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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S05E03
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00:12We're back in the workroom and Serena went home.
00:15Came a mess, left a mess.
00:18As you can tell, I am just very upset.
00:22Keep hearing light.
00:23What does that mean?
00:24Bearing light.
00:25Okay.
00:26Because the only thing I was hearing was sashay away.
00:30Well, on that note, I'm happy I survived lip sync.
00:33And I let out a huge secret.
00:35It really took a toll today.
00:37And I just felt like, you know what?
00:38I can't hold that secret anymore.
00:39Yeah, seriously.
00:40We all love you.
00:41We love you.
00:43Speaking of secrets, what the hell's going on with you and Coco?
00:48Look, at the end of the day, this right here, I won.
00:54But who's in the picture?
00:56This is Coco.
00:57I think you should ask Coco.
00:58I want to know the tea on what happened between you and Alyssa, because this has been going
01:02on for so long.
01:04They crowned her that night, you know?
01:06And things happened and obligations weren't fulfilled.
01:11It put us in a situation where our friendship was on the line.
01:14Because you took her spot.
01:15Niggily, I had to do that.
01:18Every story has two sides.
01:21With all the controversy at Miss Gay America, this is a personal vendetta for myself.
01:25I think it's time for me to get this off my chest.
01:31The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a stickling supply of color evolution cosmetics,
01:36a luxury trip courtesy of Al and Chuck Dot Travel, headline logos, Drag Race Tour, and a cash
01:42prize of $100,000.
01:44And tonight, extra special guest judges Paulina Poroskova and Coco.
02:00It's a new day.
02:01I'm walking into the workroom wondering what the hell is about to happen.
02:05No more groups.
02:06No.
02:06No more groups.
02:07Oh.
02:09Girl, you got she mail.
02:11Hey, my little lady boys.
02:13Growing up is so overrated.
02:15And America's next drag superstar needs to really embrace her inner child if she's going
02:20to become one fierce mother tucker.
02:23This message was brought to you by the letter T.
02:27Oh, my God.
02:28Yes.
02:29Hello, hello, hello.
02:32Do you know what time it is?
02:33No.
02:34It's time for the junior drag superstar pageant.
02:38Oh.
02:41Instantly, I'm thinking, a pageant.
02:43This is my gig, and I've been quite successful at it.
02:47But ladies, you won't be the contestants.
02:50You need to turn these boy toys into cutie patootie.
02:55Pick a partner.
02:58I looked at Al and said, oh, hell no, I'm not working with Al and Chuck.
03:02You got 15 minutes.
03:05The team with the most sickening painted baby will win.
03:09Ready, set, drag the children.
03:18You know, we're all considered kai kai now.
03:20We have daughters with another queen.
03:21Our girl's going to win Grand Supreme.
03:22You just watch.
03:24We're little flippers.
03:26Don't mess it up or you won't get no go-go juice.
03:28I immediately turn into pageant mom.
03:31Now, I never could make it in the pageant scene when I was a girl, so you're so lucky you
03:34get to do this.
03:36Time's up.
03:38Now, may I present the drag superstars of tomorrow.
03:42First up, Roxy Andrews and Detox.
03:46Hi, I'm Rachel Zoe, and this is our daughter, Vaxeline and Roxo.
03:50She just wants to go to Paris every weekend and see the shows dressed in all the finest couture.
03:55And because I'm Rachel's style, we allow that.
03:58She's kind of a big girl.
04:01I'd like to present little Tina Lou Devereaux.
04:05She wants to make makeup and fashionable accessories more accessible to young girls
04:10because it is never too young to start upholding the American ideal of femininity.
04:16I couldn't have said it better myself.
04:19Watermelon is decked out in glitz, glamour, and a flipper she's able to grow into for the years to come.
04:25She's a world champion watermelon seed spitter.
04:29I present to you our very own Savannah Lee.
04:33She is a former Miss Mesquite, Little Miss America.
04:36Her platform in life is world peace for all.
04:39Thank you very much.
04:41Thank you very much.
04:45Now, that's a modern family.
04:47I'd like everyone to meet Lil' Pound Cake.
04:51Her catchphrase is, you're not my real dad and you never will be.
04:55Lil' Pound Cake enjoys riding dirty and being a straight-up motherfucking dick pig.
05:05Monica and I have our daughter, Patti Parkway.
