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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S07E07
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00:09I survived.
00:10Ugh, bitch.
00:12Everything happens for a reason.
00:15Candy hole.
00:16I survived the lip sync, and no ma'am, Pam, no ham, no turkey, no cauliflower.
00:22I can't do that again.
00:24I'm fixing to do one wig that's not gray, and then I'm going right back to gray.
00:28Sorry, Michelle.
00:29She was like, and what did I tell you last week?
00:31If they gave me specifics, I would fucking do it.
00:35Miss Max still choose to pull out them dust-ass gray-ass wig.
00:39I would like to see her at the bottom so she can get a reality check.
00:43IJS, I'm just saying.
00:45Let's talk about you in this corset, honey.
00:47How does she breathe?
00:49I don't get it.
00:50I feel amazing.
00:51I'm like, we're going to sit around and talk, and then we're going to get out of dread.
00:54Oh, well, collect all them stones, girl.
00:56I'm over Kennedy, missing the mark on these looks.
00:59Didn't look like she was dead.
01:00She doesn't look like a woman.
01:02Kennedy looks like, what?
01:05She was like, what the heck?
01:07What am I supposed to do for this one?
01:09I honestly think Kennedy just needs to go.
01:13She looks like Tony the Tiger on crack.
01:19The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
01:23cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000 with our extra special guest judges, Michael Urie
01:30and Tamar Braxton.
01:32Tamar Braxton.
01:33They're the best woman, best woman.
01:40Oh, God.
01:41Another day, another dollar.
01:43Another day, another drag.
01:44It's a new day.
01:45It's down to eight girls.
01:47My game plan going forward is to kill a few of the girls to make it to the top.
01:54Oh, girl.
01:55She's already the head of hers.
01:58Hey, racers.
01:59Hey.
02:00Like my mama used to say, you ain't got nothing nice to say about somebody.
02:04Don't say nothing at all.
02:09Or just ask Bianca Del Rio to say it for you.
02:13Aw, look at you guys.
02:15I hope you're not as stupid as you are ugly.
02:17Listen, I've got one tip for you.
02:18You're a drag queen.
02:19Be funny.
02:23I have nothing to say.
02:24For once.
02:27Hello, hello, hello.
02:29A vision in polka dot.
02:31Now, for weeks, the judges and I have encouraged you to show us the real you.
02:37And you know what?
02:39I've had about all of that I could take.
02:42So, today, it's time to find out who else you can be.
02:47That's right.
02:49Oh, no.
02:50This week's maxi challenge.
02:54Snatch game.
02:57Now go and hashtag that.
03:00Snatch game is the challenge that every fan of RuPaul's Drag Race has been waiting for.
03:04We put on these giant latex frog costumes and we go through a fiery obstacle course.
03:09Okay.
03:09All right.
03:09I'm sorry.
03:10You compete on a live game show, a parody of the match game.
03:14So, you need to impersonate another star's charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent.
03:20But be careful whose you choose.
03:23Because it could be a very hairy situation.
03:27I know that feeling.
03:29Gentlemen, start your engine.
03:31And may the best woman win.
03:35Okay, Snatch Game.
03:36Down to business.
03:37Who are you doing?
03:38I'm doing Donatella Versace.
03:40I'm doing Donatella Versace.
03:42I have been working on this Donatella Versace for like eight months.
03:45They want me to be out there and I think that this would be a great chance for me to
03:48kind
03:48of push myself outside of the pretty little box.
03:50I've been planning to do Donatella since the first time I auditioned for RuPaul's Drag Race.
03:53I mean, come on girl.
03:55Sounds like one of you has to be the bigger person and just bow out.
03:58Did you bring a backup character?
03:59Not at all.
04:00Not at all.
04:01I literally don't have any other choice.
04:03I'm doing it.
04:05Who are you going to do, Kennedy?
04:06I was thinking about doing Little Richard.
04:12But he's a man.
04:14You can't do that.
04:15Why?
04:15Because it's a man.
04:16I'm still being in drag.
04:17He's being in drag.
04:18It's all right.
04:18No, ma'am.
04:19No.
04:20No.
04:20It's a man.
04:23Snatch.
04:25Vagina.
04:27Why don't you do Sweet Brown, girl?
04:29She's only had like one line.
