#video #The Boys S05E03 (2026)
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00:21The End
00:22You don't look like a unit of CR, right?
00:25The commander has asked for the commandment.
00:29I don't know.
01:09I don't know.
01:30I don't know.
01:35Please.
01:36I have family.
01:38I love you making dragons.
01:40Please.
01:41I'm sorry.
01:42No one can know I was here.
01:49Soldier Boy.
01:51America's first hero.
01:53Defender of liberty, faith and family.
01:56Branded a traitor by the legacy media.
01:58Scapegoated by Starlight, who was the real mastermind behind the attack on Seven Tower.
02:04But from the ashes of injustice, Soldier Boy has been reborn.
02:09And America deserves the truth.
02:12Since 1984, Soldier Boy has been in Russia working with our friends in the Kremlin to root out those sneaky
02:18traitors in Ukraine.
02:19Turns out Russia isn't our enemy.
02:21They're a strong, family-first nation who don't put up with trans bathrooms.
02:24We're grateful to Soldier Boy for his courage and sacrifice.
02:28And we hope that he can forgive us as he takes his rightful place on the Seven.
02:36It is my honor to present Soldier Boy with the first ever Democratic Medal of Patriotic Freedom.
02:53My boy.
02:55My poor sweet boy.
03:01I'm also very proud to say that this great hero is my father.
03:07What did you find out?
03:08I don't know, when did you want to stop?
03:25Forty years out of the spotlight, you still got it, huh?
03:29Sage tells me the socials are blowing up.
03:33People magazine, they're calling us America's sexiest dynasty.
03:38Believe that?
03:44Come on, I would never have sent you in there.
03:47If I knew the butcher had the virus, I wouldn't have, you swear to god.
03:51Although I did tell you not to engage, so if we're pointing fingers,
03:56I don't think I should be exclusively at fault here.
03:58Gentlemen, lab results are in.
04:02Lab results.
04:07How?
04:08We were there, they all got infected, we watched them die.
04:12How the fuck is that Constable Braven?
04:15Oh no, oh no.
04:23He's got V1 in his bloodstream.
04:25Shit.
04:26V1, what is V1?
04:28Frederick Vought's first iteration of Compound V.
04:33V1's ten times more potent than today's formula.
04:36Highly unstable, only worked on a handful of early supes.
04:39You, bombsite, torpedo, private angel, Stormfront.
04:44Who is Stormfront?
04:46Dr. Vought's wife, Clara.
04:47Uh, I think you know where's Liberty?
04:50Point is, V1 saved your life, and is likely why your generation of supes doesn't age.
04:55This is a modern Compound V molecule.
05:00This is the virus.
05:01It's spike proteins bind to the V receptors, kind of like gears meshing, but V1 is different.
05:07It looks like this.
05:10Nothing for the virus to bind to.
05:12You might have told us that before we tested it.
05:14V1 hasn't been in circulation since the 1950s, and I thought Soldier Boy was dead.
05:18We all did.
05:19And now all I'm hearing is that this motherfucker is unkillable.
05:33Okay, but what about Homelander?
05:35Does this... does this mean that...
05:37I'm his son.
05:38Am I immune too?
05:39No.
05:41Your embryo was shot up with plain old Garden Variety V.
05:43Like me, like every other suit.
05:45But if Homelander got his hands on some V1, then theoretically he'd be like Soldier Boy.
05:48Immune to the virus.
05:50Maybe even immortal.
05:51Bring me some.
05:51I can't.
05:52Why not?
05:53Thought destroyed every vial.
05:54There's none left.
05:55The vial still exists.
05:56Somewhere.
05:57I suppose.
05:58Wait, if that's true, then that means he can use that...
06:00We need to get to it before Homelander does.
06:02How?
06:03I'm sure he knows all this already.
06:05We're fucked.
06:05Good point, love.
06:06We hit him with the virus.
06:08Today.
06:09While it still works.
06:10That wasn't at all my point.
06:12Which is right.
06:13See?
06:14It's the smart play.
06:16We draw him out and hit him today.
06:18Okay, how are you gonna get it in front of him?
06:21Homelander hasn't been seen outside of the tower in days.
06:23Which means he's probably scared of getting infected.
06:25And if you release this thing, he just flies up into fucking space until it's all over, right?
