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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 2
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05:06I told you I was going away this weekend
05:08Right before we left
05:10How else am I supposed to make money
05:13Just get mom to watch him
05:15Holy fuck
05:16Relax, you always do this shit
05:19Fuck, man
05:21Hey
05:23You got a lot of anger in here
05:24I can hold space if you want
05:26This book says that feelings need to be birthed
05:29And pushed out of your emotional cervix
05:31What are you talking about?
05:32Alright, good news
05:33He's got a guy coming through the border
05:35And he just hit your ride with him
05:37Nice
05:37Yeah, probably take the car too
05:40Sick
05:42No way, man
05:43High five, high five, buddy
05:46Everything looks good
05:47You guys are good to go
05:48Here you go
05:49You guys have a safe trip, okay?
05:51Take care
05:53Nice car, by the way
05:54Fucking white people
05:57So why do you feel like you got into that relationship?
06:01I don't know, I just
06:02I don't
06:03I don't even know how I ended up with a guy like Umair
06:06It was nice to be taken care of
06:07You know, I'm used to being the one who takes care of everyone else
06:10Especially at home
06:11I take care of my mom, my younger sisters
06:14My dad was always on the road growing up
06:15So I didn't really have a choice
06:18Well, because you're the eldest, right?
06:20Oftentimes, the eldest child picks up the slack when the parents are lacking
06:23True
06:24But I feel stupid for having Mr. Red Flags with him
06:27That's just not me
06:30So anyways, this is why I'm only gonna date women from now
06:34But the most recent time felt kind of boring, I guess
06:37I don't know
06:38Tell me, Chippy
06:40Are you looking for relationships to feel dramatic?
06:44Look, whomever you choose to date
06:45It seems like you need to get to the root cause of why you attract these dynamics
06:51What do you mean?
06:53Well, it just means being accountable for your parents
06:56My, me, I'm the victim
06:58He's the one who needs to be held accountable
07:00Him and all the other men
07:03Right the fucking end
07:05Shut the fuck up!
07:07I'm already fucking pissed for being gaslit in therapy
07:09Don't you let fucks have anything else to do?
07:11Holy shit!
07:14Sorry, ma'am, sorry
07:17Fuck's sake
07:20What were you saying again?
07:24You know, maybe we should just switch gears a little bit
07:28And talk about the anger
07:30What anger?
07:32Okay, they have this place called Guns and Buns
07:34You can get a gun and a burger
07:36Oh, oh, oh, my gosh
07:37I think this is our truck
07:43Oh, shit
07:45Tilljot
07:45Come on in, bro
07:46What's up?
07:47Um, oh, this is my cousin Jasmit
07:49Good night, bro
07:51And this is his, um, this is his Navi
07:55Bro, thank you so much for picking us up
08:00Of course, of course, of course, of course, hello
08:03All you Canadian ones say bro a lot
08:04Yo, bro, toilet bro, hemorrhoids bro, this thing bro
08:10Alright, we're basically just saying paaji
08:12If you think about it, our bro to paaji ratio is the exact same
08:16Paaji this, paaji that, paaji oh, chaka paaji
08:20Paaji bro, bro, bro, there's literally no difference, man
08:24We all have that inner drive to say that word
08:29So, are you nervous to host it?
08:33Uh, not really, man
08:34I've done so many of these, it's like clockwork
08:37Too many at this point
08:39Come on, bro, a gig's a gig, you know that, man
08:42Oh, I'm sure you'll be great, paaji
08:44Thanks, man
08:45For how long have you been driving truck with Sonny?
08:48Uh, just under a year
08:51Does he, like, tell you what you're picking up?
08:53Do you know what's back there?
08:54Uh, tires, you know, usually, probably
08:58You know, I had to help pay tons of debt
09:00And some medical bills back home
09:03This has been keeping me steady
09:05That's good, man
09:06As long as it's honest work, man
09:07You never know what that guy is
09:08Oh, nothing like that, paaji
09:11I'm just grateful to Sonny, paaji
09:13He's been keeping me employed
09:15As I look for a job in my field
09:16Wait, you want to get a job in a field?
