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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S08E04
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00:20I'll see you next time.
00:30Cynthia's so lovable, but girl, that may have been the worst outfit in Drag Race history.
00:36Alyssa, you're safe.
00:37The jogging shorts she had on, red stockings, going out looking like Sofia Vergara's less fortunate cousin, the one she
00:44don't send money to.
00:45I think it was legendary that you freaking did out your lip sync for your life with skate.
00:49Bitch, you killed that shit.
00:51Actually, I'm feeling shaken in this competition right now.
00:54The thing that I know I can do, acting, I fail at?
00:58I'm feeling really disappointed in myself.
01:00I think I got good critiques, like we're seeing something different, but then I got told from Michelle that I
01:04don't really have a soul.
01:06Michelle said you don't have soul.
01:07She didn't say you don't have a soul.
01:10Then I'll just start twerking.
01:12Come on, Barry Booty Challenge.
01:14Is that my soul?
01:15Come on, Barry Booty.
01:16They don't want you to be...
01:17Girl, she ain't getting it.
01:19Betty has soul.
01:21This is Betty's character that she created.
01:23You don't realize this is Betty doesn't have a character.
01:24This is just Betty.
01:25Yeah, you really need to find who you are.
01:27That's not Britney Spears.
01:29I still don't get a sense of who Derek Barry is as a drag queen, aside from the fact that
01:33he does Britney impersonation.
01:35He needs to find ways to take his drag much further.
01:39That could be a big problem for Derek as we move forward.
01:41We're moving forward, honey.
01:42The train's pulling out of the station.
01:45Oops, I did it again.
01:49The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills cosmetics
01:55and a cash prize of $100,000
01:57with extra special guest judges Lucian Piani and Blondie, Chris Dine and Debbie Harry.
02:12Hey, everyone.
02:14Welcome to the room first, first.
02:16First, first, first, first, first, first, first.
02:19Walk to the room first, first.
02:20Click!
02:24She's not ready to head hers.
02:26Hey, rock lobsters.
02:28One way or another, you've got to rock the cash bar.
02:32And when the tide is high, girl, I know what boys like.
02:35Boys like me.
02:39What?
02:41Hello, hello, hello.
02:44Now, long before I became supermodel of the world,
02:47I was in a punk rock band called Wee Wee Pole.
02:51I was inspired by bands like the B-52s,
02:55Wendy O. Williams,
02:56and my all-time favorite,
02:59Blondie.
03:00Yes!
03:00Yes!
03:01Now, for this week's Maxi Challenge,
03:03you're going to form your own new wave band.
03:08Hashtag new wave queen.
03:10Hey!
03:12Oh.
03:12Working in teams of three,
03:13you'll be writing lyrics to original retro tracks.
03:17You need to create a unique style
03:18using clothes, shoes, and accessories
03:21provided by out-of-the-closet thrift stores.
03:24And tomorrow, in front of an audience of groupies,
03:27you'll be performing live.
03:30Now, I'm going to let you all form your own bands.
03:35Anarchy!
03:37I love these bitches.
03:39This is our team.
03:40Team Best Friend Race.
03:41You want to do New York?
03:43Oh.
03:45Team New York.
03:47I'll see.
03:49That's our team.
03:50It just seems like leftovers.
03:51It's just formed together.
03:53Now, there are three different tracks.
03:56Punk, synth, and party.
03:58And I'll let you guys figure out who gets what.
04:01And on the runway, the category is...
04:04Neon Realness.
04:05Yes!
04:06Gentlemen, start your engines.
04:08And may the best woman...
04:10RIDE!
04:13All right, let's make a case.
04:14We want punk.
04:15Kim, Robbie, and I choose punk
04:17because we don't want to give the judges
04:19something they've seen before.
04:20We want to really rough it up.
04:21We want party.
04:22We also want party.
04:23We also want party.
04:25Okay, let's everyone in the group
04:26individually say what you want.
04:27I definitely, definitely want party.
04:29Party.
04:30Party.
04:30Party.
04:30And what do you guys want in your group?
04:31Party.
04:32I want party.
04:33Synth.
04:36Because it has soul, it has rhythm.
04:38See, and I felt like that about this.
04:42Now, we'll say this group is unanimous on party
04:45and you guys are not unanimous on party.
04:48There's like this turmoil between Chi-Chi and his group.
04:51So we kind of like pit them against each other.
04:53I just don't want you guys to fight.