05:08She's won several pageants, and unlike Savannah, she's completed all of her reign.
05:15Cocoa Montrese decides to draw a little bit of shade to be real cute.
05:19I don't get cute.
05:20I get drop-dead gorgeous.
05:21Shade.
05:23So, the Miss Junior Drag Superstar is...
05:31Lil' Pound Cake.
05:33Oh!
05:34All hail Lil' Pound Cake.
05:39Now, for this week's main challenge, you'll be creating lovable, eccentric characters for
05:44your own kidster television shows.
05:47Oh!
05:48Oh!
05:49Oh!
05:50Oh!
05:51Oh!
05:51What the motherfucking hell?
05:53Your target audience is the young and the young at heart.
05:57So, your program should be both entertaining and edumacational.
06:01You'll be working in two groups.
06:03Linaysia and Alaska.
06:05Since you won the mini-challenge, you'll be team captains.
06:09Linaysia, you pick first.
06:11Honey.
06:13Toxie.
06:15Cocoa Montrese.
06:16Okay, girl.
06:17Roxanne.
06:18Rolasca Tux!
06:22Jynx.
06:23Vivian.
06:25Ivy Winkler.
06:29Montica.
06:30Yay.
06:31All right, Linaysia, who do you choose next?
06:35We were all in Linaysia's ear thing.
06:37Don't pick Alyssa.
06:40Jynx.
06:43So, Alyssa will go to Alaska.
06:46Darling!
06:46I might have been picked last, but honestly, I ended up on the team that I wanted to be on.
06:52The queens of the competition.
06:54Gentlemen, start your engines and may the best woman win.
07:00I have an idea.
07:02Why you can make, like, a Moffat and say, talking like, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ventriloquist.
07:07Ventriloquist.
07:07Yes, you and she's a little girl.
07:10Like a ventriloquist to me.
07:11Girl, they about to try to send me home.
07:13In the show in Vegas, I'm the star.
07:15So when you give me a role like a ventriloquist doll.
07:19So what are some things that we can talk about?
07:23Um.
07:24Um.
07:26Now is the hard part.
07:28We have to actually come up with the material.
07:30I'm trying to find out, figure out how to make it funny.
07:34This is really, really hard.
07:36At some point, I think Coco got frustrated and kind of walked off.
07:40I want to wear my hair up.
07:42I'll be glad when the group challenges are over.
07:44I'm kind of panicking.
07:46How are we going to pull this off?
07:49Coming up.
07:50It never occurred to me that you'd actually be out of drag.
07:53I'm in drag room.
07:54But you're in a male drag.
07:56I heard that you went around everywhere and bad-mouted me.
08:00Fuck you, Alyssa.
08:02Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:05Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
08:10So our challenge is to put together a children's television show.
08:14Which is full of sneaky little dirty devil on tundra.
08:18Our word of the day is bonks.
08:20This is the challenge that I've been waiting for.
08:22Finally, we get to act and we get to write and we get to create.
08:25I'm going to be a farmer.
08:26And we could each be like a barnyard animal.
08:28I'll be the second lady.
08:29You should be like Venus Extravaganza.
08:32You should be her.
08:32Oh, you want to talk about reading, darling.
08:36You could just be Uncle Dick the cross-dresser.
08:39Be like real butch about it.
08:41Look at how pretty I am.
08:42And not fishy.
08:44Really?
08:45The cross-dressing uncle?
08:47Girl, they're pulling the patch.
08:48Can't be bothered.
08:50Do you think it would be more funny because she's fishier than me if she was the Uncle Dick?
08:54I like you as a cross-dresser.
08:57I'm a little worried about Alyssa because she's very much into, oh, Alyssa has to look this
09:01way and Alyssa has to look that way.
09:02And I hope that doesn't hold us back.
09:06Hello, hello, hello.
09:08Hello.
09:09Did I catch you boys playing dress-up?
09:11Uh-huh.
09:12Well, hello, Team Alaska.
09:14Hi.
09:15How's it going over here?
09:16It's going.
09:17Who's going to be your host?
09:18Hi.
09:19Now, what character are you doing?
09:20Buffalo Bill.
09:21Okay.
09:22And it's a barnyard, and our show is called something like Barnyard Boogers.
09:28So, who's doing the word of the day?
09:30Let's read it.
09:30What is the word of the day?
09:32Box.
09:32Box?
09:33B-O-X.
09:34Of course.
