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00:00Big boom in the room, can't handle us.
00:04I want to go home so bad.
00:06Are you not having fun?
00:07No, I'm not having fun at all.
00:12Lila, she's going through it.
00:14She's like hella drunk.
00:15Then Chris comes in and starts talking shit on Ethan.
00:18So now there's a whole lot of things going through her head.
00:21It's all like fucking same shit,
00:23different fucking toilet every single fucking day.
00:26You okay?
00:27I'm fucking annoyed.
00:28She really wants to cuddle with you.
00:30Are you okay?
00:30No, not anymore and I'm sick.
00:32She's going through it, she said she wants to go home.
00:34Chris came in here and talked hella shit.
00:36Oh my God, I want my dog.
00:38Do you know who keeps my dog?
00:38What kind of dog do you have?
00:40I love dogs.
00:41My dog fucking died two years ago.
00:43Oh my God.
00:46Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.
00:49Don't let her cry.
00:50Me and Isaiah started off pretty rocky,
00:51but now I do see him like an older brother.
00:54And now I know I can go to him for any problems that I have.
00:58Tell me what kind of dog you have.
00:59It's half Maltese, half Yorkie.
01:01I'm really messing with you.
01:02It's a little fucking yapper, isn't it?
01:04It's a little cute baby.
01:07Oh my God, he's so cute.
01:08That's so typical of you.
01:10Whatever.
01:12You know what's good though?
01:13Yeah.
01:15It's kind of awesome that you get to appreciate something in life
01:17where you miss it so much.
01:19You must be pretty lucky to have a life like that, right?
01:22Now I'm going to cry, yes.
01:23Think about it.
01:24You've got to appreciate light when you've got darkness.
01:28So right now.
01:29Okay, Socrates, you can wrap it up.
01:32You'll be okay.
01:35I don't want to go home anymore.
01:36It was a moment.
01:37I would love to see my dog.
01:39But besides that, sometimes I just feel really isolated and alone
01:42in this house.
01:43And I really need to like snap out of that and realize like you're
01:46somewhere because you're supposed to be there.
01:49I want to eat Froot Loops and cuddle.
01:51Me too.
01:52I did.
01:53My intentions coming here were not to like fall in love
01:56or anything crazy like that.
01:58But with Bauer, it's really hard when he looks like that.
02:02And there's a room right there like waiting for us.
02:05We should do the jungle tonight though, just for cuddles.
02:07Yeah, I wouldn't mind sleeping like that.
02:09Yeah.
02:10Okay, let's just do it.
02:11Yeah.
02:11Our goal, our mission is to cuddle.
02:14Well, no, just cuddle.
02:17Oh my God, wait.
02:17This is so cozy.
02:19Wow.
02:20Looks like we could be alone now.
02:22Wow, you look like a poster cover right now.
02:24That's insane.
02:26Looks like we could be alone now.
02:28Finally it's just you and me.
02:31Looks like we could be alone now.
02:33Finally it's just you and me.
02:36They should have had some AC in here.
02:38We could be alone now.
02:44I don't know what got into me last night.
02:48Lila and I got into our first little fight last night.
02:52Out of anybody in the house, Lila the one person I can be like my true authentic self with.
02:57I need to pull Lila aside so we can clear the air and let her know that I'm sorry for
03:01lashing out.
03:02I was mean, sorry.
03:04I wasn't mad at you.
03:06No, I know we would get over it so quickly.
03:08Right.
03:09I still want you to feel like you can still tell me things and I'm not going to be like
03:13a fucking asshole or yell at you about it.
03:15I don't know why I freaked out.
03:16I think everything's going to be fine between me and Chris.
03:19In that moment, I would have liked a little more, you know, compassion from him, but it is what it
03:24is.
03:24I think I would have to go nuts if Chris wasn't here.
03:29Literally, talking to Lila and like clearing the air, I feel like a new bitch.
03:35The new Chris era is going to be positive, it's going to be hot, it's going to be sexy, and
03:41maybe a little bit messy.
03:42Good morning, everyone.
03:44Wait, what the fuck?
03:45You look so hot with your hair.
03:48Oh, thank you.
03:48Oh my God.
03:49Chris!
03:51I love the hair!
03:54Everyone has energy.
03:55I know.
03:56I want to race all you guys and have all of you guys lose against me.
04:00Isaiah, can you run?
04:02Faster than you.
04:03I think a lot of the guys underestimate me, like I was a track star in high school.
04:08I can literally bet my money that I'll beat you.
04:10Okay.
04:11I can't remember the last time someone beat me in a race.
04:13Like, I literally raced a meth head and I won.
04:18It's a true story.
04:19If you lose this race, you're cleaning those sheets and we're switching beds.
04:25All right, down.
04:27Oh, are we shaking on it?
04:28Shake on it.
04:29Shake on it right now.
04:30We're switching beds.
04:32No, Chris, do not do this.
04:35Isaiah's legs are longer than Chris's entire body.
04:38Hey!
04:39Shake on it!
04:40This is going to end horribly.
04:43Why do you think you're so quick?
04:45I don't know, I just like to run my mouth.
04:47Imagine Chris in this his fucking bed.
04:49He'll be so mad.
04:50He'll be like, I didn't say that.
04:52Yeah, I'm ready to fucking go.
04:54I'm not intimidated by you.
04:56Chris has the best bed in the house, so he better show up with his A-game or else the
05:01bunk beds he owes.
05:02On your marks, get set, go!
05:07Go, Chris, go, Chris, go, Chris!
05:11You mad slow.
05:12You mad slow.
05:14Come on, ring up, little boy.
05:16Yes!
05:17Woo!
05:17I slipped!
05:18I didn't even have to fucking drive.
05:19I slipped!
05:20Yo, I knew damn well I was going to beat Chris in that race.
05:23I'm not wearing shoes.
05:24That's part of the game.
05:25That's part of the game, dog.
05:27That race was not fair.
05:29Isaiah's like five years older than me, and I have like an ankle injury from a week ago that I
05:35didn't disclose.
05:36Yay, good job.
05:37How's it going?
