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00:10We're back in the workroom, it's really exciting to have finished our first challenge.
00:17We're just all excited to move forward to the next step.
00:22Oh, it's Kelly's message.
00:26Eat my bacon.
00:28Work, mama.
00:28How lucky were we to get to share the first episode with our sister, Kelly, y'all?
00:32But how much more lucky are we that we didn't get eliminated?
00:35Word up.
00:36We gotta change.
00:37I was about to have an emotional breakdown on stage today.
00:40This is so serious for me.
00:42I'm here to fucking play the hard game.
00:45I wonder what the next troglodytes are like.
00:48We're gonna eat them alive.
00:50It's gonna be us against them, and it's gonna be like this.
00:53Bitches, leave them a fucking message on the damn mirror.
00:55I know, right?
00:56Okay.
00:57Okay.
00:57Okay.
00:57Oh!
00:58Yeah!
00:59This is the beginning.
01:00Hey, ladies!
01:03I hate to break up a good time.
01:05But I've got company coming in the morning, darling.
01:08So shut your stinking pie holes!
01:10I gotta finish!
01:19The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of Color Evolution Cosmetics
01:23and a cash prize of $100,000 with extra special guest judge Khloe Kardashian.
01:30The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is the best woman, best woman, best woman, best woman, best woman, best woman.
01:49Well, well, well, well, I hope you bitches are ready.
01:53My name is Bianca Del Rio.
01:54I'm 37 years old.
01:57Well.
01:58I'm not the first one.
01:59I'm the first one.
01:59Great!
02:00Drag queen who's early?
02:02That never fucking happens.
02:04I am an insult comic, just like Don Rickles.
02:06Looks like a party, but in a dress and prettier and not as old
02:10Perhaps they all went home after they heard that I was here. I feel it's my duty to show America
02:14that some queens have good teeth and good hair
02:20I am Trinity Cabo name. I am 22 years of age. Hi
02:24There is video fish. I'm about as close as you're gonna get to beyonce
02:28Oh look a party. It looks like a party just happened those cupcakes that had already been eating streamers all
02:33over the place. It's a mystery
02:37Oh
02:42It's pretty cool
02:44This is kind of awkward
02:49Trinity reminds me of a dear friend of mine from New Orleans. She's dead
02:55I'm Jocelyn Fox. I'm 26 years old
02:58Jocelyn Fox is all about the look and showing body
03:02Jocelyn Fox is one foxy lady
03:06wah-wah
03:08Hi Jocelyn, I'm Bianca. Nice to meet you, Bianca. Nice to meet you
03:11Apparently Jocelyn wore every fucking piece of jewelry she owned. It looked like she went to Calaire's boutique
03:15Sell on a sale rack and said I'll take it
03:18Those are nice legs. Thank you. She's a pirate one of those legs are wooden. I do like to eat
03:23at IHOP
03:23You know
03:33Milk she does a body good girl
03:37I'm milk. I'm 25 years old. Milk is a club kid a very conceptual performer. She is not one note.
03:44She has an entire symphony
03:47Hi ladies
03:48Milk walk in the room. You didn't think she's in the circus
03:51New York queen
03:53With those lashes. Look, you know, I go for the subtle look. We're all just bunch of clowns aren't we?
03:58No
04:01Oh
04:02Oh wow
04:03My name is Magnolia Crawford. I'm 28 years old and I am Seattle's sexiest drag queen
04:09I'm not sexy
04:10Seattle's funniest drag queen
04:13Um
04:14I view myself as the world's most glamorous trash queen. Look at that nose
04:20Her contoured nose to death. Oh, who are you pointing at?
04:25Nice to meet you, Bianca
04:26I thought she was a fucking swordfish. She could flip pages in a book
04:31What inspired your look today?
04:33Well, I was feeling kind of animal
04:35I've got the lions
04:36All I thought you was off of Peg Bundy
04:40Is this America's next top model?