09:35And it's just now coming to me.
09:37A lot of things come in my box.
09:39Yes, a lot of things can come in your box.
09:41Exactly.
09:42Now, what are you kids doing?
09:43She's teaching the social lesson of the day.
09:46Don't be throwing no shade.
09:47And how do you get kids to not throw shade?
09:53Well, you know, the thing about these shows, especially like Pee-wee's Playhouse,
09:56is that a lot of what you're doing here has a subversive twist to it.
10:00Do you have a message that you're trying to convey to the children?
10:03Down with communism.
10:07Okay.
10:07You guys have a lot of work to do.
10:09I'm going to let you get back to it.
10:10Thank you, Ro.
10:11All right, I'll see you later.
10:12Thank you, Ro.
10:14Hey, Team LaNation.
10:16Hey.
10:17So tell me about your kidster show.
10:19Who's going to do your how-to segment?
10:21LaNation and myself.
10:22Oh, really?
10:23We are making banana splits.
10:25In two languages.
10:26What are you going to do to really send it over the top?
10:33It's going to be funny.
10:35All right.
10:36Are you the host?
10:37Yes, LaNation asked me to be the host.
10:39And what part of the challenge have you been assigned?
10:41Actually, Coco and I are both doing the social lesson for the day.
10:44Which is what?
10:45It's always tell the T.
10:47Of course.
10:48T.T. and Tiny.
10:49T.T.'s always teaching Tiny to tell the T.
10:51Right.
10:52Are you going to be able to bring the funny, though?
10:55I think we're going to focus more on quality and not quantity.
10:59All right.
11:00Well, you kids have a lot to work with.
11:03You've got a lot to do.
11:04So I'm going to let you get back to it, okay?
11:05All right.
11:06Thanks, Ro.
11:06Turn it out.
11:08We'll just have to show Ro that we all can be funny.
11:15Look, do you like that look?
11:16You look like Willem.
11:26Hello, ladies.
11:27Hi, RuPaul.
11:28We're right about to shoot our TV show for kids.
11:31And I'm feeling very excited because I really feel like we're going to nail it.
11:34It's funny because when we talked in the workroom and you said Buffalo Bill,
11:37it never occurred to me that you'd actually be out of drag.
11:40I'm in drag, Ru.
11:42But you're in a male drag.
11:44That's an interesting choice.
11:46Here we go.
11:47We're going to get red before we even start.
11:50Two thumbs down.
11:52All right.
11:52Michelle and I are here to direct you.
11:55So show us what you got.
11:57Action.
11:57Look, everybody.
11:58It's Clucky the car.
12:00Hi, kids.
12:01It's our secret bird of the day.
12:03You want to hear what it is?
12:04It's box.
12:07Cut.
12:08Clucky, you're delivering your lines to Buffalo Bill.
12:11You've got to play more to the camera.
12:13Action.
12:13So many things fit inside my box.
12:16This is a petite box.
12:18I don't think it's Michelle's.
12:22Roxy's.
12:23I'm so excited to be here.
12:25I'm ready to toss your salad, Anita.
12:27First thing you want to do is clean your lettuce.
12:30I like a cheesy salad.
12:32Cut.
12:33Vivian, if you can bring your energy up to meet Roxy's.
12:36Okay.
12:37It feels like you're in two different sketches.
12:38You're getting lost.
12:39Say, let's go get our other friends to toss our salad.
12:45Moving on.
12:47It's real sunny up here, but I do like a little bit of shade.
12:52Can't you see I'm trying to get some sun?
12:55Sunlight on the skin.
12:59Boom.
13:00I'm blank.
13:01Cut.
13:02Can't you see I'm trying to get some sun on the skin?
13:04Sunlight.
13:05Cut.
13:06Can't you see I'm trying to get some sun?
13:09Sunlight on the skin.
13:10Fuck.
13:12I'm like totally shitting my fucking bathing suit.
13:15And that's not cute.
13:17Monica, do you want to look at the lines again?
13:18Yeah, they're right here.
13:20Oh, they are.
13:20And you're not reading it.
13:24All right, ladies.
13:25Fantastic.
13:27When you're team captain, if the whole thing goes like a train wreck,
13:31then it's you who has to pay for it.
13:34Ugh.
13:36Coming up.
13:37A nice, plump banana.
13:39In Spanish, guineo.
13:43Linatia just literally translated it.