05:38How you doing?
05:38I saw you running.
05:39I knew Isaiah was going to win.
05:41Come on, it's my baby.
05:42Now I get to cuddle with my man in the big bed, so I don't give a fuck.
05:46What a great way to ruin my fucking day.
06:00Oh, God, my vagina's out.
06:05We're not in Jersey anymore, bitches.
06:09I'm so excited to surprise my babies.
06:13Mom is here today, and we're going to party, and we're going to get to work.
06:16When they see me in person, they're going to freak out.
06:18These bitches aren't ready for me.
06:20How are the spiders here?
06:21They have big spiders.
06:22Don't look.
06:24There's a spider!
06:26Stop!
06:27Where is it?
06:28It's far away from you.
06:29BABY!
06:31Is there a tanning salon here?
06:32Do they do GTL?
06:34I could do so much damage in this town.
06:37Definitely get arrested.
06:39What the hell?
06:41Oh, my God.
06:44I need to live here.
06:45This is beautiful.
06:46Like, this is basically Jersey Shore, but ten times richer.
06:51These bitches are not ready for MoMA.
06:56Party's here, bitches!
06:58No shit!
06:59No way, bro!
07:02Holy fucking Snooki!
07:03Holy fucking Snooki!
07:04This is beautiful!
07:05Oh, my God!
07:06No fucking way.
07:07It's Snooki.
07:11Snooki is here.
07:12She comes in.
07:13She's, like, two feet tall.
07:15This house is fucking phenomenal.
07:17It is.
07:17Like, I want to move to Canada.
07:18We're going to start off with some mimosas.
07:21So...
07:22Not a lot of people can say they had morning mimosas with Snooki.
07:27MoMA love it, Snooki!
07:29MoMA love it, Snooki!
07:31I mean, even though it's only 9 o'clock, it's 5 o'clock somewhere, bitch.
07:34So enough about me.
07:35I want to know who's hooking up in the house.
07:37I feel like I need to get the tea.
07:39I love the tea, especially when I'm not involved.
07:42I'll give you a walk-through right now if you want.
07:44Yes, please!
07:44Yeah, Bauer and Kiera.
07:46He shares tongues with her.
07:48Emmett and Riley have shared tongues many times.
07:50Why are you making it grosser than any of these, like, share tongues?
07:52Week Jessica Knight.
07:53Who gives a fuck?
07:55She's been through it.
07:56Speak up, motherfuckers.
07:57So, I spoke up.
07:59We're going to do a house tour, because I'm really excited to see the house.
08:02Oh, my God.
08:03This is so pretty.
08:04Holy shit.
08:05Like, this is a mansion.
08:07Oh, my God.
08:08You have a duck phone.
08:10Stop.
08:10This is so nostalgic.
08:12Come on, please.
08:13Dad?
08:14I got arrested.
08:15Yeah.
08:17I don't know.
08:18There's a lot of memories coming back.
08:20This is the jungle room.
08:21P-Weir.
08:22It probably smells like shit.
08:23Oh, OK.
08:25So, this is a smush room.
08:26Smush room.
08:27I'm not going to touch anything.
08:29It looks beautiful.
08:31Who had sex in here already?
08:32Those two.
08:33No, we cuddled all week.
08:35We're grown here.
08:36It's OK, Bauer.
08:38It was a contained zoo.
08:39In the jungle room.
08:40It wasn't exactly the Amazon.
08:42This place is huge.
08:44Right?
08:44So, I definitely want to get a one-on-one with some of the roomies,
08:47because I know a lot of stuff is happening.
08:49It's all right.
08:49I'll call you.
08:50Sixth floor.
08:51Oh, my God.
08:53I know that you are in a nice relationship.
08:56I mean, a situation-ship.
08:59I wouldn't say relationship.
09:00I thought you guys were in love.
09:01I mean, I don't know what's in the Canada water.
09:03With me and Emma, it's been a roller coaster,
09:05because for me, I'm just like, let's be friends.
09:07Like, I'm not going to catch feelings.
09:08No, you guys are definitely going to look up more.
09:09No, I know.
09:10You guys really love on each other,
09:12and you want to have relationships,
09:13but you also want to be sluts.
09:14So, what's the deal with Ethan?
09:16When I'm drunk, I want to make out.
09:18That's it.
09:19Well, doesn't he make out with grandmas?
09:20I did the same thing.
09:21I made out with the captain of the boat.
09:22That was like an old-ass nun-no.
09:24I can't.
09:25I've been there.
09:26So, everybody in this house, they're all confused.
09:28Even though I'm the queen, I'm a gentleman as well.
09:32Obviously, Chris is the only gay guy in the house,
09:34and he's with Brolic, like juice-head guys.
09:37So, I just want to make sure he's okay.
09:39It was really hard when I first came into the house.
09:42Like, I'm not used to hanging out with a lot of guys.
09:45Yeah.
09:46Being in the guys' room and hearing, like,
09:48the way they talk about these girls.
09:50Sick.
09:52I remember, like, hating half my roommates.
09:55Yeah.
09:55And I was like, I want to leave.
09:57I have never felt like an outcast in my life.
09:59I'm always the life of the party.
10:00Party, the center of attention.
10:02Center of attention.
10:02Yeah, it's not hard to make friends for me.
10:05I mean, at the end of the day, there's going to be drama,
10:07and you're going to hate each other.
10:08Yeah.
10:08But you always have to freaking hash it out.
10:10Yeah.
10:10And you're going to realize that you guys are roomies and besties.
10:14I love that.
10:14I don't know what's going to happen with this bunch.
10:17I just want everyone to be in a good headspace,
10:19enjoy the process.
10:21It's going to be drama.
10:22But freaking have a good time.
10:24Go, bitch!
10:27I know you guys are excited for me to come,
10:29but now it's time to get to business.
10:31What?
10:32I'm boss mode now.
10:33Oh, shit.
10:35So you guys know that I used to work at a t-shirt shop
10:37in Seaside Heights.
10:38So it was our first job.
10:39I fucking hated it.
10:41It was the worst fucking job ever.
