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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S05E07
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00:09Oh Jade, cheers to my fish fabulous and fierce sisters.
00:15We love you Jade.
00:16Oh God.
00:18Bottom two twice.
00:19I can't let Ru down anymore.
00:21I'm not going to take up a granite anymore.
00:23So you bitches better look the fuck out.
00:25Oh.
00:27Ivy, you won your challenge.
00:30And you always look amazing on the runway.
00:33I had my fingers crossed I could possibly win two challenges in a row, but I mean Ivy,
00:37it was very well deserved.
00:39Jinx likes to play the, I think I did good, but I don't know.
00:43They really hate my runways.
00:45You're acting like a little wounded girl and I'm fixing to call you out.
00:50Has everyone won a challenge except, have you won a challenge?
00:53Except me.
00:54I haven't won.
00:55We're the only ones.
00:55It's just so hard being here in Sharon's shadow.
00:58She won four challenges.
01:01This is not the place for me to be supporting Cavs.
01:04I have to show that I do stand alone.
01:07For Alaska Talks.
01:09I don't want to be part of her Alaska Talks.
01:12I want to be Alaska.
01:18The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of Color Evolution Cosmetics,
01:22a luxury trip courtesy of Al and Chuck Dot Travel, headline logos Drag Race Tour featuring
01:27Absolute Vodka, cocktails perfected, and a cash prize of $100,000.
01:32And tonight, extra special guest judges, Leslie Jordan and Absolute's Jeffrey Moran.
01:44For Alaska Talks.
01:46It's a new day in the workroom.
01:48I know what I have to do and I'm going to do it.
01:51Alaska.
01:53What?
01:53Oh, she said Alaska.
01:56Did your friend leave y'all?
01:57No more Alaska Talks?
01:59We can't do clicks.
02:00It's too dangerous.
02:01I guess it's just Ro Talks now.
02:03It's hard to say to Detox and Roxy that I don't want to be in this little girl group
02:09that we had together.
02:10Oh, she broke the group up.
02:12My girl.
02:14Girl, you got she male.
02:17Hey, Queens.
02:18Hey.
02:19It's feeding time.
02:20So if you've got a beef, it's time to start slinging sass and serving insults.
02:25Ah.
02:26But never ever let them see you choke.
02:30Uh-oh.
02:32Hello, hello, hello.
02:36Ladies, in the great tradition of Paris is Burning,
02:40get ready to visit the library, darlings.
02:46Because reading is what?
02:48Fundamental.
02:49That's right.
02:50That's right.
02:51First up, Detox, the library is open.
02:55Oh.
02:57Roxy Andrews, condragulations on the weight loss.
03:00But to me, you're still boxy, Mandrew.
03:04Alyssa Edwards, overbites are very in this season.
03:07Too bad your performance here is so underwhelming.
03:10Uh-oh.
03:12Sharon Needles.
03:13What?
03:14No.
03:15I've had it.
03:17Jinx Monsoon.
03:18Roxy Andrews, there are two types of peanut butter, creamy and crunchy.
03:26I'm that crunchy baby.
03:28Detox, you won the challenge.
03:30You can take the chicken mask off now.
03:35Roxy Andrews, Coco Montrese, for someone who called themself a top,
03:40you sure do like being on the bottom.
03:45Jinx Monsoon, ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
03:49You're great at the challenges, but on the runway, you're a bust.
03:54Detox, is Amanda Lepore your mother?
03:57Because there's a lot of silicone going on there.
04:00Jinx Monsoon, boy George called.
04:03He wants his hat back.
04:06Alyssa Edwards, never mind.
04:13Ivy Winters, I can't do it because reading you is like reading a Walt Disney book.
04:18It's simply too easy.
04:23Detoxic, honey, I know you think you're serving body and look,
04:26but the only thing I'm getting is the hills have eyes.
04:30Miss Coco, you must be blind because it looks like you're using tang for your highlight.
04:36Miss Alaska, I think you should wear a mask for every challenge.
04:42I don't want to read these girls.
04:44I love them so much.
04:46All right, let's go.
04:48Alyssa Edwards, Miss USA, oh wait.
04:53Why you laughing?
04:54Detox, you're so seductive.
04:57But unfortunately, it's illegal to do it with you because most of your parts are under 18 years of age.