13:46And this is my little friend.
13:51Coco doesn't know what her lines are.
13:54Is that it?
14:01We're walking on set to shoot our children's television show.
14:05And they are all in drag.
14:07Funny how that works on RuPaul's Drag Race.
14:09Uh-huh.
14:09Comedy's kind of my thing, so I'm really excited to really shine.
14:13All right, let's see your big opening.
14:15Are you guys excited for today's episode?
14:18The word of the day is blow.
14:22James revealed my word.
14:24Blow, it kind of threw me off.
14:25I had a speech ready and everything rhymed,
14:28so we just had to scramble and just kind of come up with something quick.
14:30If you think of blow, I think of bubbles.
14:34Oh, look at all those bubbles you're blowing.
14:42Blow.
14:44Cut.
14:45Jade.
14:46It took you a little bit longer to land the line.
14:48Get to the point a little faster.
14:51A little aggravated.
14:52Action.
14:53Now, my favorite treat is the banana split.
14:56And the ingredients are a nice, plump banana.
15:01En Español, guineo.
15:06Linatia is not really bringing the Latin flavor that I thought she was going to bring.
15:11Go ahead and cut that in half.
15:12En Español, cortarlo por la mitad.
15:15She just literally translated it.
15:18Cherries.
15:20En Español, fresas.
15:23All right, moving on.
15:25Hello, everyone.
15:26I'm Titi, and this is my little friend.
15:31We haven't even practiced.
15:33Coco doesn't know what her lines are.
15:36Jessica.
15:37All right, cut.
15:38Your timing is too slow.
15:40You need to pick it up, Coco.
15:41You need to be on it.
15:42Ready and action.
15:44What's the tea?
15:45Why do they really call you tiny?
15:48Because I'm small.
15:51Yeah.
15:53I'm a ventriloquist doll.
15:55I don't know if I'm supposed to look at the camera, look away from the camera.
15:58Coco, think more Pinocchio and less the puppet from Saw.
16:04Do you have something that you'd like to say?
16:08Is that it?
16:11That's it.
16:11All right.
16:12Do you have any notes?
16:13Nope.
16:14Okay.
16:14That's a wrap.
16:20It's elimination day, and today's theme for the runway is Think Pink.
16:26Jinx.
16:27Mm-hmm.
16:27Are you going to add that hair into that hair?
16:29Yeah.
16:29Yeah.
16:30My grandma got me this wig when I was, like, 17.
16:33So your grandma was buying you wigs, girl?
16:34My mom wasn't really into it.
16:36Uh-huh.
16:37But my grandma and I would be getting me in drag, and then I'd go out to the club.
16:41She'd let me be who I wanted to be, you know?
16:43My grandma made it possible for me to do drag at a very early age, and that's when I really
16:49started coming alive.
16:51She helped set up my life to put me where I am today.
16:56So it has a lot of sentimental value to me.
17:05I feel so mentally drained right now.
17:08I'm trying to finish my costume, and this whole Alyssa thing, it's still bothering me.
17:12We competed at Miss Gay America together.
17:15Huh?
17:15They crowned her.
17:16I ended up having to take over the title.
17:18We haven't talked in two years.
17:19Coco, if you want to come talk to me, you can talk to me.
17:22But you don't have to read me over there, though.
17:24I'm not reading you.
17:24I'm not saying anything about you.
17:28I've got to get this off my back.
17:30This needs to be done.
17:31Can I talk to you in, like, five minutes?
17:32It's just me and you.
17:34Oh, fuck.
17:35This is going to get fucking interesting.
17:37Let me get some popcorn.
17:39It was pure hell.
17:41How would you feel if you're standing on stage with a crown on your head, singing your song,
17:45and someone yells out, you ain't the real Miss America anyway?
17:49I had to smile and wave.
17:51In the inside, I am torn.
17:53I almost lost my relationship because of that whole thing.
17:56That whole thing turned my world upside down.
17:58I was in the middle.
17:59That's the reputation I'd worked 10 years for.
18:02He didn't win Miss America.
18:03I did.
18:04So he wasn't the one embarrassing from the whole community I was.
18:07I'm the very first to get dethroned.
18:09Nobody gets dethroned.
18:10I'm not a drug addict.
18:11I'm not an alcoholic.
18:11I'm a teacher.
18:12I'm a mentor.
18:13I'm a leader.
