00:08ladies and gentlemen boys and girls and all you pencil-necked geeks tuning in from your mama's
00:14basement this is the one the only mark ash coming at you hot from the greatest wrestling mind on
00:21the planet we're not here for scripts or safe spaces we're here for the real steel the body
00:28slams and the blood on the mat saturday night april 25th at the white house correspondence dinner
00:35that fancy schmancy ballroom full of fake news jabronis and champagne sipping elites the champ
00:43himself president donald j trump is in the building with the beautiful first lady melania by his side
00:50lights are bright the crowds buzzing and then boom chaos erupts holy smokes folks strap yourselves in
01:00because saturday night at the white house correspondence dinner wasn't a comedy roast
01:05it was a straight-up slobber knocker in the squared circle of american politics some deranged mark named
01:12cole tomas allen comes sprinting through security like a rookie jobber on a suicide run shotgun handgun
01:20knives the whole arsenal he's blasting away trying to get to the ring where trump is holding court
01:27secret service hits him like a clothesline from hell trump gets rushed out the ballroom turns into a war
01:35zone plates crashing people diving under tables this wasn't some worked shoot this was a straight-up
01:43assassination attempt the third one on trump in recent years but the champ unscathed tougher than a
01:51two-dollar steak trump stands tall like the ultimate survivor in a royal rumble he's been through the fire
01:58before butler the golf course now this the man's got more lives than a damn cat in a hardcore match
02:05america dodged a bullet literally and the left-wing media they're already spinning it like it was just a
02:13security glitch give me a break this was pure hatred fueled by years of demonization now here's where it
02:21gets personal brother days before this sneak attack that hollywood hack jimmy kimmel
02:27mr late night smirky himself runs his mouth on his little abc sideshow he looks straight into the
02:35camera and says melania trump has the glow of an expectant widow an expectant widow are you kidding
02:44me that's not a joke that's incitement with a punchline that's putting the first lady in a body bag
02:51before the bell even rings trump comes out swinging right after calls for kimmel to be immediately
02:57fired by disney and abc melania is right there with him the trump's are done playing nice with
03:04these clowns who joke about death and then act shocked when the real psychos show up kimmel's
03:10been burying the administration for years with his cheap heat monologues well the heat just got real
03:16jimmy you wanted the spotlight now you're getting suplexed into oblivion kimmel's already out there
03:23doing damage control claiming it was just an age gap joke yeah right tell that to the secret service
03:31agent who took a bullet for the president tell that to every american who watched their leader get
03:37rushed out of a ballroom while bullets flew that wasn't comedy jimmy that was a blueprint here's the
03:43bottom line folks donald trump isn't just surviving he's thriving he's turning every assassination attempt
03:51every media hit job every hollywood smear into rocket fuel for the movement the ratings are through
03:59the roof the country is waking up and the heels are running scared jimmy kimmel should be fired
04:06not because trump said so because the american people are sick of the poison disney and abc need to do
04:13the
04:13right thing and send that jabroni packing before he gets someone else hurt this whole thing is like the
04:19monday night wars all over again establishment elites in their ivory towers cheering the heels
04:25while the real american hero keeps kicking out at two and a half trump's the ultimate baby face who
04:32refuses to stay down the media a bunch of pencil-necked geeks who can't draw a crowd without controversy
04:38and kimmel he's the manager who just got his guy dq'd for low blows folks the wrestling business taught me
04:46one thing talk is cheap but actions echo forever saturday proved the stakes are deadly trump's call
04:54to fire kimmel is an overkill it's justice no more free passes for jokes that plant seeds of violence
05:02this is mean mark ash signing off stay hard stay loyal to the red white and blue and never let
05:09the
05:10jabronis win trump 2028 or whatever he wants the man's the goat
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