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00:00:04Hear do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do,
00:00:10a kiss.
00:00:11Knoll of winds, I hear a gun, I hear a rifle, but I will strike with my lips.
00:00:20I hear a gun, I hear a rifle, I hear a barduca, I hear a cannon, but with a precession shot,
00:00:28Hear do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do, di do,
00:00:34of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do,
00:00:36of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do,
00:00:41of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do,
00:00:42of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do, of do,
00:00:44of C, of ​​C, of ​​C, of ​​C,
00:00:49Okay, we're colder from the colder we come, when it hits us we stun her with a kiss, beautiful, beautiful, come here, give me a
00:01:07kiss, give me a kiss, let's kiss, kiss.
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00:04:03Thank you all.
00:04:23Another group of hot girls is ready, doctor.
00:04:26What a wonderful device I have created.
00:04:28My car does everything automatically.
00:04:31And to think that once upon a time they did everything by hand.
00:04:36Perfect.
00:04:37Arjob, the blood pressure index.
00:04:40Delightful.
00:04:44So, let's see.
00:04:47Electronic control of the melting point of plastic material.
00:04:51Done.
00:04:52Very good.
00:04:52Insert circuit.
00:04:55Circuit inserted.
00:04:59Contact.
00:05:01Ha, ha, ha.
00:05:02Ha, ha.
00:05:37They really look real, huh, friends?
00:05:40And instead they are the incredible product of my diabolical genius in the science of mystification.
00:05:45each of these beauties is equipped with that ingenious device which in our branch, in my branch, is known as
00:05:53name of kiss boasts.
00:05:54A lip contact of intensity higher than a common brotherly kiss causes the closure of a circuit and poof, a
00:06:03Wonderful explosion destroys not only my pump girls, but also their victims, it's obvious.
00:06:09Why did I get into this business?
00:06:11Well, it's actually very simple.
00:06:15You see, I have reached a basic agreement with my Chinese friends regarding the division of the globe between us.
00:06:21But there is Russia and America, of course, two obstacles that I must remove.
00:06:26First my sweet bombshell girls will take care of eliminating some annoying generals and then I, when the
00:06:33'The only survivor will be General Willis, I will move on to the final operation.
00:06:37A pretty easy mission, because General Willis looks remarkably like me.
00:06:42He is a man of such charm that I cannot describe to you.
00:07:00We have to hurry.
00:07:01There are only a few seconds left, then X, duty calls.
00:07:04And let him call.
00:07:06At least have some respect for the uniform you wear.
00:07:09We have to be there at seven.
00:07:10I'm already in that place.
00:07:12Do you want to stop or not?
00:07:13And let me look.
00:07:17Who is?
00:07:19Ciccio, who is it?
00:07:19A Cenese.
00:07:21Who, that one?
00:07:21Yes.
00:07:22He is a foreign tourist.
00:07:24But always Cenese.
00:07:25Let's go, let's go, let's go.
00:07:26Where are we going?
00:07:27Come on, they're watching us.
00:07:28Because there is someone watching us.
00:07:30On.
00:07:33On.
00:07:39Eyes.
00:08:03Hey, where are you going?
00:08:09Stop, what's up?
00:08:10That suspicion that we are being chased.
00:08:12It will be Chinese.
00:08:13Chinese no, you have to deal with it.
00:08:15Do you remember the last instructions?
00:08:16Of course I remember them.
00:08:17Use the Ursa Major system.
00:08:19Do you use it?
00:08:20Hey.
00:08:21A wretch on the Chinese.
00:08:23You have to use it on Chinese.
00:08:25All right.
00:08:26Let's hide.
00:08:26Yes, you hide me, I hide you.
00:08:30You come.
00:08:37Do you hear?
00:08:39No.
00:08:40Then lend an ear.
00:08:43Yours, yours must tend.
00:08:44Already.
00:08:45Do you feel something?
00:08:46Yes.
00:08:47Chinese steps.
00:08:48What do we do?
00:08:49We need to adopt a system.
00:08:50Which?
00:08:51The 5x824 system.
00:08:53Is that okay with me?
00:08:53Yes, let's go.
00:08:54Quick.
00:08:55Be careful.
00:08:58Be careful of the painters.
00:09:02Here he is, standing nearby.
00:09:06Let's get together.
00:09:11Let's get together.
00:09:19Let's get together.
00:09:20Compliments.
00:09:23Mission accomplished.
00:09:27But what is it?
00:09:29It wasn't supposed to be Chinese.
00:09:31He must have done the plastic.
00:09:32And yes, the Chinese are masters of disguise.
00:09:35Transvestite, not transvestite, always Chinese.
00:09:37Here, the One X has been struck.
00:09:39Let's go.
00:09:39Go.
00:10:09It's half past seven.
00:10:11Next time you can look for another job.
00:10:13It's the Chinese's fault.
00:10:14Silence, silence.
00:10:15Customers are arriving.
00:10:18Good evening.
00:10:19Welcome.
00:10:21Thank you.
00:10:21Boy in fur coat.
00:10:31A world of luxury that we will never be able to enter.
00:10:34Which we'll do as a hotel concierge, no.
00:10:36This is precisely why we are studying to become secret agents through correspondence.
00:10:39But the days when we graduate, we will be able to easily say that we are part of the FDA.
00:10:45Kidnappings, extortions, secret formulas, Chinese, we will find out everything.
00:10:48Women too.
00:10:50Women have a secret passion for secret agents.
00:10:53And how do you know?
00:10:54Ah, study, go and see all the zero zeros, it's alpha cinema.
00:10:57I have to tell you that the fourth lesson has arrived.
00:11:00And you didn't tell me.
00:11:01What's up?
00:11:02Here it is, here is a pen for the curate.
00:11:04What for?
00:11:05To the black curate, the poisonous one.
00:11:07To curare?
00:11:08Here's the one, just press this bitch, zack, and kill the summer.
00:11:11But do you want to kill me?
00:11:12Isn't there a sheet of paper, a thing, an explanation?
00:11:15Of course there is, here it is.
00:11:16But I can't read it.
00:11:18Why?
