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00:08Oh, Lord. Home sweet home. It's so quiet. Jasmine gave us all that energy, and it's not there
00:18anymore. So how did you feel? You know, to do it against your friend, it was hard. It's like
00:24bittersweet because me and Jasmine are so close, but I just have another chance. Pop the corns and feed
00:31the children. Pop the corns and feed the children. Jasmine was just a bad seed in the bunch. Nobody
00:39wants to pop the corn and feed the children. That's disgusting. Let me pop this bunion and have the
00:43kids feasting for days. Are you kidding me? Who thinks of this? Pearl, did your life flash before
00:49your eyes? Yeah, you thought you were going home. I don't know. It's crazy. Like, usually I have a
00:53blast when I'm in drag, but it was all about me walking with my eyes half closed. I thought
01:00I had bedroom eyes. Pearl's been sleepwalking through this competition. Pearl's going to
01:04need to get her head in the game if she wants any chance at making that top three.
01:14The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
01:19cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000 with our extra special guest judges, Lucien Piani
01:26and Jessica Alba.
01:27Pearl's Drag Race.
01:28You're the best woman, best woman, best woman, best woman.
01:35Yay. Good morning. So last week we got our asses handed to us by RuPaul and the judges,
01:41but we're ready to step it up and kick this challenge's ass. It's a whole new day. It's a new
01:46whole day.
01:52Hey ladies. To become America's next drag superstar, you need to rock out with your
01:58schlock out. Because honey, no queen is unspoofable. Take it from me. I am RuPaul, the elusive
02:06chanteuse.
02:11We're singing. We're singing. Hello, hello, hello. You know, in showbiz, one day you're
02:19in on the joke and the next day the joke's on you. So for this week's maxi challenge, you'll
02:26be creating music video parodies. One of my favorite artists ever. Me. Working in three
02:39teams, you'll have to write lyrics, record vocals, and then shoot your own hashtag honey
02:45or die music video.
02:47I'm feeling really good about this challenge. I can sing and comedy is what I do.
02:51Now, to mix things up, I'm going to leave it up to you to divide yourselves into teams.
02:57All right, go for it now.
02:59Yes.
03:00Honey, I am a singer, so I get boom, boom, boom.
03:03How are you, team?
03:04Three people clinging on to me for dear life.
03:07I want you on my team.
03:07I look right at Katja because she's funny. I look right at fame because she can sing.
03:10And I love Pearl, so that was our group.
03:13Well, I guess that leaves us three. Here.
03:15Let's do it. Let's just do it.
03:17Yay.
03:18Come on.
03:18I've already been picked last for teams twice, so who the cares?
03:23Now, for this challenge, you really need to straddle the world of music and comedy.
03:31Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
03:37Let's just get to work.
03:39I think this challenge is complicated.
03:41You have to come up with new lyrics to Sissy That Walk and then come up with a music video.
03:45The pressure is on.
03:46What if it's like your face like chalk and do like really bad makeup or something?
03:51I mean, that's like the obvious thing.
03:53We can probably come up with better.
03:56Hmm.
03:58Violet does have a tendency to be sort of, uh, bitchy.
04:02We just have to get these lyrics like really funny and like...
04:05I really don't want it to be gross.
04:06I don't want to rely on grossness or sexuality because that's what people always, always do.
04:10I don't want to do anything raunchy or dirty.
04:13Oh my God, are you kidding me?
04:17Okay.
04:18Trixie, Fame, Pearl and I get Dance With You.
04:22I'm pretty confident that we can make it into a funny parody.
04:25I want to do, I want to tan with you.
04:29Let's think of a couple more options and then just like maybe two more.
04:32We could make it about raunchy, dirty sex because that always is funny.
04:35Take my hand, I want to touch your...
04:38No, it's going to be gross.
04:40Well then come up with a better concept so we don't have to worry about that.
04:43Well, it doesn't fall on my shoulders just because...
04:46No, I get it, but like...
04:48Pearl has really been falling short.
04:50It's frustrating because I'm in a team with you and we have to pull each other up.
04:54Or else your friends are going home.
04:55We just really need to come up with something because we're running out of minutes already.
04:58Let's just do f***ing tan with you.
05:00Okay.
05:03Hello, hello, hello.
05:04Hello, hello.
05:05Hey, kitty girl.
05:07Hi.
05:07I am very excited about this challenge.
05:09We are too.
05:10Now, do any of you do parodies in your act?
