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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S06E07
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00:09Oh that was a tough one. Holy crap, Ola. Oh, milk. Milk is gone. It's milk in time. Poor Lutte.
00:18I'm in the bottom two again and I'm really frustrated. It's hard when so many other
00:23challenges are something that I'm not accustomed to and so many of the girls here are. Congratulations
00:28to Miss Thing on her first big win. You deserve it. You're fabulous. What am I? Top liver? You were
00:36in the top three. Congratulations. Finally. Showing your s**t literally. Must be Kelly. Jam don't shake. I purposefully didn't get
00:44in the top three on this one so I wouldn't have to stay on my feet for as long. Some
00:49of Dela's wins have boosted the size of her head. Hopefully she doesn't tip over. I was kind of
00:54like a bit miffed at Rue saying that I was relying on pretty because I feel like I've been giving
00:59a lot of performance and theatrics and other stuff. Is Rue not seeing that I am doing my best? I
01:05mean perhaps just my pretty
01:06was blinding him and that's all he could see. I definitely think that performance is more important than look.
01:13That's what just happened with them. They didn't beat Milk up as much for the rap but they beat him
01:16up about the runway look and mine was dead on but me and Milk were in the bottom.
01:20But don't you think at some point they get tired of hearing well ah this isn't my thing maybe the
01:24next one. And it's always a situation that you're not comfortable with? Is it always your excuse? I mean do
01:29you not feel that? That's all that I ever hear. Every time she's in front of the judges she goes
01:34into this long drawn out speech about how she tries and how this is not her thing. I can be
01:39sympathetic to a certain point. It just gets old.
01:43It's not hard for you to complain about something that you're already good at. So you don't know how I
01:49feel.
01:50I'm not being nasty about it. I just think that does have something to do with it. Are you listening?
01:55I'm trying to help Trinity. If she doesn't change her attitude she's not going to last long in this competition.
02:02Well kiss my ass.
02:06The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of Color Evolution Cosmetics and a cash prize of $100
02:12,000 with extra special guest judges Lainey Kazan and Leah Remini.
02:18The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race is the best woman, the best woman, the best woman, the best woman, the
02:22best woman.
02:25Good morning ladies. Good morning.
02:2914 tweens began this competition and only 8 remained. Milk's gone, beer's gone. Who's gonna be next?
02:41Girl, you got shemale. A queen's empire has to start with a strong foundation, a smoky eye and a cherry
02:48lip.
02:49So put your money where your mug is. Hey, it's worth it. And so am I.
02:56A makeup photo shoot. Hello, hello, hello.
02:59Hello, hello. Wow.
03:02For today's mini challenge, I want you to lend a hand to Michelle Obama's Let's Move program by making fruits
03:10and vegetables sexy and appealing.
03:13Oh, Scruff Pit Crew.
03:16Oh my goodness, get a load of that rutabaga.
03:21Delicious.
03:22Now, you need to drag out your digits and then hand model this farm fresh produce.
03:28I know I would nail this mother .
03:31Literally.
03:32Let's move.
03:38Alright, first up, Binda La Creme, Seattle's premier hand model.
03:43Does anything satisfy like a banana?
03:46One skin, two skin, three skin, four skin.
03:52Are you ready to bust a butternut squash?
03:55Jocelyn Fox showing off a pair of cantaloupes.
03:59Before you ball it, clean it out.
04:01Yes, spank it.
04:03Bad melon.
04:04The mighty peanut grows underground in the rich soil of Azusa, California.
04:10Oh, that's some rough nut play, girl.
04:14Yeah, shuck it.
04:16You've got to cream that corn, cream it.
04:18The true carrot connoisseur prefers the long, deep and girth carrots.
04:24That sweet potato is nice.
04:27The darker the skin, the sweeter the potato.
04:30Uh-huh.
04:31Just like drag queens, cucumbers are best enjoyed when they're young.
04:36Because older cucumbers tend to get thinner.
04:40Nice work, ladies.
04:42The winner is...
04:44Laganja Stronga!
04:47Condragulations.
04:49This week, the main challenge is personal.
04:53I am launching my first ever makeup line.
04:57RuPaul's Glamazine by Color Evolution.
04:59And I'm entrusting each of you to help me market it.
05:03I need you to create 30 second commercial campaigns that target today's woman.
05:09You'll be working in pairs.
05:11And because I own 51% of this damn company, I'll be casting your teams.
05:17So, we're gonna be paired up with someone.