00:11:18I miss my glasses.
00:11:21To have curare delivered to your home, send another 10,000 lire or a regular medical prescription.
00:11:37Here I am, Dr. Goldfuck, exactly as you ordered.
00:11:41Good job, Fong, well...
00:11:43The general will be here shortly.
00:11:45And we will serve it to perfection.
00:11:47Is this the coat check girl?
00:11:49No, what are you saying?
00:11:50No, it's his duplicate.
00:11:53You're the one who'll have to take care of fixing that sail.
00:11:58Come, dear ones.
00:11:59Here, come down like a good boy.
00:12:02Come on, let's go.
00:12:06Save this pen you can do damage.
00:12:09Oh, there are people.
00:12:10There are people.
00:12:12Welcome.
00:12:13Good evening.
00:12:14Thank you.
00:12:16Thank you.
00:12:18Thank you.
00:12:30Oh, me, me, me, me, me, me, me.
00:12:49What the hell, what did I do to you?
00:12:51But what do you want to kill me, Pennicide?
00:13:03Chinese?
00:13:04Yes.
00:13:06I'll wait first.
00:13:07I expect.
00:13:09For you and for me to him.
00:13:27A lot now.
00:13:29Until next time.
00:13:31No
00:13:32No
00:13:36No
00:13:36No
00:13:42No
00:13:43No
00:13:49the director, the director, mission accomplished, redirated
00:13:54raise
00:14:09raise
00:14:10stop
00:14:11I can't take it anymore
00:14:18here
00:14:18This man is dangerous, we must question him, he must talk.
00:14:23I have the impression that this one doesn't speak anymore.
00:14:27He pretends, but we are smarter than him.
00:14:30We tie him up, gag him, and when our shift is over, we interrogate him.
00:14:34You're right, even though he always passed out Chinese.
00:14:40Yes, there is a bar that is played.
00:14:55Thank you.
00:15:05Here it is now.
00:15:28Quick, come on, quick.
00:15:37Now come on, get to work.
00:16:13I think this one is bursting with anger.
00:16:21I told you it was about to explode.
00:16:33But this is pseudoacrylic acid, the terrible explosive used by Dr. Golfo.
00:16:38And who is this fuito?
00:16:39The worst maniac that ever existed.
00:16:41A merciless killer who has already attempted to take over the entire world on other occasions.
00:16:45I get it, the explosion drove her crazy, but what does she say?
00:16:49You need to contact Colonel Benson of the SIC immediately.
00:16:53Come on, untie me.
00:16:54And who is this SIC?
00:16:56Security Intelligence Command.
00:16:58Ah, but then he's a secret agent.
00:17:00A secret agent?
00:17:01And who tells me that he is not a Chinese man disguised as an American to make it clear that he is Chinese,
00:17:06Instead he disguised himself as a Chinese man to make it clear that he was an American agent.
00:17:10Oh yeah, I hadn't thought of that.
00:17:11Documents.
00:17:12There, in your pocket, in your wallet, back here.
00:17:14Excuse me, okay?
00:17:15May I?
00:17:19Here you are.
00:17:21That?
00:17:22It's terrible.
00:17:24What does it say?
00:17:24You read, I don't have glasses.
00:17:28But it's the truth.
00:17:30Bill Dester, secret agent.
00:17:32Like us, yes.
00:17:33Listen, Mr. Agent, Mr. Top Secret Agent.
00:17:37Stop.
00:17:38Look, we'll make you look good.
00:17:41Eh, I said no.
00:17:42But stay calm.
00:17:44It's not that easy being a secret agent.
00:17:46You have to be bold, intelligent and know at least four foreign languages.
00:17:50Four languages?
00:17:51And him?
00:17:51My hand, I studied you, I'm poplectic.
00:17:55So, I speak Palermo, Catania, Seracusan, Calcanessettese and other various languages, let's say of a certain type.
00:18:01And do you know why he doesn't speak Chinese?
00:18:04Why doesn't he know him?
00:18:05No, no.
00:18:05But in comparison he is a great shape-shifter.
00:18:07And do you remember Fregoli?
00:18:09No.
00:18:10Here it is, that one there.
00:18:11He's even better.
00:18:12Show me how you transform, go on.
00:18:13I'm going up.
00:18:15Attention, attention.
00:18:16Transformation.
00:18:45Guys, the boss is going to talk to you now. He'll only give you a few tips, but take them to heart, they could be useful.
00:18:51Here we are.
00:18:51That's all right.
00:18:58Young students of Greta Vincenzo's secret and special agent course for dangerous missions.
00:19:04Tell him who he is.
00:19:06Who is?
00:19:07It's Colonel Benson.
00:19:09Sicco's boss, an old dear friend.
00:19:11I did not understand.
00:19:13Let me remind you once again that the future of the world depends on how you carry out your missions.
00:19:20We have worked together very often.
00:19:23Yes, yes, yes.
00:19:23One moment.
00:19:29Oh, is that you?
00:19:31Still here?
00:19:32I thought they kicked us out of the sicco.
00:19:35Colonel, this is very urgent. I need to speak to you privately right away.
00:19:38I have evidence that Dr....
00:19:39Oh, and speak loudly.
00:19:40Yes, you don't know that it's rude to whisper in people's ears.
00:19:43Come on, come on.
00:19:45He's still alive!
00:19:47Dr. Goldfoot, come into my office.
00:19:51As soon as I'm done, true me too, go.
00:19:53And now pay close attention.
00:19:56Yes, there is a double meaning.
00:19:58No.
00:19:58Dear children, you will all go to the signpost, where all personal possessions will be collected.
00:20:04Force.
00:20:07Here are the tags.
00:20:09You have to attach them to your jacket.
00:20:12I'd give an eye to have two cards like those.
00:20:14Because it's difficult.
00:20:15It's difficult, it's very difficult, how do you do it?
00:20:25Over to you!
00:20:30Expiring, students!
00:20:31Thank goodness they gave me the eye.
00:20:34Be careful!
00:20:35One, two, one, two, one, two, one, two, one, two.
00:20:38We're good to go.
00:20:46What's on your mind, Bill?