10:43I love you, Dani, but horrible.
10:45You want a funnel beer?
10:46It's fucking 1030.
10:47You were just sick a second ago.
10:48Do you want to do anything fun?
10:50Uh, yeah, let's make a sale.
10:51I love that.
10:52It totally psychs me up.
10:54You guys are going to be working at a t-shirt shop
10:56selling fucking t-shirts!
11:00So it's going to be over a couple of days,
11:02but the first shift that's going to happen is Lila and Christopher.
11:07Yeah!
11:09I am freaking out.
11:11Lila and I get to work together.
11:14Don't fuck it up.
11:14Thank you, Snooki.
11:16We love you.
11:17Yay, Chris!
11:19Lila and Chris, I feel like they're a good time,
11:21and usually a good time can sell a lot of shirts.
11:24OK, let's go matching outfits.
11:26This is, like, about to be the best day of my life.
11:29Oh, my God.
11:30Wait, we look so hot right now.
11:32It's actually unbelievable.
11:34I'm so excited, Chris!
11:35Me and Chris are, like, a dynamic duo.
11:38This t-shirt shop needs to get ready for us.
11:41Bye, bitches!
11:49Let's go!
11:50Working at a t-shirt shop, this is, like, Jersey Shore history.
11:54Hey!
11:55Hey, guys, how's it going?
11:57My name's Dax.
11:58Nice to meet you, guys.
11:59Dax is hot.
12:00I wasn't expecting the boss to be so hot.
12:03So we need all these t-shirts hung up.
12:05OK.
12:06You're very good looking.
12:07Oh, thank you.
12:09Letting you know.
12:10He's young, he's hot.
12:12He looks like a good time.
12:13Hey, I'll come back in a couple minutes to check on you guys.
12:15Right?
12:16OK.
12:17Check on me any time.
12:20I actually hate you so much.
12:22Oh, my God!
12:24Let's get juicy, Canada Shore.
12:25Which one's you and which one's me?
12:27This is you because you have a big ass.
12:28Oh.
12:29It's so fucking hot.
12:31Oh, my God.
12:31Can we take a break?
12:33Hey, guys, I need you to stun quick.
12:35Oh, stun quick.
12:35We're trying our best.
12:36Yeah, it's pretty simple.
12:37I'm starting to be less attracted to Dax and more fucking annoyed by Dax.
12:42But once you're doing this...
12:44We're trying our best.
12:44I'm sorry.
12:45We're going to try to go quicker.
12:47It's every two seconds he's like a fucking fly on the wall in my ear.
12:52You're not doing it fast enough.
12:54You're not doing it right.
12:55Are we really taking that long?
12:57Oh, yeah.
12:57You guys are taking a minute.
12:58So why don't you come help us and then maybe it'll go quicker?
13:01You're just kind of standing around, buddy.
13:02I'm paying for this.
13:04Oh, my God, he's annoying me.
13:05Forget what I said about him being hot.
13:07I'm so fucking over it.
13:08He's so fucking annoying.
13:09We're going to start selling t-shirts now.
13:11$20 per a t-shirt.
13:13And I want you out there grabbing people and pulling them in here.
13:15Okay, let's go, Chris.
13:18You guys want to buy a shirt?
13:19So the plan is, say the shirts are $25 and then make people feel special by saying,
13:25but for you, it's $20.
13:27Just because you're super cute, $20.
13:31If you keep running your mouth, I'll up it by $10.
13:33Then these broke people on this effing sidewalk are like, can you do $15?
13:36I'm like, get the hell out of here.
13:38This is not a soup kitchen.
13:40I think that Lila's low-key scaring people away.
13:43She is screaming at people, do you want to buy a t-shirt?
13:49You guys want to buy a t-shirt?
13:50Um, seriously, tough fucking crowd out here, guys.
13:55Stir up some business, come on.
13:56If you do not buy one, you're just lame.
13:59What's that?
14:01I'm over it.
14:02Go, I'll get someone else.
14:03I'm already over it.
14:04I'm already ready to go home.
14:05I just want to go drink.
14:07Oh my gosh, do you want to buy a t-shirt?
14:10No, thank you.
14:10I don't have any money with me.
14:12Oh, that's okay.
14:13The dog wants one.
14:15Oh my god, her dog only has one foot.
14:17No, it has three.
14:20Oh my god.
14:21Oh, hi, Snooki.
14:23Oh, she's not looking too, please.
14:24How are you guys doing?
14:26Not good.
14:27Lila's been a little bit lippy, so she's been.
14:30You're lippy?
14:31She's been a little bit lippy with me.
14:33I wasn't trying to be.
14:34I wouldn't have been lippy if you weren't such an asshole.
14:38We're going to go organize.
14:39I'm so sorry for my little babies.
14:41Get your wrists in there.
14:46Guys, I know this is so annoying, but you get the fucking job
14:48done, and then you go and party.
14:50Okay.
14:51So I'm going to show you how to sell a shirt.
14:53Lila and Chris, they're not really experienced with sales.
14:57So I just want to step in just to be like, you know,
15:00this is how you sell clothes.
15:01Hi, queen.
15:02How are you?
15:03So pretty.
15:04Yes.
15:05So I feel like it's going to get a little chilly.
15:07So I think you should buy one of our shirts here.
15:10You have to be like, oh, hey, girl.
15:12Like, you're looking good.
15:13Like, this shirt will look amazing on you.
15:14What size are you?
15:16You're doing great, sweetie.
15:18You might have just started a trance.
15:21See?
15:21Look at how it does work.
15:22Killing it.
15:23You guys sit up.
15:25We slayed that.
15:26Slay.
15:27Thanks, queen.
15:28Slay.
15:28Hey, look, now I'm on a rock.
15:31Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
15:33All I hear is blah, blah, blah.
15:34Oh my goodness.
15:35Come on, Chris.
15:36Close the door.
15:37All I hear is blah, blah, blah.
15:39Hello?
15:40Hi.
15:41We have something to tell you guys.
15:45Whoever's working next, keep an eye out for Dax.
15:47He's hot, but he really got fucking, he snitched on me to snook in.