04:55I don't want Chi-Chi to be upset.
04:56I genuinely don't think that your group
04:58would be as strong as this
04:58because you were like,
04:59I want Synth.
05:00You got to turn them against themselves.
05:06Let's get some water.
05:07So what are you guys thinking?
05:08We're going to go with Synth
05:09and you guys go apart.
05:10All right.
05:11Thank you so much.
05:12Derek and I, being team players,
05:14decide we're going to go with Synth.
05:16Let's make it work.
05:17Girl, we are arts.
05:18That's fine.
05:19You can be arts.
05:20Arts, art, art, art, art, art, art, art.
05:22Sh-kak, kak, boom.
05:23Oh, sh-kak, sh-kak, kak, kak, art.
05:25Did somebody mention art?
05:27I hope that's not their song.
05:29If that's their song, that sucks.
05:32I got an idea.
05:33What we do is we incorporate shapes.
05:35I'm circle.
05:36Your triangle.
05:38And you're square.
05:39That's cool.
05:40We can even beat the shapes.
05:42I think our costumes should be that shape.
05:45You know what I mean?
05:46Like cardboard cutout geometric shapes.
05:49Yeah, no.
05:51We should just be like,
05:52this is our head, this is our hands.
05:53I don't want to come out in a box.
05:55I'm not surprised Chi-Chi came up with this concept.
05:57This is like a girl that shops at Michael's
05:59for every outfit that she owns.
06:01I just thought we'd come on stage
06:02dressed like a square, a circle, and a triangle.
06:05To me, that would be more visually appealing.
06:07No.
06:08Nation's already gone home once.
06:10Derek just got clocked by the judges.
06:12And I sure in the hell don't want Michelle
06:14calling me basic again.
06:15We all need to step our game up.
06:17I don't want to help you guys,
06:18but the genre in which you guys are doing of synth
06:20is all about geometrical shapes, oddness.
06:23Klaus Nomi was like, he was a walking triangle.
06:26But I mean, we can be fashionistas, that's fine.
06:28If you could show me something
06:30that's not a cardboard box on my body,
06:33then I want to see it.
06:34I'm with Chi-Chi.
06:35Acid Betty, seriously, shut the fuck up.
06:39And you're the oldest one in the bunch.
06:41You should know better.
06:43Thanks, Betty.
06:45Coming up.
06:46Thorgy, is that not funny?
06:48No.
06:49Thorgy is driving me crazy.
06:52Did you not see yourself all over the song?
06:55Cut.
07:01We have to make this funny.
07:03Right, absolutely.
07:04This week's maxi challenge is to form new wave bands.
07:08We have to write lyrics and perform our track live.
07:11What if we just wrote something like,
07:12just completely like off the cuff?
07:14Like, I don't know, chicken wings.
07:16Yeah, it could be like our thing.
07:17That could be cute.
07:18The other team, like, I don't.
07:19Kimchi and Robby as punk.
07:21When I look at Kim Chi, Robby and Naomi,
07:24I sure as hell don't see no punk.
07:26And then chicken wing.
07:28Maybe our song is, like, something hot and spicy.
07:31Like a sausage.
07:32Louisiana's finest.
07:33Barbecue.
07:34You're a punk group,
07:35and you're going to scream about chicken wings and dipping sauces.
07:38Let's go with chicken wings.
07:41Nothing about this is finger-licking good.
07:43That group is going to lose.
07:44Like a Stepford wife, you're fantasy.
07:48They're wanting to say, I'm not a Stepford wife.
07:50Oh, that's good.
07:52I'm, like, really excited about this.
07:53Well, Chi-Chi will help us solve this up, too.
07:55Yeah.
07:56I feel like Chi-Chi doesn't really want to be in our group.
07:59His energy is really off.
08:01I know y'all want to work together, but...
08:03I have, like, no look for neon couture,
08:05so could I, like, go over and cut out something real quick?
08:07Oh, Lord.
08:11She wore her neon last week.
08:13Serious.
08:15Well, that sucks.
08:17You can be swearing down, just don't be a nun.
08:21Chi-Chi, how did that sound?
08:23Chi-Chi, were you listening or no?
08:25It was good.
08:26Yeah, I think that's cool.
08:27And if he doesn't like it, he can change it.
08:29Girl, it's a group challenge.
08:32Engage.
08:33Because that's what you do when you're on a team.
08:36Where did Chi-Chi go?
