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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S06E02
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00:09We're back in the workroom it's really exciting to have finished our first challenge we're just all
00:18excited to move forward to the next step oh it's Kelly's message eat my bacon work mama how lucky
00:29were we to get to share the first episode with our sister Kelly but how much more lucky are we
00:33that
00:33we didn't get eliminated I was about to have an emotional breakdown on stage today this is so
00:41serious for me I'm here to play the hard game I wonder what the next troglodytes are like we're
00:48gonna eat them alive it's gonna be us against them and it's gonna be like this bitches leave
00:53them a fucking message on the down there I hate to break up a good time but I've got company
01:06coming
01:07in the morning darling so shut your stinking pie hole they got a fish
01:18the winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of color evolution cosmetics
01:23and a cash prize of one hundred thousand dollars with extra special guest judge Khloe Kardashian
01:42the winner of the
01:50well well well I hope you bitches are ready my name is Bianca Del Rio I'm 37 years old
01:57am I the first one great drag queen who's early that never fucking happens
02:03I am an insult comic just like Don Rickles looks like the party but in a dress and prettier and
02:09not
02:10as old perhaps they all went home after they heard that I was here I feel it's my duty to
02:14show America
02:14that some queens have good teeth and good hair
02:20I am Trinity K Bonet I am 22 years of age hi hi Trinity is video fish I'm about as
02:27close as you gonna get to
02:27Beyonce oh look a party it looked like a party just happened there was cupcakes that had already been
02:32eaten and streamers all over the place it's a mystery
02:37oh wow
02:42it's pretty cool
02:45this is kind of awkward
02:47cool
02:50Trinity reminds me of a dear friend of mine from New Orleans
02:53she's dead
02:55I'm Jocelyn Fox I'm 26 years old Jocelyn Fox is all about the look and showing body
03:02Jocelyn Fox is one foxy lady
03:07hi Jocelyn I'm Bianca nice to meet you nice to meet you
03:10apparently Jocelyn wore every fucking piece of jewelry she owned it looked like she went to
03:14Calaire's boutique fell on a sale rack and said I'll take it
03:18those are nice legs thank you she's a pirate one of those legs are wooden
03:22I do like to eat at IHOP
03:33Milk she does a body good girl
03:37I'm Milk I'm 25 years old Milk is a club kid a very conceptual performer
03:43she is not one note she has an entire symphony
03:47hi ladies
03:48milk walking around you think she's in the circus
03:51New York queen
03:52I am
03:53with those lashes
03:54look you know I go for the subtle look
03:55we're all just a bunch of clowns aren't we
03:58no
04:01oh wow
04:04my name is Magnolia Crawford I'm 28 years old and I am Seattle's sexiest drag queen
04:09I'm not sexy
04:10Seattle's funniest drag queen
04:14I view myself as the world's most glamorous trash queen
04:19look at that nose
04:20her contoured nose to death
04:23oh who are you pointing at
04:25nice to meet you Bianca
04:27I thought she was a fucking swordfish
04:28she could flip pages in a book
04:31what inspired your look today
04:33well I was feeling kind of animal
04:35I've got the lions
04:36oh I thought you were going for Peg Bundy
04:40is this America's next top model
04:43oh sorry
04:46just kidding
04:47my name is Courtney I'm 31 years old
04:50I'm originally from Sydney Australia but now I live in West Hollywood
04:53hi everyone
04:54hi
04:54hi Courtney
04:55I was starstruck
04:56nice to meet you Courtney
04:57big fan of yours
04:58my name is Jasmine Fox
04:59it's like meeting a celebrity
05:00I love Courtney
05:01I guess my reputation could intimidate the other queens
05:04I'm most famous for being a finalist of the first season of australian idol
05:08so what type of innocent are you
05:09I'm a singer
05:10oh yeah
05:11live
05:11yeah
05:11oh
05:12fuck you
05:15Courtney looks like a girl
05:17very pretty but that doesn't impress me
05:20it's not drag
05:23I hear Clydesdale
05:25they better widen the doorways and reinforce the runway honey
05:28because a big girl's in the house
05:31I'm Darian Lake
05:32I'm 24 years old
05:33and I'm a compulsive liar
05:36I was picked fan favorite on the online facebook contest
