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RUРАUL'S DRАG RАСЕ S05E05
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00:09After the double elimination, every girl knows Rue is not playing the radio.
00:15Girl!
00:17Crack.
00:17That's a sign of don't get too comfortable.
00:20That was the closest I ever want to get to the bottom.
00:22To be in the bottom three has lit a fire under my ass.
00:24Never again.
00:26I think everyone is just shocked that Roxy Andrews is in the bottom three, but I'm not shocked.
00:33She's part of Rolaska Talks, and they've convinced themselves that they're invincible.
00:38Well, you won.
00:39I wish she would have sent all y'all bitches home.
00:42I want you to go home too, bitch, so you don't throw me in the bottom again.
00:46Alyssa wants to act like she's so real, but I think it was a pretty bitchy-ass move to call
00:50me out on stage.
00:51The one that I would want to send home is not in this lineup.
00:54I don't see Jade at the same level.
00:57If she would have asked me who needed to go, I would have said that, because from the view that
01:00I was getting,
01:01it looked like a Sasha squeezed into a toothpaste.
01:03It was not pretty.
01:04You can't take it personal.
01:05You're a dirty bitch.
01:06It's not dirty.
01:07I kept it real to your face.
01:09If I want to be dirty, I would have rarely read you.
01:11Well, girl, if you read me, I would have read you right back.
01:13That's part of the game, baby.
01:14Welcome to drag.
01:16I knew coming into this competition that the claws would come out.
01:18I don't want to scratch anybody's eyes out.
01:20I just want to scratch my way to the top, because I've one-sicked it.
01:24Remember that?
01:29The winner of RuPaul's Drag Race receives a sickening supply of Color Evolution Cosmetics,
01:34a luxury trip courtesy of Al and Chuck Dot Travel,
01:36headline logos Drag Race Tour featuring Absolute Vodka, cocktails perfected,
01:41and a cash prize of $100,000.
01:43And tonight, extra special guest judges Julie Brown and Downtown Julie Brown.
01:57It's a new day in the workroom, but there's two less girls in the competition now.
02:01And the more that are gone, the better.
02:04Ooh, girl, you got she-mail.
02:08Ladies, stars aren't born.
02:10They're made.
02:12And then we destroy them.
02:14But eventually, those fallen stars get their own reality shows
02:17and become famous all over again.
02:19Ladies, get ready, because your 15 minutes starts now.
02:24Uh-oh.
02:26Hello, hello, hello, ladies.
02:28Well, well, well.
02:31For today's mini-challenge, we're ripping a page from Us Weekly
02:35to find out who wore it best.
02:37And we're going to do it Drag Race style.
02:39Now, you'll have just 30 minutes to turn these cuddlers into something red carpet worthy.
02:46I'll decide who wore it best.
02:49Ready, set, style.
02:51Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:54Oh, shoot!
02:58How am I supposed to wear something so goddamn ugly?
03:02It'll be like everything else you wear.
03:04How dare you?
03:08All right, ladies, time's up.
03:13To help me make this sartorial decision, I've invited an expert from Us Weekly magazine.
03:19Please welcome senior editor Ian Drew.
03:23Hi, everyone.
03:27Rue, is that a Klein Epstein and Parker suit that you're wearing?
03:30Why, yes, it is.
03:32What do you think?
03:33Well, I think in this case, Rue wore it best.
03:37All right.
03:38First up, wearing zebra, Coco Montreux.
03:42You want some cocoa in your cocoa?
03:44Next up, Ivy Winter.
03:48Girls Gone Wild Kingdom.
03:51Detox.
03:51She's pairing it with some day glow.
03:57All right, Ian.
03:58Yes.
03:59Who wore it best?
04:01I'd have to say Detox.
04:03Ah, Detox.
04:04Yay!
04:06Next up, wearing giraffe, Lanaysha Sparks.
04:10Ooh, look at that manicure.
04:12Robby Andrews.
04:14Jet Magazine, this way.
04:17Next up, Alaska.
04:20Dear Lord.
04:22African Vogue, this way.
04:24I think it's the best makeup she's worn all season.
04:28So, Ian, who wore it best?
04:31The name on everybody's lips has got to be Roxy.
04:34Roxy Andrews.
04:37First up, wearing pink.
04:39Melissa Edwards.
04:40Who are the jewels by?
04:42Sir Renton.
04:43Night at the Opera.
04:44J. Jolie of Vision in Pink.
04:48Thank you, J. Jolie.
04:51Jinx Monsoon.
04:53Oh, my.
04:54The missing Olsen twin.