09:21Yeah, I'm a farmer back home
09:23So, looking for a job in my field
09:25Yeah, yeah, yeah
09:27In his field
09:27In his field
09:28Well, you have to go back there to work in your field
09:31Are you telling me to go back?
09:32No, I mean
09:34Man, bro
09:37Bro
09:38Yo, hello
09:39Hey, yo
09:40Hey, yo
09:42Posted on the block
09:43Put I live there
09:44Man, I need you to come pull up for me
09:47Ain't no thing
09:48No, I got that police
09:49For me
09:50You know
09:51You know
09:51I got it
09:52You know
09:52I got it
09:53I got it
09:53I got it
09:53I got it
09:54I got it
09:54I got it
09:56I got it
09:57Hey, sir
09:59How are you, sir?
10:00How are you?
10:00How are you?
10:01How are you?
10:01How are you?
10:02What's that, man?
10:03How are you?
10:04How are you?
10:05How are you?
10:07How are you?
10:07¿La persona que trabajas en este tipo de trabajo?
10:09No, no se sabe que mi trabajo es correcta. No me preocupa.
10:14Gracias.
10:15No, ¿qué te da ese respeto?
10:16No, no, nos pierdes de esta mano.
10:20No, no se hañ Pará, por el secretario.
10:23¿Por qué?
10:24La empresa es la periódica de Sri Lanka.
10:27No se hañaba en mis coches.
10:28Cuando solo ven, no lo caro, me tienes que arreglar.
10:31¿Vale?
10:32No se hagas con ella.
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16:46Oh yeah, you know how many of my dad's scary ass trucker buddies that used to get to buy me
16:50candy as a kid?
16:51That was cute, terrifying but cute
16:53I mean just keep acting like the supervisor and everything the light touches is yours
17:00Okay
17:01Sure
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17:36Hi, Jasmid, how are we doing? Feeling good? No, we're not happy. Yeah, I'll take care of this man
17:41The fuck was up with last night? You had us waiting in the fucking lobby, man
17:45And you out getting fucking drunk
17:48I'm sorry
17:49I did the party that we were at
17:51Yo, you really thought his last name was Swirled?
17:54Fuck, come on, man!
17:55No, I booked it while I was studying for my chem intern
17:58I'm so sorry
17:59Sorry's not good enough, Dr. Saab
18:01And look at this green room, it's not private
18:03And it's fucking bare, man
18:05We have chips and water
18:07What is this, a grade 5 birthday party, bro?
18:09All right, what more do you want, dude?
18:11Like, get us some fucking steak, some kebabs, some sushi, some bottles of fucking Ciroc, some crown
18:17I don't know if I can get all that in time
18:18No, no, no
18:19You will, otherwise we're not doing the show
18:23Jasmid is an icon, kid
18:25How's the fucking respect?
18:27Hey, I'll get right on it
18:28Yeah, that's right
18:30Can you believe this fucking guy?
18:34Was all that necessary? He was like some vagina college kid
18:36We can't keep lowering their standards, man
18:38They'll never respect you if you let him keep getting away with this
18:42I'm asking for Ciroc bottles in the middle of the day
18:46Yo, manager's gotta eat, too
18:48Plus it'll help you get over your pre-show jitters, you know what I mean?
18:52Damn
18:56Good luck, guys
19:02Bro, it's a full house, there's gotta be like a hundred people out there
19:07This is a 1400 seat theater, bro
19:10I don't have my glasses
19:11Okay
19:12Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the massive internet sensation
19:17And one of the funniest voices of our generation
19:20The heartthrob himself
19:22Give it up for
19:25Friend
19:27Hey, y'all
19:28Congrats for 25 years of the North American South Asian talent competition
19:34I mean, that's unbelievably huge
19:35And I would have loved to be there in person to celebrate this milestone with you guys
19:39But
19:40Your boy is guest judging
19:42The masked singer this week
19:43I know
19:44And I'm still hosting popular competitions
19:46Just get out there and do your job, bro
19:49And just focus
19:50Love you all
19:51Make sure you kill it
19:53And you know what they say
19:54Bram means love
19:55Bram
19:56Out
19:58Alright, now give it up for our host of the night
20:02Jasmine
20:03Dutta
20:04Alright
20:06Yes
20:07Give it up for me
20:08That idiot that came out way too early
20:10Oh my god
20:12The way he last successful
20:13Internet guy
20:14That's not as hot as him
20:17I'm here with you tonight
20:19Isn't that fun?
