00:02Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:06Please, save my child.
00:23Rod of a sepulis.
00:30Rod of a sepulis.
00:43Rejuvening.
00:52Graze, she is the healer goddess.
00:55No, please, don't call me about it.
01:00I'm just glad I could help.
01:05Here you go, miss.
01:10Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
01:14in need?
01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
01:32run!
01:35Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
01:45Right rewrites the wronged.
01:49Rejuvening.
01:54See? Good as the day you came kicking out of your mother's womb.
02:00Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
02:07Whoa-oh!
02:09Whoa-oh!
02:11Whoa-oh!
02:12Whoa-oh-oh!
02:13Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh!
02:14Whoa-oh-oh-oh!
02:14Hey, hey, hey!
02:16What are you doing, sir?
02:17Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
02:21we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
02:26the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
02:32he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
02:38money fame power it's all yours
02:46are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
02:52oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma grandma when are you getting
03:04married i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still
03:10on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang
03:20a
03:20younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
03:35please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
03:39oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely
03:45feed
03:46yourself the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jesus giving me a
03:55migraine are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some
03:59faith in me okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can
04:08topple mountains
04:08and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't
04:14go too far cleo
04:18hold still
04:26my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
04:33on
04:46how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry
04:53i don't know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best
04:58don't worry general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
05:04i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
05:25i have no clue what this is
05:29oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
05:34that's why we saved the best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
05:51he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the
05:56world but i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried
06:03all these methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can
06:11who
06:15the goddess of healing
06:19wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
06:23her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto
06:30it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and
06:38elusive no one has ever seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly
06:43save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come
06:50put out about you to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars there's
06:58no need
07:13i'll save your son
07:15who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your brother
07:20don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are getting
07:28crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
07:33ew she even brought a filthy dog with her
07:36i bet it has fleas
07:38that flea infested dirty thing is your companion
07:42don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
07:49don't touch him
07:53they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
07:58so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
08:04oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know
08:11a gold
08:11digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street
08:16corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
08:23a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious
08:30ew disgusting go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go
08:38if you throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
08:45sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
08:50maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
08:55a fraud
08:56all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
09:03head
09:03mounted on my wall is that any way to ask for help
09:08you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
09:13but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a different wish
09:21no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a hero to
09:29you
09:30then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
09:35this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
09:42who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
09:48of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
09:53i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
10:00only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time
10:05but i'm saving this patient
10:34the hell are you doing
10:36i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
10:42sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with the patient are you insane security
10:46smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy
10:53and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all
11:00that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have
11:06the badge of universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
11:22this is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so you think that this this
11:29crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the
11:35homeless
11:35asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does
11:41solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all
11:47certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
11:55yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
12:00and
12:00again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none of
12:06you have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd
12:13and a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
12:18but lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you
12:26wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you
12:33don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real
12:41medical school oh so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown
12:48show coming up with fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be
12:55a
12:55challenge oh yeah if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts
13:03of your brain back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean
13:10it means you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
13:16then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
13:23and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
13:29these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
13:35your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
13:44don't worry i got this
13:49it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
14:00lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
14:08are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
14:13son i'll give you everything
14:23i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
14:30i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
14:34prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
14:37wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a
14:44bath to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown
14:52yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call
14:59me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor
15:08when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling
15:15at
15:15the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the
15:20dog with pleasure
15:44you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
15:49she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
15:57lives but
15:58in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
16:04medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
16:11antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
16:31why is she skinning blood this wasn't supposed to happen i thought you said even the grim reaper
16:36can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live
16:45but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this way
16:52wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to live on to
16:56give you tons
16:57of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
17:09general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
17:14are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there alone
17:21if
17:22you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in all right
17:29but i warn you no funny business
17:32so
18:03so
18:14so
18:33you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
18:37armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
18:45that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of
18:50the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
18:56we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
19:03on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
19:11her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
19:16go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
19:20james let's go yes sir
19:25oh my
19:29oh
19:30you
19:31you
19:31you