05:20Which is good, I guess.
05:23Depends on who it is.
05:24First up, Adore and Laganja.
05:27You'll be marketing toward mean girls.
05:30Spoiled teenagers.
05:32Obsessed with beauty and texting and tweeting and twerking.
05:35Secretly, I am excited to work with Laganja.
05:37Because when we're not competing, we're like really cool and she's the coolest bitch ever.
05:41And because Laganja won the mini challenge, you get extra time on set.
05:45Thickening.
05:46Next, Courtney and Jocelyn.
05:49Your target is hot mamas.
05:51I idolized Courtney before I came into this competition.
05:55Meeting her was an accomplishment.
05:57So, getting to work with her is kind of surreal.
06:00Next, Bianca and Trinity.
06:05Didn't I say to the universe that I did not want to work with Trinity again?
06:08Thanks, Ru.
06:09You shady bitch.
06:11I'm assigning you glamorous working girls.
06:14From hookers to CEOs.
06:16I just don't want to work with Bianca.
06:18I just want to work by myself.
06:19I want a challenge where I can just think on my own.
06:23And that leaves Benda LaCreme and Darian Lake.
06:27Really?
06:28Really?
06:29You'll target the cougar demo.
06:31Mature ladies who only get sexier with the passing years.
06:35I feel like there's been a little bit of tension between Darian and I lately, but I think that she's
06:40super talented, so I think this is a good pairing.
06:43Gentlemen, start your engines.
06:45And may the best woman win.
06:47Okay.
06:48Alright, well, I'm just writing like stupid little .
06:50Okay.
06:51Something very bitchy for the demographic kind of thing.
06:54Right.
06:54Like the mean girls.
06:54We're like rich.
06:55Rich bratty whores.
06:57Adore and I have an advantage because we've worked together many times in the outside world.
07:01I'm just really nervous that Adore will overshadow me and that I won't be the star.
07:05This sassy, sexy, sickening product.
07:11We could say, now that we've got our hands on this bitch in makeup.
07:17So Laganja has ideas, and I mean, I was raised right, so all I can do is nervous laugh at
07:21them because I don't know how to respond to them.
07:22I'm not going to say, no, bitch, that's an awful idea.
07:24Mine's is better, but that was the truth of the situation.
07:27All the hot boys will be kissing these, these coated lips or something like, um, I don't know.
07:32I want to be more mean.
07:34Like, sorry Stacey, but your boyfriend's mine now.
07:37So, like, I'm putting on the lip gloss, like, I can sleep with anyone I choose.
07:43So I'm picturing as maybe to be like drunk luscious.
07:46Oh, okay.
07:47You know, like, her Pinot Gris show in the afternoon.
07:49Yeah, Pinot Gris show in the afternoon.
07:51I cannot even wrap my brain around it at this moment that I'm actually doing this thing with Courtney Act
07:56herself.
07:57She has so much respect for me, and I, of course, have the utmost respect for her.
08:01Um, I think, like, we should do the makeovers, like, grab.
08:04Does one of us want to be, like, a before and one of us want to be after?
08:07Imagine if you were the before.
08:10But the problem is, no one would ever believe that you were the after.
08:13Right?
08:16Coming up, how are you going to sell your working girl?
08:19I'm just going to put my best before.
08:20Now, I don't want to hear, I'm just gonna, because you've said that before, and you know what I'm-
08:24And I'm not going to sit here and sell you any promises, because I don't know exactly what's going to
08:27happen when I get out there.
08:37Okay, girl, every bitch prop we've ever needed, dogs, makeup, cell phone, we're going to give it to them.
08:42Yes.
08:43Today, our main challenge is to come up with a concept and shoot a 30-second commercial for RuPaul's Glamazon
08:49My Color Evolution.
08:52Hello, hello, hello.
08:53Hello, hello, hello.
08:54Hello, hello, hello.
08:54Rizzy Q.
08:55Is this the Glamazon School of Modeling?
08:57Why, yes it is.
09:00Dayla and Darian.
09:01Hi.
09:02You all are marketing to?
09:04The Cougars.
09:04Now, do you know any Cougars?
09:06We are Cougars.
09:07I'm too young and pretty to be a Cougar.
09:10And a lot of, you know, Cougars are delusional.
09:13Right, right.
09:15So, what do you have planned?
09:16Well, um, why don't you start because we have some of the notes here.
09:20Okay.
09:20We're definitely thinking sort of that, I don't know.