20:21I'm excited
20:23Oh man
20:24I just ran into one of the Punga teams backstage
20:28We gotta talk about your names
20:29First of all, they're way too long
20:31Okay, the team I ran backstage
20:33Soni Gabru Mitre Punjab
20:35De
20:35Nacha De
20:36Hass De
20:36Tapu De
20:37Jawani Shera De
20:39Toronto Division
20:40Like, that's way too long, okay
20:42You don't have to put the whole
20:44Joppy dictionary into your days
20:46Don't even do that
20:46You alright man?
20:47You seem stressed
20:49Soni Gabru's brother
20:50He's always
20:50Freaking tripping man
20:52Oh
20:53Well
20:54As a recent survivor of
20:55Unconscious uncoupling
20:57I can tell that you're brushing me off
20:59Because you're avoiding your emotions
21:01But
21:01I'm here for you man
21:04Bro
21:04Go and take some pictures man
21:06Aren't you the social media guy?
21:08I don't even have my phone
21:09What the fuck is wrong with you man?
21:12Bro, I gotta take this phone call man
21:14Just
21:15I don't know
21:15I got you
21:18Oh man, yeah
21:19We got the music man
21:20It's an interesting pocket man
21:21Feels like we've just now
21:23Entered
21:24Our 2000s era
21:25We're still like
21:2620, 25 years behind
21:27I mean
21:28Everybody's wearing baggy jeans now
21:30They got them
21:31We're track suits
21:33Jundie's walking around
21:34In a pink fur coat
21:35Bro, you're not camera
21:37You know what I mean?
21:39Honestly, the only thing we're missing
21:41Is Ja Rule
21:42The real Ja Rule
21:43Not Dr. Seuss's bootleg Ja Rule
21:45I hope he's doing well
21:46Wherever he is
21:46But the real Ja Rule
21:47Hoping on a track
21:48And just being like
21:49New Yorker don't care
21:50Murder
21:51That's the only thing
21:53But
21:54We're gonna have fun
21:55Regardless
21:55So
21:56Let's give it up
21:57For our first team
21:58I'm not saying their name
21:59Before we talk about this
22:00Put your hands together
22:01Let's do it
22:03Woo
22:08Killed it
22:22Killed it
22:22This guy was on his phone
22:24He must be using so much data
22:27He's using my hotspot
22:45Shout out to my boy Jesse for killing it tonight
22:50And all you sexy fucking girls
22:52I fucking love fun
22:54In a competition
22:55Woo
22:56Shots baby
22:58Woo
23:01Yeah
23:02Shots
23:03Yo, can you tell your manager
23:05To be careful
23:06The deposit in this room
23:07Is really steep
23:07Woo
23:09Shots
23:14Shit
23:15Yo, it's for the one thing
23:15Everybody shut the fuck up
23:19Hey babe
23:21Yeah
23:22No, I'm just
23:23I'm here with the boys
23:24We're just
23:25We're just about to go to sleep
23:27No, there's no one in the room
23:29Yo, shut the fuck up
23:32Yo, man
23:33Somebody
23:35No, I didn't put it on mute
23:37What are you talking about
23:38Hey, let me
23:40Let me go to a better area, okay
23:41Yo, man
23:42Take care of the girls, okay
23:45Yeah
23:45Yo, why are you always tripping?
23:47Like, seriously
23:52It's trippy
23:54Alright, I'm gonna take care of the girls
23:56Okay
23:58Hello
23:59Uh, hi
24:01Do any women here need water?
24:04No
24:05Just let me know if any of the guys are acting
24:08Aggressive
24:10Or inappropriate
24:11I'm here
24:12Yo
24:13How'd it go?