05:13I did Rihanna's song.
05:14I turned it into suh, suh, suh, suh.
05:16Burb, ant, ant, ant.
05:18A little suburban gal numbered.
05:20Huh.
05:22Now, Kennedy, you were in the bottom too last week.
05:25Has that lit a fire under your tuchus?
05:27Oh, it definitely has.
05:29I gotta tell all of you, as...
05:33I'm expecting you all to deliver.
05:35I had a s*** last challenge and Ruk was expecting big things.
05:40I have to shake it off and keep my head in the game.
05:44Hey, kitty girl.
05:46So, are you fans of song parodies?
05:49If they're clever.
05:49Sometimes they get a bit raunchy and vulgar for me, but...
05:53Well, don't compromise your Christianity.
05:55No, ma'am.
05:57So, what song are you working on?
05:58Sissy That Walk.
05:59We want it to be a tie-in to the top three from last season.
06:02What have you replaced Sissy That Walk with?
06:04Get ready to a clock.
06:06Uh-huh.
06:09Well, I cannot wait to see what you have to offer.
06:11Because, you know, I'm expecting a lot from you girls.
06:14Thank you, Ruk.
06:16Hello.
06:17Hi, Ruk.
06:19Somehow I feel like Trixie is the leader of this group, just because I know you do a lot of
06:23comedy.
06:23Turns out, making fun of you is a lot easier than I thought.
06:26She definitely thought of the concept.
06:29What is the concept?
06:30Uh, tan with you.
06:31Four ladies who just love the sun.
06:33Overgrown orangutans.
06:34I love that.
06:36That sounds fun.
06:37So now, with lyrics, are any of you lyricists?
06:40We're comfortable with each other to say, that's not funny, we're not doing that.
06:42I know, it's been a little bit harsh over here.
06:46Who is the most harsh?
06:50All right.
06:51Pearl and Fame are butting heads.
06:53This is not a good sign.
06:56Coming up, gonna turn and burn and tan with you, with you.
07:00My voice was probably the strongest of the groups.
07:02With you.
07:03We're coming up from down.
07:05If you get into the f***ing position, we could jump into it.
07:08It's gonna be a disaster.
07:19Hi! Season 7 Queen!
07:21Yeah!
07:22For today's Maxi challenge, we have to do a parody music video.
07:25Our team is working with the talented Lucian Piani, RuPaul's producer.
07:29So we'll start with...
07:33Katya.
07:34Have you ever been recorded before?
07:36Uh, yeah, once before it was a disaster.
07:38Oh.
07:38So I'm gonna go with like a weird drunk skank.
07:41Okay, so that's your character.
07:43Yeah.
07:44Fill the heat on my sizzlin' meat as we hit the beach.
07:49Okay, yeah, let's stop.
07:52It's a great performance.
07:53I just think that you're actually going too far just because we need to get the words across.
07:57Okay.
07:58Three Long Island iced teas, not ten.
08:01Gonna turn and burn, gonna turn and burn and tan with you.
08:04Just try to get all the way up there.
08:06You're a little flat, but...
08:07Tan with you.
08:08Tan with you.
08:09Tan with you.
08:10Tan with you.
08:13All right, calm down, Mariah.
08:15Grab some oil, I've got a place for you.
08:19You can't sing it up.
08:20No.
08:21I don't have it.
08:22Okay, okay.
08:22We'll keep it down.
08:23I want a tan light on it now.
08:27Is that wrong?
08:29Every time I've been on a team, I've been with Trixie on a team.
08:32And when we get into challenges, I see her kind of buckle.
08:35When the sun gets high, I'm gonna lay outside at noon again.
08:41Stop one second.
08:41Let's try to find what pitch you're gonna sing on.
08:44So...
08:44Let's fry.
08:45Can you sing up there?
08:46Up a little higher?
08:47Let's fry when the sun is high.
08:49Okay, so you don't come in on the downbeat.
08:50You come in a little bit after it.
08:52You got that white boy timing.
08:54You have to hear the sound of the music.
08:56There should be a quickerness to it,
08:57because it's sounding like you're drawing them out over the beat that's happening.
09:00Come, let's fry.
09:01Come, let's fry.
09:03And we'll lay outside.
09:04Oh, sorry.
09:07Get out of your shell, girl.
09:09What are you, like, on stage?
09:11I'm wild.
09:12I'm totally wild.
09:13So where's that right now?
