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00:07Green light and red light.
00:39Green light and red light and red light.
00:59Green light and red light and red light.
01:31Green light and red light.
01:46I like it.
01:51I like it.
01:54I've never done this before.
01:57Do you think there's something there?
02:00I'm in a dream.
02:01I'm in a dream.
02:01I'm in a dream.
02:02I'm in a dream.
02:04I'm in a dream.
02:15Kimo-bu-i-chino-o
02:16Kimi-no-i-mi-no ki-mo-chi-shiri-tai-yo
02:20This is bad. Really, really bad.
02:41Home room's starting and I'm so freakin' late.
02:43Gotta come up with a really good excuse. I can't say I stopped to help an old lady or that
02:48my mom didn't wake me up on time
02:49I used those already. Well, it's believable and what'll for sure get me out of trouble
02:57What was even the point of the red light?
03:02How did I hit every single stop light on the way over? Thanks to that I have to awkwardly show
03:07up in the middle of first period
03:14What's with the booby-trap as if I'd fall for such a basic prank?
03:23What kind of cruel and unusual punishment is this I didn't even do anything wrong besides being late
03:29It's a good thing. You can just slip into the little slide door here
03:32At least that saves me the embarrassment of getting chewed out at the front of the classroom
03:42Yep, of course it's locked. It's just hard to be locked today of all days
03:46I know I can just sneak through the bottom door thingy
03:49I'll just slip in like the wind completely undetected and they'll be none the wiser
03:56What is going on?
03:58I should have known
03:59There's only one mastermind in this entire school who'd do this and she's in my class
04:03I guess it could be for the best
04:05If I crawled through there I'd probably get into even more trouble
04:08But if I'm gonna go down
04:09I might as well
04:10Take the high road
04:33When do we have stained glass windows?
04:37Why am I running? There's nothing to run away from
04:40I've got no choice but to go back and face the music that's the right thing to do
04:45Looks like there's only one way this can go that works out for me
04:49If I am to perish I shall accept my fate proudly I'll march in through the front door and go
04:55out with a bang
04:57That would be awesome
04:58No, it's showtime prepare yourself eraser. You're gonna smack this glass clown with a giant grin on her face
05:07Sorry, I'm late, but I erased to get here
05:10Everyone won't think I'm hilarious
05:13Do you have any idea what time it is young lady?
05:17But I just can't stay mad at you go ahead and take your seat your rascal
05:21I got this. I totally got this. I am beauty. I am grace. I shall appear
05:44I am gusto
05:45You have no idea.
06:00You have no edge. You can go ahead.
06:04You have what time it is.
06:26What stupid crap are you up to this time?
06:29Aren't you a little old to be missing your own like this?
06:31Who told the planet to lift up all the sea from every sort of attack?
06:38Heads up, I guess.
06:57Would you shut up?
06:58Miles Davis is rolling in his grave!
07:00I'm so sorry.
07:01I guess we got a little bit carried away there, huh?
07:03So what'd you think of our sound, Cool Cat?
07:05It was pure torture and the only sound I could hear was the rupturing of my eardrums.
07:09Maybe you'll change your mind if I play it again.
07:12Did you hear a word I said?
07:19Huh?
07:19Huh?
07:22No, no...
07:24Uh...
07:24Uh...
07:48Uh...
07:49ever seen it done on TV, but I bet it'll be super neat to do it myself in real life.
07:55Gotta try and get a good spot at the front or I might miss out on the noodley goodness.
08:00I haven't eaten at all today, so I gotta make sure to snag a bunch of noobs and eat my
08:04fill.
08:17Noodles!
08:25What the hell are you doing? Are you trying to screw things up?
08:30Here comes some more.
08:32Um, excuse me, but I don't...
08:35What? Are you gonna show up here, waste my noodles, and just give up?
08:39I don't know who you think you are, but that ain't gonna fly with me!
08:45So, don't be mad, but, uh, I don't have any chopsticks with me.
08:49You're quite the demanding brat, huh?
08:52Here, you better be ready now.
08:54Oh, okay.
08:57Ew.
08:59Sorry to bother you, but I think these are kind of sort of fused already.
09:03Deal with it.
09:06Enough cheddar!
09:07My noodles wait for no one, get it?
09:09Oh, well, guess I have no choice.
09:12Aw.
