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مسلسل Abbott Elementary مترجم - Episode 3
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00:06Pencils, erasers, left-handed scissors.
00:08Oh, you got some southpaws in your class.
00:10You know, there's actually a lot of data.
00:12Please, I'm just trying to inventory my needs.
00:17So, it's wishlist week here at Abbott Elementary.
00:20The city doesn't always give us the funding we need for our supplies.
00:23I know I keep saying that, but it keeps being true.
00:25It's not like we have nothing.
00:27We clip old pictures out of magazines from the barbershop down the street.
00:31The whole wishlist thing makes it very easy for the community to help.
00:35Hello.
00:36Hi, I heard about your needs over here.
00:38So, I would like to donate this to the school.
00:42Oh, um, thank you.
00:44But we actually put specific items on our online wishlist, which you can find at...
00:48I don't know what that is here.
00:50Top of the line. Enjoy.
00:52Okay, um, you know what?
00:54It's actually very nice now that I look at it.
00:55Yeah, I love it.
00:57Sometimes you need to unplug it, then plug it back in.
01:00Couldn't find the cord.
01:02Okay.
01:03It also smokes.
01:07Okay.
01:10Trash.
01:11Yeah.
01:29Hi, y'all.
01:30My name's Ms. Kerman.
01:31I'm a third-grade teacher here at Marshall Elementary in Louisville, Kentucky.
01:34And here are some of the things we need for our classroom.
01:36So I didn't get a lot from our wishlist last year, but this year is going to be different
01:40because I'm going to make a video.
01:44Hey, you going to ask for a pair of headphones on that little wishlist of yours?
01:48Because I cannot listen to one more squeaky voice begging for pencils.
01:51Well, if you saw how much stuff these teachers got, you would make one, too.
01:54Yeah, no, I'm good.
01:55I got plenty of classroom supply plugs to keep me stocked up on whatever I need.
01:59It's not my fault you didn't want into the deal.
02:01Okay.
02:02To be fair, none of us said no.
02:03We simply had a few questions.
02:05And I said that's a few too many questions.
02:07Hey, Barbara, you know, you should make one of these videos.
02:10I know your class is short on resources.
02:12This could really help.
02:13You know, I actually submitted a list.
02:15Typed it up myself, and I left it with the young man at the front desk with the earring in
02:19his cheek.
02:20Yeah, well, I mean, it can be really easy, though.
02:21It only takes ten seconds, and it's so effective.
02:24All you have to do is go, hi, I'm a teacher, and I need pens and paper, and it looks
02:30like you might need a new stapler.
02:32We make do in my classroom, and my kids are just fine.
02:35And there's nothing wrong with my stapler.
02:37Barring the teacher's granola, y'all.
02:39Trying to give y'all space to talk about your little Hondas or whatever, but I ran out of oats
02:43in my earthquake kit.
02:44We don't have earthquakes.
02:46That's what everybody says until they wake up and their kitchen is across the street.
02:49Some of you need to open your eyes to the very real and constant threat of global catastrophe.
02:55Ooh, are you on TikTok?
02:56Uh, yeah.
02:57Did you see my video that I did about softening elbows?
03:00I did it to the tuna, black and yellow.
03:02It blew up.
03:03Softening elbows, softening elbows.
03:05Pretty clever.
03:06I'm just looking at teacher's wish list videos from all over.
03:09Some of them are really cute.
03:12Oh, whoa, that's not...
03:14You're not throwing that away, are you?
03:15The bloody paper towel or the hustle magazine?
03:18Oh, no, the boys in the trash.
03:21This is not trash.
03:23Yes, it is.
03:24We are so quick to throw things away.
03:27You know, always looking for or asking for new, new, new, new, new.
03:31Well, I'm going to get this thing working and show you that, like our students, you can't give up on
03:36something just because it's easy.
03:38I mean, this is a perfectly good...
03:40Well, I can't find a brand name, but...
03:42Oh, I know what it's called.
03:44It's called trash.
03:47Don't put that up there.
03:49Knock, knock.
03:50I don't know why I said that.
03:51It's weird when you think about it.
03:52You don't say, pull, when you open the door.
03:56I just wanted to know if I could borrow your projector for a little project I'm doing.
04:00Making a wish list video for my classroom supplies.
04:04Which, by the looks of things you could use, what happened to your walls?
