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The film "She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess" portrays Trixie, who is falsely accused of being a gold-digging prostitute because of her appearance. Unknown to others, she is the only one who can heal and win the heart of the nation's richest and hottest war hero, Lysander Armstrong.
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The film "She's Not Homeless, She's Healer Goddess" portrays Trixie, who is falsely accused of being a gold-digging prostitute because of her appearance. Unknown to others, she is the only one who can heal and win the heart of the nation's richest and hottest war hero, Lysander Armstrong.
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00:01You
00:03Healer goddess hear my plea
00:06Please save my
00:08Rod of a sepulius
00:43Rejuvenate
00:52Praise she is the healer goddess
00:56No, please don't call me that
01:00I'm just glad I could help
01:05Here you go miss
01:07Thank you
01:10Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
01:14in need
01:27You must be rushing off to go find your jewels
01:29Because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run
01:35Oh
01:36It's okay little guy
01:39I'll fix you right up
01:45Right rewrites the wrong
01:49We're juveniles
01:54See?
01:55Good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
02:00Come on Cleo
02:01Let's go
02:17Please
02:17Please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
02:21We have no idea what the illness is
02:23If anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
02:26The Elisander Armstrong
02:28His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
02:32He's so hot
02:34Does he come with the money?
02:36Yes
02:36He'll even marry you if you can cure him
02:38Money, fame, power
02:40It's all yours
02:46Are we still moving forward Miss Trixie?
02:49Yes
02:49Give the presidential contract to Marissa
02:52Oh
02:53I have another call coming in
02:56Grandma
02:57I'm dying
02:58Save me Trixie
03:00Grandma?
03:02Grandma
03:03When are you getting married?
03:05I'm already a hundred years old
03:07I'm gonna keep you healthy forever Grandma
03:09And Butch is still on deployment
03:11So
03:11That's why
03:13I
03:13Haven't been married yet
03:16Oh
03:16But why marry a vegetable
03:18When I can bang a younger stud like you?
03:22You're talking about my brother's life
03:24I don't have time
03:25For jokes
03:26No
03:36Please go feed your dog Miss
03:38Don't let it starve like you
03:39Don't let it starve like you
03:40Oh, kind stranger
03:41Let me repay you by granting you a wish
03:43Grant me a wish?
03:45That you can barely feed yourself
03:46The downfall of humanity
03:48It all starts with the loss of faith
03:50What?
03:53Jesus
03:54Giving me a migraine
03:55Are you telling me to pray to God?
03:57Because we've been doing that
03:58I'm telling you to have some faith in me
04:01Okay
04:02I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
04:06Can you do that?
04:07I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
04:11Cleo
04:12Stay right here for a second
04:13Don't go too far Cleo
04:18Hold still
04:25What?
04:26My migraine's gone
04:28Okay, then let's go
04:29If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
04:31Come on, come on
04:33Oh!
04:46How is he?
04:48What is the diagnosis?
04:50Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
04:52I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
04:55Aren't you the queen of medicine?
04:56You're supposed to be one of the best
04:58Don't worry, General
05:00I'm the angel herbalist
05:01And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
05:04I can detect what condition your son has
05:07With just one needle
05:25I have no clue what this is
05:29Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
05:34That's why we saved the best for last
05:36Me, the witch doctor
05:38I'll save your son, Lysander
05:51He's not budging, there's no movement
05:53Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but
05:57I don't know what this is
06:00Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
06:03They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
06:06If we can't save him
06:09There's only one person who can
06:11Who?
06:15The goddess of healing
06:19Wait a second
06:20You're not talking about the legendary goddess you
06:23That's correct
06:23Her right rewrites the wrong
06:26And her left leaves the bereft
06:29That's her motto
06:30It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
06:33We are nothing compared to her
06:35She is eccentric and elusive
06:39No one has ever seen her before
06:40If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
06:45I don't care if I go bankrupt
06:47I will find her
06:49James, come put out a bounty
06:52To the entire world
06:53Whoever finds the goddess healer
06:56Will give her five million dollars
06:58There's no need
07:13I'll save your son
07:15Who the hell is she?
07:17Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
07:19She's gonna save your brother?
07:21Don't be ridiculous
07:22How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
07:26Exactly!
07:27God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
07:30She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
07:33Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her
07:36I bet it has fleas
07:38That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion
07:43Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
07:50Don't touch him!
07:53They say don't judge a book by its cover
07:55But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
07:58So step aside
08:00I'll take it from here
08:01Could you hold this?
08:03Ho, ho, ho, ho!
