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📝 Trixie is constantly judged and humiliated because of her shabby appearance, with everyone assuming she is after money and status. In reality, she hides a rare and powerful gift that makes her the only person capable of saving Lysander Armstrong, a highly respected war hero suffering from a mysterious condition. As she steps into a world that once rejected her, Trixie gradually proves her true worth, overturning prejudice and changing her fate, while an unexpected connection begins to grow between her and the man she is meant to heal.
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📝 Trixie is constantly judged and humiliated because of her shabby appearance, with everyone assuming she is after money and status. In reality, she hides a rare and powerful gift that makes her the only person capable of saving Lysander Armstrong, a highly respected war hero suffering from a mysterious condition. As she steps into a world that once rejected her, Trixie gradually proves her true worth, overturning prejudice and changing her fate, while an unexpected connection begins to grow between her and the man she is meant to heal.
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00:00:00You
00:00:04Healer goddess hear my plea
00:00:08Please save my
00:00:24Rod of a sepulius
00:00:45Rejuvenate
00:00:54Praise she is the healer goddess
00:00:57Oh, no, please don't call me about it. I'm just glad I could help
00:01:07Here you go, miss. Thank you
00:01:12Why be way down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:01:16in need
00:01:29You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:01:34run
00:01:37Aww, it's okay, little guy
00:01:41I'll fix you right up
00:01:47Right rewrites the wronged
00:01:51Rejuvenate
00:01:56See? Good as the day you can kick him out of your mother's womb
00:02:02Come on, Cleo! Let's go!
00:02:19Please, my brother's been in a coma the last two years
00:02:24We have no idea what the illness is. If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely
00:02:28The elizander armstrong
00:02:30His military family basically owns the entire global stock market
00:02:34He's so hot
00:02:36Does he come with the money?
00:02:38Yes, he'll even marry you if you can cure him
00:02:40Money, fame, power
00:02:42It's all yours
00:02:48Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:02:51Yes, give the presidential contract to Marissa
00:02:54Oh, I have another call coming in
00:02:58Grandma!
00:02:59I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:03:02Grandma?
00:03:04Grandma
00:03:05When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old
00:03:09I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma
00:03:11And Butch is still on deployment
00:03:13So, that's why I haven't been married yet
00:03:18Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:03:25We're talking about my brother's life
00:03:26I don't have time for jokes
00:03:28Oh, no!
00:03:38Please go feed your dog, Miss
00:03:40Don't let it starve like you
00:03:41Oh, kind stranger
00:03:43Let me repay you by granting you a wish
00:03:45Grant me a wish?
00:03:47That you can barely feed yourself
00:03:48The downfall of humanity
00:03:50It all starts with the loss of faith
00:03:53What?
00:03:54Oh, Jesus
00:03:56Giving me a migraine
00:03:57Are you telling me to pray to God?
00:03:59Because we've been doing that
00:04:00I'm telling you to have some faith in me
00:04:03Okay, uh
00:04:04I wish for you to cure my brother's illness
00:04:08Can you do that?
00:04:09I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to
00:04:13Cleo, stay right here for a second
00:04:15Don't go too far, Cleo
00:04:20Hold still
00:04:28What?
00:04:28My migraine's gone
00:04:30Okay, then let's go
00:04:31If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you
00:04:33Come on
00:04:34Come on
00:04:35Oh!
00:04:49How is he?
00:04:50What is the diagnosis?
00:04:52Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him
00:04:54I'm sorry, I don't know what this is
00:04:56Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:04:58You're supposed to be one of the best
00:05:00Don't worry, General
00:05:01I'm the angel herbalist
00:05:03And I have mastered all healing methods of the East
00:05:06I can detect what condition your son has
00:05:09With just one needle
00:05:27I have no clue what this is
00:05:31Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all
00:05:36That's why we saved the best for last
00:05:39Me, the witch doctor
00:05:40I'll save your son Lysander
00:05:53He's not budging, there's no movement
00:05:55Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but...
00:05:59I don't know what this is
00:06:02Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors
00:06:05They've tried all these methods and they've all failed
00:06:08If we can't save him
00:06:11There's only one person who can
00:06:14Who?
00:06:17The goddess of healing
00:06:21Wait a second
00:06:22You're not talking about the legendary goddess you...
00:06:25That's correct
00:06:26That's correct
00:06:26Her right
00:06:27Rewrites the wrong
00:06:28And her left
00:06:29Leaves the bereft
00:06:31That's her motto
00:06:32It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals
00:06:35We are nothing compared to her
00:06:37She is eccentric and elusive
00:06:41No one has ever seen her before
00:06:43If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son
00:06:47I don't care if I go bankrupt
00:06:49I will find her
00:06:51James, come
00:06:52Put out a voucher
00:06:54To the entire world
00:06:55Whoever finds the goddess healer
00:06:58Will give her five million dollars
00:07:00There's no need
00:07:15I'll save your son
00:07:17Who the hell is she?
00:07:19Dad, she says she can cure Lysander
00:07:21She's gonna save your brother?
00:07:23Don't be ridiculous
00:07:24How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:07:28Exactly
00:07:29God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier
00:07:32She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich
00:07:35Ew, she even brought a filthy dog with her
00:07:38I bet it has fleas
00:07:40That flea infested dirty thing is your companion
00:07:44Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us
00:07:52Don't touch him
00:07:55They say don't judge a book by its cover
00:07:57But I can see from all your faces that you've failed
00:08:00So step aside
00:08:01I'll take it from here
00:08:03Could you hold this?