15:51It was like, she's really lippy.
15:53Good work.
15:54You're welcome.
15:55Good work.
15:56Chris, go lay in your bed.
15:57Oh, my.
15:58Yeah, you got to check your bed out, Chris.
16:00Oh, I'm actually going to clock a bed.
16:01Go ahead, buddy.
16:02I left you a little note.
16:03Stop.
16:04Dear Chris, I know this is hard for you,
16:07but unfortunately, you have lost your bed privileges.
16:09A bet is a bet.
16:10It's fucking Isaiah acting like a little kid about this show.
16:13stupid bet that they made.
16:15Welcome to your new bed.
16:16How exciting.
16:17No, thanks.
16:18We're switching it back.
16:19Yeah, no, actually.
16:21Absolutely not.
16:21Absolutely not.
16:22A bet to bet.
16:22Absolutely the fucking bet to bet.
16:24I will not let you guys treat Chris like this.
16:26Yeah, no, I'm stupid.
16:27Lila, a bet to bet.
16:28I don't care if a bet to bet.
16:30I already deal with a lot being in that room with all those guys.
16:33Like, the least I could have is my own bed.
16:35Buddy, I'm 6'4", you a little boy.
16:38I don't give a fuck if you're 6'4".
16:40I'm sleeping in this fucking bed.
16:41No, you're not.
16:42Chris is not going to give up his bed.
16:44And I know this is going to cause drama.
16:45So I'm trying to get Isaiah to be the bigger person and just
16:47switch the fucking beds.
16:49Get off the fucking bed, Isaiah.
16:51Lila, shut the fuck up.
16:52Bro, this is so fucked.
16:53Lila, shut up.
16:54It's not fucked.
16:54For me, a bet is a bet.
16:56You know what they say, you know, you've made your bed, so you better lay in it.
17:00They really want to piss me off.
17:02Family.
17:02Yeah, fuck it.
17:03I'm getting a fucking divorce then.
17:04I think it's so stupid that you guys spent like your day off moving two mattresses.
17:08Like, you know, like, we will have this conversation after I'm done a couple of drinks.
17:14Let's make the Thirsty Beaver something fucking sick, dude.
17:17Make it a fucking frat party, dude.
17:19A couple of practice shots.
17:20We need to forget about all the bullshit and drama.
17:24It's time to get turned up and to have a house party.
17:27Come on, let's go.
17:29Fucking hell, yes.
17:31Step a line, homegirl.
17:32Oh, we got beer pong.
17:33We're playing beer pong, having some drinks.
17:36Oh, yeah, it's a house party and a Thirsty Beaver tonight.
17:40And I know one girl has a Thirsty Beaver.
17:42Hello.
17:43Drop this.
17:46No shit.
17:47Oh, my God.
17:51You guys are having a party without us?
17:54No, no, no.
17:55Well.
17:56Well.
17:56We're getting down at the Thirsty Beaver tonight.
17:58The Thirsty Beaver sounds really disgusting to me.
18:01When I think of a beaver, I think of a vagina and it's, like, thirsty.
18:05Like, I don't know, it sounds nasty to me.
18:07But I guess, like, that's the thing over here.
18:09Thirsty Beaver.
18:10Hey, you go first.
18:12This is part of yours.
18:13That's my baby girl.
18:14We are all getting drunk.
18:15You can definitely tell.
18:16Everybody's starting to feel good.
18:18We are just all vibing so well.
18:20We're having such a good fucking time.
18:22Bunch of hooligans going out of here.
18:24Hooligans?
18:26Come sit.
18:27I'm going to sit.
18:29You know Chris doesn't feel fully comfortable in that room.
18:33He feels out of place.
18:34I thought you as the grown man would be able to let go of your stupid bet.
18:37Thing is, a bet is a bet, though.
18:39I kind of just want what's best for everyone.
18:42And I know that Chris being in this lower bunk is going to fuck up the vibe even worse.
18:47What is happening with your bet?
18:48I was gone and then they fucking took my bet and put it in the fucking bunk bed.
18:51I'm not fucking sleeping next to these fucking disgusting fucking dudes.
18:54Wait, boys.
18:55So what did you do with Chris' bet?
18:57So Chris has the only single bet.
18:59He made a bet and he shook on it.
19:01Okay.
19:01If you beat me in a race, you can take the non-bunk bet.
19:04I wasn't wearing shoes.
19:05Now he's throwing a big fit because he doesn't want to oblige to the bet.
19:08But a bet is a bet and he shook on it.
19:10You've lost the bet, bitch.
19:12I'm mad at Chris because he shook on it.
19:14So I'm like, all right, you shook on it.
19:15So like, I really can't feel bad for you, but like I do.
19:18You can have your fucking bet.
19:19I don't give a fuck, actually.
19:20I'm over it.
19:21Because I'm a bigger person and I'm more mature.
19:22Okay, we're done here.
19:26I understand why you want your own space.
19:30And that's fine.
19:32All right.
19:33You can have the bed.
19:34I'm going to have the bed.
19:35You can have the bed.
19:36I always get what I want.
19:37I love you guys so much, but I have to get home.
19:40I got to go back to Jersey, back to my children.
19:42But Day is going to be here.
19:44I will be back soon.
19:45And when I come back, I want everyone to be kumbaya.
19:48Okay.
19:49Kumbaya.
19:50I love you guys.
19:51We love you so much.
19:52We love you more.
19:53I love you more.
19:53I love you guys.
19:55Bye, guys.
19:56Have a good time.
19:57Bye.
19:57Bye, my boys.
19:58Bye, my boys.
20:00Bye, my boys.
20:01Bye, my boys.
20:04Oh, God.
20:05I got to get back home.
20:10Push.
20:12Yes.
20:14Bosses are gone.
20:16The drinks are flowing.
20:17And we're going to keep the vibes going.
20:20Push.
20:23You want a show with me?
20:25Oh, my God.
20:27Oh, my God.
20:28Oh, my God.
20:29Oh, my God.
20:30Oh, my God.
20:42Push.
20:43You freak.