09:24I'll let you start.
09:24Why don't you start?
09:28So, how is it going working with Dayla?
09:30Um, we're working together as much as positive and negative can, you know, but no.
09:36Wait a minute.
09:37We're very magnetic.
09:38Um, opposites do attract.
09:40So?
09:41So, are you opposites?
09:42I don't think we are.
09:43I think we have different working styles, but, um...
09:48Alright.
09:49So, tell me about your marketing campaign.
09:51We're marketing to the modern Cougar, and the Cougar's body is a temple that has probably undergone some renovations.
09:58Sure.
09:58But could use a fresh coat of paint to cover some of the newly reworked foundations.
10:03Okay.
10:04This product is very, very near and dear to my heart.
10:07So, I want you to respect the product.
10:09Yeah.
10:10I'm absolutely positive it's going to turn out fantastic.
10:13Alright, good.
10:13Just sell my makeup.
10:15Yes.
10:16Alright, get back to work.
10:17Thanks.
10:17Alright.
10:19Hey, Trinity.
10:20Hey, Bianca.
10:21Hi, hi, hi.
10:21So, how are you going to sell my product?
10:24I am a CEO with four children, and she's a hooker.
10:27I'm on my way to a meeting, and she's on her way to a customer.
10:30Uh-huh.
10:30And as I'm explaining the product, she tells the world.
10:34Child, uh, child I'm on the streets all night, and it's very important that I keep my sassy, sexy look
10:39up.
10:40I use my RuPaul, I use my RuPaul's Glamazon by Cover Evolution.
10:47You know, the judges have called you out on your confidence before, how are you going to turn that around?
10:51I'm just going to put my best before.
10:53Now, I don't want to hear, I'm just gonna.
10:55I'm-
10:55I'm-
10:55Because you've said that before, and you know what I'm-
10:57I'm not going to sit here and sell you any promises, because I don't know exactly what's going to happen
11:01when I get out there.
11:04Am I the first person to call you out on this issue with projecting and- and being more out
11:09there?
11:09This is- it's honestly all new to me. I've never had a problem with the way that I talk
11:13or communication or anything.
11:14It's- it's more than just the way that you talk, it's- it's a projection thing, you know.
11:17I'm trying to drag, pun intended, yourself out of-
11:20Because when I see you lip sync, I see it there. It's there.
11:23Exactly.
11:23You have to transfer that exact same fire into other areas. I know you have it, it's just you have
11:29to figure out if you're willing to let that wall down.
11:32I'm counting on you to help drag it out of her.
11:34I'm-a do it. I'm-a do it. We're gonna work it out. And you got it.
11:37Get back to work.
11:37We'll do it. We'll do it. Come on, we can do this.
11:39So all I'm doing is encouraging this bitch. I know she has what it takes to do these challenges. She
11:44just needs to apply herself.
11:49La ganja and adore.
11:51We're about to shoot our commercial for RuPaul's Glamathon by Color Evolution.
11:57Our mean teen girls.
11:59And I think we look cool. Like if we went to school, we would rule that school.
12:03Sell me some cosmetics.
12:04Yes, God.
12:05You know, I may not be as funny as adore. Her personality really does shine through.
12:11I just really want the judges to see that I do have something special and unique.
12:15Alright ladies, action.
12:17I know all the losers sitting alone at lunch right now are feeling so much safer.
12:21Sorry Stacy, but your boyfriend is mine now.
12:24And cut.
12:25Um, La ganja, I'm wondering if, um, we could just have a little bit more of, you know-
12:30Oh my God.
12:30Oh, like my Rachel's No Boys.
12:32No.
12:34Nothing can satisfy a rich taste in advanced products.
12:36But now, thanks to RuPaul's Glamathon by Color Evolution, our faces stand out amongst the trolls in our high school
12:44hall.
12:46Okay.
12:48Moving on.
12:50Blow picture.
12:51Oh yeah.
12:52Now spin back to camera.
12:54Yes.
12:54Look over that shoulder at the camera.
12:57Together.
13:00Okay.
13:00One, two, three.
13:01Look over the shoulder.
13:02We lost an earring.
13:04Work together.
13:04Turn the other way.
13:08Cut.
13:09All right.
13:10That's a wrap, ladies.
13:12All right.
13:13Come on down.
13:14Hot mamas.
13:15Will you be our mailman?
13:17And this is your package.
13:21So, you are some stay-at-home moms looking for some glamour.
13:25Is that right?