08:04You're not gonna touch my son
08:06I'm the richest tycoon in this country
08:09And a former general
08:10I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
08:13I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
08:18Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
08:23A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
08:29Ew!
08:31Disgusting!
08:32Go back to being a prostitute
08:33Security! Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now, let's go
08:38If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
08:45Sir, we are at our wits' end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail
08:50Maybe we should give her a try?
08:53You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
08:56Alright, I'll give you a shot
08:59But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
09:05Is that any way to ask for help?
09:08You'd be blessed to have me
09:10And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
09:13But since I'm not welcome here
09:16I'll leave
09:18Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
09:20No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me
09:24I can't lose him
09:26Well, if he's a hero to you
09:30Then that means he must be a good person
09:32My brother is a war hero
09:34Who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
09:37Also, he's great with puppies
09:38He'd make a great husband
09:42Who says I want to marry him?
09:44As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
09:51Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
09:53I mean, look at her
09:54Even if she cleaned herself up
09:56You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
10:00Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
10:04Continue wasting your time
10:06But I'm saving this patient
10:18Oh, okay!
10:21What's happening?
10:22What are we doing?
10:34What the hell are you doing?
10:36I knew she was a perv!
10:38She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
10:41Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
10:45Are you insane?
10:46Security, smash her face in for licking my son
10:50He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
10:58Yeah, right! I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
11:01Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
11:05I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
11:08And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what?
11:15This?
11:22Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
11:25What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
11:33Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
11:38I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have
11:45studied for years?
11:46We are all certified
11:48But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
11:52She's right about everything
11:55Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
12:00And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
12:04Endogenic cryomorphine
12:05Oh
12:05And of course none of you have heard of it
12:08Because I just discovered it
12:10This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
12:14The chances are a billion to one
12:16A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
12:18But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me
12:23What a bunch of baloney
12:25I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
12:30Precisely, you are just a scamming prostitute
12:33You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
12:38I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
12:42Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
12:46And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
12:50Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
12:53Is that supposed to be a challenge?
12:56Oh, yeah
12:58If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
13:01I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
13:04Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
13:09What is that supposed to mean?
13:10It means you're being schooled by me
13:11And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
13:16Then let's have a bet
13:17If you can't heal him
13:20We'll break your hands
13:23And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
13:29These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
13:33You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
13:37Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
13:40There's too many lives at stake
13:44Don't worry, I got this
13:49It's a deal
13:50I'll save Lysander Armstrong
13:53No one is dying on my watch
14:00Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
14:08Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
14:11Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
14:23I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
14:26I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
14:29I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
14:34Prepare a Jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
14:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
14:39Don't listen to her
14:41She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
14:46Firstly, this is called greatness
14:50Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
14:57What? Did you just call me?
15:01There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way
15:06Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
15:10Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
15:16Oh, yeah?
15:17Yeah, you wanna see real pain?
15:18Where's the dog?
15:19Well, put down the dog!
15:21With pleasure
15:38Left leaves the wrong breath
15:44You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
15:49She's been poisoned!
15:51It was her!
15:53Do you see any poison on me?
15:55Medicine in the right hands can save lives
15:58But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
16:01This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
16:05Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
16:06Of course
16:08I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
16:11If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me
16:31Why is she skinning blood?
16:33This wasn't supposed to happen!
16:34I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist
16:38This is what I call...
16:41Malpractice
16:43This isn't fatal, she'll live
16:45But she deserves a little punishment
16:47Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
16:50Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way
16:52Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what the hell is going on?
16:55You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
16:59Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
17:04Let's go for our dip, shall we?
17:09General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
17:13Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
17:18Hold on, you two are going in there... alone?
17:22If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
17:28Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
18:11...establishes
18:12Let's eat
18:12What? What?
