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00:08I am in complete shock. Trixie should be here. This is a fucking travesty. Pearl, do you think
00:20the judges' critiques were fair tonight? I'm really just kind of over the judges. I thought
00:26that I gave great energies. Back home, everybody loves me. When I came here, I thought I was
00:32like so sickening, everybody was just going to be obsessed with me, but obviously that's
00:36not the case. Good riddance of this fucking day. To be honest, I didn't expect it to be
00:43Trixie. I gagged. I truly gagged. The vibe around the workroom is a little bit shocked. This
00:49may sound like old lady bullshit or whatever, but after trying for this for seven years and
00:53somebody's like, oh, fuck this. That pisses me off. Yeah. Pearl, I'm sorry you didn't
00:58like your criticisms, but fuck up, buttercup. Be grateful for the opportunity that you have.
01:03Otherwise, leave.
01:08The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a one-year supply of Anastasia Beverly Hills
01:13cosmetics and a cash prize of $100,000 with our extra special guest judge, Isaac Mizrahi.
01:29Go, go, go. What is wrong with y'all? It is a new day in the workroom. I'm excited.
01:36Last week, I was safe. I ain't come here to play it safe. That ain't cute at all. You look
01:42like a boy scout today. I like it. Give him a pet name. Give him a pet name. Let's call
01:46her scout. Well, God, what are we? I would say cardiac arrest.
01:52Oh, shit. Here we go. She got a minute ahead of her.
01:56For your consideration, whether you're snatching wigs or snatching trophies, like this maquette
02:02by tweeterhead. Available online. You better have one huge pair of golden globes. Hope you
02:09win. Mean it.
02:15Hello, hello, hello.
02:19Now, you know, Drag Race viewers create the most twisted fan art in the world. One super
02:24fan blew everyone away by recreating our queen's hottest looks using only paper.
02:31Paper. Yeah, paper. For today's mini challenge, you'll be making your own paper versions of
02:38classic celebrity red carpet outfits. Now, you'll be working in pairs. So, based on how you lined
02:44up this morning, teams are Ginger Minj and Candy Ho. Little Kim. Yay. Jane DeOtheus and Kennedy
02:51Davenport. Lady Gaga. Pearl and Max. Cher. Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya. Bjork. Uh-oh.
03:00And Violet Tchotchke. And this fame, Jennifer Lopez. I'm paired up with Violet, and I'm the
03:08glass half full. She's like the empty beer bottle that you'd find, like, next to the chair.
03:12Oh, pit crew! I see the morning paper has arrived. Oh, read all about it. This is gonna be the
03:24best game
03:25of frock, paper, scissors, ever! Go!
03:33Good? Yeah.
03:38Hurry up, bitch. Tape this shit.
03:42You don't have to fucking slap me if I get the chance.
03:47All right, time's up, ladies.
03:50First up, Ginger Minj and Candy Ho. Look at Little Kim.
03:57It's from the line, I don't give a tip.
03:59Wah, wah. I had to do that.
04:05Next up, Jaden Dior Fierce and Kennedy Davenport. Lady Gaga.
04:10Yes, ma'am. Wet and juicy in all the right places.
04:12The stakes. The stakes are high, ladies.
04:17Next up, Violet Tchotchke and this fame.
04:21Jenny from the block.
04:22Wow, Versace.
04:24It's actually Versnatch.
04:26Turn around, J.Lo. Let's see the backside.
04:30You're not Jennifer Lopez!
04:34Next up, Pearl and Max.
04:37Dark lady.
04:38No tramp or thief could steal this custom couture.
04:42Shut up, stupid.
04:44Born naked and the rest is Bob Mackie.
04:47Next up, recreating the infamous swan dress.
04:51Katya.
04:52And is that Joan Rivers?
04:53What are you wearing?
04:55Actually, I'm wearing a custom-made Klein Epstein and Parker suit.
04:59Stunning.
05:00And this next gal, she's wearing the swan on her body
05:03and the elephant on her ankles.
05:10Now available on iTunes.
05:13Bjork flew all the way from Iceland for this,
05:16and boy, are her arms tired.
05:18Yes, the rest of it looks tired, too,
05:20and the next thing you're gonna look like Pearl, honey.
05:26Good job, ladies.
05:28I've graded your papers.
05:29And the winning pair is...
05:34Mrs. Kasha Davis and Katya.
05:37I'm posting all of your paper doll looks at LogoTV.com.
05:42Ladies, you're all dressed up.
05:45Now you need a place to go.
05:47Good news. You're invited to the most prestigious award show of the season, girl.