09:15Uh.
09:23Uh.
09:24Uh.
09:26When I just shout a joke, you're supposed to laugh.
09:30Uh.
09:30Uh.
09:31Uh.
09:31Uh.
09:32Uh.
09:32Uh.
09:32The next one coming up will be different, and I'll show you what true hell is like, so get ready!
09:37Uh.
09:41Uh.
09:43Uh.
09:44I'm not gonna waste all my water on you.
09:46It's dry noodle or no noodle!
09:48Uh.
09:49Don't you even think about skipping them.
09:52Uh.
10:01I, uh, would you quit being so flaky?
10:04Dig in and savor the flavor of raw noodles!
10:07Uh.
10:09What are you waiting for?
10:11They won't stay fresh all day, you know.
10:13Uh.
10:14You haven't changed one bit.
10:16Yeah.
10:29You came back!
10:31Uh?
10:32Uh!
10:38When I caught word of the flowing noodles in the park, I knew it had to be you.
10:43I only did it all this time because I knew that you would come back to me someday.
10:48Uh.
10:49It's been 30 years since you left to search for the most delicious flowing noodles.
10:54Were you able to find them?
10:55Huh?
10:57I sampled noodles from all across the land, but I'm afraid that it was all for naught.
11:02Uh.
11:03I used our savings to support my travels, but I must report they're as dry as an uncooked nude.
11:09Uh.
11:11I'm sorry.
11:13Could you ever accept a broken man without his noodles?
11:16Uh.
11:17Of course.
11:18Uh.
11:22What are you looking at?
11:23Keep on walking.
11:24Uh.
11:25Excuse me, miss, but could you make like a flowing noodle and slip away?
11:29Uh.
11:40Listen up, freshmen.
11:41It's announcement time.
11:42There are some people who learn with praise and others who learn through criticism.
11:46And I will be the one to determine which type you are.
11:49Do you understand me?
11:51When you learn through praise, but never get praised.
12:04Eight.
12:05Seven.
12:06Six.
12:07Five.
12:08Four.
12:10Three.
12:10Two.
12:11One.
12:12Zero.
12:15Launch when I say it like that.
12:17One.
12:20Three.
12:20Two.
12:22Three.
12:24Three.
12:45Three.
12:48Uh, really?
12:49Okay, so can you tell me more about how grown up you think I've gotten?
12:53Yeah, okay. I guess you seem more mature than you used to be.
12:58How about you? How grown up do you think you are, Nano?
13:01Well, I suppose I've never thought of myself as the particularly mature type.
13:07Yeah, you're right. I guess you aren't all that mature, huh?
13:10So it looks like I'll have to be the one who cleans up.
13:16Pick up this and this.
13:22Here, I'll grab that for you.
13:24Um, I was still reading that. You don't have to take it.
13:27Oh, silly Nano.
13:33What am I gonna do with you, Sakamoto?
13:37What are you doing?
13:38I don't want you to catch a cold.
13:40I don't know what you're up to, but leave me out of it.
13:43Oh, silly Sakamoto.
13:46You'll catch a cold.
13:48No, I won't. And if you're gonna cover me, use a towel or a blanket, not a stupid book.
13:52Oh, Sakamoto. Always so quick to complain.
13:56Cut it out!
13:57I do not appreciate this harassment.
14:00All right, I'm gonna go and put the laundry in.
14:03Hey, good idea. Let's do it.
14:08I've got this covered, Hakase.
14:10All that's left to do now is turn on the dial.
14:12Then it looks like I have no choice.
14:14I'll turn the dial for you.
14:16No, don't worry. I can handle this part by myself.
14:20I said I could turn it, so let me turn the dial thing, because I want to!
14:23Okay. Sure. Could you please help me with the laundry?
14:27Ah!
14:28Ah!
14:29Ah!
14:31Ah!
14:32Ah!
14:33Ah!
14:34Ah!
14:35Ah!
14:36Ah!
14:40Ah!
14:43Ah!
14:48Ah!
14:49Ah!
14:50Ah!
14:51Ah!
14:51Ah!
14:56Ah!
14:56Ah!
14:57Oh, well.
15:16It looks like you're having trouble with the cooking, so let me take care of it.
15:19Actually, I think things are going fine on my end.
15:23I bet my cooking will taste better if you try it.
