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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S18E15
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00:06Tonight, they are back.
00:09This season's eliminated queens return to the main stage
00:12to go head-to-head and toe-to-toe
00:15in the ultimate all-Rupala Perusa lip-sync smackdown.
00:21But only one lip-sync assassin will snatch the title
00:25of the queen of Sheena already had herses.
00:28Plus, a cash prize of $50,000.
00:37We're back!
00:38Yes!
00:39Look, I'm back!
00:43We are back in the workroom for the all-Rupala Perusa,
00:45and I am so excited to be back.
00:47This is all 14 seconds.
00:50We are missing one person.
00:52Where's Crystal?
00:53Where is Crystal?
00:56Is that something that happened while I was at home?
00:58Yes, honey, yes.
00:59Can y'all fill me in?
01:00What did I miss this time?
01:02We did have one of the greatest snatch game performances.
01:07I'm talking Bloody Mary.
01:10Can we take a moment to acknowledge the other Bloody Mary in the house?
01:13Oh, yes!
01:14Who, me?
01:15I wanted to share a bit of how I was feeling with my look and make a statement.
01:19After being voted in the bottom by these queens during Raid of Queen, I'm out for blood.
01:24Sometimes you get voted in the bottom, and you get eliminated because of your peers, and it just feels like
01:31a bucket of blood dropped on you at prom.
01:33I'm paying tribute to one of the most iconic moments in horror, Carrie White getting the bucket of blood dropped
01:38on her because that's how it felt.
01:40Subtle.
01:42Oh, brother.
01:43I don't see the connection.
01:45Carrie White was a high schooler who had telekinetic powers.
01:47You just did a bad poem.
01:49Briar, last time I saw you, I was rubbing her chest and telling you to wake up.
01:56Guys, she's going down.
01:57Medic!
01:58Just breathe.
01:58Breathe.
01:59I was very concerned for you.
02:01So, how's everything?
02:02Are you okay?
02:02So, since the last time we have all spoke, I eventually found out that I had pneumonia.
02:08Oh, my God.
02:09And then when I came home, I ended up developing sepsis.
02:12Sister.
02:13I didn't realize the problem that was happening in me until it was far too late.
02:17And then it turned into an even bigger problem because I wasn't taking care of myself.
02:22After speaking with my doctor, we've kind of made the conclusion that it's not in the best interest for me
02:28to participate in the Lollaparusa today.
02:31I know we had a little squabble amongst ourselves, but we all love you and support you.
02:36This is just the beginning of the rest of your life.
02:39I'm really sad that I don't get to participate in the lip syncs today, but the girls are being very
02:43comforting and caring to me right now.
02:45Even Athena's being so kind, and I know it's hurting her.
02:49So, Briar's no longer participating, and there's a top three.
02:51So, it was 14 of us, now it's 10 of us, right?
02:53What?
02:53It's 10 of us.
02:54Oh, okay.
02:55Minus one.
02:56It was 11.
02:57It's 11.
02:57Kenya, we are learning less math, so make sure you know those words, baby.
03:02The girls want to come for me.
03:04Did she send you home?
03:05Right!
03:06I sent your ass home with those heads.
03:08Head over.
03:10Throughout this season, I feel like I've had my share of ups and downs with lip syncs.
03:14But this is what I do.
03:16I'm ready to slay these hoes one by one.
03:18I need that fucking money, girl.
03:20I can't wait to see how this turns out.
03:24And on that note, that very shady note, bitch.
03:27Let's get ready for these goddamn lip syncs, okay?
03:33Here I come.
03:34Yes!
03:36Girl, I'm having flashbacks.
03:39Your table look, I think about it all the time.
03:41Girl, we're gonna serve some cunt cunt cunt today, okay?
03:45Yeah, that's right, girl.
03:45We left the table behind for this one.
03:47No tables, no antlers, no hooves to take off of me.
03:52Today, the mango came back fully juiced.
03:54There might be some tricks.
03:56You know?
03:57We just need to wait and see.
04:01For the first time since she left, Sierra and I are in the same room.
04:04And I think it is high time that I put my investigative journalism hat on.
04:09Sierra, I do have a question.
04:12What's up?
04:12And be so truthful.
04:14Was putting a bunch of fucking scrap fabric in that suitcase sabotage?
04:18Uh-oh.
04:20I do not believe that a bunch of trash got put in the suitcase
04:28without any kind of shade happening.
04:30Room, do we believe that? Room, do we believe that?
04:33The question is, did you think you were gonna make something for yourself
04:35or did you really think we were gonna switch a room?
04:36I came in knowing it's probable that I would have to use it,
04:40but it's possible that we could switch a room.
04:42So if you had gotten that suitcase?
04:44I packed it for myself.
04:46Sure.
04:46Knowing what I could make with it
04:48and knowing that it would have been fierce.
04:49With the one yard of fabric?
04:51It was more than one yard.
04:55Roll the tapes!
04:56Well, it sounds like you feel some type of way about it.
04:58We still haven't answered the question.
05:00I said no, it's not sabotage.
05:02Okay!
05:03So you obviously don't believe that answer.
05:04No, to be clear, I don't believe the answer.
05:07Okay, let me just fact check a little bit.
05:09Sure.
05:09So you picked the fabric, yes or no?
05:11Yeah.
05:12Uh-oh.
05:12And then you won the challenge, yes or no?
05:14Well, yeah, you being the Wile E. Coyote of drag
05:16doesn't mean that it wasn't sabotage.
05:17You just painted the train tunnel on the side of the cliff
05:19and then it came out and hit you, bitch.
05:20Well, are you bringing it up to center yourself
05:22in the conversation again?
05:23Oh!
05:25Girl, this is crazy, bitch.
05:27The girls are fighting.
