06:14It's for my look.
06:15What are you doing?
06:17Like, sewer underground princess.
06:19Like, very grungy and gross, kind of.
06:21Have, like, shit growing off of my face and, like, very sewer rat.
06:27I have never heard of a sewage princess in my entire life.
06:30What kind of princess is that?
06:32Eureka, better watch out because the judges don't play around.
06:36She can go home.
06:37Thank you for the rant.
06:38You're welcome.
06:39Come on, Templeton.
06:41Coming up.
06:42You came very close to winning last week.
06:45Miss Thing, she won.
06:46She better watch out.
06:47Fuck that bitch.
06:55What's the story?
06:56Once upon a time.
06:58It was a beautiful princess.
07:00For this challenge, we have to create a fantasy fairy tale princess and a sassy sidekick.
07:05Oh my god, Trinity, you've never looked more beautiful than you do.
07:09You're such a bitch.
07:10Huh?
07:11So what are you going for?
07:12You're going for, like, sea princess?
07:14My whole Instagram branding is based on the fact that I ride the subway to my gig.
07:19Okay, yes.
07:20So I'm princess subway fish.
07:21Hi.
07:22We were given the brief to come up with a mythological background story for our princesses.
07:27Introducing Princess Corella.
07:31Someday she'll be the most...
07:33What's an adjective?
07:35What is an adjective?
07:38Is it an adjective where you, like...
07:42That's a noun.
07:43It's a word that describes something.
07:45Like, what do you mean?
07:47You're beautiful.
07:47Beautiful is an adjective.
07:48So beautiful is the adjective.
07:49Mm-hmm.
07:50I'm going to put delicious.
07:51Is that an adjective?
07:52Yeah, that's a super adjective.
07:53Come on, English lessons.
07:55Uh, thank God I'm pretty.
07:59Hey, kitty girls!
08:00Hey!
08:02So how are things going in the magic queendom?
08:04Great!
08:05Good!
08:06Hi, pheromone.
08:07Roo!
08:08Roo!
08:10What kind of princess will you be in this challenge?
08:13She's going to be an underwater socialite.
08:15She's going to be, like, on all the underwater tabloids.
08:19Wow.
08:19Okay.
08:20Now, do you sew?
08:22Um, I'm smart in a lot of other ways.
08:24But when it comes to fabrics and needles and stuff, I'm just not as, uh, uh, what's the word?
08:33Proficient.
08:34Proficient.
08:35Yeah.
08:36It's season nine.
08:37How do you walk into the work room without knowing how to sew?
08:41That's just saying.
08:43How will you make sure that you shine through?
08:46Um, I'm just going to be my cute little self and pray to your wax figurine over there that, um,
08:55y'all like it.
08:56Okay.
08:57Can't wait to see her.
08:58Thanks, Farrah.
08:59Thank you so much.
09:00Hmm.
09:02Aja from the BK.
09:04Ah, woo-woo.
09:04Now, you know how to sew, so you got lots of skills.
09:07Yes.
09:08So, tell me about your princess.
09:10Uh, her name is Disasta.
09:12She is a volcanic eruption, basically.
09:14She is kind of inspired by my mom.
09:16She's, like, an angry Puerto Rican woman.
09:17Really?
09:18I have a tattoo of hers right here.
09:19That's your mother?
09:20Yes.
09:20When she got mad, you see the red come up, and her baby hairs just start crumpling up.
09:24It's like an eruption, girl.
09:26Now, how are you going to shine?
09:27I just feel so confident about it.
09:29I'm just, like, I'm going to do this, and it's going to be cute.
09:32You know, I've heard that before.
09:34Well, I can't wait to see Disasta.
09:36I'll let you get to it.
09:40Valentina.
09:41I'm ready for my close-up.
09:42Oh, my goodness.
09:44Can I see your eyes?
09:45Um, well, you see, the thing is, it's my very first time shaving my brow.
