00:00shmeethan says i can't stop watching the video of reuben bain snatching his hat yeah it didn't
00:04stop at the mirror all business just goes right there everything he does is awesome
00:08you know let's be what about the family being so so serious yeah they're all business were
00:14they all wearing the same suit i think so i was like there was not one smile up there i
00:21was scared
00:22i was like man they all have the same setup yeah well they all probably thought we're gonna have
00:26the greatest season ticket package of all time and now i guess we gotta drive up a little
00:31i mean get used to the drive up to uh up to tampa i mean some i mean think about
00:38think about this
00:39hours makes no sense there's still guys waiting and hoping that they get drafted sure your top 15 pick
00:48right like you should be you know i don't i'm not necessarily saying you shouldn't be happy that
00:55you thought you would go higher but that's merely the starting point top 15 is pretty good dude
01:01right that's what i'm saying that's the starting point because guess what you could be a top five
01:07pick if you ain't no good you don't get to that second contract who cares but if you're a 15
01:14if
01:14you're a 15th pick and you get to that second deal it don't matter where the start place was you
01:20get
01:20ready to get paid and as simple as that the uh dolphins drafted caden proctor and chris johnson
01:28yesterday uh this is from barry jackson he tweets out per pro football focus among every fbs corner
01:36last season been on 20 targets new dolphins cornerback chris johnson had the best passer rating
01:41against in the coverage area 16.1 only 18 of 43 bats against them were caught didn't allow a touchdown
01:48picked off four including two pick sixes all right
01:57and he says from uh them on proctor among the 631 fbs tackles pro football focus that he was the
02:0513th
02:05best run blocker gave up two sacks on 21 pressures but played a lot of uh pass blocking snaps 611
02:13no fbs
02:14tackle who passed block that often allowed fewer pressures he's a giant yeah so there's some good
02:21there there's a lot of good there the only bad listen my biggest red flag is he's not reuben bain
02:27the other stuff i don't think he's gonna be fine right everything else i'm like all right i mean i
02:31appreciate your honesty like i don't care about the fat stuff people are like oh he's a fat fat fatty
02:36i'm
02:37like whatever have you ever met offensive lineman yeah like they're not none of them are or like
02:43ripped he's uh first of all he's gonna melt out here like how are you gonna be able to like
02:49keep
02:49on the pounds in this in this damn heat um you'd be amazed you'd be amazed at how guys can
02:57keep that
02:57weight on he uh he should check out dandy donut or mojo i got the fancy donuts down here although
03:04his name is crispy cream he can't go to mojo well his agent should be on that mojo mojo mojo
03:14it's
03:15mojo a mojo donut would be terrible yeah i wouldn't i mean they already put bacon on donuts which is
03:25i've never done that i've never tried it i've been intrigued i've been intrigued i'm not gonna lie
03:30i've had bacon chocolate really good you mean chocolate covered bacon no it's a chocolate bar
03:40and there's bacon bits inside oh that sounds disgusting no it's good does he have to get
03:46food for all of the linemen like you had to get all the food for everybody like so does he
03:50have
03:51biggest i don't know i don't know how they still do it but but again um i would tell all
03:58rookies
04:00the easier it is for you to go through the the process of being a rookie the quicker you get
04:06through it the more you fight it the longer it lasts what's the most ridiculous amount of food
04:11you've seen linemen eat so we used to go
04:19to um on our on our road trips when i was in minnesota
04:24and we would play cards in one of the rooms and we order room service and one offensive lineman
04:33ordered a t-bone steak um a potato some uh and a dessert
04:49and a whole pizza and the pizza came in and i saw it with his other stuff came in so
04:56i took a piece of
04:57pizza he goes now you idiot i gotta buy another one what he folds it he would fold it and
05:05eat it like
05:06that the whole pizza a lot that was when we landed
05:13and then we had like nighttime snack which was hamburgers and wings and stuff like that
05:19a whole snack that's a meal no no a whole pizza he folded up and got mad because i took
05:26a piece
05:27and he said all of the stuff was gonna leak through the hole i left that sounds familiar well
05:32that's just science i know but but damn a whole pizza was it large yeah