05:28We're back!
05:30I'm happy you cursed my name while I was not here.
05:33I'm happy to haunt the workroom even in my absence.
05:36Okay, so you're gonna pick Jane for the lip sync
05:38and y'all gonna duke it out on the floor, right?
05:39Y'all need to settle this on the main stage.
05:44I'm feeling a little nervous because a lot of these girls
05:46are fierce lip-sinkers.
05:48Juicy, how many people did you send home?
05:51Three?
05:52Oh, you did three too, right?
05:53I did, well, I sent two people home.
05:55Oh, okay.
05:56Fuck your hoes.
05:57Oh, I forgot. Mia, I saw it.
05:59We already have our assassins determined in this group.
06:03Mia Starr, legend in the dance community.
06:06Mia, you're literally like the choreographer extraordinaire.
06:09You sent me home.
06:11That means you could dance for Britney Spears now, man.
06:13Britney, call me.
06:15Hands down, the strongest lip-sinkers of this group
06:17are Juicy Love Deon, Kenya, Mandy.
06:22America, Mandy Mango still won that lip sync.
06:27You have to be on some level excited
06:28knowing your capabilities.
06:29Honestly, like part of me is like excited just to do it.
06:33Because like, you know, this is like looming over my head.
06:35Because like everyone's looking at me to perform.
06:38Morphine 1, She Done Already Done Has Hers is in season 16.
06:41So the pressure's on, baby.
06:42I got to bring this title right back home.
06:44Are you feeling good about the La La?
06:45I am feeling.
06:46Are you going to win the money for Mommy?
06:48Yes.
06:48You want to win the money for Mommy?
06:49Yeah.
06:50If I win this $50,000, not only do I get the bragging rights,
06:54but I get my lick back on Kenya.
06:57I could do the tiebreaker with Juicy.
07:00I could send some other bitches home
07:02that I don't know I'm going against.
07:03Ladies, let's get ready for the all RuPaul RuPaul of Perusa.
07:07RuPaul of Perusa!
07:08Are you ready to slay, bitch?
07:12And may the best drag queen win!
07:15Hey!
07:16Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
07:19She's a female phenomenon.
07:22It's Michelle Visage.
07:23I'm a glamazon, bitch!
07:26He puts the D in don't be jealous of my boogie.
07:30It's Jamal Sims.
07:32Now you can say that you are not, but I always see you looking.
07:36We are one week away from this season's grand finale,
07:40where we are going to crown ourselves a winner, baby.
07:44But tonight, we've challenged our returning queens
07:47to an all RuPaul of Perusa lip sync smackdown.
07:51It's because we can license all the songs for just a little bit of money.
07:57Oh, oh, there's no money?
08:00I owe them $4.
08:04Racers, start your engines and may the best drag queen win.
08:14Bring back my gals.
08:18Baby, I'm ready to give it all on the dance floor
08:21because this is what I do.
08:22It is go time.
08:27There is $50,000 on the line.
08:30It would buy so many safety pins.
08:35This is a seat to the best drag show in the world.
08:38Get your popcorn, bitch.
08:41Some queens can give tricks and flips.
08:43I give concept and substance.
08:49Baby, mama is great.
08:50I got my chaps.
08:52I got my fringe on.
08:53Baby, let's ride this rodeo.
08:56And now, our top three queens.
09:04Kiss my grits.
09:07Tonight, our eliminated queens are back to compete for the title of the queen of Sheena already had hers.
09:15Plus, a cash tip of $50,000.
09:19Brought to you by Stop That Train, the first feature film from the Drag Race universe, in theaters June 12th.
09:27All right, now.
09:29Since Briar Blush is not up to compete, tonight, she'll be cheering her sisters on from the sidelines.
09:36Briar, my dear, please take a seat in the queen's gallery.
09:40Don't mind if I do.
09:44Tonight, new Ru Paula Perusa rules are in full effect.
09:49Didi Fuego.
09:51Mandy Mango.
09:52Sierra Mist.
09:53Vida Von Teese Star.
09:55Mia Star.
09:56And Athena Dion.
09:57As the first queens to be eliminated, you'll compete starting in round one.
10:03Kenya Pleaser, Discord Adams, and Jane Don't.
10:07As the next three queens eliminated, you'll get to skip round one and join the SmackDown in round two.
10:16Juicy Love Dion.
10:17As the most recent queen eliminated, you get to skip the first two rounds.
10:24Start competing in round three.
10:29Juicy gets to skip all the way to round three, which makes her the final boss.
10:34Finish her!
10:35This makes a lot of sense, and it's really scary.
10:39Nene Coco, Mikey Meeks, Darlene Mitchell.
10:43Next week, you'll be facing off for the title of America's Next Drag Race Superstar.
10:48But for tonight, you can just sit back and enjoy the show.
10:52Darlene, may I see a dessert menu, please?
10:56Coming right up.
10:57Ladies, you may lead the stage.
11:02Kenya, Discord, Jane, and Juicy, please be seated.
11:08I get to sit and watch the entire first round, and then start battling in the second one?
11:14That's fierce.
11:16Now, let's get this all Rupaula perusa rolling.
11:22This is round one.
11:26Oh, pick crew.
11:30Ladykins, in Asaf's golden hopper are six balls with your names on them.
11:36One ball for each of you.
11:38To determine the first queen to lip-sync, Asaf will randomly pick one queen's ball.
11:46All right, Asaf, spin that hopper.
11:58Asaf, whose ball are you holding?
12:02Sierra missed.
12:04You will be competing in tonight's first lip-sync.
12:09Why do I feel like this is Hunger Games a little bit?
12:11Like, why are we in the Capitol watching them fight?
12:13Now, Sierra, you get to pick your opponent.