05:39hi I'm Darian
05:40I'm milk
05:41milk
05:42I'm heavy cream
05:44some of the queens are pretty
05:45I'm prettier
05:46some of them are funny
05:47I'm funnier
05:48and some of them are big
05:49but I'm bigger
05:50hi I'm magnolia
05:51magnolia
05:52just a springtime flower
05:53I'm just begging to be pollinated myself
05:55oh
05:58what has been going on here
05:59I have no idea
06:01somebody's been here
06:02did you see that
06:03oh
06:04I don't get it
06:07girl
06:07you got she mail
06:11what
06:14shouldn't there be more chicks
06:16welcome my queens
06:17you might think you were tardy for the party
06:20but it's not about who comes first
06:22it's about who can last the longest
06:26now you gotta fight for your right to party
06:31my voice is so fishy right now
06:36hello hello
06:40welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race
06:44now you may have noticed that you're not the first queens to arrive
06:48in fact last week seven queens came competed
06:54and one has already sashayed away
07:00oh
07:02now on the bright side
07:03by splitting you into two groups
07:05your chance to snatch my attention is better than ever
07:08but on the shady side
07:10there's a one in seven chance that you'll be eliminated before you even meet
07:15the other queens
07:17the pressure is on ladies
07:19are you ready for your big close-up
07:21classic Ru full of a lot of surprises
07:23let's go
07:24bitches are sweating
07:27coming up now what's the k stands for
07:29kardashian
07:30honey you're giving me some kardashian ass in that dress
07:47kardashian
07:47bianca del rio
07:49i usually don't like going first unless it's a bathhouse so this should be fun
07:53say hello to the dreamy mike ruiz
07:56mike is here to shoot your slumber party photo shoot
08:00you'll be posing in bed with all four members of the scruff pit crew
08:05supersize for your pleasure
08:07now you need to give us face and deliver a super sensuous pose
08:11no matter what pops up
08:13or pops in
08:16what i'm looking for is for the girls to really stand out in the photo
08:19i'm from the south so it feels like i'm with my cousin
08:23okay here we go
08:25make dirty filthy love to the camera
08:28it's hard to stay up
08:30i think we might need to take it up a notch
08:33don't you amp it up a little bit
08:34oh god i have an idea
08:37pillow fight oh
08:39oh yeah ooh sexier
08:43it's difficult for someone like me to be sexy
08:47have you seen me i'm clown realness
08:49get that feather out of your mouth there yeah
08:53hope you had your bird flu shots
08:56trinity k bonet work it feel her up
09:00brew i think we need to take it up a few notches
09:03are you talking dutch oven yes
09:05pillow fight oh okay no play to the camera
09:09yeah work it i love doing photo shoots right
09:11that's gorgeous i'm a supermodel
09:14beyonce push michelle out of the way yes
09:17it's a slumber party massacre
09:21jocelyn fox there's a fox in the hen house
09:25oh you're giving me a little raquel welch there
09:27feathers are flying everywhere pillows are coming in my face this is pure chaos oh dear
09:37jocelyn girls how was it that was a mean trick
09:42i'm noticing that jocelyn skirt continued to rise all day i'm gonna need her to put some panties on
09:48or some boy shorts or something is there a bottom half to that dress girl hello i couldn't fit it
09:54in my
09:54suitcase
09:57that's gorgeous beautiful oh yeah
10:01courtney act is caught in the act courtney knows how to do sexy she's a natural yes eat your heart
10:06out call me today but you know what rue i think we need a little something extra poppers
10:12pillow fight
10:14pillow fight
10:15bingo
10:21oh yes mama
10:24that's what i'm talking oh yes
10:29corny is so funny and sexy and really nailing this challenge
10:33mother may i sleep with danger magnolia crawford
10:39plate to the camera you need to serve that face girl we're losing it
10:45all right you're killing me mary who's thirsty for milk lower milk
10:53fine stay focused hot milk yes flash that lauren hutton smile careful those feathers are collecting
11:01in your cleavage oh there's that cookie i had earlier oh wow
11:08motorboating on darien lake
11:11oh good morning oh my god did you enjoy it that was fun
11:18oh my god hey jasmine i'm trying to recognize everybody out of drag
11:24everybody's de-dragging and it's kind of fun to see the man behind the curtain