05:03Long story short, the season of the fish smells like trout.
05:09I don't know what came over me.
05:11The library is now officially closed.
05:14The winner of today's mini challenge is Alaska.
05:25You shady bitch.
05:27Ladies, for this week's main challenge, you're going to get a chance to read me.
05:37You'll be competing in the RuPaul Roast, proudly presented by Absolute.
05:44Over 30 years ago, Absolute Vodka was one of the first spirits to support the gay and lesbian community.
05:51They were also the first to launch a citron and a mandarin vodka,
05:55making the world a fruitier place, one cocktail at a time.
05:59Now, in that spirit, you need to write and perform outrageous material that really lets me have it.
06:06Plus, the judges, plus each other.
06:09No one is safe at a roast, chickens.
06:12Now, to help you prepare, you'll be working with three professionals.
06:17The shilarious Nadia Ginsberg, Devin Green, and the one and only Bruce Verlande.
06:25Alaska, you won the mini challenge, so you'll decide the order of the presenters.
06:32Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
06:38Does anyone have a preference as to going early, late?
06:41Because I don't want to fuck anyone over.
06:43I would prefer to go just in the middle.
06:45In the middle?
06:45Me too, in the middle for me too.
06:46I want to go after you.
06:47Where are you putting yourself?
06:48No one wants to go first, but I mean, I don't mind going first.
06:52Is that okay?
06:53Yeah.
06:55That's the hardest one.
06:56Wrong move.
07:00This challenge is important because everyone knows me as a comedy queen,
07:04so there's high pressure right now to put my money where my mouth is.
07:09It's so hard to think of, like, mean things to say about her.
07:12Ivy's very sweet and well-mannered, and in a roast, that's going to be hard.
07:16I am just trying to, like, really rack my brain, and I still can't think of one joke.
07:22Coming up.
07:22I put myself first.
07:24Are you going for Miss Congeniality or America's Next Drag Superstar?
07:27Girl, that's fake to me.
07:29I'm not acting when I say I'm insecure about things.
07:31Bullshit.
07:39The main challenge this week is to roast RuPaul, as well as our fellow queens and the judging panel.
07:47I just have to kick ass at it because at a drag show, when you bomb, you don't just hear
07:52crickets,
07:53you hear shotguns getting cocked.
07:58I can't read this last one, because they're going to be like this.
08:07I keep hearing, oh.
08:09Oh, my gosh.
08:13Oh, no, I can't.
08:14Oh, my gosh, y'all.
08:15I can't do it.
08:15I'm going to have to rewrite it.
08:16I'm going to read you all the beginning of mine and tell you if it's too much.
08:19RuPaul, where should I start?
08:21With the cracked out beginning of your career or the cracking of your voice at every loud performance?
08:27Oh, my gosh, y'all about to get too much.
08:30Is that too much wrong to me?
08:34She's saying her jokes are so much, and she says her joke, bitch, and you can hear crickets.
08:38I can't.
08:39I can't.
08:40I can't.
08:41You go back in your corner and you figure the fuck out and come back and talk to us when
08:44you got something together.
08:45Darling.
08:48Hello, hello, hello.
08:51No, no, no.
08:54Since nobody knows RuPaul better than me, I am here to help you all with your roast material.
08:59Oh, my gosh.
09:01Hello, Alaska.
09:02Hi.
09:03Tell me what you got.
09:04You're a smart one.
09:05Well, I'm hitting her music.
09:07What about the music?
09:08Ru, your music is so auto-tuned.
09:10You make Cher sound like Susan Boyle.
09:14Good.
09:14It's so nice to see Alaska again.
09:17Hi.
09:18Hi.
09:18Now, you won the mini challenge.
09:20Yeah.
09:20So you were in charge of the order.
09:21Mm-hmm.
09:21So how did you decide how everybody was going to go?
09:23I asked everyone if they have a preference as to if they want to go in the beginning, the middle,
09:27the end.
09:28And I put myself first.
09:32Yeah, are you going for Miss Congeniality or America's Next Drag Superstar here?
09:37In the end, someone's got to go down, right?
09:40Yeah.
09:40It could be you.
09:42See you at the roast, baby.
09:46Hi, Roxy girl.
09:47Hi, Michelle.
09:48Does this challenge make you nervous?
09:50Reading is something I've always done to the queens at the bar.