12:17I did not want to pick the person.
12:19I wanted to pick the song.
12:20I wanted to pick the song.
12:22Who do you choose?
12:24Okay, well, if I can't pick the song, that means I have to think about who might pick a song
12:29that I would like to do.
12:33Sierra missed.
12:33First, you get to pick your opponent.
12:36Who do you choose?
12:42I'm gonna pick Mama Athena Dion.
12:44Oh, shit!
12:46No way!
12:48Why do you think she chose Athena?
12:50I don't know, she has a bad history of choosing lip-sync people.
12:55Athena loves the song Born Naked, and that's the song that I want, so I'm hoping that she will pick
12:59that song.
13:00Now, Athena.
13:01Yes.
13:02You get to choose the first song from our all Rupaula Perusa playlist.
13:08Will it be Born Naked, Call Me Mother, Cha-Cha Bitch, Just What They Want, Main Event, Mina Butter, Pretty
13:18Gang, or Sissy That Walk?
13:20All amazing songs, by the way.
13:22Thank you, darling.
13:23Huge fan of your work.
13:27Born Naked.
13:28Oh!
13:30Yes!
13:31The plan worked out!
13:32She picked Born Naked!
13:33It is on, D.Va.
13:35Now, the rest of you may step to the Queen's Gallery.
13:42I know this track inside and out, and Sierra is dressed as some monstrosity Jabba the Hutt hybrid.
13:49Bask in the glory of the goddess Athena as she slays this... thing.
13:55Two queens.
13:56Two queens, stand before me.
13:58Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and move forward to the next round.
14:06The time has come for you to lip sync for your life!
14:18I'm a little hot and sweaty in all of this, but I am so ready to give you the freak
14:21show that I am.
14:23Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
14:27A
14:33Who you waiting for? Another savior?
14:37Always lookin' but you'll never find, never find.
14:40Wakin' up from, another night gone
14:43Always lookin' but you'll never find, never find.
14:46Going downtown you go, where you goin'?
14:49Throw your top down like you know where you going
14:52Tell me one thing in your life, where you going?
14:55Running for the good lines
14:58And I said, ooh
14:59Who do you think you are?
15:03Who do you think you are?
15:06I'm telling the truth now
15:08We're all born naked and the best is great
15:11A lonely highway, you get the wrong way
15:14Always chasing down a fantasy, fantasy
15:17A sexy muscle car under the radar
15:20Always looking, but you never see, never see
15:24Going downtown, you know where you going?
15:27Throw you down, down, like you know where you're going, too
15:30Come on, dear, take it, honey
15:33All of the silence in your mouth said, ooh
15:37Who do you think you are?
15:40Who do you think you are?
15:44I'm telling the truth now
15:45We're all born naked and the best is great
15:48We're all born naked and the best is great
16:02I'm telling the truth now
16:02Who do you think you are?
16:05Who do you think you are?
16:09I'm telling you now, you're all one naked and the rest is grand.
16:15I'm telling you now, you're all one naked and the rest is grand.
16:29Hello.
16:33Queen's, I've made my decision.
16:37No!
16:39Do I get to know?
16:40This is rude.
16:43Sierra Mist, contractulations.
16:46You're the winner of the first Lip Sync Smackdown.
16:49Yes!
16:51What?
16:52You'll advance to the next round.
16:55Oh, I'm feeling confident now, diva.
16:59Athena Dion, thank you for a stellar season.
17:03Now, sashay away.
17:05Well, thank you so much.
17:07Good luck, divas.
17:08Let's go!
17:10Well, I didn't win that Lip Sync, so it looks like the goddess fell from the high horse she was
17:14on back into the workroom and she's pissed!
17:18Whoa!
17:19Oh my god!
17:20I thought I ate that!
17:21You did!
17:22Run me that drink now.
17:23I'm sorry, I did better than Sierra!
17:26I'm gonna go sit on the couches with the winners.
17:28I'm gonna drink until the delusion feels real.
17:32Boo.
17:32Oh!
17:33Hello!
17:34I finally get to be in the lounge area.
17:37You look amazing.
17:37You two back together.
17:39Isn't that crazy?
17:39Yeah.
17:40It's like I just lost all of her.
17:41I wasn't having to sit next to her.
17:42This is like my personal hell right now.
17:45Oh my god!
17:47Let's go!
17:48Let's go!
17:48Round one continues.
17:50Didi, Mandy, Vida, and Mia, star.
17:54Let's see who's competing in our next Lip Sync.
17:57Asaf, shake him up.
18:00Yeah, really turn him.
18:02Turn it, honey.
18:03Let those balls know who's in charge.
18:10Mia, star.
18:12Mia, who do you choose as your opponent?
18:15Do I call somebody who I know is a fierce lip-syncer?
18:19Or do I call somebody that I feel could be an easy win?
18:22I'mma choose my good sis, Mandy Mango.
18:26Hello, Mandy!
18:30Okay, sister.
18:31What is she doing?
18:33You know, Mandy throws herself around like crazy.
18:34I'm saying.
18:35Remember, like she was like a whacker.
18:36Yeah.
18:37Mama, you're gonna see the classic Mandy Mango Vogue and Queen.
18:41Now, Mandy Mango, which song do you choose?
18:45I'm gonna have to pick Just What They Want.
18:49Girl!
18:51Oh, she said, fuck you, Mia.
18:53Like this is the song like everybody was afraid of.
18:55Mandy chooses one of the most wordy songs in the selections.
18:59It's gonna be really interesting to see what happens here.
19:02Didi and Vida, you may step to the gallery.
19:06Let's get out of here, sister.
19:07Right.
19:09Good luck!
19:10Mia, what the freak did you just do?
19:12Cuz Mandy is fierce.
19:14Why did you do this to yourself?