09:50And I'm kind of, like, nervous because I don't have my Brooke Shields Blue Lagoon eyebrows.
09:55Oh, oh, my goodness.
09:56Look at there.
09:57Why don't you just shave them all off?
09:58Well, because I want to still have a bit of boy brow to draw.
10:02Uh-huh.
10:02So that I don't look completely crazy.
10:05Why were you looking at me when you said that?
10:08Okay, so I want to hear about your princess.
10:11She's an ice princess.
10:12She comes from planet Azula.
10:15And that's nowhere near Azusa, is it?
10:17Not anywhere near Azusa, California.
10:19Yes.
10:20I have a big imagination, and I'm really excited to get started.
10:23See you out there.
10:24Thanks, Ruth.
10:26Trinity Taylor.
10:28Now, tell me about your princess.
10:29What's her name?
10:30Corella Aquapissi.
10:31She sounds juicy.
10:32And salty.
10:33I kind of like it.
10:34I do, too.
10:36So, tell me about her sidekick.
10:39Well, her sidekick is Stanky the Starfish.
10:41And I was going to go with, you know, a chocolate starfish.
10:44Uh-huh.
10:45But I decided, you know, kids want bright colors, so.
10:48Kids don't know they want a chocolate starfish until they've had a chocolate starfish.
10:52Oh, right.
10:52You know?
10:53I love chocolate starfish.
10:54Are you kidding?
10:54I live for chocolate starfish.
10:56But this is not a chocolate starfish.
10:58What kind of a starfish is this?
10:59Well, he's going to be a country starfish.
11:01Like, from Cracker Barrel?
11:04Now, you came very close to winning last week.
11:07Any bitterness there?
11:08No.
11:09I came close.
11:09But you know what?
11:10I do know that Miss Thing, she won.
11:12Even though she's been doing drag a whole lot less than me, she's younger than me.
11:17Fuck that bitch.
11:19She better watch out.
11:20Okay.
11:21Because Aquapussy is coming.
11:24Well, I can't wait to see Aquapussy out there on that runway.
11:28Me, too.
11:30All right, ladies.
11:32Tomorrow on the main stage, you'll be debuting your fairy tale princesses.
11:36So good luck and don't fuck it up.
11:41I don't want to do this.
11:45I don't know.
11:46This is hard.
11:46I don't know what I'm doing.
11:48I just really want whatever I make to look good enough to be safe.
11:53Because I know I'm not going to pump out an award-winning mermaid gown, honey.
11:56I just don't even know where to begin.
11:59Why don't you find a glue gun in your bra and work on that?
12:02You know, I kind of pictured gluing fabric on a bra being a lot easier.
12:08This is, like, complicated as fuck.
12:10Like, I think I'm going to have to cut a new piece of fabric and put it over this.
12:14No, you're not.
12:15This one won't fit.
12:16I can't get it to fit over.
12:17Look.
12:18It's okay, move.
12:19Sometimes you just got to jump in, girl.
12:21Oh, I love you.
12:22I love Farrah, and she's my bestie, but she literally sounds like a child all the time.
12:28It would make the world of difference if she would just stop bitching and do it.
12:31Just do it, girl.
12:33Don't be afraid of hot glue, bitch.
12:34You're a drag queen.
12:35So what I would suggest you do is, like, glue shit all the way up this one side.
12:39I'm going to give you this base to work with, and then I'm going to let you go shell from
12:42there.
12:43Find, like, your shiny stuff, seashells.
12:46Oh, I broke a piece of this starfish.
12:49Farrah is one of those princesses that whines all the time.
12:53Suck it up.
12:54This is a competition.
12:55We're here to compete for $100,000.
12:58One minute you're in, and the next minute you're gone, honey.
13:01Coming up.
13:02Are you afraid of what America is going to think of your makeup without Facetune?
13:06Nope, because I think I look almost the same.
