00:08God, heal my heart and lead me to someone who makes me whole.
00:40God, he's the devil and I still can't take my eyes off of him.
00:49Who are you?
00:59Get off of me. This is the house of the Lord.
01:03That's why I'm being exceptionally well behaved.
01:08Don't make me regret it, my lovely bride.
01:13Bride, I don't even know who you are.
01:20My first kiss with a demon.
01:27I finally found you and this time I won't let you go.
01:36I should run, but my heart's on fire.
01:49I am scared. What does he want to do with me?
01:53God, this feels wrong, but I can't look away.
02:00I am scared.
02:05You're a hero.
02:07You're a hero.
02:18You're a hero.
02:23I'm scared.
02:27You're a hero.
02:35Every inch of your body shall be mine, my little lamb.
02:39My beautiful bride.
02:51That dream again.
02:55Get your lazy ass out of bed.
02:58You're getting married today.
03:00What? To who?
03:11My Lord Lucifer.
03:15You summoned me.
03:17I need you to watch over hell.
03:20I'm going to the human world.
03:22What are you up to now?
03:24Last time you went, World War II happened.
03:28There's a woman.
03:29She visits me in my dreams.
03:31I do not know her name.
03:33And I do not know her face when I wake.
03:36But one thing I do know.
03:38She's my bride.
03:43That church looks similar to the one in my dreams.
03:46Father, what games are you playing?
03:53What a funny little singer.
03:56Look at that dude.
03:58Is he in a boy band or something?
04:00He's kind of hot.
04:02His outfit is so extra though.
04:04He's like a girl.
04:07Human.
04:09What?
04:10What?
04:10Fuck man.
04:11I was having a good dream.
04:12This is pure gold.
04:14Give me your clothes.
04:17What?
04:21Wait Lucifer.
04:22Try not to use your powers this time.
04:24Something's going on with the angels above.
04:26I don't want them to know that you're in the human realm.
04:30Fine.
04:38I said give me your clothes.
04:43For the last time, I'm not marrying Thomas More.
04:47He's a drug dealer.
04:49He's killed people for crying out loud.
04:51How can you force your daughter to marry a sinner when you claim to do the Lord's work?
04:56What about practicing what you preach?
05:02Shut fucking mouth.
05:03You don't talk back to me like that.
05:05I'm your father and you will marry who I say you will marry.
05:09Well, she's your daughter.
05:10Why do you make her marry Thomas?
05:12I'm a grateful brat.
05:13We clothe you, we feed you, we put a roof over your head.
05:16You're going to do as your father says.
05:18That's right.
05:19Thomas More has offered me 50 grand for you.
05:23The truth is the economy is bad and people aren't donating as much.
05:28And the church needs it.
05:30The church needs the money?
05:32Or do you need the money?
05:33It's the same thing, isn't it?
05:37I own the church.
05:40I'm tired of arguing with you.
05:44Thomas More is going to be here at any minute.
05:46Well, I'd rather die than...
06:06Why does he seem so familiar?
06:09Ew!
06:10What is a bum doing in here?
06:13He's stinking up the church!
06:16Hey, get out of here.
06:17Free food is only on Sundays.
06:19I can never remember her face, but she feels oddly familiar.
06:26Did you hear me?
06:27You filthy bum.
06:28I said, get out of my church!
06:30Angela, why is that hobo staring at you?
06:37Oh my god, is he your hobo boyfriend?
06:42Hey, are you blind and deaf?
06:45I said, get the fuck out!
06:52Dad, stop!
06:53He's probably just hungry.
06:54Why don't we just give him some food?
06:56Is she really trying to protect me with that tiny body of hers?
07:01I'm not giving him shit.
07:03Well, if he won't leave, I'll beat his ass out.
07:06No, no, no.
07:19I fought in many wars,
07:22but no one's ever tried to hit me with a stick before.
07:26Who are you?
07:28Me?
07:31My name is Lucifer Morningstar.
07:38My name is Lucifer Morningstar.
07:45Lucifer Morningstar?
07:49Okay, so not only a hobo, but also a lunatic.
07:54Blasphemy.
07:55How dare you say that name in the house of the Lord?
07:59I'll say whatever I want to say,
08:00especially in my father's house.
08:03Oh, yeah?
08:05Well, you better get the fuck out of here as soon as you can.
08:09Because, you know, Thomas Moore?
08:12Let me fill you in.
08:13He's the biggest drug lord in Los Angeles.
08:16And he's coming here to marry my daughter.
08:19And he won't hesitate to put a bullet in a stinky hobo like you.
08:24Look, I told you.
08:26I'm not marrying him.
08:28I'd rather marry...
08:34Him!
08:36Before I marry that disgusting man.
08:39Well, it's already too late, my dear.
08:42I already accepted his 50 grand.
08:45So, you're going to marry Thomas.
08:49You're going to give him little babies like a respectable woman would.
08:5750 grand?
08:59You're telling me that if I pay you just 50 grand, I can have your daughter?
09:07You got 50 grand?
09:10You probably don't even have five bucks to your name.
09:15That wasn't what I asked you.
09:17Fine.
09:18Any man that has 50 grand, you can have my daughter.
09:27How could you say that?
09:31You know, you don't deserve to be my father.
09:50Is this real gold?
09:52These better not be fake.
09:55Disgusting.
10:02Do you want to leave with me?
10:36I feel the bond.
10:38It's her.
10:40My bride.
10:48Heck!
10:51Where do you think you're going?
10:52I haven't had these authenticated yet.
10:55Where do you think you're going with my daughter?
10:57Huh?
11:01You struck a deal with the devil.
11:03You don't ever go back on that.
11:06Remember that.
11:31Jesus.
11:33This place is gorgeous.
11:37Don't say that name in my home, all right?
11:39That guy pisses me off.
11:41Who?
11:42Jesus?
11:44What do you have against our Lord and Savior?
11:46Look, if you met the guy and you knew...
11:52Anyways, this is one of my many homes here on Earth.
11:55You are welcome to stay from now on.
12:01Oh my God.
12:02Are you a squatter?
12:05Okay, where are the owners?
12:11What's a squatter?
12:14It's nothing.
12:15Can I use your restroom?
12:18It's down the hall.
12:26What am I doing here?
12:28I can't believe...
12:30I just left with a strange homeless man.
12:32He's probably squatting at some millionaire's home.
12:36It's okay, Angela.
12:38Anything is better than being buried to that Thomas Marr.
12:43You can get through this.
12:53Hey, um...
12:54Thank you for letting me stay here, but I'm gonna get a job and I'll move and...
13:11You'll move and what?
13:18Something...
13:20Someone...
13:22Has bonded us together.
13:24I'll fantasize that you are a date.
13:34And I plan to find out why.
13:36Make me, make me, make me happy.