08:41So, I'm working on my runway outfit because these bitches have fabulous costumes,
08:46and I'm going to walk out in a neon bathing suit.
08:49Fuck, if it seems like I'm a little worried, I am.
08:52That's why I'm quiet.
08:53I'm distancing myself from the girls.
08:56But you know what?
08:57I'm going to work this shit out.
08:58Peace.
09:00All right, let's keep writing.
09:03How about the first line is, what's that smell?
09:05Mmm, love it.
09:07Because we're singing about street meat.
09:09It's quicker.
09:09You like to explain it.
09:11When we go yes, you don't have to convince us.
09:14We just laugh because you're like this.
09:17Yeah, and you go, it's so much simpler, and I thought about it,
09:18and you go like this, and there's a four count,
09:20and a four count is so much better than a three count.
09:22You're not the most time efficient.
09:23I'm very detail-oriented and neurotic.
09:25My process is like, I sit there and examine every little tiny thing,
09:29tear it all apart, and put it back together.
09:31This is where the big black beans can come in.
09:34You know what I mean?
09:35No.
09:35George, is that not funny?
09:36Come on, that is...
09:37No, I don't think it's funny.
09:38What?
09:39Ugh.
09:40What sets me off is this sound.
09:42Ugh.
09:43Ugh.
09:45Ugh.
09:46Ugh.
09:47Oh, my God.
09:49You got to stop with the ugh.
09:51I really don't mean it that way.
09:52I have an ear for music, rhythm, and beats.
09:55I'm a professionally trained violinist, violist, and cellist,
09:57so I have a very critical ear.
10:00Don't argue with me.
10:01I just wish you would trust me when I say a suggestion.
10:03Did you not see yourself all over the song?
10:06All right.
10:06Now I know that I can't even speak without being attacked.
10:09Thorgy is driving me crazy.
10:13She's not contributing as much as she's negating.
10:16I'm actually holding back, like, 94% of, like, what I actually want to say.
10:20Thorgy, I really love this drapey fabric on you.
10:23Thank you so much.
10:25Oh, and then, so other groups trying to sneak in and break down our defenses.
10:28Is it an actual cardigan?
10:30Just a simple scoff.
10:31Thorgy, you are so easily distracted.
10:32Oh, my God.
10:33They're looking for the easiest chink in our armor, and it's Thorgy.
10:37Thorgy.
10:39Hi.
10:40Hey.
10:40They keep changing my lyrics.
10:42My lyrics are so good, and they're like, let's change it to this, which is, like, idiot.
10:45Thorgy, stop talking to them.
10:47Jesus.
10:50I'm just over it.
10:51Who's team are you on?
10:52Like, are you working with the chicken wings or whatever their fucking names are?
10:55You guys are so fun.
10:56Like, that's hilarious.
10:58Team New York is in a small little boat, and it's got a hole, and it's sinking.
11:02I really think you're trying to, like, destroy the process almost.
11:04Now you're being dramatic, Bob.
11:06Yes, thank you.
11:07He's being so dramatic.
11:09I didn't know I was with two cuckoo birds.
11:11Those bitches are going down.
11:15Coming up.
11:16Right now, it's just reading.
11:17It's, like, cheesy.
11:18I just don't know what you're saying.
11:19You don't understand what I'm saying?
11:20No.
11:21I think I may have just, like, cost us this challenge.
11:31Hi.
11:32Hi, ladies.
11:33Ru hooked us up with a Lucian rehearsal for this challenge, and my team is up first.
11:38Let's go ahead and see what you've put together so far.
11:40There's a lot of pressure on me for this challenge because the judges weren't crazy about my performance last week,
11:45and I feel like this character is going to show them that I do have soul.
11:49Here we go.
11:50Cue music.
11:50We are the girls.
11:52She on the tree.
11:53I'm not a step, but why I find your fantasy?
11:57Oh.
11:59Derek.
12:02Just stop.
12:04That's good, but I feel like it might be fun for you guys to maybe talk sing some of it
12:09because you're not, like, incredible vocalists.
12:13Okay, let's try that.
12:14Cue track.
12:15We are the girls of geometry.
12:18Shapes and sizes is what we bring.
12:21Stop, stop for a second.
12:22You're still singing.
12:23Oh.
12:24And we were just talking about talking instead.
12:26It's, we are the girls of geometry.
12:29Yeah, more like a rap.
12:31Derek, you?
12:32I would rather sing.
12:33I want to be a pop star of drag.
