00:26What's up, Ash Army?
00:27This is Mean Mark Ash.
00:29Coming at you from the squared circle of truth.
00:32Former pro wrestler, motivational speaker, and the guy who ain't afraid to body slam
00:37some fake-ass Hollywood hypocrisy right here on the Mean Mark Ash podcast.
00:42Today, we're stepping into the ring with the biggest tag team of trash-talking, Trump-hating,
00:48race-baiting phonies on television, the hosts of ABC's The View.
00:52But we're not wasting time on the whole crew.
00:55Nah.
00:56Today, we're putting the boots to the two loudest, most unhinged members of that clown
01:00car, Joy Bahar and Sonny Hostin.
01:03These two have been spewing nonsense longer than I've been pinning opponents in dark matches.
01:08Buckle up, folks.
01:09We're going full heel on these heels.
01:11Let's get it.
01:12First off, let's talk about Joy Bahar, the walking, talking embodiment of angry New York
01:19liberal who hasn't had an original thought since the 90s.
01:22This woman has been on The View longer than some of you have been alive, and every single
01:27day, she finds a new way to prove she's completely detached from reality.
01:31Just a few weeks ago, she's on there talking about Trump's family making money and drops
01:36this gem.
01:36What's pissing me off is that the Trump family has made over $4 billion since he first took
01:42office.
01:43With a B as in bitch.
01:45The audience gasped, then clapped like trained seals.
01:50Really?
01:50That's your big takeaway?
01:52Not policy.
01:54Not results.
01:55Just pure jealous rage.
01:57Classic Joy.
01:57Remember when she straight up said the Trump administration is trying to kill us?
02:02Yeah, she went on a full rant about climate change, health policy, and some wild story
02:07about the HHS guy swimming in sewage and snorting coke off a toilet seat.
02:12Sometimes I feel like they're trying to kill us, she whined.
02:16Physically ill watching Trump's State of the Union.
02:19Called the people in the audience idiots.
02:22Joy, sweetheart.
02:23The only thing trying to kill America is your toxic, fear-mongering garbage.
02:29You've spent years calling Trump illegitimate, comparing everything he does to the reign of
02:34terror and acting like the sky is falling every single day he's in office.
02:39Meanwhile, the country's moving forward and you're still stuck in 2016 meltdown mode.
02:44And let's not forget the hypocrisy Olympics she runs every episode.
02:49She'll lecture you about tone deafness while making helicopter jokes during serious foreign
02:54policy talks.
02:55The White House has clapped back at her more times than I can count.
02:58And she just keeps doubling down.
03:01Joy Behar isn't a commentator.
03:03She's a professional outrage machine who gets paid millions to hate half the country on
03:08national television.
03:09Mark Ash.
03:10Now, let's get to Sunny Hostin, the self-appointed race whisperer of The View.
03:15If Joy is the angry rant queen, Sunny is the queen of turning every single topic into racism
03:21and misogyny.
03:22Right after the election, she's on there blaming Trump's win on racism and sexism.
03:28Clashed hard with her own co-hosts about it.
03:30Then she goes after white women voters, especially non-college educated ones, like they personally
03:36betrayed her.
03:37This is stupidity, the internet said.
03:40Yeah, no kidding.
03:42She called Christians hypocrites for being pro-life, but supporting the death penalty.
03:47Told gun owners they're not really pro-life.
03:50Accused the country of treating prisoners worse than China.
03:53And every time someone pushes back, she plays the, they're attacking me because of my race
03:58card.
03:58Here's the kicker, folks.
04:00Sunny loves to lecture everyone about stolen land and systemic racism while sitting on her
04:05multi-million dollar empire.
04:07She's got the big house, the fancy cars, the cushy ABC contract.
04:12But somehow, it's still everyone else's fault.
04:15She even got censored on her own show for trying to repeat one of Trump's old shithole
04:20country's quotes.
04:21Producer shut her down live on air.
04:23Live.
04:24This is Mark Ash, signing off.
04:26See you tomorrow.
04:27Same Ash time, same Ash channel.
04:46I walk in with my head in my hands, desperate for relief, but no one understands.
04:54They've cracked down on the meds that I need.
04:59While I'm pacing the floor, can't find a way to breathe.
05:04Sleepless nights, I'm losing my mind.
05:08But all I get is a shrug, you'll be fine.
05:13Talon knows the answer.
05:15What a cruel joke.
05:17In a world of pain, I'm just a ghost.
05:20And the doctors with their god complexes.
05:24Turn their backs, act like I'm just a mess.
05:28Hey, Duke Wakeman, Wilmington Health.
05:32Kiss my ass, I'm done with your wealth.
05:36You preach about care, but it's all just a game.
05:40While I'm screaming for help, you just shift the blame.
05:45Liberals and health care, it's all gone to waste.
05:49I'm fighting for my life, but you're moving with haste.
05:54I get it.
05:54The crackdown, the rules and the laws.
05:57But when I can't walk, you're just giving me pause.
05:59You say you know best, but you don't know my pain.
06:01Just a number in a system, it's driving me insane.
06:03I'm tired of the waiting, the endless charades.
06:07While you sit in your offices, counting your grades.
06:11I'm not just a statistic, I'm flesh and I'm bone.
06:16But in your eyes, I'm just another unknown.
06:21Hey, Duke Wakeman, Wilmington Health.
06:26Kiss my ass, I'm done with your wealth.
06:29You preach about care, but it's all just a game.
06:34While I'm screaming for help, you just shift the blame.
06:39Liberals and health care, it's all gone to waste.
06:43I'm fighting for my life, but you're moving with haste.
06:47I'm tired of the life, tired of the pain.
06:50Tired of the system that drives me insane.
06:52I'm still in my ground, I won't let down.
06:54Can't silence my bones, I'll take back my crime.
06:56But every step I take, I'm breaking the chains.
07:01No more playing nice, I'm done with your games.
07:07Hey, hey, hey, Duke Wakeman, Wilmington Health.
07:13Kiss my ass, I'm done with your wealth.
07:17You preach about care, but it's always the game.
07:21Calling, screaming for help, you just shift the blame.
07:26Liberals and health care, it's all gone to waste.
07:30I'm fighting for my life, but you're moving with haste.
07:35So here's my answer.
07:36I'm at a crime.
07:38I'll fight for my health.
07:39I won't let die.
07:40With every note I sing, I'll rise from the edge.
07:43As you're holding your system.
07:45I'll take back my path.
07:48Hey, Duke Wakeman, Wilmington Health.
07:53Kiss my ass, I'm reclaiming my health.
07:57Seven-N-N.
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