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00:17And Marcus goes to the line.
00:20L.A. is up big here in the fourth.
00:22Marcus Winfield going to the line to shoot two free throws.
00:26Congrats.
00:27For what?
00:27Um, the team you built is up 20 points and is about to clinch home court of Ange in the
00:31playoffs.
00:36Winfield going to the line for one free throw.
00:44That's not good.
00:48You know what?
00:49Home court is overrated.
00:51Maybe we'll just play away games?
01:00I don't know why my life was spared, but I know everything happens for a reason.
01:04And now, I have a new way to motivate.
01:07Motivate sports goo.
01:09All the vitamin and nutrients you need.
01:10And one convenient glob of goo.
01:12Now that's a seamless collab.
01:14Look, I'm glad Marcus is alive, but I want to talk about the person everyone wants dead.
01:19Isla Gordon.
01:20Who is leaking these pictures of me?
01:22Allie, you have got to release a statement that these are AI.
01:24How did she let it come to this?
01:26When we return, the boys and I are going to debate.
01:28Is Isla Gordon bad with money, incompetent, or I'm hearing might be a drinking problem.
01:34Okay.
01:35You know we could have had a new arena five years ago, but Cam blew off the meeting and now
01:39I have to fix it.
01:40Look, it's just an estimate.
01:42Don't be mad at me.
01:46What?
01:47It's just a little square.
01:49Apparently all the squares are connected.
01:50I don't know how roofs work.
01:52It's a lot, but we'll figure it out.
01:53Also, the court was damaged too.
01:56Come on.
01:57That angry vein is back on your forehead, so I won't tell you about the electric.
02:00Well, it was only a matter of time until something like this happened.
02:03Our HVAC is 20 years old, and our Jumbotron is made by Sam Sang.
02:07We're one of the premier sports franchises in the country.
02:10This is very embarrassing.
02:11I know, but the fact of the matter is we don't have the money to deal with this right now.
02:15We are poor.
02:17I don't think you guys know what poor means.
02:19No, it's a different kind of poor, Jackie.
02:20We're cash poor.
02:21Every other owner in the league got rich in tech or oil or predatory loans,
02:25and owning sports teams is just a fun side hobby.
02:27But for us, this is all we got.
02:30I had no idea.
02:31I'm going to sponsor the coffee bean run tomorrow.
02:33No, Jackie, it's not...
02:34Ice blended horchata with cinnamon springs.
02:36It's been a very expensive year with the new Dyson deal and trading for Tommy,
02:39and then just had to shell out half a mil to that one fan who keeps hitting the half-court
02:44jackpot shot.
02:45Jimmy Saldano?
02:46I played with him in college.
02:47That guy's lights out.
02:48Stop fucking inviting him to games.
02:50The discretionary fund won't cover the repairs,
02:52and our bank says we are over-leveraged and that we can't get another loan.
02:56And the league is saying we have to play all-away games until everything is fixed.
02:59We have to play home games during the playoffs.
03:01Where are we going to get the money for this repair?
03:03What about Al Fleischman?
03:04The guy owes me.
03:05I just got him new seats.
03:06Yeah, why did you do that?
03:07Because of a situation exactly like this one.
03:10It's always good to have a rich guy that owes you.
03:11I agree.
03:12Great idea, Cap.
03:13Thanks.
03:14I mean, is it a great idea?
03:15I don't want to be in debt to Al Fleischman.
03:17So do you have a better plan?
03:18I will.
03:19Soon.
03:20Because I am great at landing sponsorships.
03:22So meeting adjourned.
03:31So, who are you going to call?
03:32I don't know.
03:33We are not going to the Toilet King of Orange County.
03:37These suckers.
03:38Look, Al, this is the best way to show the board that you got the funds.
03:41We get this done, you're a major player around here.
03:45Yeah, look, maybe we let you take a layup like Drake did.
03:49Oh, shit.
03:50I gotta go.
03:56Come in, come in.
04:01Dang, the new office looking good.
04:03Yeah, they just repurpose an old janitor's closet.
04:06And that fucking thing I gotta roll out every night.