00:20:47Four NATO generals have been killed in the last 24 hours.
00:20:51A Belgian general was blown up this evening almost before my eyes.
00:20:55I'm aware of the latest news, but I don't see what you have to do with all this.
00:21:00You don't belong to Zeke anymore.
00:21:03You like girls too much.
00:21:05What do girls have to do with it?
00:21:07What matters now is that I saw Dr. Goldfoot at the site where the last one blew up.
00:21:11general.
00:21:12Pure imagination.
00:21:13Look, I'm not wrong, Colonel.
00:21:16And that's what you came to tell me.
00:21:21Yes, sir, exactly.
00:21:23I feel sorry for you, Bill.
00:21:25You would do anything to get back into the service.
00:21:29You would also make up the story that Goldfoot is still alive.
00:21:32But it doesn't work for me, you understand?
00:21:35It does not work!
00:21:38You're right!
00:21:40This is the direct line to the president.
00:21:51Ready?
00:21:52Yes, Mr. President, it's me.
00:21:55And regarding the exploded generals,
00:21:58I just have a little coincidence.
00:22:01Yes, yes, we are doing everything we can, Mr. President.
00:22:05Yes, Mr. President, we will do even the impossible.
00:22:08Yes, Mr. President, the impossible.
00:22:11You have his orders.
00:22:12Yes, Mr. President.
00:22:17I'm checking out my little friends
00:22:20who are having their breakfast at this time.
00:22:27How are you today, little fish?
00:22:28You're hungry, huh?
00:22:31A nice sirloin is coming.
00:22:33It's just the way you like it,
00:22:35fresh and very, very rare.
00:22:37Come on, boys.
00:22:39Throw it down.
00:22:57What, thirty seconds?
00:23:00We will have to provide for it,
00:23:01and we'll keep the piranha fish hungry longer, by Jove.
00:23:04They must be able to strip the flesh of an entire quarter of beef
00:23:06in standard time.
00:23:07Exactly 25 seconds.
00:23:18Please take a seat.
00:23:22Please make yourself comfortable.
00:23:28Gentlemen,
00:23:30this is...
00:23:31Maybe I'd better read.
00:23:33Gentlemen,
00:23:35this session
00:23:36It's completely secret.
00:23:38We are in the room
00:23:40more controlled than the palace.
00:23:42Here, gentlemen,
00:23:43we are sheltered from the microphones,
00:23:45of the recorders
00:23:46and the audacity of any spy.
00:23:48Nobody,
00:23:49more or less,
00:23:50can observe us
00:23:51nor any ear to hear us.
00:23:53And now I beg you
00:23:54to pay your attention
00:23:56to this card.
00:23:57In all NATO capitals
00:23:59there have been explosive attacks,
00:24:02addressed exclusively
00:24:03towards those generals
00:24:04who will have to participate
00:24:06to the maneuvers
00:24:06of June 1st.
00:24:08I don't think there is any connection
00:24:09among these various incidents.
00:24:11If there is any report,
00:24:13our secret service
00:24:15he will find out.
00:24:19As you well know,
00:24:21we have
00:24:22of hundreds of men
00:24:24trained to perfection.
00:24:25The result
00:24:27of years
00:24:27of hard work,
00:24:29very efficient men
00:24:30and ready for anything.
00:24:32But
00:24:33I wouldn't want to
00:24:34in this choice
00:24:36to be influenced
00:24:38by criteria
00:24:38of human evaluation.
00:24:41I can be wrong.
00:24:42wife?
00:24:44No.
00:24:46And who is Rita?
00:24:47Rita is the most modern
00:24:48electronic calculator
00:24:49of the American IBM.
00:24:51Pride of your industries.
00:24:54Well.
00:24:59Miss Rossella,
00:25:01please.
00:25:10Gentlemen,
00:25:11this is Rita.
00:25:13Rita?
00:25:14These are the gentlemen.
00:25:18the information sheets
00:25:20of all our agents
00:25:23they are gestated
00:25:24inserted
00:25:26in its circuits.
00:25:29In a few seconds
00:25:30Rita will select
00:25:31their attitudes,
00:25:33the curriculum,
00:25:34the characteristics,
00:25:35etc., etc.
00:25:36We will have like this
00:25:36an automatic choice
00:25:38of men
00:25:39more efficient
00:25:40of our counterintelligence.
00:25:42Allows,
00:25:43I can touch,
00:25:44rather, press?
00:25:45This?
00:25:46Certain.
00:25:51Gentlemen,
00:25:52man can make mistakes
00:25:53the car never.
00:25:55This is that
00:25:56what he says.
00:26:15Fetto.
00:26:22So,
00:26:24so let's see.
00:26:27Four hundred and seventy-seven
00:26:29and four hundred and seventy-eight.
00:26:48are you there too?
00:26:50Oh yeah.
00:26:51You know what's there?
00:26:51some nice stuff
00:26:52in here?
00:26:54You?
00:26:56They told me
00:26:57that this one is very good,
00:26:58have you tried it?
00:26:59Ninth,
00:26:59me in the evening
00:27:00I prefer
00:27:01the bladed weapon.
00:27:06Oh,
00:27:08the bomb
00:27:09with the black shuttle.
00:27:11Which creates
00:27:12the atmosphere.
00:27:15You give me
00:27:16a breda?
00:27:17What breda?
00:27:18A breda.
00:27:19What a figure.
00:27:24So a Breda 84.
00:27:26The gentleman yes
00:27:27who takes it.
00:27:33What nature creates
00:27:35Ciccio allows.
00:27:37Witty
00:27:37and good.
00:27:44How it shoots.
00:27:54I dynamite stone.
00:27:56It's my secret.
00:27:59Oh,
00:28:00Sicilian jelly.
00:28:03Jelly.
00:28:05With pistachio.
00:28:07Please.
00:28:10Very good.
00:28:11Can you taste it?
00:28:16Oh,
00:28:19Oh mama.
00:28:21Excuse me,
00:28:22mother Dante,
00:28:23forgive us,
00:28:24don't do it
00:28:25that black face.