04:43Oh, sorry
04:46Just kidding
04:47My name is Courtney Act. I'm 31 years old
04:50I'm originally from Sydney, Australia, but now I live in West Hollywood
04:53Hi everyone
04:54Hi Courtney
04:55I was starstruck
04:56Nice to meet you Courtney
04:57Big fan of yours
04:58My name's Jasmine
04:59It's like meeting a celebrity
05:00I love Courtney
05:01I guess my reputation could intimidate the other queens
05:04I'm most famous for being a finalist on the first season of Australian Idol
05:07So, what type of innocent are you?
05:09I'm a single
05:09Oh
05:10Yeah
05:10Live?
05:11Yeah
05:11Oh, fuck you
05:15Courtney looks like a girl
05:17Very pretty, but that doesn't impress me
05:20It's not drag
05:23I hear Clydesdale
05:25They better widen the doorways and reinforce the runway, honey, cause a big girl's in the house
05:31I'm Darian Lake, I'm 24 years old
05:33And I'm a compulsive liar
05:36I was picked fan favorite on the online Facebook contest
05:39Hi, I'm Darian
05:40I'm Milk
05:41Milk
05:42I'm Heavy Cream
05:44Some of the queens are pretty, I'm prettier
05:46Some of them are funny, I'm funnier
05:48And some of them are big, but I'm bigger
05:50Hi, I'm Magnolia
05:51Magnolia
05:52Just a springtime flower
05:53I'm just begging to be pollinated myself
05:55Oh
05:58What has been going on here?
05:59I have no idea
06:01Somebody's been here
06:02Did you see that?
06:03Oh
06:03I don't get it
06:06Oh
06:07Girl, you got female
06:11What?
06:14Shouldn't there be more chicks?
06:16Welcome my queens
06:17You might think you were tardy for the party
06:20But it's not about who comes first
06:22It's about who can last the longest
06:26Now you gotta fight for your right to party
06:31My voice is so fishy right now
06:33Yeah
06:35Hmm
06:35Hello, hello, hello
06:40Welcome to RuPaul's Drag Race
06:43Now you may have noticed that you're not the first queens to arrive
06:48In fact, last week, seven queens came, competed, and one has already sashayed away
07:00Oh
07:01Now on the bright side, by splitting you into two groups
07:05Your chance to snatch my attention is better than ever
07:08But, on the shady side, there's a one in seven chance that you'll be eliminated before you even meet the
07:16other queens
07:17The pressure is on, ladies
07:19Are you ready for your big close-up?
07:21Classic Ru full of a lot of surprises
07:23Let's go
07:24Bitches are sweatin'
07:27Coming up, now what's the K stands for?
07:29Kardashian
07:30Honey, you're giving me some Kardashian ass in that dress
07:47Bianca Del Rio
07:48I usually don't like going first, unless it's a bathhouse, so this should be fun
07:53Say hello to the dreamy Mike Ruiz
07:56Mike is here to shoot your slumber party photo shoot
08:00You'll be posing in bed with all four members of the Scruff Pit Crew
08:05Supersized for your pleasure
08:07Now you need to give us face and deliver a super sensuous pose
08:11No matter what pops up
08:13Or pops in
08:15What I'm looking for is for the girls to really stand out in the photo
08:19I'm from the south, so it feels like I'm with my cousin
08:23Okay, here we go
08:25Make dirty, filthy love to the camera
08:28It's hard to stay up
08:30I think we might need to take it up a notch
08:33Don't you amp it up a little bit
08:34Oh god
08:35I have an idea
08:37Pillow fight!
08:38Oh shit!
08:41Oh yeah, ooh, sexier!
08:43It's difficult for someone like me to be sexy
08:46Have you seen me?
08:48I'm clown realness
08:49Get that feather out of your mouth there, yeah
08:53Hope you had your bird blue shots
08:56Trinity K. Bonet
08:57Work it!
08:59Feel her up
08:59Oh
09:00Ru, I think we need to take it up a few notches
09:03Are you talking Dutch oven?
09:04Yes
09:05Pillow fight!
09:06Oh
09:07Okay, now click to the camera, Trinity
09:09Yeah, work it!
