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00:57Such a beautiful morning.
01:04Guess I should go wake Hakasei up.
01:15Maybe after breakfast, I can take a quick stroll around the block.
01:22Wait!
02:11See you next time.
02:11See you next time.
02:13See you next time.
02:16See you next time.
02:18See you next time.
02:23See you next time.
02:53See you next time.
03:22You get it?
03:25What's wrong with them?
03:26They're totally deadpan.
03:28It's like they didn't even hear me.
03:30Am I invisible?
03:31Am I a ghost?
03:33Wait a sec.
03:34What if my joke was too complicated for them and they didn't understand it?
03:39Oh, well that's a shame.
03:41It was such a good one.
03:42But maybe I should try something that's more their speed.
03:45Not everyone can keep up with my quick wit.
03:48Okay.
03:49Man, it's getting kinda hot.
03:52The clouds are patchy.
03:54But I hope my hair isn't.
03:56That'd be bad.
04:01Okay.
04:02Now they're really starting to freak me out.
04:04I'm so spooked.
04:06But I get it.
04:07Sudden and irregular hair loss is no laughing matter.
04:11I gotta keep it light.
04:14Alright.
04:15It's time to unleash my secret weapon.
04:17You better brace yourselves.
04:20Hey, listen.
04:22What do you call a thousand-leg insect that asks for help?
04:27You call it?
04:29I'll send it, plead!
04:30Get it?
04:32Still nothing?
04:34How is that possible?
04:35They've got the most intense poker faces I've ever seen in my life!
04:40Hold up!
04:41What if they just didn't get it because they didn't know I was telling jokes?
04:45That's fine then.
04:46It's nobody's fault.
04:47Well, at least not mine.
04:49Okay.
04:50Hey, it's joke time!
04:52What do you call a thousand-leg insect that asks for help?
04:55You call it?
04:56A scented bleed!
04:57Get it now?
05:02That's the coldest shoulder I've ever seen.
05:05I never thought they could be total ice queens like this.
05:09But what if?
05:13Maybe.
05:14This is their way of saying that I need to get up to their level!
05:18You know what?
05:20I will!
05:23Watch me!
05:26Fine then.
05:27I accept your challenge.
05:29I'll show you what I can do.
05:31Just you wait!
05:32You'll see!
05:33You'll all see!
05:34All two of you!
05:38I can do this!
05:41I'll never give up!
05:46So oxygen went on a date with potassium!
05:51It went okay!
05:53So excited!
05:58I'll never give up!
06:11You're welcome!
06:17I'll never give up!
06:18Of that psychic, the fortune teller!
06:24To catch the fog!
06:28But I missed!
06:42So basically, you can just substitute the x in the equation,
06:46then plug and chug the answer.
06:48Then this y over here...
07:10President!
07:11Ogie! It's been forever since you've showed up to the club!
07:14And I was starting to think you abandoned me.
07:17Have you been? Good?
07:18Uh, yeah.
07:19Well, I'm really glad you came back here, so hey!
07:22Tell you what, let's celebrate your return!
07:24Come on, how about some Y'sei no'sei?
07:27Nah, I'm just here to quit.
07:57I'm really excited.
07:57You are so excited!
07:58You're so excited, so you wanted to be.
07:58You're so excited!
07:58A movie is about to start.
08:28Something spicy!
08:38In a deep blue sky, clouds drift and linger above.
08:42It was a right hand, Sasahara.
08:44What a masterpiece!
08:47Hey, you dork!
08:48Do you have any freaking idea what you've done?
08:53Today's weather appeared to be quite pleasant,
08:55so I came to the roof to write a poem about it.
08:57I'm talking about this! That's right, look here!
09:00This thing ring any bells?
09:02I do believe that's one of mine.
09:04I must wonder why it's in your possession.
09:07Don't act like you're innocent!
09:09You were littering, so I had to pick it up for you!
09:12It's certainly not trash, and I never meant to throw it away.
09:16I just dropped my handkerchief by-
09:19Yeah, right! That thing is yours, which means it's garbage!
09:23If I dropped it, how did you know it was mine?
09:25We don't even walk the same way to school.
09:31Huh. Looks like you ironed it for me, too.
09:41Don't go assuming things! You're so stupid!
09:44I was just wandering around, lost in thought,
09:47and I happened to find it on a street somewhere near your house!
09:55Hm.
09:57I appreciate what you did, Miss Tachibana.
10:09You drop a lot of things in the morning. All the time.
10:13I suppose I've never realized that. Good to know.
10:16Well, cut it out! You'll cause problems for the city if you don't!
10:25But, uh...
10:26If you keep dropping stuff,
10:28I guess I can pick up after you?
10:31Mm-hmm.
10:32But don't get the wrong idea!
10:37I'm only doing what's necessary to keep the streets clean!
10:40Ah!
10:41Oh, oh, oh!
10:52Dang, that Misato never changes, does she?
10:55Hey, um, what do I do with this?
11:00Why'd you grab that thing?
11:02I didn't know what to do with it.
11:03Just leave it somewhere.
11:05But then what do I do?
11:06Just leave it and walk away.