18:13But Coco, I heard that you went around everywhere and bad-mouthed me, saying I couldn't fulfill
18:18my reign.
18:18You got on your Facebook.
18:19Hold on.
18:20Let me finish.
18:20But see, you're doing all that, and you're not even being fair to me.
18:22I am being fair to you.
18:22I'm listening to you.
18:23Girl, you were saying, I'm on the beach drinking a margarita.
18:25I'm the one with the crown.
18:26I don't have the time.
18:26I'm the one.
18:27I don't.
18:27How did you write on your Facebook, Alyssa shouldn't have won in the first place?
18:30Do you feel like that was a hit below the belt?
18:34I laid in bed next to my husband and like, God.
18:37He's like, what is wrong with you?
18:39And I can't.
18:39I couldn't take it.
18:43And then the tears come out.
18:45Coco is doing what he does best.
18:47He's making it seem like he's the victim.
18:49He's always the victim.
18:51And the Academy Award goes to, fuck you, Alyssa.
18:57I gave him the benefit of the doubt and got nothing back.
19:01This whole thing was not resolved.
19:03I'm done with that situation.
19:04I got to get ready for the runway.
19:15Cover girl, put the bass in your walk.
19:19Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
19:23And what?
19:25Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
19:28Michelle Visage, won't you be my neighbor?
19:31Always my little lemon drop.
19:34Santino Rice.
19:35I'm ready to school these children.
19:37I look at her hair and I see seductive.
19:40I look at her hair and I see wicked beauty.
19:44Paulina Poroskova.
19:45I am so glad to be here.
19:47I've been trying to get on your damn show for five years now.
19:51Mrs. T's in the house.
19:54Coco.
19:55RuPaul loves Coco, too.
19:57I love RuPaul.
19:59This week, our queens were challenged to create breakout characters in their own kidster television
20:04shows.
20:05And tonight, they're dressed to tickle you pink.
20:08Gentlemen, start your engines.
20:11And may the best woman win.
20:13Coming up.
20:14You committed the number one crime in showbiz.
20:18You bored me.
20:28Commence.
20:29Shake.
20:30Down.
20:30First up, the 49th state, Alaska.
20:34So, Pink Mafia.
20:35I look like a ghost from the Civil War.
20:38A McQueen fashion show.
20:40She bleeds pink.
20:42She's a sex pistol.
20:43Monica Beverly Hills.
20:45Someone caught the bouquet.
20:47I'm feeling extra fishy.
20:49My nails are bright.
20:50My hair's tight.
20:51I'm just giving it.
20:52This is very Singapore Airlines.
20:53Come fly with me.
20:55Alyssa Edwards.
20:57I want that outfit.
20:59I am channeling my little Miss Perfect gig.
21:01It's the deal.
21:02It's the ish.
21:03Madonna Reborn Again.
21:05Yes.
21:06Vivian Pinay.
21:07Hold me closer, tiny dancer.
21:10I am feeling cute, prissy, and girly.
21:13And the judges are really eating it up.
21:15Oh, I think I just saw her pink slip.
21:19Next up, Detox.
21:21This is Playboy the Victorian here.
21:23My tits are bouncing everywhere.
21:25I mean, I have a great body, so why not show it off?
21:27Okay, no kidding.
21:28I have this outfit.
21:30She is a hot mesh.
21:33Roxy Andrews.
21:34Sam.
21:35Pink Panther on the runway.
21:37The dress is flowing.
21:38I look drop dead gorgeous.
21:40It's a mullet dress.
21:42Business in the front.
21:43Party in the back.
21:44Lanacia Sparks.
21:46Sell the garment, honey.
21:48I feel so fierce, flawless, like a pop mother.
21:52Looks like Cinderella's got a hot date.
21:55Jinx Monsoon.
21:57Ooh la la.
21:58Ugh, Dangerous Liaisons.
22:00I am flouncing down the runway with my snuff box.
22:04Let them eat all this cake, bitches.
22:06Marie Aquanet.
22:08Ha ha ha ha.
22:09Coco Montrese.
22:11Shirley Temple Black.
22:13Why gotta be black?
22:14I am giving you your baby dollfish.
22:17I look so cute.
22:18I didn't know she was into bears.
22:20Ha ha ha ha.
22:23Ivy Winters.
22:25Where's Crystal Connor when you need her?
22:27Yes.