06:30So until you figure that out, we have to find some of this V1.
06:34We don't really have a choice.
06:37I know where to start.
06:45You know what, fuck you.
06:48You knew Butcher had the virus.
06:49You defrosted me just to send me into the fucking wood chip.
06:52No, no.
06:53I did not.
06:54What I wanted-
06:55What joke's on you, asshole.
06:56Cause I'm gonna live.
06:58And you'll die.
06:59If the virus doesn't get you, I will.
07:02And when you're sitting in that wheelchair, shitting in a colostomy bag,
07:05I'll be running the seven, shitting on Sherry Lewis's tits.
07:12Look at you.
07:15Just the softest, wettest boy.
07:20Hypothetic.
07:21You're nothing at all.
07:30Mademoiselle Annie, are you certain of this?
07:32We don't have a choice.
07:43You know what this means, right?
07:44If we do get this V1, you and Kimiko could take some.
07:48I mean, if you made Soulja Boy immune to the virus, it could make you immune too, like a vaccine.
07:51Yeah, or we could grow a million dicks.
07:53Like a kushval, but with dicks.
07:55It's very specific, but look, there's a chance.
07:59No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
08:02No, no, no, not you again.
08:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
08:04Zoe, take it easy.
08:05Put him away, kiddo.
08:06That won't be necessary.
08:09At least not yet.
08:12Starlight, we weren't expecting you.
08:14I take it Marie Moreau is running late?
08:16Marie's not coming, but I know about the meeting you had a while back.
08:19She set this up, actually.
08:22Did she?
08:22Yeah, we need you to tell us everything that you know about V1.
08:26You mean the first generation V?
08:28Soldier Boy has in his veins that made him immune to the virus you're working on with William Butcher?
08:36You can't actually be surprised, I know.
08:38But why should I help the friends of a deranged man who murdered my daughter and orphaned my granddaughter?
08:47Vicky meant a lot to me, too.
08:49And what Butcher did was unforgivable, which is why he's not here.
08:51But you're still working with him.
08:54We think that Homelander is trying to get that V1.
08:57And if he does, he lives forever.
09:00And you will be just as fucked as the rest of us.
09:04So you're gonna keep droning on like some fucking black Mr. Spock, or you're gonna help us out?
09:09I'm gonna keep droning on like some black people.
09:12And I'm gonna keep droning on like some black people.
09:14I'm gonna keep droning on like some black people.
09:15Follow me.
09:27After you.
09:28I'm gonna keep droning on like stuff.
09:56it smells near you're right it smells like an abercrombie got fucked by 7-eleven while
10:01arby's jerked off from the corner it's v bro mango thunder body spray fuck everyone this is
10:07maverick translucent sub sup player sup player starlight i was a kid last you saw me he sang
10:17at my dad's funeral maverick hi um what are you doing here don't you go to gadolkin fuck that
10:24place and fuck what they're all a bunch of liars they said a cartel super villain killed my dad
10:28mr egger was the only one that told me the truth
10:34it was homelander homelander killed my dad
10:42wow homelander oh god i fuck that fucking motherfucker i've been saying it for years
10:48this fucking this fucking guy motherfucker okay so maverick zoe marie moreau what are you trying
10:57to start your own teenage kicks or something i believe the children are our future maverick
11:02if you'll excuse us a moment follow me if you want to know about v1 i hope you have strong
11:08stomachs
11:10v1 was barbaric and unstable dr bought's first test subjects at dachau lived in a state of endless
11:16torment he murdered thousands only to achieve five successes jesus even after bought defected to the
11:23allies he kept testing v1 on a ready supply of u.s servicemen why am i not surprised by then
11:30we were
11:30in arms race with russians and nothing could stand in the way of national security dr bought stabilized the
11:37formula in the 50s and swept all mention of v1 under the rug like every other sort of chapter in
11:41this company's history and you're sure there are no more doses left whatsoever not that i've seen
11:45you think bought wanted a paper trail to dachau this is every surviving file for project wads
11:51if you want to look through them be my guest