04:08And they just keep rolling it right back in here, so.
04:10Do you want me to talk to Esteban?
04:11No, no, no, no.
04:12That's not why I brought you in here.
04:13Yeah, have a seat.
04:15Listen, Jackie, I'm realizing that I've been back a while now.
04:18And you and I have never really had a chance to connect.
04:20It kind of bums me out.
04:22It does?
04:23Yeah, of course it does.
04:24And look, it's not lost on me.
04:25You're the only one that got Dad's name.
04:27It means he really saw something special in you.
04:29He left way before I was born.
04:31But also, he still gave you his name.
04:34My mom named me that.
04:35Well, I'm just trying to make a point, you know, that we don't really hang out that much.
04:38We should get to know each other.
04:40How's your girlfriend, Sammy?
04:41Oh, Sophia.
04:42She's good.
04:42She's doing an internship in Washington, D.C.
04:44She actually just sent me a picture of her and Wolf Blitzer.
04:47That's okay.
04:47I don't really need you to see that.
04:49So, what are you doing on Saturday?
04:50I'm going to my local AMC.
04:52It's supposed to be hot out.
04:53And they have the best air conditioning.
04:55Better than Target, which I also have to go to to get cat litter.
04:59Mom's cat has webbed toes.
05:01Stop.
05:02Stop.
05:02Stop.
05:03Because that sounds terrible.
05:05What do you say you come over to my house in Brentwood?
05:06Me, you, Lizzie, the kids, we grill up some steaks.
05:09I love grilling.
05:10I make turkey burgers at my George Foreman all the time.
05:12What?
05:12Oh, do you want me to bring it?
05:14No, you don't need to bring it.
05:15Just come on by.
05:16I can't wait to get to know you.
05:17Me, too.
05:18All right.
05:18I think it'll be good for us to bond, brother.
05:20I do, too.
05:21Right.
05:21Yeah.
05:25Well, listen, that phone's going to ring any second, and I'm going to have to answer it.
05:28So, that means you're going to have to get out of here.
05:29Yeah.
05:31Do you think something's up with Cam?
05:34Like, if Cam gave Al courtside seats, he's definitely getting something in return.
05:38Like what?
05:39I don't know.
05:40But Cam doesn't do anything just to be nice.
05:42Never?
05:43Remember that time he got Joe Francis to delete that video of you on Bourbon Street?
05:46Wait, what was it called?
05:47It was called Spring Break Sluts.
05:49And for the whole summer, I had to be his designated driver.
05:52Uh, I remember having to drive both your drunk asses around.
05:55See?
05:56He used you, too.
05:58Are you sure you're not just mad at Cam because he's the reason the arena's falling apart?
06:01No, I can be mad at my brother for multiple things.
06:03I just, I need time to figure out how to pay for these repairs.
06:08Jackie?
06:10Can you clear my schedule?
06:12You mean your wink-wink?
06:13Hmm?
06:14Botox and filler.
06:15Oh, no.
06:16God, no.
06:16Nurse Jamie is impossible to schedule.
06:18We'll keep that.
06:24Ooh, bad news, Isla.
06:25I can only give you a half dose because there's been a shortage on Dermees.
06:29No, no, no.
06:29I need Dermees.
06:30I know.
06:31He's the best.
06:32Oh, you know who's dad makes it?
06:34Nicole Vark.
06:35Nicole Vark is Vark Pharmaceuticals?
06:38The girl from freshman year who got so drunk she fell off the Sigma Chi roof?
06:41Yeah.
06:42She runs the company with her dad now.
06:44Wait, Allie, I've got a great idea.
06:46Don't get too excited until your face settles.
06:48We can partner with Nicole to pay for the repairs.
06:50She owes me.
06:51I'm the one who called 911 when she fell off that roof.
06:54Yeah, and because of you, they found all those drugs in her system and she got expelled.
06:57She probably hates your ass.
06:59I don't have very many options, do I?
07:01It's been 20 years.
07:02Maybe she's over it.
07:03Right, because rich girls don't hold grudges.