04:31She's got an entire monologue.
04:32Cold pop, bronchitis.
04:34Anybody got time for that?
04:35It's funny.
04:36People are going to know who it is.
04:39I'm really torn.
04:40I just don't know who I'm going to do at this point.
04:47Who are you going to do?
04:48I'm doing Sharon Needles.
04:49Max is doing Sharon Needles from season four.
04:51She has a darker side to her.
04:53And I'm going to keep it like Disney Sharon Needles.
04:55Really?
04:56Sharon's shocking.
04:58Punk rock.
04:58And, you know, that's kind of out of character for Max.
05:05Hello, hello, hello.
05:06Hi, Rue.
05:08Jane Dior Fierce.
05:09Yes.
05:10Who are you going to be?
05:11I'm going to be Raven Simone.
05:12How are you going to channel Raven Simone?
05:15She's just kind of like high pitched.
05:16And she's always like, ah!
05:21Girl, now come here.
05:23I feel like if we met each other, we could be best friends.
05:25Yeah, but what does that have to do with Snatch Game?
05:28We sitting in the audience have to say, that is so Raven.
05:32You get back to work.
05:35Hey, good looking.
05:36What you got cooking?
05:37I had an unexpected turn of events today.
05:40What happened?
05:41Me and another girl had the same Snatch Game character.
05:44What queen is it?
05:45It's Violet.
05:46We were both going to do Donatello Versace.
05:48But, um, I've chosen to do Teresa Caputo, the Long Island's medium.
05:54Yeah, yeah.
05:56Was that a discussion?
05:57Or she said, I am doing Donatello.
05:59No, she didn't have a backup.
06:00Well, listen, Miss Fame, the competition is really narrowing down.
06:05So you've got to go for the jugular.
06:07You were kind enough to change your first choice.
06:10But, you know, being kind is one thing, but being the winner is a completely different thing.
06:15I just want you to do what's in your best interest, not in the best interest of the other contestants.
06:19Well, shit, I'll be Versace.
06:22This is a competition.
06:23Sometimes you have to step over other girls to get where you want to go.
06:27So, sorry, girl.
06:29Coming up.
06:30I cannot believe this shit.
06:33Motherfucker.
06:34Throw it in the pot, RuPaul.
06:35Do you want a spoon?
06:37Who are you doing?
06:38Little Richard.
06:46Today's maxi challenge is Snatch Game, which is a drag race version of the original show, Match Game.
06:52Hello, Katia.
06:53Hi.
06:54Who are you doing?
06:54Suzy Orman.
06:55Have you done her before?
06:56Nope.
06:56Now, I know that you do a Russian act because the Katia character is a Russian.
07:01Why didn't you do a Russian character?
07:02Because you do it so well.
07:05What is it you're afraid of?
07:07I don't know.
07:08I think it's like my whole life I've been riddled with anxiety.
07:12Fearful of things that aren't a big deal.
07:14I'm afraid to show this character because it's the thing that I do best and I'm terrified of failing at
07:21it.
07:22You have an addiction to the anxiety.
07:25I've never thought of that before.
07:28I've been addicted to alcohol, crystal meth, cocaine.
07:31The reason you're here is because you're super talented, so don't be afraid.
07:35Okay.
07:36Addicted to anxiety.
07:40LaGuardia, Newark, Kennedy.
07:42Who are you doing?
07:43I've been wearing my brains out trying to figure out something.
07:45So I came up with Sweet Brown.
07:47Ain't nobody got time for that.
07:48Uh-huh.
07:49Right, right.
07:49Well, Little Richard.
07:53Uh-huh.
07:54So is that what you're going to go with?
07:56I just, I don't really know.
07:57I'm like torn, really.
07:59Well, listen, I'm going to leave that to you.
08:01I can't decide for you and that's all I'm going to say.
08:06I think it's very risky going with Little Richard.
08:08The stakes are very high going into the Snatch Game, so I'm just debating.
08:14Violet Chachki.
08:15Hi, RuPaul.
08:16Now, I heard a little rumor that you're doing an Italian superstar.
08:20I am Versace.
08:21Now, she's been funny in skits on television.
08:24How are you going to stay away from doing what someone else has done?
08:26Obviously, I think I can execute a better look.
08:28Look is one thing.