13:12Awkward silence.
13:20Oh, my God.
13:22Get to work.
13:23Back here again.
13:24Good morning, cuckoo girls.
13:28It's elimination day.
13:29I'm nervous, but I'm also excited about my fairytale princess outfit.
13:34I'm about to give them sewer princess.
13:39So when you say cuckoo, is it like the hole, or is it like the butt?
13:42Because I'm a little confused.
13:44You know, it can be like the butthole.
13:46But let me explain the story real quick.
13:47When I was a child, mom doesn't want us to say bad words at home.
13:51So, one day, I was three years old.
13:54I tried to tell her that I need to go to the bathroom.
13:55Because I need to, from my culo to do cuckoo, she slapped me with a chancleta.
14:01She said like, mira mijo, let me tell you something.
14:03You're not going to say bad words here in this house.
14:05So I was like scared.
14:06I was like, what you do?
14:07I mean, what do you call this in your bag?
14:10So, scared one day after that situation, I said cuckoo mama cuckoo pipi.
14:16Okay.
14:17And since that, I said cuckoo.
14:18So, do I have a big cuckoo too?
14:20Girl, you do.
14:21Well, I have a cuckoo, but you have a cuckoo, girl.
14:24Oh, I feel so good to have these brows back.
14:27I see you have an eyebrow lift.
14:29Just a little.
14:30Are you afraid of what America is going to think of your makeup without Facetune?
14:35Nope, because I think I look almost the same.
14:40Awkward silence.
14:42Everybody can get quiet, but I think I look the same in photos.
14:45Sometimes girls that come up via social media can get a lot of praise for the way they present themselves
14:51online.
14:52You got your filters, you got your Facetune, you got all that.
14:56However, it's how you apply that makeup because sometimes when people see you in person, they can get a little
15:03bit disappointed.
15:07So, Trinity, when you were in Orlando when that situation happened, like, were you freaked out?
15:13I mean, I know you're from there.
15:15You're talking about Pulse?
15:16Yeah.
15:17Um, I actually wasn't in, um, Orlando at that very moment, but I'm a former Miss Pulse.
15:24Oh.
15:25And I entertained there literally the week before on their Latin night, because that happened on their Latin night.
15:31So it's scary to think, like, that literally could have been me.
15:34And so, immediately my thought is...
15:37Call your friends, I'm sure.
15:38Oh my God, who do I know?
15:39Did you lose a lot of people, Trinity?
15:41Well, I didn't know any of the people that actually lost their lives.
15:44I knew several of the entertainers that were trapped in the dressing room that escaped.
15:48A lady that I worked with in my day job, one of her daughters, had just graduated nursing school.
15:55And then her life was taken over.
15:57Oh my God.
15:58Oh my God.
15:58Like, for no reason.
16:00I'm so sorry, girl.
16:03Well, let me tell you a story about the strategy.
16:05I know you know, you probably knew a lot of them.
16:07June 11, I was supposed to perform that night.
16:09But I have to, um, reschedule.
16:11So, Kenya Michaels, that is the cast director that night, she said, like,
16:15It's okay, mija, we can't, like, reschedule you.
16:18And then, like, we were performing in Houston, and we get, like, the text message,
16:22Like, oh my God, we are here on the bathroom, we can't do anything.
16:25Um, there's a guy with a gun, like, shooting everybody.
16:27And I'm like, oh my God, are you serious?
16:31And unfortunately, one of my friends died on that incident, Martin.
16:35And he was like, like, two or three hours before.
16:38Like, Cynthia, you're not here.
16:39You're supposed to have a show.
16:40That's why I came here tonight.
16:42And I'm like, baby, no, no, no, no.
16:44I just rescheduled.
16:46Um, do you want to go home?
16:47And he was like, no, you know what?
16:48I'm going to stay.
16:48I'm going to have a cute time.
16:49I miss you so much.