07:06Nurse Jamie, you ready for me?
07:08You get Botox, too?
07:09Yeah, get in my pits.
07:12Oh.
07:19Oh, that was good stuff, bro.
07:21Yeah, totally, bro.
07:22There.
07:25Is there a P.F. Chang's near here?
07:27I did a commercial for them and get free beef and broccoli for life.
07:30You got paid in beef and broccoli?
07:33Yeah.
07:34Good, yeah.
07:35Do you want to go or what?
07:36As much as I love dynamite shrimp, I don't know if we should be seen together.
07:41Because I'm, like, super famous and you're a nobody?
07:43You shouldn't feel bad about that.
07:44No, I don't.
07:46I mean, I wasn't, now I do.
07:47But it's less that, it's more, you know, we work together and I'm also kind of your boss,
07:52in a weird way.
07:53You're not my boss.
07:54But, like, what about an NDA?
07:57Yes.
07:57That's a great idea.
07:58I've never actually used an NDA.
08:00That'd really help me keep a lot of secrets.
08:02I wonder if my whole jazz tap class would sign one.
08:05That would be nice.
08:06I can't have it.
08:08Airdropped.
08:09That's the last one I used, so just erase the name on there and put yours.
08:14Really?
08:16You know he's my favorite Avenger, right?
08:23Hello!
08:24Isla Gordon.
08:26Wow.
08:27You look exactly the same.
08:29Thanks to you, Nicole.
08:33It's been too long.
08:35You know, it's funny you're here, Isla, because not a day goes by where I haven't thought about
08:39how badly I want to.
08:43You do?
08:44Yes.
08:45It's because of you I was forced to go to rehab and turn my life around.
08:49Plus, it's where I met my husband.
08:50Well, that's just incredible.
08:52And makes what I'm about to ask a lot less awkward.
08:54Sit down.
08:57You see, under my leadership, the L.A. Waves have a rich history of trailblazing female
09:03sponsors.
09:04I'm going to stop you right there, Isla.
09:05No need to pitch.
09:06I read the brief.
09:07And I would like to sponsor your repairs.
09:09Really?
09:10Oh, that's amazing.
09:11I promise the Dermese logo on the court brings so much brand awareness.
09:15We actually need help launching our latest product.
09:17It combats an affliction that affects my husband.
09:21Oh, no.
09:22Does he have a disease?
09:23In many ways, worse.
09:25He suffers from GERD.
09:26Oh, no.
09:30God, I'm sorry.
09:34What's GERD?
09:35It's heartburn.
09:36Oh.
09:37Gary's a simple white man who lives in a city full of vibrant ethnic cuisines, none of
09:41which he can enjoy.
09:42Oh.
09:42Sometimes even buttered noodles keep him up at night.
09:45Poor Gary.
09:46So, we have come up with a once-a-year injectable antacid called burpacin.
09:51And we've locked up Kevin from the office to be our celebrity endorser.
09:54I love him.
09:55I am so excited to partner with you.
10:03Another perfectly zeroed out expense sheet.
10:06Aruna, I gotta ask, how do you get it all on one page?
10:10Margins.
10:12Margins.
10:15Okay, there is one more thing to go over.
10:17This $2 million check from Cam that was deposited.
10:19How do you want that filed?
10:20Yes.
10:21No, this is a reimbursement for that outgoing payment that you told me about a few months
10:25ago.
10:26So, yeah, we're all whole now.
10:27It's problem solved.
10:28No, not exactly.
10:29That was marked as a charitable donation.
10:31You can't just reimburse it.
10:33If we get audited, that is a major red flag.
10:35Oh, my God.
10:36I know.
10:37I am very worried about it.
10:39Yes, me too.
10:40And unfortunately, I do have another meeting, Aruna.
10:42But this, you are our best accountant.
10:44So, I am sure that you will find a way to cover it up.
10:47Not, to sort it out.
10:49So, thank you, Queen.
10:53Okay.
10:54Be safe, Mama.
10:57What are you doing?
10:59I wanted to see you.
11:00Why?
11:01I don't know.