09:52You know, they think I'm a mean girl anyways, but...
09:55How do you plan on reading somebody like Ru?
09:57Her music, how she sings.
09:58How does she sing?
09:59It's auto-tune.
10:00Auto-tune seems to be a common thing so far.
10:02So you might want to listen.
10:04And if something's repeated, take it out or make it funnier.
10:07Than the person before you.
10:09Yes.
10:09But I can be funnier than Alaska.
10:11Keep it funny.
10:12That's all we can tell you.
10:13Yes, ma'am.
10:15Ivy Winters.
10:16Hi, beautiful.
10:17How are you?
10:17A little bit nervous, to be honest.
10:19I don't consider myself a comedian, so it's definitely a challenge for me.
10:23What kind of topics are you going to be roasting Ru on?
10:25I know he wears amazing costumes, so I think I'm going to kind of hit on that.
10:28How are Ru's dresses funny?
10:30I mean, they're flawless.
10:32Give me another one.
10:33I know Santino being a sewer and he designs.
10:37Some sewing jokes?
10:39Doesn't sound too funny.
10:44Your page is empty.
10:47I think I've ripped out like five pages.
10:49I'm really trying to rack my brain.
10:50Keep rackin'.
10:51I'm going to let you back at it.
10:53Keep on keeping on, baby.
10:54All right.
10:55All right.
10:56Coco Montrese.
10:58Hi, gorgeous.
10:59How are you?
11:00How are you feeling about this challenge?
11:01I'm not a comedian by, by far, but I'm taking a different approach than, you know,
11:06a lot of the other girls in this competition.
11:07I'm going to be Coco Montrese, Ru's old childhood friend from the Bruce's project.
11:12Okay.
11:13I think it's important for you, this challenge, Coco.
11:15Very.
11:16I've been in the bottom twice.
11:18So let's deliver this shit.
11:19I will deliver.
11:20All right.
11:22No apologies.
11:23I'm not going to apologize anymore.
11:25I'm going to show him what I'm made of.
11:29Alyssa Edwards.
11:30Miss Michelle, the first lady.
11:32How are you?
11:33I love it.
11:35Are you a funny queen, Alyssa?
11:37With reading, some people can take it personal.
11:40Okay, they can take it personally if it's not funny.
11:44But if it's funny, you're almost forgiven.
11:46It's like giving a pass.
11:47Right.
11:47But, you know, when you're with your friends and you're like,
11:49girl, that outfit is tired and ridiculous.
11:51You look late.
11:52Bitch, you need to go change.
11:53That's not a joke.
11:54That's a read.
11:56It is, but it's still being funny.
11:58It's not a joke.
12:00Not a joke.
12:01No.
12:02And I've taken it personal before because I had a girl in this competition
12:05tell me I was fat in my costume.
12:07It's not a joke.
12:09Got to be funny.
12:10Okay.
12:10It has to be joke after joke after joke.
12:12All right, so I'm going to let you go back to your work.
12:14Okay, thank you, Michelle.
12:14All right, baby.
12:15Good luck.
12:17All right, ladies, gather around.
12:20In a moment, you'll be meeting with your comedy coaches.
12:23And tomorrow, we'll be joined by our extra special guest judges,
12:27star of TV and stage, Leslie Jordan.
12:31And absolute vodka guru, Jeffrey Moran.
12:35So come decked out in your swankiest cocktail attire.
12:39Oh, and one more thing.
12:41You'll be roasting Roo in front of a live audience.
12:44Oh, my God.
12:47So don't fuck it up.
12:50Bye, these.
12:50Bye.
13:00I do have narcolepsy.
13:02And the moment where I'm most worried about my jokes,
13:05my body starts to shut down.
13:14You might think I want to say jinx.
13:16Wake up.
13:17But sorry, girl.
13:22Coming up.
13:23Santino, will you please shut the fuck up?
13:28It has to be funny.
13:30Seriously.
13:40Jinx is in.
13:41Hi, jinx.
13:41Hi, jinx.
13:42Our coaches today are Devin Green, Bruce Valanche, and Nadia Gensberg.
13:46I am most shaken by Devin Green.
13:49I have been doing her welcome to my home video shtick for years.
13:53So I'm just going to rattle through all of this.
13:56Cool.
13:57RuPaul, you are pulled.