08:29There is a different skill to make a character funny.
08:32Let me hear a little bit of your Italian accent.
08:34The woman should be all confident, sexy.
08:36You know, she should put something on her body and feel like she owns the world.
08:41All right.
08:42What were the other ideas you had?
08:44I was thinking of you and doing Alyssa Edwards.
08:46Maybe.
08:46Can I see a little bit of your Alyssa Edwards?
08:48Three-o-ones.
08:49Done.
08:50Top.
08:50Bottom.
08:50Done.
08:53That's good.
08:54You might want to consider switching to Alyssa.
08:59Motherfucker.
09:00Stir the pot, RuPaul.
09:01Do you want a spoon?
09:02Listen, all you got to do, make me laugh, okay?
09:05You get to work.
09:07All right.
09:08Can I get a time check?
09:12I cannot believe this shit.
09:17You're more comfortable doing Donatello than do Donatello app.
09:20Well, I'm not.
09:20I'm more comfortable doing Donatello when there was just one.
09:23I guess I'm going to fucking do it.
09:26You don't have to do it just because RuPaul said you should.
09:30Well, it's like, am I going to be better than her?
09:32Or should I be a competition?
09:33It will definitely be a competition.
09:36Shut up.
09:38All right, ladies.
09:40Later today, I will meet you on the set of Snatch Game.
09:43So good luck.
09:44And don't fuck it blank.
09:49Oh.
09:53Welcome to Snatch Game.
09:56Let's meet our contestants.
09:58A talented actor who's spent more time in Barbra Streisand's basement than she has.
10:04Michael Urie.
10:05Hi, Michael.
10:06How are you?
10:07Good to see you.
10:08And all's fair in love and war with the real Miss Tamar Braxton.
10:13Are you ready to meet our stars?
10:15Yes, go on.
10:16Our first star is drag superstar from the house of haunts, Sharon Needles.
10:23Have you been to any good seances lately?
10:26I just got back from one.
10:32All right, down to our next star.
10:34This Cosby kid is all growed up.
10:36Welcome, Raven Simone.
10:39I just had a vision.
10:40Really?
10:40I'm a lesbian now.
10:42Oh, my goodness.
10:43That's so Raven.
10:44That is so neat.
10:46Next up, financial advisor, Susie Orman.
10:50Hello, my darling, dear little chickadee-boo Paul.
10:53Now, Susie, I make $8 an hour hosting this show.
10:57Can I afford a yacht?
10:58Ah, how about a little rubber ducky?
11:00I'll throw in a hot bag of nickels just in case.
11:02You got a deal.
11:05Now, from the hit web series, Alyssa's Secret, Alyssa Edwards.
11:11I'm Alyssa Edwards, and this is Snatch Game.
11:15You know, I've always wanted to ask you, Alyssa, what is your secret?
11:19I'm sitting on it.
11:20Oh, okay.
11:23You almost got me there, bitch.
11:24Oh, good to know.
11:25From the Genovese crime family, it's Big Ed.
11:30Hi, Rupo.
11:32I'm feeling very excited.
11:34What is your bra size?
11:35It's a medical mystery.
11:38From the house of Versace, it's Donatella Versace.
11:42Donatella Versace, house dumb boots, Rue.
11:45How are you?
11:45I'm doing great.
11:46Now, is it pronounced Versace or Versace?
11:49It depends on where you come from.
11:53I would have probably had more of an Italian accent and less of a Russian accent.
11:57I don't mind, but hey.
11:59Good golly, Miss Molly.
12:01It's rock and roll legend, Lil Richard.
12:05Are you feeling a little more tootie or a little more fruity?
12:08A little more tootie, baby.
12:14Shut up.
12:16Last but not least, music superstar Adele is here.
12:20Hey, girl.
12:21I got five vowels.
12:23What is that, darling?
12:24No whammy.
12:26No, no, no.
12:26This is the wrong show.
12:32All right, are you ready to play the Snatch Game?
12:35It's time for Snatch Game.
12:38Woo-hoo!
12:39Shut up.
12:41Coming up.
12:42You've got him like a fish.
12:44That's a match.
12:45Yes.
12:46Ding, ding, ding.
12:47This is not a doctor's prescription refill card.
12:50I must be confused.
