00:19welcome to another explosive episode of asterisk the marques podcast where the squared circle
00:25meets the real world and we don't tap out for nobody that's right jack i'm your host
00:29the real marques the six foot hot look problem solvers straight out of north carolina and
00:33tonight we're stepping into the ring with homeowners associations the most tyrannical
00:37clipboard carrying fine happy gang of busybodies this side of the mississippi you know those power
00:43drunk neighborhood dictators who turned your american dream into a monthly subscription to
00:47misery paint your shutters the wrong shade of beige boom violation notice these hoas ain't about
00:53community standards they're about control jack they're the heels of the suburbs the corporate
00:57carrying mafia hiding behind fake covenants and monthly dues they'll tell you what color your
01:02front door can be how many flags you can fly and whether little timmy's basketball hoop is an
01:06isoler meanwhile they're raising your fees and laughing all the way to the bank park your truck
01:10in your own driveway that's a hundred dollar fine brother let your grass grow a millimeter too long
01:14they'll send the yard gestapo faster than a rick flair chop but not on my watch on this episode of
01:20the
01:20mark ash podcast we're body slamming the hoa empire i'm bringing in the heavy hitters real homeowners
01:25who've been suplexed by these tyrants attorneys who know how to reverse their legal figure fours
01:30and straight talk on how to fight back reform the system or flat out escape the trap
01:35so buckle up buttercup turn the volume up loud enough to rattle those hoa busybodies windows this
01:40is the podcast that doesn't play by their rules this is where real americans stand tall flex and say
01:46hell no we're exposing the fines the foreclosures the fascism in the flower beds no sacred cows no pull
01:52punches just pure unfiltered truth like a steel chair to the back you're locked in with asterisk
01:58the mark ash podcast the people's champion of common sense let's get it on so now we close with my
02:04latest song
02:25when you're locked to the sound of a knock got my coffee in hand but it's not a friendly talk
02:30your lawn's too high and your fence is too bright but i'm living my life and i'm feeling all right
02:35you've got your rules but i've got my dreams i'm not just a number i'm bursting at the seams so
02:45take
02:46your regulations and shove them aside i'm dancing to my own beat i'm ready for the ride
02:54homeowner's association kiss my ass i'm living my life i'm breaking the glass you may have your rules
03:05but i live by my own in this little corner i made my home home homeowners association kiss my ass
03:13i'm
03:13hating my world i'm having a blast so keep your complaints i'm not taking the bait i'm living my truth
03:23and it's never too late
03:29got my garden wild and my porch full of flair just say it's a problem but i just don't care
03:34i blast my
03:35music let the neighbors all hear this is my space and i'm living in here you can send your letters
03:41i'll just
03:42laugh and smile i'm not in a box i'm going my own style so take your restrictions and throw them
03:53away
03:53i'm dancing in the sun i'm here to stay home homeowners association kiss my ass i'm living my life
04:04i'm breaking the glass i'm breaking the glass breaking the glass you may have your rules but i live by
04:10my own
04:11in this little corner i made my home home homeowners association kiss my ass i'm putting my
04:18world i'm having a blast so keep your complaints i'm not taking the bait i'm mad by truth and it's
04:28never
04:28too late so here's to the dreamers the ones who stand tall we'll paint our own colors we'll break down
04:38the
04:38wall walls walls walls walls
04:40before life they're in love we'll make our own way
04:44oh beautiful chaos we'll just hear a sad
04:50come home come home homeowners association kiss my ass
05:02In this little corner, I'm dead at my home
05:05Home, home, home
05:06That's association
05:07Here's my anthem
05:09I'm playing my world, I'm having a blast
05:11Here's my anthem
05:12Loud and clear
05:13Home owners are swayed, son
05:15I've got no fear
05:16I'll dance in the radio, sing in the sun
05:19This is my life and I'm having fun
05:26Here's my anthem
05:32Here's my anthem
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