12:00zoe zoe wait
12:03what happened to your mom was awful
12:06look i didn't know that butcher was gonna
12:10i didn't mean for her to get hurt
12:12i promise
12:19promise you promised that we'd be safe
12:22then i woke up alone to see my mom ripped in half
12:25i'm sorry
12:26then i got chucked into red river because my dad is probably dead too
12:30so go fuck yourself
12:44maybe if i raised you i could make you better
12:47but your fucking disappointment disappointment
12:50the pitiful disappointment you are
12:53deep down there's a part of you that is still
12:56you're the better you're my greatest failure
12:59you're nothing at all
13:18oh my boy
13:21my sweet boy
13:25what is wrong
13:26why are you so unhappy
13:28my father and my dear son
13:32everything
13:32it's all falling apart
13:34no
13:35no it's exactly what needed to happen
13:38yes it's been foretold
13:41you're about to ascend
13:43become immortal
13:45divine
13:46a true god
13:47with the love of the world
13:51i know you think love is weak and human
13:54but who is more loved than jesus
13:58and why should he have more love than you
14:02you save more people than he does
14:06the one true god
14:10how
14:13how millions of people save me
14:16well then you baptize the unfaithful in their own blood
14:21rip babies from their mother's wombs
14:24skin parents in front of their children
14:28rid the world of the wicked
14:31the non-believers
14:34they'll call me a foster
14:36the only ones left will be your faithful
14:39and they will love you in their hearts
14:42they'll cry happy tears at the mere thought of you
14:45oh
14:46you have one last task my love
14:49yes
15:01you
15:02you
15:02you
15:19You're late.
15:20Came as soon as you texted.
15:22It was kind of far.
15:23Where?
15:24Russia.
15:25Near the border, I think.
15:26Anybody see you?
15:29Uh, no.
15:32What's that?
15:39Uh, I caught myself shaving.
15:42Trust me, you don't need a shave.
15:50So your grandpa's in there with them now?
15:55Is Butcher in there?
15:57No, but they can lead us to him.
15:59We can find him and kill him.
16:02Kill Butcher?
16:05I don't think that's a good idea.
16:06You don't think we could?
16:07He's dangerous.
16:09Look what he did to your mom.
16:10That's the point.
16:12He's not worth it.
16:13Ryan.
16:13It's not worth you getting hurt.
16:17He'd kill you.
16:20So I'm just supposed to fly away and hide with my dick in my hand?
16:22So he...
16:23Forget it.
16:40You think I couldn't smell the tanqueray in your breath?
16:45What the fuck?
16:46Well, well, well.
16:48Ain't this my lucky fucking day.
16:50Should buy meself a lotto ticket.
16:53Thought you'd still be in touch with your girl.
16:55You never had and showed?
16:56I was planning to nick Zoe.
16:58Text you from a phone and just wait for you to come running.
17:00But hey.
17:02Fucking Christmas.
17:10Nice one.
17:12But I don't break easy in that one.
17:15Not like Mallory.
17:16You're a right tough lad, ain't you?
17:18Killing an old lady and fucking off to Russia.
17:22Zoe was right about you.
17:25Maybe I should just put you out of your misery.
17:29You could.
17:31But you won't.
17:32And why is that?
17:33Because we both love the same woman.
17:36And we both hate the same cunt.
17:41Look, mate.
17:42You can be as pussy with me as you like.
17:44But we both know.
17:46I ain't the bad guy here.
17:50No, really.
17:52I just need us.
17:53To have a proper chat.
17:56That's all.
18:03Old letter.
18:04I'm here.
18:05What do you want?
18:08What in the fuck?
18:12Is that milk?
18:13Better.
18:14Brass milk from the NICU at Mount Sinai.
18:16What?
18:16You ask me up here so I can watch you swim in tit-jizz?
18:19I want to give you another chance.
18:21You want to give me another chance?
18:23Yes.
18:23Help me find the V-1.
18:25I'd rather fist myself with a handful of racers.
18:28Besides, Cleopatra Jones said there's no V-1 to find.
18:31Oh, there most certainly is.
18:34And I am going to find it.
18:37Yeah, what makes you so sure?
18:38An angel told me.
18:41It's my destiny.
18:43Just when I thought there was a ceiling of how fucking weird you could get.
18:46Yes, yes.
18:47Make your jokes.
18:48You've been blessed with immortality.
18:52But what have you done with it?
18:53Drink and fuck yourself numb.
18:56You.
18:58You.