09:15Pearl and I are sisters.
09:17Pearl and I used to work together in Chicago before she moved to New York.
09:19She's just extremely chill.
09:22The way she talks moves everything.
09:24But for drag, she really does need to get herself a fresh pair of batteries,
09:26or they're going to keep saying she doesn't care.
09:29Hey.
09:30Hey.
09:30How you doing?
09:32We're going to do a parody of the Sissy That Walk video from last season.
09:36Courtney Act is played by Max.
09:38I am Bianca Del Rio.
09:39And Adore Delano is played by Violet.
09:42Cue track.
09:44I'm so over this wishing that bitches were dead.
09:48I feel like you're a little nervous.
09:50Yeah, I am.
09:50You know, Bianca isn't really a singer.
09:52That's an opportunity for you to also maybe not sing them so much as just go into it and, like,
09:57make it funny.
09:58Die, die, die, die.
09:59Uh-oh, get ready to clock.
10:01Haha, that's nice.
10:02That was so much better.
10:04Pay myself up, throw a wig on my head.
10:08Are you doing it up the octave or are you doing it down?
10:10I don't know.
10:11I don't know all this lingo.
10:12I've never done this before.
10:13Oh, alright.
10:13Your timing wasn't great.
10:15I just went off your cue.
10:17There's tension between Vision and Violet because Violet has a tendency to snap back at people when they give her
10:22constructive criticism.
10:25Hello, ladies.
10:27Hi.
10:27So Rue assigns our team let the music play.
10:30And that bitch is always getting paid.
10:32So why don't we write a parody that's all about the products that she sells.
10:36Alright, here we go.
10:37Here's the story of a star named Drew.
10:43A simple gal who started like me and you.
10:47But she bounced right back up with an album and a t-shirt, album and a t-shirt, album and
10:52a t-shirt.
10:53Well, uh, Ethel Merman and Paul Lynde had a love child bursting forth from Kasha's vocal chords.
11:01Hey, bitches, I got paid.
11:04Oh, my God.
11:06Yay!
11:08I don't know how exceptionally well we did in that room, but if we don't feel 100%, then we have
11:12to make up for it everywhere else.
11:14My voice was probably the strongest of the groups.
11:16But in a team, you have to worry about other people.
11:19Ain't no bad apple gonna rot my crop.
11:20Turn the lights on now.
11:22Should be like a, maybe a, well, since we're up, it's up, out, and then down.
11:27Then people should drop back.
11:29It'll have depth of field.
11:30For somebody with almost no performance experience, Miss Fame, there's a lot to say when it comes to putting something
11:36together.
11:37Okay, so get into your last position.
11:38This is sunblock down, girl.
11:39This is where you ended.
11:40No, we're coming back up from that.
11:42We're coming up from down.
11:43We have to figure out what the next move is gonna be.
11:46What do you want it to be, girl?
11:47Well, if you get to the position, we could jump into it.
11:50Calm your ass down, girl.
11:51I am calm.
11:52You're not listening to me, though.
11:53Then what are you trying to say?
11:54Go ahead, project.
11:55I'm trying.
11:57What in the hell is going on here?
12:00I think we have too many chiefs and not enough Indians.
12:02It's gonna be a disaster.
12:07It's gonna be a disaster.
12:08Wow.
12:09I'm totally having a flashback.
12:11We just recorded our track with Lucien, and now we're going in to record the video with Michelle and Ru.
12:17Okay, so listen, you kids can use all of the props you want to use, including the pit crew.
12:23You just cannot take off their just-in-case underwear.
12:27Okay, now think a door.
12:29Party.
12:30Hey, Violet, did you cinch?
12:31No, I have a hog body.
12:35Get it, girl.
12:36Try, try, try, try.
12:37Uh-oh, uh-oh.
12:40I hope you trip.
12:42I hope you fall.
12:50Max looks like himself with a wig on that's not gray.
12:56So, Max.
12:58Yes, Johnny.
12:58You gotta be more Courtney.
12:59Courtney was manic in that video.
13:00Okay.
13:01With her...
13:03Crazy eyes.
13:04That's my crazy eyes.
13:06I'm having a little bit of a struggle with the characterization.
13:09Courtney's a little bit harder to make, uh, funny.
13:16Wow, look who's here.
13:18Hi, ladies.
13:19Alright, so let's see what you got.
13:21Here's the story of a star named Rue.
13:26A simple gal who started like me and you.