12:53Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:54Ha, ha, ha, ha.
12:58Welcome back to Snatch Game.
13:01Here's how the game works.
13:03I ask the question.
13:04You give an answer that you think will match our celebrity contestants.
13:09All right, first question is for the beautiful Tamar Braxton.
13:13Quentin Tarantino is remaking The Wizard of Oz as an action movie.
13:18In this new version, Dorothy blanks the Tin Man.
13:22All right, Tamar.
13:24Well, she kills the Tin Man, okay?
13:26Goodbye.
13:27Now, let's go to our stars and hear what they have to say.
13:30Big Ange.
13:31Well, you know what?
13:32In my family, we like to do it the old-fashioned way.
13:35You gut him like a fish.
13:37That's a match.
13:38Ding, ding, ding, ding.
13:40Big Ange.
13:41Yeah.
13:42This is financial advisor Susie Orman.
13:45In this new version, Dorothy blanks the Tin Man.
13:48Well, of course, she bangs him, which is exactly what I'd like to do to most of these women here
13:52on the panel.
13:54Except for this one down here, Ms. Donatella.
13:56She looks like a skeleton made out of beef jerky.
14:00I love you, Justin Bieber.
14:04Let's move on down to rock and roll royalty.
14:08Little Richard.
14:09Dorothy blanks the Tin Man.
14:11She tightens the screws because we all love a tight screw.
14:16Woo!
14:18Woo!
14:19I'm sorry, Little Richard, but that is not a match.
14:21Shut up!
14:23Woo!
14:24Woo!
14:24Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:25Woo!
14:26And Simone, that's so Raven.
14:29I just saw it.
14:30What is it?
14:31She blows him.
14:33Unfortunately, Raven, that is not a match.
14:36I'll try again.
14:38No, I saw the same thing.
14:39Same thing.
14:40All right, let's move on down here to Adele.
14:43Where in England are you from, Adele?
14:45My house.
14:46All right.
14:48Dorothy blanks the Tin Man.
14:49Well, if it was me, I would say she rips out his heart and then sings a whole album about
14:54it
14:55and gets really popular, but it's not me.
14:57No, no.
14:58So I said she polishes his chrome.
15:01It's a good answer, but not a match, darling.
15:03Well, could I get a match, please?
15:05It's a fake cigarette.
15:07All right.
15:08Donatella Versace.
15:10This is not a doctor's prescription refill card.
15:13I must be confused.
15:15But I did say house down their Versace boots, eh?
15:18Well, that's an interesting answer.
15:20Honey, that wig was a bad investment.
15:24That's me.
15:26All right.
15:27This one's for Michael.
15:28Rumor has it that they're making a gay version of Batman and Robin.
15:33In this movie, the dynamic duo convert the Batcave into a blank.
15:38A bed and breakfast.
15:40I would stay there.
15:41I would, too.
15:42Let's go to Sharon Needles over here.
15:44I said haunted house.
15:47I'm sorry, but not a match, Sharon Needles.
15:49All right, moving on down to Raven-Symon.
15:52The dynamic duo convert the Batcave into a...
15:58Weave shop!
16:01Ooh, Jaden, I just got a vision.
16:04You might be lip-syncing for your life tomorrow, baby.
16:06I'm sorry, Raven.
16:08Moving on down to Susie Orman.
16:10Well, I was looking over here at Big Ang, and all I could think of was a foreclosed mobile home.
16:14You know what?
16:15That's fucked up.
16:19Okay, all right.
16:20Alyssa Edwards, the dynamic duo convert the Batcave into a...
16:25A dance studio, baby.
16:27Hashtag beyond belief.
16:28Not a match, but a nice plug for your dance studio.
16:32All right.
16:33Big Ang.
16:34Well, I don't know about Batman and Robin, but I love money, yachts, and mansion.
16:41Mansion.
16:42It's already underneath a mansion.
16:44It's underneath a mansion.
16:44I had a rough childhood, okay?
16:46I wasn't watching fucking Batman and Robin.
16:50What say you, little Richard?
16:51Well, you know, me and Batman and Robin have a lot in common, baby.
16:55I said a bathhouse in a dark room with glory holes.
16:59There'll be a lot of singing going on up...
17:05Richard, that is not a match.
17:08Oh, shut up!