04:09Oh, I took all the old teacher stuff down.
04:11It just didn't feel like me, you know?
04:12I know that if this feels like you, you might be a serial killer.
04:15I think it looks good.
04:17It's clean.
04:18I like clean.
04:19Yeah, no, clean is good.
04:21It's just, you know, the walls are the soul of the classroom.
04:24Um, gotta put something up there, you know?
04:27Yeah, okay.
04:28I'll, um, I'll think about that.
04:31Okay.
04:31Yeah.
04:32Remember the walls.
04:33Let them speak from you to your kids.
04:36What kind of teacher are you?
04:38Who is Gregory?
04:41Gregory is a Baltimore Ravens fan, a Grape Nuts fan, although they can get a bit sugary,
04:47and a temporary teacher.
04:49I made this for you, Mr. Eddie.
04:57The trash?
05:00Uh, no.
05:01No, thanks.
05:07Got out all the old cords from the computer room.
05:09I mean, one of them's gotta fit this thing.
05:11Hey, can I show you what I've made so far?
05:13My video?
05:14I know you have ethical objections to, well, everything, but you're more internet-y than
05:18I am, so.
05:19Um, yeah.
05:20Okay.
05:20All right.
05:21Let me start from the beginning.
05:24Hi, I'm Janine Teeds, and I teach second grade...
05:27See how I spell my name out in the back on the projector?
05:29On the wall?
05:29Mm.
05:30Mm-hmm.
05:31What do we need?
05:33Tape.
05:34Right-handed scissors.
05:35So, I'm going to, like, put the items over my head.
05:38Pictures, and, um, as soon as I learn how to do that, and you get the idea.
05:42One, two, three.
05:43So, thank you.
05:45From me.
05:46Did you notice that last part?
05:48That it rhymed?
05:50Yeah.
05:50That was fun, right?
05:51I like it.
05:52I'm just, I'm not sure it's going to, you know, break through the noise.
05:56The internet is very busy.
05:58You know, you're competing with alien conspiracies and animals that can sing, and I just, it's
06:03missing that, that thing.
06:06What thing?
06:07You know, that thing where you look at something and you're like, that's good.
06:11Well, I'm adding a filter that's going to rain glitter, so.
06:15Yeah, it's not going to compete with singing parrots.
06:18It just needs a little showmanship.
06:21Well, I'm not a showman.
06:29Yes!
06:30Yes!
06:31Yes!
06:32Who did the thing he said he was going to do?
06:39Is that European, or?
06:42Oh, yeah, I can help you make your video.
06:44Really?
06:44Yes, this is what I do.
06:46Well, you're also a principal, so.
06:48Yeah, but this is my art.
06:50I write, I edit, I direct, I do the music, I lip sync.
06:53Because of me, when people say that their favorite director is that Ava lady, somebody else got
06:56to be like, which one?
06:59Well, maybe you can just give me a few tips, you know?
07:02Maybe help build upon what I already have.
07:05Let me see.
07:07What is this, an iPhone 9?
07:09It's like a Walkman.
07:10I don't know nothing about this.
07:11That's before my time.
07:13Hi, I'm Janine Teeds, and I teach second grade to the...
07:16Well, I'm not on social media like that, so I don't have a lot of experience with...
07:20Quality control?
07:21I'm kidding.
07:22She know I'm playing.
07:23And that's why I, or more importantly, we...
07:26I can get you a lot of views, and that's going to mean a lot of supplies.
07:29But I'm going to need complete creative control.
07:32And what does that mean?
07:33I'm going to take some photos, do a little video, and then I'll do my thing in post.
07:37Can you twerk?
07:39You don't look like you can, but I could be wrong.
07:51With your help, I can become the hero Abbott Elementary deserves.
07:59Okay, that's actually really good.
08:01Right?
08:02It looks like a Marvel movie.
08:03Yeah, it's cool.
08:05Wait, how many views do you have?
08:07$20,000, and it just went up yesterday.
08:10My wish list is almost totally full.
08:12Oh, Janine, I'm happy for you.
08:14Also, Taye Digg shared it.
08:16And I'm sure that's a good thing.
08:18Very good.
08:25Okay, that is nice.
08:27Hey, Barbara.
08:28Mm-hmm.
08:30Have you gotten anything on your list yet?
08:32I don't think so.