04:56Uh-huh.
04:56She just woke up.
04:57This way, Jinx.
04:58I don't think Jinx did anything with the blanket.
05:00She just put the blanket on and gave it a character.
05:03What she does best.
05:06All right, Ian, so who wore it best?
05:08It is a stiff competition, I will say.
05:11But it has to be Alyssa Edwards.
05:13All right.
05:13Alyssa Edwards.
05:15Welcome drag-ulations to our best-dressed queens.
05:18You've each won an Us Weekly swag bag.
05:22Now, Ian.
05:23Yes.
05:23I'm about to give you a Drag Race exclusive.
05:27For this week's main challenge, we're going to play...
05:31Wait for it.
05:32Wait for it.
05:35Snatch Game.
05:40This is what I came here to do.
05:43Time to break out your best celebrity impersonations.
05:46Be fabulous, be a star, and most importantly, be funny.
05:51Gentlemen, start your engines, and may the best woman win.
05:58So what's everybody doing?
05:59What you doing?
06:01Kate, Carrie.
06:02You doing Katie?
06:03I'm doing Kasia.
06:05Who are you doing, Alaska?
06:07Lady Bunny.
06:09Oh.
06:10It's risky.
06:11And she just did Lady Bunny in the last challenge.
06:14That's very risky.
06:16Who are you doing, Roxy?
06:17Tamar Braxton, honey.
06:19Who?
06:20Tamar Braxton, Toni Braxton's sister.
06:23If you don't know her, you're going to know her.
06:25Okay.
06:25Oh, is she coming to life today?
06:26She coming to life tonight.
06:28Oh, is she coming to life tonight?
06:29This is something you should be strong at, right?
06:31I'm hoping.
06:32What are you going to do?
06:33I'm going to do Little Edie from Grey Gardens.
06:35What?
06:36Little Edie from Grey Gardens.
06:38Grey Gardens?
06:39Mm-hmm.
06:39Who is that?
06:40Who is it?
06:41So Jackie O has this cousin and this aunt who went bankrupt and became shut-ins living in
06:46a big dilapidated mansion.
06:48Little Edie had alopecia and lost all her hair out of the stress.
06:51And then she became a big fashion icon years after she died.
06:55Do you think a lot of people are going to recognize that character?
06:58Little Edie is a risky character.
07:00Not everyone's going to know who she is, but I think people should know who she is.
07:04Here's your pate, mother darling.
07:06At least I think it's pate.
07:07The label is faded.
07:09I don't know that shit.
07:10I don't know if you're going to call it.
07:12I really don't know.
07:13When you're dealing with people judging what you do, you just have to let it roll off like
07:18water off a duck's back.
07:19All right.
07:21Coming up.
07:22Who are you doing?
07:24Michelle Obama.
07:26Michelle Obama.
07:27Okay.
07:29This about to get real ugly.
07:30God, look how orange you fucking look.
07:32I'm not talking, bitch.
07:40I'm not talking, bitch.
08:03Hello.
08:04Hi.
08:06Ivy Winters.
08:08Who are you doing?
08:10Miss Monroe.
08:11Marilyn Monroe.
08:12Yes.
08:12How are you going to make Marilyn Monroe funny?
08:15That's a good question.
08:18I think it's just relating a lot to her movies.
08:20Yeah.
08:21What about the funny part?
08:24I just have to be big and blonde.
08:27Well, the tricky thing with Marilyn, too, is that she was the smart, dumb blonde.
08:30So that sort of nuance is not easy to do.
08:34Get it going.
08:35I will.
08:35And make me laugh.
08:36I will.
08:39Alaska.
08:40Hi.
08:4149th state.
08:42The biggest state.
08:43Oh, that's right.
08:44It's like its own country.
08:45I'm my own continent.
08:46Oh, dite.
08:47I'm incontinent.
08:50So, who are you doing?
08:52I'm doing Lady Bunny.
08:53Like, squeeze me?
08:55Bunny is hilarious.
08:56I think she's actually the funniest person I've ever met.
08:59It's a tricky one.
09:01I want you to be funnier than money.
09:03Okay.
09:04Okay?
09:05All right.
09:06I'm scared shitless.
09:08Now, how the fuck am I supposed to measure up to that?
09:11Hey, Coco.
09:12Hi, Rue.
09:13Now, okay, I'm getting psychic feelings.
09:17Let me guess.
09:18Margaret Thatcher?
09:19No, Rue.
09:20Janet Jackson.
09:20I love me some Janet.
09:22Now, what made you decide to do Janet?