17:10All right, next question is for Tamar Braxton.
17:14Portia DeRossi says that Ellen DeGeneres is so hilarious, even her blank makes her laugh.
17:19Well, RuPaul, I would have to say coins, honey, makes them laugh.
17:22Yes, because they're so rich, they pee pennies, child.
17:24Yes.
17:25Pennies.
17:25All right, let's go over here to Sharon Needles.
17:29I said temper tantrum.
17:32And you know why?
17:33Why?
17:33Because Ellen never has temper tantrums.
17:36Wait a minute, let me get this straight.
17:37Yes.
17:37Her temper tantrums make her laugh because Ellen does not have temper tantrums.
17:42Well, you know how she does, but everything she says is so damn funny, you can't even tell.
17:49Not a match for Tamar.
17:51All right, Adele.
17:53Adele, how much food do you have down there, girl?
17:56Come on, this boy.
17:57I have low sugar.
17:58Oh, you have the low sugar.
17:59I've got to keep it up.
18:00She's using my EBT coin.
18:01Oh, Lord.
18:04Round no sugar.
18:06All right, push it, Ross.
18:07He says, Ellen, it's so hilarious, even her blank makes her laugh.
18:11Sad, sad tears of a clown.
18:14Yeah, like the Smokey Robinson song.
18:17I'm so sorry, Adele, that is not a match.
18:19It's a song.
18:19It is a song, but it's...
18:21Did I sing it?
18:22No, you did not sing it.
18:24So it's not a good song.
18:27Probably still won an award for it anyway.
18:29Probably, yeah.
18:30Oh, my stars, time is up, which means our winner is my therapist.
18:39Now, we'll be tweeting more questions at RuPaul's Drag Race, so you can keep on playing at home.
18:45Say goodnight, stars.
18:47Goodnight, stars.
18:48See you next time on The Snatch Game.
18:51Bye.
18:53Coming up.
18:54This is Hilarical.com.
18:57That's all she has to say about that.
18:58Oh, okay.
19:05What do you want me to do today?
19:09It's time for another elimination, and I think people are really feeling the pressure because there's only a handful of
19:16us left.
19:18This morning, I'm second-guessing myself about my performance in this challenge.
19:22I don't know where I stand in the eyes of the judges.
19:24All I can hear is the voices in my head telling me how terrible I am.
19:28Ugh.
19:33Can I talk to you?
19:34I would love to talk with you.
19:35Okay.
19:37What's going on?
19:40I am, like, kind of freaking out.
19:44I've been completely sober for the past year and a half.
19:47Most of the time, I'm fine, but being away from my network of support has been brutal.
19:52I know that Fame is sober, so she's the only other person who can understand exactly what I'm going through.
19:58How long have you been sober for?
20:00I've been sober for nine years, but counting days in here feels like being a newcomer.
20:06That's exactly what it feels like.
20:07Like, it's hard.
20:09I've never seen that of you.
20:10I'm pretty good at hiding it.
20:13I am terrified of failure.
20:16Yeah.
20:16And, like, my sense of humor is just, like, has been like a smokescreen for that.
20:22I have to tell you, the first day I came in here, the first thing I thought of was, like,
20:28you don't belong here.
20:30You're not good enough.
20:35I didn't realize, like, how badly I've actually never been able to love myself.
20:42It's like...
20:47You are love.
20:48You are loved.
20:50In this competition, I'm having to, like, deal with all the insecurities that I don't want to face, and I
20:56did not expect that.
20:58You're being so hard on yourself.
21:00You're in it, but you're not alone.
21:02I'm here with you having those same fears and feelings.
21:05My character defects are on fire, and people are seeing me, and they're like, girl talks a lot.
21:10It's like, that's my obsessive mind running.
21:13There's a lot that I'm relating with Katya on an emotional level.
21:17So to connect and let go of the fears that we are holding on to makes me feel stronger.
21:22This moment is what I needed.
21:24I needed it, too.
21:27All right, my name is Ms. Fame, and I'm an alcoholic.
21:31My name is Ekaterina Petrona-Zamlodzkova, and I'm a drug addict and alcoholic.
21:35After my talk with Fame, I feel like a weight has been lifted.
21:38I can't go back.
21:40I can't go back.
21:42Let's go paint.
