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مسلسل Animal Control مترجم - Episode 4
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00:05how's your night let's not start with the intrusive questions okay i don't usually step
00:10on a landmine that quickly i had ill-advised sex with a workmate okay a workmate it feels like you
00:17want me to guess hot bed oh cool all right yeah so the whole thing was kind of an accident
00:25i went
00:26over there we had some wine i gotta stop you right there first of all so excited to be your
00:32confidant oh you're you're not my confidant you're just a person sitting next to me as i process
00:36it's just i'm not the kind of guy that bros out with explicit sexual detail look at me do i
00:41look
00:41like the type of person that would share sex details with you okay i'm just worried she's
00:47gonna get clingy clingy yeah i can see a person like her becoming quickly attached and making
00:53things weird in the office you know like googly eyes in the bullpen and winks by the toaster
00:57winks by the toaster yeah these kind of things can get complicated look this is not a thing
01:02we had a couple glasses of wine and then okay what i was gonna have to be my final warning
01:07frank i'm
01:07not gonna sit here and listen to a play-by-play of your escapades all right you're gonna have to
01:11find somebody else for that we were naked 10 minutes into it don't frank
01:26you
01:27you
01:30you
01:47Hey everyone, we just got a 9-1-1 on a bear. Get this in a hot tub.
01:52What? Seriously?
01:53Yeah. The homeowner's out of town, but they sent us their Nest Cam footage.
01:57Wow, he looks so relaxed. Did he turn the jets on?
02:00That's the Bellagio 2000. The gold standard. We'll take this one.
02:04Great. One more thing before you leave. I invited Rick Doyle in for lunch today.
02:09What? Rick Doyle?
02:10Yeah, I thought it would be nice. You know, it's considered good management form to host your predecessor.
02:15Plus, I cannot figure out the budget report format. Like, at all.
02:19Has anyone seen him since the mauling?
02:20Okay, can we not call it that?
02:23Well, you weren't there. There's no other verb to describe what that mink did to his face.
02:27I mean, you could say chainsaw or hamburger, but those aren't verbs.
02:31Whoa, I'm actually cool with gnarly stuff. I once carried my buddy's knee down a mountain in a trail mix
02:36bag.
02:36Oh.
02:37Rick's had like 17 surgeries?
02:39Yeah.
02:40The thing ate his ear.
02:41Apparently the reassembly was a bit of a Mr. Potato Head situation. Just chucking features in willy-nilly.
02:47Hey, hey. Can we please be our better selves here? Let's just make sure that he feels welcome.
02:53I'm actually pumped to see him.
02:55Yeah, I'm glad he's alive. He was such a good boss. I mean, no offence, Emma.
02:59Yeah.
03:01I know why you're really pumped. Rick got a giant settlement from the city.
03:06Sure, I have a real estate pitch and he has money, but this is about being excited to catch up
03:10with an old friend.
03:11Yeah.
03:12Morning, everyone.
03:13Morning.
03:20Hey, Frank.
03:21Hey, Dolores.
03:26Good news on Dolores, huh?
03:28Oh, amazing. She seemed totally cool.
03:31You relieved?
03:31Yeah. If I could do a jig in this truck, I would.
03:36The jig is an Irish dance.
03:37Ah, the Irish.
03:39Truck 12, report of a dog, white coat, medium size, no tags, near 1906 Green Valley Lane.
03:45Truck 12 responding.
03:51Hello!
03:52Powder, powder, powder.
03:54Hey!
03:55Kido!
03:58Kido!
03:58Kido!
04:00Kido!
04:00Kido!
04:01Kido!
04:02Kido!
04:02Kido!
04:02Sorry, buddy!
04:04Kido!
04:04I feel bad.
04:05Poor guy was just getting his silk on.
04:09Oh.
04:11Kido!
04:12Kido!
04:16Kido!