16:50And he was one of my first dancers, like, ten years ago when I started doing drag.
16:55So, it was a very traumatic situation for everybody.
16:58We never expect that a tragedy like this happen in our community or happen in our clubs
17:02because we thought that we finally built a safe place for our community.
17:06We're not safe completely yet.
17:09And we're not accepted 100% yet.
17:11But we have to continue to live our lives.
17:14We can't be stuck in our houses and afraid to go out and live.
17:19Preach, girl, preach!
17:21What happened in Orlando at Pulse nightclub was a defining and shocking moment for gay people.
17:28And the fact that it was an act of violence against LGBT people of color is not insignificant here.
17:35Family.
17:36Family!
17:37Love you, girls.
17:38Family.
17:38It's so important as queer entertainers to lead the way.
17:41We need to come together and be proudly, visibly queer.
17:45And you know what?
17:46Also, drag is a brilliant place to work through feelings of pain.
17:50Girl, drag is therapy.
17:51It is.
17:52We can't move backwards.
17:53We need to stay strong.
18:17And what?
18:18Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
18:21Look, it's my wicked stepsister, Michelle Visage.
18:25Always the wicked stepsister, never the bride.
18:28Style superstar, Carson Kressley.
18:31Hi-ho!
18:32Hi-ho!
18:33It's off to work with the cue we go.
18:36The prince of YouTube, actor, singer, director, Todrick Hall.
18:41Hi, Ru, you left your glass slipper in my bedroom.
18:44It's a size 12, right?
18:45Exactly.
18:46And the fairest in all the land, Cheyenne Jackson.
18:50Serving you butch queen.
18:51She's been since 75.
18:55So glad you're here.
18:56This week, we challenge our queens to bring their princess fantasies to life.
19:01And tonight, they're bringing it to the ball.
19:04Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
19:08Coming up...
19:09I literally had no clue at all what was going on tonight.
19:22Category is...
19:24First up, Cynthia Lee Fontaine, Princess Kukulina.
19:28Hi, my name is Booty Lee.
19:31I'm here to protect Princess Kukulina from any booty slacks and to show her that she can bring peace, love,
19:40and sex to all the entire units.
19:43My advice is a happy kukulina is the one that it's clean for others.
19:49One in the pink.
19:53Peppermint, Princess Carson O'Genetta.
19:55My name is Petey, the pilot light.
19:59And I'm flaming.
20:01I live to help make her dream of fire unsafety come true.
20:08My advice to her is simple.
20:10Burn, baby, burn.
20:14Oh, it's not just her pussy that's on fire.
20:19Pheromone, Princess Pacifica.
20:21Well, it's the snatch of the day.
20:22My name is Bablina, the blowfish.
20:25I'm Princess Pacifica's royal publicist.
20:28When I first met Princess Pacifica, she was abusing her royal privileges by partying from the Atlantic to the Pacific.
20:34I'm here to protect her from the grueling sharkarazzi and transform her reputation from swampy socialite to responsible princess of
20:42the Pacific.
20:44Charlie Himes, Princess Climaxica.
20:47My name is Isabella Snatchbacker, and I'm Princess Climaxica's lady in Whiting.
20:52I first met Princess Climaxica when she was studying languages at Galaxy University.
20:57Oh, she just loves foreign tongue.
20:59She's a cunning linguist, you know.
21:01I'm here to protect her from bad puns and double entendres.
21:05How am I doing?
21:06Hopper, I hardly know her.
21:09Eureka, Princess Eureka of Daria.
21:12Here comes Princess Eureka of Daria from the sewer kingdom.
21:18I am her faithful servant.
21:21Woof, trade.
21:22The princess was kicked out of Topland.
21:24The army banned her to reign only in the sewers.
21:27I live to help make her dream of being on the top a reality.
21:36Alexis Michelle, Princess Hashtag Subway Fish.
21:40My name is Hashtag Subway Tadpole, Princess Subway Fish's chief swimmer.