11:27oh that felt good i'm just as surprised to see that bianca del rio is a real human being
11:34underneath all of that clown makeup oh boy bodies as a boy courtney act is the cutest she's tan with
11:41that beach blonde hair i normally don't do dairy but for milk i'll make an exception
11:49hello hello hello hi and who the hell are you ladies i pulled an all-nighter reviewing your slumber
11:59party photos some of you were a wet dream come true and others were a real snooze but the winner
12:06of
12:07your first mini challenge is
12:13where'd that come from trinity k bonet
12:23condragulations i'm posting your photo on the rupaul's drag race instagram account so everyone can
12:28like it that's good now as a little surprise i have a party favorite for each of you oh scruff
12:37bit crew oh my look at those packages for this week's main challenge you need to create your best
12:46life of the party high fashion couture hashtag party like a drag queen using only the leftovers
12:53from one of these party packs there's toga party luau party princess party quinceanera
13:01saint patrick's day party republican party and my favorite hoedown
13:08trinity you won the mini challenge so you get to pick yours first and then re-gift the others
13:15i want the princess party now which box have you chosen for darien lake saint patrick's
13:21saint patrick's day party what about jocelyn fox
13:28quinceanera for jocelyn fox yay magnolia crawford oh now all right what about caught in the act
13:38republican that seems fair and balanced for bianca del rio luau hope i get laid
13:45so that means that milk gets the toga party gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman win
13:55this is the first challenge and i want to win i got bills to pay i got dogs to put
14:01through college
14:03coming up what kind of silhouette are you planning i'm thinking very kind of
14:09like sort of maybe not quite more oh god i don't know
14:24well look courtney what my hairy nuts oh those aren't cha-cha heels today's challenge is to
14:32create a high fashion outfit based on what we have in our party box hmm okay it's like christmas
14:44oh there's every color you could ever think of oh i love everything in my box i have house numbers
14:52house it's your age 51. 15 stick them on your head see if anybody comes to visit knock knock
15:01oh okay hey that's ugly oh my god this is awful i got a bunch of shit it has nothing
15:13to do with my
15:14style jesus christ it's the first challenge good god go get a grip that's ugly hello hello hello hi rupal
15:25how are my party monsters doing darien lake hi luck of the irish oh so now of course the box
15:37is a saint
15:37paddy's day party box but the challenge isn't to do leprechaun right but it's to interpret the box to
15:45darien lake style exactly and what kind of silhouette are you planning i'm thinking a very kind of
15:52like glamour executive sort of maybe not quite more oh god i don't know you know
16:01so it's in process is that what you're saying dad well look at the irish to ya
16:09trinity k bonet hey what it do mama roo now what's the k stand for kardashian kardashian really
16:15so now you've got the princess party box yes what are you planning for it i wanted to play with
16:21two
16:22types of princesses futuristic princess leia and princess kate kate middleton exactly okay yeah
16:30so you're somewhere between star wars and buckingham palace so um great i'm going to be looking out for
16:39you you caught the act hi rupal i caught you in the act you did catch me in the act
16:44thank you for
16:44explaining my name to america because i know that in american accents it doesn't always work
16:49except maybe in boston right caught yeah yes is this caught in the act style because you show a lot
16:56of body don't you yeah yeah i'm sure that michelle will say courtney stop relying on that body
17:02just make sure you don't come down the runway looking like the dog's dinner see you later thank you
17:09bianca del rio you can call me jiggly i've got to ask you that rapid fire quick whip did you
17:16always
17:16have that it's just instinctive and i call it my little rolodex of hate so when you're faced with
17:20the situation you just roll through and you go what do i have what do i have now you have
17:25a background
17:25in fashion i work for a broadway costume company in new york city we built costumes so it comes in
17:30handy
17:30when you're a drag queen absolutely so i'm assuming you're going to kill this challenge i hope i can't