00:28:27My dears,
00:28:29mine
00:28:29thirty years
00:28:30of an honorable career
00:28:31I am
00:28:32in your hands.
00:28:33If I think
00:28:34that from how
00:28:35you will behave
00:28:36Depends
00:28:36my future,
00:28:37I...
00:28:38for starters
00:28:41no weapons.
00:28:42That?
00:28:43Not even a machine gun.
00:28:44Nothing!
00:28:45Come,
00:28:47follow me.
00:28:50A real one
00:28:51secret agent
00:28:52it doesn't work
00:28:53around armed.
00:28:55The swelling
00:28:56of the gecchia
00:28:57would betray him.
00:28:58Rather
00:29:00acts
00:29:01in him
00:29:01cunning.
00:29:02Cunning?
00:29:06Whim
00:29:07sudden
00:29:07of sour milk
00:29:08to sour
00:29:09the opponent.
00:29:10That's enough
00:29:10for a hit
00:29:11by surprise
00:29:11and he cooked.
00:29:14Good pigs
00:29:15we were.
00:29:16We will find out
00:29:17the attacks.
00:29:20Very good.
00:29:25But what is he doing?
00:29:27But what is he doing?
00:29:27Here.
00:29:28Here.
00:29:29Good, doctor.
00:29:30The people
00:29:31it is secret.
00:29:31Doctor?
00:29:32It must above all
00:29:33knowing how to suffer.
00:29:35No.
00:29:36And it must resist
00:29:37very much
00:29:38to the pain.
00:29:39Pain?
00:29:40Well,
00:29:42I passed
00:29:43the test
00:29:43of the octopus
00:29:44and I will overcome
00:29:45even the proof
00:29:46of the hippopotamus.
00:29:48And who would that be?
00:29:48She.
00:29:49Here's the hand.
00:29:51You tickle me.
00:29:53Come on, come on, come on.
00:29:57It's incredible,
00:29:59it's wonderful.
00:30:00Give me your hand.
00:30:26one moment, please.
00:30:30Hey, what's up with her?
00:30:31I don't want to be
00:30:32photographed.
00:30:32But what is he doing?
00:30:33How dare he?
00:30:34My car.
00:30:36Leave my car alone.
00:30:36Calm down, calm down, calm down.
00:30:37Yes, but...
00:30:39Does she know it's us?
00:30:40No.
00:30:41It's better that way.
00:30:43Hey,
00:30:44damn what's up.
00:30:47Hey, there.
00:30:48Hey, there.
00:30:52Thank goodness you're here.
00:30:54Listen carefully.
00:30:55The three of us must unite
00:30:56because only me
00:30:57I can tell you
00:30:58where can we find
00:30:58that man
00:30:59which makes the generals explode,
00:31:00Dr. Goff.
00:31:01I prefer to eat the sandwich.
00:31:03Interesting.
00:31:04And where is it?
00:31:05From the investigations
00:31:05that I completed
00:31:06It turns out that recently
00:31:07a guy rented
00:31:08a villa on the Abbia Antica.
00:31:09The villa
00:31:10It has a large basement
00:31:11where it seems that in recent times
00:31:13have been accumulated
00:31:13large quantities
00:31:14of plastic materials.
00:31:16Do you know what it means?
00:31:17I didn't understand anything at all.
00:31:18But how?
00:31:19It's very clear.
00:31:20By now we know
00:31:21that all the generals
00:31:22they exploded because of
00:31:23of plastic mannequins
00:31:23who looked like real girls.
00:31:25It is certainly
00:31:26Dr. Goffood
00:31:26who makes them in that villa
00:31:27and we must expose it.
00:31:28And enough with this Goffood
00:31:30and with these girls
00:31:31plastic bomb.
00:31:32She's making this up
00:31:33because he wants to come back
00:31:34to the FBI.
00:31:35And she talks like Benson.
00:31:36But if he told us so
00:31:37not to speak
00:31:38and not to tell anyone anything
00:31:39and not to trust her completely.
00:31:41Oh, well
00:31:42you just don't want to finish it
00:31:43this mission with me, here.
00:31:44The case is ours
00:31:46and we do it ourselves.
00:31:47Everyone handles their own business.
00:31:49All right.
00:31:50I'll go to Rosarna
00:31:51and she will help me
00:31:52to convince Benson
00:31:53to entrust me with the task.
00:31:55I'll show myself.
00:31:57Go, go, go.
00:31:58But you know that we studied
00:32:00and that we are students
00:32:01of the post office
00:32:02and don't come and put us there
00:32:02on false leads.
00:32:04Look at that track
00:32:05it's the right one.
00:32:05So why didn't you tell him?
00:32:07Because we'll beat him to the punch.
00:32:09Why on the messenger
00:32:10we're not doing well.
00:32:11About time, about the schedule.
00:32:12My electronic brain
00:32:14he photographed that map.
00:32:15We'll go alone
00:32:16at Golfu's villa.
00:32:17We'll find out,
00:32:18we will unmask him
00:32:19and we will arrest him.
00:32:21Dude!
00:32:22007
00:32:22and not ready for you
00:32:23I become a sniffer.
00:32:25This Bill Dexter
00:32:26it's starting to make me nervous.
00:32:29And do you want to know something?
00:32:31I absolutely have to succeed.
00:32:32to get your hands on it
00:32:33on that Rosanna.
00:32:36Incredible.
00:32:36But then she has a heart too,
00:32:38Dr. Goldfool.
00:32:39Oh, go ahead.
00:32:40Don't talk nonsense, Fong.
00:32:42I just need it
00:32:43to make a duplicate of it.
00:33:09Strangers in the garden.
00:33:11Well.
00:33:13Those two idiots
00:33:14they arrive just in time.
00:33:16There is a she,
00:33:17from dough to piranhas.
00:33:24But, for me this villa
00:33:26it is uninhabited.
00:33:27She looks very innocent.
00:33:28But how Ville
00:33:28he told us
00:33:29what is inhabited plague?
00:33:30So either we are wrong
00:33:31or we are wrong.
00:33:32Do you have any hypotheses?
00:33:33What are you doing?
