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Late Bloomer - Season 3 Episode 1
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00:00Maybe you're right.
00:01Yo!
00:02Maybe I, uh, I do move in with you.
00:05I love you.
00:05I love you.
00:07We could just do a courthouse wedding.
00:10Start our life together as husband and wife.
00:12What was I thinking?
00:14Show me some respect.
00:16How do I do this?
00:17Lay your hands on a woman!
00:18Fuck's wrong!
00:19We will help you to do whatever you need to.
00:22Even if it means being on your own.
00:25You chose to stay grounded.
00:27Low level with us humble folk.
00:28I really respect that.
00:30Have you washed your hands?
00:31Are you ever gonna tell me what happened between the two of you?
00:34No!
00:35He's getting away with my wife!
00:36You two don't talk or something?
00:44I don't have to worry about any of your bullshit anymore.
00:47Are you sure you know what my daughter wants?
00:49Why can't you even just be open of my faith?
00:52I think it's pretty selfish of you to ask me to basically erase my whole identity.
00:55So why is having a specific label so important?
00:58Because it's important to me!
01:00No, you need to chill the fuck out!
01:01You need to chill the fuck out!
01:15Oh no!
01:16Yeah, I have a theory.
01:17Wait.
01:17That's how landlord artis flirt?
01:19Yes!
01:19By being mean to you!
01:20By being mean to you!
01:21Livestream you?
01:22Well that's traumatic!
01:23Sounds great!
01:24Traumatic for you, but like, you know...
01:25Traumatic but like cool, like, as I'm like, this is a good story to tell.
01:28I feel like this is...
01:28This is what it's for!
01:30This is all for this moment!
01:32Everything led us to here!
01:34Wow!
01:34That's incredible!
01:35How crazy is that?
01:36Anyways, I'll be right back!
01:37Okay!
02:17Thank god!
02:18Oh yeah!
02:19Didn't send the text yet!
02:22Oh no!
02:23Hurt loss!
02:23I'm good all by myself, yeah!
02:26Wow!
02:27I don't have to hear you, yeah!
02:29Anymore!
02:30Nah!
02:31I don't care that you're engaged!
02:33Go to hell!
02:34Huh!
02:35If you call me, I'll ignore and sit my ass down!
02:39Seriously, if I see it, I'll be hanging up!
02:44Yeah, I got no worries leaving you back behind where you belong!
02:51I'm dancing, I'm prancing, I'm dancing all alone, please leave me alone!
02:56Check it out!
02:57I'm not sad!
02:58I'm dancing, oh, oh!
03:01I'm done catching feelings, I'll be pushing them down, down, down, down!
03:07Don't lash it out!
03:10I throw my heart away!
03:13It's broke, it's fine, I'm fine, so no!
03:18No, no, no, no!
03:19I don't wanna see you no more!
03:22This guy is my new friend, new friend, yeah!
03:26Do do do do!
03:28Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do!
03:32Hold on.!
03:36Shit!
03:36Oh, shit.
04:21Oh, shit.
04:36Oh, shit.
05:06Oh, shit.
05:59Oh, shit.
06:09Oh.
06:10Are you tired of bringing regular seltzers that just don't fit the vibe?
06:15Introducing four new bold flavors that are fueling...
06:25Oh, my trip was amazing.
06:27The best part?
06:28Ibiza.
06:29And then we went to Barcelona.
06:31So would you recommend the spaghetti?
06:33I just got back from Berri, and I was eating croissant.
06:53Oh, yeah.
06:53Yeah, these, yeah, I actually got these pants from, uh, from Pakistan.
06:58But, yo, that's how you say it.
07:03Oh, yeah, these, yeah, I, yo, that's how you say it.
07:11Oh, sick, sick, sick, sick, yeah.
07:12Yeah, loot the chest, loot the chest.
07:14Hey, do you guys actually know that the word loot is loot?
07:17It's actually taken from the Indian word, like, it's like a Sanskrit-y...
07:22Yo, uh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I mean, if we are gonna barbecue, we should go to my dad's,
07:31because he actually makes this crazy tandoori kebab.
07:35I'm sorry, tandoori kebab.
07:37Yeah, I'm saying tandoori kebab.
07:39Bro, what?
07:40Oh, you're saying?
07:41Yeah, tandoori kebab.
07:42Oh, you see, you've got this good chicken, man.
07:43I'm just used to...