24:14Uh, I don't know, man
24:15I just feel like I'm on autopilot
24:16At these things
24:17So then why do you still do them?
24:19So nobody can get away from his wife for the weekend?
24:21Like, what else am I supposed to do?
24:22Put yourself in new places
24:23You know?
24:25Sometimes
24:26You might find a creative spark in the random spots
24:29Yeah
24:30I guess you're right
24:31Oh, dude
24:32Guess who I ran into?
24:34Who?
24:34My first kiss
24:36Where?
24:37At the competition
24:38Isn't that crazy?
24:39And I think she might be single
24:41So what are you doing?
24:41Still talking to me, loser?
24:42Go, find out
24:43All right
24:44I'm gonna get out of this whack house after party
24:45I'll talk to you later, eh?
24:46Peace
24:49Okay, bye
24:51Oh
24:52Shit
24:54I might just have to make official uniform for my guys
24:56These designs are sick
24:57Yeah?
24:58Yeah
24:58Thanks, honey
24:58Okay, well look
24:59I'll send you an invoice to get the work started
25:01Yo
25:01I give this girl a free office
25:03And somehow I'm getting charged
25:05Is that what you're learning in therapy?
25:07Some reverse psychology shit?
25:09I like this
25:27Sometimes I feel like my wife fucking hates me
25:30Like, I just want to live and enjoy life
25:33I probably don't even love her anymore
25:35She probably doesn't even love me
25:38We were never fucking compatible
25:40I am so proud of you for opening up to me
25:44We stayed together because of the kids
25:46That's the way I was raised
25:48You know, we don't divorce, you feel me?
25:51I feel so trapped
25:53I'm so alone
25:56This is a huge first step
26:00Okay?
26:01You can't heal what you can't name
26:04Fuck
26:06You're so chill or whatever, man
26:08Like, thank you, bro
26:09Here
26:12One sec, one sec, man
26:13Hey!
26:14Get the fuck out!
26:16He's having a breakthrough, man
26:21Hey
26:22I love you
26:25Don't say that, man
26:27Like, I barely know you
26:41Wow, look who it is
26:42Hiding out from your rabbit pants
26:45Uh, I'm just taking a little break
26:47Enjoying the view
26:48Mmm
26:49So, how did you like it?
26:51It was good
26:52It was good
26:53Your, um, auntie jokes were, uh, so fresh
26:55Oh, my God
26:56I don't know you're gonna torture me
27:00Hey, um, can I be honest with you?
27:03Sure
27:04I feel like you have funnier stuff you could be doing
27:09Wow
27:10Yeah, no, you're right
27:11But it's just, isn't the right crowd
27:14Okay, well, when you find the right crowd, let me know
27:17I'll come watch
27:19You're gonna come all the way up to Toronto?
27:21Yeah
27:22Really?
27:23Yeah
27:23You know, Toronto's actually next on my list
27:27Okay
27:29Well, if you ever need a place to crash
27:32I can return the favor
27:34Oh, okay
27:35Well, I might actually take you up on that
27:38Okay
27:42It reminds me of when we, uh, snuck out to watch the stars that night
27:47Oh, my God, wow
27:49That was crazy
27:51Yeah
27:52You know, that was actually my first kiss
27:57Mine, too
27:58Really?
28:00Yeah
28:01Hmm
28:03Also, I totally didn't apologize for how much spit
28:07And, you know, slobber
28:07And, you know, shrewle
28:08I got all over your face, so
28:09I was new at it, actually
28:11All good
28:12And I'm way better now
28:14Oh
28:14Yeah
28:16Well, I'll be the judge of that
28:19Yeah
28:39Well, it's like, uh, 10% less wet
28:44Okay
28:44Okay
28:45That's an improvement
28:46Maybe if I keep practicing, I'll, uh, I'll get there
28:48Oh, you want to keep practicing?
28:50Yeah, practice makes perfect
28:51Oh
28:53Yeah
28:53It's the only way to perfection
28:57You're right
28:57I'll be the judge of that
29:21¡Gracias!
29:56¡Gracias!
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