18:23What the
18:26hell...inis
18:33you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
18:37armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
18:45that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
18:49stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
18:56that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
19:06shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
19:12background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
19:17you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
19:39oh my
19:42healer goddess hear my plea
19:46please save my child
20:04rod of a sepulius
20:33raise she is the healer goddess
20:35oh my god
20:36no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
20:46here you go miss
20:47thank you
20:50why be weighed down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the
20:54most in need
21:07you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy
21:12and run
21:16aww
21:17it's okay little guy
21:19i'll fix you right up
21:24right
21:26rewrites the wrong
21:30rejuvenate
21:35see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
21:40come on cleo let's go
21:43come on
21:58please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
22:02we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
22:07be lysander armstrong
22:08his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
22:13he's so hot
22:15does he come with the money
22:16yes
22:17he'll even marry you if you can cure him
22:19money
22:19fame
22:20power
22:21it's all yours
22:27are we still moving forward miss trixie
22:29yes give the presidential contract to marissa
22:33oh i have another call coming in
22:37grandma
22:37i'm dying
22:38save me trixie
22:41grandma
22:42grandma
22:43when are you getting married
22:45i'm already a hundred years old
22:47i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
22:49and butch is still on deployment
22:52so
22:53that's why
22:53i haven't been married yet
22:56oh
22:57but why marry a vegetable
22:59when i can bang a younger stud like you
23:03you're talking about my brother's life
23:05i don't have time
23:06for jokes
23:07no
23:16please go feed your dog miss
23:18don't let it starve like you
23:20oh
23:20kind stranger
23:21let me repay you by granting you a wish
23:24grant me a wish
23:25as you can barely feed yourself
23:27the downfall of humanity
23:29it all starts with the loss of faith
23:31what
23:32oh
23:33jesus
23:34giving me a migraine
23:36are you telling me to pray to god
23:37because we've been doing that
23:39i'm telling you to have some faith in me
23:42okay
23:42okay
23:43uh
23:43i wish for you to cure my brother's illness
23:47can you do that
23:47i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
23:52cleo stay right here for a second
23:54don't go too far cleo
23:59hold still
24:00hold still
24:06what
24:07my migraine's gone
24:08okay
24:09then let's go
24:10if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
24:12come on
24:13come on
24:24oh
24:27how is he
24:28what is the diagnosis
24:30remember you will not marry him unless you cure him
24:33i'm sorry i don't know what this is
24:35hurt you the queen of medicine
24:37you're supposed to be one of the best
24:39don't worry general
24:40i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east
24:45i can detect what condition your son has with just one needle
25:06i have no clue what this is
25:10oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
25:15that's why we saved the best for last
25:17me
25:18the witch doctor
25:19i'll save your son lysander
25:32he's not budging there's no movement
25:33truly
25:34i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
25:38i don't know what this is
25:41lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these methods and they've all
25:46failed
25:47if we can't save him
25:49there's only one person who can
25:52who
25:56the goddess of healing
25:59wait a second
26:00you're not talking about the legendary goddess you
26:03that's correct
26:04that's correct
26:05her right
26:06rewrites the wrong
26:07and her left
26:08leaves the bereft
26:09that's her motto
26:11it's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
26:13we are nothing compared to her
26:16she is
26:17eccentric
26:18and
26:19elusive
26:19no one has ever seen her before
26:21if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
26:26i don't care if i go bankrupt
26:28i will find her
26:29james come
26:31put out a bounty
26:32to the entire world
26:34whoever finds the goddess healer
26:36will give her five million dollars
26:39there's no need
26:54i'll save your son
26:56who the hell is she
26:57dad
26:58she says she can cure lysander
27:00she's gonna save your brother
27:01don't be ridiculous
27:02how can this shit stained hobo cure your brother
27:06exactly
27:07god the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
27:10she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
27:14ew
27:14she even brought a filthy dog with her
27:17i bet it has fleas
27:19that flea infested dirty thing
27:21is your companion
27:23don't try to steal lysander armstrong from us
27:30don't touch him
27:33they say don't judge a book by its cover
27:35but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
27:39so step aside
27:40i'll take it from here
27:42could you hold this
27:44ho ho ho ho
27:45you're not gonna touch my son
27:46i'm the richest tycoon in this country
27:49and a former general
27:51i know a gold digging whore when i see one
27:54i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
27:58wasn't paying enough cash
27:59who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
28:04a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong
28:08when he's unconscious
28:10ew
28:11disgusting
28:12go back to being a prostitute
28:14security
28:14security
28:15get this std infested peasant out of here now
28:18let's go
28:19if you throw me out
28:20you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
28:26sir
28:26we are at our wits end trying to find a cure for master lysander and no fail
28:31maybe we should give her a try
28:34you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
28:37all right
28:38i'll give you a shot
28:39but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
28:46is that any way to ask for help
28:49you'd be blessed to have me