05:55The first annual Despy Awards.
05:59Hashtag snatch your trophies.
06:01Now working in your current pairs, you will be both the presenters and the nominees.
06:07You'll need to come up with funny banter, take jabs at your fellow nominees,
06:12and if you win, you better have an unforgettable acceptance speech.
06:16The categories are Sexy, Sexy Drag Queen, presented by Jaden Dior Fierce and Kennedy Davenport.
06:23Most Busted Queen, presented by Pearl and Max.
06:27The Jadiest Queen, presented by Ginger Minj and Candy Ho.
06:33And my favorite, the meatiest tuck, presented by Violet Tchotchke and Miss Fame.
06:38Kasha Davis and Katya, you won the mini challenge, so you'll be our Despy co-host.
06:43Now to help you punch up your material, Kathy Griffin is back.
06:48Yeah, let's try.
06:49Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
06:54So meatiest tuck, let's talk about that.
06:57So me and Miss Fame sit down together, we start writing jokes, and neither of us are comedy queens.
07:10With Pearl, the only thing showing outward emotion is between her legs.
07:16This is not funny.
07:18Okay, well, what do you think is funny?
07:20I don't know, we're both throwing a blank, because you're looking at me and I'm looking at the paper.
07:23Well, I'm thinking my ideas are somewhat decent, and you're like, no.
07:28If you think it's funny, then present it in a comical way.
07:33Fame and Violet, neither one of them have really shown a whole lot of comedic value in this competition so
07:40far.
07:40So I'll be interested to see if they come up with any jokes at all.
07:44This is stressing me out, we've got to get it together.
07:47Coming up, I want to make sure that this week, you upped the ante.
07:52Well, you kind of like told me I had no personality.
07:56I feel very uncomfortable right now.
08:08I want to raid everybody, including ourselves.
08:10For this week's challenge, we all have to present at an awards show, the Despies.
08:14We have to write jokes, and we have to present them live in front of an audience.
08:18I want to win.
08:21So what's that game plan?
08:22What you got?
08:23You got anything?
08:24I don't know nothing about this award show stuff, but we're going to sit down, and we're going to write
08:28us some jokes.
08:29Tonight, ladies and gentlemen, we are here to present the Sexy Sexy Drag Lead Awards.
08:34I'm very confident in doing comedy.
08:37And the nominees are?
08:38No.
08:39I mean, I won last week's challenge.
08:43No.
08:44No.
08:45Uh-uh.
08:45Don't write it like that.
08:48End that on.
08:49Right here.
08:50Back to the nominee.
08:51We just need a transition, and then we can live.
08:53Push.
08:54I know she's a little bit irritated.
08:56Without saying, I think she was kind of saying, oh, girl, I wish I had somebody else that was funnier.
09:00Okay, well, I guess I'm going to be quiet.
09:04Hey, kitty girl.
09:05Hi.
09:05Is everyone getting excited for the Decipes?
09:08Yes.
09:08Oh, yes.
09:10Hey, girls.
09:11Hello, darling.
09:12You all are opening this show, so there's extra pressure.
09:15Definitely.
09:15Definitely.
09:16But you've hosted shows before.
09:17Yes.
09:18Who are you patterning your banter after?
09:21Tina Fey and Amy Poehler hosting the Golden Globes was perfection.
09:24It was perfection.
09:25So that is kind of what I have in my mind.
09:27We're talking about Dean Martin, Jerry Lewis, and she's like, who am educating this youngster?
09:31I'm not actually that young.
09:32I'm just ignorant.
09:35Well, listen, you kids have a lot of work to do.
09:37Your big opening is the one we're looking at.
09:40No pressure.
09:41No.
09:41All right.
09:43Hey, kitty girl.
09:45Hi, Ru.
09:45Now, have either of you done comedy before?
09:48Never.
09:49Do you two have banter prepared or good?
09:58I had to think about working with somebody like her.
10:02She's dark-sided.
10:04So basically, if you can't beat them, join them.
10:06We're really just brainstorming right now and seeing what we can play off of, you know,
10:09and make it funny and twist it in kind of a dark-sided kind of way.
10:13You know, being dark-sided is one thing, but, you know, being funny is a completely different thing.
10:20Violet and fame.
10:21Oh, that's going to be a laugh riot.
10:26Hi.
10:27Hello.
10:28Now, you're a host of a show, aren't you?
10:30Yes.
10:30Actually, I host several shows around Orlando.
10:32And what about you?
10:33Do you have comedy in your background?
10:34If a joke or two comes out when I'm a little tipsy, it just comes out.