22:28I'm strutting like a Vegas showgirl.
22:30I feel like a beautiful flamingo.
22:31You can just stick her on somebody's front lawn.
22:35Honey Mahogany.
22:36She just jumped out of bed and grabbed the duvet cover.
22:39Very Bed Bath & Beyonce.
22:41I am feeling really strong, pummeling the runway.
22:44That face is Iman, but that dog is pure pissed off.
22:47Ha ha ha ha ha.
22:49Jay Jolie.
22:51Work it.
22:51Very Girls Next Door, Holly Madison.
22:53I'm feeling so pretty in pink.
22:55I'm serving the judge of pure fish, hunty.
22:58Ha ha ha.
22:59Barbie girl in a Barbie world.
23:01Life in plastic, it's fantastic.
23:04Ha ha ha.
23:05Welcome, ladies.
23:06Let's take a look at your Kidster TV shows.
23:09First up, Barnyard Buddies.
23:13Buffalo Bill's Barnyard Buddies.
23:16Hi, everybody.
23:18I'm Buffalo Bill.
23:19Let's meet some of my amazing friends.
23:21Look, everybody.
23:22It's Clucky the Cog.
23:24Hi, Kid.
23:25Now, I heard you're sitting on a secret.
23:28It's our secret word of the day.
23:29Shh.
23:30It's back.
23:31Whoa.
23:32Can I borrow your horse?
23:34Yeah, sure, Clucky.
23:35Let's try to grab it in the bar.
23:37Grab it in.
23:37Yeah.
23:38Yeah.
23:40Your horse is just too big for my piece.
23:43Look, everybody.
23:46It's Anita Bump.
23:48Today, we're going to learn how to toss salad with my good friend, Tasha Salad.
23:53I'm so excited to be here today.
23:56Well, let's get started.
23:57First thing you want to do is clean your lettuce.
23:59Now, is it harmful to toss a dirty salad?
24:02Some people are into that.
24:03Instead of using the uncut carrots, can we use the cut carrots?
24:07Yes.
24:07What you want to do is peel the shin back.
24:10Cut carrots always seem to be cleaner.
24:12Okay?
24:13We're tossing salads one person at a time across America.
24:16What's up, Fanny?
24:18Today, I'm going to be teaching a social lesson.
24:21Don't be throwing no shade.
24:23Look, it's everyone's favorite cross-dresser, Uncle Dick.
24:27It's real sunny up here, but I do like a little bit of shade.
24:33Don't be throwing no shade, sir.
24:34Can't you see I'm trying to get some sunlight on the skin creates vitamin D and elevates the mood.
24:40So don't be shady.
24:42Be a lady.
24:44Bye-bye, everybody.
24:46Bye.
24:50Next up, the magic bush.
24:53My name is Princess Pink Lips.
24:56Are you guys excited for today's episode?
24:58Then let's all bounce and now shake your hands like this.
25:02Oh, isn't this fun?
25:04Oh.
25:05Today, we have a special word of the day.
25:09The word of the day is blow.
25:12I always think of bubbles.
25:14Now, with bubbles, you really work it.
25:16Just give it your all.
25:18It's kind of like an explosion of bubbles.
25:20You're so good at blowing, Jolly J.
25:22Well, I don't have blue lips for no reason.
25:26Next, we're going to welcome Cherry Chocolatina and Lola the Esploda.
25:31Now, my favorite treat is the banana split.
25:34Now, go ahead and peel the banana.
25:36Suavemente vas a pelar para atrás el guineo.
25:39Ooh.
25:41Ooh.
25:41Miss Lola's favorite part is the cream.
25:46Help me, girl.
25:49Ooh.
25:50It exploded.
25:52Hello, everyone.
25:53I'm Titi.
25:54And this is my little friend.
25:58Tiny.
26:00That reminds me.
26:01It's time for our social lesson of the day.
26:03Always tell the tea.
26:05Oh.
26:05My tea, my, my truth?
26:07Yes, your tea is your truth.
26:09Do you have something that you'd like to say?
26:11Uh-uh.
26:19All right.
26:21I think there were some weak links, but I think there were some weak links in the other team, too.
26:25At least this team's all in drag.
26:28Coming up.
26:29You're going to get lost because there's some hungry bitches up here.
26:32This is RuPaul's Drag Race.
26:33Not RuPaul's best friend out of Drag Race.