17:35wait to see what you walk down that runway well thank you i'm looking forward to it all right
17:38see you then okay thanks magnolia croffitt hi bro how you doing i'm feeling really real honky
17:45tonky ready for a hoedown that's the party box you got is the is the hoedown that's the box i
17:50got
17:52what was in there hideous fabric really i got a big old
17:57sheet of denim oh denim is good we like denim yeah i don't i don't think it screams high fashion
18:04there's this brown which looks like shit what is magnolia crawford style i think of myself as a
18:10glamorous trash queen uh-huh things that are so ugly they're pretty well listen this challenge could be
18:18right up your alley turn it out magnolia croffitt thank you okay jocelyn fox hey rosie q
18:28now which box did you get quinceanera so what do you have planned i finally selected narrow down my
18:34fabrics yeah that's a lot of fabric well i want to avoid it being too loud and too busy
18:44all right all right thank you rosie q well hello there melk hi are you wearing acid wash hot pants
18:54i am what is milk all about she is big and scary freaky and creepy and that's what i love
19:04to do
19:04so your camp aesthetic how is that going to meet with high fashion i'm going for sort of xanadu
19:11like jumpsuit oh boy okay do you think you can make a jumpsuit high fashion i do yeah yeah well
19:20listen i just got to tell you you're up against a lot of competition and you'll be under a lot
19:24of
19:24scrutiny i really want my first impression to be unique something very milk i'm still doing pants
19:33ladies gather round now tomorrow the party moves to the main stage where we'll be joined by our
19:41extra special guest judge bible chloe kardashian my idol chloe kardashian i'm in heaven are you keeping up
19:54ha ha don't it up see you later coming up thinking about wearing facial hair really queen hope you're
20:04packed you think this represents you i can't even begin you've got to bring it every time okay this is
20:10the motherfucking olympics girl good morning work room this morning we're back in the work room
20:22finishing up our looks for our very first runway stuff to do stuff to do one of us is going
20:27home
20:27and we're gonna already unpack all that ain't nobody trying to pack it back up sometimes when drag
20:33queens wear pants you get that lovely moose knuckle effect and it is white what goes on the middle
20:39she's just wearing her tits out oh yeah thinking about wearing facial hair
20:43hair okay a beard really queen i mean i'll do anything to make myself look different okay hope
20:53you're packed ha ha ha nice knowing you of course i'm getting weird looks for throwing on a beard
20:59i don't care what they think about my look screw them that will go underneath and then this will go
21:06there's more underneath as well wow it's a reduction jocelyn's outfit is a little busy i couldn't stop
21:14myself actually it's really busy and these are my shoes no one's ever seen a quinceanera quite like
21:21this in this challenge i may be underestimated by the other queens but i plan on being the black horse
21:27in this competition do you mean dark horse oh it is dark horse isn't it
21:39i've always said black horse i think i'm gonna start putting on my face
21:47so like in australia you kind of like natalie and brulia famous i'm a household name if you say
21:52courtney act they'll know who you're talking about i was a finalist on the first season of
21:56australian idol i got signed to sony bmg i toured around the country and i've gone on to have a
22:02really great and wonderful career in australia you're a big deal i'm not nervous at all about
22:07going up against courtney act i don't see a lot of like drag there i was on a stereo shop
22:12commercial
22:13but it was only local tell me about that we were in drag they wanted some local like celebrity type
22:19people and none of them were available which is why you took the job
22:26true
22:33milk has put on a beard oh she's beardsy huh what the
22:37fuck really queen i spent all fucking morning shaving mine off hello
22:54have a girl put the face in your walk head to toe let your whole body talk
23:03and what welcome to the main stage of rupaul's drag race michelle visage my gorgeous steel magnolia
23:13sentino rice are you ready to party and play
23:17and drag race super fan chloe kardashian now have you ever partied like a drag queen oh honey do you