13:25We've modeled our characters on the real Housewives of America.
13:28So, what city would your Housewives be from?
13:31Glamazonia.
13:35All right.
13:36Action.
13:37You know, I was watching that RuPaul's Drag Race, and I didn't realize that RuPaul is a man.
13:43I've been wearing RuPaul's Glamazon by Color Evolution for months.
13:46Oh.
13:46As a matter of fact, I have a special delivery on the way.
13:52And, uh, so, what's gonna, when does the mailman come in?
13:57All right.
13:58I will yell, ding dong.
14:00And, uh, whoever's house it is is gonna say, come in.
14:04Okay.
14:05Ready?
14:06Check.
14:06Okay.
14:07And, action.
14:08As a matter of fact, I have a special delivery on the way.
14:11Ding dong.
14:15And then you say...
14:18Nice package.
14:21Come in.
14:23Come in.
14:23Now, do you think I should be saying, come in, since he's delivering?
14:30We kind of nailed it.
14:32Courtney.
14:33First time.
14:33Every time.
14:36Coming up.
14:36Get the most kick with a sexy, hot-gloss lip shine.
14:47Well, look who's here.
14:49Hi there, Ru.
14:50Hi.
14:50Hi, Michelle.
14:51Just like Jennifer Coolidge and Jennifer Tilly.
14:53Meets Courtney Stodden, yes.
14:54I am a beautiful woman, and I feel pretty.
14:59And, action.
15:00Feel sassy with shadows that accentuate your newly lifted lid.
15:04Get the most kick out of your collagen with a sexy, high-gloss lip shine.
15:15All right.
15:16All right.
15:16And, cut.
15:28Cut.
15:29All right.
15:29We need to wrap yours in a way where Jason can take it off easier.
15:34Your head's gotten bigger since last time we did this.
15:37Well, you're one to talk.
15:41Action.
15:42Oh, she's gorgeous.
15:44Wow.
15:44I wonder how they got that beautiful.
15:46It must be that glamazon.
15:47Oh, yes.
15:49Cut.
15:50Our ad is more tongue-in-cheek, but definitely has the potential to sell makeup to some other crazy drag
15:57queens.
15:59Hello.
16:00All right.
16:01This is the working girl.
16:02Uh-huh.
16:03I have no idea what's about to happen.
16:05Trinity struggles with her delivery and confidence.
16:07So, I'm scared.
16:09Action.
16:10I am the CEO of a major corporation and the mother of two.
16:14And I use RuPaul's Glamazon by Color Evolution.
16:19Cut.
16:19Fantastic.
16:20We're gonna do the same thing with you, okay?
16:22You got this.
16:22Right, girl?
16:23I'm petrified because Ru and Michelle will be directing me today.
16:27And I just don't seem to do well when they're sitting right in front of me.
16:31Action.
16:32I am a professional hoe.
16:34Client for client.
16:35Jumping out of condos.
16:36Jumping out of condos?
16:37Cardos.
16:38Condos?
16:38No.
16:39Cardos.
16:40Okay.
16:40Cardos.
16:41I think I'm trying to just say it fast enough because you said it's 30 seconds.
16:43All right.
16:43But we have to understand you, baby.
16:45Remember, Trinity, you know you can do this.
16:47You got this, bitch.
16:49Bianca told me earlier, you're gonna be fine.
16:51You're gonna be able to do this, you know?
16:52I decided that I would just channel my inner Bianca and just blurt it all out and just have
16:57fun with it.
16:58Because if not, Bianca's gonna kill me.
17:00I am a professional hoe.
17:02From client to client, jumping out of condos.
17:04But with RuPaul's Glamazon by Color Evolution.
17:07Is that a pleasure?
17:10Trinity did a really good job today.
17:12Thank God.
17:13I just hope that it's good enough to keep us safe.
17:16That's a wrap, ladies.
17:21It's time to get black and white.
17:24Today is elimination day and our runway theme is black and white.
17:28What kind of runway looks are y'all serving today?
17:30I'm serving some Klaus Nomi realness.
17:32It's a very different look for Courtney.
17:33Although I did notice that Jocelyn...
17:36Oh, Jocelyn.
17:39Jocelyn and I are serving, like, the same tuxedo menswear.
17:44Tuxedo menswear.
17:45So if you two both landed in the bottom two, performing against each other in similar outfits...
17:51Oh, my.
17:52Jocelyn would go home.
17:53Because she's the second rate, Courtney.