22:08Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
22:11Well, if it isn't my favorite female impersonator, Michelle Visage and Ross Matthews.
22:19Do you do any impersonations?
22:21Oh, I do a mean Morgan Freeman.
22:22Can I hear it?
22:23Hi, Miss Daisy.
22:25Hi.
22:27You want to take a ride?
22:28That's so good.
22:30And the fabulous Michael Urie.
22:32Did you enjoy playing with my dolls?
22:34Only my therapist knows for sure.
22:37And Tamar Braxton.
22:39Are you ready for some Drag Race family values?
22:41Yes, God.
22:44This week, we challenged our queens to fill in the blank with their best celebrity impersonations.
22:50And tonight, they're serving up a two-for-one special.
22:54Of leather and lace.
22:56Gentlemen, start your engines.
22:58And may the best woman win.
23:01Now, sissy that wild.
23:04Ginger Minch.
23:05Yes.
23:06A nice day for a white wedding.
23:08Girl, I'm spinning.
23:10I'm turning.
23:11I'm posing.
23:12I am giving them Elvis Prisley down.
23:15Runway, Roseanne.
23:16Drag is a religious activity.
23:17Yes.
23:18You know, Ginger has a real cross to bear.
23:21Katya.
23:22Oh.
23:23Samantha Fox is such a wild dame.
23:26I'm trying to just serve sexy and confident whore.
23:29Slutty cougar on the prowl.
23:31Third-rate Faith Hill impersonator.
23:3380% sexy.
23:3420% disgusting.
23:36Look out, Tony Katane.
23:37We got a new white snake bitch.
23:42Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy Davenport.
23:46Call her Miss Ross.
23:50I'm presenting body, face, leather, and lace.
23:54Kennedy Airport, permission to land.
23:57This is my black box.
23:59My black box.
24:03Violet Chachki.
24:05Girl.
24:05Oh, I live.
24:07That's an mmm, mmm good.
24:10I'm giving you 1940s John Willey vintage smut for your nerves.
24:15Soft, hard, all mixed into one amazing runway walk.
24:19The dominatrix sleeps tonight.
24:22Max.
24:23The merry widow.
24:24The white gotta be black widow.
24:27Oh, look at that stinger.
24:30Yeah.
24:30Today I'm giving the not-so-remorseful widow,
24:33whose husband just happened to have died mysteriously.
24:36I want to be very surreal.
24:38Of course, as usual.
24:40She doesn't seem so sad to me.
24:41Mm-mm.
24:42Jaden Dior Fierce,
24:45a.k.a. Chaka Khan.
24:47I have my lace nude illusion,
24:50along with hair for months and weeks and years.
24:54That's not a carry-on wig.
24:55You gotta check that.
24:57Here comes Pearl.
24:59So she's wearing pink and I'm wearing pink.
25:01I think that's two in the pink.
25:02Yeah, that's right.
25:03Yeah.
25:03Oh, my God.
25:05It's perfect.
25:06I'm feeling super confident as I walk down the runway,
25:10wearing sort of like grease,
25:12but still totally me.
25:14This year, we're gonna rule the school.
25:16Rizzo's PG.
25:17Pass it on.
25:19Miss Fane.
25:20Dark lady.
25:22Snap out of it.
25:24This is a new look for me.
25:26It's a fresh, sexy take on Miss Fane.
25:28I'm loving this face.
25:29I'm loving this lace.
25:31And I'm loving my hair.
25:32Cagney and Lacey.
25:34Cagney and Lacey.
25:35Let's just see that wrong.
25:37Coming up.
25:37You were like Britney F45.
25:39To me, it felt like you were 20% there.
25:41I am so not a fan of anybody doing boy drag.
25:44Can we go to break?
25:45Shut up.
25:51Welcome, ladies.
25:52It feels like a convention of ex-prince protégés.
25:57When I call your name, please step forward.
26:01Violet Tchotchke.
26:03Pearl.
26:06You are both...
26:10safe.
26:12You may leave the stage.
26:17Now it's time for the judges' critiques.
26:19Starting with Ginger Minj.
26:21I thought you were truly brilliant as Adele.
26:24You never left character, and it was a complete transformation.
26:28Today, like, you owned being thickums.
26:31You came out here and was like, this is me.