26:41Ladies, this week you worked as teams, but tonight you'll be judged as individuals.
26:48When I call your name, please step forward.
26:52Honey Mahogany.
26:53Ivy Winters.
26:56Jay Jolie.
26:57Alyssa Edwards.
27:00Lanaysha Sparks.
27:01Lanaysha.
27:02You're lucky you have immunity.
27:05Otherwise, you'd be in the bottom.
27:08The girls I've called forward, you are all safe.
27:13You may leave the stage.
27:18Ladies, you represent the very best and the very worst of the week.
27:25It's time for the judges' critiques.
27:26First up, Alaska.
27:28Hi.
27:29I love your dust bunny hair, and I love your pink splattered blood.
27:34You are such an original.
27:35Tonight on the runway, I love it.
27:37I'm just concerned for you with the boy drag.
27:40It is a drag show.
27:41You know, I'm paying my $5.
27:43I want to see Alaska.
27:45Next up, Monica Beverly Hills.
27:47I don't know if during the Barnyard Bunch you just got nervous, but you need to project more, or you're
27:53going to get lost, because there's some hungry bitches up here.
27:55It's inside of you.
27:56I could see that, that Beverly Hills bitch when you walked out, but then you kind of went in your
28:00shell after a while.
28:01Thank you, Monica.
28:02Vivian Pinay.
28:04Tonight, you look really cute.
28:06It's unfortunate that you created that character, and then that it kind of fell so flat.
28:10You committed the number one crime in showbiz.
28:14You bored me.
28:16Moving on to detox.
28:20Your costume wasn't my favorite part of you.
28:22It was really just like your jokes, and your mannerisms, and your volume.
28:27You rock the stage.
28:28You rock it in acting, and I really like the shake and the boobies.
28:32I know I have a lot of competition up here.
28:34It's nice.
28:34Yes, right?
28:36Up next, Roxy Andrews.
28:39You float above the concrete.
28:42I love it.
28:42Tasha Salad was freaking hilarious.
28:48Jinx Monsoon.
28:49Jinx, you're the North Star in your little group, because they would have been lost without you.
28:54Looking like Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction for a kids show?
28:57I mean, that in itself is completely demented.
29:00Coco Montrese.
29:02This was not your challenge.
29:04I can't really tell you why.
29:06They wanted me to be a marionette, and I was just supposed to answer the question, and that's not me.
29:11In the show in Vegas, I am the front.
29:13I'm the star.
29:14If you are good at being in the spotlight, you should know how to steal it.
29:21There's been a lot on my mind.
29:23What's on your mind?
29:24Alyssa's my friend.
29:25We didn't talk for two years, and coming here and seeing her here completely threw me off, and I don't
29:36feel like I'm showing you who I really am, because I'm better than that.
29:42I know there's distractions.
29:44Coco, keep your head in the game, and be Coco.
29:48All right, ladies.
29:49I think we've heard enough.
29:51While you untuck in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
29:57Okay, just between us, Goyles.
30:00What do you think?
30:01Starting with Roxy Andrews.
30:03She's absolutely a stunner.
30:05The hair color.
30:06J-Lo wishes.
30:08Yes.
30:08What did you think of her performance as Tasha Shalik?
30:11There is nothing more attractive than seeing a beautiful woman dare to be ugly.
30:15I expect some good stuff out of that one.
30:18Next up, Alaska.
30:19Now, Michelle, you and I both looked at each other when Alaska came out dressed as a man, and thought,
30:25what the F?
30:26It really was just Pee Wee Herman.
30:28Yeah, that's true.
30:29This is RuPaul's Drag Race.
30:30Not RuPaul's best friend out of Drag Race.
30:32Okay.
30:32I'll ask her to meet.
30:34He doesn't stand out.
30:35He's like someone I would hang out with in high school.
30:37What high school did you go to?
30:39Well, I mean, I was a home schooler, but, um.
30:42Monica Beverly Hills.
30:44Who was she again?
30:45She played Fanny the farmhand.
30:47Sunglasses.
30:47Oh, well, see, that's how memorable she was.
30:49She was such a nervous wreck.
30:50You can never let them see you sweat.
30:52She's stopping herself.
30:54Exactly.
30:54The calls are coming from inside the house.
30:56Vivian Pinay.
30:57Anita Bump was forgettable.
30:59Right, because if she was Anita Bump, she could be really hyper, like, you know, um, yeah.