00:33:34I left it at home.
00:33:35But no, some ideas
00:33:36do you have it?
00:33:37I'm going to look for her.
00:33:43I'm going to look for her.
00:33:54I'm going to look for her.
00:34:15Frank!
00:34:16Frank!
00:34:18Where are you?
00:34:18What are you doing?
00:34:19The swimming pool.
00:34:20And it seems like the moment to you,
00:34:21This?
00:34:22No, there is a swimming pool.
00:34:24With water and little fish.
00:34:25Come, come.
00:34:38Come, come, come.
00:34:41Look, look at this beautiful pool.
00:34:42And there's clear water too.
00:34:44You know what I tell you?
00:34:45Now I'm taking a bath.
00:34:46What are you doing?
00:34:47The bathroom.
00:34:47Are you crazy?
00:34:48Did you know it's May?
00:34:49Precisely.
00:34:50And since May of last year
00:34:51that I don't do it.
00:34:52And you forgot
00:34:53did you also catch a cold?
00:34:54All right,
00:34:55and if then
00:34:56I feel the water.
00:34:57Give me your hand,
00:34:58give me your hand.
00:35:01I'm missing half a shoe.
00:35:03Who ate it?
00:35:06Let me see.
00:35:08Let me see.
00:35:12But what are you doing?
00:35:14It must have been another swimmer.
00:35:15Look.
00:35:16What's up?
00:35:16And who is he?
00:35:17Poor thing, what are you doing?
00:35:18He can't swim.
00:35:19Do you want to see that it's fire?
00:35:20Let's help him.
00:35:20Let's help him.
00:35:21Come on, come on.
00:35:22Come, come closer.
00:35:23Let's put our hand.
00:35:24Come, come.
00:35:24Let's put our hand.
00:35:29Ciccio, a sports joke.
00:35:32Like May.
00:35:33Come, come.
00:35:36Here, there.
00:35:37Where is the exit?
00:35:38Maybe the wall.
00:35:39Let's go.
00:35:40The flares.
00:35:42Ciccio, wait for me.
00:35:46For a moment.
00:35:47One moment.
00:35:48But then do they shoot each other?
00:35:50Look at him, if you talk.
00:35:51Where is the exit?
00:35:53Ciccio.
00:35:53Ciccio.
00:35:54Look.
00:36:02Where?
00:36:03Commander.
00:36:03We discovered plastic with the villa.
00:36:05The villa with the plastic.
00:36:06And the throws that came out of the wall like this.
00:36:08And the killer Chinese things.
00:36:10And the carnivorous fish that played pranks.
00:36:12And they ate their shoes.
00:36:14Look, commander.
00:36:15Look.
00:36:16What do we do?
00:36:17Maybe Bill was right.
00:36:20General alarm.
00:36:21All men stand ready.
00:36:22Go.
00:36:26I will God for your good.
00:36:28That what you say is true.
00:36:32Ready.
00:36:33Checkpoint number 7.
00:36:34A military column heads towards the villa.
00:36:36Should we open fire?
00:36:38Oh no.
00:36:39Let them pass.
00:36:44Floor 4B.
00:37:00One moment.
00:37:01On the ground, I have to say.
00:37:03I'm the commander.
00:37:05Company.
00:37:06On the ground.
00:37:14Attention.
00:37:17Prepare for the tecco.
00:37:23Below.
00:37:25And these are the villas?
00:37:26It looks like a boarding school to me.
00:37:53Good morning.
00:37:56Good morning.
00:37:57Good morning.
00:37:58Good morning.
00:37:58Good morning.
00:37:59Good morning.
00:37:59And what do we owe this name to?
00:38:01You see, we would like to visit the villa.
00:38:04Oh, please, please, of course.
00:38:07Judging by the clothes the gentlemen are wearing, they are two archaeologists, aren't they?
00:38:12Well, if they're interested in classic shapes...
00:38:15No, not those shapes, I apologize.
00:38:18This is one of the oldest buildings in the capital, dating back to the 11th century.
00:38:24General, I imagine you are here to enroll your granddaughter in our boarding school.
00:38:28Here, you see, we...
00:38:30Well, sorry, actually, we're here because we'd like to see a certain swimming pool.
00:38:36Here, here is the pool, where there are the pirelli fish, the Pyrenean fish.
00:38:40Pyramid fish.
00:38:41We, our little fish are the passion of all of us.
00:38:45You know, General, the season isn't suitable for swimming yet, so we put goldfish in the tank.
00:38:50Our little ones have a blast feeding them breadcrumbs.
00:38:54Yes, and maybe with human flesh and a feast of breadcrumbs.
00:38:57Don't say anything stupid, be quiet.
00:39:00Enough with this story about pyramid or Pyrenean fish.
00:39:03You come.
00:39:07Oh, you're female.
00:39:09Oh no, he's the only survivor of a missionary convent in China, he was a gardener.
00:39:13And when the convent was destroyed, he lived for more than six months feeding only on lilies.
00:39:17You can't go in the pool, dear.
00:39:20After you.
00:39:21But why are you letting him into the pool?
00:39:22Come on, dear.
00:39:23What are we joking about?
00:39:24But he took those hands and went away.
00:39:26Don't worry, I put the pyramids in the bathtub.
00:39:29On.
00:39:30It's clear.
00:39:31Poor thing.
00:39:33After you.
00:39:34Go.
00:39:38You don't come in.
00:39:39Don't come in, I'm listening to you.
00:39:45The fish eat it.
00:39:48Stay inside.
00:39:52They don't eat it.
00:39:53They became vegetarians.
00:39:55Car stuff.
00:39:56Oh, you don't say, about figlicini.
00:39:58It's a shame the Nuremberg trials are over, otherwise I'd get hanged.
00:40:03Oh, thank goodness.
00:40:04Oh, stay here daughter.
00:40:05Perhaps the general would be pleased to attend a little genetic test of my girls.
00:40:12Oh, but what are these little girls saying?
00:40:18The ball is mine.
00:40:21Come on.
00:40:23Oh, it doesn't bother me, yes.
00:40:30But what do you want?