00:08:05Ho, ho, ho, ho
00:08:06You're not gonna touch my son
00:08:08I'm the richest tycoon in this country
00:08:11And a former general
00:08:12I know a gold-digging whore when I see one
00:08:15I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash
00:08:21Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some
00:08:25A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:08:32Ew, disgusting
00:08:33Go back to being a prostitute
00:08:35Security!
00:08:36Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now
00:08:40Let's go
00:08:40If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
00:08:48Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander and to no avail
00:08:53Maybe we should give her a try
00:08:55You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud
00:08:59Alright, I'll give you a shot
00:09:01But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall
00:09:07Is that any way to ask for help?
00:09:10You'd be blessed to have me
00:09:12And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness
00:09:15But since I'm not welcome here
00:09:18I'll leave
00:09:20Devon, come find me when you have a different wish
00:09:22No, Miss Trixie
00:09:24My brother is a hero to me
00:09:26I can't lose him
00:09:28Well, if he's a hero to you
00:09:32Then that means he must be a good person
00:09:34My brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack
00:09:39Also, he's great with puppies, he'd make a great husband
00:09:44Who says I want to marry him?
00:09:46As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you
00:09:53Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
00:09:55I mean, look at her
00:09:56Even if she cleaned herself up
00:09:59You couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
00:10:02Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
00:10:06Continue wasting your time
00:10:08But I'm saving this patient
00:10:20Oh, okay
00:10:23What's happening?
00:10:25What are we doing?
00:10:30What are we doing?
00:10:35Oh!
00:10:37What the hell are you doing?
00:10:38I knew she was a perv
00:10:40She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us
00:10:43Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:10:47Are you insane?
00:10:48Security, smash her face in for licking my son
00:10:52He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy, and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy
00:10:59Yeah, right, I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him
00:11:03Oh, okay, I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:11:07I even have the badge of universal medicine right here
00:11:10And I've never heard of endo cryo
00:11:15What? What?
00:11:16What?
00:11:18This?
00:11:24Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here
00:11:27What?
00:11:29What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, THE rod of a sepulius?
00:11:35Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:11:40I agree
00:11:41I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery, what is the point of doctors who have studied for
00:11:48years?
00:11:48We are all certified
00:11:50But Lysander does have congenital heart disease
00:11:54She's right about everything
00:11:57Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right
00:12:02And again, there is no such thing as endo cryo what what?
00:12:06Endogenic cryomorphine
00:12:07Oh
00:12:07And of course none of you have heard of it
00:12:09Because I just discovered it
00:12:12This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy
00:12:16The chances are a billion to one
00:12:18A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery
00:12:20But lucky for you all
00:12:22You've hit the jackpot by finding me
00:12:26What a bunch of baloney
00:12:27I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good
00:12:32Precisely
00:12:33You are just a scamming prostitute
00:12:35You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine
00:12:41I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
00:12:44Oh, so she went to the super circus instead
00:12:48And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases
00:12:52Which mean nothing if you can't wake him up
00:12:55Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:12:58Oh my god
00:13:00If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up
00:13:03I think you all should grow parts of your brain back
00:13:06Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly
00:13:10What is that supposed to mean?
00:13:12It means you're being schooled by me
00:13:14And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
00:13:18Then let's have a bet
00:13:20If you can't heal him
00:13:23We'll break your hands
00:13:25And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
00:13:32These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined
00:13:35You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:13:39Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them
00:13:43There's too many lives at stake
00:13:46Don't worry, I got this
00:13:51It's a deal
00:13:53I'll save Lysander Armstrong
00:13:55No one is dying on my watch
00:14:02Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
00:14:10Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:14:13Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything
00:14:25I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you
00:14:28I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
00:14:31I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
00:14:36Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit
00:14:39Wait, wait, wait, wait, what for?
00:14:41Don't listen to her
00:14:43She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her
00:14:48Firstly, this is called greatness
00:14:52Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery
00:14:55You couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character
00:14:59What? Did you just call me?
00:15:03There's a man's life at stake here
00:15:06And you're standing in my way
00:15:08Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm
00:15:12Now stop getting in my way
00:15:14Or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon
00:15:18Oh yeah?
00:15:19Yeah, you wanna see real pain?
00:15:20Where's the dog?
00:15:22Well put down the dog!
00:15:23With pleasure
00:15:40Left
00:15:40Left
00:15:40Leaves the wrong breath
00:15:46Left
00:15:47You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor
00:15:51She's been poisoned!
00:15:53It was her!
00:15:55Do you see any poison on me?
00:15:57Medicine in the right hands can save lives
00:16:00But in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison
00:16:03This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine
00:16:06Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:16:09Of course
00:16:10I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes
00:16:13If I wanna save someone, even the grim reaper can't stop me
00:16:33Why is she spitting blood?
00:16:35This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:16:37I thought you said even the grim reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist
00:16:41This is what I call malpractice
00:16:45This isn't fatal, she'll live
00:16:47But she deserves a little punishment
00:16:49Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:16:52Jacuzzi is ready?
00:16:53Right this way
00:16:54Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
00:16:55What the hell is going on?
00:16:57You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:17:01Then stop getting in my way, every second counts
00:17:06Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:17:11General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
00:17:15Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:17:20Hold on, you two are going in there alone?
00:17:24If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in
00:17:30Alright, but I warn you, no funny business
00:17:56I'll be here for you, No, I'm sorry
00:17:57Yeah, I'll be here for you
00:18:06If you don't want this all night, I'm sorry
00:18:07I want this part, of my glory
00:18:07You're now going to have you here for a bit
00:18:09I'll be here for you
00:18:14Why don't you think?
