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00:00Hey there! My name is Torimor!
00:03I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future!
00:07I've been set back in time to take care of this guy!
00:10Nobody, but he's a man!
00:12Torimor!
00:13And that's where I come in!
00:15To save the day with an amazing invention
00:17from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle!
00:20But things never turn out as planned!
00:24Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:30I can't believe this! It's absolutely ridiculous!
00:33It's like my dad's living in another century!
00:35He doesn't even try to keep up with new technology!
00:38I bet if he could, he'd have hamsters power all his electronics!
00:41He wouldn't know something cool if it fell on his head!
00:44What are you grumbling about now?
00:46Just look at this piece of junk!
00:48Nobody uses a dorky AM radio like this anymore, it's ancient!
00:52It doesn't play podcasts or MP3s or anything!
00:54So when I simply suggest he buy a new, more modern one,
00:57do you know what he said to me?
00:58What?
00:59As long as there's still noise coming out, it's good enough!
01:02Can you believe that?
01:04You have no idea how hard it is to have parents who are stuck in the dark ages!
01:09Well, now that you're finished with your tirade...
01:12I guess the short version of your prattling is you want a new radio!
01:20Oh, a new hair dryer!
01:22Ah, it's way better than that!
01:23If I move the dial forward ten years, then point the beam at something!
01:27Uh-huh!
01:28Uh-huh!
01:28Uh-huh!
01:28Uh-huh!
01:29Uh-huh!
01:29Uh-huh!
01:33Wow!
01:33Now it's a boombox!
01:35That's cool, but it's still kinda old and dated!
01:38Well, that radio was old!
01:40That's the best you'll get on the first pass!
01:42Do you wanna try it again and get a radio from the future?
01:44Um, do you even have to ask?
01:46Good point!
01:47Let's give it a whirl!
01:48Back in this baby is a cell phone, HD camera, computer, 3D TV, and a handsome wristwatch!
01:55Wow!
01:55This is amazing!
01:57It doesn't even look like a radio anymore!
02:02I love it!
02:04Nobody has anything that's even close to this!
02:06This thing can also devolve objects as well!
02:14Check it out!
02:15It's super old-timey now!
02:16Yeah!
02:17This is what the radio looked like when it was first invented!
02:20Really?
02:20That thing's awesome!
02:22Can I inst-evolve something with it?
02:24Yeah!
02:24Sure!
02:26Okay!
02:27I'm gonna try a little instant evolution on something, too!
02:29Hello, Pencil!
02:31Hmm?
02:37Well, okay.
02:38Weird.
02:39That thing's an automatic typing pencil!
02:41Here, let me see it!
02:42You just talk into the microphone like this, and a tiny processor inside will translate
02:47the speech to text!
02:48Then, its micro-laser printer will put it down on paper!
02:51Here, press the button and see for yourself!
02:58Whoa, you're right!
02:59Man, that's handy!
03:00Wait!
03:01I wonder how other stuff is gonna evolve in the future!
03:04Like, say, this light!
03:08Hey!
03:09Why'd it disappear?
03:11Whoa!
03:12In the future, your whole ceiling can be illuminated!
03:15Cool!
03:16Next!
03:19Look at that!
03:20It's an automatic door now!
03:21Okay!
03:22I'm gonna modernize the entire house!
03:24Uh...
03:25You better quit while you're ahead!
03:27Come on!
03:27That's no fun!
03:28We're done!
03:29Now give it back!
03:31Hmm...
03:31This gadget's for learning more about living creatures!
03:34Like how they started out and where evolution might be taking them!
03:37Living creatures!
03:39Alright then!
03:40I say we do a little research of our own!
03:42Hey, since my dad is such a major caveman,
03:45let's evolve him and turn him into an enlightened man of the future!
03:49Uh, sure, but I don't think evolving him will suddenly make him wanna buy you stuff!
03:53There's no harm in trying!
03:55Who knows, I might get lucky!
03:58Okay!
03:59I'm ready to tee up here!
04:00Okay, do it!
04:01Now's our chance!
04:02This'll be a run!
04:03Fine!
04:04We're watching at home!
04:06Last time!
04:07Wow!
04:07The tile is set for D-bulbs!
04:09Oh, D-bulbs!
04:10Oh, come on!
04:11We're changing back!
04:12Hey!
04:12Hm?
04:18What are you guys doing out there?
04:20Us?
04:20Uh, nothing at all!
04:21Right?
04:22You're right, Mom?
04:23Uh, right!
04:24Nothing!
04:25Hey!
04:30Alright, that was a little ambitious!
04:32Why don't we try something a bit easier next?
04:34Oh, yeah, I'm with you on that!
04:37Let's see, what's out here that we can try it on?
04:40Hey, look!
04:41That's perfect!
04:42Let's devolve those birds!
04:45Okie dokie, let's see what happens!
04:50Ah!
04:55Ah!
04:57Ah!
04:58Ah!
04:58Nobody's here!
05:00Ah!
05:01Ah!
05:02Ah!
05:03Ah!
05:03Ah!
05:05Man!
05:06That's so weird!