23:24not know my family and my sisters we're all queens at heart hello this week for part two of my
23:31big
23:32opening our queens were challenged to transform leftover supplies into one-of-a-kind life-of-the-party
23:39couture now they're ready to get they swerve on gentlemen start your engines and may the best woman win
23:47now sissy that wow first up trinity k bonnet holy trinity i think she's intergalactating serving
23:55anthrax i've snorted worse in my life i'm giving you queen amidala ghost of the mint gala baby
24:02everybody's checking me out i look good she comes in peace of ass
24:09bianca del rio daughter of vanessa del rio yes can't you tell look at the size of her nuts
24:16i'm giving miss honolulu 1968 high fashion i'm feeling it hawaii five oh no she better don't
24:25dip into the waters of darien lake well hello mrs lake tonight i'm getting on the runway 70s studio 54
24:34couture wow look at those lucky charms shake our tits hell yeah now where is she hiding that pot of
24:41gold
24:41at the end of a rainbow here comes magnolia crawford from hoedown to couture holstein couture would you
24:50call that a moo moo milk it i feel like hoedown meets high school prom in 1993. she's utterly fantastic
25:00work it heifer jocelyn fox quinceanera 15 going on fabulous where the party at everywhere
25:12apparently sandbags i am serving up fun flirty life of the party because that is jocelyn fox tijuana yes
25:21i do ah caught me a look at that big box i'll say can you see she's a member of
25:29the tea bag party
25:33i'm feeling like a vixen i'm bearing flesh i've got legs i've got body oddy oddy oh yes she's walking
25:40the party line darling work it out don't it make your red state blue milk from toga party to couture
25:50oh dear now i've heard of a milk mustache but honey i am serving hermaphrodite realness
25:59i am feeling xanadu and i am working it out very sister dimension or father time depending how you
26:06look at it now sister that wow coming up it was just a disaster i get this angry vibe from
26:13you you have
26:14to get people to like you welcome party girls it's time for your first critique from the judges
26:27first up trinity kardashian bonnet honey you're giving me some kardashian ass in that dress oh
26:33i think that would have been fierce without the bulletin board behind your neck can you take that
26:38off see look how much more beautiful that looks gorge thank you trinity next up bianca del rio that
26:47dress is gorgeous you definitely know how to construct for the body i don't steal this and
26:51try marketing this at sears now girl honey it's stolen it's gone i do think that your eye makeup is
26:57a
26:57little too heavy because i don't feel like i could see your eyes as much as i would like to
27:00it's just the
27:01softening of the edges but those dimples are everything i didn't know you could see my ass
27:06all right thank you bianca thank you next up darian lake oh hello dear your face looks beautiful
27:13that's how you soften the edges right there looks gorgeous but that said a little boring here
27:19i have a very big camel toe my plus is very large and in charge i'm a big girl i
27:24embrace it though but
27:25i cannot have ruching in front of my body because it's just going to accentuate my plus i wish your
27:31outfit was stronger next up magnolia crawford my eyes honed right in on that nose contour it is so
27:39dark girl that dress it's very basic it's like i don't think that this print is basic
27:45but you think this represents you yes because i am attracted to things that are so ugly they're
27:52fabulous you're not giving me that that's not ugly but i didn't like my box there's only so much you
27:59can do with red and white check the thing is you could have done more i've got a goddamn bow
28:03on my
28:04ass i get this angry vibe from you okay this is the motherfucking olympics girl okay you've got to bring
28:13it every time and if you want to be in this business you have to get people to like you
28:18we're going to move on next up jocelyn fox hey jocelyn hello you sexy sexy bald man
28:25the whole outfit is just over the top it was like a parade float she didn't wear anything from
28:31her box and you weren't every freaking thing in your box you're beautiful you don't need all of that
28:37cut it in half next up caught in the ass g'day you're giving me cheryl teague's cosmo cover 1976.