09:23I do Janet six nights a week in Vegas.
09:25Really?
09:26Six nights a week?
09:27Yes.
09:27I really actually study everything about her on stage and off stage.
09:31So, if I don't know this character, then I shouldn't be doing drag.
09:34You've got to bring the funny.
09:35Okay.
09:36All right.
09:37Hi, Detox.
09:38Hi, Rue.
09:39I don't know who that could be.
09:41Let's see.
09:41Rachel Zoe after a fire?
09:43No.
09:44I'm going to do my friend Kesha.
09:45You're friends with Kesha?
09:46I've worked with her a few times, and I've done a bunch of her music videos.
09:49And, yeah, she's a lot of fun.
09:50Since you actually know Kesha, how are you going to not sort of hold back?
09:54I don't want to, like, slander her too much.
09:56Well, that could be a problem.
09:58You've got to be willing to make a fool out of the person you're doing.
10:01When the camera lands on you, you have 30 seconds from the waist up to make it happen.
10:06Get back to work.
10:07All right.
10:09Hi, Jinxy.
10:10Hi.
10:11You caught me with one eyebrow on.
10:13You are a quirky character.
10:15I am just dying to find out.
10:18Who are you playing?
10:20Her name is Little Edie Bouvier-Beal.
10:22Jackie Kennedy's cousin.
10:24Yes.
10:24I love her.
10:25But are you a little worried that the audience at home won't know who she is?
10:29It's a concern I had.
10:30But I kept tossing around, you know, pop icons I could do.
10:34And just none of them speak to me the same way.
10:36I landed on Little Edie because I really relate to her.
10:39And since I started in this competition, I feel even more connected with her right now.
10:44She's a little misunderstood.
10:46Yes.
10:46Well, just make sure you make Little Edie pop for the unwashed masses.
10:50All right.
10:51Well, listen, you've got a lot of work to do.
10:52I'm going to let you get to it.
10:54All right.
10:56Lanesha Sparks.
10:57Hello, Rupaul.
10:58Who are you doing?
10:59I'm going to do Michelle Obama.
11:02Michelle Obama?
11:03Yes.
11:04That's an interesting choice.
11:05What made you decide to do Michelle Obama?
11:07Because I think I can look like her.
11:10It's more than just looking like the person.
11:12They have to be funny.
11:14Can I hear a little bit of your Michelle Obama?
11:16What did you serve Obama for breakfast this morning?
11:20French fries.
11:23French fries.
11:25Yeah.
11:27Michelle Obama, how are your daughters?
11:31Oh.
11:32Who are your other choices?
11:34Really, I was thinking in Cerea Cruz.
11:36It's a good choice.
11:37But right now, I get this choice.
11:41I think it's better.
11:42Cerea Cruz, she is the queen of the salsa.
11:45But I really know that I can look like Michelle Obama,
11:48so I don't go on a change.
11:50It's a tough sale for Michelle Obama.
11:52Just be funny.
11:53Be funny.
11:55I'm Michelle Obama, and I approve this message.
11:59Ladies, gather around.
12:01Now, I'll see you on the set
12:03with our extra special guest judges,
12:06MTV royalty, Julie Brown,
12:08and downtown Julie Brown.
12:12Don't fuck it up.
12:14Come on!
12:14All right.
12:16Julie Brown!
12:21Girl, which would you think I should do, Katie or her?
12:24Miss Kim, this is not Kim.
12:25This is too platinum.
12:26I'm not 100% sold on Katy Perry.
12:29I'm really thinking I should probably switch to Kim
12:32from The Real Housewives of Atlanta.
12:35Celebrity impersonation is not part of my gig,
12:38and that makes me second-guess myself
12:41and what is the right character for me.
12:45I have my makeup like Michelle Obama.
12:48I have my wig,
12:49but I have in my mind the voice of RuPaul.
12:53Do you think this or Celia?
12:57Do you know enough about Michelle Obama to make it funny?
12:59No.
13:00Do you know enough about Celia Cruz?
13:02Mm-mm.
13:05My other option is Celia Cruz,
13:07but I don't have the clothes.
13:08I don't have the right wigs.
13:10So, I don't know.
13:12I'm worried about Lanaysha
13:13because I don't think she knows what she's doing at this point.
13:15She needs to get it together.
13:18Coming up,
13:19welcome to the new Snatch Game.
13:21Get to life!
13:22I don't have a single idea who any of these people are.
13:33Welcome to the new Snatch Game.
13:36Today, it's a battle of the Browns.
13:39She put the wubba in wubba, wubba, wubba.