19:18The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
19:25Life.
19:29Good luck.
19:31And don't fuck it up.
19:33I know you wanna work.
19:35I know you wanna work.
19:37I know you wanna work.
19:39I know you wanna work.
19:39I know you wanna work.
19:39Boom, check it, boom.
19:40We opening our doors, breaking applications.
19:42We scope out the floors of the room.
19:44She, focus on the floor.
19:45Potential sensation.
19:46The bella du jour.
19:47Turn it blue.
19:48She hoping for some more coin.
19:49Just for the ball.
19:50But she ready for the wartime.
19:51Fire resides inside of the feet.
19:53I've got an open mind.
19:53But she always keep up.
19:55My sights set down the line.
19:56My height's a job.
19:57I've been calm as my night.
19:58My climb high.
19:59She plans for the highlights.
20:00Might be my kind.
20:01Might be the right time.
20:02Serving works.
20:03Living life.
20:04Quite the fight.
20:04She's the highlight of my night.
20:06I just might can fight in her outside.
20:07I have a mind.
20:08You've died with her all night.
20:16I know I wanna work.
20:17They wanna see you let it out.
20:18They wanna see you go on.
20:20You know I am in business.
20:22The law must give up, just what they want.
20:23They wanna see you hurt.
20:24They wanna see you let it out.
20:26They want to see you all caught.
20:27You know I am in business.
20:29The law must give up, just what they want.
20:31They wanna see you hurt.
20:32Hey, hey, hey,asy!
20:35Oh, okay, Mia is eating that, yeah.
20:40Let's go, baby!
20:43Yes!
20:44Baby, free me!
21:05No shame, fam, don't need to fit in these.
21:07Oh, guys!
21:09No shame, no shame, no peace, but who is the drag commander-in-chief?
21:12Lesser checkups to the boss, pay the price, I pay the calls.
21:15Flash, she flexed it when I floss.
21:17Damn, she rexed it, she drops back the belly to the drop.
21:20Oh, my God!
21:22Let's leave your arms!
21:25I'm sorry, I can't see my eyes off Mia.
21:27I can't see my eyes off her.
21:29Hey!
21:31Hey!
21:32Hey!
21:32Hey!
21:36Not the money.
21:37Yes, that was so fun!
21:40Queens, I've made my decision.
21:48Shit!
21:49Well, that's a bummer.
21:51What do you think?
21:52I think they're going to give it to Mandy.
21:53The dips were a little, mm, a little crunchy.
21:56Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough.
21:57Yeah.
21:59Oh, no!
22:02I'm disappointed.
22:03I'm really disappointed.
22:04But, if anyone was going to send me home, I feel justified in that it was Mia.
22:09How did it feel getting rained on?
22:10It was real money!
22:11No, it wasn't.
22:12Girl, sweet.
22:13How much?
22:14Shut up!
22:15Okay.
22:15She brought real money?
22:17She literally, she was like, that's literally $100 right there.
22:19Sorry, it's a force of habit.
22:23Oh, that's probably the first racket.
22:25Now, to finish up round one, Didi, Vida, the drag gods have paired you up for our third
22:31lip sync.
22:32Now, let's find out which one of you gets to choose the song.
22:37Oh, I love this angle.
22:38Whose ball are you cupping?
22:43Vida Vontistar.
22:45My strategy is going into the lip sync with experience and being able to relate to a song.
22:51I am going to choose main event.
22:55All right.
22:57Okay.
22:57As the pork chop of season 18, I have a lot to prove.
23:01I can't believe I went home to a lip syncing table.
23:04So, it's time to redeem Didi Fuego.
23:08The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
23:20Good luck and don't fuck it up.
23:25Good luck and don't fuck it up.
23:30Here we go again.
23:32Chapter 2.
23:34Turn another page.
23:36I'm walking in the rain.
23:39Paint a smile up on my face.
23:42Vida.
23:43Vida.
23:44The spotlight.
23:46See the heartbreak in my love light.
23:50When the laughter starts to fade.
23:52All the time it takes and I'll stay
23:58When you strike up a man
24:01Baby, try to like the beat of my heart
24:08Before Snowy had a chance to stop
24:11When you step in to the disco
24:15Leave your problems at the front door
24:18You know the world don't have to hear
24:21Long as you DJ, wrap up a spin
24:26This is the main event, are you ready?
24:30Just let the music dance into your soul
24:33Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:36Just let the rhythm make you lose control
24:40This is the main event, are you ready?
24:44Just let the music dance into your soul
24:47Faster, faster, exhilarating
24:50Just let the rhythm make you lose control
24:54I won't let love bring it down
24:57You won't see me cry, I'm a dance star
25:00I won't let love bring it down
25:04You won't see me cry, you won't see me cry
25:07You won't see me cry, you won't see me cry
25:11You won't see me cry, I won't cry
25:15Just let the music dance into your soul
25:18I can see that Miss DD is doing wig reveals
25:21Costume changes, all of this
25:23But honey, I'm going to emote the true feeling of this song
25:26Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:36hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:39hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:42hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:42hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey,
25:43hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey
25:54Queens, I've made my decision.
25:59Oh, God damn.
26:02Vita Von T. Star, contragulations, you're a winner, baby.
26:08Woo-woo!
26:09You are moving forward to the next round.
26:11Please take a seat in the gallery.
26:13It feels validating to walk back.
26:17Get my shit.
26:18Let me sit my seat over here.
26:19Move aside, honey.
26:22Didi Fuego, my queen.
26:24Thank you for setting the season on fire.
26:28Now, sashay away.
26:30Thank you all very much.
26:32Woo-hoo!
26:35Oh, God, give us a hug!
26:39I was saving that final reveal for the final lip sync,
26:42but all right, y'all get it now.