08:33Mm-hmm.
08:33And yet the day moves on.
08:35Sometimes the Lord gives a lot, and then sometimes he does not.
08:38Yeah.
08:40Well, you know, I'm going to have a bunch of extra stuff if you need anything, in case the
08:45Lord cheaps out.
08:45Also, it's not too late to make a video.
08:47It's going to be...
08:48I am just fine.
08:50Okay.
08:50And if you'll excuse me, I have shapes to grade.
08:57Look, I drew a picture of you.
08:59Oh, wow.
09:01Okay, what am I?
09:02I'm a cowboy?
09:03No.
09:03It's a picture of you playing baseball.
09:06Oh, right.
09:07Yeah, I can see I'm running the bases.
09:09No.
09:09You're hitting a home run.
09:12Of course.
09:13Yes.
09:14Well, thank you.
09:19Oh, hey, Janine.
09:20Hey.
09:21I decorated my room.
09:22You want to come see?
09:22Oh, yes.
09:23Excuse me.
09:24I love a reveal.
09:25Let me see this.
09:29What?
09:30You don't like it?
09:31No, it's great.
09:32It's great.
09:33It's just, it feels a little like you went into an office supply store and brought the first
09:38five or six posters you saw.
09:47Those are really good stores.
09:49I, um, I got a whole tub of licorice.
09:51Would you like one?
09:52No.
09:53Look, Gregory, this is a classroom, not an office.
09:56It's just missing a certain warmth.
09:58Those stores are great for, like, ink cartridges or whatever, but I wouldn't rely on them to represent
10:02me as a teacher.
10:04You know what?
10:04Is this really a reflection of you?
10:07Maybe the giraffe.
10:15Yeah, maybe so.
10:23Yep, last one.
10:25Oh, my, my, my, my.
10:27Okay.
10:31Barbara makes do with so little.
10:33It's pride, I think.
10:35My psych professor used to say that pride and stubbornness share a fence.
10:39Barbara's sitting on that fence.
10:41I'm gonna help her off.
10:43Sometimes Robin has to look out for Batman.
10:46Too many metaphors.
10:47And I know she comes from that generation that doesn't ask for what they need.
10:51So, I want to ask for her.
10:52And that is why I'm here.
10:57Sorry, am I hearing, like, splashing or bubbles?
10:59Oh, yeah.
11:00Soaking my toesies in my new foot bath.
11:04Where'd you get this stuff?
11:06I put it on your list.
11:08For the kids.
11:10How does having a principal with muscle tension serve them?
11:13Ooh, that's a knot.
11:14Ooh, that's a knot.
11:15Ooh.
11:15You know what?
11:15I'm gonna go.
11:16That's a knot.
11:18Okay, okay, okay, you were right.
11:21Miss Howard is an amazing teacher.
11:22And we should look out for our own.
11:24So does that mean you'll make her a video?
11:26Oh, yeah.
11:26I'm gonna make it rain glue sticks in that room.
11:29Well, thank you.
11:30You don't need to thank me.
11:32I'm gonna thank myself by getting an accessory for this massage gun.
11:34I want the little part that gets in between the bones.
11:38Okay.
11:41Wait, what kind of video were you gonna make?
11:50I will find another use for you.
11:52What could you be?
11:53What could you be?
11:56Could be trash.
12:00Good, good, y'all.
12:01So now, if you take away two stars, how many do you have after that?
12:05Yes, Isaiah?
12:07Eighteen.
12:07Eighteen.
12:08Very good.
12:09You get a sticker.
12:11And which sticker do you want?
12:12We have some dinosaurs, kitty stickers, panda stickers.
12:15We are stickers rich, y'all.
12:17Miss T.
12:17Can I just start?
12:18It's me, Ava.
12:20I was gonna text you, but then I didn't.
12:23This might be my best work yet.
12:25Yay!
12:25I went in a new direction.
12:28Hello.
12:29I am Barbara Howard, the oldest teacher at the poorest school in America.
12:33I do good voices, huh?
12:35I should pursue that more, like cartoons or something.
12:38Please help me fill my wish list.
12:40If not for me, Barbara Howard, the oldest teacher at the poorest school in America.
12:45Then for little Johnny.
12:47His name is Amir.
12:49Shh.
12:49People like Johnny.
12:50It makes him sad.
12:51Or little Mia.