21:46We met for the first time when Princess Subway Fish was taking the train to her gig.
21:52Whenever she's bugging, I just tell her, just keep fishing.
21:55Oh, don't be so crabby.
21:57There's a cream for that.
21:59Kamara Black, Princess Banana Lady.
22:02My name is Monkey Monkey, Banana Lady's cute bodyguard from Banana Kingdom.
22:09I am here to protect her from all the big, bad jungle men with small bananas.
22:15I love to help her make her dream of banana digging come true.
22:20She is so rich, she got all the bananas she's ever wanted.
22:25Nina Bonina Brown Pinkett Smith.
22:28Princess Zathina.
22:30My name is Ink.
22:32I knew Princess Zathina back when she was a little hard-headed Martian.
22:36She was always the wild one of the bunch, wanting to be with the human race.
22:41I'm here to teach her to love who she is.
22:44You are from the planet Bad Bitch Uranium, so you have to represent for the bad bitches.
22:50I actually had a bad batch of uranium once.
22:53I sold it to the Russians.
22:54I remember that day.
22:56Sasha Velour, Princess Aglina.
22:58Where are my birds at?
23:00My name is Lump from Self-Doubtia.
23:04I'm Princess Aglina's imaginary friend.
23:08It was I who trapped her in a cage, filling her mind with self-doubt and weakness.
23:15But Princess Aglina wasn't scared of me.
23:18She embraced my darkness and showed me love.
23:22So I opened the cage and I set her free.
23:25Shea Coulee, Princess Aquaria.
23:29My name is Moon Pearl, Princess Aquaria's ice fairy from Uranus.
23:36Princess Aquaria was born in the battle for love and freedom when her star mother fused with the queen, Moon
23:43Diamond.
23:44Whenever she's feeling lost, I remind her that her guy...
23:50She'll be the most sickening princess in the universe.
23:54Why don't you come up and seaweed me sometime?
23:58No, no.
23:59Valentina, Princess Vera.
24:01Where is Vera's wang?
24:03My name is Niddy, Princess Vera's shady godmother.
24:08I live to help make her dream of freezing over the universe, be a shade come true.
24:14My advice is simple.
24:16Hate everyone.
24:18Someday, she'll be the shadiest, most evilest queen of all and live hatefully ever after.
24:27Aja, Princess Disasta.
24:30I almost wore that same outfit today, so...
24:32Did you?
24:32My name is Da Sister, and I am Princess Disasta's smoke cloud.
24:39I live to make her dreams come true of coal mining and becoming a gold digger.
24:47Someday, she'll be the most ashy princess, and she'll live flamingly ever after.
24:53Aren't you glad you got fire insurance?
24:57Trinity Taylor, Princess Aquapussy.
25:00Oh, surf and turf.
25:03My name is Stanky the Starfish, the royal redneck counselor.
25:08We first met when the princess was in the water lamb clinic, getting her itch cream.
25:14It was for her outbreak, clamidia.
25:17I hope that someday she can find the cure for this, WTD.
25:22That stands for water transmitted disease.
25:26Ooh, pass the tartar sauce.
25:30Coming up...
25:31I'm no seamstress, but that looks like a piece of fabric around your waist.
25:34Your sidekick had no personality.
25:36Fucking go for it.
25:43Welcome, ladies.
25:45When I call your name, please step forward.
25:49Cynthia Lee Fontaine.
25:51Charlie Hydes.
25:53Eureka.
25:55Alexis Michelle.
25:57Sasha Velour.
25:59Nina Bonina Brown.
26:02Shea Coulee.
26:05Ladies, you're safe.
26:08You may leave the stage.
26:13Ladies, you represent this week's Beauties and the Beasts.
26:17Oh.
26:18Let's hear from the judges.
26:20Starting with Peppermint.
26:22I just like the way you've created this kind of fire idea.