26:44Adios!
26:48Last guesses.
26:49All right, so be mean. Who lost?
26:50I thought Didi lost.
26:51I'm expecting Vita to walk in right now.
26:53And you're expecting who to walk in?
26:53Didi.
26:54And you?
26:54Didi.
26:55You?
26:55I think Vita might walk in.
26:57And you?
26:58Oh, I was a judge.
26:59I was a moderator.
27:00Oh, shut up.
27:01I'm loca!
27:03My guilt was not the main event today!
27:06Even though I didn't win this lip sync,
27:08it is still a victory.
27:09I got to show y'all what I can do.
27:11This is from my culture to yours.
27:12Can we go arriba?
27:13Arriba.
27:14Abajo.
27:15Abajo.
27:15Al centro.
27:16Al centro.
27:16Y pa dentro.
27:17Cheers, everyone.
27:17Thank you for your love and support
27:20to your season 18 pork chop.
27:22Oh, my God.
27:23Oh, my God.
27:24Oh, my God.
27:25Can you please her?
27:26Discord Adams.
27:28And Jane, don't.
27:29You'll be joining Sierra Mist,
27:31Mia Starr,
27:32and Vita Von Teese Starr
27:35in round two
27:36of our all-Rupaula-Purusa
27:40whatchacallers.
27:43Now, look at Juicy
27:45sitting all alone in the VIP.
27:50Now, let's see
27:51who's lip syncing first
27:52in round two.
28:00Vita.
28:02Back to back?
28:03I'm no spring chicken.
28:05I'm still trying to catch my breath
28:06from five minutes ago.
28:08Mama tired, honey.
28:09Vita, who do you choose
28:11as your opponent?
28:12I will choose
28:14my star sister, Mia.
28:17Okay, bitch.
28:18Wow.
28:19The stars are aligned.
28:21Yes.
28:21Did you have a death wish?
28:23Mama, Discord is right there.
28:25Okay, Mia,
28:26you get to choose the song.
28:29I am going to choose
28:31Call Me Mother.
28:33All right.
28:34That's a lot of work.
28:35A lot of words.
28:37Out of all songs
28:39you could have chose,
28:39you choose the one
28:40with the most words?
28:43Come on, girl.
28:44The rest of you
28:45may step to the gallery.
28:48I picked Call Me Mother
28:49because I know this song,
28:50I have choreographed this song,
28:52and I'm ready to perform this song.
28:55The time has come
28:56for you to lip-sync
28:59for your life.
29:06Good luck
29:07and don't
29:08fuck it up.
29:12Get you back in the house.
29:14Feels for clacking about.
29:15Fine fish, feminine style,
29:16211 under vines.
29:17No heavenly gentlemen,
29:18track this down.
29:19Cross the board,
29:20no doubt.
29:20Party like, wow.
29:21It's about to look at this track.
29:22It's about to look at this track.
29:23It's about to look at this track.
29:24It's about to look at this track.
29:24It's about to look at this track.
29:26Give me this and now,
29:27rock to the side.
29:28What is that sound?
29:29Watch me drop, drop,
29:30drop into the ground.
29:31Drop to the floor,
29:32drop to the floor.
29:33I left the tennis together to score.
29:35I've been out there,
29:36yes, I love that.
29:37Come on!
29:38Uh-oh, man!
29:38From the Clinton studio,
29:40keep it tight.
29:41Better Call Me Mother!
29:43Hey!
29:44These are queens.
29:44These are drag queens.
29:46Yeah!
29:47Mother, mother.
29:48Nine.
29:49Come on!
29:50Let's go!
29:51Yeah!
29:53Yeah!
29:55Yeah!
29:56Get back!
29:57Oh-oh!
29:58Oh-oh!
29:58I'm a-oh!
29:59I could be looking at my honey when you're coming to me.
30:01So come on!
30:01Like the freaking freaking night,
30:03you did not come back,
30:03give the freaking money to the clock.
30:05Ow!
30:05Oh!
30:05You!
30:07You!
30:08You!
30:08You!
30:10You!
30:12You!
30:14You!
30:14You!
30:14You!
30:16You!
30:16You!
30:17You!
30:18Oh no!
30:19I'm wrapped to Amazon.
30:20Pay no money because I'm on another echelon
30:22It's automatic, super-sonic, kind of sex
30:24I'm trying to buy you, but don't have to aim you
30:25Can't you learn? And I'm ready to shake the jelly when the dog is out
30:27The camera's gonna get all the photos with advances on
30:29I've been looking at a better 20 million
30:31Now get your camera phone, cause in a minute I'm about to be off
30:34None of these bitches is country-locking
30:36Rocking me, shippings are perfect like phones
30:37Running my business, this boss coming down
30:39Where I step in, you know where, what it do?
30:42Oh, none of the world would it do
30:43None of these bitches are stuck in the room
30:45None of my business don't need a release
30:46Realistic, but they know where, what it do?
30:48Oh!
30:49No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no
30:59Friends!
31:02Ah!
31:09I don't know!
31:10I don't know!
31:11That was good!
31:13Queens, I've made my decision
31:21Queens, I've made my decision.
31:27Mia Starr, contractulations.
31:30You're a winner, baby.
31:33Two for two.
31:35I'm telling you, my prices are going up, y'all.
31:37My price is going up.
31:38Maybe my $20, but it's good.
31:40It's going up.
31:43Vita Von Teese Starr.
31:45My queen, keep on shining.
31:48Now, sashay away.
31:50Time to take this rodeo back to Alabama.
31:53Get it up.
31:56Oh, one more thing.
31:58Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:00You know you want to eat up.
32:05Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:07Vita, Vita, Vita.
32:09Now that my time is up with the all RuPaulapalooza,
32:12I'm just full of emotions right now.