09:10I love doing photo shoots and drag
09:11That's gorgeous
09:12I'm a supermodel
09:14Beyonce
09:15Push Michelle out of the way
09:17Yes
09:17It's a slumber party massacre
09:21Jocelyn Fox
09:22There's a fox in the hen house
09:24Oh
09:25You're giving me a little Raquel Welch there
09:27Feathers are flying everywhere
09:28Pillows are coming in my face
09:30This is pure chaos
09:31Oh dear
09:37Jocelyn
09:37Girls
09:38How was it?
09:39That was a mean trick
09:42I'm noticing that Jocelyn's skirt continue to rise all day
09:46I'm gonna need her to put some panties on or some boy shorts or something
09:50Is there a bottom half to that dress, girl?
09:52Hello?
09:53I couldn't fit it in my suitcase
09:57That's gorgeous
09:58Beautiful
09:59Oh yeah
10:00Courtney Act is Courtney Act
10:03Courtney knows how to do sexy, she's a natural
10:05Yes
10:05Eat your heart out, Colleen, eh?
10:07But you know what, Rue?
10:08I think we need a little something extra
10:11Poppers?
10:13Pillow fight!
10:15Yes!
10:16Bingo!
10:18Yes!
10:19Yes!
10:21Yes!
10:22Oh, work it out!
10:23Yes, yes!
10:23Yes, mama!
10:24That's what I'm talking about
10:25Oh, yes!
10:27Yes!
10:30Cornie is so funny and sexy and really nailing this challenge
10:33Mother, may I sleep with danger?
10:37Magnolia Crawford
10:39Play to the camera
10:40You need to serve that face, girl
10:42We're losing it
10:44Alright
10:46You're killing me, Mary
10:48Who's thirsty for milk?
10:52Lower milk
10:52Stay focused
10:55Hot milk
10:56Yes
10:56Flash that Lauren Hutton smile
10:59Careful, those feathers are collecting
11:01In your cleavage
11:02Oh, there's that cookie I had earlier
11:04Oh, wow
11:09Motorboating on Darien Lake
11:11Oh!
11:12Good morning!
11:14Oh, my God
11:15Did you enjoy it?
11:16That was fun
11:18Oh, my God
11:19Hey, Jaslyn
11:21I'm trying to recognize everybody out of drag
11:24Everybody's de-dragging
11:25And it's kind of fun to see the man behind the curtain
11:28Oh, that felt good
11:30I'm just as surprised to see that Bianca Del Rio
11:32Is a real human being underneath all of that clown makeup
11:35Oh!
11:36Boy bodies
11:37As a boy, Courtney Act is the cutest
11:40She is tan with that beach blonde hair
11:43I normally don't do dairy, but for milk I'll make an exception
11:49Hello, hello, hello!
11:51Hi!
11:52And who the hell are you?
11:55Ladies, I've pulled an all-nighter reviewing your slumber party photos
12:00Some of you were a wet dream come true
12:02And others were a real snooze
12:05But the winner of your first mini-challenge is
12:10Oh, whoa, where'd that come from?
12:15Trinity K. Bonet
12:17Woo!
12:18I won the first photo shoot challenge!
12:22Condragulations!
12:24I'm posting your photo on the RuPaul's Drag Race Instagram account
12:27So everyone can like it
12:29That's good
12:30Now, as a little surprise
12:33I have a party favorite for each of you
12:36Old Scruff Pit Crew
12:39Oh, my
12:40Look at those packages
12:42For this week's main challenge
12:44You need to create your best life of the party high fashion couture
12:49Hashtag party like a drag queen
12:51Using only the leftovers from one of these party packs
12:56There's toga party, luau party, princess party, quinceanera
13:01St. Patrick's Day party, Republican party
13:04And my favorite, hoedown
13:08Trinity, you won the mini-challenge
13:10So you get to pick yours first
13:12And then re-gift the others
13:15I want the breakfast party
13:17Now, which box have you chosen for Gary and Lake?
13:20St. Patrick's
13:21St. Patrick's Day party!
13:23What about Jocelyn Fox?
13:25Couture
13:28Quinceanera for Jocelyn Fox
13:30Yay!