10:38But I am not, like, the funny girl.
10:41So, how are you going to make it funny?
10:44She's going to be, like, throwing shade at me, and I'm going to be throwing shade at her.
10:48Well, I just want to tell you, ladies, you know, it's important to create a moment.
10:52That's what's going to stand out.
10:53When you think about the year that Sally Fields won her second Oscar,
10:56you don't remember anything else about that award for me except for her saying, you know,
10:59you like me, you really like me, you know.
11:01So, do something special.
11:04Hey, ladies.
11:05Hello, hi, RuPaul.
11:06So, what award are you presenting?
11:08We get to present the most busted drag queen.
11:10It gives us an opportunity to be a little bit more cutting.
11:14Right, because this is about funny banter.
11:15We're going to go off of, like, a subtlety thing where it's just, like, speaking,
11:20just very soft and gentle, but very cutty.
11:22What you're describing is not the easiest thing to pull off.
11:26Now, you have a very big personality.
11:28Pearl, you do not have a very big personality.
11:29How are you going to overcome that for this award?
11:34Um, I think that I have a great personality, actually.
11:38Pearl, you know, the reason I'm twisting your tits here is because you were in the bottom last week.
11:44Right.
11:44And I want to make sure that this week you upped the ante.
11:49Well, you kind of, like, told me I had no personality.
11:52I mean, that doesn't make me feel good or give me confidence.
11:56Well, I'm hoping it will light a fire under your ass.
12:07Is there something on my face?
12:11No, I'm just not convinced.
12:12I'm just not convinced.
12:13And I want you to do well.
12:15That's why I brought your ass here.
12:18It's so intense.
12:21I never want to see any of my girls not live up to their potential.
12:25This is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
12:27Yeah, I'm aware of that.
12:30Yeah.
12:32All right.
12:34I will see you all later.
12:37Thank you, Ria.
12:41I feel very uncomfortable right now.
12:48I'm, like, tripping.
12:50I don't know what to do.
13:00I'm just over this bullshit.
13:02We're going to finish writing this.
13:03We're going to make it really good.
13:03We're going to impress Kathy.
13:04I need it, like, you know.
13:10Pearl walked out of the workroom.
13:12I'm not sure if she's coming back at all.
13:17Coming up.
13:18Now we're at the point of editing, and Pearl's still not there.
13:21What the hell is going on?
13:30There was a standoff between Rue and Pearl.
13:34She ended up walking out.
13:36I'm scared that she's not going to come back,
13:37because this is, like, a co-presenter team sort of thing.
13:42So, uh, what have about us?
13:44We want to thank you, the audience.
13:46Kosh and I are getting through our routines.
13:47Where now we're at the point of editing,
13:49and I look back, and Pearl's still not there.
13:51I'm, like, what the hell is going on?
14:05How are you feeling?
14:10Pearl feels defeated, and I'm, like, shit, shit, shit.
14:12That energy can't be in this situation.
14:14I'm hoping that we're just going to be able to shake this off.
14:17She knows that if she doesn't do well tomorrow,
14:19she will probably be saying goodbye.
14:23Hi!
14:25Hello!
14:26Kosh and I are about to have our feedback session
14:28with the comedy coach, the one and only Kathy Griffin.
14:32It's so great to meet you and see you.
14:34I'm pretty sure that we're going to knock this one out of the park.
14:36All right, what you got?
14:37Enough about us.
14:39We want to thank you.
14:40I'm going to cut that line.
14:40Every award show says enough about us.
14:42Okay, go ahead.
14:43Ginger Minj is in the house tonight,
14:45or as I like to call her, the Danny DeVito of drag.
14:47Danny DeVito?
14:48That's, like, the least gay reference I've ever heard in my life.
14:51No, just because...
14:51Gay it up!
14:52Because she's, like, so...
14:53Gay-er!
14:54More gay!
14:55She's just, like,
14:56nope, that's not good, not good.
14:57Shorten that.
14:57Cut this, do this.
14:58So it throws me for a loop,
14:59and then we're going to just intro to the first presenters,
15:02and then that was it.
15:03So what did you have just in the first presenters are?
15:06We're, like, back to the drawing board.
15:09Girl, you look...
15:10Nice tonight.
15:11Girl, you look nice, girl.
15:12Girl, you know we look like for real.
15:14Girl, what?
15:15The number 10.
15:16Girl, you is a trickster.
15:17Okay, stop.
15:18No more girls.
15:19No more...
15:20You're starting every sentence with girl.
15:22To me, it's, like, halfway there.
15:25Okay, girl.