17:56I think it looks lower.
17:57Shady.
17:58It's clear that Courtney does not see me at the same level as her.
18:02This is somebody that I idolize and I'm a little disappointed.
18:06On that note...
18:07Let's get party then, okay?
18:09Come on, y'all.
18:11What are you doing?
18:12My eyebrows.
18:13Oh.
18:14What are you doing?
18:15Why are you doing it all in my hair yet?
18:18Um...
18:18I'm just kidding.
18:19It's all right.
18:20I mean, I know it's all right.
18:21Do you think they paired us up?
18:23Because they were kind of like,
18:24Oh, Darien, you got a big body and Ben's got a big head.
18:27You love to say that.
18:28I don't know if that's really true.
18:30It's just because you made that comment, like, after about the whole winning twice.
18:33And I was just like, oh, okay.
18:34She told me she hated you.
18:37I really feel some psychic energy between Della and Darien.
18:40I don't know what's going on, but I feel like there's some type of tension that you can cut with
18:44the cheese knife.
18:47How are you doing, girlina?
18:48I feel good.
18:48I think we work well together.
18:50We did work well together.
18:51We didn't kill each other.
18:52So that was good.
18:53You know we didn't see eye to eye to begin with.
18:55Because I didn't know you.
18:55I just felt like your purpose was just to come here and be evil and mean.
18:58I apologize if I ever came across that way.
19:01I was angry with her because her work ethic and her attitude wasn't the same as mine.
19:05Which I learned, you can still work with people if they come from a different place.
19:09It's not only my way or the highway.
19:11I'm learning patience, bitch.
19:12I'm also obviously learning that I have ways, I guess, I need to just work on.
19:16I really think Trinity's come a long way.
19:18And she's totally opened up.
19:20She should really be proud of herself.
19:21I'm proud of her.
19:22This is honestly the first time in a long time I feel like I'm with a group of girls who
19:25have taken the time not to understand me.
19:27Yeah.
19:27And be patient with me.
19:28I definitely am comfortable with you girls.
19:31I am glad you stank, bitch.
19:32This is my season six sisters.
19:34There you go.
19:35Now don't call me collecting if you go to jail.
19:37I know somebody that can get you a house.
19:52Come a girl, put the bass in your walk.
19:56Head to toe, let your whole body top.
20:00And what?
20:02Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
20:06A woman who's never met a lip liner she didn't like.
20:09Michelle Visage.
20:11Taste the rainbow, baby doll.
20:13Never tested on animals.
20:15Santino Rice.
20:16Tens across the board, Ru.
20:18From my big fat Greek wedding, Laini Kazan is here.
20:21Hello.
20:21Hello, darling.
20:22You look magnificent.
20:25And the queen of queens, Leah Remedy is here.
20:29We are so happy you're here and I can't believe I let you sit next to Michelle Visage.
20:36This week, our queens were challenged to create a Pitch Perfect Cosmetics campaign for RuPaul's Glamazine by Color Evolution.
20:44And tonight, they're hitting the runway serving black and white drama, mama.
20:49Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
20:54Coming up.
20:54The lipstick should stay on.
20:56Yes.
20:56Well, I didn't get that.
20:58I thought you were definitely stoned.
21:08Now, sissy that wow.
21:10Up first, Laganja Stranger.
21:13That's where my hair went.
21:14Uh-huh.
21:15I am serving a lizard called Laganja.
21:18Mama, y'all can't take it.
21:20Hikaru, I can see your blackberry.
21:23Very I Dream of Jeannie.
21:25Oh, yes.
21:26Adore Delano.
21:28Cruella Delano.
21:29Yes.
21:30This is how I look.
21:31This is how I work my body.
21:33And I'm serving them dead doll realness.
21:35You know, there is two sides to every story.
21:37It ain't all just black and white.
21:39There is a gray area.
21:41Blame it on.
21:42Bianca Del Rio.
21:43Oh, that's so romantic.
21:46Whew.
21:47There it is.
21:48I am serving out skunk Cinderella realness.
21:51This is my element.
21:52I like a good ball gown.
21:53And my ain't from off the rack.
21:54It's very drag inauguration ball.
21:57It is.
21:58That is quite an impressive tool, I might add.
22:01Up next, Trinity K. Bonet.
22:04Oh.
22:05You look like dominoes.
22:07Totally.
22:07Yes, honey.
22:08She will deliver in 30 minutes or your pizza is free.
22:11I look absolutely fabulous.