14:00RuPaul and her heyday would have made me, ah, I ruined it.
14:05Stop being such an adult and be a fun-loving performer.
14:10Okay.
14:10My career as a comedian might be on the line here.
14:15RuPaul, how do you get to be supermodel of the world?
14:19When you find out, can you let me know?
14:23Well, that is a starting point for somewhere that she didn't go.
14:26Just go deeper, as somebody once said to me, who I never dated again.
14:30Don't be afraid to go out there and really be as vicious as you can,
14:33because that's the name of the game.
14:34I would write that down.
14:35It's a great note.
14:36I'm writing that down.
14:38Let's talk about Michelle Visage.
14:40Everybody, Michelle Visage.
14:41She's lovely.
14:42Who did your boob job, Michelle?
14:44Boobsforqueens.com.
14:47They do breastplates for drag queens.
14:50I think you need something a little easier to process.
14:54Just make sure you really drive it home.
14:57Coco!
14:58Tomorrow, I'm just going with I'm a real good friend from the projects.
15:02We don't know I'm going to be here, you know, straight from the hood.
15:05It's going to be a stretch for me.
15:07All right.
15:08I'm going to say, you know, Ru, I want to know what you're going to do
15:10when that entourage or makeup artist you got go on strike.
15:13I seen you do your makeup by yourself, boo.
15:15I would be mindful of it to be lighthearted, not malicious and mean-spirited.
15:20Like her face has been beat more time than Susan Lucci at the daytime Emmys.
15:26Coco is not a comedian.
15:28But RuPaul's long-lost friend from the Brewster Projects is a comedian.
15:32She tell it like a T.I.E. is,
15:34and she ain't apologizing for it while she pat her weave.
15:38Okay, Mr. RuPaul Charles, after your less award-earning role in Star Booty,
15:44you should not only sashay away but jump off a damn cliff.
15:50I think the general rule in a roast is it's great to be evil, but it has to be funny.
15:56You got to have a couple of jokes. Seriously.
16:00Santino, will you please shut the fuck up with your no-drag-knowledge mouth?
16:09Do you have any more jokes?
16:14I'll just start with my whole spiel about Leslie Jordan.
16:17The movie The Help is chock full of unbelievable performances.
16:20The most unbelievable is you being a heterosexual.
16:22Leslie, you're gayer than George Michael fucking Elton John.
16:24It's just as important that you're not rushed. Take your time.
16:28And find the funniest nugget. Take it even one step further with some of the punch lines.
16:33Ru and the rest of the judges are expecting a lot out of me. I have to be funny.
16:40Roxy, let's hear your material.
16:42Okay, let's start with Ru. Your laugh is as fake as Lee press on nails.
16:47They're sticky, annoying, and never fun. Then again, so is Alyssa Edwards.
16:52What do you cut when you flatline?
16:55You're dead.
16:56Yeah, thank you.
16:59More, more. What else? Yeah, what else? What do you have to do?
17:01Okay, the other one I have for Ru is, Ru, your acting to me is very cute.
17:05Unlike all the girls that are left in this competition.
17:08Well, that's...
17:08Acting is cute.
17:09It's just, it's not really funny. It's just an insult.
17:12When the coaches completely rejected what I was giving them, it threw me.
17:15And I'm completely defeated.
17:17Like, first joke off the bat was just like, oh, you're not making us laugh.
17:22Okay, what else do you have? And I was like, I'm like redoing my whole script right now.
17:27That was the first time I just wanted like to leave and cry.
17:29It sucks.
17:41Today, we will be roasting the legendary Miss RuPaul.
17:46Not only am I nervous that we're doing comedy, but it's in front of a live audience.
17:52Honey, tonight I am shaking in my pumps.
17:59Miss Jinx, stand over there looking like the man had her right now.
18:01What's this challenge? Alice in Wonderland.
18:05Coco, why are you still doing your ventriloquist dummy makeup?
18:10Jinx tried to act like she innocent and that she's not reading.
18:12I don't act like I'm innocent.
18:14Now, Miss Jinx, I want to ask you this for real, girl.
18:16Do you feel like you deliver glamour?
18:18I don't think I deliver anything but what I deliver.
18:21And what I've been delivering lately has been a big ol' confusion.
18:25That's all bullshit.
18:27I'm not believing that.