15:27Due to her Craigslist ad,
15:29I could have sworn she was a pig bottom.
15:30Cockfloss, anyone?
15:32Okay, I'm going to stop you.
15:33I think it's a little too blue,
15:35and you're hearing that from me.
15:36So...
15:37What does that mean, blue?
15:39Words that may be bleeped
15:41would be considered blue humor.
15:42The more you know.
15:44We're simply thrilled
15:46to be looking down
15:47upon your oily faces.
15:50It's like looking into the mosh pit
15:51at a Nickelback concert,
15:52except with less class
15:54and more body odor.
15:55Oh, God.
15:56Oy.
15:57All right, I love that you're shady
15:58and fun and snarky.
16:00Don't direct it at the audience
16:02and the judges.
16:03It turns into just such a shade shitfest,
16:05you kind of just end up
16:06turning them off.
16:08All right.
16:09I think I just completely
16:10changed her opening.
16:12After this whole altercation happened,
16:13there's a lot of pressure to deliver.
16:15We need to kill it.
16:17And the nominees are...
16:19A girl who puts the cunt in country.
16:22All right, that's a Roseanne Cash joke,
16:23so just rewrite that one.
16:24Tonight, we're gathered here
16:25to celebrate the biggest
16:27and brightest stars in our industry.
16:29Unfortunately, none of them
16:30were available.
16:32I feel like,
16:32oh, it's a couple drag queens
16:34throwing the same old shade
16:34at each other.
16:35Give them something new.
16:36I used to think I was funny
16:38until I met Kathy Griffin.
16:40I'm gonna have to call my mama
16:41and have her tell me how good I am.
16:44Oh, girl.
16:45The next thing we have to do
16:46is to vote on which queen
16:48we think should be nominated
16:49for each category.
16:51Whoever wins the award,
16:52you get a real sense
16:53of what the other queens think of you.
16:55The shadiest queen,
16:57Violet,
16:58is going to take that one
16:59by a landslide.
17:05Another glorious day.
17:07Today, we're getting ready
17:08for the first annual
17:09Despy Award.
17:10I'm just happy to be nominated.
17:14I'm feeling so much better today.
17:16How about you?
17:17I feel very good today.
17:19And thank you for being
17:20so supportive and amazing.
17:22I'm just gonna have fun with it,
17:23do a good job,
17:24and bow out gracefully
17:26if that's what destiny
17:27has in store.
17:29Sometimes I do feel like
17:30I'm stuck in my shell.
17:31The majority of my teen years
17:33were spent really angry
17:35and dealing with
17:36like abandonment issues.
17:38And
17:42I didn't know
17:44how to talk to people.
17:45I know that
17:47a lot of my issues
17:48stem from that experience.
17:49So if I can learn here
17:51that it's cool
17:52to open up more,
17:53come out of your shell,
17:55Pearl,
17:55it'll be a good thing
17:56in the end.
18:06I love chickens.
18:07They're my favorite animal.
18:08I grew up on a farm
18:09with hundreds of chickens
18:10and my job was to raise them
18:11to be beautiful
18:12and flawless for the fair.
18:14You can blow dry them
18:15and use vitamin E
18:16on their feet.
18:17Liquid bluing
18:18makes a white chicken sparkle.
18:19You basically flip them
18:20upside down,
18:21show them the asshole
18:21to the judge,
18:22and then they say
18:22your bird's healthy.
18:23When I was a kid,
18:24I used to go outside
18:24and sing random songs
18:25to my chickens.
18:26What?
18:27And I would like
18:28get into it
18:29and I'm like,
18:29they love it.
18:31Bitch,
18:32this visual,
18:32you just gave me,
18:33I'm picturing you
18:34in a barn
18:34like covered in hay.
18:35I hatched chickens
18:36underneath my bed
18:37in an incubator.
18:38This chicken actually
18:38won me an award
18:39right here.
18:40Animals were my best friends.
18:41Imagine me
18:42about 30 pounds heavier
18:43and a big nerd
18:45and loving chickens.
18:52That's how I talk
18:53to chickens.
18:54I feel good about us,
18:55fame.
18:56I think it's good
18:56that we're getting
18:57to know each other.
18:58Working with you
18:58has been such a pleasure.
18:59I can't wait
19:00until I outshave you.
19:02Violet,
19:03shut your hole.
19:04I can see how fame
19:05thinks I'm a dark witch
19:06or whatever,
19:07but I really like Miss Fame.
19:09Today I'm starting
19:09to really see a change
19:11in Violet
19:11for the better.
19:13It's nice.