22:13I am serving you jack of all trades.
22:15Night at the Casino Fish.
22:17She's rolling snake eyes.
22:19Dama knows she better do.
22:21Now sissy that wow.
22:22Ben de la creme.
22:23Oh, my goodness.
22:24Look at those tatitas.
22:25Now that's an hourglass figure.
22:28I'm serving some evil queen.
22:30I'm feeling the fantasy.
22:31I don't know what it is around her neck.
22:33But if it snows tonight, it's going on my tires.
22:37Darien Lake.
22:38Blam.
22:39I own 51% of this company.
22:41I'm serving you black and white pageant eleganza.
22:44I want your eyes to cross.
22:45That's a bazoom.
22:47Darien Lake.
22:48Jump right in.
22:50Don't forget your motorboat.
22:53Courtney Act.
22:54Oh, my goodness.
22:56Talk about serving fish.
22:57Yeah.
22:58Honey, she's serving rainbow trout.
22:59Uh-huh.
23:00Klaus Nomi Malone.
23:01Yeah.
23:02Wow.
23:03I've got my fish on the platter.
23:05I am serving it to those judges.
23:07It's all come together.
23:08And I feel like I've got it right.
23:10The invitation said black tie only.
23:12Didn't say anything about pants, though.
23:13No.
23:16Jocelyn Fox.
23:18Abracadabra.
23:19Ooh.
23:20Presto.
23:21Just a little necktie.
23:22I'm serving menswear.
23:23I'm showing some skin.
23:24But I still get that masculinity and femininity.
23:27I'm loving it.
23:28Bam.
23:29What?
23:30That ass is so perfect.
23:32I think she's strapped for cash.
23:34And fabric.
23:35Now, sissy that wow.
23:37Welcome, ladies.
23:38It's time to debut your campaigns.
23:40First up, Bianca Del Rio and Trinity K. Bonet.
23:44Targeting the working girl.
23:46Let's take a look.
23:48I'm the CEO of a major corporation.
23:50And the mother of two.
23:52So in order to keep my sickening appearance, I use RuPaul's Glamazon by Color Evolution.
23:58I am so much finer with this glamorous liquid liner.
24:02I am a professional hoe.
24:04From client to client, jumping out of car doors.
24:06Can't even keep my lipstick on.
24:07But with RuPaul's Glamazon by Color Evolution, bang!
24:11With this gloss, I am the boss.
24:13So whether you're a corporate CEO.
24:16Or a professional hoe.
24:17You deserve a glamorous glow.
24:22Now get back to work, y'all.
24:24Okay.
24:28So how is it working together?
24:30My gay mother passed away like two years ago.
24:32And her name was Bianca.
24:33And she reminds me so much of my mother.
24:35Like, just shut up and do what I say.
24:37She just told me to embrace all the opportunities I have.
24:39Have fun with it.
24:40Well, the runway, I think you are both exquisite.
24:44And the infomercial was funny.
24:45I thought your acting was really good.
24:48Well, Trinity, to me, you missed the boat in a perfect joke for you
24:51because you have lip gloss on.
24:52And we're selling working girls, right?
24:54Don't you want to know?
24:55It's going to stay on after you do your stuff?
24:56That's what she said.
24:57She didn't say it.
24:58She said, jumping from car to car.
25:00I don't know what she's doing car to car.
25:01This could be...
25:02She has no lipstick on because she's a professional hoe.
25:04So the lipstick should stay on.
25:05She said it lasts through all that.
25:07I want to know, did it stay on through the trick or not?
25:10Yes.
25:11Well, I didn't get that.
25:12All right then.
25:13You two must know each other.
25:14Yes.
25:16All right.
25:16Next up, Laganja Estranja and Adora Delano
25:20targeting mean teen girls.
25:23Let's take a look.
25:24We used to think we had all the makeup that money could buy.
25:27But now, thanks to RuPaul's Glamazon by Color Evolution,
25:31our faces stand out amongst the trolls in our high school halls.
25:35I know all the losers sitting alone at lunch right now are feeling so much safer
25:39because we're too busy beating our own faces instead of theirs.
25:42With this long-lasting mascara, of course.
25:45Sorry, Stacey, but your boyfriend is now mine.
25:48He just can't resist this vitamin-infused lip gloss.
25:51Because whoever said beauty was on the inside is ugly.
25:57I think you sold it.
25:58It was shockingly irreverent but aspirational.
26:02I want to buy the product, and that's the most important thing.