15:26Come on, I'll prove it to you!
15:27Cut it out!
15:28That's too big to me!
15:29Just let me use the thingy!
15:30I know what I'm doing, so it's okay!
15:33I'm serious.
15:33Come on, you can trust me!
15:42Oh my goodness, is everything okay, Sakamoto?
15:46Do things look okay to you?
15:47No, but I was just hoping!
15:49You are so reckless, Sakamoto, walking straight into harm's way like that.
15:53How is this my fault?
15:54You are the ones messing around!
15:56Try to relax, kitty kitty.
15:58Being mad isn't helping anyone.
15:59You are making zero sense right now!
16:01It's not a big deal, I'll just start over.
16:04Don't worry, you can leave all the cooking to me!
16:07Well, I don't want all the other food to get cold, so it needs to be quick.
16:11Yeah, I get it.
16:12I'll have to take care of things then.
16:15Watch the eggs, Hakase!
16:16You're going to knock them over like that!
16:18Don't worry so much, giant grown-up!
16:20Hey, careful!
16:21I have everything under control!
16:23No!
16:24Oh, clumsy kitty.
16:26It's your fault!
16:28What is her deal today, anyway?
16:32I think she's trying to act mature for us.
16:35Because I am mature.
16:40Hey, kid.
16:41Yeah, what's up?
16:45You do know that mature kids don't get snacks.
16:55Ta-da!
16:56It was actually the same old Hakase this entire time!
17:02I lied.
17:11Whoa, it looks like I've got a big one!
17:16Wow! A single rainboot!
17:19Hmm?
17:20Ah! It's a giant one this time!
17:25Whoa! It's an old tea kettle!
17:28This was starting to feel more like treasure hunting than fishing.
17:32Hmm. If I knew I'd find such cool stuff, I would have brought some friends.
17:36I guess I'll come back later.
17:55Some trendy things.
18:09Barehanded sushi.
18:17Damn it!
18:20I do want to do my thumb work!
18:23Why does thumb work even exist in the first place?
18:27Well, my grades are in the crapper right now, so I kind of have to do it.
18:31I'm usually so good at doing just enough to scrape by.
18:35Usually.
18:36By right now...
18:38I'm wondering what I'll even do if I graduate and go off to college.
18:41What comes next?
18:44Getting a job?
18:45I keep hearing about how tough the job market is nowadays.
18:48So what chance do I have if I don't get my degree?
18:52High school?
18:54College?
18:56Career?
18:58The biggest hurdle right now would be college entrance exams!
19:02But...
19:02Studying is the WORST!
19:05How is this schoolwork applicable to real life anyway?
19:09Wait.
19:10Hang on.
19:12What do I even want out of life?
19:16My Dreams for the Future by Yuhu Ayo-e!
19:19What do I want to be when I grow up?
19:22I want to be a frowned lizard because they're cool!
19:26I'm a lizard...
19:30I don't want to study!
19:32I don't want to be a frowned lizard anymore either, so I'm running out of options!
19:40I don't want to be a frowned lizard because I don't want to be a frowned lizard because I don't
19:42have to deal with real people problems anymore.
19:45But...
19:46If I didn't want any problems, I think I'd have a pretty easy life if I was a living national
19:51treasure.
19:52If I did become one, I wonder how much I would make.
19:55And how do I become a living national treasure in the first place?
19:59Come to think of it, I'm not even sure what one is.
20:02All right, enough crazy talk. I need to come up with some realistic options.
20:07What do I want to become?
20:09What do I want to do?
20:10What to do?
20:14No good. I've got nothing.
20:17I just started high school, so I guess I have a few years to think it over.
20:20If I've still got nothing by then, that means...
20:25College!
20:26Exams!
20:27And I'm studying, and I don't want to study.
20:34No, I can't think like that. I just need a plan.
20:37I have to figure out what I want to do with my life.
20:39Once I figure that out, everything will fall into place!
20:45What do I want to do?
20:47What do I want to do?
20:51What do I want to do with my life?
20:59Oh, hey, Mom!
21:09Would you stop banging on the floor?
21:12Don't you know how late it is?
21:38Well, I'm not too great with tough questions.
21:41For now, I'll just do my homework.
21:44Well, I'll just do my homework.
22:25See you next time.
22:53See you next time.
23:14See you next time.
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