19:13I'm probably one
19:14of the only people
19:14she's considering
19:15a friend right now,
19:16and she does need a friend.
19:30I'm a girl,
19:31put the face
19:33in your walk.
19:34Head to toe,
19:35let your whole body tuck.
19:38And what?
19:40Welcome to the main stage
19:42of RuPaul's Drag Race.
19:43Michelle Versace.
19:45Have you got your thighs
19:46on the prize?
19:47Always.
19:49Super Judge Ross Matthews.
19:51You're an award
19:52I'd love to win.
19:53And fabulous,
19:54award-winning designer,
19:56my pal,
19:57Isaac Mizrahi.
19:59House of Mizrahi
20:01represent...
20:02Don't you forget it,
20:03okay?
20:03Time for a death drop.
20:04Get ready to gag.
20:06Tickening.
20:07Could you imagine
20:08if I did a death drop right?
20:10I don't know
20:10if the AARP covers
20:12death drops.
20:14This week,
20:15we challenged our queens
20:16to put on an awards show
20:18like no other.
20:19Tonight,
20:20they valet their limousines
20:21and they're ready
20:22to snatch some trophies.
20:24Gentlemen,
20:25start your engines
20:26and may the best woman
20:28win.
20:29Coming up...
20:30I am so honored
20:32to be here
20:32at the first annual
20:33Despy Awards.
20:34And I'm working off
20:36community service.
20:42Almost live
20:44from the slums
20:45of Hollywood,
20:46first annual
20:47Despy Awards.
20:49And now,
20:50our hostesses
20:51with the mostesses,
20:53Mrs. Kasia Davis
20:54and Katya.
20:58Oh my goodness,
20:59everyone.
21:00We want to welcome you
21:02to the first annual
21:03Despy Awards.
21:05Now, Katya,
21:05what in the hell
21:07does Despy stand for?
21:08Well, judging from
21:09the looks of the nominees,
21:10I'm going to go with
21:11desperate, egotistical
21:12sluts prancing
21:13in the yard.
21:15Got it!
21:16The talented
21:17Ginger Minj is here tonight,
21:18or as I like to refer to her,
21:20the Danny DeVito
21:21of drag.
21:22And we have,
21:24in our presence,
21:25Miss Lane,
21:26Shane,
21:27Pang,
21:27whatever.
21:28Whatever.
21:29The gorgeous pearl.
21:30The drag equivalent
21:31of a Valium taking a Xanax
21:33in a K-hole.
21:36And last,
21:37but not least,
21:38as usual,
21:39we have
21:40Violet.
21:44Oh my God!
21:46Please,
21:47welcome to the stage
21:48the stars of
21:49Tyler Perry's roots,
21:50Kennedy Davenport,
21:52and Miss Jaden Dior fierce.
21:56Hello everyone!
21:58Straight from
21:59Kuka Kid Tastes Hut.
22:02The hourglass
22:03and the wall clock.
22:06Hold on,
22:07who's the wall clock?
22:08Step over there.
22:09Okay.
22:10Do this.
22:11Okay?
22:11My point.
22:14Anyways,
22:16we are here
22:17to present this award
22:19for the sexy,
22:20sexy drag queen.
22:21Let us announce
22:22these awful nominees.
22:25Candy Ho.
22:27And we all know
22:28how she got
22:29that last name
22:31in the back alley,
22:32honey.
22:33Poor.
22:35Miss Fame.
22:37Oh,
22:37the brand.
22:39Since when
22:39did the dollar store
22:40become a brand?
22:43And Max.
22:44Girl,
22:45ain't that the queen
22:45from that movie Powder?
22:48The winner
22:49is
22:52Miss Fame.
22:58I wish I could cry,
22:59but goddamn Botox
23:00got me every time.
23:01Other than that,
23:02I'd like to thank
23:02Mexico for the tapeworm
23:03that snatched my body
23:04and the man upstairs.
23:06Thank you so much
23:06for the light.
23:07I look great.
23:08Thank you so much.
23:10Next up,
23:11Pearl and Max.
23:12It would be a true honor
23:14to be presenting
23:15the Despia Award
23:16for Most Busted Drag Queen.
23:19What is a busted drag queen?
23:20I'm glad you asked.
23:22Oh, yes.
23:23The nominees are
23:24Mrs. Potato,
23:25I mean,
23:26Miss Jaden Dior Fierce.
23:29Miss Ginger Minch.
23:31Girl,
23:33after we swing on
23:34by Gatorland,
23:35we can get on
23:36back to my apartment
23:37and swing on
23:38my husband.
23:41The Brooke Hogan
23:42of drag,
23:43Katya.