26:05I think your costume is a little tacky-looking.
26:08Your hair is uneven.
26:09It's flopping.
26:10And the crotch is a little low for me.
26:12I absolutely love the way you look, Adora.
26:14Yay.
26:14Your waist is cinched.
26:15You have legs.
26:16You're not cutting them off.
26:17Let's, like, savor this moment.
26:19I'm a real drag queen.
26:20Yes.
26:23Coming up.
26:23Not my favorite ad.
26:24I have no idea who you are.
26:26Am I on another show?
26:33Next up, Brenda LaCreme and Darian Lake targeting cougars.
26:40The signs of age.
26:42Cosmetic surgery can help you rebuild your foundation.
26:45But no renovation is complete without a fresh coat of paint.
26:49Shh.
26:50Your secret is safe with RuPaul's Glamazon by Color Evolution.
26:54Feel sassy with shadows that accentuate that newly lifted lid.
26:59Get the most kick out of your collagen with a high gloss lip shine.
27:05Blush helps to accentuate cheekbones and distract from unsightly scars.
27:11Your body is a temple.
27:12Now pray, cougar.
27:14Pray.
27:16I feel like it's more of a PSA for plastic surgery.
27:20I thought it was about either surgery or drugs.
27:24I thought you were definitely stoned.
27:29Um, Benzela, my issue is I feel like every time we're hiding behind another costume.
27:34I have no idea who you are and I want to get to know more of who you are as
27:38a person.
27:39I'm gonna take a look at this.
27:40Next up, Courtney Ann and Jocelyn Fox.
27:42Targeting stay-at-home hot mamas.
27:45Let's take a look.
27:46I was watching that RuPaul's Drag Race and I didn't realize that that RuPaul is a man.
27:52Oh, you stupid bitch.
27:53Of course RuPaul is a man.
27:54And I've been wearing RuPaul's Glamazon by Colorvolution for months.
27:58Oh.
27:58As a matter of fact, I have a special delivery on the way.
28:01Come in.
28:03Nice package.
28:05And the makeup doesn't look too bad either.
28:07If it can make a man like RuPaul look like a Glamazon.
28:10Imagine what it can do for a stay-at-home mom like you.
28:14Or us.
28:21What was it like working together?
28:23We've got like a little sister vibe going.
28:24I'm the lower end version of Courtney.
28:26So she says.
28:27I may have used that term once.
28:29You didn't know that Glamazon by Colorvolution was makeup until the end.
28:34But Courtney, tonight I think this Klaus Nomi cocktail waitress look is amazing.
28:39It's gorgeous.
28:40Uh, Jocelyn, are you serious?
28:43You just wore this in blue and we just told you there was so much going on.
28:46And now you wore it again.
28:48When you turn around, the hairline, it's boy.
28:51I can't give a crap about the hair.
28:52I was mesmerized by the ass.
28:55All right, ladies.
28:56While you unwind in the untucked lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:01All right, just between us ad executives, what'd you think?
29:05Let's start with Laganja Estranja and Adore Delano.
29:08I think as a group, Laganja and Adore had the best ad for me.
29:12I really thought it was funny.
29:14They sold the makeup product.
29:16While being bullies.
29:17But that was the character, Michelle.
29:18Yeah, it's pushed so far that it's funny.
29:21But with that said, I think Adore was the stronger one of the two and pulled Laganja through.
29:25All right, next up, Bianca Del Rio and Trinity K Bonene.
29:30I think on the runway, they were the most beautiful.
29:33The best.
29:33As far as the infomercial goes, they got the job done.
29:37I feel like we saw a side of Trinity we haven't been able to see.
29:39We got to see Trinity speaking up and really enjoying it.
29:42And that was refreshing.
29:43Not my favorite ad.
29:44The before and afters.
29:45It wasn't that big of a transformation for me.
29:49I didn't even know until this moment.
29:51All right, let's move on.
29:52Ben de la Creme and Darien Lake.
29:54Well, the commercial, I mean, it was a very strange attack on the product.
30:00I mean, in fact, I didn't know what the product was.
30:03It was a butchery.
30:04I didn't know they were selling makeup.
30:06I felt like it was all about the surgery.
30:07The faces they were pulling were not attractive at all.
30:10We love those faces, but not when you're trying to sell cosmetics.
30:13Tonight on the runway, I did not fancy Ben de la Creme.
30:16The hair looked like a penis wrapped in a bandage.