13:32Kennedy has such a funny part, and she's putting her ghetto in it, and it just feels so good.
13:38But it didn't take long for her grand to really take off.
13:42Except for Drag U.
13:44Girl, that really was a rough spot.
13:46Oh, let's cut for a minute.
13:48Cut, cut for a minute.
13:50Now what was that, uh, Drag U lyric again?
13:53What'd you say about Drag U?
13:56That was a rough spot.
13:59Alright, alright.
14:00Well, yeah, it was one of my favorite jobs, uh, to change people's lives, you know.
14:06Bitch, my heart fell through my chest to the basement.
14:10We've already laid down the track.
14:11There's no time to change this.
14:14Oh my goodness, it's Tan Mom and all of her friends.
14:18Back from the Jersey Shore.
14:20Alright, here we go.
14:22Grab some oil, I've got a place for you.
14:26Out on the seashore.
14:28Feel the heat on my sizzlin' meat
14:31As we hit the beach at noon again.
14:35Come, let's fry when the sun is hot.
14:38Gonna lay outside at noon again.
14:41Put the sunblock down.
14:44I wanna stand lights on now.
14:48Melanoma.
14:50Cut.
14:51Trixie, why do you keep walking in and out of the shot?
14:53I thought it was like, record your phone thing and you're done now.
14:55Just stay in and model.
14:56If you're not singing, just ham it up.
14:59Mother .
15:01Okay, so you have some group choreography, let's see that.
15:03We also wanted to do a show where we're low to the ground.
15:06If we're doing that group choreography, let's just get on the ground and do that.
15:08Yeah, let's get props.
15:09Let's just do it on the ground.
15:10When the time comes for that choreography.
15:11Tick tock, time is ticking.
15:13It would be great if we could all roll like rotisserie chicken.
15:16You wanna try this, girl?
15:18Alright, let's cue the track.
15:20And the snipers.
15:24Okay, okay.
15:25Are you kicking feet?
15:27The whole shoot seems a little disorganized.
15:29Left, right, left, right, oh girl.
15:32RuPaul and Michelle Visage are gonna think we're a bunch of disorganized f***tars.
15:37Coming up.
15:38Don't let anyone else stand out.
15:40You have to.
15:41Were there big butt-gusting, knee-slapping LOLs?
15:43No.
15:44Don't be lazy.
15:45This is it.
15:53Let's work it out.
15:55Alright, let's do it.
15:56Today, we're getting ready for our all green eleganza runway.
16:00Everybody's just anxiously waiting to see how it all turns out on the main stage.
16:07So, girl, I see all these pictures over here with Sahara.
16:10Like, how'd you know her?
16:11Sahara is my sister.
16:13Oh, Davenport, duh.
16:14Yeah.
16:16This was like when we first, like, started coming out together.
16:20Me and my sister Sahara Davenport, we met in high school and we shared a lot of the same dreams.
16:27Was it a big shocker when she passed?
16:30Indeed it was.
16:31I mean, we just knew she was in the hospital and then she passed.
16:34Ugh.
16:35That was most heartbreaking for me because I'm way in Dallas.
16:38I have no money to go to the funeral or anything, so.
16:40Isn't that the worst feeling in the world?
16:42That was, like, the worst.
16:43I mean, that was my sister for real.
16:45I mean, like, if we come out the same we would have.
16:49Talking about Sahara, it feels good to know that her legacy is still alive.
16:54It's not just about me.
16:56My family motivate me to stay in this race.
17:07All right, I'm glad you make some movimento.
17:11I go and see a bit of health, I'm afraid to stay in the words of your soul.
17:11What's up?
17:12Go and see what made me there.
17:13Come on, girl.
17:14Put the bass in your luck.
17:16Head to toe.
17:17Let your whole body chop.
17:21Woo!
17:22Girl.
17:23Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
17:26Michelle Visage, that color looks gorgeous on you.
17:29You should wear it more often.
17:31Someone's got to show these bitches how it's done.
17:32She bring it to you every ball.
17:35And Drag Race super fan and super judge, Ross Matthews.
17:39Welcome back.
17:41I'm here to butch it up a little bit.
17:43And producer of my album, Born Naked, Lucien Piani is here.
17:49Hey, Ru.
17:49I just want to ask you from musician to musician.
17:51Is this the first time you ever used auto-tune?
17:55And actress and co-founder of The Honest Company, Jessica Alba is here.
18:00Hey, girl.