20:45I think Isaiah and I are ready to take that next step.
20:48Yeah.
20:49Come here.
20:50The sexual tension is just building and building.
20:52And trust me, I'm about to go wild in that jungle.
20:55Mm.
20:56Yeah, we go.
20:57I'm trying to do a home run.
20:59Run.
21:03It never goes.
21:04It never goes.
21:05It never goes.
21:10This short house is feeling like a couple's retreat and not a party spot.
21:16I'm over it.
21:17I'm worrying too bad.
21:22Get the fuck off the bed, bitch.
21:24Oh, okay.
21:25I'm moving.
21:26No.
21:27No, I don't want drama.
21:28A bet's a bet.
21:29I got obliged by a bet.
21:30Chris, you don't get to sleep here anymore.
21:32You lost the bet.
21:33You can't lift me up.
21:34You're not strong enough.
21:35I'm 200 pounds.
21:36You can't even squat a plate.
21:38No one's going to take this bet away from me.
21:40I understand that I lost a bet.
21:41I don't want to do this to you, but at the end of the day, I'm not sleeping in a
21:45bunk bed.
21:45You can punch me in the face.
21:46Wait, Chris, just leave it for tonight.
21:48No, bitch.
21:49You go the fuck to your sleeve.
21:50I respect you a lot, but a bet's a bet.
21:52I've lost a lot of shit in my life to a bed.
21:53I'm going to get in this fucking bed then.
21:55You got five guys in a room kind of trying to keep the respect alive.
21:59Chris, you don't just get to come in the room and make the rules.
22:02Nobody cares if you get in a bed.
22:05Isaiah!
22:11Where's Chris?
22:13Chris is in the bed.
22:14Go eat Parmesan in your fucking bed, bitch.
22:17And do not come in this fucking bed, bitch.
22:20Why are you mad at me?
22:21Go to your fucking bed, bitch.
22:24Chris is drunk and I'm thinking it's all fun and games, but there is heat behind some of those words.
22:29You dumb ass bitches.
22:31Thought I was sleeping in a fucking bunk bed with you.
22:35That's your mattress, bitch.
22:36Lies, bitch.
22:37That's your mattress, you fucking pussy.
22:39You lost a bet.
22:40You lost a fucking bet, bitch.
22:42Accept it.
22:43Bitch, I'm still in this fucking bed.
22:45You're a little fucking pussy.
22:46You can't accept.
22:47You shook on it, you fucking bitch.
22:48Get the fuck out of this fucking bed, bitch.
22:51Get the fuck out.
22:53And bitch, who the fuck are you?
22:54Get the fuck out.
22:56You lost a bet.
22:56You lost a bet.
22:57Fucking accept it, you bitch.
22:59You look so fucking stupid right now throwing a bag of chips in front of everybody.
23:03Like, come on.
23:04No, we don't need to throw shit.
23:06Bitch, I'm still in this fucking bed, bitch.
23:08That ain't even your bed, bitch.
23:10You're still sitting in the fucking bunk bed where you fucking belong.
23:13Yeah, this is my bed.
23:14This is my mattress right here.
23:16Where I'm sleeping.
23:17You ugly dog, bitch.
23:18Mmm, be quiet.
23:22That was not fucking cool.
23:24How Emmett was acting was absolutely absurd fucking behavior.
23:30And I want nothing to do with someone like that.
23:32First, I thought it was a joke.
23:34And then I could see it in his fucking face.
23:37I feel sad.
23:39Emmett isn't aggressive like that.
23:40What is going on?
23:43I didn't mean to hit you with the bag of chips.
23:45I just meant to throw it.
23:46I'm very sorry for that.
23:49I actually mean that.
23:50I didn't mean to hit you with it.
23:51I meant to throw it.
23:51Don't give a fuck.
23:53I didn't mean to hit you with it.
23:54Cute.
23:56I feel really fucking bad.
23:58I'm definitely not a guy that loses my cool in snaps like that.
24:09I wish I would have just let the guy sleep in the fucking bed.
24:31Last night shit got out of hand.
24:33The house feels like there's so much tension.
24:36I didn't sleep last night because of what happened.
24:38It's okay, don't worry.
24:39No, it wasn't okay.
24:41I think Emmett and I need a break from each other a little bit.
24:44I need to reflect on the entire situation and hope that he does the same.
24:48I think he already feels bad.
24:50Like I think he understands what he does.
24:52He should feel bad.
24:53The vibes this morning are weird.
24:56I threw a bag of chips and hit Chris.
24:58I didn't know that Isaiah had told him he could have the bed.
25:02I don't really know if everybody is like mad at me or if some people know what happened or some
25:07people don't know what happened.
25:09I'm really disappointed in Emmett.
25:11There's no romantic interest there.
25:13Like I am just completely done.
25:14I really need some time to evaluate how I'm feeling.
25:16The vibe in the house is awkward.
25:18Everyone's upset.
25:19So this is the perfect time to leave this house.
25:23We're going nowhere.
25:24We're going nowhere.
25:25Me and Riley about to go to work.
25:27She needs to get her mind off of Emmett.
25:29We need to reset for real.
25:37Oh my God, this rain is so shitty.
25:40It's bad.
25:41Kelowna, what the fuck?
25:42I'm frozen.
25:43My hair is wet.
25:44My shirt is wet.
25:45My pants are wet.
25:46And not in the wet that I like.
25:48Could I get an umbrella in this hoe?
25:50Hey guys, how's it going today?
25:52Good, how are you?
25:53Good, my name's Dax.
25:54Nice to meet you, Riley.
25:55Riley.
25:55I definitely think the boss is super hot.
25:59Like immediately I'm interested.
26:01So I need your guys' help setting up.
26:03I'll get you guys to hang up the clothing as well.
26:05Okay.
26:06Lovely.
26:06Awesome, I'll leave you guys to that.
26:08He's cute, huh?
26:09Very cute.
26:11The house needs a fucking, what's that called?
26:15Exorcism.
26:15Exorcism?
26:15How did you know?
26:17Because I feel the same way.