28:46i honestly want to just skin you alive and wear your body your body is phenomenal i did notice that
28:52you
28:52were tripping up a little bit on your skirt it's just too long i think thank you courtney last but
28:57not least milk so milk um do you think this is representative of who you are yeah i i have
29:07a very
29:07quirky persona and style i know i'm not gonna ever fit in with those glamorous queens and so why not
29:14stand out you probably could have left off the beard because really the whole ensemble
29:22looks like a million dollars really like a fashion illustration just right off the page
29:27you are owning everything of who you are that's what i love all right thank you
29:32thank you ladies while you untuck in the form decor lounge the judges and i will deliberate
29:39all right just between us squirrel friends let's start with trinity kardashian bonet i love trinity's
29:47creativity trinity brought an entire performance to the runway after she took the pizza box off from
29:53her neck i thought she was fierce bianca del rio love that dress i would wear that dress i loved
30:00her
30:00sense of humor she's a queen i'll be watching the only critique is the makeup you gotta blend
30:06sissy that face you better sissy that face girl darian lake she's stunningly gorgeous but it
30:12looked like she went to the fancy section of dress barn unforgivable is the routine the coochie
30:17rushing god the puffy puss i can't deal magnolia crawford girl if you're gonna wear a cow print you
30:25better camp the hell out of that dress wear a bell around your neck it's interesting watching magnolia
30:30crawford get so defensive i totally relate to it i've been there myself i get irritated when they talk
30:35about my marriage or my sisters sure but i want to be a better version of me that takes constant
30:42work
30:42and if you're going to be defensive then it defeats the point all right let's move on to jocelyn fox
30:47i
30:48don't know if i could forgive that outfit the midsection had no shape i don't mind that outfit
30:52it's not like she's coming out here in a career woman no but the construction was just a disaster
30:57caught in the act there was not much going on to that outfit so she definitely was relying on her
31:02body
31:02which hey if you got it rely on it do whatever you can but i just would expect a lot
31:08more from her
31:09all right let's move on who wants milk hopefully milk will be able to make the look more feminine when
31:16we ask her with that said i thought it was a ballsy move to come out with a beard i
31:19like a big set of
31:20balls yeah you know honey please silence i've made my decision bring back my girls
31:36welcome back ladies i've made some decisions trinity k bonet you're safe
31:47bianca del rio your couture was a real maui wowie
31:54condragulations you're the winner of this week's challenge you've won a 2500 shopping spree from fabric
32:01planet milk if you're not playing it safe you're safe
32:11portney at body 10 couture six you're safe magnolia croffitt your bovine design was not divine
32:25where's the beef i'm sorry my dear but you are up for elimination
32:31darien lake your face is painted for the ages but your rouge looked rushed jocelyn fox your couture
32:42reminds me of a wedding something old something new something borrowed something blue green yellow pink
32:50red chartreuse jocelyn fox you're safe
33:01darien my dear i'm sorry but you're up for elimination
33:05it's just me and magnolia give me the firing squad i'm ready two queens stand before me ladies
33:12this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination the time has come put your
33:23lip-sync for your life good luck and don't fuck it up
33:59turn the beat around
34:02I'm going to show the judges that I'm funny, fabulous, and that I have a great nose.
34:11I am looking those judges dead in their eye and getting that glance right back.
34:14This is what you paid for, and I'm giving you extra.
34:18On the drum.
34:19Hey!
34:22Oh!
34:25I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love
34:28you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
34:32I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you.
35:02One thing I know for sure, you can't keep a good hoe down.
35:09Now, sashay away.
35:15It's a shame they didn't get to love me as much as I love me.
35:18Yeah, I might have come across a little abrasive.
35:21The thing is, all publicity is good publicity.
35:24So I'm going to take it and run with it.
35:26Peace, fuck out.
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