12:35And I feel like now that I'm given the singing challenge, this is my time to put everything out there.
12:41Okay, so let's try it one more time.
12:42Really want me, it's a thing to sing.
12:45Big table girls of the world.
12:48Yeah, you're getting what I'm saying.
12:50That's awesome.
12:50It's my advice that you two listen to Chi Chi.
12:53She really gets what I'm saying in terms of the arrangement.
12:55I really appreciate that you, like, already in one take, did kind of what I was saying.
12:59So, really cool.
13:02Ugh.
13:06Hey, Bone Collectors, we're Let's Chicken Wing.
13:08And we got Bone to pick with you.
13:10Think you're hot, but you're not.
13:12Think you're turnt, you're just burnt.
13:15All right.
13:16The biggest thing is to figure out that punk attitude.
13:19Yeah.
13:19So when you perform this, it's going to have to be times 10 of what you're doing right now.
13:23So, I want to hear a little anger.
13:26I'm going to have each of you give me, like, a loud, primal scream.
13:31Oh, boy.
13:31Naomi, you first.
13:33Okay.
13:34Ah!
13:35You're smiling.
13:36You're so happy.
13:37Come on, anger.
13:38Kim Chi.
13:39Ah!
13:40Robbie.
13:41Ah!
13:43Somebody just snatched your wig, tripped you, and stole all your heels.
13:47Ah!
13:49It still feels like you're scared to, like, let it out.
13:52So we're trying to be punk and angsty, but it was not working.
13:57And I'm feeling the pressure.
13:59I have been on the bottom of the game, so I need this win more than anybody else in this
14:05competition.
14:07Hello.
14:08How are you feeling song-wise, lyrics and everything?
14:11I love it anyway.
14:15It's good.
14:16It's good.
14:16What's wrong?
14:18We love it.
14:19So, wait, you're not all on the same page with this.
14:21We are on the same page.
14:22We are, we are, we are.
14:23But Thorgy just talks like that.
14:24That's how she talks.
14:25Literally nitpicking.
14:25But we have a final pride that we're all happy with.
14:27We're good.
14:28Churl.
14:29I'm just over it.
14:30I can't argue with Thorgy anymore.
14:31I really am happy.
14:33All right.
14:34Here we go.
14:35Cue track.
14:36What's that smell?
14:38We got something to sell.
14:40It's called street meat.
14:42You shop around, otherwise it can't be me.
14:45The only thing I would say is that it was very character-y and almost theatrical instead
14:49of cool 80s new wave vibe.
14:53All right.
14:53Cue music.
14:54It's called street meat.
14:55Woo.
14:56I'm no need to yell.
14:58All right.
14:58All right.
14:58Stop.
14:59Stop.
14:59Stop.
14:59So this is what I'm talking about.
15:01You're saying it exactly the way you'd say it in a musical.
15:03What's that smell?
15:05That sort of doesn't have the cool B-52s vibe.
15:08Right now it's just reading as like cheesy and you're just like, ugh.
15:11I think the B-52s are kind of cheesy.
15:13The B-52s are just one example of a party band.
15:17I'm just trying to direct you to be more cool because that's what this arrow is about.
15:21That's how they sound to me.
15:22What do you mean by more cool?
15:24I don't get that feel from our track.
15:26Am I alone in this?
15:27Really?
15:28No one?
15:28Girl, you got to listen.
15:30Open the ears.
15:30Close the mouth.
15:31He's telling us to lay back.
15:33Stop.
15:33Be so.
15:34Hey, yeah.
15:35Woo, yeah.
15:36I just don't know what you're saying, Lucian, baby.
15:39I just don't.
15:40You don't understand what I'm saying?
15:41No.
15:41It's just about creating your own style.
15:43Like, even someone like Lorde.
15:46I hate her.
15:47I can't with her.
15:48Okay, well.
15:51I'm just telling you, she has her style.
15:53When you think Lorde, I think like apathetic teenager.
15:56Ooh.
15:57I'm just trying to help you.
15:59I guess so.
15:59I'll be Lorde.
16:00It's very surprising that any queen would come for me, because I'm going to be judging
16:05these bitches.
16:06I'm not saying to be Lorde.
16:08I'm not saying to be the B-52s.
16:10It can be some other sort of melody that is your thing.
16:13It's like, you're not B-52s, but how would B-52s say it is what it sounds like to me.
16:16Oh my God.
16:17You are embarrassing us in front of a judge.