26:20So we're going to get you guys to hang up clothing outside as well.
26:22Okay.
26:22You want to come with me?
26:23I'll come with you.
26:25It's Riley, right?
26:26Riley.
26:27Where are you from, Riley?
26:27Nova Scotia.
26:29Nova Scotia?
26:30Reminds me a little bit of Nova Scotia, but we don't have mountains.
26:32No.
26:33I've never seen a mountain before.
26:34It's hot here too.
26:35Yeah, it's nice though.
26:37You're kind of fine too.
26:38Don't even with me.
26:40Dax's energy is really sexy.
26:41He's also physically just fine as fuck.
26:44Like the idea of hooking up with the boss.
26:47I know, I hear some flirting out there.
26:49Oh yeah, get it on girl, get it on.
26:51I love it.
27:01Last night, the whole Emmett and Chris situation went down.
27:05I want to talk to Emmett because I feel that was very out of character and I want to know
27:09where this anger is coming from.
27:11You like listening to the rain?
27:13Yeah, that's why I'm out here.
27:14Yeah.
27:15I feel a sense of safety and security with him and so I want it to be that for him
27:20as well.
27:21Why did you get so mad about the bed?
27:24I don't know.
27:25I didn't even mean to hit him with the bag of chips.
27:27Like I just threw it just to be like, oh, and then it hit him.
27:32Has this been something like growing up where you've always have felt like it's built up anger towards things or
27:38is it just like that's the way you get out just by being aggressive?
27:41Yeah, I mean like I've had problems in the past.
27:44Growing up, I had a lot of anger inside of me and you know, I was always getting in fights
27:48in school and I don't ever want to go back to that.
27:52Like it would never get to a point where I would physically hurt anyone.
27:56You know what I mean?
27:56Like I would never actually lay my hands on anybody in the house ever.
28:00I think it was just a build up of emotion.
28:02I feel like the air just needs to get cleared and I feel when Emmett is ready, he'll come to
28:06us.
28:07Yeah.
28:12I wish you guys were here yesterday.
28:14You guys would have sold way.
28:15We would have killed it.
28:16Yeah, I got, I had bad staff members yesterday.
28:18You guys are actually pretty good.
28:20Pretty good?
28:20You were really good.
28:22Yeah.
28:22I thought so.
28:24So the shift's starting to wrap up and I'm like prepared to shoot my shot because the vibes have been
28:29flowing since the moment we got there.
28:31If we would go tonight, I think you should come with us. Would you be down?
28:34Yeah, I would link with you guys.
28:35Okay, yeah, then we'll figure that out.
28:37Yeah, for sure.
28:38Okay.
28:39He's so cute.
28:41I want him here.
28:42Can we get Kevin out and put him in?
28:47I think Riley really needed that and I'm so happy.
28:50Oh, oh, oh.
28:52So he's coming to the club with us.
28:55I just want to see what it is.
28:57Feel it out.
28:58I want to like get a little dance on, have a few drinks together because I don't really know him
29:02at this point, you know?
29:04And it's going to come back fucking crawling.
29:07He's going to actually lose his mind.
29:08He's going to lose his mind.
29:09He's going to lose his mind.
29:09I think Emmett will feel absolutely fucking sick about the Dax situation because he wants what he cannot get.
29:15And at this point, it's me.
29:19Oh, my God.
29:20We fucking killed it.
29:22We did a wonderful job.
29:24I need a girls chat.
29:25Can we have a girls chat?
29:26This whole situation with Riley and Dax might make Emmett a little jealous, but maybe that's what she wanted.
29:32I've got a man.
29:33A new man.
29:34I don't want to fucking talk about this.
29:36Wait, can I not be excited?
29:37I am really struggling here with him and you've got your guys' stuff going.
29:40I fucking hate Emmett.
29:42I really, really need this.
29:43Rumor has it Riley's fucking the boss.
29:47I don't know what you're getting.
29:48I'm feeling giddy.
29:50I have not been excited about a guy.
29:51Like, even with Emmett, it was more like our vibe was really good, so we kept going.
29:55I was nervous.
29:57Like, I was, like, twirling my hair, talking to him, like, biting my nail.
30:00Like, I was, like, feeling him.
30:03I'm glad she can be distracted and go and meet somebody new because she was really just caught up on
30:09Emmett,
30:09but seems a little bit fast in my eyes.
30:12I'm so happy.
30:17There's tons of drama at the house right now, so me and Zae are going to do a shift to
30:21the t-shirt shop.
30:22We're just ready to fucking get out there, do our thing, sell some fucking t-shirts.
30:27I don't think this shirt would look good on many people at all, to be honest.
30:33Ma'am, you want a t-shirt?
30:35We are two good-looking dudes, and so we're just out there doing our thing right now.
30:40Hey, how are you guys doing?
30:41Good to meet you, good to meet you.
30:43You look like you got some money on you, you got two belts on.
30:46They're my two beautiful girls.
30:47If I get a, you know, flash a couple dimples to sell a t-shirt, I'll flash dimples.
30:52Hi guys, how are you doing?
30:53I'm doing great.
30:55But I would be better, though, if you guys got juicy.
30:5915 bucks.
31:0020. Beauty ain't cheap.
31:01You like my shirt?
31:02What's your name?
31:03Tatiana.
31:04Tatiana. Oh, that's a good name.
31:05I'm not out here looking for shorties.
31:08I got a job to do, but, um...
31:10Peace out, you have a good one.
31:11She want me.
31:19Sun's coming out.
31:20We're seeing more bodies fly onto the street.
31:22Let's sell them a fucking t-shirt.
31:24Yo, yo.
31:25Y'all want to buy a t-shirt?
31:27Oh, fuck.
31:29Wow, I know you would look phenomenal in one of these.
31:31Yeah, you would look so good in one of these.
31:33For $20, it's right there in the store.
31:35I'm Bauer, what's your name?
31:36Willow.
31:36Oh, wow, I love that.
31:38This girl's fine, but she's gorgeous.
31:40Fuck.
31:41The plot thickens.
31:43You want a ride?
31:44Yeah.