19:00Are a disappointment.
19:05You see, I am not going to waste my immortality.
19:12I am going to take what's rightfully mine.
19:14I'm asking you if you want to see to the table because you're my father.
19:18But with or without you, a reckoning is coming.
19:25You know, all I see is a freak.
19:27A freak with a bushel of gray pubes.
19:32Try some juice for men.
19:48What's Fort Harmony?
19:49I have no idea.
19:50It's all over these memos.
19:52What do they say?
19:53I don't know.
19:54The text is encrypted, but I think I can crack it.
19:56You couldn't possibly.
19:57It's 1944.
19:58There's more processing power on your toaster than there was on the encryption tech back
20:02then.
20:03Give me an hour.
20:06What the fuck is that?
20:21Hey.
20:22Sorry.
20:23Just, uh, you might want to lighten up on the V-bro mango thunder.
20:28That is, that is musky.
20:31My dad was in the first campaign.
20:33Vanish into freshness.
20:34It just smells like him, you know?
20:38I'm sorry about your dad.
20:40I, I, I lost mine, too.
20:43I'm sorry to hear that.
20:44It's just, it's crazy, right?
20:46Walk around one day feeling fine, and then, I don't know where the pain just hits you like
20:51a truck, like, just takes the wind out of you.
20:53You guys are trying to take down Homelander, right?
20:56Let me help.
20:57Look, Maverick, I, I don't think that's such a good idea.
20:59It, it, it's really dangerous.
21:01I don't care.
21:02He fucking killed my dad.
21:03It's the only thing I can think about.
21:05I know that you want this to mean something, but it's never going to make sense.
21:09And the more that you try, the less sense it'll make.
21:13Trust me.
21:15I know.
21:16What am I supposed to do?
21:17Honestly, just let go.
21:21Live your life.
21:22Be happy.
21:23Fall in love with someone.
21:24I do have a girlfriend.
21:26Really?
21:27Sloane.
21:28She's an alpaca.
21:33Cool, just maybe think about what your dad would want for you, and then do that.
21:38That's what I'm trying to do, anyway.
21:42Uri, can I, um, can I just talk to you for a quick second?
21:45Yeah.
21:50Stop.
21:56Another mention of Fort Harmony from 1963.
22:00Mucher has a skinner, no?
22:01He does.
22:02Maybe your resolution is good enough so we can make out some of the text.
22:05Okay.
22:06Go with him.
22:07Sounds good.
22:08I've been watching pornography, and I'd like to try out some cunnilingus.
22:15I don't understand.
22:17All you do is get him on the blower and tell him you want to see him.
22:21He rocks up, you chuck the shit in his face, and that'll be it.
22:27Why me?
22:27Because he won't leave the fortress of Cunutu for anyone else.
22:30So this is what you want to talk to me about?
22:33Killing my dad?
22:35Listen, mate.
22:35Is that all you think I'm good for?
22:37I ain't gonna treat you like a kid no more, all right?
22:39You're done with that.
22:40Homeland will rape your mom.
22:42He's gonna burn everything down, and you are the only one who can stop him.
22:48Now, normally I don't put no stock in any of that bollocks about destiny.
22:51But if anyone's got one, it's you.
22:58I throw this virus at him.
23:01What'll happen to me?
23:04You'll die.
23:09I'll be close by.
23:10We'll go together.
23:13Look.
23:16I ain't gonna lie to you.
23:17This...
23:18This is...
23:19Not what your mom wanted.
23:21It's the only way.
23:24And it will be...
23:26Justice.
23:29You're asking me to kill myself?
23:34You wouldn't be the first lad to throw his life away in a war.
23:38But you would be the first.
23:40To save the world.
23:42Doing it.
23:54I'll fetch us a point.
24:04I mean, no wonder Soldier Boy's getting all this heat.
24:07He's a fucking Nepo Daddy.
24:09Like, he's not even that good looking.
24:11Like, his hair's doing most of the heavy lifting.
24:14Like, you shave his head.
24:16He's the gayest sailor in Fleet Week.
24:18Seriously, man.
24:19Thanks for letting me tag along.
24:21I need a win.
24:23Will you just tell me this?
24:24Homeland really didn't want me to come along.
24:26He didn't, like, mention my name even once.