16:20If we're in the bottom, Bob is going home, not me.
16:23I know I shouldn't be arguing with Lucian.
16:24I know I shouldn't be.
16:25But I'm already in argument mode, because Dorgie has got me at the very edge of the cliff.
16:29Lucian's just an innocent bystander.
16:31I think I may have just, like, cost us this challenge.
16:38Drog is not a cheap professor.
16:40It's really not.
16:41We all have to do what we got to do for our coin.
16:43I know.
16:43You got to do what you got to do to live.
16:45Do you have enough to, like, live off of?
16:46We were always fortunate kids, but we didn't have a lot of money growing up.
16:50So when I got out of high school, I started getting all these loans and just started trying
16:55to find money.
16:56And now I'm going through bankruptcy.
17:00Wow.
17:01How much is your debt?
17:02It's, like, in the tens of thousands.
17:04I work two jobs washing cars and checking out people's groceries.
17:09Being broke is a hurting feeling.
17:11People say they don't have a dime to their name, but when you literally don't have a dime,
17:16you're taking all your shit to the coin store just to get $5.
17:21Like, I don't think these girls understand that.
17:24Not having the money to buy fabric and all that kind of stuff, I just use what I got.
17:28And that's where I find myself saying, oh, I'm here for the $100,000.
17:32You know what I mean?
17:33Yeah.
17:33When I want to be here for the experience, but in the back of my mind, I just feel like
17:37I need money.
17:38And it's not all about money all the time.
17:41That's exactly why the stakes in this competition is so high to me.
17:45It's not an option for me to fail.
17:48I'm going to put my hair up and do my makeup, like, immediately.
17:51Yeah, I am too.
17:51I'm always, like, the last person running around with my head cut off.
17:54And yet, you still win.
17:56Every time.
17:56I've never won.
17:58Frida Kahlo got a special mention.
17:59Yeah, a special mention.
18:00That was winning.
18:01Then I was good at the dance challenge, but didn't win, but I was top.
18:03And then we did the acting challenge, and I was like, they were like, yeah, you're really
18:06good, but I feel like I'm the Susan Lucci.
18:08Come on, Susan.
18:08I'm the Susan Lucci of the season.
18:10I nailed the Empire acting challenge, and I was safe.
18:13Bob wore literally a $20 Halloween costume that was falling apart, and she won.
18:17And, like, Bob is funny, but so am I.
18:19I'm just not as loud and annoying.
18:21They're like, you were so wonderful, you floored us, and we couldn't stop watching you.
18:24Bob, you win.
18:26It seems like Bob and Thorgy are in a competition of their own, and somebody's feelings are inevitably
18:31going to get hurt.
18:34Coming up.
18:35We are Street Meets.
18:37This is epic.
19:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
19:09Michelle Visage.
19:11Are you ready to get punked?
19:12I am indeed.
19:14And Lucian Piani.
19:15Did my girls rock your world?
19:17They did, Ru.
19:18And the co-founder of Blondie, Chris Stein.
19:21I hear you're a fan of the show.
19:23I watch everything religiously.
19:26And I must be dreaming.
19:28It's the legendary Debbie Harry.
19:30So happy to be here.
19:32I'm always touched by your presence, dear.
19:34This week, we challenged our queens to form new wave groups and perform original songs
19:40in front of a live audience.
19:42Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
19:46Welcome to Sheebie-Jeebies.
19:50Hitting the stage, it's Street Meets.
19:58What's that smell?
20:00We got something to sell.
20:02It's called Street Meets.
20:04No need to yell.
20:06Well, with your wife on vacation, no need for a reservation.
20:12Hey, you're just in luck.
20:14Because we'll quench your thirst and we'll fill you up.
20:17We are Street Meets.
20:20Savory and sweet.
20:22Sold on the street.
20:24Shop around, our persons can't be beat.
20:30When you leave a club, or a New York bar, you got an appetite, and you'll see our rocket
20:39cars, party three or four, or even more.
20:45I like down the lot, preserving big black beans.
20:50We are Street Meets.
20:53Savory and sweet.
20:54Sold on the street.
20:57Shop around, our persons can't be beat.
21:06Ladies and gentlemen, make some noise for Dragometry.
21:19We are the girls of Dragometry.
21:22All shapes and sizes are what we bring.
21:26Rectangle girls of the world.
21:29I'm every girl in a circle.
21:31I run.
21:32You could be square, hun, but don't be a nod.