07:45I'm not hanging out with you guys anymore.
07:47Oh, hi.
07:48Shut up.
07:49So annoying.
08:01I'm not hanging out with you guys.
08:23Can you, uh, get me some fruit roll-ups in the kitchen?
08:33Okay, what the fuck is going on?
08:35What?
08:36Who is that?
08:37And what the fuck are you wearing?
08:39That's my girlfriend, Raven.
08:40We're in love.
08:41I thought I told you that.
08:42Ah, and I'm guessing you met her at the Satanic Temple, too?
08:44You know what?
08:45Mock all you want, but Satanism is beautiful.
08:48Imagine a place that rejects classism, creed, and caste,
08:52and you can rave all night and connect to a higher power
08:56and realize we're all one.
08:57It's not like Sikki and Dark Mode.
08:59What?
09:00No, it's not.
09:01It's the same shit, different front.
09:03You're even more lost, bro.
09:04Okay, and we haven't heard a peep from you.
09:06You good?
09:08Yeah, I'm fine.
09:09I'm just tired.
09:10Probably ended up watching Rebecca's story,
09:12and now he's down bad.
09:14The story?
09:14Yeah, Ryan put a ring on it.
09:17Yeah, whatever, man.
09:18I don't care about that.
09:19That's why he keeps checking his texts every two minutes.
09:21I don't.
09:27Buddy, you got beat by Jesus.
09:29Move on.
09:30It's been five fucking years already.
09:32It's only been a year, okay?
09:33And it's not that easy.
09:36She was special.
09:37Yeah, says the guy that's smashing a different hinge girl
09:39every other night.
09:40Whatever, man.
09:41You look pathetic.
09:42Why don't you stop moping around here like a bitch
09:45and enjoy yourself?
09:46Yo, Sonny.
09:46What?
09:47I opened up my doors to all these people
09:49out of the goodness of my heart?
09:50Look, even fucking Nav is here.
09:52Or is that French Montana?
09:55Can't that was Nav?
09:56Yo, my bhaji from another bingy.
10:00What's good?
10:02I'm learning Punjabi.
10:04Nice.
10:05Yo, there's my favorite client.
10:06I keep doing.
10:08Yo, what's up, man?
10:09See, I'm just gonna steal him for a second, okay?
10:14That's the manager guy you set him up with?
10:16Yo, that's my dog from Turner, Dave.
10:18He's pretty handsy.
10:19Yeah, don't act like tamo guys aren't the same.
10:21Yeah, they are, and it's annoying.
10:23Yo, you get that salsa PR package yet?
10:25Uh, I don't think so.
10:27Whatever, man.
10:28Just tag the manager, okay?
10:30Post the can, and tell them how you salsa with pelts.
10:34What does that even mean?
10:35It doesn't matter what it means, man.
10:37Butter him off with a freaking smile.
10:38High energy.
10:39I need this by tomorrow, man.
10:41I'm trying to build these relationships for you, brother.
10:43All right, all right.
11:05What is this?
11:08Very nice.
11:09Thank you.
11:12Yes, thank you.
11:15I'll get the cups.
11:30Give us, Dave.
11:55Let's have some fun.
11:57Fun?
12:13Nice, brother.
12:14Mm-hmm.
12:15Yeah.
12:18Yeah.
12:19Mm-hmm.
12:20Mm-hmm.
12:23Mm-hmm.
12:24Mm-hmm.
12:25No, no, no, no, no.
12:55No, no, no, no.
13:25Sorry for swearing, I'm fucking excited about fucking crypto, it's sick.
13:29Yo, Jasmine's world, bro, what's good, bro?
13:32You haven't posted something like a month, bro.
13:34I suppose it's only two weeks ago.
13:35No, no, but you have to post something good, you know what I'm saying?
13:38Like the streets are waiting, my G.
13:40Yo, you seen this, uh, this Prem guy?
13:42Yo, it's supposed to be some good stuff.
13:44Might even take your spot if you don't get on it, bro.
13:47Yo, pull up your phone real quick.
13:48I'll show you, I'll show you.
13:49Yeah, yeah, search up P-R-E-M, Prem, Prem.
13:51Yeah, yeah, that one right there, yo, watch that one.
13:54And hell yeah, I want extra mozzarella on that pizza.
13:59Yo, this has three million views and he just posted it yesterday.