13:42Downtown Julie Brown.
13:44And she's like totally the original Valley Girl,
13:48Julie Brown.
13:49May I call you Uptown Julie Brown?
13:52I prefer just say Julie.
13:55Now, let's meet our celebrity panel.
13:58Direct from Grey Gardens,
14:00it's little Edie Beal.
14:02Oh, hi, RuPaul.
14:03How is Big Edie doing?
14:05She's always begging for the pate,
14:06but the label is faded.
14:08I can never tell if it's pate
14:09or if it's giblets for the cat.
14:12Next, don't break up with her
14:13because she'll write a song about it.
14:15It's Taylor Swift.
14:16I can't believe I'm here.
14:17This is so exciting.
14:19Next, my old, old, old, old friend,
14:24Lady Bunny.
14:24You know, the last time I had a battle of the Browns
14:27was about ten minutes ago in my dressing room.
14:31Hey, Kesha.
14:33I just woke up here.
14:34You're at the Snatch Game, honey.
14:36What's that?
14:38Now it's the president of the Rhythm Nation,
14:41Janet Jackson.
14:42Hi, Ru.
14:43How are you?
14:43What have you done for me lately?
14:45I haven't put out a hit in a while.
14:47Next, she's my teenage dream.
14:50Hey, Katy Perry.
14:51Is that your fragrance?
14:53It is.
14:54Would you like to try some?
14:55No.
14:56Okay.
14:57Goodbye, Norma Jean.
14:59Hello, Marilyn Monroe.
15:01Hello, Ru.
15:02Now, is it true that gentlemen prefer blondes?
15:04Oh, they do.
15:05You know it.
15:06Fabulous.
15:07Next up, it's the queen of salsa,
15:10Celia Cruz.
15:12Hola.
15:14I'm very fine here.
15:15My English is not very good looking.
15:19Last but not least,
15:20it's Braxton family bad girl,
15:23Tamar Braxton.
15:24Get your life.
15:25What's Tony really like?
15:27Girl, who cares?
15:28This is my first gig without Tony,
15:29and I am so excited.
15:31Boom.
15:33Okay, here's how the game works.
15:35I ask the question.
15:37Our celebrity panel fills in the blanks,
15:39and you give an answer that you think will match.
15:43First question's for Julie Brown.
15:45Lady Bunny is so over politics.
15:48When she steps into the voting booth,
15:50she just blanks.
15:52Pleasures herself with the voting wand.
15:54Let's hear what our celebrities have to say.
15:57Little Edie.
15:58Well, I don't know her personally,
16:00but she looks older than Mother Darling,
16:02so I said when she steps into the voting booth,
16:04she just seizures.
16:06Spelling?
16:06Seize?
16:08Not a match.
16:09Moving on to Celia Cruz,
16:12the queen of salsa.
16:13Lady Bunny is so over politics.
16:15When she steps into the voting booth,
16:17she just flip her hair back and forth.
16:22I think it's whip your hair back and forth.
16:25Uh-huh.
16:25Si.
16:26Uh-huh.
16:27Si.
16:27Si.
16:27No el macho.
16:29No macho.
16:29No.
16:30All right,
16:31we're going to the original material girl,
16:34Marilyn Monroe.
16:35She passes out.
16:36I think if it was me,
16:38it'd be the hard decision-making.
16:40I get a little bit lightheaded sometimes.
16:42Now, you're into politics, aren't you?
16:46Presidents and...
16:47Ivy totally didn't get the joke.
16:49It was an awkward moment.
16:50Quite the scandal, actually.
16:52Yeah.
16:53With my cousin-in-law, really.
16:55He was in all the magazines at the time.
16:59All right, next question is for downtown, Julie Brown.
17:03Yes.
17:03Head of the hoarder is such a mess.
17:06When she opens her blank,
17:07her personal massager falls out.
17:10When she opens her box.
17:12Let's see if we get a match from Taylor Swift.
17:14When she opens her blank,
17:16her personal massager falls out.
17:19Falls out of her Taylor Swift lunchbox.
17:20Oh, that's a match.
17:22She's got box.
17:23All right, let's move on to Katy Perry.
17:25Hi, Rune.
17:26Did you really kiss a girl?
17:28Have you ever kissed a girl?
17:30Ah, Rune, never.
17:32But, uh, yeah.
17:35Have you ever fucked a black guy?
17:38Okay, okay.
17:39Head of the hoarder is such a mess.
17:40When she opens her blank,
17:42her personal massager falls out.
17:44Her clutch.