26:32Eat it.
26:33The only thing, if I have to nitpick here, that I would change
26:36is the shape of your hair is a little too triangular.
26:39I was trying to do, like, an Elvis Prisley kind of thing.
26:42Well, then I would have gone all the way.
26:43I usually go all the way.
26:45I heard that about you.
26:46I'm the one that wrote it on the bathroom wall.
26:48Next up, Miss Fame.
26:49Tonight, you look absolutely stunning.
26:51It's not like 40s.
26:52It's something different.
26:53And that's really refreshing.
26:54Snatch Game.
26:55You had so many missed opportunities there, and I wanted more.
26:58To me, it felt like you were 20% there.
27:00You'll never have this opportunity again.
27:02So be here in the present, and don't let this moment pass you by.
27:07All right.
27:08Newark, LaGuardia, Kennedy.
27:10I am so not a fan of anybody doing boy drag.
27:12You know this.
27:14You killed it.
27:16I was like, who let meetratchetpeople.com in here?
27:19What?
27:20But you gave me all the life that I needed yesterday.
27:23It was the weird kind of wrist I never expected from you.
27:26You're my pageant queen.
27:27I'm not always head to toe.
27:29I like to get messy, too.
27:31Oh, okay.
27:32With this gown, I would climb you.
27:35Can we go to break?
27:37Shut up.
27:40Next up, Max.
27:41Thank you, Max, for wearing another hair color.
27:44But you know what I missed?
27:46This is the gray hair.
27:47I think you look fantastic, but I think you look normal.
27:50Snatch Game, you had the look down 100%.
27:52What was missing was everything else.
27:56Sharon's got a really twisted sense of humor.
27:59And that was missing.
28:00And I hate to say that.
28:01It looks like Max is coming apart.
28:03Yeah, I just really needed to loosen the corset.
28:06Okay.
28:07I apologize.
28:08Can we get some help from Max?
28:10Oh, bitch, here we go.
28:12Cue the dramatics.
28:13You can tell she's the actress.
28:15Max, are you okay?
28:15So I can quite be call of a night sensation.
28:22I took advantage of the moment.
28:24I don't know if this is strategy, because this is one of the first times that she's not been a
28:29shining star.
28:30Yes.
28:32All right, next up, Jane Dior, fierce.
28:36Today, I'm still trying to put it all together, the look.
28:39Somehow it just falls flat.
28:42As far as being Raven-Symoné, it became real, like, okay, I know she's going to see a vision.
28:47Once it was funny, the second time it was cute, the rest of the time it died.
28:52Next up, Katya.
28:53To go from Susie Orman to Xena the warrior princess.
28:57You look so beautiful, and I'm losing my train of thought.
29:04You really strutted your stuff, and you were like Britney at 45.
29:09And yesterday was just hilarical, okay?
29:13I really laughed the whole.
29:15I just wanted even more.
29:16I know it seems like I'm always asking for more, but that means y'all can take it further, so
29:19push it.
29:21Thank you, ladies.
29:22I think we've heard enough.
29:24While you untuck backstage, the judges and I will braid each other's hair.
29:28Oh, fun.
29:29You may leave the stage.
29:32Just between us girlfriends, let's talk about Ginger Minj.
29:36She chose a character that was creative and also challenging.
29:40And then today, when she came out in all white and everybody's in all black, like all these superstars know
29:44to do things like that.
29:45There's no con in her.
29:46No cons.
29:47I bet there's been a con in her once or twice.
29:49Well, you know.
29:50Miss Fame.
29:51She looked the part of Donatella, but she didn't deliver comedy.
29:54She's not breaking through.
29:56She doesn't feel solid in herself.
29:58Kennedy Davenport.
29:59The way that she would walk across the runway, look at the spot she's supposed to stand in, even sometimes
30:03point at the spot, and then circle it and leave it.
30:05Not even stop.
30:07And then Snatch Game.
30:09It was such an over-the-top caricature.
30:10It just worked.
30:11The big, giant B. Arthur shoulder pads.
30:14And the lip gloss.
30:15I would never look a little Richard the same.
30:16I mean, she just completely killed it for me.
30:18Next up is Max.
30:19When she showed up looking so great as Sharon, and then there was no characterization there, that was a real
30:24bummer for me.