31:44Okay, hop on.
31:45We're getting real close, real quick.
31:47How's your day going?
31:49Good.
31:49How's yours?
31:50Even better now.
31:52You know, it seems like they got some chemistry going,
31:54though, like, just off first impressions.
31:56Wow, your eyes are beautiful.
31:58Are we in love?
31:59And, you know, Bauer's just trying to keep up low-key.
32:02It was great to meet you guys.
32:03Thanks for buying a shirt.
32:04Yeah, it was great to meet you guys, too.
32:05Kiga be pissed at me, but I'm just trying to get a sale.
32:08I am royally fucked when I go home.
32:11Damn it.
32:16I know you guys are mad at him right now,
32:18but I do kind of feel, like, bad that he's just staying there alone.
32:20Emmett's in the doghouse a little bit.
32:22Emmett is beat up.
32:24Everyone is against him right now.
32:26To me, Emmett's, like, a gentle, kind dude.
32:29We're going to talk, and we're going to fix it,
32:31and we're going to fix everything.
32:32I have to apologize.
32:34You should just fucking get it over with so it's not awkward anymore.
32:37You could just tell everyone, like, fuck, guys, this happened.
32:39I think that, like, that's what everyone there wants to see right now.
32:43I've kind of lived a life of, like, you know, hiding your feelings,
32:46and, like, just brought up in that air of be a man kind of thing.
32:50It's more being a man to admit that you're wrong
32:53and apologize for things that you do.
32:56Guys, I came out here to obviously address the elephant in the room
32:58with what happened last night.
33:01I was totally in the wrong to launch a bag of chips at you like that.
33:04That was disrespectful and wrong.
33:06Yeah.
33:06I don't want to have bad blood with you or with anyone in the house.
33:08I agree.
33:09I don't want to make you guys feel like I'm some big dumb guy
33:13who just snaps and gets angry.
33:15Like, that's not me at all.
33:16It's just a really bad look, and I feel honestly horrible
33:19about the whole situation.
33:20Super sorry, bro.
33:21No, I love you, Emma.
33:23Thank you. That means a lot.
33:25You have to have, like, a lot of balls to, like, come and, like,
33:27apologize in front of everyone.
33:30I think it's super, super hard to do.
33:33I think on both sides, sorry.
33:36Oh, baby.
33:39It just meant a lot to me that you did that in front of everybody.
33:42I also apologize.
33:44I think that it's just, sorry, I actually hate this so much.
33:48You're good.
33:49This heat of the moment, we both overreacted.
33:53Like, even Emmy, the way I spoke to you last night, too, like,
33:56also, like, not okay.
33:58I just, I love you guys, and, like, we're supposed to be like a family,
34:02and, like, no matter how much I say, like, I hate you guys,
34:05or, like, you guys are disgusting.
34:07But this is also what comes with being a family.
34:10Like, if no family's perfect, the important thing is being able
34:13to, like, come back and realize where the mistakes were.
34:17Any kind of vulnerability shown in this house is always a good thing.
34:20We're all gonna have our weak moments in here.
34:22As long as they can come back from it and make better choices
34:25next time around, I think nobody should be penalized.
34:30But I really want us to move on.
34:31Yeah, me too.
34:33I'm like, go out tonight.
34:38Like, totally.
34:45Sorry, I lost my voice.
34:46I was screaming.
34:46I was screaming at beautiful girls like you guys all day, selling the shirts.
34:49Those girls over there, they want a shirt.
34:51They want a shirt.
34:51They want a shirt.
34:52Yo, shawty.
34:53Oh, word?
34:55Oh, fuck, bro.
34:56I know exactly who this girl is.
34:59Shit, wow.
35:00It's this girl that I literally had a threesome with days before coming on this show.
35:04Yo, what the fuck, yo?
35:06This is crazy.
35:07I was not really planning to ever talk to her again, to be honest.
35:11You want to come by a shirt?
35:1220 bucks.
35:13Okay, come on, let's go.
35:14But, listen, I'll do what I gotta do to make a sale.
35:18Okay, I'll give you two for 30 because you're the gang.
35:19Aw.
35:20I hope Giselle don't ever see her.
35:22It's kind of stressing me out a little bit.
35:24Honestly, I never wanted to see her again.
35:29Give me that cash.
35:31Checks on deck.
35:32Do I get juicy?
35:34Sadi, you want a t-shirt?
35:36Yeah, YouTube.
35:37Fuck, that girl looks familiar.
35:39Holy fuck, Nikita.
35:41Holy shit.
35:42Oh my Christ.
35:43What the hell?
35:45Bro, I have known this girl since early-ass high school years.
35:49Like, just through social media, like online.
35:51You guys are just walking around?
35:52Yeah, always busy.
35:54And I know you're going to want a t-shirt.
35:55I know you're going to want it.
35:56And I know you're going to want one sold from you by Bauer.
35:59I mean, twist my rubber arm.
36:00I know, exactly, yeah.
36:01Yeah.
36:02I see someone I know.
36:03Bauer sees someone he knows.
36:05Canada's small.
36:06I didn't think it was this small.
36:07There's no way we both just saw Shorty that we know.
36:10Just now.
36:11That's crazy.
36:12Well, you really know yours.
36:13Okay, settle down.
36:19Yo, who wants to learn how to sell a fucking t-shirt?
36:23Uh, Isaiah, were you guys with girls?
36:25We did see some girls.
36:26I'm not going to say too much.
36:27What did Bauer do?
36:28Isaiah and Bauer, they're like two really good-looking guys.
36:32So, automatically, I'm thinking there's going to be something.
36:34And nothing happened, yo.
36:36Nothing.
36:36Come back.
36:37Get your fucking ass.
36:39Where the fuck is Jizz?
36:41Isaiah knows I don't fucking play around.
36:42So, these boys, they're not getting away with this.
36:45Jizz, tell me why the fuck our men just got back talking about
36:49we found some girls.
36:51I'm about to cry.
36:52Okay, well, I seen somebody that I knew, actually,
36:55and it was kind of wild.
36:56So, this girl that you know you ever fucked with before?