04:16okay natural salt i knew it but you could swim with your eyes open okay cool no way no way
04:27he didn't smoke a cigar they can ride bikes i've seen it on youtube yeah how did he light it
04:33he probably enlisted the help of a smaller animal how did you get this job
04:41it's just odd what i mean why didn't dolores get weird about last night she's probably just got a
04:48healthy relationship to her sexuality you know she makes love and if the fit's off she's just
04:53right back to being co-workers why would the fit be off look i'm just trying to put myself in
04:58her
04:58head i could be wrong you don't think it's performance based do you i mean what are you
05:03worried that you finish too quickly wait don't tell me okay because now we're getting into sex
05:08details and i don't like it i don't like it either but what's too quickly because if she
05:12finishes first that's a green light from me right i mean are you sure she finished well that's what
05:16she said was it unprompted or did you ask her it was prompted oh god
05:26hey so are you gonna do the hard sell on rick at lunch because that could get super awkward don't
05:31have to do a hard sell mixed use warehouse on kirkland avenue sells itself right where is this new
05:37unfounded confidence in real estate coming from my cousin rishi he's killing it i've got everything
05:42he's got except for an mba and capital you might need that principal jimenez hi oh is that so
05:54there's been a mix-up with daddy's field trip permission slip and it failed to be signed failed
05:58to be signed that's your official price release so there's no way she can get on the bus can i
06:03just
06:03give you permission verbally we're not gonna hold you liable in fact she gets hurt at home all the
06:08time and trust me i got kids to spare yeah no i do understand that there are words that even
06:14when
06:14said and just can trigger an investigation i'm gonna come get her okay yeah no great
06:22we gotta go to eddie school um hey you guys got the wrong dog what are you talking about you
06:29went
06:29to the wrong address you went to green valley street not green valley lane oh my bad i must
06:34have put it in wrong it's fine and don't cover for me like i'm somebody needs covering for i think
06:39it's interesting you're taking such a strong stance on such a blatant screw-up you literally kidnapped
06:43someone's dog out of their yard this sort of thing happens in the field all the time i wouldn't expect
06:47somebody who doesn't wear socks to the office to understand okay whoa we're sorry and we'll return
06:53her right now get it together guys seriously and i am wearing socks they're tiny tiny no-show socks
06:59they're no-show socks frank what are no-show socks you can't see them but they're there it's like the
07:04force it surrounds us and binds us did you just call it obi-wan kenobi i did but we're talking
07:09about socks
07:13you picked up the wrong dog and snapped at your boss you're in your head man i'm not in my
07:18head
07:18yep you're in your head you're screwing up and now emily's mad you know what i don't like the tone
07:23you were taking with me at all well i don't like having the boss mad at me okay i'm very
07:27sensitive
07:28to coaching critiques and now i'm paranoid i'm gonna get cut you mean fired that's how we say in real
07:32life come on man you're distracted and spiraling just go talk to dolores oh talk to her first how would
07:38that look like you're a grown-up all right that's enough there's one snide bully in this relationship
07:43and it's not you they wouldn't let me on the bus it was so embarrassing oh it's not a big
07:52deal okay
07:52we'll be at the aquarium in 15 minutes what you can't make me go now that's even more embarrassing
07:59well you can't stay with us i'm at work
08:08where's my map did you lock me out again you little wizard i'm not going to the aquarium fine
08:15okay you can stay for lunch just un-cyber hack my vehicle whatever
08:22wow what you totally caved it's a dangerous precedent are you judging my parenting because
08:28that's a very dangerous precedent also i get the scolding interesting hello anybody home
08:39i actually thought it would be much worse his hair grew back the air looks pretty good
08:43hi rick let's do two we'll do two come on you look like a j crew model thank you you're
08:50handsome
08:50it's an honor to shake the hand that wears the glove of valor the infamous shred bring it in for
08:55the real
08:55deal holy field you know me ah you must be the new boss yeah it's so nice to meet you
09:02in person i've heard
09:04received so much good things about you and i have received such good things about you good i gotta
09:14say the energy in this room feels good congruent good good i you remember the kitchen that's where we'll
09:23eat um so i'm gonna grab something from the office and i will i'll be back okay so hope you
09:33like sandwiches
09:34rick all right one plate bald watermelon we see it by hand okay all right and uh i'll take this
09:46rick
09:46side seat right here she's starting to catch up hey me too and i appreciate all those texts yeah absolutely
09:54what you think of that prospectus you take a look at it i'm seeing a scene in a ball i'll
09:58be back in a
09:59second there's no scene i inspect it for seats twice i'm not sure why i just want the egg right
10:06that starved us we've been over this it is melon we're starve all right where are we hey buddy i
10:17acknowledge your need to stretch your entrepreneurial wings but your kid's here we can chat about real
10:22estate later huh oh my god another scene one second addison looked up patel so help me hey
10:30why don't i hang out with eddie for a bit i got this oh you got this yeah i do
10:34i just feel like you
10:35guys are having one of those days you're butting heads a lot of yelling oh one of those days is
10:39that
10:39the official diagnosis from dr microdose mdma so is that a yes oh absolutely i'm just excited to be a
10:46part of this master class on parenting yeah hey you could have just said yes it's being sarcastic
10:57what's up nothing why you just kicked me oh sorry that was meant for ow what oh you are staring
11:09do you have a lender you like no oh greek salad don't mind if i do oh god i'm so
11:17sorry that is
11:18terrible no it's a temp ear it's a temp ear and oh no oh come on i didn't even know
11:24that it's a temp
11:25ear oh my gosh no i need to apologize here we go it's just it's the custom one stuck in