05:07That giant creature sort of looked like a dinosaur!
05:09Most experts say today's birds olive out from dinosaurs!
05:12Really?
05:13This learning stuff is turning out to be cool!
05:15I'm gonna find some more unsuspecting creatures wait. I think you've done enough already
05:21All right time to hunt me some creatures that's not gonna be so easy inside the house though
05:31There's gotta be a spider or something somewhere. Yeah, what's taking so long come on noby
05:40You think it'll work on this?
05:47I
06:00Good grief this thing against mice is really getting out of control whatever I can handle this on my own
06:08Okay, we'll go back a thousand no ten thousand years wait
06:13Well, I'll take it back as far as I can and find out where mice really came from
06:24That's so cool that little mouse just like quadrupled in size
06:34I wonder what this thing's called. I know
06:41Let's try to find a match
06:42There it is
06:44It says right here. It's a relative of the mouse rabbit
06:47All right, let's devolve it even more
06:49Oh
06:52Oh
06:53Oh
06:53It's a mammal
06:56It says right here that this creature was thought to have evolved from reptiles 200 million years ago
07:01Oh, wait
07:03Wait, then that means both mice and elephants evolved from this little creature right here. Well, then let's go back
07:08even further
07:11Oh
07:12What's that?
07:12Snaps at the rhapsoda
07:14They are described as mammal-like reptiles
07:16Okay, that's confusing
07:17I'm getting
07:19Natchimacated
07:24It's so big!
07:26Oh, I'm turning it back now!
07:32Manifro!
07:35Please don't eat me!
07:36I'm scrawny and kind of chewy!
07:45Safe
07:46Or not!
07:50What the heck was that?
07:54Hey Nobi, guess how cool we are!
07:56So cool, we're letting you play ball with us!
07:59Yes, you better appreciate it!
08:07Don't eat the delivery man!
08:09Poor choices, why do I make such poor choices?
08:11No!
08:13Please try the animal cat!
08:15I know!
08:16To get rid of a mouse, you need a cat!
08:18No!
08:19No!
08:21No!
08:23No!
08:23No!
08:24No!
08:25No!
08:26No!
08:27No!
08:27No!
08:28No!
08:28No!
08:30No!
08:32No!
08:33No!
08:34Come on!
08:35No!
08:37No!
08:38No!
08:40No!
08:40No!
08:40No!
08:40No!
08:41dinosaurs is oh yeah I can evolve the mousetrap and catch them all right it
09:04still in the mice all on its own
09:22you got one
09:52I knew you'd overuse that thing okay give it back now yeah all right but just give me one more
10:01sec the
10:01last thing that needs evolving his dad's prehistoric way of thinking this just in it seems two large
10:07lizards were released from a research facility so I'm really opposed to this just one last use
10:13I want to try and super duper evolve I wonder what the man of tomorrow is gonna look like on
10:18him same but just a more developed brain his skull will get bigger and his limbs will shrink to twigs
10:24due to a reliance on machines so you're talking about me so this is what will look like huh
10:35hmm that's not so bad hey what the heck is this that's nose hair after breathing polluted air for
10:44centuries nose hair evolves to act as a personal air filter that's funny and gross
10:49I am not funny
10:51what kind of a kid treats their parent like their own personal lab rat
10:56even though we evolved his brain he's still just the same old dinosaur
11:04this is something I've always wondered about how can you stare out into nothing for hours
11:10just what's going on in that brain I just sit here and think about all the possible things I could
11:16do with my day I spend hours deciding whether I should read a comic go outside maybe take a little
11:21nap watch me some TV and then the day's done and I end up doing nothing come on you shouldn't
11:29squander
11:29away a whole day like this fine sweet you got a cool gadget to show me
11:36the heck is this weird thingy gonna keep me from wasting a day well you gotta come up with a
11:42schedule first write down all the things you'd like to get done and what time you'd like to get
11:46them done by think you could put that down on this card here maybe good then you feed it into
11:52the slot and
11:52if I do that then this clocky thingy will do all the stupid stuff I don't want to do no
11:57it doesn't work
11:57like that you're the one who's got to do the work me yep well that's one lame gadget then
12:12let's see what should I write down first your homework should be first write down you'll be
12:17doing that from 2 30 to 5 30 every day start with homework but I'm only doing 30 minutes of
12:24it if I have to do more I'll do it later okay what happens at 3 hmm I think 3
12:29sounds like a good
12:30time for a snack be thorough include a potty break sure now we're at 3 30 which is perfect because
12:36that's when one of my favorite TV shows comes on after that I'll play some baseball so when you're
12:42finished just put the schedule in here it doesn't want to take it for some reason it's really not
12:50that difficult you just gotta put it in this way see the clock now reads 2 29 p.m. oh
13:02cool it's working
13:04it's now 2 30 time to study for 30 minutes and there you go it's read the schedule you wrote
13:09out and
13:10it's making sure you stay out I see what's happened because I'm the one who put the card in