32:14That damn nigga.
32:15Oh, she gave me a run for my money.
32:17You did that to yourself. You picked her.
32:18I don't know. I was just expecting her to pick 60 that walk.
32:21Oh.
32:22But yeah.
32:23Call me mother and I need to call an ambulance after that.
32:31I can't wait to see who's lip syncing next.
32:35Oh, pit crew.
32:40Show us who's ball you have in your strong manly grip.
32:46Oh.
32:47Kenia Pleaser, you'll be competing in tonight's fifth lip sync.
32:52All right, bitch. Let's get it.
32:55Now, who are you going to choose as your opponent?
33:01I'm going to go with Miss Sierra.
33:03Ooh.
33:04Oh.
33:06Hey.
33:07The reason I picked Sierra is because she beat me in the Besties Little Design Challenge earlier this season.
33:13So now, I want to give her a taste of her own medicine and beat her.
33:17All right, Sierra, you get to choose the songs.
33:19Hmm.
33:21Well, um, since we are girl group divas together, we're in the gang, so let's do pretty gang.
33:28All right.
33:30This pick is probably gagging everyone because when you think of Sierra Mist, you would not think wordy rap diva.
33:37But I want to show that I can do anything.
33:41The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
33:54Good luck and don't fuck it up.
34:10Oh, hey.
34:11I'm so weird.
34:11She ain't shit.
34:12She ain't shit.
34:13I can't do anything.
34:22I'm not fucking Forgetting.
34:24I don't like to do anything I'm a Run.
34:26Hey.
34:26My Lord, no.
34:30Skitts.
34:30She ain't shit.
34:30She's getting her dead on.
34:31Que la true.
34:32Give it, give it.
34:33I can't do anything I can do, no.
34:36Get it, get it, get it girl now.
34:37Get it, give it, get it, get it girl now.
34:38Get it, give it, get it.
34:39I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch kick
34:48Oh, you don't think so? Well, let's ask your name
34:58Oh, you don't think so? Well, let's ask your name
35:04Oh, kickin' doin' it for me
35:14Never go
35:15I'm not sayin' that I'm the first to be doing what I did
35:18It's not a shit, honey
35:23Give it
35:24Give it, give it, give it, girl now
35:27Random House
35:28And I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch kick
35:32I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch shit.
35:36I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch shit.
35:38I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch shit.
35:39I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch shit.
35:42I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch shit.
35:43I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch shit.
35:44I'm a real bitch with a pretty bitch shit.
35:45Oh, you don't think so?
35:46Let's ask your man.
35:49Come on!
35:52Yeah!
35:55Come on!
35:56That was so true.
35:59Queens, I've made my decision.
36:10Queen's, I've made my decision.
36:17Can you please her?
36:19Condragulations, you're a winner, baby.
36:23Bitch, I just won this motherfucking lip.
36:26Thanks, honey.
36:27Can you please her?
36:28It's a winner again.
36:29Thank you, Lord.
36:30Have mercy, Jesus.
36:31I am one step closer to that $50,000, bitch.
36:35And you'll be competing in the next round.
36:37Oh, yes.
36:41Please have a seat.
36:43Michelle, we twins, bitch.
36:46Sierra Miss, thank you, my dear, for a sparkling season.
36:51Now, sashay away.
36:56Well, shit.
36:58Lost a lip sync again, I guess.
36:59But you know what?
37:00We went out fighting.
37:03Remember, take care of yourself.
37:10Well, they got me, guys.
37:12Oh, man.
37:14Damn.
37:15You look so good.
37:17This pose nasty.
37:17How are you feeling right now?
37:18I feel a little sweaty.
37:20Yeah.
37:20But I feel puss.
37:21And can you tell us about the prosthetic boobs?
37:23The boobs?
37:24The boobs?
37:25The boobs?
37:25They look amazing.
37:27But you did them yourself, right?
37:28So, yeah, I applied these.
37:29It takes, like, a little bit of time to, like, glue them down and blend it out.
37:33But the tits are fierce.
37:34I'm so glad that I have them.
37:35And they look good, don't they?
37:37Yeah, they do.
37:39Great job, sister.
37:40Oh, here we go.
37:41We're back.
37:42Discord Adams, Jane, don't.
38:10What song do you choose?
38:14I feel like God had feelings about my elimination, and he's paying me back by giving me the opportunity
38:21to do the funniest fucking thing imaginable.
38:25I am standing with one of the greatest walkers in the history of RuPaul's Drag Race, and so
38:35I think it's only appropriate that we sissy that walk.
38:41I do.
38:45Two queens stand before me.
38:49The time has come for you to lip-sync for your life.
39:01Good luck and don't fuck it up.
39:27And if I fly, or if I fall, at least I can say, I need it all.
39:35Good luck and don't fuck it up.
39:36And if I fly, or if I fall.
39:39Oh, oh, oh.
39:45Oh, oh.
39:47Oh, oh.
39:49Oh, oh, oh.
39:51Oh, oh.
39:51Oh, oh, oh, oh.
39:53Oh, yeah.
40:06Jane has that skill where she can take a bit and make it hers.
40:27Damn, this is almost a million bucks.
40:51You'll sissy that wall.
40:56Come out!
41:01Queens, I've made my decision.
41:07Queens, I've made my decision.
41:13Jane, don't.
41:15Congratulations.
41:16Your winner, baby.
41:18You are moving forward to the next round.
41:21Thank you so much.
41:22Sissy that walk over to the Queen's Gallery.
41:24Damn!
41:25Yes!
41:26I am the winner of the lip sync and my reaction is, yeah no duh.
41:31If I had lost a lip sync to Discord, I would have to hang the wig up.