12:53Now, she can act.
12:55She couldn't do it, and then I pulled out a dollar.
12:56That little girl was Viola Davis.
12:58Ava, no.
12:59Delete.
12:59Stop.
13:00This cannot go out.
13:01Oh, girl.
13:01It's out.
13:02It's up and out.
13:03What?
13:04And it's hot.
13:05These are OnlyFans numbers.
13:06I usually got your feet to go this viral.
13:08Barbara's gonna get everything she needs.
13:12Ava, this is the grossest, most emotionally manipulative, exploitative thing I've ever seen
13:17in my life.
13:19I followed how they make the Pixar movies.
13:21It's a trick how they make you cry, but it works.
13:22If Barbara sees this, I'm gonna have to quit, completely start over, move to a small town,
13:27and then right when my tomato stand takes off, she's gonna be there.
13:30Barbara, trying to buy one, and it'll all be over.
13:32Girl, tomatoes suck.
13:34Why are you worried about Barbara Howard seeing this?
13:36She's the most aggressively offline person I've ever met.
13:39She responded to my paperless post with her ATM code.
13:41But you know who will see it?
13:43Everybody else.
13:44Man, how does this have so many views already?
13:46This is crazy.
13:47I said this is what I do.
13:48I feel like you went to the plexus surgeon for a nose job and woke up like, why do I
13:51look different?
13:51Why does it say hashtag believe science, hashtag roll tide, hashtag believe all women, hashtag lock her up?
13:58You said you wanted eyes on it, and I got eyes on it.
14:02Luke 1413.
14:03Ooh, what he say?
14:04It's a comment about helping the poor and sad and lame and crippled sent by...
14:09Give me 10 inches.
14:11Now she got a huge following.
14:13This is great.
14:17Hey, sorry.
14:18I got a package for Barbara Howard.
14:20Sir, I'm Barbara Howard.
14:22You can leave it right there.
14:24What'd you get?
14:25I don't know.
14:27Wait a minute.
14:28Is all of this for me?
14:29Yes, ma'am.
14:29From my list?
14:30No.
14:31Holy crap.
14:32Oh, wow.
14:33That's neat.
14:34So much unnecessary packaging.
14:36Would you just enjoy something?
14:37You're going to get an ulcer.
14:38Wait a minute.
14:39There is a tiny little printed note.
14:41Oh, why don't you let me read that for you, Barbara?
14:43I know you only requested one, but I wanted to get enough for the whole class.
14:47You deserve it.
14:48So many aprons.
14:49Yes.
14:50You know the Lord works in mysterious ways, and he is good.
14:54Yes, he is good.
14:55I think he's great.
14:57And this school's great.
14:58And this box is great, Barbara.
15:00You're great.
15:01And most importantly, this is great for the kids.
15:03So we got everything we need.
15:04Yay!
15:05Woo!
15:07Yeah.
15:08You okay?
15:08Yeah, I'm good.
15:11Oh, hey, Ava.
15:12Hey, hey, hey.
15:12So it worked.
15:13Mrs. Howard got everything on her wish list.
15:15We can take the video down now.
15:16You want me to delete the most liked video I've ever created?
15:20If you don't take the video down, I will quit.
15:25Okay, fine.
15:26I won't quit.
15:27I love this job.
15:27But could you please take the video down?
15:30This is like Beyonce deleting lemonade.
15:38Hey, how's it going with the same stuff that was here before?
15:43Even the penguins.
15:45Yeah, let's kind of stop trying.
15:49You mean like you're taking a break before you keep going?
15:52I don't know what that means.
15:54I'm a substitute, Janine.
15:56I just figured why spend my time trying to decorate a class
15:59for another teacher to come in here and just take it all down anyway?
16:04Oh.
16:08Did your kids make this for you?
16:10Yeah, I got a bunch.
16:14Oh, my God.
16:16You might even have more than I do.
16:18Not that I keep count.
16:19Twenty-seven.
16:20How many are in here?
16:23Twenty-six?
16:25Guy Reed, these drawings are all of you.
16:29These kids have a real connection to you.
16:32They do?
16:33Yes.
16:34Look, here you are hitting a home run.
16:36How did you?
16:37There you are buying a donut at Dunkin' Donuts.
16:39There you are in a do-rag.
16:41And here you are teaching on the moon in a space do-rag.