30:25Max likes to stay in a comfort zone.
30:28I think that Max really has more potential.
30:30She just needs to find it.
30:31Jaden Dior, fierce.
30:32That Snatch Game for me was just really one note, and I was over it.
30:37Dot com.
30:37Okay.
30:39If I'm on RuPaul's Drag Race, don't come as Shaka's little sister.
30:43You come as Shaka.
30:44Right, right.
30:45And that's all she has to say about that.
30:46Oh, okay.
30:47Katya, I loved her Suzy Orman.
30:49I thought it was spot on.
30:50I understand what you're saying about it not going full tilt, but I loved it.
30:53Like, she gave me futuristic Britney Spears tea, honey, and white smaid tea, and, you know, guns and robins.
31:03Silence.
31:04I've made my decision.
31:06Bring back my girl, sis.
31:12Welcome back, ladies.
31:14I've made some decisions.
31:18Katya, you're safe.
31:21Kennedy Davenport, great gosh almighty.
31:24You rocked the Snatch Game.
31:27Condragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
31:33I won another challenge.
31:36Yay.
31:39Ginger Minj.
31:41Your Adele had us rolling in the aisles.
31:44Condragulations, you are also the winner of this week's challenge.
31:48That's right, ladies.
31:49First tie in Snatch Game Herstory.
31:52I won.
31:54If there was ever a challenge to win, it is this one.
31:57You've both won fabulous feather accoutrements from Mother Plucker.
32:02You may join the other girls.
32:05You may join the other girls, Ebony and Avery.
32:08Jane Dior Fierce.
32:10Your vision of Miss Simone was not so raven.
32:15I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:20Miss Fame, Donna Telemie, that was your best celebrity impersonation.
32:26Max, your Sharon Needles missed the point.
32:33Max, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:37Damn, damn, damn, damn.
32:39I can't get over the feelings in my head of disappointment in myself.
32:42It's really sort of overwhelming.
32:44Miss Fame, you may join the other girls.
32:50Two queens stand before me.
32:53This is your last chance.
32:55Impress me and save yourself from elimination.
33:01The time has come.
33:04Make your lip sync for your life.
33:10I can't go home.
33:12I refuse.
33:13I gotta protect my spot here.
33:15Good luck.
33:17And don't fuck it up.
33:21Hello?
33:23You say you love me, and I think that is true.
33:27But every night my girlfriend tells me I should watch you.
33:31Now I say I trust you, but I want you to know.
33:35Want you to know.
33:36I'm not a sucker.
33:37She likes your nose.
33:38This was a colloquial.
33:39So never believe me when you know.
33:42I'm trying to lie.
33:43You know the pressure.
33:44And you're talking about Tony.
33:46I'll remember you.
33:56I'm not a sucker.
33:58I'm not a sucker.
33:59I'm not a sucker.
34:02I'm not a sucker.
34:04I'm not a sucker.
34:05I'm not a sucker.
34:08I'm not a sucker.
34:09I'm not a sucker.
34:13I'm not a sucker.
34:16I'm not a sucker.
34:35Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:42Jane D.R. Fierce, Shantae, you stay.
34:45Thank you so much.
34:48And you join the other girls.
34:53Max, you are a true original.
34:57Thank you for taking us all to the max.
35:02Now, sashay away.
35:14I feel I did a very good job of representing myself.
35:17I stayed as classy as I definitely possibly could.
35:20And I feel like I've been in a dream this whole time.
35:23So for me to go back to Kansas from Oz, it's all so surreal.
35:26But there's no place like home.
35:31My seven sisters, I have a confession to make.
35:34I fear I've made a terrible mistake.
35:37That I've let one of the eliminated queens go home too soon.
35:46Rue, girl, what?
35:48I'm just not sure which one.
35:50Could it be Tempest du jour, Sasha Bell, Jasmine Masters, Trixie Mattel, Mrs. Kasha Davis, Candy Ho, or Max?
36:01Ah, shit.
36:03No, no, no!
36:06Well, I'm sure it'll come to me.
36:08I'm sure it'll come to me.
36:09I'm sure it'll come to me.
36:09I'm sure it'll come to me.
36:09I'm sure it'll come to me.
36:09I'm sure it'll come to me.
36:10I'm sure it'll come to me.
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