28:51and i'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
28:54but since i'm not welcome here
28:57i'll leave
28:59devon come find me when you have a different wish
29:01no
29:02miss trixie
29:03my brother is a hero to me
29:05i can't
29:06lose him
29:07well
29:08if he's a hero to you
29:11then that means he must be a good person
29:13my brother is a war hero
29:15who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
29:17also he's great with puppies
29:19he'd make a great husband
29:23who says i want to marry him
29:24as if
29:26the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
29:31only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
29:34i mean look at her
29:35even if she cleaned herself up
29:37you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
29:41only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
29:45continue wasting your time
29:46but i'm saving this patient
29:59okay
29:59okay
30:02what's happening
30:03what are we doing
30:14what the hell are you doing
30:17i knew she was a perv
30:19she's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
30:22do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient
30:25are you insane
30:26security smash her face in for licking my son
30:31he's born with congenital heart disease
30:33has a peanut allergy
30:34and the condition he has is called
30:36endogenic cryomorphy
30:38yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
30:42okay i've studied every disease known to man right
30:45i even have the badge of universal medicine right here
30:49and i've never heard of
30:51endo
30:52cryo
30:54what what
30:56this
31:03is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
31:06what
31:07what so you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what the rod of a sepulius
31:14why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
31:19i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery
31:23what is the point as of doctors who have studied for years
31:27we are all certified
31:28but Lysander does have congenital heart disease
31:32she's right about everything
31:36yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
31:41and again there is no such thing as endo cryo what what
31:44endogenic cryomorphy
31:46oh and of course none of you have heard of it
31:48because i just discovered it
31:51this condition only affects those with both chd and a peanut allergy
31:55the chances are a billion to one
31:57a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
31:59but lucky for you all
32:01you've hit the jackpot by finding me
32:04what a bunch of baloney
32:06i mean you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
32:10precisely you are just a scamming prostitute
32:14you don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
32:19i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
32:23oh so she went to the super circus instead
32:26and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
32:30which mean nothing
32:32if you can't wake him up
32:34is that supposed to be a challenge?
32:36oh yeah
32:38if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
32:42i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
32:45which by the way that condition is called an encephaly
32:49what is that supposed to mean?
32:50it means you're being schooled by me
32:52and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
32:57then let's have a bet
32:58if you can't heal him
33:01we'll break your hands
33:04and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
33:10these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
33:14you're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
33:17Ms. Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
33:21there's too many lives at stake
33:25don't worry, i got this
33:29it's a deal
33:31i'll save Lysander Armstrong
33:33no one is dying on my watch
33:41Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
33:48are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed?
33:52homeless or not, if you save my son, i'll give you everything
34:04i'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
34:07i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
34:10i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
34:15prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
34:18wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
34:19don't listen to her
34:22she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
34:27firstly, this is called greatness
34:30secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
34:34you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
34:38what? did you just call me?
34:42there's a man's life at stake here
34:45and you're standing in my way
34:46don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
34:50now stop getting in my way
34:53or i promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
34:57oh yeah?
34:58you wanna see real pain? where's the dog?
35:00well, put down the dog!
35:02with pleasure
35:13oh!
35:18left
35:19leaves the wrong breath
35:25you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
35:29she's been poisoned!
35:32it was her!
35:33do you see any poison on me?
35:36medicine in the right hands can save lives
35:38but in the wrong hands
35:40it becomes nothing but poison
35:42this bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
35:45do you have one of your antidotes on you?
35:47of course
35:49i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
35:52if i wanna save someone
35:54even the grim reaper can't stop me
36:12why is she spitting blood?
36:13this wasn't supposed to happen!
36:15i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way
36:18angel herbalist
36:19this is what i call
36:22malpractice
36:24this isn't fatal
36:25she'll live
36:25but she deserves a little punishment
36:28well, where's the jacuzzi i asked for?
36:30jacuzzi is ready?
36:31right this way
36:32wait wait wait wait wait wait wait
36:34what the hell is going on?
36:36you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
36:40then stop getting in my way
36:41every second counts
36:44let's go for a dip, shall we?
36:49general armstrong
36:50your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
36:55are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
36:59hold on
37:00you two are going in there... alone?