17:46Sorry, not a match.
17:47I think that immunity for Alyssa
17:49is going to come in real handy this week.
17:52Lady Bunny.
17:53Same question.
17:53When she opens her blank,
17:55her personal massager falls out.
17:57Well, Julie, I just wrote anus.
18:03Same neighborhood, not a match.
18:05Next question is for Julie Brown.
18:08Lady Gaga has finally gone too far.
18:12She wore a dress made of blank.
18:15Madonna's leftovers.
18:16Madonna's leftovers.
18:18Let's go to the stars.
18:19Cash up.
18:20She wore a dress made of blank.
18:22I said her stupid monsters
18:23because my animals are fucking badass.
18:25Oh, right.
18:26That's what you pop stars call your fans.
18:29Yeah.
18:29Let's move on to the queen of salsa.
18:32Celia Cruz.
18:33Hey.
18:34She wore a dress made of blank.
18:36A can of tomato salsa.
18:39Like a big can?
18:45Flat.
18:47All right.
18:50Tamar.
18:51Lady Gaga has finally gone too far.
18:52Last week, she wore a dress made of blank.
18:55Boom.
18:56Who cares?
18:57I'm so sick and tired of hearing about that bitch.
19:01Tamar's world.
19:02That's right.
19:02Moving on.
19:03This one's for downtown Julie Brown.
19:05Paula Deen is out of control.
19:07This morning, she put a stick of butter on her blank.
19:11On her toothbrush.
19:12On her toothbrush.
19:14Miss Janet Jackson.
19:16I think she put it in her panty liner.
19:18Panty liner.
19:19I did too.
19:19You want to see what happened?
19:20Yes.
19:21Oh, my goodness.
19:23Oh, my goodness.
19:26Oh, my goodness.
19:26I'm so impressive.
19:27That's impressive.
19:28Coco's voice as Janet was so perfect, but she wasn't able to make it funny.
19:32Ru, may I ask you why you couldn't have gotten any real celebrities for this game?
19:38Well, I don't have a single idea who any of these people are.
19:41You could have gotten Leslie Carew or Audrey Hepburn or any one of them.
19:45Instead, you got ketchup.
19:47Ketchup.
19:47And that must be Janice Jixon.
19:50Can I ask you a question, Ru?
19:51Yes, you can ask me a question.
19:52What's a little Edie?
19:54Little Edie is a star of a movie, Grey Gardens.
19:58Okay, well, she's not that little.
20:01Who the hell is Little Edie?
20:03I don't even know what that is.
20:06Okay, moving on.
20:08Tamar Braxton.
20:09Get your life.
20:10Now, Paula Deen is out of control.
20:12This morning, she put a stick of butter on her bum.
20:15Louboutins, because her fat-ass feet don't fit enough.
20:20I really have to pee.
20:22Can I pee?
20:23Just in just one second, we're almost done.
20:26I'm going to go ahead and pee over here, my Tamar.
20:27I'm just going to go pee in the corner.
20:32Ketchup.
20:34Do you have toilet paper?
20:35Yeah, I'll get somebody to clean that up.
20:38Thanks, Ru.
20:39Detox bathroom break.
20:42All right, I'm afraid we've run out of time.
20:45And the winner is...
20:48Who cares?
20:51Thanks for joining us, everyone.
20:53Until next time, Ru Paul out.
20:55Say goodnight, stars.
20:56Night, stars.
20:59Coming up.
20:59I don't understand where you're really trying to let come from me.
21:01Girl, you came from me.
21:03It just came off as an annoying skank.
21:14Bro.
21:15Laska.
21:16It's elimination day, and with a challenge like the Snatch Game, it's definitely a lot
21:21more intense.
21:22Alyssa, are you glad you had immunity?
21:27I don't do characters.
21:28I mean, this was going to be the hardest challenge for me, period.
21:30At this point, we know Snatch Game is going to happen.
21:33Right.
21:33You should already have a plan from the moment you audition.
21:37America's next-track superstar is not going to travel the country being a comedian.
21:41She needs to be sickening.
21:43Do the math.
21:45Jinx, on the runway, I think you should have prepared more than one look.
21:49Honey, all your outfits haven't been that clean either.
21:51What, you wore that gold the other day?
21:53Some people shouldn't come down and wear a two-piece because the view that I had in the
21:56safe zone was not too cute.
21:57I don't understand where you're trying to, like, come for me.
21:59I mean, girl, you came for me.
22:00Right out there, threw me under the fucking bus.
22:02You're still mad about that, girl.
22:04I mean, are you intrigued or something?