14:04Hey guys, I know we all like to have fun, but it is important to celebrate our differences
14:08because Prem Beans love, Prem out.
14:13Oh, yo.
14:16Shit, man's getting swerved now, eh?
14:19Yo, yo, let's watch that one, right there.
14:21I'm gonna teach you how to make the most amazing, delicious routine.
14:24Baby, stop looking at me.
14:27I'm not on the menu.
14:29Yo, everyone, listen.
14:32Listen up.
14:33Can I have your attention, please?
14:35First of all, thank you all for showing up tonight.
14:39Big thank you to Mummy G for the picorne and shout out Neil who ate two trays.
14:48Last but not least, give it up for my man, Jasmith.
14:57Yo, Jasmith, where you at?
14:59Come on out.
15:01Jasmith.
15:04Yo, Jasmith.
15:06Jasmith.
15:07Just me.
15:08Oh, that guy?
15:09He left.
15:11Left?
15:11What do you mean left?
15:12I don't know, he got swerved by some Rebecca chick and dip.
15:15Yeah, he looked pretty depressed.
15:17You guys might want to check the local bridges, water towers, nearest tall building maybe.
15:22Point straight to Boyceville.
15:24This car's still here, where the fuck is he?
15:25I checked the pool house, nothing.
15:27I went to the neighbors, they don't even know who he is.
15:29Why would the neighbors know who he is?
15:30Okay, let's roll out.
15:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, none of us should be driving.
15:34I'm tipsy as fuck.
15:35Yeah, you ran with it.
15:35Wait.
15:37Who the fuck are you two?
15:38Get the fuck away from my car.
15:39Sorry, buddy.
15:40Who invited you?
15:41Babe, also.
15:41Fuck.
15:42Oh, we could take my bike.
15:44What?
15:44Or your neighbor's helicopter.
15:46You don't know how to fly a fucking helicopter.
15:48Yes, I do, bro.
15:49It's, um, it's X to go up and then...
15:53Right, of course.
15:54Circle to go down.
15:55Uh-huh.
15:56R1 is shoot, so don't fucking press R1.
15:58Are you fucking for real?
16:00First of all, both of you fucking relax.
16:03Yeah, it's super relaxing getting in a car with a drunken idiot.
16:05I'm a really good driver when I'm drunk.
16:08Because I know I'm drunk, I'm actually way more focused on the road.
16:12What?
16:12I mean, you could say I'm a better driver drunk than I ever am sober.
16:17That makes sense to me.
16:18I can't believe your dumb faces are the last thing I'm going to see.
16:20Sonny!
16:21Get out.
16:22I'll be doing car save up.
16:23But where the fuck did you come from?
16:25I was taking a piss in the woods.
16:27We have washrooms in the house.
16:29You fucking did not need to do coke in the bathroom.
16:30And I'm fucking wrong?
16:31Get the fuck out.
16:32You're fucking ugly, bro.
16:34Look how fucking drunk you are.
16:35Yo, what are you guys saying?
16:36Yo, why are you fucking letting him drive, bro?
16:38Look how fucking ripped he is, bro.
16:39I drive better drunk, trust me.
16:41All right, where are we going?
16:42Oh, maybe he's emo eating at the spot.
16:44Let's fucking roll.
16:49So, uh, therapy.
16:51How's that going?
16:52I don't know, it's a lot.
16:53Kind of lost myself after the whole Humir thing.
16:56I don't know why I attract the guys that I attract.
17:00Hmm, it's probably your son.
17:01Yo, no sign of your speed.
17:03I don't even think he came here.
17:04But I did grab hella shit, chili chicken, haka chow mein, ginger fish.
17:09You guys are chili paneer too, right?
17:11I'm vegetarian.
17:12Shit, I'll be right back.
17:14No, Sonny, you already took forever.
17:16We gotta go.
17:17What do you want from me?
17:18He's hungry.
17:18No, Sonny.
17:19Chill.
17:19Sonny.
17:20Let's go for this trip.
17:21Sonny.
17:22Great.
17:23No one's here.
17:24He goes to the lake to clear his head.
17:25I don't know.
17:26You guys mind if I smoke a joint?
17:27Absolutely not.
17:29There's only one way of consuming thong, bro.
17:31That's too fucking ragadah.
17:32Think about it.
17:33You gotta be on the battlefield proper like a warrior standing there.
17:36Yo.
17:38What the fuck did I say?