00:18:15You don't want that?
00:18:15And then you'll be here for a while
00:18:35you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman general
00:18:39armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions that's what i
00:18:47would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation
00:18:52held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that we have to have
00:19:00faith where did you actually find this little life uh on the streets are you shitting me
00:19:09you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know her you don't know her background
00:19:14she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to go in and stop this now
00:19:19you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james let's go yes sir
00:19:27oh my
00:19:42healer goddess hear my plea please save my child
00:20:03rod of a sepulius
00:20:08oh
00:20:22rejuvening
00:20:32Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:20:35No, please. Don't call me that.
00:20:39I'm just glad I could help.
00:20:45Here you go, miss.
00:20:49Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people
00:20:53and help those the most in need?
00:21:06You must be rushing off to go find your jewels,
00:21:09because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and run!
00:21:15Aw, it's okay, little guy.
00:21:19I'll fix you right up.
00:21:25Right rewrites the wronged.
00:21:29Rejuvenate.
00:21:34See? Good as the day you came kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:21:39Come on, Cleo. Let's go.
00:21:57Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:22:01We have no idea what the illness is.
00:22:03If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:22:06The Elisander Armstrong.
00:22:08His military family basically owns the entire global stock market.
00:22:12He's so hot.
00:22:14Does he come with the money?
00:22:16Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:22:18Money, fame, power.
00:22:20It's all yours.
00:22:26Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:22:28Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:22:32Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:22:36Grandma!
00:22:37I'm dying! Save me, Trixie!
00:22:40Grandma?
00:22:42Grandma.
00:22:43When are you getting married? I'm already a hundred years old.
00:22:46I'm going to keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:22:49And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:22:55Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:23:02You're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:23:06Oh, no!
00:23:16Please go feed your dog, miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:23:19Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:23:23Grant me a wish? That you can barely feed yourself.
00:23:26The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:23:31What? Oh, jeez. This is giving me a migraine.
00:23:35Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing that?
00:23:38I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:23:41Okay. Uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness.
00:23:46Can you do that?
00:23:47I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:23:51Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:23:53Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:23:58Hold still.
00:24:05What? My migraine's gone.
00:24:08Okay, then let's go.
00:24:09If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:24:11Come on. Come on.
00:24:13Oh!
00:24:26How is he?
00:24:28What is the diagnosis?
00:24:29Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:24:32I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:24:35Aren't you the queen of medicine?
00:24:36You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:24:38Don't worry, General.
00:24:39I'm the Angel Herbalist, and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:24:44I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:25:05I have no clue what this is.
00:25:09Oh, it looks like the Angel Herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:25:14That's why we saved the best for last.
00:25:17Me, the witch doctor.
00:25:18I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:25:31He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:25:33Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:25:40Lord, I've scoured the Earth for the best doctors.
00:25:43They've tried all these methods, and they've all failed.
00:25:46If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:25:51Who?
00:25:55The goddess of healing.
00:25:59Wait a second.
00:26:00Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess, you.
00:26:03That's correct. Her right rewrites the wrong, and her left leaves the bereft.
00:26:09That's her motto.
00:26:10It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:26:15She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:26:20If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:26:26bankrupt.
00:26:27I will find her. James, come put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:26:33Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:26:38There's no need.
00:26:53I'll save your son.
00:26:55Who the hell is she?
00:26:57Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:26:59She's gonna save your brother?
00:27:00Don't be ridiculous.
00:27:02How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:27:06Exactly.
00:27:07God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:27:10She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:27:13Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:27:16I bet it has fleas.
00:27:18That flea-infested, dirty thing is your companion.
00:27:22Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:27:29Don't touch him.
00:27:32They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:27:38So step aside.
00:27:40I'll take it from here.
00:27:41Could you hold this?
00:27:43Ho, ho, ho, ho.
00:27:44You're not gonna touch my son.
00:27:46I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:27:50I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:27:53I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:27:59Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:28:03A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:28:09Ew, disgusting.
00:28:11Go back to being a prostitute.
00:28:13Security!
00:28:14Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now.
00:28:17Let's go.
00:28:18If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:28:25Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:28:30Maybe we should give her a try?
00:28:33You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:28:36All right, I'll give you a shot.
00:28:39But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head mounted on my wall.
00:28:45Is that any way to ask for help?
00:28:48You'd be blessed to have me.
00:28:50And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness.
00:28:53But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:28:58Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:29:00No, Miss Trixie, my brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:29:06Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:29:12My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:29:17Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:29:22Who says I want to marry him?
00:29:24As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum
00:29:30like you.
00:29:31Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:29:33I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up,
00:29:36you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:29:40Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:29:44Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:29:58Oh, okay.
00:30:01What's happening?
00:30:02What are we doing?
00:30:13What the hell are you doing?
00:30:16I knew she was a perv.
00:30:18She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:30:21Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:30:25Are you insane? Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:30:30He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:30:33and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphy.
00:30:37Yeah, right. I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:30:41Oh, okay. I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:30:45I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:30:48And I've never heard of endo-cryo...
00:30:52What? What?
00:30:55This?
00:31:02Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:31:05What? So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what, the rod of a sepulius?
00:31:13Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:31:18I agree. I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:31:22what is the point of doctors who have studied for years? We are all certified.
00:31:28But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:31:31She's right about everything.
00:31:35Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:31:40And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what!
00:31:44Endogenic cryomorphy.
00:31:45Oh.