13:31Magnolia Crawford
13:33How am?
13:35All right, what about Courtney Act?
13:37Republican
13:38That seems fair and balanced
13:40For Bianca Del Rio, luau
13:42Hope I get laid
13:45So that means that milk gets the toga party
13:49Gentlemen, start your engines
13:52And may the best woman win
13:55This is the first challenge and I want to fucking win
13:58I got bills to pay, I got dogs to put through college
14:03Coming up, what kind of silhouette are you planning?
14:05I'm thinking very kind of
14:09Like, sort of, maybe not quite
14:11Or, oh god, I don't know
14:24Oh, look, Courtney
14:25What?
14:26My hairy nuts
14:28Those aren't cha-cha heels!
14:30Today's challenge is to create a high fashion outfit
14:33Based on what we have in our party box
14:36Hmm, okay
14:38It's like Christmas
14:44Ooh, there's every color you could ever think of
14:47Ooh, I love everything in my box
14:50I have house numbers
14:52A house, it's your age
14:5451
14:5515
14:56Stick them on your head, see if anybody comes to visit
14:59Knock, knock
15:02Okay
15:03Hey
15:04That's ugly
15:06Oh my god, this is
15:09Awful
15:10I got a bunch of shit
15:12It has nothing to do with my style
15:14Jesus Christ
15:17It's the first challenge
15:18Good god, go get a grip
15:19That's ugly
15:22Hello, hello, hello
15:23Hi
15:24Hi RuPaul
15:26How are my party monsters doing?
15:29Darien Lake
15:30Hi
15:30Luck of the Irish
15:31Oh, hey
15:32Lee
15:34So now, of course, the box is a St. Paddy's Day party box
15:38But the challenge isn't to do leprechaun
15:41Right, right
15:42But it's to interpret the box to Darien Lake style
15:46Exactly
15:46And what kind of silhouette are you planning?
15:48I'm thinking very kind of
15:51Like glamour, executive, sort of
15:55Maybe not quite
15:56More
15:57Oh god, I don't know
16:00You know
16:01So it's in process, is that what you're saying?
16:04Mm-hmm
16:05Dead
16:05Well, lucky to address to ya
16:09Trinity K. Bonet
16:11Hey, what it do, Mama Ru?
16:12Now, what's the K stand for?
16:14Kardashian
16:14Kardashian, really?
16:16So now you've got the princess party box
16:18Yes
16:18What are you planning for it?
16:20I wanted to play with two types of princesses
16:22Futuristic, Princess Leia
16:24And Princess Kate
16:26Kate Middleton
16:28Exactly
16:28Okay
16:29Yeah
16:30So, you're somewhere between Star Wars and Buckingham Palace
16:33Mm-hmm
16:36So, um, great
16:38I'm gonna be looking out for ya
16:40Caught in the act
16:41Hi, RuPaul
16:42I caught you in the act
16:42You did catch me in the act
16:44Thank you for explaining my name to America
16:46Because I know that in American accents it doesn't always work
16:50Except maybe in Boston
16:51Right
16:51Caught in the act
16:53Yes
16:53Is this caught in the act style?
16:55Because you show a lot of body, don't you?
16:57Yeah
16:57Yeah
16:57I'm sure that Michelle will say,
16:59Courtney, stop relying on that body
17:02Just make sure you don't come down the runway looking like the dog's dinner
17:06See you later
17:07Thank you, Ru
17:09Bianca Del Rio
17:10You can call me jiggly
17:12I've gotta ask you, that rapid-fire quick whip
17:15Did you always have that?
17:16It's just instinctive
17:17And I call it my little Rolodex of hate
17:19So when you're faced with the situation
17:21You just roll through and you go, what do I have? What do I have?
17:24Now you have a background in fashion
17:26I work for a Broadway costume company in New York City
17:28We build costumes
17:29So it comes in handy when you're a drag queen
17:31Absolutely
17:31So I'm assuming you're gonna kill this challenge
17:34I hope
17:34I can't wait to see what you walk down that runway with
17:37Well, thank you, I'm looking forward to it
17:37Alright
17:38See you then
17:38Okay, thanks
17:41Magnolia Crawford
17:42Hi, Ru
17:42How you doing?