21:36We just want to celebrate.
21:39Rectangle girls of the world.
21:42No matter the size.
21:45You may be shaped like a bumblebee.
21:48But your beautiful girl, just love your body.
21:52Rectangle girls of the world.
21:55You want to be seen like a girl on TV.
21:58I'm not a step foot wife.
22:00I'm your fantasy.
22:02Rectangle girls of the world.
22:05We're bronzy girls.
22:06Yeah, we forget your lies.
22:08I'm straight to the point, and I'm sharp as a knife.
22:11Get out of the box.
22:13Don't be so uptight.
22:15Rectangle girls of the world.
22:21Thank you, thank you.
22:23Be different.
22:24Love yourself.
22:26Lick your fingers and put your hands together for Lake Chicken Wing.
22:30Are you guys ready to rock?
22:34Hey, bone collectors.
22:36We're Lake Chicken Wing.
22:37And we've got a bone to pick with you.
22:40That's Honey Dijon.
22:42That's Honey Habanero.
22:43That's Honey Mustard.
22:44I was wanting you to be hot and saucy.
22:49All you ever gave was,
22:51Bitch, you're bossy.
22:54I'm a drag queen, you're a piece of trash.
22:57I don't need you, just leave some cash.
23:00Now get out before your face gets a smash.
23:05I'm Honey Barsham, hot and crispy.
23:10All you ever said,
23:11Why, girl, you're lispy.
23:15You can't say goodbye, leave me to cry.
23:17Suck my bones dry, nibbled on my thighs.
23:20But you're like a lip, but that's all I like.
23:24I was craving you to be sick and meaty.
23:28In the bedroom, you said you're young and needy.
23:30Thought you were it, but you're just eating bad.
23:33Sad, sad, sad, mad, sad.
23:40Fire vinyl in the back.
23:46Coming up.
23:47This thing is mind-blowing.
23:49What concerns me is the attitude a little bit.
23:59Category is Neon Queen Realness.
24:02Derek Barry.
24:04Heart of glass, ass of silicone.
24:05She could swim in that.
24:07Naysha Lopez.
24:08In case you didn't know I was a Lopez.
24:10Now you know.
24:11Uh-huh.
24:11Chi Chi Devane from the Bayou Country.
24:14Whip it good.
24:16Uh.
24:17Kim Chi.
24:18I love cabbage.
24:19Yes, me too.
24:21Robin's Hunter.
24:22I don't know nothing about birthing dope babies.
24:26Naomi Smalls.
24:27Honey, she is serving Billie Jean Queen.
24:29Yum.
24:31Acid Betty.
24:32Nosferatu goes to Fiorucci.
24:33Bring back my gills.
24:36Thorgy Thor.
24:37Thoroughly modern Thorgy.
24:39Yeah, absolutely.
24:40Bob the Drag Queen.
24:41Not to be confused with Bob the Cable Guy.
24:44Bob, how's your head?
24:46No complaints.
24:48Welcome, ladies.
24:49Ladies, I've made some decisions.
24:53Lay chicken wings.
24:54The crowd ate you up.
24:56But one of you was finger-lickin' great.
25:00Robbie Turnter.
25:01Congratulations.
25:02You're the winner of this week's challenge.
25:04Yes.
25:04You'll receive a wig wardrobe from Weaven Steven.
25:08This is, like, so huge to me that you're in the room, Miss Debbie Harry.
25:13Like, I have a poster that was above my bed, and my parents really thought I was straight
25:16for a minute.
25:18You mean I was a beard?
25:21The three of you may leave the stage.
25:27Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
25:30First up, Bob the Drag Queen.
25:32Hi, Bob.
25:33Hi, Alicia.
25:34Can I just say before we get started, yesterday I wasn't the kindest you, and that's not me,
25:38and I apologize.
25:39What was going on?
25:40I wasn't really understanding the references he was giving me.
25:43Then I was like, well, I don't even like that artist.
25:45Who was the artist?
25:45It was Lorde.
25:46Oh, wow, you're in luck.
25:47She's our guest judge next week.
25:51Well, I accept your apology, and today I was impressed, especially with the Black Beans line.
25:57It really highlighted your character.
25:59Great job.
25:59I think ratchet drag is your thing, but I am in love with the way you look tonight.
26:04It's a step in the fashion direction.
26:05Less ratchet, more fashion.
26:06But you have to stay professional at all times, no matter how pissed off you are.