22:05No, honey.
22:06Obsessed much?
22:06That's one thing I'm not as intrigued.
22:09Jade, I can speak up for myself.
22:11Alyssa, every week I've done a different look.
22:13Like, one time I was space age, the next time I was Marie Antoinette.
22:16No, no, no.
22:16Some people are coming down the runway in complete bullshit.
22:19Had I pulled out on the runway, they would have ripped me to shred.
22:23And y'all know it.
22:26Jinx, she's all comedy and no glamour.
22:30I don't think from day one she's put anything on the runway worth looking at.
22:34I have dealt with this my entire drag career, you know?
22:38It's getting frustrating to have to defend a style of drag that's completely valid.
22:42When I first got to Seattle, because I'm kind of quirky, not a lot of queens took me very seriously.
22:49Girl, what if I just went out there and not even brushed its hair?
22:51I'm going to say, well, I was trying to make it funny.
22:53Everything got to be funny, right?
22:54Every time I step into something new, I have to fight this fight again.
22:59I don't want to have to keep explaining myself.
23:08Miss Coco, you're going to have to do a little bit more pink in the eye.
23:10Well, you're concerned about what's going on over here when you need to be worried about what's going on over
23:13there.
23:13With that same makeup you've been running on the runway every single time.
23:16Girl, look how orange you fucking look, girl.
23:18You're used to being my runner-up and being behind me.
23:21Don't switch the game up now, mama.
23:22Okay, now, Miss Alyssa, now you pushed it.
23:26Miss Coco, you're taking it personal.
23:27I'm joking.
23:28Oh, now, I'm not joking, bitch.
23:30You're going to call me a runner-up.
23:32You ain't never won nothing.
23:34By default, mama.
23:35You took that picture by default.
23:37No, I took that picture because you couldn't do the job, bitch.
23:41I got that moment, though.
23:43She got the crown put on her head.
23:45She got to feel the emotion of that moment.
23:48She took that away from me.
23:49I'd be damned if I let her take that away from me here.
23:51Not without a fight.
23:53This is about to get real ugly.
23:55You know what's ugly?
23:56Poverty.
23:58The jade.
23:59The jade of it all.
24:09Cover girl, put the bass in your wall.
24:12Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
24:17And what?
24:19Welcome to the main stage of RuPaul's Drag Race.
24:22Michelle Visage, are you ready to play?
24:24Always.
24:26Santino's in the house.
24:27You are looking snatch-tacular tonight, Ru.
24:31Downtown Julie Brown.
24:33Do you feel lucky?
24:34Very lucky.
24:35And the hilarious Julie Brown.
24:37Did you have fun yesterday?
24:38I had such a great time.
24:40Tonight, the queens are serving their own girlish glamour on the runway.
24:45Category is...
24:46Deadliest Snatch.
24:48Gentlemen, start your engines.
24:50And may the best woman win.
24:53Commence.
24:54Shake.
24:55Down.
24:55First up, Ivy Winters.
24:58Goldfish.
24:59It's Lil' Shimo.
25:00I was threatened on the runway, and I could do my little fin flopping.
25:03I felt very fishy.
25:04Now that's a catch.
25:06But still very coy.
25:07Ah-ha!
25:10Detox.
25:11Ooh, she's a power-proof girl.
25:13Or a cupcake.
25:13I'm serving killer jolly fish realness, and I'm living for it.
25:17You know, you could shoplift in that.
25:19She could steal a ham.
25:21Jade Jolie.
25:22Chain, chain, chain.
25:24I'm serving up some bondage bombshell fish fierceness, and I am loving it.
25:29She spent a lot at Home Depot for that one.
25:32Yes.
25:32Ha-ha-ha!
25:34Roxy Andrews.
25:35I took a blazer and no trousers.
25:38Liza!
25:39Miss Thing, I am walking down this runway like I am $10 million.
25:43Pose, pose, pose.
25:45Roxy, your pussy's on fire.
25:47Ha-ha-ha!
25:48Ha-ha-ha!
25:52Ha-ha-ha!
25:53Serving up Seattle boho chic with a flair of day out at the beach.
25:58Ha-ha-ha!
25:58She's like a flying fish.
26:00Brackish, actually.
26:01Now there are 102 ways to wear a scarf.
26:04Ha-ha-ha-ha!
26:06Ooh, Coco, girl!
26:08All right, little Coco Monag.
26:09I am turning it out!
26:12This is my runway.
26:14Thank you, Roe, for letting me borrow it.
26:15Those boots are made for stomping.