17:41Sorry, sorry, sorry.
17:42Canjad?
17:42Wait.
17:44You don't think that he pulled up to...
17:47No.
17:49No, he wouldn't.
17:52Wait, did he have?
17:54Oh?
18:12So, is it just you two in the house today?
18:16Ah, nice.
18:18Nice.
18:18Also, no one else.
18:20Nobody at all.
18:21I know Manvi's away on vacation,
18:24but I know you two have a lot of family people coming by.
18:28You know, did anyone come by?
18:30Maybe they came through the basement
18:31or the back door is sometimes open.
18:34Sometimes people get old
18:35and they look different.
18:37Strange relatives.
18:38Anyone?
18:39Anyone?
18:40Okay.
18:41What is this all, Tamasha?
18:43What she's trying to ask badly.
18:45Did just me come by?
18:46Why?
18:47Is he okay?
18:48Did you call him?
18:49Yeah, no, no.
18:50No, Auntie.
18:50He's fine.
18:51He's just...
18:52He's not picking up his phone.
18:53Why would he not pick up your calls?
18:55Did something happen?
18:57No, no, no, no, no.
18:58He was just with us earlier, but he...
19:00He...
19:01forgot something at home
19:03and went to go pick it up.
19:05So maybe we thought he met this home.
19:10Jamie, we know what's going on.
19:18Pretty hot.
19:20She's kind of hot.
19:22She's hot.
19:30I'm just kidding.
19:31Hold on.
19:31Okay.
19:46Why would you let him do it?
19:52Oh!
19:56Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:57Oh!
19:58Oh!
19:59Oh!
20:00Oh!
20:01Oh!
20:04¿Qué tal?
20:09¿Hola?
20:12¿Hola?
20:13¿Estás bien?
20:16¿Estás bien?
20:23Oh, hey, hombre.
20:27¿Just respirar?
20:29¿Qué estás haciendo aquí?
20:32¿Estás real?
20:33¿Estás real?
20:35Sí, estoy real.
20:37¿Qué estás haciendo aquí?
20:39¿Estás viviendo en tu carro?
20:50¿Has visto esa casa de la calle?
20:55La casa de la casa, ¿no?
20:58La casa de la que me...
21:00me...
21:01la casa de la familia...
21:02No, no, no, no.
21:33We're washed, man.
21:34Do you know how that feels?
21:36Mr. Dollar of You.
21:39Look, man.
21:42I got my heart broken, too.
21:44And what's worse is she's back with her ex.
21:49And she's engaged.
21:52It sucks, man.
21:54I know.
21:54It's weird how fast things change.
21:57It's tough to keep up.
21:59Like, how am I supposed to stay relevant with any of this one?
22:02Everyone's an influencer just pumping out a bunch of nothing.
22:06I feel washed.
22:10But I just breathed by it all.
22:14Had a plan.
22:17Marriage.
22:18Kids.
22:19Run for Mayor Brampton.
22:21Kids.
22:22Hit a million followers and more kids.
22:24Yeah, look.
22:25Sometimes you don't need a plan.
22:28Okay?
22:28Sometimes you just need to leave some things unfinished, like your house.
22:34Look, man.
22:36You're a smart guy, all right?
22:38And as much as I hate to admit it, there's been so many times I wanted to be like you.
22:43But this?
22:44Just sitting here crying about something that could have been?
22:47It's pathetic.
22:49So get up off your ass and stop moping around like a little bitch.
23:00Oh, shit.
23:02Just realized something.
23:04You're a brother.
23:06My brother.
23:08You could bring Monvi back to me.
23:10Oh.
23:11Yeah.
23:12Dude, what?
23:13Yeah, you can convince her that I'm the best she'll ever have.
23:17Yeah.
23:18Yeah, yeah.
23:18You can have my house, man.
23:20I'll even finish the floor for you.
23:23Where's my...
23:23Where's my...
23:24Where's my key?
23:25You can have my whip, man.
23:26You can have my keys.
23:27Take it all.
23:28Just...
23:28Please, man.
23:29Just bring her back to me.
23:30I don't know what to do.
23:31I can't sleep.
23:33Where's my mom?
23:34I don't know.
23:35I thought we were bros, man.
23:37We lost me, brother.
23:39Just bring her back to me, man, please.
23:40I really can't.
23:44I can't do anything.
23:46I can't think about anything.