17:44I'm feeling really, real honky-tonky
17:45Ready for a hoedown
17:46That's the party box you got, is the hoedown
17:49That's the box I got
17:52What was in there?
17:53Hideous fabric
17:54Really?
17:55I got a big ol' sheet of denim
17:58Oh, denim is good, we like denim
18:00Yeah, I don't think it screams high fashion
18:03There's this brown, which looks like shit
18:07What is Magnolia Crawford style?
18:09I think of myself as a glamorous trash queen
18:12Uh-huh
18:13Things that are so ugly they're pretty
18:15Well, listen, this challenge could be right up your alley
18:18Turn it out, Magnolia Crawford
18:22Thank you
18:23Okay
18:25Jocelyn Fox
18:27Hi, Rosie Q
18:28Now which box did you get?
18:30Quinceanera
18:31So what do you have planned?
18:32I finally selected narrow down my fabrics
18:36Yeah, that's a lot of fabric
18:39Well, I want to avoid it being too loud and too busy
18:44All right, all right
18:46Thank you, Rosie Q
18:48Well, hello there, Melk
18:50Hi!
18:51Are you wearing acid wash hot pants?
18:54I am
18:56What is Melk all about?
18:58She is big and scary, freaky and creepy
19:03That's what I love to do
19:04So, your camp aesthetic
19:06How is that going to meet with high fashion?
19:09I'm going for sort of Xanadu like jumpsuit
19:13Oh boy, okay
19:15Do you think you can make a jumpsuit high fashion?
19:18I do
19:19Yeah
19:19Yeah, well listen, I just got to tell you
19:21You're up against a lot of competition
19:23And you'll be under a lot of scrutiny
19:25I really want my first impression to be unique
19:28Something very Melk
19:29I'm still doing pants
19:33Ladies, gather round
19:36Now tomorrow, the party moves to the main stage
19:39Where we'll be joined by our extra special guest judge
19:43Bible
19:45Khloe Kardashian
19:48My idol Khloe Kardashian
19:52I'm in heaven
19:52Are you keeping up?
19:55Don't fuck it up
19:56See you later
19:59Coming up
20:00Thinking about wearing facial hair
20:02Really queen?
20:03Hope you're packed
20:05You think this represents you?
20:07I can't even begin
20:07You've got to bring it every time
20:09Okay
20:09This is the motherfucking Olympics girl
20:18Good morning workroom
20:20This morning we're back in the workroom
20:22Finishing up our looks for our very first runway
20:24Stuff to do, stuff to do
20:26One of us is going home
20:27And we done already unpacked all our shit
20:29Ain't nobody trying to pack it back up
20:32Sometimes when drag queens wear pants
20:34Sometimes when drag queens wear pants
20:34You get that lovely moose knuckle effect
20:36And it is white
20:37Well
20:38What goes on the middle?
20:39She's just wearing her tits out
20:40Oh
20:41Yeah
20:41Thinking about wearing facial hair
20:45Okay
20:46A beard
20:47Really queen?
20:48I mean, I'll do anything to make myself look different
20:51Okay
20:52Hope you're packed
20:54Ha ha ha
20:55Nice knowing you
20:55Bitch
20:56Of course I'm getting weird looks for throwing on a beard
20:58I don't care what they think about my look
21:01Screw them
21:03That will go underneath
21:04And then this will go
21:06Oh, there's more
21:06Underneath as well
21:08Wow, it's a production
21:11Jocelyn's outfit is a little busy
21:13I couldn't stop myself
21:15Actually, it's really busy
21:17And these are my shoes
21:19No one's ever seen a quinceañera quite like this
21:22In this challenge, I may be underestimated by the other queens
21:25But I plan on being the black horse in this competition
21:29Do you mean dark horse?
21:35Oh, it is dark horse, isn't it?