18:28You ain't buying Miss Roxy, she's selling, you ain't buying?
18:30I ain't buying.
18:31You come across as, I don't think I'm gonna win,
18:34but I'm just here doing good until I can't do good anymore.
18:37I feel like sometimes when I do well on the challenges,
18:39I don't really get to feel that great about it because I get beat down on the runway.
18:43It's my own thing I'm cackling.
18:45Girl, that's fake to me.
18:46You know what you can do, but you play the card as the innocent.
18:49I don't know, maybe I'm in the bottom two, and I feel like, you know, I...
18:51Yeah, it's just like, really, girl?
18:53I'm not acting when I say I'm insecure about things, though.
18:56Miss Jinx, you know exactly what I'm saying.
18:58You know what...
18:58I know what you're saying, and I do not agree with you.
19:01It is not an act when I tell you I'm nervous about shit.
19:03That's how I feel.
19:05Okay, well, girl, if you're not gonna take the constructive criticism and how...
19:07I'm just trying to explain to you how I feel.
19:10Mini jokes and two faces.
19:14Jinx Monsoon.
19:14Let's go.
19:25Cover girl, put the bass in your walk.
19:28Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
19:32And what?
19:34Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
19:37Michelle Visage.
19:39Are you ready for some roasting?
19:40Bring it on, bitches.
19:43Santino Rice
19:44I am ready to get ribbed for her pleasure
19:48Leslie Jordan
19:50Are you scared just a little bit?
19:52Terrified
19:53Good, you should be
19:55Absolute's Jeffrey Moran
19:57What flavor of absolute would this be?
19:59Absolute pears in the garden of good and evil
20:02Mmm, evil
20:03This week we challenged our queens
20:06To sharpen their comedic skills
20:08In the first ever RuPaul Roast
20:11So enjoy your absolute cocktails
20:13And remember, if you can't laugh at yourself
20:16How the hell are you going to laugh at somebody else?
20:20Gentlemen, start your engines
20:22And may the best woman win
20:25Coming up
20:25You know at the beginning of the show
20:26You come in a room, girl, pants so high
20:28He look like he in New Orleans
20:30And Hurricane Katrina, girl
20:42Hello everyone and welcome
20:44To the first ever RuPaul Roast
20:48Do you all know Leslie Jordan?
20:52Don't lie, no you don't
20:53Leslie Jordan is the only man on earth
20:57To have fucked more gay men than Michelle Visage
21:01Michelle Visage
21:02You can take the girl out of New Jersey
21:04But you can't keep the girl
21:05From giving blowjobs to homeless men
21:07Along the New Jersey turnpike
21:10But we're here celebrating RuPaul
21:12RuPaul, you've been in the industry
21:14A long, long, long, long, long, long, long time
21:21RuPaul is so old
21:22That the Hindenburg disaster
21:24Nearly destroyed her bat mitzvah
21:26RuPaul is so old
21:28That her colostomy bag
21:29Is made of wood
21:31RuPaul is so old
21:32That when she opens her legs
21:34All you hear is
21:39She's done movies
21:40Music, television
21:41And I have just one thing to say
21:45Please stop immediately
21:49Thank you, Mama
21:50We love you
21:54It is my great pleasure
21:56To bring to the stage
21:57Our next entertainer
22:00Roxy Andrews
22:01And that's Roxy with three X's
22:03Just like her dress size
22:04Oh
22:07Thank you, Alaska
22:09A tired, boring, weird
22:11Second-rate version of your husband
22:13Oh
22:15You know, RuPaul
22:16You love it for all of us
22:17To call you our mom
22:18How the fuck can I call you my mom
22:20If you're as old as my grandpa
22:24Michelle Visage
22:25With that much makeup
22:27All of your wigs
22:29And
22:31Light on your face
22:33Maybe we should call you
22:37Michelle
22:38Mirage
22:42RuPaul, I want to thank you
22:43For having me here tonight
22:46Y'all, I'm so happy to be here
22:48I've never been out the house
22:49It's been a long time, y'all
22:50I'm Ru Good cousin
22:51From the Brewster Project
22:52She didn't know I was coming tonight
22:53You didn't know I was going to be here today
22:56And Michelle
22:56You go back with Michelle farther
22:58Than you go back with me
22:58You knew Michelle
22:59When Michelle was Michael
23:05So I'm flipping through the channel
23:06I say
23:06You see Ru?