00:31:45And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:31:47Because I just discovered it.
00:31:50This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:31:54The chances are a billion to one. A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:31:58But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:32:03What a bunch of baloney. I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:32:10Precisely. You are just a scamming prostitute. You don't compare to meet us who actually studied
00:32:17real medicine. I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:32:22Oh, so she went to the super circus instead. And now she's here putting on this clown show coming
00:32:28up with fake diseases, which mean nothing if you can't wake him up.
00:32:33Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:32:37If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:32:41I think you all should grow parts of your brain back. Which, by the way, that condition is called
00:32:47an encephaly.
00:32:48What is that supposed to mean?
00:32:50It means you're being schooled by me. And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:32:56Then let's have a bet. If you can't heal him, we'll break your hands.
00:33:03And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:33:09These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:33:14You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:33:17Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them. There's too many lives at stake.
00:33:24Don't worry. I got this.
00:33:28It's a deal. I'll save Lysander Armstrong. No one is dying on my watch.
00:33:40Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:33:47Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:33:51Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:34:03I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:34:06I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:34:09I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:34:14Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:34:17Wait, wait, wait, wait. What for?
00:34:19Don't listen to her. She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench
00:34:25off of her.
00:34:26Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:34:30Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:34:37What? Did you just call me?
00:34:41There's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way.
00:34:46Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:34:50Now stop getting in my way or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:34:56Oh yeah?
00:34:57Yeah, you want to see real pain? Where's the dog?
00:34:59Well, put down the dog!
00:35:01With pleasure.
00:35:17Left leaves the wrong breath.
00:35:24You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:35:29She's been poisoned! It was her!
00:35:32Do you see any poison on me?
00:35:35Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:35:41This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:35:44Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:35:46Of course. I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes.
00:35:51If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't stop me.
00:36:11Why is she spitting blood?
00:36:12This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:36:14I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:36:18This is what I call malpractice.
00:36:23This isn't fatal. She'll live. But she deserves a little punishment.
00:36:27Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:36:29Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way.
00:36:32Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
00:36:35You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:36:39Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:36:43Let's go for our dip, shall we?
00:36:48General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:36:54Are you really going to let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:36:58Hold on. You two are going in there... alone?
00:37:01If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure, invite everyone in.
00:37:07All right. But I warn you, no funny business.
00:37:12Yes.
00:37:16Oh, my God.
00:37:52Oh, my God.
00:38:13You really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless conwoman, General Armstrong.
00:38:18Exactly.
00:38:18What if she gets pregnant by him?
00:38:21She could blackmail you for millions.
00:38:25That's what I would do if I was that poor.
00:38:26And then the Armstrong family will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
00:38:33Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
00:38:36We have to have faith.
00:38:38Where did you actually find this little knife?
00:38:41Uh, on the streets.
00:38:45Are you shitting me?
00:38:47You found this bum on the streets?
00:38:49Are you nuts?
00:38:50You don't know her.
00:38:51You don't know her background.
00:38:52She could be a psychotic murder.
00:38:54That is it, General.
00:38:55You have to go in and stop this now.
00:38:56You're right.
00:38:57That's it.
00:38:58I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
00:39:00James, let's go.
00:39:01Yes, sir.
00:39:05Oh, my God.
00:39:20Healer goddess, hear my plea.
00:39:24Please save my child.
00:39:41Rod of a sepulis.
00:39:43Rod of a sepulis.
00:40:00Rejuvenate.
00:40:09Praise! She is the healer goddess!
00:40:13No, please. Don't call me that. I'm just glad I could help.
00:40:23Here you go, miss.
00:40:27Why be weighed down by a throne when I can live amongst the common people and help those the most
00:40:31in need?
00:40:44You must be rushing off to go find your jewels, because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
00:40:49run!
00:40:53Aw, it's okay, little guy. I'll fix you right up.
00:41:02Right rewrites the wronged.
00:41:07Rejuvenate.
00:41:11See? Good as the day you came kicking out of your mother's womb.
00:41:17Come on, Cleo. Let's go!
00:41:29Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:41:34Please. My brother's been in a coma the last two years.
00:41:39We have no idea what the illness is.
00:41:41If anyone can help cure him, we will pay you handsomely.
00:41:44The Lysander Armstrong!
00:41:45His military family basically owns the entire global stock market!
00:41:49He's so hot!
00:41:52Does he come with the money?
00:41:53Yes. He'll even marry you if you can cure him.
00:41:56Money. Fame. Power.
00:41:58It's all yours.
00:42:04Are we still moving forward, Miss Trixie?
00:42:06Yes. Give the presidential contract to Marissa.
00:42:10Oh, I have another call coming in.
00:42:13Grandma!
00:42:14I'm dying!
00:42:16Save me, Trixie!
00:42:18Grandma?
00:42:19Grandma.
00:42:20When are you getting married?
00:42:22I'm already a hundred years old.
00:42:24I'm gonna keep you healthy forever, Grandma.
00:42:27And Butch is still on deployment, so that's why I haven't been married yet.
00:42:33Oh, but why marry a vegetable when I can bang a younger stud like you?
00:42:40We're talking about my brother's life. I don't have time for jokes.
00:42:44No!
00:42:53Please go feed your dog, Miss. Don't let it starve like you.
00:42:57Oh, kind stranger. Let me repay you by granting you a wish.
00:43:01Grant me a wish? As you can barely feed yourself.
00:43:04The downfall of humanity. It all starts with the loss of faith.
00:43:08What?
