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00:00Previously on Heated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It's Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:18This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone because no one can know.
00:23A whole lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:27So, what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:31How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:33from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:35Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:37What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:43Hollander, see you next season.
00:59He's wearing 똑같ity.
00:59You're looking for thosenenfuckers.
00:59You're in her way.
01:01Move on, kick up, shoot down, you can stay.
01:06You're in our way.
01:08Que los forever.
01:11Que los forever.
01:15Que los forever.
01:16Que los forever.
01:19Que los forever.
01:24You think I'm pretty
01:30Let's go
01:54Good job
01:56Give you a hand
01:58A golden star
02:00You think you're clever
02:02Good God
02:04She took a break
02:06Made a mistake
02:07When she met Trevor
02:11Que los forever
02:15Que los forever
02:18Que los forever
02:20Que los forever
02:50I know
02:53You're up at night
02:56Hunched over your phone
02:58Like a tree
03:00A darkly hill
03:02It's crooked
03:03From the wind that bites
03:06You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're lost to hope you're relevant
03:18I'm standing in my light
03:21You're standing in my heart
03:25You're sta-
03:30You're sta-
03:33You think I'm pretty
03:36You think I'm pretty
03:38You say you're scary all the most people do
03:42I wish there's a real world
03:44I wish there's a real world
03:45I'm in my heart
03:46I wish there's a real world
03:48I wish there's just won't get into it
03:50Nice job
03:52Now get out of the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking hit
03:58I said I'll see ya
03:59You wanna be ya
04:00You wanna be ya
04:06Nice job
04:07Get out of the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Que las Florevas
04:52Que las Florevas
05:38Que las Florevas
06:00Que las Florevas
06:07Que las Florevas
06:55Que las Florevas
07:13Que las Florevas
08:01Que las Florevas
08:30Que las Florevas
08:34Que las Florevas
09:06Come here
09:07No, you come here
09:08No, you come here
09:09No, you come here
09:14No, you come here
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:45Wow, wow.
09:47You think this will be enough?
09:49Fuck off.
09:58Where were you?
10:06Where were you?
10:15Please don't go.
10:24Please don't go.
10:28Oh, my God.
10:30Stay right here.
10:37He's okay.
10:39Hmm?
10:55Shit, Rose, the fuck up.
10:59Is he okay?
11:00Okay?
11:08It's you.
11:12It's you.
11:14Okay.
11:16It's you.
11:20It's you.
11:23It's you.
11:28It's you.
11:29It's you.
11:30Okay.
11:52Are you?
11:55Oh, God.
11:56Hold her.
12:03What the hell are you?
12:12The hell are you?
12:22Please don't...
12:25What?
12:27Shut up.
12:32I wish I would know, okay?
12:57You killed me, Wander.
12:59I'm dead.
13:01That was so fucking hot.
13:03Oh, God.
13:08We're the way.
13:10We're the way.
13:24I should go.
13:32So, uh, obviously we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:39Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:41Do you know?
13:42Um, yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:47They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is threatening to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet, uh, your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:04Anyways, I'm psyched.
14:06I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08You don't even know what?
14:09Who owns the metal?
14:11You fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come hands-free?
14:19Don't fuck yourself, Rosno.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:37Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we're four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story
14:55here in Sochi Russia.
14:56What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's
15:09captain.
15:27A hard pill to swallow on all mice.
15:36All in there.
15:37What's up, motherfucker?
15:38Good boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Vani.
15:42Be nice, Vani.
15:43I fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56Seriously, this year, baby, we're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in silver, Vani.
16:00Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:01Yeah.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:07Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:09Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here long.
16:14Alright, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating.
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:32I mean, fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
17:14Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:39Hey.
17:45I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:58We hit.
17:59We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:12Please, go.
18:13You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:36You are so close to my office.
18:38Yes, my father.
18:41I want to meet you today.
18:45You are so close to me.
18:50You are so close to me.
18:52So, you are so close to me.
18:52Let's see.
18:53And yesterday, you won't win...
18:58Latvia.