37:02if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked
37:06then sure, invite everyone in
37:08alright
37:10but i warn you
37:11no funny business
37:43so
38:08i have no idea
38:08you just can answer this one
38:08but i say
38:08we will go in the foryaleight
38:08you will go in the foryaleight
38:08let's go in the foryaleight
38:14you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
38:18armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
38:25that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
38:30stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to
38:37that we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life on the streets are you
38:46shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her
38:52background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
38:57you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
39:05oh my
39:24healer goddess hear my plea
39:26please save my child
39:44rod of a sepulius
40:13raise she is the healer goddess
40:17no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
40:26here you go miss thank you
40:31why be weighed down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the
40:48you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
40:53run
40:57right
40:58it's okay little guy
41:00i'll fix you right up
41:06right rewrites the wrong
41:16see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
41:21come on cleo let's go
41:39please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
41:43we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
41:48the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
41:53he's so hot
41:55does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
41:59money fame power it's all yours
42:07are we still moving forward miss trixie
42:10yes give the presidential contract to marissa
42:13oh i have another call coming in
42:18grandma i'm dying save me trixie
42:21grandma grandma
42:24when are you getting married i'm already a hundred years old
42:28i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma
42:30and butch is still on deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet
42:37oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a younger stud like you
42:44we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
42:57please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you
43:01oh kind stranger let me repay you by granting you a wish
43:05grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself
43:08the downfall of humanity it all starts with the loss of faith
43:12what oh geez this is giving me a migraine
43:16are you telling me to pray to god because we've been doing that
43:19i'm telling you to have some faith in me
43:23okay uh i wish for you to cure my brother's illness
43:27can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if i wanted to
43:33cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
43:40hold still
43:48my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you
43:53come on come on
44:07how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
44:15don't
44:15know what this is heard you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
44:20general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
44:27condition your son has with just one needle
44:46i have no clue what this is
44:50oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
44:57best for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
45:12he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
45:19i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
45:25methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
45:36the goddess of healing
45:40wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct
45:45her right rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a
45:53sage amongst mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever
46:01seen her before if this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
46:06i don't care if i go bankrupt i will find her james come put out about to the entire world
46:15whoever finds the goddess healer i'll give the five million dollars there's no need
46:34i'll save your son who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your
46:41brother don't be ridiculous how can this shit stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are
46:49getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a
46:56filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to
47:05steal lysander armstrong from us don't touch him
47:14they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see from all your faces that you've failed
47:19so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
47:25oh you're not gonna touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general i know
47:32a
47:33gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners
47:38wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for some
47:44a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew disgusting
47:53go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go if you
48:00throw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
48:07sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
48:12maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
48:16a fraud
48:18all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
48:24head mounted
48:25on my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only
48:32here to repay
48:33your younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
48:41different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
48:50hero to you
48:51then that means he must be a good person my brother is a war hero who single-handedly
48:56saved this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
49:03who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
49:09of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
49:14i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
49:21only those cut from the lowest ranks are bigger over such trivial matters continue wasting your time
49:28but i'm saving this patient
49:39oh okay
49:42what's happening what are we doing
49:56the hell are you doing i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us
50:02do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are
50:06you insane security smash her face in for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a
50:14peanut allergy and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie yeah right i mean no way you got
50:21all that just from licking him oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the
50:27badge
50:28universal medicine right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what
50:37this
50:44is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here what what so so you think that this this
50:50crummy
50:51walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius why don't you go back to the homeless
50:57asylum
50:57where you came from if you're going to be this delusional i agree i mean even if she does solve
51:02this medical
51:03mystery what is the point of doctors who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander
51:10does have congenital heart disease she's right about everything
51:16yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnosis one of them is bound to be right
51:21and again
51:22there is no such thing as endocryo what what endogenic cryomorphie oh and of course none of you have
51:28heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and
51:35a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
51:40lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
51:48be
51:48homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare to
51:56meet us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school oh
52:04so
52:04she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake
52:11diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge if you three
52:20incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain back
52:25which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means you're
52:32being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
52:37then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
52:45and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
52:51these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
52:57your competition huh miss trixie don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
53:06don't worry i got this
53:10it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
53:21lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
53:29are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my
53:34son i'll give you everything
53:45i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
53:51i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
53:55prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit
53:59wait wait wait what what for don't listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a
54:05bath to wash the homeless stench off of her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown
54:13yourself in plastic surgery you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call
54:21me there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way don't
54:28don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i promise
54:34you
54:35you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain where's the
54:40dog
54:41well put down the dog with pleasure
54:59left leaves the wrong breath
55:05you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
55:10she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison on me medicine in the right hands can save
55:19lives
55:19but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison this isn't good enough to take down the queen of
55:25medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you of course i've saved entire civilizations with my
55:32antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper can't stop me
55:53i thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call
56:04malpractice this isn't fatal she'll live but she deserves a little punishment well where's the
56:10jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going
56:16on you say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren don't you
56:20then stop getting in my way every second counts let's go for a dip shall we
56:30general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
56:36are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
56:42alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
56:50all right but i warn you no funny business
57:27you
57:36thank you
57:54you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
57:58armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
58:06that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock
58:11of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
58:18we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
58:24on the streets are you shitting me you found this bomb on the streets are you nuts you don't know
58:32her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
58:37go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now
58:42james let's go yes sir
58:47oh my
58:48you