00:43:09Oh, jeez, this is giving me a migraine. Are you telling me to pray to God because we've been doing
00:43:15that?
00:43:16I'm telling you to have some faith in me.
00:43:19Okay, uh, I wish for you to cure my brother's illness. Can you do that?
00:43:24I can topple mountains and make a king out of a frog if I wanted to.
00:43:29Cleo, stay right here for a second.
00:43:31Don't go too far, Cleo.
00:43:36Hold still.
00:43:43What? My migraine's gone.
00:43:45Okay, then let's go. If you can cure my brother, he'll even marry you.
00:43:49Come on. Come on.
00:43:51Come on.
00:44:04How is he? What is the diagnosis? Remember, you will not marry him unless you cure him.
00:44:10I'm sorry. I don't know what this is.
00:44:12Aren't you the queen of medicine? You're supposed to be one of the best.
00:44:16Don't worry, General. I'm the angel herbalist and I have mastered all healing methods of the East.
00:44:22I can detect what condition your son has with just one needle.
00:44:43I have no clue what this is.
00:44:46Oh, it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all.
00:44:52That's why we saved the best for last.
00:44:54Me, the witch doctor.
00:44:56I'll save your son, Lysander.
00:45:09He's not budging. There's no movement.
00:45:11Truly, I have saved thousands of patients all over the world, but I don't know what this is.
00:45:18Lord, I've scoured the earth for the best doctors. They've tried all these methods and they've all failed.
00:45:23If we can't save him, there's only one person who can.
00:45:29Who?
00:45:33The goddess of healing.
00:45:36Wait a second. You're not talking about the legendary goddess.
00:45:40That's correct. Her right rewrites the rond and her left leaves the bereft. That's her motto.
00:45:48It's what makes her a sage amongst mortals. We are nothing compared to her.
00:45:53She is eccentric and elusive. No one has ever seen her before.
00:45:58If this legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son, I don't care if I go
00:46:04bankrupt.
00:46:05I will find her. James, come.
00:46:08Put out a voucher to the entire world.
00:46:11Whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five million dollars.
00:46:16There's no need.
00:46:30I'll save your son.
00:46:33Who the hell is she?
00:46:34Dad, she says she can cure Lysander.
00:46:36She's gonna save your brother? Don't be ridiculous. How can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother?
00:46:43Exactly. God, the unemployed are getting crazier and crazier.
00:46:47She's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich.
00:46:51Ew! She even brought a filthy dog with her.
00:46:54I bet it has fleas.
00:46:55That flea-infested dirty thing is your companion.
00:47:00Don't try to steal Lysander Armstrong from us.
00:47:07Don't touch him.
00:47:10They say don't judge a book by its cover, but I can see from all your faces that you've failed.
00:47:15So step aside.
00:47:17I'll take it from here. Could you hold this?
00:47:21Ho, ho, ho, ho. You're not gonna touch my son.
00:47:24I'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general.
00:47:28I know a gold-digging whore when I see one.
00:47:30I bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the street corners wasn't paying enough cash.
00:47:36Who knows what an unskilled, poor girl like her would do for some.
00:47:41A skinny-ass beggar trying to take advantage of Lysander Armstrong when he's unconscious?
00:47:48Ew! Disgusting.
00:47:49Go back to being a prostitute.
00:47:51Security!
00:47:52Get this STD-infested peasant out of here now. Let's go.
00:47:56If you throw me out, you're tossing away your son's last chance at life.
00:48:03Sir, we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for Master Lysander into no avail.
00:48:08Maybe we should give her a try?
00:48:10You can always deal with her later if she turns out to be a fraud.
00:48:14Alright, I'll give you a shot. But I warn you, if you fail, I'll have your and your dog's head
00:48:21mounted on my wall!
00:48:23Is that any way to ask for help? You'd be blessed to have me.
00:48:27And I'm only here to repay your younger son's kindness. But since I'm not welcome here, I'll leave.
00:48:35Devon, come find me when you have a different wish.
00:48:38No, Miss Trixie. My brother is a hero to me. I can't lose him.
00:48:44Well, if he's a hero to you, then that means he must be a good person.
00:48:50My brother is a war hero who single-handedly saved this country from a terrorist attack.
00:48:54Also, he's great with puppies. He'd make a great husband.
00:48:59Who says I want to marry him?
00:49:01As if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream of marrying a penniless bum like you.
00:49:08Only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her.
00:49:11I mean, look at her. Even if she cleaned herself up, you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her.
00:49:17Only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters.
00:49:22Continue wasting your time. But I'm saving this patient.
00:49:35Oh, okay. What's happening? What are we doing?
00:49:51Oh, what? What the hell are you doing?
00:49:54I knew she was a perv.
00:49:56She's definitely trying to steal Lysander from us.
00:49:59Do you all not know that sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient?
00:50:02Are you insane?
00:50:03Security, smash her face in for licking my son.
00:50:08He's born with congenital heart disease, has a peanut allergy,
00:50:11and the condition he has is called endogenic cryomorphie.
00:50:15Yeah, right.
00:50:16I mean, no way you got all that just from licking him.
00:50:19Oh, okay.
00:50:20I've studied every disease known to man, right?
00:50:22I even have the badge of universal medicine right here.
00:50:26And I've never heard of endo-cryo-what-what?
00:50:33This?
00:50:40Is worth nothing when I have the real thing right here.
00:50:43What?
00:50:44What?
00:50:45So you think that this crummy walking stick of yours is what?
00:50:49The rod of a sepulius?
00:50:51Why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional?