18:59Latvia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this?
19:05Is it not sad to you?
19:06Not sad to me.
19:07Well, not so.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a game.
19:14It's a real shame.
19:16It's not to justify the hopes you showed up in childhood.
19:20I'm playing better now than when I'm playing.
19:23Our guard is damaged.
19:25The commander is playing.
19:26Playing?
19:27What is this American absurd?
19:29What is it playing?
19:30You, captain, you're playing them playing.
19:34You always find someone who's guilty from childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:46Your mother?
19:47She can't do this.
19:53Not at all.
19:56She can't do this.
19:57She's not a mother.
20:00She's not a father.
20:03She has been a mother.
20:07You remember her mother.
20:10She's not a mother.
20:10In Moscow?
20:11Of Moscow?
20:12Of course.
20:14Of course.
20:17We need to go to the evening.
20:23To meet the minister.
20:28Yes.
20:29Ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always the same.
20:36He's always the same.
20:37He's always the same.
20:37He's always the same.
20:39No, that was the same.
20:41He won't help.
20:42I'm lucky.
20:43They'll pay rise to the different West and Africa.
20:48Not all works.
20:51You're too good with us?
20:53Joe...
20:54This is the problem with leadership.
20:58Editor...
20:59I have too much said.
21:07You are my angel.
21:08You talk too much about it, especially when it comes to hockey.
21:14Only when we win, Papa.
21:16I'm going to buy a bar, and I'm going to give you one more time.
21:21Look how she's got it for you.
21:24From the same time.
21:27I'm an angel. It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:31I want to drink.
21:33I want to drink something.
21:51We're good.
21:53Can you say it's time to go home?
21:57For an extra time, Sasha.
22:04I don't think you played good.
22:07I told you how you're good.
22:07I would say thanks to you.
22:08but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:10For those who have been a whole life son of a hockey coach,
22:14you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes pay attention to my opinion.
22:19When I understand what it is, pay attention to my opinion.
22:23In any case, it doesn't have any significance for you.
22:26It doesn't?
22:27Why did you decide that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And I don't care about these crazy games,
22:39when you have a real chance to win this year.
22:42Is that true?
22:42Yes, that's true.
22:44Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46But New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:53In this year?
22:54Yes, in this year.
22:55Because I think he is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:02On the extra sense.
23:04Well, you should be caught up with a hit.
23:07You have as a wife, as a family.
23:08You really have to be done.
23:11You were too scared.
23:12You did.
23:13I'm sure the band was back up to you.
23:15You are very late.
23:16So you will win in the West Coast,
23:17You will win the West Coast at all,
23:17you will win in the West Coast.
23:18You will win in the West Coast,
23:20And in Chicago,
23:21you are still working in the West Coast.
23:21in the final,
23:22it will be different,
23:24and they will be good enough.
23:26but they are too young.
23:28And so you will win the Strassemaniem
23:29for the year.
23:30than I've been talking about with her son.
23:36Thank you, I'm going to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you need to be perfect.
23:41You should be perfect.
23:43Yes.
23:44But you need to agree.
23:48We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:51See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How is Paris, Sasha?
24:03Wow.
24:05It's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:10Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Girls.
24:15It's just beautiful.
24:17And boys?
24:20Well, you've seen the French boys.
24:25Right?
24:25It's your head.
24:32What the fuck?
24:35Is that what you had to say?
24:40Is that something you're a realist?
24:56I can't believe you.
25:08Here? Seriously?
25:12The danger was to you earlier.
25:16If you remember me, don't you?
25:18I...
25:21We're already the children, Sash.
25:26Yes.
25:28That's right.
25:33Let's stop.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:49Okay.
25:59Okay.
26:03Okay.
26:05Okay.
26:06I'm glad to see you.
26:25Captain's here.
26:26Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:29What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, my God.
26:35You said you could have a good home, Eddie.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over. You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule. You just made that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander. You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no. Fuck you, Swedish in Fred.
26:50Fuck you, AJ.
26:51Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:53Stop!
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:56Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:07A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a tear, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:19Look.