11:02I'm horny.
11:03I thought we were going to keep this discreet.
11:04I know.
11:05Discreetion is so hot.
11:06Oh, my gosh.
11:07What?
11:08This is my office.
11:09Yeah.
11:09Somebody is going to see us.
11:11No one's here.
11:12Oh.
11:13Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
11:14You want me to stop?
11:18I should say yes, but no.
11:19This is incredibly hot.
11:20Yeah.
11:21Oh, nice boner.
11:31Today has been amazing.
11:32Uh, hasn't it, though?
11:34You know, my dream is to one day own something like this.
11:36Oh, yeah?
11:36You work your ass off, you can have a house like this.
11:39Oh, I mean, your pizza oven.
11:40I bet you could do s'mores in there, huh?
11:41Oh, yeah.
11:42Girls already did that.
11:43They totally fucked it up.
11:46Final test.
11:48Take them off when you think it's ready.
11:52I don't know.
11:52What do you think?
11:53Let's not forget what Dad always said.
11:55A real man never asks questions.
11:58That's right.
11:58Meat is ready when you feel it.
12:02In here.
12:03And the internal temperature is 136 degrees.
12:09I'm going to take it off.
12:20Oh, that's good.
12:21Yeah.
12:21You want to try some?
12:22No, no, no.
12:22I'm not hungry.
12:24Just two bros hanging out, right?
12:29I always thought college was a waste of time, but look at the connections it made me.
12:32Yeah, those two and a half semesters really set you up for success in life.
12:35I can't believe you actually pulled it off.
12:37Hey, let me ask you something.
12:39Are all these hard hats child size?
12:40What can I say?
12:42I think thinking out of the box is my thing.
12:43I did it with Dyson, Sephora, and now Burpazole.
12:46Burpazole.
12:47Yes.
12:47Right.
12:48Burpazole.
12:50Wow.
12:50Yeah, that looks good.
12:51Oh, that looks great.
12:52Yeah.
12:53Whoa.
12:54How come there's so many words on the court?
12:56What?
12:56What are you...
13:00Dear God.
13:05Is that Kevin from The Office?
13:07God damn it.
13:09So, turns out any promotion for Burpazole is required by law to list all of the side effects.
13:17This is a disaster, Isla.
13:18You really Isla'd this up.
13:20That doesn't work.
13:21Sandy, where were you on this?
13:23You love going through the fine print.
13:24I'm stretched a little thin right now.
13:26Yeah, he's been taking a real pounding lately, guys.
13:28The playoffs are less than two weeks away.
13:30We can't have the words loose stool on the free throw line.
13:33This is fixable.
13:34What if we spread the words further apart?
13:36Like, loose on its own is harmless, so is stool.
13:40Yeah, it'll also help with anal and leakage.
13:42We have to give the farmer money back.
13:44If we are looking for another option, I did approach Al Fleischman about our financial situation.
13:50What?
13:51I told you not to.
13:52I had a feeling that we might need him.
13:54And he said he'd be happy to give us the money, interest-free.
13:57What does he want in return?
13:58A giant toilet on the court?
14:00Al doesn't want any promotion.
14:01Look, all he wants is to show up at the ribbon-cutting ceremony.
14:04He wants to hold the big novelty scissors, you know?
14:06Boom.
14:07Done.
14:07That's doable.
14:08It's amazing.
14:09What happens to those big scissors afterwards?
14:11Are they just up for grabs?
14:12There is one thing that I think would be really nice.
14:15I knew it!
14:16I asked you not to bring an owl.
14:18You do it anyway, and now you want something out of it?
14:21Isla, relax.
14:22Oh, no, we wouldn't be in this mess if it wasn't for him.
14:25We could have had a new arena years ago, but he never showed up to close the deal.
14:29I'm not going to speculate as to why.
14:34Darren, I have not smoked crack in a long time.
14:38Oh, and now he puts out the fire he started, and he wants to collect.
14:42Well, I am not driving you around all summer, Cam.
14:48Fine.
14:50You're right.
14:51I'm sorry I haven't been perfect, and I should have reached out to you, and I should have told
14:56you that I was talking to Al.