00:50:56I agree.
00:50:57I mean, even if she does solve this medical mystery,
00:51:00what is the point of doctors who have studied for years?
00:51:04We are all certified.
00:51:06But Lysander does have congenital heart disease.
00:51:09She's right about everything.
00:51:13Yeah, but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses, one of them is bound to be right.
00:51:18And again, there is no such thing as endo-cryo-what-what?
00:51:21Endogenic cryomorphie.
00:51:23Oh.
00:51:23And of course none of you have heard of it.
00:51:25Because I just discovered it.
00:51:28This condition only affects those with both CHD and a peanut allergy.
00:51:32The chances are a billion to one.
00:51:34A hundred times rarer than winning the lottery.
00:51:36But lucky for you all, you've hit the jackpot by finding me.
00:51:41What a bunch of baloney.
00:51:43I mean, you wouldn't be homeless if you were actually any good.
00:51:47Precisely.
00:51:48You are just a scamming prostitute.
00:51:51You don't compare to meet us who actually studied real medicine.
00:51:56I bet you were too poor to go to real medical school.
00:52:00Oh, so she went to the super circus instead.
00:52:03And now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with fake diseases,
00:52:07which mean nothing, if you can't wake him up.
00:52:11Is that supposed to be a challenge?
00:52:13Oh, yeah.
00:52:15If you three incompetent doormats want to show me up,
00:52:19I think you all should grow parts of your brain back.
00:52:22Which, by the way, that condition is called an encephaly.
00:52:26What is that supposed to mean?
00:52:27It means you're being schooled by me.
00:52:29And I'm about to walk all over your medical licensees.
00:52:33Then let's have a bet.
00:52:35But if you can't heal him,
00:52:38we'll break your hands.
00:52:41And then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore.
00:52:47These hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined.
00:52:51You're that desperate to get rid of your competition, huh?
00:52:54Miss Trixie, don't risk your hands for them.
00:52:58There's too many lives at stake.
00:53:02Don't worry.
00:53:03I got this.
00:53:06It's a deal.
00:53:08I'll save Lysander Armstrong.
00:53:10No one is dying on my watch.
00:53:17Lysander Armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years.
00:53:25Are you stopping me because you're scared I'd actually succeed?
00:53:28Homeless or not, if you save my son, I'll give you everything.
00:53:41I'll even have Lysander, my heir, marry you.
00:53:44I'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband.
00:53:47I just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing.
00:53:52Prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees Fahrenheit.
00:53:55Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:53:55What for?
00:53:57Don't listen to her.
00:53:59She probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off of her.
00:54:04Firstly, this is called greatness.
00:54:07Secondly, even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery, you couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character.
00:54:15What?
00:54:16Did you just call me?
00:54:19There's a man's life at stake here, and you're standing in my way.
00:54:24Don't don the mantle of doctor when you're only capable of harm.
00:54:28Now stop getting in my way, or I promise you, you will be bubbling at the mouth very soon.
00:54:34Oh yeah?
00:54:34Yeah, you want to see real pain?
00:54:36Where's the dog?
00:54:37Well, put down the dog!
00:54:38With pleasure.
00:54:55Left leaves the wrong bereft.
00:55:01You don't deserve to call yourself a doctor.
00:55:06She's been poisoned!
00:55:09It was her!
00:55:10Do you see any poison on me?
00:55:13Medicine in the right hands can save lives, but in the wrong hands, it becomes nothing but poison.
00:55:19This bitch isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine!
00:55:22Do you have one of your antidotes on you?
00:55:24Of course. I've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes. If I want to save someone, even the Grim Reaper can't
00:55:32stop me.
00:55:48Why is she spitting blood?
00:55:50This wasn't supposed to happen!
00:55:51I thought you said even the Grim Reaper can't get in your way, angel herbalist.
00:55:56This is what I call malpractice.
00:56:00This isn't fatal. She'll live. But she deserves a little punishment.
00:56:05Well, where's the jacuzzi I asked for?
00:56:07Jacuzzi is ready? Right this way.
00:56:09Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. What the hell is going on?
00:56:12You say you want your son to live on to give you tons of grandchildren, don't you?
00:56:17Then stop getting in my way. Every second counts.
00:56:21Let's go for a dip, shall we?
00:56:26General Armstrong, your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation.
00:56:31Are you really gonna let this hobo slut touch your son?
00:56:35Hold on. You two are going in there...alone?
00:56:39If you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked, then sure. Invite everyone in.
00:56:45Alright. But I warn you. No funny business.
00:57:21Thank you very much.