00:40:31Is everything okay, ma'am?
00:40:32God tell the men to get back on the truck.
00:40:34Is Sergio there, up and running?
00:40:35Yes, ma'am.
00:40:36I don't see very clearly here.
00:40:38Is suspicion what I suspect?
00:40:39Yes, but without right suspicions, follow me.
00:40:42Don't worry, let's leave them without suspecting them.
00:40:54But how short, huh?
00:41:10This whole college thing doesn't convince me, does it?
00:41:13If something isn't discovered here, the boss will send us away.
00:41:34But what do you want to talk about?
00:41:36But did you take it for a baptism?
00:41:45But what do you want to talk about?
00:42:09Come, come, come, come.
00:42:46Come, come, come, come.
00:43:03Come, come, come.
00:43:33Come, come, come.
00:44:06Come, come, come.
00:44:21Come, come, come, come.
00:44:39Come, come, come, come, come.
00:45:32Come, come, come, come, come.
00:45:35Oh my God! Yes, I'm marrying them all!
00:45:38Let's see, girls, do you have to cook?
00:45:40Yes, we know how to cook, embroider and dance
00:45:45We also dance!
00:45:46But we can't, we're on duty!
00:45:48But what service? I'll take leave if she dances!
00:46:07Ah, if there's any dancing, there's dancing here from the female!
00:46:12It would give me the balls of the world!
00:46:15If you are a big girl, look!
00:46:35But we can't, we're on duty!
00:47:32But we can't, we're on duty!
00:47:35But we can't, we're on duty!
00:47:39But we can't, we're on duty!
00:48:24But what's going on here?
00:48:26But where are we?
00:48:27To Bigfoot.
00:48:28What a cool fact about Bigfoot?
00:48:29Seriousness, seriousness.
00:48:31Come on, finish it.
00:48:32Stop.
00:48:33Let's blend in.
00:48:34Let's blend in.
00:48:35The good Staffese has arrived.
00:48:48They must have scared the car that day.
00:48:56Let's blend in.
00:49:06Let's blend in.
00:49:09Let's blend in.
00:49:24Let's blend in.
00:49:30Let's blend in.
00:49:39Let's blend in.
00:49:49Let's blend in.
00:49:50Let's blend in.
00:49:56Let's blend in.
00:50:10Let's blend in.
00:50:12Frank! Frank! They kidnapped Rosanna. There was a duplicate in her house.
00:50:18Goldfoot wanted to blow me up. Did you see if he's in here?
00:50:21I don't know any redheads. I don't have any friends named Cicci.
00:50:25No, I'm not going in there. Go call the police.
00:50:29But what do you want? I'm scared, I'm scared.
00:50:32And then we're both alone. Let's not play games.
00:50:35I don't know what's going on in there.
00:50:39My dear General Willis, you are the last surviving general and for the time being you will remain a survivor.
00:50:45Do you want to know why?
00:50:48Because I have to study her in every detail, in every gesture,
00:50:52in order to be able to exploit our similarity to imitate her perfectly and therefore replace her.
00:50:58And what does he intend to do?
00:51:03I want to take his place as the sole commander of the Air Force.
00:51:06She can't do this. I order her to let me go.
00:51:14She'll regret it! He'll have her shot like a dog!
00:51:22Commands?
00:51:23Well, I just snapped my fingers.
00:51:25Your fingers speak, sir. How can I help you? Those are your orders.
00:51:30Your target is here, my dear, locked up and caged. Take action immediately.
00:51:34Here, yes, good.
00:51:36But you can only use half of your explosive charge while we're in here.
00:51:41Go ahead.
00:51:51Wills.
00:51:52No, no, look, I'm married!
00:52:16Command, master.
00:52:17Listen to me carefully, I order you to stay in this place and kill every living thing
00:52:25that you happen to meet.
00:52:27I will kill any living thing.
00:52:30I leave you to your fate.
00:52:32Let's go.
00:52:33After you.
00:52:51I will kill all living things.
00:52:58Vaga crude.
00:53:09I'm leaving.
00:53:10You come.
00:53:12I am afraid.
00:53:13I am afraid.
00:53:15I am afraid.
00:53:21That secret hatch is in the bathroom, right?
00:53:23Yes.
00:53:25I'll go ahead, you have my back.
00:53:26Better you just tell me.
00:53:28I'm going to raise the alarm.
00:53:43Wood bin.
00:53:58Ciccio, Ciccio, you're free, me too.
00:54:01Stop, alone.
00:54:03Hey, hey.
00:54:04Ciccio, Ciccio, what are you doing?
00:54:06What have you gone crazy about?
00:54:07I'm your franguzzo.
00:54:09Hug me.
00:54:15Ciccio, are you shaking me off?
00:54:21Murderer.
00:54:22You're a coisidra.
00:54:23But how?
00:54:24Are you treating me like this?
00:54:25We've known each other for years.
00:54:27And I'd say we're foster brothers.
00:54:30Don't come any closer, you know?
00:54:32Ciccio, don't come any closer.
00:54:33Dude, there will be any living being.
00:54:35No, no, the bar, no.
00:54:40Dude, what are you doing in here?
00:54:55Rosanna, Rosanna.
00:54:56But I'm Ciccio.
00:54:57I know you're Ciccio, but where's Rosanna?
00:55:05Rosanna.
00:55:08But what did they do to you?
00:55:10You're frozen.
00:55:11I'll defrost you now.
00:55:16Peripheral crow.
00:55:19Be careful, Bill.
00:55:33Ninth.
00:55:36No.
00:55:40Ninth.
00:56:02Poor little guy
00:56:03Something must have happened to drive him crazy.
00:56:06Oh, don't worry, this was just a duplicate.
00:56:10And where is Goldfud?
00:56:11I heard him running away from the secret passage
00:56:13I think it's there, near where I was locked up
00:56:28Here, come
00:56:50Murderer, did you have to kill?
00:56:53Wait, go, go, go, go
00:56:55I'll beat you up like a dog
00:57:03What are you doing?
00:57:06Wait for her
00:57:07You've gone crazy
00:57:09You are well advised to listen.