26:18Or wading through a river.
26:19Yeah.
26:20Ha-ha-ha!
26:20Ha-ha-ha-ha!
26:21Ha-ha-ha-ha!
26:21Alyssa Edwards.
26:23The Little Mermaid's all grown up.
26:25Ha-ha-ha!
26:25I am the definition of fishy glamour.
26:28Always and forever, Alyssa Edwards.
26:30Mmm!
26:31What's her net worth?
26:33Ha-ha-ha!
26:33She has a date with Moby Dick.
26:35Lucky.
26:37Lanaysha Sparks.
26:38That is Sheila E. Realness.
26:39If a girl answers, don't hang up.
26:42I am serving body, body, body.
26:45And just a little bit of bitch.
26:47You know, she's got a leg up on the competition.
26:49She does!
26:50Ha-ha-ha!
26:50The 49th state, Alaska.
26:54Something smells fishy.
26:56I'm holding a brook trout my grandfather caught in Lake Erie.
27:00Grandpa would be so proud and completely horrified.
27:03Would you like a mint?
27:04Ha-ha-ha!
27:05That outfit would go great with some tartar sauce.
27:08Mmm!
27:08Ha-ha-ha!
27:09Coming up.
27:10It's rather pedestrian.
27:12I do think we have a slightly different aesthetic.
27:15Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:17Ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:18Ha-ha-ha-ha!
27:20Ha-ha-ha!
27:20Ha-ha-ha!
27:21Welcome, ladies.
27:23Based on your performances in the Snatch Game and your presentation on the main stage,
27:28I've made some decisions.
27:29J.
27:30Jolie.
27:31Jolie.
27:32Coco Montrese.
27:34Alyssa Edwards.
27:37Alyssa, this week you let down Katy Perry.
27:42I want you to tweet an apology to her tonight.
27:47Hashtag Rupology.
27:49Yes, ma'am.
27:50But last week you won immunity from elimination.
27:54The three of you are safe.
28:00Katy Perry's fans are going to slay me.
28:02It was an embarrassment to my career.
28:07Ladies, survey says you represent the best and the worst of the week.
28:17It's time for the judges' critiques.
28:19First up, detox.
28:21The problem is Kesha's not really that much fun.
28:24It has to be somebody who's kind of fun.
28:26I just don't want to hang with Kesha.
28:27Tonight on the runway, your side silhouette is huge.
28:31Like a ball with legs.
28:33The first thing I thought of when I heard fishy fierceness was a jellyfish.
28:37Really?
28:37That's the first thing you thought of?
28:38You're fiercer than that.
28:41Next up, Roxy Andrews.
28:43I thought you did a wonderful job with your portrayal of Tamar.
28:46I had a lot of fun and giggles with you.
28:49Tonight, your boobs look amazing.
28:51I love a bedazzled muffin.
28:53The hair is interesting, but I wish it was a little more coiffed.
28:57Next up, the 49th state, Alaska.
29:00Hi.
29:00Hi.
29:01Hi.
29:02Your Lady Bunny, for me, was absolutely hilarious.
29:05You have incredible timing.
29:07Absolutely fantastic.
29:08The one thing that was kind of missing from Bunny was her voice.
29:11It sounded more like Roz, you know, than it did Bunny's up here.
29:16Next up, Ivy Winters.
29:20Your dress tonight, I loved.
29:21I mean, I loved the fun and camp value that we got with Nemo eating you.
29:25But with Marilyn Monroe, you lost an icon.
29:29What is the first thing you think about?
29:31You think about that.
29:33You know.
29:35I think doing Marilyn Monroe is next to impossible.
29:38Everybody's done it.
29:39You have to find something that we haven't seen done to death, in a way.
29:44Next up, Lanaysha Sparks.
29:47You look absolutely stunning tonight.
29:49Love the hand, the choker, and the glam rock with the chains going down.
29:53Celia Cruz was really generic.
29:57It's very hard to make comedy in other languages.
30:00It's more comfortable for me to make somebody Latino.
30:03I think you have the skills, but you just didn't pull it out of that character.
30:07All right, next up, Jinx Monsoon, Michelle Visage.
30:10What are our backs back?
30:11Jinxie, I am starting to give up here.
30:15It's rather pedestrian.
30:16I'm not getting glamour.
30:18To me, this looks glamorous.
30:19I have big blonde hair.
30:21To me, it's not big blonde hair.
30:22I do think we have a slightly different aesthetic.
30:26We do?
30:28You ruled the snatch game.
30:30I thought it was absolutely brilliant, and I think anybody who ever does the snatch game
30:34should watch what you did.