36:59Yeah.
37:00Oh, shit.
37:01We're in freaking Kelowna.
37:03How the hell do you run into girls that you knew before?
37:08I don't like that.
37:09She was part of my threesome.
37:11Wow.
37:11She was part of my threesome.
37:13Oh, well, I had a threesome with her and this other girl
37:16right before I came to Kelowna.
37:18What the fuck?
37:20I knew you were a slut, but are you an international slut?
37:24We just walking around selling shirts.
37:25We killing it, and all of a sudden, there's these two girls
37:28standing right at the corner.
37:29And the one girl, I don't know, she happened to know Bauer.
37:33So, they were talking a little bit, but then there was two more.
37:36Oh, my fuck.
37:39And then there was two more.
37:41I'm like, I started getting really worked up.
37:43I'm not psycho, but I am a crazy bitch.
37:47I'm more, I guess, territorial.
37:49Crazy, territorial, same difference, right?
37:52So, how was your day?
37:54It was cute.
37:54Bauer?
37:56How was your day?
37:57I heard there was two bitches, and then there was four bitches,
38:00and then there was six bitches.
38:02Baby, we were selling t-shirts.
38:04Key doesn't know how, you know, flirty-ish I was, you know, selling t-shirts.
38:10I'm like, sweating.
38:17Every night, the goal is to go out and have a good time.
38:20Tonight, I think we especially need it as a house.
38:22So, we're going on a pop crawl.
38:24We're about to turn shit up.
38:28Guys, we're going for beers right now.
38:30Yes, sir, yes, sir.
38:31We're meeting the girls at the fucking bar.
38:33Let's fucking get out of there, boys.
38:35I just hope the boys behave.
38:37Like, if I show up to the bar, and there is even one girl.
38:40No, I'm joking. See, that's, that's psycho.
38:45We're at the first bar, and I'm glad that we got to have one without the birds.
38:49Cheers, fellas.
38:49Fucking rights, fellas.
38:50Good pop crawl.
38:51After all the drama, everyone's on good terms right now, thank Christ.
38:55We're just all trying to have a good time.
38:56And also, we want to make sure that Chris is, like, feeling a part of the boys.
39:00Ugh.
39:01Ugh.
39:03Ew, wow.
39:04It's a treat, doesn't it?
39:06You need some darkness to see the light, right?
39:08So we got to make mistakes.
39:10Behind every storm's a rainbow.
39:11Bang.
39:12And the rainbow is me.
39:13And the rainbow is Chris.
39:15Cheers to that, boys.
39:17Cheers to that.
39:18I think this is the beginning of a new relationship with them.
39:21I think I'm understanding them more.
39:23They're understanding me more.
39:25And I think that's exactly what we needed.
39:26I'm happy that I found, like, a boyfriend group.
39:30I'm not used to this.
39:31Before he said he didn't feel very accepted by us, but now he does.
39:34So now here we go.
39:35We're all fucking brothers now.
39:37I'm telling the girls to go home.
39:39Yes, sister.
39:39Yeah, stay home, stay home, stay home.
39:41Pub crawl, pub crawl.
39:43We going on a pub crawl tonight.
39:45Hey!
39:47I don't know what that is.
39:49Okay, let's head out of here.
39:50Let's fucking go to the next bar, man.
39:53We're getting fired up right now.
39:54Where are we going?
39:56Red Bay.
39:59Cheers to the boys.
40:00Cheers to the boys.
40:03My city's going to pop out!
40:07Oh, shit!
40:09Oh, my God, it's crazy!
40:11Oh, my God, it's crazy!
40:12This is a family pup.
40:14And we show up looking like...
40:16Hello!
40:17...fairy hookers.
40:20I'm like, this is so fucking embarrassing.
40:22Guys, get drinks!
40:23Whatever, we look hot.
40:26I thought there was going to be girls here.
40:28Yeah, no, they just left.
40:29Oh, okay.
40:31Dax is coming to the bar crawl tonight,
40:33and I just want to get to know him better.
40:35Is that him?
40:37Is that your boss?
40:40How are you?
40:41Oh, I'm doing good. How are you?
40:42Good. I was hoping you were coming.
40:43Good.
40:44When we pulled up today, my first initial thought was, like,
40:47you're into a certain type.
40:48Yeah.
40:49And then, like, when I felt like you were feeling me,
40:51I was like, yeah!
40:52I was fine with you.
40:53From the start, I was like, she's cute.
40:55No, from the literal start.
40:56She's cute, yeah.
40:57And that ass shaking, too?
41:00Holy shit.
41:01I'm honestly just looking for what I was looking for with
41:03Emmett, just chill vibes, good energy, a few kisses,
41:07booty grab, maybe suck a titty, really not that fucking deep.
41:10I knew you were my type!
41:12I knew it!
41:13I was vibing with someone, but, like, really quickly died,
41:16and, like, no interest anymore.
41:18So, like, I've been kind of in the same.
41:20You have no interest, but they interested you.
41:23He's right there.
41:23Yeah, I know.
41:24Has he been looking?
41:25I don't know.
41:26I don't know.
41:26Yeah, no, at this point, like, he can beg,
41:29and there's a no interest.
41:30Like, I...
41:35Oh, shit.
41:38Breaking rules.
41:43He's super fine.
41:44They're making it out right now.
41:46They don't care.
41:47At all.
41:47You don't care at all?
41:48No.
41:51I'm not too sure what I did to piss her off, but it is a piss off.
41:56You don't need to be disrespectful like that right in front of me, but whatever.
42:00They're fucking kissing right now.
42:01You don't care at all?
42:02No.
42:03I don't give a fuck, dude.
42:09Next time on Canada Shore.
42:10Cheers to being sexy!
42:14Riley is making out with the boss.
42:17It's fucking gross.
42:18Why are you yelling at me?
42:20I'm not a guy's girl.
42:21Bro, give me the fuck out of this car!
42:23All hell is breaking loose tonight.
42:26Riley is a fucking freak-ass fucking bitch.
42:29It's like two steps forward, eight steps back with these people, houses in flames.