00:57:10Dr. Goldfud fled in his car
00:57:12We have to chase him, there's no time to waste.
00:57:14Understood?
00:57:14Come on, move
00:57:18Murderer, there is nothing else
00:57:19Come on, you come too
00:57:30Here they come, quickly go
00:57:55Where will they be chased?
00:58:02I told you they were running away from us
00:58:04I had it right before my eyes
00:58:05And I'm under your nose
00:58:14Yet I feel they should be close
00:58:16Yes, who knows where they are at this time
00:58:22What do we do?
00:58:24Well
00:58:30Hey, it opened there
00:58:33What are you doing, report them?
00:58:34Stop them, stop them
00:58:35Stop them, stop them
00:58:41Mr. Longinius
00:58:43Mr. Longinius
00:58:45And from up there he saw people running past
00:58:48No, I don't understand Italian
00:58:50I am small, I value
00:58:52The Senate apologizes for the misunderstanding.
00:58:54Let's go
00:59:02Soon
00:59:06Come
00:59:10Let's not disturb him
00:59:18Hey you
00:59:20Outrage against decency
00:59:21Ah, how I would like to see the faces of those idiots
00:59:24Would you really like to see them?
00:59:26Certain
00:59:34Wait till I hear
00:59:35Quick, come
00:59:36Come, please
00:59:37No, no, back
00:59:38You can't stop the car here
00:59:40This is prohibited
00:59:41It's not possible that you want to be late
00:59:43With whatever he wants
00:59:44Come on, let's go
00:59:45Hey
00:59:46Hey, where are you going?
00:59:47Come here
00:59:49Soon
00:59:50Come on, forward
00:59:50Mount
00:59:51The machine is prohibited
00:59:53I'll show you
00:59:54I'll show you
00:59:55Go, go, go
00:59:56No, I'm, I'm
00:59:56You come
00:59:58Scalzoni
00:59:58Look
00:59:59Come this way
01:00:00Let's move on
01:00:00Go, go
01:00:02Come, come
01:00:02Come, come, come
01:00:03Come, come, come
01:00:03Come, come, come
01:00:03Come, come, come
01:00:05This son of a Moroccan
01:00:06Ah, ah, ah
01:00:11Quit now
01:00:12He's escaped us again
01:00:14He left us his cloak
01:00:19Our people are coming
01:00:20Our people are coming
01:00:22How do you end up, guys?
01:00:24They are fine
01:00:25Oh, there they are
01:00:27Let's chase them
01:00:32Quick, on horseback
01:00:35To me it's a horse
01:00:36Ninth
01:00:40Which if they don't hurt you
01:00:42I did not understand
01:00:42Eh, let's score right away
01:00:44Down, what are we doing?
01:00:45We'll be on top of them
01:00:46As soon as we see them
01:00:47Hand
01:00:48Even more
01:00:50Hey
01:00:56I'll let you keep the car
01:00:58They escaped by train
01:00:59Let's chase them with this quick
01:01:01It's quick to do
01:01:17There are no more
01:01:19There are no more
01:01:20Thank you
01:01:22There they are
01:01:24There they are
01:01:33Sixth, forbidden
01:01:43No, no, no.
01:02:06No, no, no.
01:03:00No, no, no.
01:03:27No, no, no.
01:03:55No, no, no.
01:04:02No, no, no.
01:04:03No, no, no.
01:04:33No, no, no.
01:05:04No, no, no.
01:05:17No, no, no.
01:05:39No, no, no.
01:06:16No, no, no.
01:06:45No, no, no.
01:07:25No, no, no.
01:07:31No, no, no, no.
01:07:37No, no, no, no.
01:08:05No, no, no.
01:08:26No, no, no.
01:09:04No, no, no, no, no.
01:09:17No, no, no, no, no.
01:10:07No, no, no, no, no.
01:10:17No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:10:39No, no, no, no, no.
01:11:09No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:11:35No, no, no, no, no.
01:12:08No, no, no, no, no, no.
01:12:35No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:12:40no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:12:41no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:12:45no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no,
01:12:55no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
01:12:58We are officers on board. The instructions are in the bomb compartment.
01:13:02And make sure they put on their overalls before getting to work.
01:13:06Come on, guys. Your time has come.
01:13:26Here's the bomb, get down.
01:13:43Here's the bomb, get down.
01:13:58And what is this phoria?
01:14:01If within the period of one year the bomb should accidentally explode, the Hydrogen Company will be happy to supply you with one.
01:14:08new request.
01:14:10You come, you read it.
01:14:13Oh, yes.
01:14:15Have you had the service done?
01:14:17But why this bomb that is the running-in?
01:14:24Open the HK hatch carefully.
01:14:48We can go, Circe.
01:14:50Now slowly turn the red state B from 7 to 0.
01:14:55What will it be?
01:14:56It goes still, still.
01:14:58Okay, okay, okay.
01:15:02This is what happens when you don't go to college.
01:15:04And as a child it is not of time.
01:15:06Be careful, we can't afford to make mistakes.
01:15:08In two minutes the bomb will drop and that will be the end.
01:15:10Oh, calm down, we understand.
01:15:13Get a sense of conscience before you touch.
01:15:16Yes, don't distract me.
01:15:20Then carefully extract the silver jack located next to the faulty state B, being careful not to
01:15:28touch the one with the red wires and the green wires.
01:15:31Be careful not to touch the red state, the one with the red wires and the green wires.
01:15:37Careful.
01:15:38Now be careful, guys.
01:15:39There is a 99 out of 100 chance that the bomb will explode at this stage.
01:15:52Here's the bomb in the eye.
01:15:54We're off to a flying start!
01:15:56Siancio!
01:15:57We are growing up!
01:16:01Oh mama!
01:16:05Siancio!
01:16:06Give me the handle!
01:16:10Siancio!
01:16:12Siancio!
01:16:13Don't leave me!
01:16:15Don't leave me!
01:16:18I wouldn't know how to live without you!
01:16:21No!
01:16:22No!
01:16:24You don't see it!
01:16:25Don't make a fuss!
01:16:28Don't make a fuss!