31:02She could have gone for it, you know?
31:04When I see a plain Jane, kind of like her, because she is boring, I like to do them up.
31:08Turn her out.
31:08Turn her out.
31:09That's what I love to do.
31:11Detox.
31:12Kids would love watching Clucky the Cock.
31:14I see Faye Dunaway had a child with Angelica Houston, and then she lost all her fashion sense and started
31:20wearing clothes with holes in them.
31:22Yes.
31:22Sorry, Coco.
31:26Jinxy Monsoon.
31:27She got me in the mood.
31:29Like, I was singing with her.
31:30I was raising my hands.
31:30I was a little girl.
31:32She was the only reason that team stayed afloat.
31:34Coco Montrese.
31:36She had an issue with, you know, not getting the right part.
31:39But you have to take lemons and make lemonade.
31:42Blaming your shortcomings on somebody else.
31:45Please.
31:46And you know, Centino, playing the dummy can be a real scene-stealing role.
31:50Right, Michelle?
31:52I mean, you know, I love you, and I only say it because it's true.
31:56I was just telling everybody how much nicer you were than Tyra.
32:02Silence.
32:03I've made my decision.
32:05Bring back my girls.
32:14Welcome back, ladies.
32:16I've made some decisions.
32:18Roxy Andrews, your portrayal of Tasha Salad was, in a word, sensational.
32:26You are safe.
32:31Jinx Monsoon, you're safe.
32:35Monica Beverly Hills, your kidster character was not after-school special.
32:42I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
32:47Detox.
32:48You're clucky the cock.
32:50Blah, blah, blah, blah.
32:52The competition.
32:55Contragulations, you are the winner of this week's challenge.
32:59You've won a wig wardrobe from New Attitude Wigs.
33:04I won the challenge.
33:05Fantastic.
33:08Alaska.
33:10Your choice to perform as a boy was a real drag.
33:14You are safe.
33:20Coco.
33:22Your ventriloquist act could have been hilarious, but your performance was wooden.
33:29Vivian Panay.
33:30America's next drag superstar has to be more than just pretty.
33:35Much more.
33:40Vivian, you are safe, but consider this a warning.
33:48Coco Montrese, I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
33:54I cannot believe I'm up for elimination.
33:57Is this really happening?
33:58I'm not ready to go home.
34:01Two queens stand before me.
34:03Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
34:11The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
34:19Bitch, win or lose, let's go.
34:22Good luck.
34:24Don't fuck it up.
34:25Let's go, you say she.
34:26Let's go, you say she.
34:27And we don't care what you say.
34:29Let's go, you say she.
34:30Every time, turn, run, you say she.
34:31What is the ball, you know?
34:33Fuck y'all.
34:34Now I've got a connection.
34:36Ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:37When I was young, I wanted attention.
34:40Ha, ha, ha, ha.
34:41Mama ain't going that easy.
34:42I gotta pull it out and let Boone know why I should be here.
34:45So here it goes.
34:46When I grow up, I wanna do things.
34:48I wanna do a star.
34:49I wanna do a movie.
34:50We're all kind of like, oh my gosh.
34:54Coco's serving it up.
35:02Monica doesn't seem to have much energy.
35:04She just didn't seem to have that will to oblivion for her life.
35:07I see a sound of me.
35:08I'm a trendsetter.
35:10Yes, this is true.
35:11Cause without you, no one can do it better.
35:14You could talk about me.
35:16Cause I'm a hot topic.
35:17I see you watching me, watching me.
35:19And I know you want it.
35:39Ladies, I've made my decision.
35:43Coco Montrese.
35:46Chante, you stay.
35:50You may join the other girls.
35:57Monica, you came here with a secret.
36:01And the secret is, you are fierce and talented.
36:06Go share that with the world.
36:09Thank you for believing in me.
36:11Thank you for seeing something in me that I never saw.
36:16I love you.
36:17Thank you so much.
36:20We love you.
36:23Now, sashay away.
36:27I had a hard time opening up to the girls.
36:30I've always had that problem.
36:31It did hold me back in a competition.
36:33But I am fierce.
36:35And I need to just accept that.
36:37And be okay with that.
36:40Eleven queens.
36:41One crown.
36:43Now, remember.
36:44If you can't love yourself,
36:45how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
36:48Can I get an amen up in here?
36:50Alright, now let the music play.
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