23:47And last,
23:49but certainly not
23:49youngest,
23:50Mrs. Kasha Davis.
23:53Did you hear that, dear?
23:58And the winner is...
24:02Jane Dior Fierce!
24:05Congratulations!
24:07Thank you
24:08to all my fellow
24:09horrible drag queens.
24:11I hope you all
24:12burn in hell.
24:14And I mean it.
24:18Next up,
24:19Ginger Minch
24:20and Candy Ho.
24:21I am so honored
24:23to be here
24:24at the first annual
24:25Despy Awards.
24:26And I'm
24:27working off
24:27community service.
24:31We've gathered
24:32the very best
24:33to present the award
24:34for the shadiest shade.
24:36Contragulations, Candy!
24:37Oh,
24:38I think it's high time
24:39that your beard
24:40gets the public recognition
24:41it deserves.
24:43No, no, Ginger.
24:45This award
24:46is for that girl
24:47who knows how to
24:47throw the shade
24:48and not apply it.
24:51And the nominees are
24:54the girl
24:55who puts the fun
24:56in Elephant
24:57Ginger Minch.
25:01The
25:02how do I say this
25:04and remain
25:04socially responsible
25:06black horse
25:07of the competition
25:08Kennedy Davenport.
25:11And last,
25:13as usual,
25:15Violet Tchotchke.
25:16And the award
25:17goes to
25:20Violet Tchotchke.
25:22Oh!
25:24You don't like me.
25:26You really don't like me.
25:28And last but not least,
25:29God, thanks.
25:33Next up,
25:34Miss Fane
25:34and Violet Tchotchke.
25:37Are there any
25:37married couples
25:38in the house?
25:39Michelle Visage,
25:40how long?
25:4117 years.
25:41Oh, girl.
25:42No, how long?
25:45As someone who is
25:46highly experienced
25:47with handling meat,
25:49I cannot wait
25:49to hear the nominees
25:50for Media's Tchke.
25:51Oh, so you work
25:52in meatpacking.
25:53You could say that.
25:54Oh.
25:55Well, let's go ahead
25:55and receive the nominees.
25:58Katya,
25:58VIP.
26:00Very impressive package.
26:02Jaden,
26:03Dior,
26:04fierce.
26:04Hey, girl!
26:05Media's Tchke?
26:06Girl, let's be honest.
26:07Looks like she's
26:07smuggled a honey-baked ham
26:08in her panties.
26:10That brings us
26:11to our last nominee.
26:13Pearl.
26:14Pearl's tucking ability
26:15is just like her personality.
26:17Semi-precious,
26:18exhausted,
26:19and barely there.
26:21And the Despy Award
26:24goes to...
26:26Katya!
26:27Hey, Mandy!
26:30I believe it was
26:31the great American painter
26:33Bob Ross who said,
26:34the key to a swollen vagina
26:37is courage.
26:41Have a good night, everyone.
26:42Thank you so much.
26:49Coming up,
26:50you need to take it
26:51way over the crazy-ass top.
26:53I don't see anything
26:53over the top about you.
26:55Are you kidding me?
27:01Welcome, ladies.
27:02First,
27:03I want to remind you
27:04that being nominated
27:05is an honor,
27:07but winning
27:08is so much better.
27:10Thank you,
27:12Television Critics Association.
27:18Now,
27:19based on your
27:20Despy presentations,
27:22I've made some decisions.
27:25Max and Pearl.
27:29Condragulations.
27:30You're the winners
27:30of this week's challenge.
27:34You've each won
27:35a custom jewel package
27:37from Fierce Drag Jewels.
27:40Completely unexpected,
27:41and I am
27:42on top of the moon.
27:43Thank you, Donna.
27:45RuPaul,
27:46you gave me
27:46the smackdown yesterday,
27:48and it worked.
27:50I appreciate you.
27:52Kennedy Davenport
27:53and Jaden Dior Fierce,
27:55you are safe.
27:57You may leave the stage.
28:03Ladies,
28:04it's time
28:05for the judges' critiques.
28:07First up,
28:08Mrs. Kasha Davis.
28:10You look gorgeous,
28:11but you need
28:12to take it
28:12way over the crazy-ass top.
28:14I don't see anything
28:15over the top about you.
28:16That's a hard job,
28:17opening the show.
28:18That's tough,
28:19you know,
28:19to be overshadowed
28:20by the people
28:21following you.
28:22Next up, Katya.
28:24You guys struggled together
28:25in the opening
28:25a little bit,
28:26but when you accepted
28:27your award,
28:28I thought you were so funny.