24:07Everything okay, DJ?
24:08Yes, but I'm glad you all are here.
24:11It's nice to have the house full.
24:17Oh, he's at his spot.
24:18Who?
24:19Just me.
24:20I have his location.
24:23Are you dumb?
24:24Are you kidding?
24:24Why didn't you mention this before?
24:25Because my phone was dead.
24:27I have a charger in my car.
24:28Cars can charge phones?
24:30That's incredible.
24:31You know what?
24:32Just forget it.
24:33Let's make moves.
24:34Yeah.
24:35Bye, auntie.
24:36Neil, hold on one minute, please.
24:39Uncle.
24:41There's such a hot picture of young Guru Nanak.
24:44So handsome.
24:46Either way, you shouldn't have pictures of gurus in your home.
24:49It's wrong.
24:51Tell him.
24:52I love you.
24:52Love you, love you, love you.
24:53Tell him.
24:54Also, listen to which coin.
24:57Here, give this to just me.
24:59You'll be seeing him before I do.
25:01Okay.
25:02Okay, good.
25:09Stupid.
25:14Hey, there's Waldo.
25:17Guru Waldo.
25:19They called you like a million fucking times.
25:22FYI.
25:22Where the hell were you, man?
25:23We've been ripping it up and down so I got a scarves.
25:26Yeah.
25:27Look, sorry.
25:27I just...
25:28I needed some space.
25:30Yo, how do you keep letting this girl run laps in your head?
25:32You know, you could just talk to us instead of running off.
25:35I know.
25:37You're still not over it.
25:38This guy's never going to get over it.
25:40He needs a chaparra to cross the face.
25:41Johnny, don't be so judgmental.
25:43What are you talking about?
25:43Brown trauma's a real thing.
25:45What trauma?
25:45What trauma?
25:46Take something.
25:47See, see, see, see, see.
25:48Here.
25:49You and this guy smash me.
25:52Yeah.
25:53Come over here.
25:57Oh, Lee.
25:58Can't put parking for hell in this city.
26:01It's your place, eh?
26:03No pictures of the gurus, eh?
26:05That's a shame.
26:07What the hell's he doing here?
26:08Buddy, are you fucked?
26:09If it wasn't for me, these drunk idiots wouldn't get here alive.
26:12All right.
26:12Well, thanks, I guess.
26:18Look, guys, I...
26:22I appreciate you.
26:23I just want you to know that.
26:24I appreciate you when you tolerate me going through all my dumb, emo, depresso, lopey phases
26:34and still sticking by me.
26:38So, thank you.
26:40Thank you for the gifts.
26:43Thank you for the party.
26:45Thank you for just keeping me in check, and thank you for just everything that you do for me.
26:55I love you guys.
26:57I love you too.
26:57Aw.
26:58Come on.
26:59Come on.
27:00Come on.
27:01I love you guys so much.
27:03Oh, boy.
27:03We've been on each other for so long.
27:05Yeah.
27:06May our bonds remain.
27:09Oh, okay.
27:19We've been on each other for so long.
27:23meille or go.
27:24We've been on each other for so long.
27:29Excuse me.
27:39Bye-bye.
27:41Bye-bye.
27:42Bye-bye.
27:43Bye-bye.
27:45Excuse me?
27:47Bye-bye.
27:51Bye-bye.
27:52Ok, ok.
27:54¿Qué te decía? ¿Cuándo me enviaste a la información?
27:57Ok, ok, ok.
28:01Estoy muy bien.
28:04¿Estás bien?
28:06Después de que me accedas a la decisión.
28:09Vamos, muy bien.
28:10Estoy muy bien.
28:12¿Cierto?
28:14¿Cierto?
28:15¿Puedo verlo?
28:16¡Suscríbete al canal!
28:46All right, man.
28:47Happy birthday.
28:48Thank you, bro.
28:50Can I sleep here?
28:52Sure.
28:54Hell yeah.
28:56See you in the morning.
28:57Yep.
29:30Hello?
29:33Sister Gull.
29:35Thank you.
29:38Yeah.
29:39No, I'm a good one.
29:41Yeah.
29:43Yeah, I miss you, too.
30:00Thank you.
30:15I'm a good one.
30:18I'm a good one.
30:19Neither you shall nor stay.
30:23Wish I had a problem.
30:27Phoenix, how can you shine?
30:37Gracias por ver el video.
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