18:01I love the body oil.
18:03It smells like creamsicle.
18:04I picked out the scent.
18:06Welcome.
18:08This week, we challenged our queens to create ruzic video parodies.
18:12And tonight, they're ready to hit the runway dressed in all green.
18:18Sorry about it, Michelle.
18:22Gentlemen, start your engines.
18:24And may the best woman win.
18:27Now, sissy that wild.
18:28Up first is Pearl.
18:30Pearl-o-condu.
18:33I am slithering down this runway.
18:36Instead of wearing something that's green, I'd rather be something that's green.
18:41She's got a snake that needs to be charmed.
18:44Thanks for the memories.
18:46Miss Fane, green goddess.
18:49I love the shoulder pads.
18:50Those aren't shoulder pads.
18:51Those are her shoulders.
18:53So I'm wearing this cosmic alien galactic green gown.
18:56I've got my face painted for the gods, and I'm living for the fantasy.
19:00Lana Turner.
19:06I'm giving classic beauty married to Chinese Feast.
19:10Hold the MSG, but you will be hungry again in an hour.
19:13She's been Shanghai-ed.
19:17Katya.
19:18Emerald City Fashion Week.
19:22Oh!
19:23I am in love with my look.
19:25I'm sissy-ing that leg.
19:26I feel confident.
19:27I feel sexy.
19:28I feel stupid.
19:29Yes, honey.
19:29She is serving green legs and ham.
19:34Max.
19:35I think she went too big with her cup size.
19:37Those are her lucky charms.
19:39I'm the three A's.
19:41Antique androgynous Antoinette, if you will.
19:43She's a little bitchy.
19:45It's a period piece.
19:47Jayden Dior Fias.
19:48You know, I was looking for camouflage the other week, but I couldn't find it.
19:52There she is.
19:55I'm giving them bright neon camouflage realness, and I'm feeling it.
19:59I ain't trying to hide that much.
20:00She's got a sea weave.
20:02Violet Chachki.
20:03Oh, wow.
20:05Yeah.
20:05B is for victory.
20:07It's also for vagina.
20:08Oh.
20:09That is the most perfect ass.
20:11Bitch, I am serving lime green showgirl.
20:14I'm giving you ass, ass, ass.
20:16It's almost as if the Roadrunner were a showgirl and green.
20:21Mimi.
20:22Candy Ho.
20:24The chartreuse Chanteuse.
20:26How green was my Valley of the Dolls?
20:29I'm just giving you a sweet and sexy side of me,
20:32and hopefully that sweetness stays in your mouth and you taste it all the way through.
20:37She's a hot Latina.
20:38I love how my hair matches my dress.
20:40Just the tip.
20:41Just the tip.
20:41Just the tip.
20:42Mrs. Kasha Davis.
20:44Cash money millionaire.
20:46Yes.
20:46Opulence.
20:47She owns everything.
20:49Mrs. Kasha Davis wants to let everybody know that she may have made some of that money in the red
20:54light district,
20:55but it's her money nonetheless.
20:56She put the cash in Kasha Davis.
20:59Dollar make ya holla.
21:02LaGuardia.
21:03Newark.
21:04Kennedy.
21:05Oh.
21:06She's playing her green card.
21:08I'm serving with the utmost confidence because my hair is whooped and beat.
21:13My face is done and you cannot tell me nothing.
21:17All that glitters is green.
21:19How much did her hair have to smoke to get that high?
21:22Ginger minge.
21:24Oh.
21:24She's cute.
21:25Perky in pistachio.
21:27I am serving you some leprechaun realness.
21:30I look like a glamour toad and I feel like a million bucks.
21:33Not today, Satin.
21:35Not today.
21:35Oh my God.
21:37Now sissy that wow.
21:38Coming up.
21:39It's a hint of green, really.
21:40Everyone else has looks, concepts.
21:43Are you a stoner, girl?
21:44I feel picked on almost.
21:53Welcome, ladies.
21:54It's time to debut your videos.
21:57First up, the parody of Dance With You.
22:01Grab some oil, I've got a place for you.
22:06Out on the seashore.
22:08One more time or at a tanning booth.
22:12I want to tan more.
22:14Feel the heat on my sizzling meat
22:17As we hit the beach at noon again.
22:21Come, let's fry when the sun is hot.
22:24Gonna lay outside at noon again.
22:27Turn the lights on now.
22:31Melanoma.
22:33Ow!