11:07But then what do I do after that?
11:09Keep on walking.
11:13Things we think are freaking cool.
11:22Supercar bicycle.
11:41I give up.
11:43It's all over.
11:45Help isn't coming.
12:09There is no God.
12:12There is no Buddha.
12:13Yeah.
12:29Yesterday...
12:32Was pork cutlet bowls?
12:42Oh well.
12:44This is fine.
12:45Fine.
13:08Huh?
13:15How long has it been?
13:30Oh, whoops. I think I dozed off there.
13:42Yeah, it's fine.
13:56The word chain game. Want to play?
14:05Mandarin.
14:16Oh, sorry. Say that again?
14:27What would that be?
14:31Be. Be. Be.
14:49Oh, can I just say any random word?
14:55Eggplant.
15:06Eggplant.
15:07Eggplant.
15:09Eggplant.
15:10Eggplant.
15:11Eggplant.
15:12Eggplant.
15:13Eggplant.
15:17Eggplant.
15:20Eggplant.
15:21Eggplant.
15:22Eggplant.
15:23Eggplant.
15:25Eggplant.
15:25Eggplant.
15:25Eggplant.
15:38I'm winning!
15:41She's dead!
15:45Help, is it coming?
15:52Help!
15:53Help, is it coming?
15:53Help, is it coming?
15:54Help, is it coming?
15:55I'm coming!
16:06it looks like the club is down to just you and me again we'll have to disband if we can't
16:12find a
16:12third member to join us sometime soon if only we could make the club more appealing to recruit
16:18more members question huh what do we even do in this club oh right that's what we have to figure
16:26out to make us more appealing we kind of don't do anything
16:48hey cut it out dude let go of my jersey come on bro just relax let me take it off
16:55for you i can't do
16:56that dude i didn't score at all today not a single point it's fine bro it's not like you'll need
17:02this
17:02old uniform after you retire anyway just hear me out dude my uniform won't be worth anything if i'm a
17:08player that's never scored that's not true bro you inspired me to play ball and that's worth it to me
17:14all right dude all right fine i'll do it i can take it off myself just like uh let me
17:20go so i can do it
17:24all right you got me
17:34hey uh sorry bro
17:47listen up i'm gonna remind you again that you need to respect your elders
17:51okay
17:56as always she can be such a powerful
18:22oh man this is too fun come here tail
18:35at first i wanted to make a sport that captured the best parts of go and soccer
18:39so that's why i made a club for it
18:45but
18:47i got nothing
18:53draw a boomerang shape then a triangle shape then a rectangle shape
18:58pakisei it's time to go to bed
19:00okay
19:04you weren't just eating snacks were you
19:06i didn't need any snacks
19:08why are you looking to the side
19:10i'll look the other way to even it out
19:12that doesn't make sense
19:13uh-huh see why are you snacking after i told you not to
19:17i uh wasn't the one who ate those snacks
19:21if you didn't eat them why do you have crumbs all over your face
19:29i think i've got a cold
19:31enough i'm not playing around when i say no it means no and you're not listening
19:35not one bit
19:36it's all my fault
19:37sakamoto forced me to eat all of the yummy snacks
19:42he's got a little snot bubble
19:44that's gross
19:45don't try to change the subject
19:59jeez
20:00you need to remember to brush your teeth before bed
20:03i already brushed them
20:05did you brush them again after you had snacks
20:09i did
20:10extra good
20:12what are you so embarrassed about
20:13it's fine brushing one tonight is all i need to do
20:16no it's not you brush after you eat
20:19well did you brush after my snack
20:21i don't have to i didn't eat
20:26i'm all ready to go to bed and you're not
20:29now go brush before you get cavities
20:32you're a robot so you can't even get cavities
20:40wait uh i mean um but i just uh maybe you can get a tiny cavity
20:48can i really oh yeah sure
20:51you're lying
20:52oh but you can still get other grotty stuff like rust
20:55oh rust
20:57okay i'll add a feature that lets you get cavities
21:03i promise it'll be the best feature ever
21:07do you really swear
21:11you can count on me
21:18come on nano let's go brush our teeth again
21:21okay but you know i don't have to right
21:23oh it's already ten o'clock
21:25sure is
21:26oh it's good
21:27oh it's good
21:29oh it's good
21:29oh it's good
21:30oh it's good
21:31oh it's good
21:55i have so much fun
22:05oh it's good
22:11hey, what's the best thing you got around to do
22:26anytime you are
22:26I'm so happy to meet you.
22:28Oh, I love you.
22:32I love you.
22:32Please come true.
22:36Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
22:38I'm happy, I'm happy, I'm happy.
22:42I'm happy, I'm happy.
22:45I'll see you next time.
22:46I'll see you next time.
22:52Bye-bye.
22:55Bye-bye.
23:09I wish Sasahara would just take things seriously for once.
23:25We're a double yolk egg, like twins!
23:28Twinning!
23:29Ow! Hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot, hot!
23:31Hot! It's hot!
23:33The next episode of My Ordinary Life is episode nine!
23:36Ouch! Look forward to a hat, hat, hat!
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