13:27I'm the one that's gonna make stick to your schedule how about some snacks
13:43it's study time cupcake focus this guy's just not so lame after all so good
13:53and done nine more minutes of homework cabbage head I just told you I finished all the homework
14:05nope the schedule is the law and you will abide by the law
14:13geez sorry man looks like I polished off your snack too
14:17well it was just sitting there so
14:20you ate my yummy bun
14:21come on now
14:22I did it
14:24it will stick to the schedule
14:28I don't want to keep you from that homework
14:31you are the worst gadget ever
14:37you still have three more minutes of study time
14:44what did I ever do to deserve this
14:47it's 3 p.m. Flatfoot snack time
14:50yeah but there aren't any snacks left
14:52grub or no grub you're sticking to the schedule
15:05stay hydrated
15:06at least nobody didn't finish that off too
15:11it's 3 20 time to hit the cab
15:16you're making me stick to the schedule even though I don't have to go
15:18like
15:21standing in front of a toilet doing absolutely nothing may very well be the most humiliating and absurd thing I've
15:26ever done
15:27next TV time I don't even like this show the TV's on the fritz again so why are you just
15:36watching the static
15:37because it's so entertaining
15:40okay
15:40next up
15:41baseball
15:42yay
15:42finally something on that stupid schedule I'll actually enjoy it for a little bit
15:46yahoo
15:52but it's raining so I rain or shine we stick to the schedule I know I know
16:03come on no one's even here let's just go back home
16:09you're really gonna make me play by myself in the middle of a downpour
16:12wait
16:12soft
16:13okay I'll do it
16:20I got it I got it
16:24man this rain shower just came out of nowhere
16:26but then you came along soon and shared your umbrella with me
16:29everything is just going my way today
16:32is that Doraemon?
16:35what's he doing out here in the rain?
16:37yeah I know it's crazy but Doraemon just loves baseball
16:41remember this snobby
16:52that's it I'm done
16:56running away from your commitments is not in your schedule
16:59you have to follow your schedule
17:02yeah
17:03I'm through at that stiggin schedule
17:05hey amigo
17:06dial down the heat
17:10well then
17:11think you're a wise guy, do ya?
17:16well where do I go now?
17:18if I go back home
17:19nobody will say I'm a quitter
17:20and I'll never hear the end of it
17:25hey
17:25I'm home
17:26great you're right on time
17:28hey where's Doraemon?
17:29what?
17:30he's not back yet?
17:31I bet he's still playing baseball
17:33huh?
17:34but it's raining cats and dogs
17:36yeah I'll go find him
17:39now that's funny
17:41man that ghost really had to go
17:43meet dear
17:44dinner will be ready soon
17:46come on down please
17:48yeah okay
17:48be right there
17:50hmm
17:50hmm hmm hmm
17:51ah
17:53Doraemon what the heck
17:54I need a place to lay low for a bit
17:56the schedule will find you
17:58and you will obey the schedule
18:01the last thing you wanna do is make the schedule mad
18:04and trust me the schedule is mad
18:07right away
18:24what? I don't believe it he's here?
18:27oh what do I do? what do I do? what do I do?
18:29yeah um how can I help you?
18:31sing it songbird
18:33where's Doraemon?
18:34I don't know you
18:34and that's none of your stinkin' business
18:36look
18:37I will find that lily-livered piker
18:40and no one will stop me
18:42moment
18:42rube
18:43rube
18:44what is going on?
18:46ha ha ha ha
18:48this way
18:51you can't stay on the lam forever, Bob
18:57and...
19:02ah ha ha
19:04ah ha ha
19:04oh no you don't
19:06get back here
19:07ah ha ha
19:10ah ha ha
19:10ah ha ha
19:10ah ha ha
19:11there you
19:11follow the schedule
19:12there's no escape
19:14ah ha ha ha
19:16stop
19:16stop with a run
19:18who hatches your day if I hatches, eh?
19:20see?
19:21see?
19:21I can keep this up till you drop
19:23you're good
19:24hey snitch
19:25you seen Doraemon anywhere?
19:29hmm
19:30hmm
19:32hmm
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20:22Ah, ah, ah. Foiled by a random vermin. Rats, literally.
20:32I think I'm safe. What do you say?
20:36Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah.
20:53It's six o'clock. Dinner time.
20:55Okay, okay, I'll eat. Just put me down.
20:58By the time you get back home, it'll be too late. You'll be eaten right now.
21:03In order to stay on schedule, you'll eat your dinner here.
21:06Please stop showering.
21:08What is happening?
21:09Here's a plate of food. Toss it in a pile.
21:13All right. I guess I have no choice.
21:17Hey! That's my steak you're eating! Come on, eat it!
21:21Stay on schedule. Suck it down!
21:23A grandfather can eat faster than that.
21:27That thing's a menace. Last time I tried to keep to a schedule.
21:33It was sent from a dark future to change the course of time and protect one human from failure.
21:41Are you sure you know what you're doing?
21:43All data deleted.
21:47Meet the cat that will change all that.
21:50This is one of those extra dimensional deals.
21:52That's crazy.
21:53Doraemon.
21:53You got it!
21:54The future is meow.
21:56Forgot to tell you about that!
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