14:59What I was going to say is that I thought it would be nice to name the court after that.
15:06It was a stupid idea.
15:07That's a beautiful gesture, Cam.
15:08No, it's not a stupid idea at all.
15:10It's amazing.
15:12It's beautiful.
15:13I'm out.
15:13Oh, my God.
15:14Damn it.
15:15Oh, come on.
15:16No.
15:16No, it's a moment.
15:17I'm out.
15:17Oh, my God.
15:20Hey, I got your text.
15:21What do you mean your agent's mad about your contract?
15:23Dude, I made that up.
15:24Come here.
15:25Oh, shit.
15:28You're supposed to be practicing right now.
15:30Somebody could walk in at any minute.
15:31Don't worry.
15:32They're in the film room.
15:32Coach is showing them Rudy.
15:34Hey, don't act like you're not into it.
15:36You're bursting out of your bonobos.
15:39All right, fine.
15:40Just make it quick.
15:42What was that?
15:43What was that?
15:44Oh, crap.
15:45I guess the last scene isn't as long as I thought.
15:46It was the last scene?
15:47Are you kidding?
15:48Do you think?
15:49In what?
15:50Oh, shit.
15:55What's up, dude?
15:56Did Rudy win?
15:57Who knows?
15:58Coach is crying so hard.
15:59We had to turn it off.
16:01I need a shower.
16:02I stink.
16:03Yeah, you do.
16:04I think my average foot is back.
16:06Does that look like fungus to you?
16:10Got your outfit for the ribbon-cutting ceremony.
16:13Also, Cam told me you're naming the court after Dad.
16:17That's awesome.
16:18Cam told you?
16:19Since when do you guys talk?
16:20Oh, we've been hanging out.
16:21He was teaching me how to cook a steak.
16:24Do you want me to teach you?
16:25No, Jackie.
16:26I know how to cook a steak.
16:28It's just weird, though, right?
16:30Like, Cam all of a sudden wanting to hang out with you?
16:32Is it a sobriety thing?
16:34Or, like, is he just trying to piss me off?
16:38Or maybe he just wants to get to know his brother?
16:43Your Spanx and orthotics are in the bag.
16:52Hey, can we talk for a second?
16:53Whoa, way too much perfume, Sandy.
16:55It's cologne, okay?
16:55I'm covering up a lot of different smells.
16:57Look, you're the only one who knows about this, so I need your help.
17:00I've got to end things with Tommy.
17:02What?
17:02Why?
17:02He's crazy.
17:03He wants to hook up all the time.
17:05It's too much.
17:07We're just, we're built different.
17:08Yes, he's built tall and beautiful, and you're built like,
17:11and I can say this because I am one, a petite Asian woman.
17:14Ha, ha, yes.
17:15I have very small feet, but I also have my limits.
17:18Look, I love you, but you've got to take one for the team.
17:20Just suck it up.
17:20I have been.
17:21At home, at work, in the bathroom with a Jamba Juice.
17:25No, I'm talking about the actual team.
17:27We have won five in a row since you guys started hooking up.
17:30We can't have you messing with Tommy's performance.
17:31Breaking up with Tommy isn't going to affect him at all.
17:34He's a hot athlete.
17:35He's probably got five different guys on the side.
17:37Do not fuck with the winning streak, Sandy.
17:39The playoffs are right around the corner.
17:41So hydrate, stretch, and get back in the game.
17:46I may be a toilet man, but I am first and foremost an L.A. Waves fan.
17:51And none of this would even be possible if it weren't for this man right here.
17:55My boy can't.
17:55Oh, stop it.
17:56Come on.
17:57Listen, that's very kind of you.
17:59But the only reason we're here is because of my dad.
18:02This is really a celebration of him and the things that he loved most,
18:06which was his team and, of course, his family.
18:09And I think he'd be very proud to see us all working together.
18:13Guys, let's, uh, maybe we get a family photo.
18:15Oh, beautiful.
18:16Ayla, come on, get up here.
18:19All right, I'm going to step out for this one.