26:11Next up, hey there, Thorgy girl.
26:14I'm not crazy about this look tonight.
26:15This is going on, this is going on, this is going on, this is, there's just so much that
26:18I'm losing you.
26:19But you slayed it in the performance.
26:21You kept drawing my attention.
26:24Next up, acid Betty.
26:26This thing is mind-blowing.
26:28This is epic.
26:29I mean, did you actually make that wig yourself?
26:31I made everything you see but the shoes, yeah.
26:33Wow, very good.
26:35Until you came out in that challenge, I got more Patty Duke than I did acid Betty.
26:39I didn't get why everybody else kind of went crazy new wave and you went 50s.
26:43It made me feel that you weren't in your element for the first time.
26:46Oh, okay.
26:46I totally felt like I was, so that's weird that you felt that way.
26:50Up next, hey Derek.
26:53Your makeup made me so happy.
26:55I did not see a trace of she who shall not be named.
26:58Tonight on the runway, do you look pretty?
27:00Yes.
27:00But I'm still waiting for that breakthrough.
27:02I'm hearing Britney Spears a lot, but when I saw you with the bangs, I thought you could do Debbie.
27:07Maybe you should audition for the movie.
27:09Oh.
27:10Call my agent.
27:11Well, you have a terrific voice.
27:13But you were kind of like disappointing as a performer.
27:16I don't know what's happening in your head because you're not giving us 100%.
27:20All right, next up, Naysha Lopez.
27:23Hi, Ruth.
27:23Tell me about this outfit.
27:24It feels like it's painted on you.
27:26Yeah, it's actually all airbrushed.
27:28And more to the point, your ass is real.
27:30Yes, it's real.
27:31You got it from your mama.
27:32And my daddy.
27:33Does your daddy deal in medical grade silicone?
27:38This is fun.
27:38I think this is something different for you.
27:41Now, the outfit in the group, it was like Dolly Parton, and then the circle that wasn't
27:46really a circle.
27:46In terms of the outfits in your group, were you in charge of that?
27:49It was a group challenge, so we really participated with everything.
27:54Well, Chi-Chi is shaking her head.
27:56You're saying it was not a group effort?
27:57No.
27:58The thing Thorgy had on her head, that's what I wanted to wear as the actual costume.
28:02I see.
28:03I'm not going to be in a cardboard box.
28:04Absolutely not.
28:05Is this the first you all are hearing any dissension from Chi-Chi?
28:09She was just disconnected.
28:10I see.
28:11You know, like, it was like, hey, Chi-Chi, you want to come over here really quick?
28:13You know, we're going to look at some references.
28:14And it's like, all right, whatever.
28:17Well, I was told to step my drag up, and that's what I wanted to do.
28:21So tell me why you're out here in a bathing suit with no corset and a belt.
28:24I don't have the expenses to pay for something like this.
28:28I'm in a bankruptcy.
28:29I just don't have it.
28:29Hold on.
28:30You don't need money, girl.
28:31That's never an excuse.
28:33I know you can turn a show.
28:35What concerns me is the attitude a little bit.
28:38I'm getting the feeling that you have fought very hard to be where you are.
28:41I get it.
28:42But we're lifting you up.
28:44Let us.
28:45Hey, I'm sorry, y'all, that, you know, I just kind of had that.
28:48And I don't want y'all to feel like that, you know, I tried to throw y'all under the
28:52bus or anything.
28:52But what is this bus everybody keeps talking about?
28:55Is the bus still running?
28:58Thank you, ladies.
29:00While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:05All right, now, just between us Sunday girls, what do you think?
29:08Let's start with Bob the Drag Queen.
29:11Bob was giving me a little attitude, but this is a high-pressure competition.
29:16Absolutely.
29:16And I think personality things that they may not even like in themselves sometimes come out.
29:20And Bob did stand out.
29:22Bob has a lot of charisma and seems to know who he is.
29:26Thorgy Thor, she delivered on this challenge.
29:29There's just something so quirky about her.
29:31I agree.
29:31I was totally drawn to her.
29:33Michelle, you had an issue with her outfit.
29:34There was just so much going on.
29:36Did she paint sideburns on?
29:38Down her cheekbones and around her jawline, down her neck and down her arms.
29:42I think her challenge in this competition is to edit it down.
29:46Acid Betty.
29:47You know, I watch the show all the time and I was kind of waiting for this wow moment and
29:50that was Betty's runway.