21:39I've always said black horse
21:40I think I'm gonna start putting on my face
21:47So like in Australia, you kind of like Natalie Imbruglia famous
21:50I'm a household name
21:52If you say Courtney Act, they'll know who you're talking about
21:54I was a finalist on the first season of Australian Idol
21:57I got signed to Sony BMG
21:59I toured around the country
22:00And I've gone on to have a really great and wonderful career in Australia
22:04You're a big deal
22:05I'm not nervous at all about going up against Courtney Act
22:08I don't see a lot of like drag there
22:11I was on a Stereo Shop commercial, but it was only local
22:14Tell me about that
22:15We were in drag
22:16They wanted some local like celebrity type people
22:19And none of them were available, which is why you took the job
22:22Oh, I'm kidding
22:26True
22:32Milk has put on a beard
22:34Oh, she's beardsy, huh?
22:36What the fuck?
22:38Really, Queen? I spent all fucking morning shaving mine off
22:41Hello?
22:55Have a girl
22:56Put the bass in your walk
22:58Head to toe
22:59Let your whole body top
23:02And what?
23:06Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race
23:08Michelle Visage
23:10My gorgeous Steel Magnolia
23:13Santino Rice
23:14Are you ready to party and play?
23:17And Drag Race superfan, Khloe Kardashian
23:20Woohoo!
23:21Now, have you ever partied like a drag queen?
23:23Oh, honey, do you not know my family and my sisters?
23:26We're all queens at heart
23:27Hello!
23:29This week, for part two of my big opening
23:32Our queens were challenged to transform leftover supplies
23:36Into one-of-a-kind, life-of-the-party couture
23:39Now, they're ready to get they swerve on
23:42Gentlemen, start your engines
23:44And may the best woman win
23:47Now, sissy that wow
23:48First up, Trinity K. Bonet
23:51Holy Trinity
23:52I think she's intergalactating, serving anthrax
23:56I've snorted worse in my life
23:59I'm giving you Queen Amidala Goes to the Met Gala Baby
24:02Everybody's checking me out, I look good
24:03She comes in peace
24:06Of ass
24:09Bianca Del Rio
24:11Daughter of Vanessa Del Rio
24:13Yes, can't you tell?
24:14Look at the size of her nuts
24:15I'm giving Miss Honolulu 1968 high fashion
24:19I'm feeling it
24:21Hawaii Five
24:22Oh no, she better don't
24:25Dip into the waters of Darien Lake
24:29Well, hello, Mrs. Lake
24:30Tonight I'm giving on the runway
24:3270's Studio 54 couture
24:35Wow, look at those lucky charms
24:37Shake our tits
24:38Hell yeah
24:39Now, where is she hiding that pot of gold?
24:42At the end of a rainbow
24:43Here comes Magnolia CrossFit
24:46From Hoedown to couture
24:48Holstein couture
24:49Would you call that a moo moo?
24:51Milk it
24:54I feel like Hoedown meets high school prom in 1993
24:58She's utterly fantastic
25:00Work it, heifer
25:03Jocelyn Fox
25:04Quinceanera
25:06Fifteen going on fabulous
25:10Where'd a party at?
25:12Everywhere, apparently
25:14Sandbags
25:15I am serving up fun, flirty, life of the party
25:18Because that is Jocelyn Fox
25:20Tijuana
25:20Yes I do
25:22Ah
25:23Cockney A
25:24Look at that big box
25:26Oh say, can you see?
25:28She's a member of the tea bag party
25:33I'm feeling like a vixen
25:34I'm bearing flesh
25:35I've got legs
25:36I've got body-oddy-oddy
25:38Oh yes, she's walking the party line, darling
25:41Work it out
25:42Don't it make your red state blue?
25:45Milk!
25:47From toga party to couture
25:50Oh dear
25:51Now I've heard of a milk mustache, but
25:54Honey
25:55I am serving hermaphrodite realness
25:59I am feeling Xanadu and I am working it out
26:02Very sister dimension
26:04Or father time, depending how you look at it
26:07Now sister that wop
26:08Coming up
26:09It was just a disaster
26:10I get this angry vibe from you
26:13You have to get people to like you
26:21Welcome party girls
26:23It's time for your first critique from the judges
26:26First up
26:27Trinity Kardashian bonet
26:30Honey, you're giving me some Kardashian ass in that dress
26:32Oh
26:33I think that would have been fierce without the bulletin board behind your neck
26:37Can you take that off?