30:20It was very weird.
30:21And I do not know who Dela is at all except a costume queen.
30:25I feel like to be America's Next Drag Superstar,
30:27we need to know that that person is underneath all of that.
30:30Let's talk about Courtney Act and Jocelyn Fox.
30:33Courtney was really fun on the runway tonight.
30:35I love the look she was giving.
30:36Jocelyn, I can't even believe.
30:38But I think you can believe she would wear that.
30:41Well, that's true.
30:41Aren't you from South Plainfield, New Jersey?
30:43Holla!
30:44The point is you just wore what you wore last week
30:47after we so harshly critiqued you in another color
30:49and then put your boy hair on?
30:50I don't know why when people get characters like stay-at-home mom,
30:53that automatically means that they have to be very matronly.
30:57I thought they looked stunning.
30:58No, they didn't.
30:58They didn't overdo it.
31:00I thought Courtney was so, like, dumbed down.
31:03She was drowned.
31:03I thought they looked stunning.
31:04Well, she does this realness thing.
31:05That's what she was doing in the commercials.
31:07Right?
31:07I don't want real.
31:07I want a drag queen.
31:08Okay, but that wasn't their commercial.
31:11Jesus, Mary, and Joseph.
31:13Am I in another show?
31:14Now, Leah, you like this ad.
31:16Tell us why.
31:17I actually didn't.
31:19Silence.
31:20Silence.
31:21I've made my decision.
31:23Bring back my glamazons.
31:32Welcome back, ladies.
31:34I've made some decisions.
31:36Adore and Laganja.
31:39This week, you mean girls rule the school.
31:44Condragulations, you're the winner of this week's challenge.
31:46Oh, my God.
31:48I'm shocked.
31:49So am I.
31:51Oh.
31:52Pusher, please, for me.
31:54Such a nasty bitch.
31:55You'll each receive a sickening supply of products from Lather.
32:00Clean skin for a radiant life.
32:02Yeah.
32:02I love it.
32:03Yeah.
32:04You may step to the back of the stage.
32:07Bianca Del Rio, Trinity K. Bonet.
32:10You're safe.
32:13Ben De La Creme, Darien Lake.
32:16Your kooky cougars got lost in the lipstick jungle.
32:21Courtney Act, Jocelyn Fox.
32:23Your hot mamas didn't bring it home to daddy.
32:27Courtney Act, Jocelyn Fox.
32:30You're safe.
32:34Ben De La Creme, Darien Lake.
32:36I'm sorry, my dears, but you are up for elimination.
32:40I've been on the top so much in this competition.
32:43I can't believe that this might be my last night here.
32:46Two queens stand before me.
32:49Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
32:54The time has come for your lip sync for your life.
33:02Good luck and don't f*** it up.
33:10The corner of the road seems just like a dream.
33:15It's a mystery to me.
33:18Fills me with them.
33:20When we're together.
33:22Oh baby, can't you see?
33:26Miss Darien is turning it.
33:28Cause you know good and goddamn well, Miss Darien has this song on cassette when it came out.
33:33She knows the words.
33:34She knows the movement.
33:35I'm banking on that bitch.
33:36I'm gonna take you in my arms.
33:39I'm taking you in my arms.
33:42I'm taking you in the mood.
33:43I'm going to live in the mood.
33:45I'm out of love.
33:47It took so long.
33:49I'm trying to now.
33:51The love you gave me.
33:54Why?
33:56I like to feel the passion
33:58To the point of going through
34:00Zayla is just catching every beat
34:01And walking back and forth
34:03She's peeling out her clothes
34:04And feeling her ladylike ways
34:06I'll take you in my heart
34:08I'll take you in my heart
34:11To the world come true
34:12Hey!
34:47Ladies, I've made my decision
34:55Darien Lake, shantay you stay
35:00You may join the other girls
35:05Ben de la Creme
35:07I know this didn't turn out the way you had planned
35:10But I hope it makes you an even fiercer queen
35:16Because your time here
35:21Is not over
35:25I want to see more
35:28By the power vested in me
35:31By me
35:35Shantay you stay
35:37Yeah!
35:38Woohoo!
35:42There's nothing I want more
35:43Than to show you
35:46Exactly who I am
35:47Thank you
35:52Condragulations my queens
35:53Now remember
35:55If you can't love yourself
35:56How in the hell
35:57You gonna love somebody else
35:58Can I get an amen in here?
36:00Amen!
36:01Alright, now let the music play
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