23:07Ru on TV
23:08I say
23:10What the hell is he thinking?
23:12You know at the beginning of the show
23:14You come in the room, girl
23:15Hello, hello
23:16Girl, you look like
23:17The black Pee-wee Herman
23:21He is so hot
23:22He look like he in New Orleans
23:24That Hurricane Katrina, girl
23:31It's gonna be hard to top Coco
23:33But look at her
23:34Who would want to top Coco?
23:40Michelle Visage is so full of semen
23:42Period
23:45No, seriously
23:46She's a whore
23:48Now on to the grand high bitch herself
23:51Ru, what I admire most about you
23:53Is your ability to look at these tired queens
23:56And always find a compliment for them
24:00You're so full of shit
24:01The toilet's jealous
24:04Give it up for RuPaul
24:08Hello, everyone
24:12Having sex with Sancino is a lot like Ru's music career
24:17Awkward
24:18You would know
24:20I feel like whenever Michelle farts
24:22A fairy gets her wings
24:25Speaking of fairies
24:27Hello, Leslie
24:31RuPaul
24:31With these long legs and feathers you like to wear
24:34You're one step away from looking like Big Bird's grandmother
24:41I thought I had auditioned for RuPaul's next drag queen of the year
24:49Little did I know I was walking into the largest cross-dressing convention of all time
24:55But this is about you, Mother Ru
24:58From the cracked out nights in the bathroom
25:01Or the cracking of your voice at every live performance
25:05This was the best bunch of people you could get to come judge
25:09Can I get a gay man?
25:13Sancino Rice
25:14What the hell you know about winning something?
25:17But you and Coco Montreese do share something in common
25:19Okay
25:20And that's not only your foolish wardrobe
25:22But being a runner up
25:24Don't get bitter
25:25Just get bitter
25:27I thank you
25:28And good night
25:29Good evening ladies and gentlemen
25:35Wasn't he delightful?
25:37God bless him
25:38He tried his hardest
25:41Oh fuck
25:42Where do I fucking start?
25:45Oh god
25:46Let's start with Leslie Jordan
25:47It's great to see you
25:48The Help is one of my most favorite movies of all time
25:51And your performance was quite unbelievable
25:53Because you played a heterosexual male
25:57You are fucking gayer
25:58Than the Fire Island production of Rent
26:03But enough with that old queen
26:05Let's talk about the other old queen on the panel
26:06Michelle Visage
26:09Let me just look at my little notes really quick
26:11Fuck
26:13God I had to write little to fit all this in
26:16Oh Jesus Christ
26:17Michelle's favorite movie in the world is Showgirls
26:20And much like Nomi Malone
26:22She relies on the talents of her black friend
26:27Rue you are a fucking legend
26:29And I just hope that you're having the time of your life
26:31Because you don't have much time left
26:37Good night you guys
26:38Thank you so much for coming up
26:43Coming up
26:44You were trying too hard
26:45It was boring
26:46It was humiliating
26:47And uncomfortable to watch
26:58Ladies
26:59It's time for the judges' critiques
27:01Let's start with Alaska
27:04Hi
27:05Comedy is like music
27:07It's something you hear or you don't
27:09And you definitely hear the music
27:11Thank you
27:11I thought you looked beautiful tonight
27:13In your LBD
27:14And up there at the podium
27:15You were very funny
27:17But it's tough to go first
27:19You really should have taken it even further
27:21Moving on to Ivy Winters
27:24We both wore green
27:25I know
27:26You were our best
27:27Tonight I love you in green
27:29I love the red hair
27:30Not sure about the gloves
27:31I loved the gloves
27:32I don't think you need them
27:34During the roast
27:35Your cards were a bit of a crutch
27:37You kept looking at them
27:38And you seemed so unsure of yourself
27:41You were so nervous
27:43Next up
27:44Jinx Monsoon
27:45You have a career
27:46In or out of drag
27:48In comedy
27:48You killed
27:49Thank you
27:51Jinx oh jinx
27:53Let's start with the runway look
27:56I love it
27:58Right hair
27:59Right makeup
27:59I am so friggin proud of you