41:35Discord Adams, thank you for an epic season.
41:38I hate to see you leave, but I love to watch you walk.
41:44Now, sashay away.
41:46Are you sure?
41:49I'll be back.
41:53I don't necessarily agree with the results of the lip sync.
41:57Jane won with my walk.
41:59Come on.
42:01Time for a drink.
42:05Hey!
42:09There she is.
42:11It was so good.
42:12It was such a good one.
42:13You sit that walk good.
42:13It was fun.
42:14It was goofy.
42:15It was fun.
42:16We're back.
42:16Here we go.
42:17Here we go.
42:17Here we go.
42:18All right, ladies.
42:19We are in round three.
42:20Woo!
42:22Juicy Love Dion, you'll be joining Mia Star, Kenya Pleaser, and Jane Don't in round three.
42:30Now, the queens that win the next two lip syncs will advance to the final smackdown.
42:38Asaf handled their balls with care.
42:49Show me who you got.
42:51Jane.
42:54Jane Don't, who do you choose as your opponent?
43:00Ooh, so many tempting choices.
43:03If I pick Juicy, I cannot outdance this woman.
43:07But I know that if I pick Mia or Kenya, they both really want to do peanut butter.
43:12And I'm not trying to be in an ass-shaking competition against either of those people.
43:19So it's a real Sophie's choice.
43:24Juicy Love Dion.
43:29So Juicy, you get to choose the song.
43:34I think it's time to do some cha-cha bits.
43:39Jane, you are a silly little goose.
43:42I'm here to win.
43:43Let's give it, girl.
43:44Let's cha-cha.
43:45Kenya, Mia, you're up next.
43:47But for now, take a seat.
43:51These are two powerhouse queens.
43:54With both different performance styles.
43:56If Jane can put the Jane magic on it and do that thing where she makes the other person look
44:02a little silly or look a little stupid, she can win it.
44:05Two queens, stand before me.
44:09The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
44:20Good luck, and don't.
44:23Fuck it up!
44:24Ain't no party like a cha-cha party cause a cha-cha party goes...
44:28No!
44:30Welcome back!
44:31Awww
44:34One.
44:35Three.
44:36Five, six.
44:37Cha-cha, bitch.
44:39Five, six.
44:40Cha-cha, bitch.
44:41Ella, morena.
44:43We and the fuck are gonna stay bailando con ella.
44:46Awww!
44:46They wanna know, oye, quién es ella?
44:48Que lo que llame es mona.
44:50Awww
44:50Awww
44:50Awww
44:54Awww
44:54No brands.
44:55I got to get to shake my hands, move my hands
44:58I'm global, I guess you're a lot
45:00Then I say, start trouble
45:06Cha-cha, bitch
45:09Never seen that before, he just made history
45:12Five, six, cha-cha, bitch
45:14Five, six, cha-cha, bitch
45:19Super, six, cha-cha, bitch
45:21Oh my god, he's so good
45:23Fucking real
45:24I got to get to shake my ass, move my hips
45:41Come on, boy, it's you, my mom
45:43Then I say, start trouble
45:49Cha-cha, bitch
45:50Two, one, two, three, two, three, two
46:19Come on
46:22That was insane.
46:25Oh, the suspense is killing me.
46:28Queens, I've made my decision.
46:34Juicy Love Dion, congratulations.
46:37You're a winner, baby.
46:39And you are headed to the final lip sync.
46:45Muchísimas gracias, Ruth.
46:47Te amo.
46:49I just won.
46:50And we're now one lip sync away from winning $50,000.
46:55Now cha-cha, bitch.
46:57There we go.
47:00Jane Don't, for serving drag excellence all season long.
47:05We salute you.
47:06Now, sashay away.
47:09Thank you so much.
47:10Thank you all.
47:12I love you, too.
47:14Fuck it up, bitch.
47:17This birthday party sucks.
47:21I did what I came here to do.
47:22I made them laugh.
47:23So, I'm ready to go drink.
47:26Didn't talk shit.
47:28Hey, it's me, Juicy Love Dion.
47:32Yay!
47:33That was fierce.
47:35That was fierce.
47:36I, girl, I blacked out.
47:37I don't know.
47:38I don't know.
47:38I don't know.
47:39I don't know.
47:39I don't know.
47:39I don't know.
47:39I don't know.
47:40I don't know.
47:41This will determine who lip syncs against Juicy for $50,000.
47:44Oh, my God.
47:45I'm so excited for this.
47:47Queens, before you lip sync, I have to ask an important question.
47:52Do you like it creamy or crunchy?
47:56The last time that they lip synced against each other, Kenya sent Mia home, but it was
48:00a song that was not in Mia's repertoire.
48:02And this is very much in both of their wheelhouse.
48:05Yeah.
48:07The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
48:18Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
48:23Oh, honey.
48:23Oh, yes, honey.
48:25Due to the fact that her thighs spread just like this.
48:33Well, I'm going to walk back in that door like before.
48:38High, high heels on the hardwood floor.
48:40They all coming back for more.
48:42Back, back, back for more.
48:44Hit it up doing right this time.
48:45Add so fine.
48:46Never gonna stop till the beat is mine.
48:49Won't come round if you're so inclined.
48:51Won't, won't, won't.
48:53Let's be delicate Jim, don't shake.
48:55Let's be delicate Jim, don't shake.
48:57Let's paint on the coat, Jim.
48:59Spread that jug.
49:01Hit him on the head.
49:02Kiss my grip.
49:03Your mama's in the kitchen by the oven on the fridge.
49:05Your daddy's in jail.
49:06Raising hair.
49:07And your sister on the corner.
49:08Sister on the corner selling.
49:10Get him, get him, get him, get him.
49:13Get him, get him, get him.