26:39See?
26:39Look how much more beautiful that looks
26:41Ooh, yeah
26:42Gorge
26:43Thank you, Trinity
26:44Next up, Bianca Del Rio
26:46That dress is gorgeous
26:48You definitely know how to construct for the body
26:50I don't steal this and try marketing this at Sears now, girl
26:53Oh honey, it's stolen, it's gone
26:55I do think that your eye makeup is a little too heavy
26:57Because I don't feel like I could see your eyes as much as I would like to
27:00It's just the softening of the edges
27:02But those dimples are everything
27:04I didn't know you could see my ass
27:06Alright, thank you, Bianca
27:08Thank you
27:08Next up, Darien Lake
27:10Oh, hello dear
27:11Your face looks beautiful
27:13That's how you soften the edges, right there
27:15Looks gorgeous
27:16But that said, a little boring here
27:19I have a very big camel toe
27:21My puss is very large and in charge
27:23I'm a big girl
27:23I embrace it though, but I cannot have ruching in front of my body
27:27Because it's just going to accentuate my puss
27:30I wish your outfit was stronger
27:33Next up, Magnolia Crawford
27:35My eyes honed right in on that nose contour
27:38It is so dark, girl
27:39That dress, it's very basic
27:41It's like so...
27:42I don't think that this print is basic
27:45But you think this represents you?
27:47Yes, because I am attracted to things that are so ugly
27:51They're fabulous
27:52You're not giving me that
27:54That's not ugly
27:55But I didn't like my box
27:57There's only so much you can do with red and white check
28:01The thing is, you could have done more
28:02I've got a goddamn bow on my ass
28:05I get this angry vibe from you
28:08I... okay
28:11This is the motherfucking Olympics, girl
28:12Okay
28:13You've got to bring it every time
28:14And if you want to be in this business
28:15You have to get people to like you
28:18We're gonna move on
28:19Next up, Jocelyn Fox
28:21Hey Jocelyn
28:22Hello you sexy sexy bald man
28:25The whole outfit is just over the top
28:28It was like a parade float
28:30She didn't wear anything from her box
28:31And you wore every freaking thing in your box
28:33You're beautiful
28:35You don't need all of that
28:37Cut it in half
28:38Next up, Courtney Axe
28:40G'day
28:41You're giving me Cheryl Teague's Cosmo cover 1976
28:46I honestly wanna just skin you alive and wear your body
28:49Your body is phenomenal
28:50I did notice that you were tripping up a little bit on your skirt
28:53It's just too long, I think
28:55Thank you, Courtney
28:56Last but not least, Milk
28:58Milk
29:00So Milk, do you think this is representative of who you are?
29:05Yeah, I have a very quirky persona and style
29:09I know I'm not gonna ever fit in with those glamorous queens
29:13And so why not stand out?