28:01To hear that from Michelle Visage
28:03Oh my god
28:04That was worth its weight in gold
28:07Detox
28:07You were so mean to me
28:10But
28:10There was a twinkle in your eye
28:12Your tongue was firmly planted in your cheek
28:15The one thing I wasn't fond of
28:16Was you relying too much on the word fuck
28:18You can let the room breathe
28:20It's okay
28:20It was too much
28:22Alyssa Edwards
28:23You could have been a little funnier
28:26And I thought you were trying too hard
28:28Going into the mic
28:30And holding on like
28:31For dear life
28:32I thought that was nerves
28:33But you're so gorgeous
28:35Thank you
28:35It wasn't your best moment tonight
28:37Okay
28:37It was boring
28:38It was humiliating
28:39And uncomfortable to watch
28:42Coco Montrese
28:43Not a roast
28:44But a toast
28:45Mazel tov
28:45It was really spectacular
28:46Well done
28:47Wanda Sykes
28:48Move over
28:49It was hilarious
28:51Tonight on the runway
28:52I like your look
28:53I'm thinking the earrings
28:54And your roots showing
28:55It added to the humor
28:58Roxy Andrews
28:59Keep your pace up
29:00You needed to be quicker
29:02It wasn't as smooth
29:03You could have strung it together better
29:06So that it was much more fluid
29:07Tonight
29:08Your dress is high end
29:09And you really needed
29:10Some bigger hair
29:11To go with it
29:13Well ladies
29:13I think we've heard enough
29:14While you enjoy
29:16An absolute cocktail
29:17In the interior illusions lounge
29:19The judges and I
29:20Will deliberate
29:22Just between us roasted chickens
29:25What do you think
29:26Let's start with
29:28Alaska
29:28Her look is so predictable now
29:30So you want to see a different silhouette
29:31Just once at least
29:33Being first means
29:34You have a little more expectation
29:35To step out of the box
29:36But a lot of the things
29:37It's like I sort of expected them
29:38I just loved her
29:39That she just like
29:40That kind of not kneed
29:42And standing back there
29:43And quirky
29:44And
29:44It was refreshing to me
29:46Moving on to Roxy Andrews
29:48Roxy sees herself as not funny
29:50And to think she was
29:50Too much in her head
29:51Trying to think how she can deliver it
29:53And she seemed to be
29:54Out of character
29:54I'd agree
29:55Roxy was stumbling
29:56From one transition to the next
29:58It wasn't her night
29:59She was really
30:00Really really nervous
30:02And I think
30:02She was just a meltdown
30:03And it's hard to watch that
30:05Alright
30:06Ivy Winters
30:08She read her cards
30:09The whole time
30:09She didn't connect once
30:11I didn't see her eyes
30:12I got no emotion from her
30:13And that's been my problem with Ivy
30:14She's like a cardboard cutout
30:16I didn't have a problem with Ivy
30:17In that way Michelle
30:18She wasn't as rough
30:19As some of the other girls
30:20With segwaying from one joke
30:22To the next
30:22And there was some
30:23Really funny moments
30:24Coco Montrese
30:26Great concept
30:27Great delivery
30:28Very good tonight
30:28From Coco
30:29Especially coming from
30:30Where she was last week
30:31Coco came out here tonight
30:32With a new attitude
30:32She had consistent
30:34Joke after joke
30:35I almost fell off the chair
30:36The whole time she was up there
30:38She stayed in that character
30:39I died
30:40Jinx Monsoon
30:42Hallelujah
30:43She looked great
30:45I was so very proud of her
30:47I would have loved her
30:48To have played more
30:49With the other queens
30:49Reading them a little more
30:51Yes
30:51I have two words
30:52Master comedian
30:53Alright next up
30:55Detox
30:56We all know she's funny
30:57She could have done more
30:58And got rid of some of the F-bombs
30:59You know the F-bomb
31:00Usually means that
31:01Someone's very nervous
31:02You can laugh
31:03But it's like
31:03Oh and another F-bomb
31:04Oh and another F-bomb
31:05And it's no longer funny
31:07Or bombastic
31:07I expected more from her
31:09Alyssa Edwards
31:10The dress was a disaster tonight