29:52But her outfit in the performance just was not cohesive for me.
29:56And because of it, she was completely swallowed up by those other two girls.
30:00Derek Barry.
30:01Most frustrating thing for me is how temporary Derek is in performing.
30:05She's so not used to performing something other than Brittany.
30:08But she, you know, really had an outstanding voice.
30:11But it's hard to judge her as her.
30:13Because, Rue, think about Chad Michaels.
30:15Mm-hmm.
30:15She can do tons of other drag than Cher.
30:18Derek has to find a way to break through that mold.
30:21Naysha Lopez.
30:22I kind of lost her in the performance to the other two.
30:25Now, she was eliminated and we brought Naysha back.
30:29She wants to be here so bad, I can tell.
30:31Uh-huh.
30:31She's trying so hard, but I don't know if she is giving us enough.
30:35Chi-Chi Devane.
30:36In the performance, she was the standout for me.
30:39She does have this mysterious magnetic quality.
30:42On the runway, however, there's no excuse for you to come out here being that basic.
30:47No.
30:47I watch the show all the time and you cannot wear the same shoes for the challenge and the runway.
30:54I'm sorry.
30:56That's amazing.
30:58Silence.
30:59I've made my decision.
31:02Bring back my girls.
31:10Welcome back, ladies.
31:11Based on your new wave performances and your main stage presentations, I've made some decisions.
31:19Bob the Drag Queen.
31:22You're safe.
31:25Thorgy Thor.
31:27You're safe.
31:32Acid Betty.
31:34Your runway look was a bright spot.
31:36But in the challenge, you were overshadowed.
31:41You're safe.
31:42Oh.
31:45I'm Jewish, but I'm praying to all the gods, so thank you.
31:49Mishpoka, you may join the other girls.
31:54Derek Barry.
31:56You didn't quite ace your dragometry test.
31:59Nisha Lopez.
32:01In neon, you are radioactive, but your performance was not electrifying.
32:08Gigi Devane.
32:09Your runway outfit didn't dominate.
32:14Derek Barry.
32:18You're safe.
32:23You may join the other girls.
32:26Wow.
32:29Deep breath, deep breath, deep breath, deep breath.
32:31Nisha and Chi Chi, I'm sorry, my dears, but you are both up for elimination.
32:37Seriously?
32:38Again?
32:39What the fuck?
32:40There's just no way that I'm going to go home again.
32:43Two queens stand before me.
32:46Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance of Call Me by Blondie.
32:52Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:00The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:08The only thing that keeps going in my mind is, girl, hustle.
33:11Make it work.
33:12I'm going to lip sync for my fucking life.
33:14Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
33:26Cover me your collar, baby.
33:29Cover me your collar.
33:32Cover me your collar, darling.
33:35I know who you are.
33:38I'm above your collar, child.
33:41I know where you're coming from.
33:44Cover me!
33:46Cover me!
33:47Cover me!
33:48Cover me!
33:48Cover me!
33:49Cover me!
33:50Cover me!
33:50Nisha is flipping out tricks and flips that I had no idea she had.
33:54Chi Chi better beware.
33:55I'm going to lip sync for my fucking life.
33:56Cover me!
33:58Cover me!
33:59Cover me!
33:59Oh my god.
34:01Chi Chi just went in for the kill.
34:04And when I say kill, I mean there was blood everywhere.
34:12Woo!
34:13Woo!
34:17No!
34:19Oh my god!
34:22Cover me!
34:24Cover me!
34:24Cover me!
34:27Cover me!
34:28Cover me!
34:30Cover me!
34:30Cover me!
34:31Cover me!
34:32Cover me!
34:33Cover me!
34:34Cover me!
34:35Cover me!
34:36Cover me!
34:37Cover me!
34:38Cover me!
34:38Cover me!
34:38Oh my god!
34:42Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:49Chi Chi Devane, Chante you stay.
34:53Thank you so much.
34:55You may join the other girls.
35:01Nisha Lopez your beauty and your booty did double duty this season now sashay away
35:17I was giving it a hundred and ten percent and am I a little upset that someone that's giving fifty
35:23percent and not committed at all is still here yeah absolutely I want to tell the girls stop your
35:30fucking complaining get your shit together and don't forget Ru has me on speed dial so you just
35:35never know
35:39Conjagulations ladies and remember if you can't love yourself how in the hell you gonna love somebody
35:45else can I get an amen in here
35:47All right now let the music play
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