28:29Tonight,
28:30for your look,
28:30I just want a little bit
28:31more volume on your hair.
28:32Are you kidding me?
28:33This is from
28:34the Brooke Hogan collection.
28:35Well, I thought
28:36get out your rat tail,
28:37girl, and start teasing.
28:38Give us some kind of volume.
28:40Thank you,
28:41New Jersey's
28:41Michelle Visage.
28:44Next up,
28:45Ginger Minj.
28:46Your performance,
28:48you had it like
28:48an All About Eve,
28:49Nomen Malone,
28:50and Showgirls
28:50on the Stairs
28:51kind of moment
28:51where you're like,
28:51get out of my way.
28:53This is my moment now,
28:54and it was fun to see.
28:55I want you to cut back
28:56a little on your black spray.
28:58My felt forehead.
28:59Just cut it back
28:59a little bit, girl.
29:01Next up,
29:02Candy Ho.
29:03You look like Natalie Wood,
29:04but this dress
29:05is not my favorite thing
29:06I ever saw.
29:07I think it's like
29:08swallowing you up
29:09in not a good way.
29:10Unfortunately,
29:11you were paired with Ginger,
29:12so it's up to you
29:13to up your game
29:13to try to keep up
29:14with somebody like that,
29:15and she stole the show.
29:18Thank you, Candy.
29:19Next up,
29:20Violet Chachki.
29:21You are so fabulous looking.
29:23I look at you and I go,
29:24that's a modern queen.
29:26So refined.
29:27About your performance,
29:28you have a tendency
29:29to speed up.
29:29You speed up in this way.
29:30Totally.
29:31So you need to let us hear it
29:33so we can actually laugh.
29:34Why do you think
29:35they voted you
29:35Shadiest Queen?
29:36There's some truth to it.
29:37My guess is that
29:38you spend a lot of time
29:40by yourself
29:40reading fashion magazines.
29:42Definitely looking
29:42at fashion all the time.
29:43I mean,
29:44obviously the internet
29:44happened, Rue.
29:45I don't know
29:45if you heard of it.
29:46Oh.
29:47All right,
29:48thanks, Violet.
29:49Next up,
29:50Miss Fame.
29:51The short-sleeved turtleneck
29:53with the opera-length glove
29:54just makes me so happy.
29:56Your performance
29:57with Violet,
29:57I think the whole thing
29:58was a little low energy
30:00for me
30:00and didn't really hit.
30:02But I think
30:02there's a funniness about you.
30:04You give me
30:04a modern thing
30:05about comedy.
30:06I can really see you
30:07consciously trying
30:08to show us
30:10more than just beauty.
30:11I'm just wanting
30:12to get past
30:13my own head.
30:14How is your head?
30:17I'm thinking a lot
30:18and I know
30:18you guys can see that.
30:20I don't even know
30:21how to turn off
30:21my thinker.
30:23Hasn't had any complaints yet.
30:25Oh, okay.
30:26Thank you, Miss Fame.
30:27All right.
30:28Thank you, ladies.
30:29I think we've heard enough.
30:30While you untuck backstage,
30:32the judges and I
30:33will deliberate.
30:35Just between us
30:37gladiators!
30:39What do you think?
30:40Starting with
30:40Kasha Davis.
30:41Here's someone
30:42who really has the chops
30:43and didn't bring it tonight.
30:44I find that very frustrating.
30:46This is like
30:46a workhorse queen,
30:48you know,
30:48and a workhorse queen
30:50has to make us laugh
30:51the minute we see her.
30:53It didn't happen tonight.
30:54You know,
30:54I could be wrong.
30:55Maybe she's hilarious.
30:56No.
30:57Katya.
30:58Katya really
30:59had a great moment
30:59with her acceptance speech.
31:00She wasn't necessarily funny
31:01in the opening of the show,
31:02so I was so happy
31:03she had that moment.
31:04As a long-time fan
31:05of the show,
31:06what I love
31:07are the layers
31:07and layers of irony.
31:09And with Katya,
31:10there is a core of irony.
31:12Candy Ho.
31:13Thank God Candy
31:14was wearing that hot blue
31:15because otherwise
31:15she would have been gone.
31:17Ginger ate her up.
31:18Candy Ho is fading away from me.
31:21Ginger Minge.
31:22Well,
31:23I thought Ginger
31:23was a powerhouse tonight.
31:25Don't you think
31:25because her partner
31:26didn't get any
31:27of the punchlines,
31:28does she have
31:29any responsibility
31:30for that?
31:31I mean,
31:31that's showbiz, kid.