24:32Why do you ask them?
24:40Keep heading south.
24:45So, like, what's your story?
24:48My story?
24:49Yeah.
24:50I was born on a sugar bush.
24:52Maple farm.
24:52One day when I was five, my parents died.
24:54In a tidal wave of molasses.
24:56Then I was raised by four geese and agoraphobic fox in a crystal cave where they taught me the ways
24:59of the soil and the salt central Gerald.
25:01That's the oldest goose.
25:03Revealed to me that he's the reincarnation of Robin Williams.
25:06And then he took me on his egg-shaped spaceship to Ork because Mork and Mindy is a Netflix documentary.
25:12Orson married us.
25:15And the rest is history.
25:21I'll let her ask you to come along?
25:25Personally.
25:36Merde, huh?
25:37Cyber trucks are the entourage of cars.
25:44A penny for your thoughts.
25:48Huey said the V1 could be a cure.
25:51You really think so?
25:53Would give us more time.
25:59What would you want to do?
26:02We could travel.
26:03I can DJ.
26:04In Berlin.
26:06Nothing to tie us down.
26:08Never in the same place twice.
26:14Do you want that for your kids?
26:16Of course not.
26:18Which is why I would never have any.
26:28But, uh...
26:29You want children?
26:32Three.
26:33Two girls and a boy, a house by the water, and maybe a Bernadoodle.
26:37Peace and quiet.
26:38After all this killing, I just want a place to call home.
27:04I told her you were 30.
27:08Fuck the liver, fuck the lice.
27:10Here's to the bird who sits on your face.
27:17Where'd you pick that up?
27:19Me old man.
27:20You're too close?
27:22No, not really.
27:23He was a piss artist.
27:26Used to lose all his money on the GGs.
27:30No, horses.
27:31And then he'd come home, beat the living daylights out of Lennon and me.
27:36And then later, laugh about with his mates.
27:40He was a right cunt.
27:41Where's he now?
27:43Bottom of the Thames.
27:45I put him there just the other day.
27:48I only wish I'd done it sooner, before he caused more...
27:54I don't know.
27:58Butchard, do you think that I could ever...
28:04That I might turn into my dad?
28:09I don't know.
28:16My mom...
28:18And Grace...
28:20The others...
28:21All I do is just hurt people.
28:24I can't be around anyone.
28:32Without us, without Sucs, the world is a better, safer place.
28:47I'll do it.
28:59Following the mass arrests of suspected starlighters,
29:02protesters have taken to the streets
29:04and clashed violently with superheroes and police alike.
29:07It's all so tediously predictable.
29:11Insurgency.
29:11Counter-insurgency.
29:13Liberation.
29:14Crackdown.
29:15Round and round she goes.
29:18Is now a good time to say I've always found you super fucking creepy?
29:22Oh, hold on a second.
29:24I got something.
29:25Check that out.
29:27So, Fort Harmony was an army hospital where Frederick Vaught worked.
29:30The government designated it top secret
29:32and then decommissioned it after the war.
29:35Why is that square blurry?
29:37That's what the military does to keep classified facilities hidden.
29:40Now, I'll bet you a porterhouse at Luger's.
29:42That's where Vaught was testing the V-1.
29:44If there's any more left out there,
29:45that would be the fucking place to look.
29:53Who are you followed?
29:54Hell no.
29:55Home lander's looking for the V-1 just like we are.
29:57It's only a matter of time before he found you.
29:59We're at 90 feet below solid concrete.
30:01The door is munitions-grade,
30:03ballistics-resistant,
30:04same as a norad bunker in Giant Mountain.
30:06It will hold.
30:09Better hope so.
30:17Oh, thank you, fuck.
30:19We'll hold forever.
30:20So, we're trapped down here.
30:21What's the plan?
30:23Wait.
30:24Has anyone seen Zoe?
30:25Sorry?
30:27Sorry.
30:29Oh, my God.
30:55Oh, my God.
31:47Oh, my God.
31:49Oh, my God.
32:02Oh, my God.
32:17Oh, my God.
32:19I told me Zoe was dead.
32:22And he's the one who killed Vicky, not Holman.
32:26Fucking psycho.
32:27And you all went along with it.
32:32Come on, Zoe.
32:34I'm sorry, my poor.