31:12I got prom feeling from it
31:14And then the bros
31:15Wah wah
31:18Intimidation
31:18I think she's intimidated
31:20By the other girls
31:20Absolutely
31:21There's so many funny girls
31:22Up there tonight
31:22They were funny
31:23And I think she just
31:25She melted
31:25But I think she's beautiful
31:28She looks like a fairy prince
31:33Silence
31:33I've made my decision
31:35Bring back
31:37My girls
31:45Welcome back ladies
31:46I've made some decisions
31:49Alaska
31:50Tonight
31:51You proved
31:53You can stand on your own
31:55You're safe
31:56Thank you
31:59Jinx Monsoon
32:01To look tonight
32:02Was no joke
32:04Keep it up
32:05You're safe
32:07Thank you
32:11Coco Montrese
32:13As my hood rat cousin
32:15You tore me to shreds
32:18You are the winner
32:20Of this week's challenge
32:21For dragulations
32:23You've won a custom gown
32:25From sequin queen
32:26Coco Montrese
32:28Is back
32:28Yes god
32:29I'm back
32:29Right now
32:32Detox
32:33You're safe
32:36Alyssa Edwards
32:37Tonight
32:38Your punchline
32:40Flatlined
32:42I'm sorry my dear
32:43But you are up
32:43For elimination
32:47Ivy Winters
32:49You struggled to connect
32:51With the audience
32:53Roxy Andrews
32:54Tonight was not
32:55Your shining moment
32:57Ivy Winters
33:00You're safe
33:03Roxy Andrews
33:04I'm sorry my dear
33:05But you are up
33:05For elimination
33:08All this stress
33:09Has just hit me
33:10This is honestly
33:11The first time
33:12In this competition
33:12That I felt
33:13You're not good enough
33:14Two queens
33:16Stand before me
33:16Ladies
33:17This is your last chance
33:19To impress me
33:20And save yourself
33:21From elimination
33:24The time has come
33:26For to lip sync
33:28For your life
33:32Get ready for
33:34The lip sync
33:35Of your life
33:36Good luck
33:38And don't fuck it up
33:56There's no holding back
33:58There's no tiptoeing around
33:59I have to bring
34:00Everything
34:08I got a seizure
34:09Watching that
34:10I'm gonna be easy
34:12If you're really gonna do it
34:13Do it with your hair
34:14Your hair
34:15Your hair
34:16I'm in my hair
34:17I'm in my hair
34:18I'm in my hair
34:20Back and forth
34:20I'm in my hair
34:21Back and forth
34:21I'm in my hair
34:22Back and forth
34:23Alyssa
34:24Is
34:25Bringing it
34:34It's gonna be
34:35A photo finish
34:37Tonight
34:37I'm in my hair
34:38Back and forth
34:39I'm in my mood
34:45All right ladies
34:56Sorry
34:58Are you okay
34:59So many emotions
35:03What's going on
35:05Nothing
35:06Go ahead
35:06No tell me about it
35:07It just hit me
35:10Like not feeling wanted
35:11And not being good enough
35:14I just feel like
35:15My mom never wanted me
35:16And
35:19My mother left
35:20My sister and myself
35:21At a bus stop
35:22When I was three
35:23And I remember
35:24Like it was yesterday
35:25And then like
35:26I come off
35:26As this strong character
35:28I try to stay so strong
35:29But it was so weak
35:42It just hurts
35:43That I was left
35:44Nobody cared
35:50We love you
35:53And you are so welcome here
35:54You know
35:55We as gay people
35:57We get to choose our family
35:58You know
35:58We get to choose the people
36:00That we're around
36:01You know what I'm saying
36:03I am your family
36:05We are a family here
36:09I love you
36:10I love you
36:16All right
36:18I've made my decision
36:24What you two did
36:25On this runway
36:27Is the passion
36:28I am looking for
36:32Shantae you both stay
36:34Oh my god
36:41Thank you so much
36:44These are no longer
36:46Just drag queens
36:46I'm competing with
36:47I'm growing attached
36:49To these people
36:49We are like
36:50The seven sisters
36:51Right now
36:53My seven sister queens
36:55If you can't love yourself
36:57How in the hell
36:58Are you going to love
36:59Somebody else
36:59Can I get an amen in here
37:01Amen
37:02Amen
37:02Amen
37:02Amen
37:02Amen
37:02Amen
37:02Amen
37:03Amen
37:03Amen
37:03Amen
37:03Amen
37:03Amen
37:03Amen
37:03Amen
37:03Amen
37:03Amen Amen
37:04You
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