27:20I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:23I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:31Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:11This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:23We'll fuck you.
28:28I can't believe that asshole's about to win the cup.
28:32Shane hates him the most.
28:34What?
28:35You ate Rosenhoff.
28:36Of course.
28:37But he's very good at hockey.
28:39He's the best probably.
28:41Eh, nah.
28:42You're the fucking best all ender.
28:44Okay?
28:45Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:49And that is that.
28:50The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:54What a comeback story this year from Lilia Rosenhoff.
28:57The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
29:00Leading his team in block shots.
29:02Two shots against.
29:03And obviously it comes all night.
29:07That's an animal!
29:10Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:29Woo!
29:32Woo!
29:37Woo!
29:38Nice watch.
29:38I gave this to you for free.
29:39What the fuck were you, Ronald?
29:415 seconds.
29:42Ah, 25 seconds.
29:43What were you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award for...
29:49That was busy.
29:50That was who?
29:51...Ilya Rosenhoff and Shane Hawfield.
30:00But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on, when will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:16Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great, give me your number, I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:30And the Lord Talon Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
31:14Well...
31:18What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in like six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us and then it's for some fucking
31:30clown show.
31:32So yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you.
31:44You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:59Maybe as nicely.
32:07I...
32:08Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick we'll have
32:19to ask nicer than that.
32:24Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick. Please.
32:44No.
32:49What? No.
32:53We'll go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show, and then go to boring party after.
33:01And then, when I've been waiting all night, you'll come back to my hotel room and I will maybe, maybe,
33:10do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:18I, uh, I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No. The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah. So being boring is, is genetic.
33:36Genetic.
33:42And let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:10Good luck coming.
34:13Good luck coming.
34:27I'll be working hard to clean a few days.
34:28They're gonna be, oh.
34:29I'm in this position now for now.
34:31Wait for a minute.
34:32I need your own line ofå‹¢.
34:34We need your own line ofå‹¢.
34:34Especially systems.
34:35You're gonna ask me.
34:36I'll draw the line of what your hands are.
34:38It's gonna-
34:38Schlagg.
34:41...
34:41...
34:58Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:40You're such an asshole.
35:50What?
35:53It's a lot of windows.
35:54Let's go to bed.
36:16Good.
36:18Now get on the bed.
36:26This is a good hotel.
36:28Very nice vodka.
36:30It's hard to find in America.
36:32Okay.
36:36Touch yourself.
36:37What?
36:38Show off for me. I want to watch you.
36:40You what?
36:41It's my special day, Hollander. I want to watch.
36:45I've never...
36:46No shit.
36:47Fuck you.
36:49Give me some vodka at least.
36:50No, no, no.
36:51Vodka is for after as your reward.
36:55Fine.
37:01Why did your holiday покуп go to the banks?
37:14Why do they want to go banyak sounded?
37:14Anna?
37:20It's alright.
37:20No, no!
37:24I hope you enjoyed this.
37:29do you want to know how it feels
37:32how it feels
37:34holding the cup
37:35you fucking asshole
37:38I can barely describe it
37:40oh my god Hollander
37:54fuck
38:04are you gonna fuck me?
38:06we will see
38:10I need
38:13what?
38:15you know
38:15tell me
38:19you
38:25I need you
39:08Ultimately
39:08I need you
39:09also
39:09a
39:12are�s
39:13these hours
39:16you
39:16know
39:23they
39:26So, Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:41So, are you heading back soon?
39:44Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:49Oh, yes.
39:56Why?
39:59What do you mean why?
40:02Do you have to?
40:05There is no have to, it's... it's home.
40:10Yeah, but... I don't know, is it safe?
40:15What do you mean safe?
40:18I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:30What difference does it make?
40:32A pretty big one, I think.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:43Oh.
40:45Yeah, me too, I should...
40:56So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22I'll see you...
41:23I'm on my way.
41:23You should, um, who?
41:23I'm living on my way.
41:24Oh.
41:33The number for house...
41:42The number for house...
41:44Who?
42:17Fuck.
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