01:16:30I don't like this joke!
01:16:33Wait while I hold on!
01:16:35My hand!
01:16:36My hand is holding the other hand!
01:16:40Bait!
01:16:41We're coming in a fury!
01:16:43Where are we going?
01:16:44We're caught!
01:16:47Hello Benson!
01:16:48The bomb fell but did not explode!
01:16:50Well done Bill!
01:16:52Your two agents sacrificed themselves for the good of humanity!
01:16:55Absolutely right!
01:16:56They heroically gave their lives for the good of all homelands!
01:16:59Benson! How do we get back now?
01:17:01The controls are not responding!
01:17:02But do you know or not that the earth is round!
01:17:04Always continuing on the straight and narrow,
01:17:06I would go back to the bearing point!
01:17:08Go ahead!
01:17:09Thanks, Benson!
01:17:13Well yes!
01:17:14Greeting!
01:17:15Thank you!
01:17:17Are we Dora?
01:17:18What do I know!
01:17:24Siccio, it's cold!
01:17:26It will be 40 degrees in the shade!
01:17:29Shut up!
01:17:32I hear talking!
01:17:33I hear Russian being spoken!
01:17:34How did you figure that out?
01:17:36I had a French friend!
01:17:38Ah!
01:17:38Look!
01:17:39Who am I?
01:17:39Hey!
01:17:40Hey!
01:17:43Friends!
01:17:44Hey!
01:17:45Say hello!
01:17:46Say hello like this!
01:17:47Friends!
01:17:48It's us!
01:17:49We are the greeters of the world!
01:17:51Yes yes!
01:17:52The world!
01:17:53And the cremelino too!
01:17:55With cream!
01:17:55With cream!
01:17:57With cream!
01:17:57With cream!
01:17:58With cream!
01:17:59With cream!
01:18:00With cream!
01:18:01Hey!
01:18:01Calm!
01:18:03Leave me alone!
01:18:04You don't know who I am!
01:18:06Fatty graschioschi!
01:18:07But thank you!
01:18:08I am the foster cousin of Lawyer Bistecchini!
01:18:11Who in 1947 was a member of the Chamber of Deputies and wrote...
01:18:15Tovi two!
01:18:15Tovi two!
01:18:35Tovi!
01:18:35Hey!
01:18:42It's all very early, Mr. President!
01:18:45Everything very good!
01:18:46The super bomb did not explode, in fact it is buried in the snow!
01:18:50I demand that this whole matter be stopped!
01:18:53If the Russians learned that any adventurer could steal an American swat...
01:18:57...and drop super bombs on the Kremlin whenever he wants, we'll have endless diplomatic hassles!
01:19:01Is it expensive?
01:19:02Of course, of course!
01:19:03I understand, he had proposed our two agents to me for a high honor!
01:19:08Actually, what was...
01:19:09But void everything, Benson!
01:19:10Do you think it was appropriate to advertise?
01:19:12No, no, no, Mr President!
01:19:15So, I repeat, this operation never existed!
01:19:22We are innocent!
01:19:23But do you want to understand that we are the ones who saved your life!
01:19:26It is the truth!
01:19:27Yes!
01:19:28We have nothing against you!
01:19:30I'm turning it on to my friend Ciccio!
01:19:33Yes!
01:19:35Yes!
01:19:38Yes!
01:19:39Yes!
01:19:40Yes!
01:19:41Yes!
01:19:52Yes!
01:19:58Yes!
01:20:02Yes!
01:20:07Yes!
01:20:08Yes!
01:20:17Yes!
01:20:18Yes!
01:20:26Yes!
01:20:37The Germans!
01:20:42Yes!
01:20:43Yes!
01:20:45Yes!
01:20:46Yes!
01:21:07Yes!
01:21:08Yes!
01:21:08Yes!
01:21:10Maybe they'll agree on where to celebrate!
01:21:12Eh!
01:21:12To Moscow!
01:21:13No, no, I'm talking to Washington!
01:21:15Fly!
01:21:16Washington!
01:21:17Fly!
01:21:19Excuse me if you told me something!
01:21:21Where are they celebrating us, in Moscow or in Washington!
01:21:23That's great!
01:21:25Dude, I'm freezing to death!
01:21:27Oh!
01:21:27Mr. Russo, give me the month of July!
01:21:31I hate summer!
01:21:36What are you doing?
01:21:37I feel cold
01:21:38And what is a radiator?
01:21:39A little warmth
01:21:40And this is for spaghetti
01:21:41You look like spaghetti but you always think about eating?
01:21:44Don't you think I might freeze to death?
01:21:46Get out of the kitchen
01:21:47Go away go away
01:21:50But what are you doing?
01:21:50Can't you feel how stuffy it is here?
01:21:52I'm going to get some fresh air
01:21:53But what air?
01:21:54What a shame!
01:21:57Murderer, you want to make me die of a cold too
01:21:59It's freezing but go warm up go
01:22:01To warm up?
01:22:03But how much is the current here?
01:22:05At 195
01:22:13Here we have visits
01:22:16Good morning sir
01:22:17What are you cooking?
01:22:19Italian spaghetti
01:22:21Spaghetti?
01:22:22What did we invent?
01:22:23But here they call them spaghetti
01:22:25If you allow me to taste them
01:22:27I will be able to use my influence
01:22:28To get you in as agents
01:22:30In the Russian secret service
01:22:32OGPU
01:22:33But tac, tac
01:22:34Comfortable, comfortable
01:22:35Ya, ya
01:22:36CAT, CAT, CAT
01:22:37Come in
01:22:41Excuse me
01:22:47Sorry
01:22:47But are you sure we haven't seen each other again?
01:22:51No, I've never set foot there.
01:22:52Listen, are you sure they'll be al dente?
01:22:54Al dente
01:22:55To the big tooth
01:22:57Now you serve
01:22:58Close it, it's cold
01:22:59Close it, it's cold
01:23:00Close
01:23:01Close it, it's cold
01:23:03Close the movie is over
01:23:04Close
01:23:12Close it, it's cold
01:23:28Four
01:23:29How to get it
01:23:48Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:24:03Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
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