22:33I want to tan, I want to tan, tan.
22:36I want to tan, tan.
22:38I want to tan, tan.
22:40Tan with you.
22:42I want to tan, tan.
22:43I want to tan, tan.
22:45I want to tan, tan.
22:47Tan with you.
22:48Gonna turn and burn.
22:50Gonna turn and burn and tan with you.
22:52Gonna turn and burn.
22:53Gonna turn and burn and burn and burn.
22:55Gonna roast and toast.
22:57Gonna roast and toast and tan for you.
22:59Gonna roast and toast.
23:00Gonna roast and toast and toast and turn the lights on now.
23:03now put the sunblock down i want a tan i want a tan tan i want a tan tan i
23:12want a tan tan tan with
23:15you look at your skin honey that's me the baby oil bitch oh my god next up the parody of
23:27sissy that walk
23:33pay myself a throw a wig on my head i'm so over this wishing that these bitches were dead hear
23:40me
23:40talking constantly in my prime top three all t ego trip all the time i hope you trip i hope
23:49you fall
23:50i hardly wear makeup at all my hands don't reach i'm just too tall sashay away sashay away try try
24:01try
24:01uh-oh uh-oh i-i-i-i uh-oh uh-oh dry dry dry dry uh-oh uh-oh
24:10try try try try uh-oh get ready to clock
24:14need help peckin beat it queen party not today's satan colton knows how to do sexy cry cry cry
24:22uh-oh uh-oh oh i-i-i-i uh-oh uh-oh bye bye bye bye uh-oh uh
24:30-oh die die die die uh-oh get ready to clock
24:39all right last but not least the parody of let the music play here's a story of a star named
24:48drew a
24:49simple gal who started like me and you first she stole the wig then a lash for two now she
24:57hosts
24:58her show and sells her perfume but it didn't take long for her grant to really take off
25:06except for drag you girl that really was a rough spot but she bounced right back up with an album
25:13and a t-shirt
25:13and a t-shirt album and a t-shirt album and a t-shirt famous tv host be the hostess
25:23with the most
25:25products slapping your face on a candy bar letting the world know you're a superstar then say
25:31yay hey bitches i got paid but it didn't take long for her brand to really take off
25:39girl except for drag you girl what lady better go do now unless she bounds right back up with an
25:46album and a t-shirt and a t-shirt album and a t-shirt hey bitches i got paid
25:57you can re-watch the ruzik videos at logotv.com ladies i've made some decisions
26:05coming up you were the weakest you are not standing out for me get your head out of your ass
26:17ladies when i call your name please step forward katya jayden deor fierce kennedy davenport
26:27this week each of you emerged as the star of your group but one of you really made a mockery
26:37of
26:37everything i hold sacred
26:41kennedy davenport congratulations you are the winner of this week's challenge
26:46you'll receive a three-year supply of essential family products from the honest company they smell
26:54really good thank you so much miss fame and ginger minge you're both safe thank you the five of you
27:03may leave the stage
27:09ladies it's time for the judges critiques first up pearl about your character in the tan with you video
27:16you gotta loosen it up girl come out of your shell we want more vitality and more energy and more
27:22star power it was stoner girl because that's like the vibe i guess i don't know i feel like there's
27:30plenty of girls here that are sort of taking their time coming out of their shell but i feel picked
27:35on
27:35almost all right thanks pearl thank you moving on trixie mattel the idea of tan with you is funny
27:42were there a big butt gusting knee slapping lols no but i liked it you are not standing out for
27:47me and i
27:48want to see some identity and some flavor and i'm not getting that from you yet if you're gonna be
27:53the
27:54comedy queen you gotta go all the way don't let anyone else stand out you have to next up max
28:01i do
28:02enjoy the look tonight i wish it was all green it's a hint of green really okay and i'm gonna
28:06challenge
28:07you to give us a look without gray hair all right i know there's not a lot of green but
28:12i just i think it's
28:14so creative and so cool thank you in your group i also felt like you were the weakest courtney act
28:18is
28:19not easy to do she's not a big personality but i felt like you could have done more next up
28:25violet
28:26tchotchke your tushy is so phenomenal it's just perfection yes it's so good your adora was quite
28:35good too i think you could have even done more besides just the stomping and the open mouth but
28:39again more bigger now is your time thank you very much next up candy hole if you look around
28:46everyone else has looks concepts and i don't think a pretty dress is enough you were on a team with
28:52three other really big personalities and i wanted you to stand out even more if you got lost in that