00:57:50you really shouldn't leave your precious son in there with that homeless con woman
00:57:54general armstrong exactly what if she gets pregnant by him she could blackmail you for millions
00:58:02that's what i would do if i was that poor and then the armstrong family will be the laughing
00:58:07stock of the nation held for ransom by a homeless woman dad you can't seriously be listening to that
00:58:14we have to have faith where did you actually find this little life
00:58:20on the streets are you shitting me you found this bum on the streets are you nuts you don't know
00:58:28her you don't know her background she could be a psychotic murder that is it general you have to
00:58:33go in and stop this now you're right that's it i'm shutting down this clown show right now james
00:58:38let's go yes sir oh my
00:58:57healer goddess hear my plea please save my child
00:59:19rod of a sepulius
00:59:47praise she is the healer goddess
00:59:51no please don't call me that i'm just glad i could help
01:00:00here you go miss thank you
01:00:05why be way down by a throne when i can live amongst the common people and help those the most
01:00:09in need
01:00:22you must be rushing off to go find your jewels because only a sackless coward would hit a puppy and
01:00:27run
01:00:30oh it's okay little guy i'll fix you right up
01:00:40right rewrites the wrong
01:00:50see good as the day you can kicking out of your mother's womb
01:00:55come on cleo let's go
01:01:13please my brother's been in a coma the last two years
01:01:17we have no idea what the illness is if anyone can help cure him we will pay you handsomely
01:01:21the elizander armstrong his military family basically owns the entire global stock market
01:01:27he's so hot does he come with the money yes he'll even marry you if you can cure him
01:01:33money fame power it's all yours
01:01:41are we still moving forward miss trixie yes give the presidential contract to marissa
01:01:47oh i have another call coming in grandma i'm dying save me trixie grandma when are you getting married
01:02:00i'm already a hundred years old i'm gonna keep you healthy forever grandma and butch is still on
01:02:06deployment so that's why i haven't been married yet oh but why marry a vegetable when i can bang a
01:02:15younger stud like you we're talking about my brother's life i don't have time for jokes
01:02:31please go feed your dog miss don't let it starve like you oh kind stranger let me repay you by
01:02:37granting you a wish grant me a wish as you can barely feed yourself the downfall of humanity
01:02:43it all starts with the loss of faith what oh jeez this is giving me a migraine are you telling
01:02:51me to
01:02:51pray to god because we've been doing that i'm telling you to have some faith in me okay uh i
01:02:58wish for
01:02:59you to cure my brother's illness can you do that i can topple mountains and make a king out of
01:03:05a frog if
01:03:05i wanted to cleo stay right here for a second don't go too far cleo
01:03:13hold still
01:03:21my migraine's gone okay then let's go if you can cure my brother he'll even marry you come on come
01:03:28on
01:03:39oh
01:03:42how is he what is the diagnosis remember you will not marry him unless you cure him i'm sorry i
01:03:48don't
01:03:49know what this is aren't you the queen of medicine you're supposed to be one of the best don't worry
01:03:54general i'm the angel herbalist and i have mastered all healing methods of the east i can detect what
01:04:01condition your son has with just one needle
01:04:20i have no clue what this is
01:04:24oh it looks like the angel herbalist doesn't live up to her name after all that's why we saved the
01:04:31best
01:04:31for last me the witch doctor i'll save your son lysander
01:04:46he's not budging there's no movement truly i have saved thousands of patients all over the world but
01:04:53i don't know what this is lord i've scoured the earth for the best doctors they've tried all these
01:04:59methods and they've all failed if we can't save him there's only one person who can who
01:05:10the goddess of healing
01:05:14wait wait a second you're not talking about the legendary goddess you that's correct her right
01:05:20rewrites the wrong and her left leaves the bereft that's her motto it's what makes her a sage amongst
01:05:27mortals we are nothing compared to her she is eccentric and elusive no one has ever seen her before if
01:05:36this
01:05:36legendary healer is the only one that can truly save my son i don't care if i go bankrupt i
01:05:43will find her
01:05:44james come put out a bounty to the entire world whoever finds the goddess healer will give her five
01:05:52million dollars there's no need
01:06:08i'll save your son who the hell is she dad she says she can cure lysander she's gonna save your
01:06:15brother
01:06:15don't be ridiculous how can this shit-stained hobo cure your brother exactly god the unemployed are
01:06:23getting crazier and crazier she's trying to scam her way into marrying the rich ew she even brought a
01:06:30filthy dog with her i bet it has fleas that flea-infested dirty thing is your companion don't try to
01:06:38steal
01:06:39lysander armstrong from us don't touch him they say don't judge a book by its cover but i can see
01:06:51from all your faces that you've failed so step aside i'll take it from here could you hold this
01:06:59oh you're not going to touch my son i'm the richest tycoon in this country and a former general
01:07:06i know a gold digging whore when i see one i bet she's only here because giving blowjobs on the
01:07:11street corners wasn't paying enough cash who knows what an unskilled poor girl like her would do for
01:07:18some a skinny ass beggar trying to take advantage of lysander armstrong when he's unconscious ew disgusting
01:07:27go back to being a prostitute security get this std infested peasant out of here now let's go if you
01:07:34threw me out you're tossing away your son's last chance at life
01:07:41sir we are at our wit's end trying to find a cure for master lysander into no avail
01:07:46maybe we should give her a try you can always deal with her later if she turns out to be
01:07:50a fraud
01:07:51all right i'll give you a shot but i warn you if you fail i'll have your and your dog's
01:07:58head mounted on
01:07:59my wall is that any way to ask for help you'd be blessed to have me and i'm only here
01:08:06to repay your
01:08:07younger son's kindness but since i'm not welcome here i'll leave devon come find me when you have a
01:08:15different wish no miss trixie my brother is a hero to me i can't lose him well if he's a
01:08:23hero to you
01:08:25then that means he must be a good person my brother's a war hero who single-handedly saved