26:25I think the details on the dress are impressive.
26:27I loved Petey the Pilot Life.
26:29When I was a teenager, I was cooking at home alone, and the entire kitchen caught on fire.
26:35And I've been deathly afraid of fire since.
26:37So I said, let me do something that's going to tackle my fear.
26:40Only you can prevent grease fires.
26:44Next up, Pheromone.
26:46Every year, Ru and Michelle tell people you cannot come out here with a piece of fabric wrapped around your
26:50waist.
26:51And I'm no seamstress, but that looks like a piece of fabric wrapped around your waist.
26:55The sidekick, the eye makeup thing, was distracting.
26:58Because to me, it looked like you were reading a script that was maybe down in your hands.
27:02I was.
27:03Oh, see?
27:04I was just kind of let down with the character.
27:06Like, this is your chance, so fucking go for it.
27:10Up next, Kimora Black.
27:12Hello.
27:13You didn't really sell me on what your princess is.
27:16For me, that was a little lacking.
27:18And then your sidekick was robotic and really had no personality.
27:22You seemed like you just couldn't wait for it to get over.
27:25For so long, I've been hiding behind a breastplate and padding.
27:28I'm pretty known for my butt, and I've been padding for so long, I'm kind of uncomfortable again.
27:34And it's been hard.
27:37Thank you, Kimora Black.
27:40Up next, Valentina.
27:42I wrote down Linda Evangelista.
27:44The smoky eye and the nude lip.
27:45I like it.
27:48This outfit is really gorgeous.
27:50And your sidekick, I love that it was about shade and ice.
27:54Because oftentimes, evil people come in beautiful packages, as we see every day.
28:00Thank you, Valentina.
28:02Gracias.
28:02Next up, Aja.
28:04I literally had no clue at all what was going on tonight.
28:09With your story as your princess.
28:12She's a volcano.
28:13She's from Brooklyn.
28:14She's from Bedside.
28:15She's Banshee.
28:16She's just going to the club to go hang out with her little clouds and stuff.
28:19Did anybody get that?
28:20No.
28:21I think that even if you wanted to be Banshee, there was a way to do it and have it
28:25just
28:25be slightly more polished.
28:27I also think that your makeup is very dark.
28:30Yeah.
28:31We can't really see your eyes.
28:32And it's been kind of dark, this whole journey.
28:36Up next, Trinity Taylor.
28:38Princess Aquapussy.
28:40When I first heard your name, I just kept thinking of James Bond, like Princess Aquapussy.
28:46You know, I love this look.
28:48I thought that from a fashion standpoint, I think this is really fun.
28:50And then you showed us your starfish.
28:52For each screen.
28:53You come across to me as a pageant girl, so seeing you do something like Stanky is just
28:57going to bode really well for you.
28:59Keeping with that comedy is a good road for you to go down.
29:03Thank you, my pretties.
29:05I think we've heard enough.
29:06While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:11All right, now, just between us wicked stepmothers, what do you think?
29:16Starting with Peppermint.
29:17Peppermint made me very, very happy tonight.
29:20The minute she stepped on stage, you knew what she was selling.
29:22I love when someone takes an inanimate object and makes a character out of it.
29:25She used something that wasn't a really good memory and turned it into a plus.
29:30I thought that was very smart.
29:31Farrah Moan.
29:32Obviously, she's gorgeous, but there was no presence.
29:35It was just a huge, giant mess.
29:37Her blowfish, it was a great idea, but I left a little unsatisfied.
29:42It's just that closed eye thing didn't work.
29:44I was more distracted by it than I was entertained.
30:15I have a secret to tell you.
30:16No, but I think we can make arrangements.
30:20Valentina.
30:20Three for three.
30:22Each episode, you look at her, and we've gotten to this point where we can't wait to see what she
30:25looks like because she's so friggin' beautiful, we all just want to go up and lick her face.