28:58challenge next up mrs kasha davis you walked out in that outfit and i love a sticky queen and it's
29:05a great
29:05twist on on the green thing thank you so let's talk about the video this kind of sing talk that
29:12you do oh the wig do you not think you could sing is that where we're going what happened was
29:17i think
29:18b arthur was inside me when we were recording and i was like there's the voice today we have something
29:22in common the arthur was once inside me as well wow okay all right ladies i think we've heard enough
29:29while you untuck backstage the judges and i will deliberate all right just between you
29:36me and these fierce drag jewels i'm wearing what do you think pearl she just kind of feels lazy and
29:44it's like don't be lazy this is this is it i feel like it's nervousness what would you tell her
29:50get
29:50your head out of your ass work it out trixie mattel she claims to be campy and she dresses like
29:57a camp
29:57queen but i've not seen the personality that matches that yet i didn't really understand who
30:01trixie was she was lost in the video you know i've seen a lot of audition tapes and hers was
30:06one of
30:06the funniest i've ever seen but trixie has yet to emerge as trixie max well you can tell in the
30:12runway
30:12just how creative she is and you have to be intelligent to be that creative i was a little
30:17underwhelmed by this characterization she was worried more about being the best courtney act she could be
30:22right instead of being the drag version of courtney exactly violet here's a queen who has studied
30:27she's really smart and 22 years old oh i want to suck the life out of her it's funny because
30:35violet
30:35in the studio struggled a little bit and then i saw the video and it was like oh my gosh
30:40that's a door
30:41listen i think she could have gone further in the video a little more over the top candy how she
30:46didn't
30:46stand out in the video but she did a great job with those ad-libs like that is what impressed
30:51me
30:51the most yes but standing next to these other queens personally wasn't enough it seems like she's
30:56really channeling glamour and that's kind of it all right mrs kasha davis she did kind of blend in a
31:05little bit too much in the video but i love i i don't know i love her because she feels
31:09she harkens
31:09back to a different sort of age of drag to me and as why were you looking at me when
31:14you said that
31:15i specifically did it silence i've made my decision bring back my girls what bring back my girls
31:31welcome back ladies i've made some decisions violet tchotchke you're safe max you're safe
31:45mrs kasha davis you're safe
31:53pearl you are a magical queen but your performance failed to charm the judges
32:02i'm sorry my dear but you're up for elimination i felt really good about this challenge like going
32:08into it but who the knows anymore trixie mattel you went for the comedy gold but all we got was
32:17bronze
32:19candy ho your video performance wasn't sticky and your runway look it's not so sweet
32:26candy ho
32:34you're safe
32:36you're safe
32:38you're safe
32:38chicksy my dear i'm sorry but you are up for elimination
32:44two queens stand before me ladies this is your last chance to impress me
32:52and save yourself from elimination
32:57the time has come
33:00read your lip sync
33:02for your life
33:06i look over at pearl i love pearl but i'm in it to win it i know the song like
33:11the back of my man
33:11hands and i think i'm going out kicking and screaming let's do this good luck and don't
33:17f**k it up
33:26when i met you in your restaurant
33:32you could tell i was no dad at all
33:38you had me with some pleasure
33:40i knew before you measure
33:43i'll have a cup of tea
33:47trixie's giving it her all she's showing some camp
33:49she's showing some dance moves she's working the runway
33:51and i'm enjoying trixie's performance
34:03i'm so torn because
34:05in a lot of ways i feel like trixie deserves to be here more than me
34:08but the other half of me is like no you get your f**k together
34:17i'm so torn because i have this
34:42Ladies, I've made my decision.
34:54Pearl, Shantae, you stay.
35:04Talk to me, Pearl.
35:06I just love her so much, I feel...
35:11Alright, you may join the other girls.
35:22Trixie Mattel, you are an amazing queen.
35:26Keep on dreaming, and keep them laughing.
35:29Now, sashay away.
35:36Bye.
35:39It's kind of embarrassing to be a comedy queen and go home on a comedy challenge.
35:44I had more cool looks, I had better jokes, and I'm funnier than what I was showing,
35:48so that was a bummer.
35:49But I hope that I get to meet lots of fans who like what I do.
35:55Condragulations, ladies.
35:56Now, remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody
36:00else?
36:01Can I get an amen up in here?
36:02Amen.
36:03Alright, now let the music play.
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