32:37I cannot allow you to leave.
32:41Please, don't make me shoot your papa.
32:47No.
32:48Let them go.
32:49She tried to kill us both.
32:51She should grow up like a kid, not like us.
32:58Go.
33:17Zoe, pick up.
33:19Do not come home until I tell you to.
33:22It's not safe.
33:23You understand?
33:23Call me.
33:24Do we know when she left?
33:29Do the service hatch a few hours ago.
33:31Can we get out that way?
33:34That's precisely where Noir's patrolling.
33:36Well, if that's the case,
33:39then what are you packing?
33:43Whoa.
33:44I've been looking for those.
33:51ARON BLOCK!
33:52ARON BLOCK!
33:54500 a stick...
33:59Well you even had a copy.
34:01Anyone can see here?
34:02TICK!
34:02TICK!
34:22My father spent his whole life fighting for it, and here I am, smoking a fucking cigar
34:29with Stan Edgar.
34:31And I remember your father, you know.
34:36He was impressive.
34:38Over 30 Ivy League attorneys at Vaught, and one small-time Harlem lawyer made them work
34:44weekends and holidays, damn fucking straight he did, but he couldn't win.
34:51It's why, ultimately, you won't win either.
34:55You're fighting an unbeatable foe.
34:56You know that, right?
34:58Who?
34:58Vaught?
34:59Please.
35:00It's more powerful than Vaught, or Homelander.
35:03More powerful than nature or life itself.
35:05It's profit and loss, supply and demand, the elegant flow of currency across the globe.
35:12We're just cobs in a great machine, and we all have our part to play.
35:22Say you kill Soldier Boy, or Homelander, or even release this virus.
35:25When superheroes go out of fashion, something else will just take their place.
35:30Because corporations must still grow.
35:35Money must still be made.
35:37The machine must still be fed.
35:41That is the way of the world.
35:45Motherfucker.
35:48When this is all over, you're aiming to run Vaught again, ain't you?
35:53Like I said, we all have our part to play.
36:00If that day ever comes, I have a part to play to, and that's to put a bullet in your
36:07fucking skull.
36:14Finally, haha, showtime.
36:18Hey kids, do you love America?
36:20And basic knife skills?
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36:50Who needs soups when we can get fucking kids to do it?
36:53Listen, I want you to put crime analytics on finding the V1.
36:58It's out there.
36:59Oh.
37:00I know it.
37:00Uh, how many people do you want on?
37:04Everyone.
37:05It's all we do.
37:06From now on.
37:07Also, I want our entire pharma division working on literally nothing but recreating the V1 formula.
37:14Vought, destroy the original formula.
37:15That could take years.
37:16Skip animal testing.
37:17You have camps for the criminals?
37:19Just start using them.
37:29This is wonderful.
37:48It's an honor to have a great American like yourself on the show.
37:53I guess it runs in the family, huh?
37:56Homelander's father.
37:58Dang.
38:00The Glock, huh?
38:01Never saw the appeal in foreign-made guns.
38:05Well, this ain't your granddaddy's Glock.
38:07This here's a 9mm.
38:09Gen 5-7 round capacity with a crisp fucking break.
38:14Well, mine's a much longer barrel.
38:16Battle proven all-American cult 1911.
38:20Chambered in .45 ACP.
38:24That'll blow your fucking panties off.
38:27Now, that little Glock, that's good for a late-night Harlem stroll, but this here, that's a certified
38:33kraut dealer.
38:34Think you mean an antique?
38:35I mean a classic.
38:37You want to give it a try?
38:39Now, some can't handle the kick.
38:41If something tells me, you'll do just fine.
38:49I'm having some fancy!
39:06I got hated to you.
39:09I haven't fucked that hard since.
39:12Since I railed Sherry Lewis on the balcony of Studio 54.
39:16I ain't got no idea who that is.
39:21Hey, why the hairless pussy?
39:24I mean, what's the point of going down there if you're not going to get a fat face full of
39:27fur?
39:29Was that how Homelander likes you?
39:31Like a baby?
39:35More like a mother.
39:39But you do have fuck, right?
39:41Mm-mm.
39:44Damn.
39:45I gotta admit, I was kind of just doing this as petty revenge against the freak.
39:51That's terrible.