30:28Both of her characters were stunning as far as presentation.
30:32And I have to say, I was always surprised with her comedy.
30:34I thought she really went there.
30:35Aja.
30:37Aja definitely chose the right name, Princess Disaster.
30:40Because that was an epic proportion earthquake.
30:45I don't understand why the chaps with the volcano.
30:49Well, the costume didn't say volcano.
30:52It said heat miser.
30:56She's charming, but there's a hot lava mess.
31:00Trinity Taylor.
31:01I liked the whole look.
31:02It was very cohesive.
31:03And then Stanky the starfish was a great counterpart.
31:06Clamidia.
31:07It made me so friggin' happy.
31:09I couldn't stop laughing.
31:10And I also feel that she interacted with her character more so than all the other girls.
31:14Really, it can just be summed up by one word.
31:16What's that?
31:17Aqua pushy.
31:19Silence!
31:20I've made my decision.
31:23Bring back my girls.
31:31Welcome back, ladies.
31:33I've made some decisions.
31:37Peppermint.
31:38You're safe.
31:42Kamara Black.
31:43The judges were not a fan-a.
31:46You're a banana.
31:48I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
31:52This is the worst feeling in the world.
31:54It sucks to be here again.
31:57Trinity Taylor.
31:58You wished upon a star, fish.
32:01And your dreams came true.
32:04Condragulations.
32:05You are the winner of this week's challenge.
32:06Yay!
32:07Come on.
32:08You've won a $2,000 gift card from Casper.
32:13You may join the other girls.
32:14Girl, I finally won my first challenge.
32:16I have arrived, and these other girls need to watch out.
32:22Valentina.
32:23Your ice princess was totally hot.
32:27You're safe.
32:30Farrah Moan.
32:32I hate to burst your bublina, but your blowfish, blue.
32:37Aja.
32:37The judges did not lava your princess storyline.
32:42Aja, I'm sorry, my dear, but you're up for elimination.
32:46Oh, my God.
32:48I feel confused.
32:50I definitely think Farrah should be in the bottom two, not me.
32:54Farrah Moan.
32:55You may join the other girls.
32:57Thank you, guys.
33:01Two queens, stand before me.
33:04Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:12The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:20Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
33:36Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
33:39And where are all the gods?
33:41Where's the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds?
33:48Isn't there a white night upon the fire in his feet?
33:53Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I think
33:58I need a hero
34:00I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night
34:04He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be fast
34:07And he's gotta be fresh from the fight
34:10I need a hero
34:13I'm a hero till the morning light
34:15He's gotta be strong and he's gotta be strong
34:19And he's gotta be light and light
34:22I'm where the mountains meet the heavens above
34:25I'm where the lightnings spread the sea
34:28I can swear there is not one somewhere watching me
34:33Through the wind and the chill and the rain
34:36And the storm and the blood
34:39I can feel his approach like a fire in the blood
35:04Ladies, I've made my decision
35:12Aja, shantay you stay
35:16Work girl
35:17You may join the other girls
35:19Thank you so much
35:22You did that bitch
35:23Kamara Black
35:25You bravely bared your soul
35:28And your ass
35:31Stay strong sister
35:32Now
35:35Sashay away
35:36Love you guys
35:38We love you
35:39Come here
35:39Come on
35:40Come on
35:41Come on
35:42Come on
35:42I'm pretty
35:45I'm a little surprised
35:47It's too early for me
35:48The judges hated my monkey
35:50I hated that monkey too
35:51I think what I would do differently
35:53Is to research on how to be a monkey
35:55Because that is something that I would never think I would do in my entire life
35:59But I did my best
36:01And I look gorgeous
36:03And now I'm going to be known as one of the pretty ones
36:09Condragulations my queens
36:10Now remember
36:11If you can't love yourself
36:13How in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
36:16Can I get an amen up in here?
36:17Amen
36:18Alright now let the music play
36:20Now let the music play
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