16:48Okay, so kids draw stuff.
16:51So what?
16:52So they like you.
17:02Yes, painting in silence.
17:06After all of that panic and guilt,
17:08I'm so happy Barbara got everything she needs.
17:11That could have been bad, so...
17:12Make way!
17:13Free loot coming through!
17:14What's up, everybody?
17:15We are live at an inner-city school with gifts for underprivileged kids.
17:19They're being taught in that classroom right there by Mrs. Howard, the oldest teacher here.
17:22Let's go change some lives.
17:24Let's go.
17:25Excuse me.
17:25Excuse me.
17:26What are you doing in here?
17:27Because you really should not be in here.
17:29We saw your video, Mrs. Howard,
17:31so we wanted to come down here in person and see the look on your face when we...
17:35Fulfill your wish list!
17:37Thank you, but the list has already...
17:39That one looks really sad.
17:40What video?
17:40Hey, hey, hey, hey!
17:42Get out of here!
17:43Hey!
17:44Get out!
17:44Huh?
17:45Oh, no, no.
17:45We're going to do something super respectful.
17:46Oh, no, I was just...
17:48No!
17:48You need to get out, okay?
17:49Do you want me to take off my other ear?
17:51No, definitely not.
17:51Get out!
17:52Get out!
17:53Get out!
17:54Shameful.
17:55Shameful.
17:58We've been let y'all in here!
18:00What was that all about?
18:02Can I talk to you for a second?
18:11Ava made...
18:13I asked Ava to make a video to promote your wish list because it worked for me,
18:17and I knew your class needed stuff,
18:19and it got a lot of attention, clearly, because it was a bit over the top.
18:24How far over the top?
18:26Really, really over the top.
18:27Like, if you went to the top, you wouldn't be able to find it because it was way up there.
18:31I'm sorry.
18:32I just wanted you to have all the tools you deserve and that your kids deserve.
18:35My kids don't have half the supplies they need most of the time, but they don't need to know that.
18:39Yeah, but I saw your kids painting with empty watercolors.
18:42It's our job.
18:43Our job is to build them up, make them confident.
18:47Is it nice to have stuff?
18:49Sure.
18:49But my students do not need to feel less than because they do not have stuff.
18:55So, we talk about what they do have, not about what they don't.
19:03That was a painfully well-said reality check.
19:07So, um, are you going to give the stuff back?
19:10Oh, hell no.
19:11I'm keeping all of that.
19:13Besides, do you know how expensive those staplers are?
19:16They're so expensive.
19:18And thank you for trying.
19:20The hyperactive little heart was in the right place.
19:24Hey, Gregory.
19:25Um, I just wanted to apologize for inserting my soap.
19:30Well, this looks amazing.
19:34I think it looks good, too.
19:36Yeah, I still don't know what kind of teacher I want to be, but I think I want to stay
19:39around and figure it out.
19:40Plus, the kids probably want to see their art on the wall.
19:43This is an interesting piece.
19:45That is you as a businessman.
19:49Really?
19:49Yes.
19:50Okay, because I thought I was a building.
19:51I'm really bad at this.
19:52No.
19:53Um, the trick is if you see, like, a really big circle, that's usually the head.
19:57And if you see bananas, those are usually fingers.
20:00Yeah.
20:01Oh, yeah.
20:02Yeah.
20:03Okay.
20:03Yes.
20:04I'm really, really good at deciphering this stuff, so I'll help you.
20:08Well, all right.
20:09So, I'm at a, um, construction site here.
20:11No, you're at a playground.
20:13Those are the kids.
20:14But this is a caution sign.
20:16That's the sun.
20:17Square sun.
20:18Okay.
20:19Don Cheadle.
20:20No.
20:20Um.
20:21That's you.
20:22Hmm.
20:23Yeah.
20:23Okay.
20:24And, uh, this is, uh, fireman.
20:26It's Santa.
20:27Whew.
20:28We're gonna have to take this really slow.
20:31Where are you seeing Santa?
20:33In the belly, in the beard, in the presence, in the red suit.
20:40And, if it's getting too much sunlight, I just lift this up here.
20:43Use a common number two pencil to prop up the shade distribution mechanism.
20:49And.
20:59It's trash.
21:01Yeah, it's trash.
21:07Water all over my trash.
21:13Delicious.
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