39:52Who would do such a thing?
39:55You shouldn't say that about your son.
39:57Well, he thinks he's better than me.
39:59He doesn't.
40:01How do you know?
40:03I don't know much, but I can read people.
40:05And the way he looks at you?
40:08Shoot.
40:09I ain't never seen him look at nobody like that.
40:17Oh.
40:18It's not exactly a compliment, though.
40:21He is the strangest motherfucker I've ever known.
40:24And I've had a threesome with Gary Busey.
40:25Oof.
40:32Here.
40:33Someone I want you to meet.
40:38Is this terror?
40:42Well, my mom told me all about you.
40:45Hey, boy.
40:46Where's he been?
40:47My aunt Jenny's been looking after him.
40:49Does he still help everything?
40:51Gentleman of his age.
40:52Well, he does his best.
41:00Ryan?
41:02Kimiko?
41:03Wait, you can talk.
41:11Tell me.
41:13It's all gone.
41:15Where is Samael?
41:17We let him leave with Zoe.
41:18We're not all monsters, you fucking monster.
41:27You touch her, I'll never make more.
41:30So back off.
41:45We're still going to go after Homelander, right?
41:46Not today, we're not.
41:48Then when?
41:49I don't know.
41:50A week?
41:51Have your month.
41:53We don't have a month.
41:55He's going to burn everything down like you said.
41:57Let's just go now.
42:00Not without the virus.
42:01But you said I was strong enough.
42:03You said I was the only one who could stop him.
42:05You said it was my destiny.
42:06I just said that so you'd get him out of tower.
42:10Without that gem, you'd just be another stupid kid on a fucking suicide run.
42:17Same old lying, pathetic asshole.
42:23Ryan.
42:24Ryan.
42:31All right, kid, this is a halothane grenade.
42:34What you do is you pull the pin, you toss it, and you run like hell.
42:38Also, make sure you don't inhale or else you're going to knock yourself out too.
42:42Once all the bodies are down and the smoke clears, we'll come out and get you.
42:44Got it?
42:45Yeah, got it.
42:47Maverick.
42:49Be careful.
42:56Huey.
42:59Hey, I know.
43:01I'm sorry.
43:01It's just, he's a really good kid.
43:05I mean, if we find the V1, I think we should give him some.
43:07Huey, come on.
43:09How many more people are we going to kill and then their kids come after us?
43:13And then we kill them and it's this vicious cycle that never fucking ends.
43:17Maybe we'll never be able to break it, but we have to at least try.
43:27What was that for?
43:29It's just, it's been a long time since I've been around someone who is actually trying to
43:36make things better instead of stopping them from getting worse.
43:41You think the V1 can save us?
43:44Fuck yeah, I do.
43:46He's at the hatch.
44:19What the fuck is that?
44:21Hey, I got an invisible kid here.
44:23This stinks like V-Bro Mango Thunder body spray.
44:26Here, take him.
44:27Shit burns my nose.
44:29Maverick?
44:29Is that you, bro?
44:30You with Edgar?
44:31You were one of my dad's best friends.
44:33How come you never told me it was Homelander that killed him?
44:36Bro, Homelander didn't kill your dad.
44:39It was Butcher's crew.
44:41You know, that sus French dude and Starlight's boyfriend.
44:43What's his name?
44:44Lucy Howie?
44:45They blew him up, stuffed his body parts in a box and dropped them in the East River.
44:49Saw it with my own eyes.
44:51No cap on God, bro.
45:03Does it look like the Deep is talking to an invisible person?
45:06Fuck.
45:11Fuck.
45:15Fuck.
45:20Fuck.
45:26We're just here.
45:40God damn it.
45:41Fuck.
45:41There's not enough power.
45:47Slithery motherfucker.
45:51I mean, instant karma, but fuck.
45:53Um, okay.
45:53We gotta go out front.
45:55Stick together.
45:58Yo!
45:59Nice work, Brobocop.
46:14Go and handle it!
46:21No, I can't
46:26go out front.
46:37Sorry bro, don't hate the player, hate the game.
47:20Don't kill me, motherfuckers!
47:31Where did you eat it?
47:33It was you, wasn't it?
47:34You killed my dad.
47:36Get the pants off me.
47:38Where are you?