11:30china so it's
11:30on its way rick you shouldn't be embarrassed or anything i mean you're among people
11:39so sorry that was um i just meant to say there's no judgment
11:45okay emily you need to get on your back
11:49she can use my sweater as a pillow just lie on your back yeah yeah yeah pull up
11:56you should just stay here okay pull your knees into your chest come in here
12:08the lore still seems normal but it's like too normal now
12:14actually there is one other thing but
12:19what it's just i've been pretty hesitant to say something because you seem pretty easily triggered
12:25today hey my body cam frank that's the only thing that holds me accountable to the public
12:31tell me what you know or i will put this down my pants and your record will literally be tainted
12:36all right i just heard she has a thing for templeton templeton yeah so maybe she's a little nervous
12:43about you guys hooking up and templeton finding out because who knows how we'd view that are you
12:47saying she would rather be with templeton than me i'm not saying anything i don't know but i can
12:51tell you i would definitely rank you above templeton in most categories most categories almost all
12:58almost all almost all you want to do this and these are the kennel's girlfriend take a look at
13:06this guy isn't he cute eddie eddie come on let's put the screen down i'm gonna take this no yeah
13:12and
13:13i'm gonna do this yes see we have a different way of treating kids where i grew up that's new
13:19zealand that's not a real place okay it is a real place definitely is and we're actually number one
13:24in the world for ease of doing business so that's awesome uh look we treat kids like grown-ups right
13:31and we expect them to act like grown-ups does that make sense okay good i'm glad we're on the
13:37same page
13:38now do you want to meet one of the coolest lizards in town you're gonna love this guy he's such
13:47a rock star
14:01you wanted something oh yeah hey can you send me rick's home address please maybe
14:08why you know just because you have all the addresses doesn't mean you're in charge of them
14:12and i just want to go over there and apologize in person that seems at best ill-advised why everybody
14:19loves an apology you literally don't have the stomach for it look i know you mean well but rick was
14:25a
14:25good boss no offense and i just don't want to see him get hurt well i think i'm becoming a
14:30pretty great
14:30boss myself and i just want to trust my instincts on this one can you send me the address please
14:39okay okay
14:47um
14:50what
14:54dad daddy she lost me in this thing
14:58yeah about that i was out of moves so you got this huh
15:11what'd you get muskrat adolescent male probably seven kilograms use the 22 centimeter catch pole
15:19wow that's a lot of canadian math there yeah we were just driving by and thought we'd say hola
15:26well your time's just all kinds of unaccounted for huh yeah i guess we should be more careful
15:30dolores goes over our field reports like a hawk oh don't mess with dolores am i right
15:35how about that dolores so you guys got that pot simmering there it is that's what you came for
15:42let me tell you something frank it was all above board different precincts she doesn't report to me we
15:47did it all by the book and once by the credenza yeah you guys got together physically sexual congress was
15:55in
15:55session you and dolores boy you're really having trouble processing this aren't you so are you guys
16:01it's over yeah for me basically but her she's still pretty clingy clingy big time
16:09yeah anyway we got to get this scrap back to the two three
16:22you got to talk to dolores man yeah i'm there now
16:34well she is maya's problem now is she gone i'm exhausted yeah but i've got two others so let's get
16:42while the getting is good damn it rick passed on the crooklyn street property truck eight reported
16:49the bears returned to the hot tub repeat the bear is in the bubble truck eight responding this bear is
16:56living a better life than us emily hey i came here to apologize in person but now i realize i'm
17:07just
17:07cornering you you don't have to apologize my ear fell off my head you probably had the appropriate
17:12reaction well thank you for being so cool about it i i really am sorry accepted
17:20i sense there's something else on your mind the budget report format i just i can't even city paperwork's
17:27beast let's get you harmonious oh my gosh thank you humans he must have high-tailed it oh yeah you
17:40can see his tracks going down to the woods look at that steam perfect 98 degrees i bet
18:00i have to say it's everything i thought it would be yeah this is nice and we deserve it especially
18:06after the day we're fed
18:08hey listen i'm sorry that i was that annoying person without kids who thinks they know anything
18:14about parenting i don't you actually did okay with addy you rode the bull for almost 10 minutes but
18:20then i locked her in a kennel well she bucked you at the end she bucked you real hard she's
18:25a dame
18:28let me ask you something do you have any interest in a mixed-use warehouse on kirkland avenue
18:36what was that did you say something i'm just i'm struggling to hear you over the bubbles i'll just
18:42she love you hey hey so uh we cool yeah because you know last night was oh yeah no we're
18:57cool it's
18:58pretty fun wasn't it it was yeah okay well i'm gonna uh i'm gonna let you bask in the afterglow
19:14you are in an afterglow right frank are you trying to find out if i enjoyed our night together
19:21do you want the truth oh i don't know if it sounds like i do
19:26sometimes people just aren't a good fit sexually oh oh oh okay um well if if you had to uh
19:38b minus
19:38why did you think i would want a letter grade it's not a big deal no no it's not it's
19:44not i assume it
19:48a minus okay well um i'm gonna see what's over here okay bye frank
20:01hey so did you talk it out you all good good no and apparently my penis needs to go to
20:06summer school
20:12you know i was intimidated to meet you because everyone speaks about you as this great boss and
20:17i'm like at best a work in progress oh i bet you're doing better than you think i don't know
20:23um maybe
20:24come on actualization is afoot seize the day that momentum keep it rolling okay okay you're gonna be
20:32good thank you rick bye
20:44you
21:02you
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