01:08:30this country from a terrorist attack also he's great with puppies he'd make a great husband
01:08:37who says i want to marry him as if the number one hottest 30 under 30 would even dream
01:08:43of marrying a penniless bum like you only a lunatic would be crazy enough to marry her
01:08:48i mean look at her even if she cleaned herself up you couldn't find an ounce of femininity on her
01:08:55only those cut from the lowest ranks were bigger over such trivial matters
01:08:59continue wasting your time but i'm saving this patient
01:09:13oh okay
01:09:16what's happening what are we doing
01:09:29what the hell are you doing
01:09:31i knew she was a perv she's definitely trying to steal lysander from us do you all not know that
01:09:38sweat can tell you everything that's medically wrong with a patient are you insane security smash her face
01:09:43for licking my son he's born with congenital heart disease has a peanut allergy and the condition
01:09:49he has is called endogenic cryomorphy yeah right i mean no way you got all that just from licking him
01:09:56oh okay i've studied every disease known to man right i even have the badge of universal medicine
01:10:02right here and i've never heard of endo cryo what what this
01:10:17is worth nothing when i have the real thing right here
01:10:20what so you think that this this crummy walking stick of yours is is what the rod of a sepulius
01:10:28why don't you go back to the homeless asylum where you came from if you're going to be this delusional
01:10:33i agree i mean even if she does solve this medical mystery what is the point of doctors
01:10:39who have studied for years we are all certified but lysander does have congenital heart disease
01:10:47she's right about everything
01:10:50yeah but if she just throws out a bunch of fake diagnoses one of them is bound to be right
01:10:55and again there's no such thing as endocryo what what endogenic cryomorphine oh and of course none
01:11:02of you have heard of it because i just discovered it this condition only affects those with both chd and
01:11:08a peanut allergy the chances are a billion to one a hundred times rarer than winning the lottery but
01:11:14lucky for you all you've hit the jackpot by finding me what a bunch of baloney i mean you wouldn't
01:11:22be
01:11:22homeless if you were actually any good precisely you are just a scamming prostitute you don't compare
01:11:29to me us who actually studied real medicine i bet you were too poor to go to real medical school
01:11:37oh
01:11:38so she went to the super circus instead and now she's here putting on this clown show coming up with
01:11:44fake diseases which mean nothing if you can't wake him up is that supposed to be a challenge
01:11:53if you three incompetent doormats want to show me up i think you all should grow parts of your brain
01:11:59back which by the way that condition is called an encephaly what is that supposed to mean it means
01:12:05you're being schooled by me and i'm about to walk all over your medical licensees
01:12:11then let's have a bet if you can't heal him we'll break your hands
01:12:18and then you can't pretend to have healing hands anymore
01:12:25these hands have saved more lives than all three of you combined you're that desperate to get rid of
01:12:31your competition huh miss tricksy don't risk your hands for them there's too many lives at stake
01:12:40don't worry i got this
01:12:44it's a deal i'll save lysander armstrong no one is dying on my watch
01:12:55lysander armstrong has been in a vegetative state for two years
01:13:03are you stopping me because you're scared i'd actually succeed homeless or not if you save my son
01:13:09i'll give you everything
01:13:18i'll even have lysander my heir marry you i'm not doing this for the money or for a wealthy husband
01:13:24i just believe in helping good people and doing the right thing
01:13:29prepare a jacuzzi set at exactly 113 degrees fahrenheit wait wait wait what what for don't
01:13:35listen to her she probably stinks so bad that she just wants a bath to wash the homeless stench off
01:13:41of
01:13:41her firstly this is called greatness secondly even if you drown yourself in plastic surgery you
01:13:49couldn't get rid of your own ugly moral character what did you just call me
01:13:57there's a man's life at stake here and you're standing in my way don't don the mantle of doctor
01:14:03when you're only capable of harm now stop getting in my way or i promise you you will be bubbling
01:14:10at
01:14:10the mouth very soon oh yeah yeah you want to see real pain where's the dog well put down the
01:14:16doll with
01:14:16pleasure
01:14:33left leaves the wrong breath
01:14:35left you don't deserve to call yourself a doctor she's been poisoned it was her do you see any poison
01:14:49on me medicine in the right hands can save lives but in the wrong hands it becomes nothing but poison
01:14:56this isn't good enough to take down the queen of medicine do you have one of your antidotes on you
01:15:02of
01:15:02course i've saved entire civilizations with my antidotes if i want to save someone even the grim reaper
01:15:09can't stop me
01:15:30the grim reaper can't get in your way angel herbalist this is what i call malpractice this isn't fatal she'll
01:15:40live
01:15:40but she deserves a little punishment well where's the jacuzzi i asked for jacuzzi is ready right this
01:15:47way wait wait wait wait wait what the hell is going on you say you want your son to live
01:15:51on to
01:15:52give you tons of grandchildren don't you then stop getting in my way every second counts let's go for
01:16:00this shall we
01:16:04general armstrong your family is the richest and most powerful in the nation
01:16:09are you really gonna let this hobo
01:16:11slut touch your son hold on you two are going in there
01:16:16alone if you don't want these drooling vultures to see your son naked then sure invite everyone in
01:16:23all right but i warn you no funny business
01:16:28so
01:16:31so
01:16:42so
01:16:43so
01:17:43We will be the laughingstock of the nation, held for ransom by a homeless woman.
01:17:49Dad, you can't seriously be listening to that.
01:17:52We have to have faith.
01:17:54Where did you actually find this little life?
01:17:57Uh, on the streets.
01:18:00Are you shitting me?
01:18:02You found this bum on the streets?
01:18:04Are you nuts?
01:18:05You don't know her.
01:18:06You don't know her background.
01:18:08She could be a psychotic murderer.
01:18:09That is it, General.
01:18:10You have to go in and stop this now.
01:18:12You're right.
01:18:13That's it.
01:18:13I'm shutting down this clown show right now.
01:18:16James, let's go.
01:18:17Yes, sir.
01:18:20Oh, my God.