47:40Is that why you were telling me all that weird shit about letting go?
47:43You sick fuck.
47:44You're right, you're right.
47:45It was me.
47:45It was me.
47:46I mean, cold comfort, but I killed my dad, too.
47:50Fucking psycho.
47:51Just wait, just wait.
47:52Look, with Translucent, someone murdered my girlfriend.
47:55Not your dad, but still, I was...
47:58I was angry and scared.
48:02And I felt all this hate, and I'm sorry.
48:05I shouldn't have done it.
48:06It's not the answer.
48:07It's the only answer, motherfucker.
48:14Rhetoric, stop.
48:15I don't want to fight you.
48:16What the...
48:17I don't want to fight you.
48:45Oh
49:13There's never
49:17You don't ever
49:20It's okay
49:23It's okay
49:26Everything's gonna be okay
49:31I'm here
49:53Dad?
49:57Ryan?
49:59Hey you
50:01I'm really glad you called
50:02I knew you would
50:04It's like a miracle
50:09You like the upgrade?
50:11Do you remember when you took me here?
50:13Pretended to care about me?
50:16I do care about you, son
50:18I love you
50:22I need to ask you
50:23For my forgiveness
50:26You already have it
50:28Okay?
50:28Let me finish
50:29I put too much pressure on you
50:31To fill my boots
50:33And I realize now
50:35That
50:36Well
50:37That
50:38That was impossible
50:41But
50:42I do have some pretty exciting news
50:45I am
50:46Going to live forever now
50:50I'll realize my own legacy
50:52And you
50:53You're off the hook
50:55You can do
50:56Whatever
50:57Did you do it?
50:58Did you rape my mom?
51:00What?
51:01Of course not
51:03Who told
51:04Did William Butcher
51:05Tell you that?
51:07Your mother and I
51:09We had an affair
51:11A consensual affair
51:13Between the two adults
51:14Your heart's racing
51:15Yeah, because I'm shocked
51:16And frankly
51:17My heart's breaking a little bit
51:19That you could think
51:20I would do something like that
51:25Ryan
51:26Ryan
51:32I don't know where this is coming from
51:34Because
51:34Your mother
51:36She came on to me
51:40Ryan
51:41Son
51:43Ryan, buddy
51:44Look what came out of it
51:45My son
51:46A blessing
52:09Look at what you made me do
52:24It's okay
52:25It's okay
52:28My sweet, sweet boy
52:29Let's ask you
52:31If Satan
52:40Forget
52:41Just
52:41To
52:42To
52:46To
52:47To
52:48To
52:48To
52:49To
52:49To
52:50To
53:06Okay, so the virus is gone.
53:08Samir took off with Zoe and Butcher went after Ryan.
53:13Probably getting lasered as we speak.
53:14That Homelander's got Edgar.
53:16If he wasn't already close to finding V1, he is now.
53:18We are so fucked. Like anal DP1 dude's thighs draped over another dude's both pumping away on some poor girl
53:23fucked.
53:23Hey, maybe we lay off the porn.
53:27No.
53:28Okay, I do have some good news.
53:31We were able to make out some of the reductive text.
53:34In 1963, a troop of Boy Scouts was found dead in the woods near this Fort Armony.
53:40The ribcages of their tiny body ripped open.
53:48And this is good news?
53:49Oh yeah?
53:50The files are no longer reductive.
53:53Okay.
53:55Well, that's where we're headed.
54:18Amy?
54:19Wait!
54:21Wait!
54:21You could have died, Q!
54:23I'm okay.
54:23I'm here.
54:24And I think if that happened, I just, I wouldn't come back from that.
54:27This was easier when I was on my own.
54:30Amy.
54:31When my time was dying, don't want nobody more.
54:38All I want for you to do is take my body home.
54:45Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
54:48Well, well, well.
54:51Well, well, well.
54:52Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
54:55Jesus is going to make him.
54:57Jesus is going to make him.
54:59Jesus is going to make him a dying baby.
55:04All I want for you to do is take my body home.
55:11Well, well, well, so I can die easy.
55:14Well, well, well.
55:44Well, well, well, well, so I can die easy.
55:46All I want you to do is take me when I die.
55:47I want you to cry.
55:48All I want you to do is take me when I die.
55:55See you next time.
55:56You
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