05:40he was large i never seen a big man i never seen office linemen eating finger food he went like
05:46he like bookended it like he just made like a quesadilla open up the box folded it and was eating
05:55a little piece of steak pizza so did he with the steak yeah he was just going at it hold
06:02on
06:03one fist steak the other the fold-up pizza he cut first of all well here's what he did he
06:08cut the
06:09steak to make sure it was um medium of course and since he had that piece on the on the
06:16on the fork
06:16he ate then he turned his attention to pizza he grabbed the pizza opened the box the second pizza
06:26because the first pizza had a tooth missing um folded it
06:34and then started eating it and we were all sitting there going
06:40wow meanwhile i ordered six chicken wings
06:47i said that's a snack six chicken wings until we eat later
06:54you do it your way i'll do it my way okay 400 is round around the corner
07:01like was he perpetually off the weigh-ins no see um in minnesota
07:08we didn't have required weigh-ins but they weighed you in every week
07:12in cleveland with belichick we had a weight see this is the thing when i see think of somebody
07:18who enjoys food that much and you say the baked potato did he eat the baked potato like one eats
07:23an
07:23apple or does he just go does he go for does he use utensils
07:28he prepared that thing like a chef smash the inside scoop of butter
07:34sour cream cheese and pepper like chives you know it came in the little cups
07:40he said i got to eat the potato with the steak i said but what about that big ass pizza
07:47you holding
07:48in your hand in your hand he said oh that's my appetizer i'm like but it's bigger than your meal
07:54but that's all mixed in that's dude i'm telling you you haven't lived until you've seen
08:02a uh offensive lineman fold a pizza in half and want to fight yeah i mean he literally had to
08:09order
08:09here's the crazy thing of all the people in the room all of us could not finish the pizza that
08:17he
08:18abandoned i'm picturing a giant pizza i'm picturing like he you know a full-size thing and he's just
08:23like he's got it almost like a pizza like toast that's crazy like slice by slice with the two on
08:31he's
08:31just going like a half moon it looks like he folded it just folded that's insane right and then um
08:39i said well how how does it taste and one of the other people said he ain't taste that he
08:48just eating
08:50so yeah we've seen i've seen i've seen offensive lineman in the same room before a game order
08:59two fillets baked potato like yeah it's crazy but he was the only one who had the side pizza
09:06side yeah side pizza because he said he didn't get two steaks right like did like and and and like
09:16yeah and then if we go to like some places we go there's like famous restaurants
09:23right and they were run over get it to go and come back and and i'm telling you
09:30it looked like a homeless person pushing the public's shopping cart when they came into the room
09:35like they had just went uh shopping it was crazy i'm like hey uh uh my uh i remember one
09:45time they
09:46went to this restaurant and they said hey you want anything i said um yeah just give me like
09:53six wings you know because we're eating later right so they go they come back they got like
10:01four bags they start passing stuff around they give me my little container and there's two bones
10:10he said yeah i ate two of your wings on the way over i'm like are you kidding me
10:16wow doesn't that sound familiar too though if he's a perpetual snacker
10:22but i i had guys that had look hey you haven't lived until you sitting around playing cards and the
10:31room service bills 600 he did the meemaw before me ma oh it was crazy i mean they say oh
10:39he's running
10:41back he need to maintain his weight anyway i'll eat a couple of these he said man them wings are
10:45tasty
10:45looking out what are we doing what are we doing so yeah it's it's it's crazy it's crazy um i've
10:55seen
10:55some guys um my boy keith bias we go out to eat the second we sit down to the second
11:03we leave
11:06his bums are gumping uh his bum his gums are bumping he ain't he eating the whole time he don't
11:12eat fast
11:13but he don't ever stop eating two baskets of bread yeah oh the bread was good last night
11:19oh it was like was it all right oh nice and warm it was wow tried to get me i'm
11:25like no thank you
11:26wow i want the meal we'll uh take a break we'll see what uh leroy's dogs are barking at probably
11:33uh
11:33john eric sullivan for not taking bait
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