31:32Sometimes you gotta
31:33elbow your way
31:33to the front of the stage.
31:35Well,
31:35remind me never
31:36to perform
31:36on the same stage
31:37as Ross, okay?
31:38Miss Fame.
31:39I think there was
31:40a little stumbling,
31:41but she picked
31:42herself back up.
31:43Looking at her
31:44just makes me
31:45live, die,
31:46and then come back
31:46to life.
31:47It's so fresh
31:48to have a queen
31:48look like that
31:49and then be this
31:50kind of like
31:51honest,
31:52goofy kid.
31:54Violet Chachki.
31:55I was paying attention
31:56to the jokes about her
31:56today from the other queens.
31:57I don't think
31:58they like her very much.
31:59I don't think
32:00she interacts very well
32:01with the other girls.
32:01She's a child
32:02of the internet.
32:03That is something
32:03you do alone.
32:05And to be quite frank,
32:06she wasn't necessarily funny
32:06and it was kind
32:07of a letdown.
32:08Come on,
32:08her acceptance speech
32:09was hilarious.
32:10Excuse me,
32:11like who doesn't want
32:11to be the shadiest
32:12queen in the room?
32:12I mean,
32:13how punk rock
32:14is that?
32:15Silence!
32:17I've made my decision.
32:18Bring back
32:19my girls?
32:22Oh, girls.
32:28Welcome back, ladies.
32:29I've made some decisions.
32:32Ginger Minj,
32:34you're safe.
32:38Candy Ho,
32:39tonight you looked
32:40like Natalie Wood,
32:41but your delivery
32:43was a little wooden.
32:45I'm sorry, my dear,
32:47but you are up
32:47for elimination.
32:50Miss Fame,
32:51you're safe.
32:54Katya,
32:55you're safe.
32:58Violet Tchotchke,
33:00your jokes
33:01got lost
33:02in the shade.
33:04Mrs. Kasha Davis,
33:06your big opening
33:07was a little sloppy.
33:12Mrs. Kasha Davis,
33:14I'm sorry, my dear,
33:16but you are up
33:16for elimination.
33:20Violet Tchotchke,
33:22you're safe.
33:25Two queens
33:26stand before me.
33:28Ladies,
33:28this is your last chance
33:29to impress me
33:30and save yourself
33:32from elimination.
33:36Time has come
33:37for you to lip sync
33:40for your life.
33:45I absolutely deserve
33:47to be in this competition.
33:47Rue,
33:48I'm ready.
33:49Let's do this.
33:50Good luck
33:51and don't
33:53fuck it up.
34:08Miss Kasha Davis
34:09just pulls up
34:10the slit in that skirt
34:11and honey,
34:12she is serving
34:13these young kids.
34:13I won't bring
34:14no pain
34:15a little buddy
34:17told me
34:17that you'd feel
34:18the same thing.
34:19Don't think that
34:20I don't know
34:21what it's doing to me
34:22cause I got a vibe
34:24on you
34:24the first time
34:25you saw
34:25through me,
34:26through me.
34:26I'm hungry.
34:27Miss Kasha,
34:28she started off
34:28slow and sexy
34:29and then she worked
34:30her way up
34:30and she just
34:31hitting her gig.
34:32I'm living for it.
34:33Miss Kasha,
34:34your world
34:34and only love
34:36and I just want
34:38to be the
34:39love of her.
34:42hey,
34:44hey,
34:45hey,
34:45hey,
34:46hey,
34:46hey,
34:46hey,
34:47hey,
34:47hey,
35:03ladies,
35:04I've made
35:05my decision.
35:12Candy Ho,
35:13Shantae,
35:14you stay.
35:17Mrs. Kasha Davis,
35:19you're terrific.
35:21Now,
35:22call Mr. Davis
35:23and tell him
35:25Mama's coming home.
35:26He better have
35:27that box wine
35:28chilling.
35:31Sachet away.
35:33Love you,
35:34gals.
35:35Love you.
35:38There's always
35:39time for a cocktail.
35:42What the hell?
35:43I wasn't ready to leave.
35:44One of the things
35:45I think that frustrated
35:46me the most
35:46were certain people
35:47that like sort of gave up,
35:48you know,
35:48and that kind of
35:49pisses me off,
35:50but it's not just life.
35:51It's the game.
35:54Condragulations,
35:55ladies.
35:56Remember,
35:57you can't love yourself.
35:58How in the hell
35:59are you going to love
35:59somebody else?
36:00Can I get an amen
36:01up in here?
36:02Amen.
36:02All right.
36:03Now let the music play.
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