29:15You probably could have left off the beard
29:18Cause really, the whole ensemble looks like a million dollars
29:23Really, like a fashion illustration just right off the page
29:26You are owning everything of who you are
29:29That's what I love
29:30Alright, thank you
29:32Thank you ladies
29:33While you untuck in the form decor lounge
29:36The judges and I will deliberate
29:39Alright, just between us squirrel friends
29:42Let's start with Trinity Kardashian Bonet
29:46I love Trinity's creativity
29:48Trinity brought an entire performance to the runway
29:51After she took the pizza box off from her neck
29:54I thought she was fierce
29:55Bianca Del Rio
29:57Love that dress
29:58I would wear that dress
30:00I loved her sense of humor
30:01She's a queen, I'll be watching
30:03The only critique is the makeup
30:05You gotta blend
30:06Sissy that face
30:07You better sissy that face, girl
30:08Darian Lake
30:10She's stunningly gorgeous
30:11But it looked like she went to the fancy section of dress barn
30:14Unforgivable is the ruching
30:16The coochie ruching
30:17Oh my god
30:18The puffy puss
30:19I can't deal
30:21Magnolia Crawford
30:22Girl
30:23If you're gonna wear a cow print
30:24You better camp the hell out of that dress
30:27Sure, wear a bell around your neck
30:29It's interesting watching Magnolia Crawford get so defensive
30:32I totally relate to it
30:33I've been there myself
30:34I get irritated when they talk about my marriage or my sisters
30:37Sure
30:37But I want to be a better version of me
30:40That takes constant work
30:42And if you're gonna be defensive then it defeats the point
30:45Alright, let's move on to Jocelyn Fox
30:47I don't know if I could forgive that outfit
30:49The midsection had no shape
30:50I don't mind that outfit
30:52It's not like she's coming out here in a career woman
30:55No, but the construction was just a disaster
30:57Courtney act
30:59There was not much going on to that outfit
31:01So she definitely was relying on her body
31:02Which, hey, if you've got it, rely on it
31:05Do whatever you can
31:06But I just would expect a lot more from her
31:09Alright, let's move on
31:10Who wants milk?
31:12Hopefully milk will be able to make the look more feminine when we ask her
31:16With that said, I thought it was a ballsy move to come out with a beard
31:19I like a big set of balls
31:20Yeah, girl
31:21Honey, please
31:23Silence
31:24I've made my decision
31:25Bring back my girls
31:35Welcome back, ladies
31:37I've made some decisions
31:41Trinity K. Bonet
31:44You're safe
31:47Bianca Del Rio
31:48Your couture was a real Maui Wowie
31:53Condragulations
31:54Condragulations
31:54You're the winner of this week's challenge
31:57You've won a $2,500 shopping spree from Fabric Planet
32:03Milk
32:03If you're not playing it safe
32:06You're safe
32:11You're safe
32:12Courtney act
32:12Body 10
32:13Couture 6
32:17You're safe
32:19You're safe
32:20You're safe
32:20Magnolia Crawford
32:21Your bovine design was not divine
32:24Where's the beef?
32:27I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination
32:31Darien Lake
32:33Darien Lake
32:33Your face is painted for the ages
32:37But your rouge looked rushed
32:40Jocelyn Fox
32:41Your couture reminds me of a wedding
32:44Something old
32:45Something new
32:46Something borrowed
32:47Something blue
32:49Green, yellow, pink, red, chartreuse
32:53Jocelyn Fox
32:55Jocelyn Fox
32:55You're safe
33:01Darien, my dear, I'm sorry, but you are up for elimination
33:05It's just me and Magnolia
33:07Give me the firing squad
33:08I'm ready
33:09Two queens stand before me
33:11Ladies
33:13This is your last chance to impress me
33:16And save yourself
33:18From elimination
33:20The time has come
33:21Put your lip sync
33:24For your life
33:28Good luck
33:30And don't fuck it up
33:51No doubt about it
33:52Whoa, whoa
33:54Turn the beat around
33:55Go, go, go, go, go, go, go
33:57But you feel the beat, yeah
34:00Turn it upside
34:02I'm gonna show the judges that I'm funny, fabulous, and that I have a great nose
34:07I am looking those judges dead in their eye and getting that glance right back
34:14This is what you paid for, and I'm giving you extra
34:17On the drum
34:19On the drum
34:21Turn the beat around
34:25Love to hear percussion
34:29Woo
34:30Turn the beat around
34:33Love to hear percussion
34:35All right, ladies, I've made my decision
34:48Daring Lake
34:49Shantae, you stay
34:53Daring Lake
34:53You may join the other girls
34:55Thank you
34:58Magnolia Crawford
35:00You hit a wall
35:01But there's one thing I know for sure
35:04You can't keep a good hoe down
35:07Now
35:09Sashay away
35:10Thank you
35:15It's a shame they didn't get to love me as much as I love me
35:18Yeah, I might have come across a little abrasive
35:21The thing is, all publicity is good publicity
35:24So I'm gonna take it and run with it
35:26Peace fuck out
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