18:22Thank you, guys.
18:27Ladies and gentlemen, it is without further ado, I present Jack Gordon-Court.
18:34Woo!
18:42Oh, Jesus.
18:44Tommy, you scared me.
18:46Oh, my God.
18:47I'm sorry.
18:48Sorry.
18:48Yeah, my business manager wants to show me a house I can rent this weekend,
18:51but I could just keep staying with you, right?
18:53Oh, I don't, um, I don't know.
18:57What if this house has a pool with, like, a water slide?
19:02My pool doesn't even have a deep end, so...
19:04Water slides are sick.
19:05Yeah.
19:06But I sleep so good at your house, that's why I'm playing so good.
19:08That could be the mattress, which, it's a Tempur-Pedic, and I could order you one.
19:12Wait, do you know I'm going to stay at your house?
19:15Is this because I'm not educated?
19:19I'm sorry I didn't go to, you know, San Jose State.
19:22I went to Stanford.
19:22It's a big difference, but...
19:23Oh, so I'm too dumb to know what Stanford State is?
19:26Stop adding state to everything.
19:27Look, you are young and famous.
19:29You can be with anyone you want.
19:31I can't believe you're breaking up with me right now.
19:34Last time I got dumped, we lost eight in a row, man.
19:36I'm not breaking up with you.
19:37I'm not.
19:38I'm not.
19:38Moving in is...
19:40It's a great idea.
19:41I was just making sure that you weren't feeling trapped or miserable
19:45or miss playing Sudoku on your couch at home alone.
19:49Not at all.
19:50So we're good.
19:51Yes, yes.
19:52It's our anniversary now.
19:54Let's celebrate tonight with Tom Cruise coconut cake.
19:56That bakery's in Woodland Hills.
19:58Oh, so you know where to go.
19:59Home.
20:02You're going to be great.
20:07That one song was amazing.
20:09Oh, yeah, it's good.
20:10Sorry I spat up that oyster.
20:12No, it's okay.
20:13I don't know if it was going to be so wet.
20:14Listen.
20:17Jackie, I got a favor I need to ask you.
20:19Anything, brother?
20:20I need you to give me your urine.
20:23My pee?
20:24Look, I know it's weird, but it's like I've got this probation thing
20:29that I'm about to get off of, and I have to do this, like,
20:31court-ordered urine sample.
20:33It's so annoying, but...
20:34Why don't you just use yours?
20:35Oh, my God, I would love to.
20:37But, you know, I get those sore throats,
20:38and then I have to take the allergy medication,
20:40and then the allergy medication shows up as a narcotic in my urine.
20:42And I'm like, oh, my God, big farmer.
20:44It's like, get me out of here.
20:45You know what I mean?
20:45But I really trust you, and no one else could know about this.
20:48You understand?
20:50Okay.
20:52I will give you my pee.
20:53Thank you so much, man.
20:54I appreciate this.
20:55You had no idea.
20:56Anytime.
20:57I got to go, but you have a good night.
20:58All right.
20:59Have a good night, too.
21:00Oh, hey.
21:02Stay hydrated.
21:03All water.
21:20Oh, shit.
21:22Shit.
21:22Oh.
21:23Oh.
21:25No.
21:26Oh, God damn it.
21:30Oh.
21:35Alexa, how do you unburn a steak?
21:38Hmm.
21:39I don't have an answer for that.
21:52Hey, Kim.
21:54I hate when people think of me as the person I used to be.
21:58And I may have been doing that to you.
22:01But maybe we both changed.
22:03Thank you for helping the team.
22:14Oh.
22:18No problem.
22:19I'm proud of who you've become.
22:20And look at the team we've built.
22:26We?
22:27We?
22:27I got the feeling
22:30I got the feeling
22:35I got the feeling
22:45I got the feeling
22:50I got the feeling
23:14I got the feeling
23:20Oh, baby, and turn me on now.
23:25Oh, baby, and turn me on now.
23:33Go to bed.
23:57Go to bed.
24:27Go to bed.
24:57Go to bed.
25:21Go to bed.
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