30:36Thank you, Jinx.
30:37Well, ladies, I think we've heard enough.
30:40While you untuck in the interior illusions lounge, the judges and I will deliberate.
30:45All right, kids, just between us royals, what do you think?
30:50Let's start with Detox.
30:51She looks like a blob, and I was not happy tonight.
30:55I disagree.
30:55I thought it was quite a nice jellyfish.
30:58To me, it looked like two giant shower caps.
31:00Not hot in any way.
31:01Did she make you laugh, Detox?
31:03It just came off as an annoying skank.
31:05Roxy Andrews.
31:07Roxy nailed that modern take on Liza with a Z as Tame on.
31:11Roxy rocked it.
31:13Okay.
31:15Let's go way up north to Alaska.
31:17Santino, I thought that Alaska's jokes were crude, rude, offensive.
31:22She nailed Bunny completely.
31:24Right on the head.
31:25Yes, the voice was not there, but she was consistent with her own made-up voice for Bunny.
31:31I actually liked her little fish wiggle on the runway, and she's got the tiniest butt I've ever seen.
31:38Ivy Winters.
31:40With someone like Marilyn Monroe, you really have to have the voice down.
31:43I just don't know why you'd pick Marilyn.
31:44It seems crazy to me that you'd pick it if you can't do the voice or the character.
31:49Lanaysha Sparks.
31:50She's a sex shooter.
31:51She's getting phone calls from Prince right now to get in his new girl group.
31:55We're getting his outfit back.
31:56Yeah.
31:56But her snatch game was lost in translation.
31:59It actually reminded me of my grandma at Christmas with too much eggnog with a karaoke mic.
32:04Jinx Monsoon.
32:05She was like the Meryl Streep of drag queen.
32:07Because that bitch turned it out.
32:10Completely committed.
32:11Should be committed.
32:12I was just wondering if we'll ever be able to get to see that ultra-glamazon thing from Jinx once.
32:20Not that this is ugly.
32:21She's adorable.
32:22Who Jinx reminds me of is Pandora Box.
32:25Yeah.
32:25I actually like that dress.
32:27It was just the way it was styled, the way she paired the things.
32:29And these are things you can learn.
32:31She thought that was big hair.
32:33Silence.
32:35I've made my decision.
32:36Bring back my girls.
32:47Welcome back, ladies.
32:49I've made some decisions.
32:52Roxy Andrews.
32:54You're safe.
32:58Jinx Monsoon.
32:59You gave us 50 shades of gray gardens.
33:04Condragulations.
33:05You are the winner.
33:06This week's challenge.
33:08You've won a custom jewel package from Fierce Drag Jewels.
33:13I won snatch game.
33:15A life dream is coming true today.
33:18Alaska.
33:19You're safe.
33:24Lanasia Sparks.
33:25As the queen of salsa, you lacked spice.
33:30I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
33:35To be in the bottom two is very hard for myself.
33:38I don't want to go home.
33:41Ivy Winters.
33:42Your Marilyn Monroe was one bland bombshell.
33:48Detox.
33:49Detox.
33:50Your Kesha was, in a word, blah, blah, blah.
33:57Detox.
33:59I'm sorry, my dear, but you are up for elimination.
34:04Ivy Winters, you are safe.
34:08You may join the other girls.
34:11Two queens stand before me.
34:14Ladies, this is your last chance to impress me and save yourself from elimination.
34:22The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
34:30I'm really well known for my unique style of lip sync.
34:33I'm ready to send Lanasia packing.
34:35Good luck and don't fuck it up.
35:01I feel sexy, I feel powerful, I feel strong.
35:04I want to win this episode.
35:05I don't go in and give it up.
35:06I'm in heaven, seems like heaven.
35:10So much in heaven.
35:18One night with you, lying here next to me, it's a wrap.
35:26I think Lanasia's heart is really coming out and Detox is selling it.
35:31It's going to be a close call.
35:32So much in heaven.
36:01Ladies, I've made my decision.
36:05Detox.
36:07Shantae, you stay.
36:11You may join the other girls.
36:19Lanasia, your beauty transcends language.
36:22And there's no barrier to how far you will soar.
36:26Now, sashay away.
36:36This is the end for me in this competition.
36:38But I feel very proud to be one of the family of Drag Race.
36:43Here, Linasia Sparks, her servidora.
36:46A kiss.
36:50And remember, if you can't love yourself, how in the hell are you going to love somebody else?
36:55Can I get an amen up in here?
36:57All right, let the music play.
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