49:14Get him, get him, get him.
49:16Get him, get him, get him.
49:21Let me see the dog.
49:22Let me see the dog.
49:24Get him, get him, get him.
49:26Is it freedom?
49:27Dog, green, diva.
49:29Let me see y'all work y'all peed up.
49:31Hot off the heat up.
49:32Making your shoes up.
49:33Your shoes, your shoes, your shoes up.
49:35Bring it to the beat up.
49:36Pump your your feet up.
49:37Don't run along with the jumping on things up.
49:39Make me get RuPaul and freedom.
49:41Yes, yes, you're not a believer.
49:43Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake.
49:45Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake.
49:47Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake.
49:49Ooh, you're so bad.
49:50You're so good.
49:51Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake.
49:53Must be jelly, cause jam don't shake.
49:57Spread that jelly, spread it cool.
50:00Get him out of here.
50:01This my dog.
50:02Your mama's in the kitchen.
50:03Don't make that work, don't show up.
50:04You got this in jail.
50:05Raise your head.
50:06And your sister on the corner.
50:07Sister on the corner selling.
50:09Oh, yes, honey.
50:21Let me see y'all.
50:22Let me see y'all.
50:25Get on from the way.
50:26I'm not DJ.
50:27Watch me shave.
50:29Yeah, all the brothers wanna eat this cake.
50:31Let me show you how to instigate.
50:33Boom, boom, boom, boom.
50:49Queens, I've made my decision.
50:56Me a star, contractulation to a winner, baby.
51:01I love you.
51:03You are heading to the final lip sync.
51:08I can't believe it.
51:10It actually sinks in that you can potentially win this $50,000.
51:15And the bragging rights of she already done had purses.
51:19You better get it.
51:20Kenya Pleaser, thank you for spreading your peanut butter all season long.
51:26Now, sachet away.
51:29All this peanut butter honey, all of it dwelling.
51:35I'm sad that I lost, but I'm very proud of what I delivered on that stage today.
51:39I did not leave without a motherfucking fight.
51:41Because that's what bad bitches do.
51:44Andrew, the question still remains.
51:47Kenya Pleaser, bitch.
51:49Fucking love her.
51:51That was a good lip sync.
51:52What a show.
51:54They both ate.
51:54Due to the fact that her...
52:01Welcome back to the workroom, bitch.
52:02I feel fierce.
52:03No shame.
52:03I feel sweaty and out of breath, but I feel fierce.
52:05So good.
52:06We were out here screaming, yelling, crying, throwing up.
52:10You're so good.
52:10I feel good about it because I know I did my motherfucking day.
52:13Beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle, beedle.
52:15Beedle.
52:17Attention queens in the workroom.
52:18Your presence is requested on the main stage for the final.
52:24All Rupala, LaRuza, Shemina.
52:33Just get your ass over to the main stage.
52:38Now I'm in a particular situation because I have my sister and my daughter about to go at it.
52:44I'm excited because I think I can get money out of either of them.
52:47It's a win-win for me.
52:49Oh, wow.
52:51Welcome back, queens.
52:52Let's give it up for Juicy Love Dion and Mia Starr.
53:00Juicy Mia, Juicy Mia, Juicy Mia.
53:03Listen, Morphine Love Dion, Miami, Suzy Toop, Fort Lauderdale, and one of us hoes are bringing it back home.
53:10South Florida is not one to be messed with.
53:13Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance.
53:18Cover girl.
53:20The last time me and I lip synced against each other, we tied.
53:23So I'm ready to perform my little butt off like I've never done before.
53:29And if I need to be carried out on a stretcher, so be it.
53:32Now, for the last time tonight, two queens stand before me.
53:37Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me, snatch the title of queen of she didn't already, then has
53:46hers, is this?
53:48And win a cash prize of $50,000.
53:55The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
54:05In all seriousness, it's an honor to be sharing this moment with Juicy.
54:09But bitch, I'm about to mop the floor with this hoe.
54:11Good luck and don't fuck it up.
54:26And when they see me, they want to be me.
54:30I am a fantasy.
54:33Cover girl, put the bass in your body.
54:37Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
54:40Cover girl, put the bass in your body.
54:44Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
54:48Two grown-ups Chinese, wake up at TV.
54:51Valley my little cozy.
54:54Box office sweet team, and ask your mom and me.
54:58Now watch me snatch your jerseys.
55:01Cover girl, put the bass in your body.
55:04Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
55:08Cover girl, put the bass in your body.
55:12Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
55:16Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
55:28Turn on the runway, another payday.
55:33Cover of magazine.
55:36And when they see me, they want to be me.
55:40I am a fantasy.
55:42Cover girl, put the bass in your body.
55:46Catch your toe, let your whole body chop
55:49Cover down, put the bass in your one
55:53Very too slow, let your whole body chop
55:57Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:10Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:14Catch your toe, let your whole body chop
56:17Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:21Cover down, put the bass in your one
56:24One, one, one, one
56:32One, one, one, one
56:36One, one, one
56:39And once
56:59Queen's, I've made my decision.
57:07Juicy Love Dion, congratulations.
57:09You're a winner, baby.
57:23To win this, it's an honor.
57:27It's the best feeling in the world.
57:29You've won a cash tip of 50,000 doulas, plus tickets to see Stop That Train.
58:06In theaters June 12th.
58:12Tune in next week for the grand finale of RuPaul's Drag Race.
58:17But first, tell us which of the top three queens you want to be crowned America's next drag superstar.
58:23Are you team Darlene Mitchell, team Mikey Neeks, or team Nene Coco?
58:35Let your voice be heard using the hashtag Drag Race.
58:40And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell you're going to love somebody else?
58:44Can I get an amen up in here?
58:46Amen!
58:47All right, let the music play.
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