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00:19I can't believe you just did that.
00:21What was the point of making the video if we weren't going to send it in?
00:24I was just warming up.
00:25I didn't even know that you were recording.
00:27I wasn't even done with the song.
00:28Did you not notice that I was humming my way through some of the second verse?
00:31I thought that was cute.
00:33We will too.
00:34Eddie, oh my God, you've ruined everything.
00:37Mel, get that song back.
00:39I can't.
00:40It's in cyberspace.
00:41Get it out of there.
00:42I can't.
00:43It's the internet.
00:44Once it's out there, it's just...
00:45We just sent it, okay?
00:46There's got to be a way to unsend it.
00:48Do you even know how computers work, Lauren?
00:50Do you?
00:51I know there's no unsend button.
00:53Mel, you're my best friend, okay?
00:55And you know that.
00:56But you are putting our friendship in total jeopardy right now.
00:59Okay, nobody else can hear that song, especially not Eddie Durant.
01:02That's so embarrassing.
01:05Mel, get that song back right now.
01:08Okay, okay.
01:09See what I can do.
01:10Maybe there's like a cancel.
01:12What was that?
01:15A ping.
01:16An email ping?
01:17Yeah, it's a confirmation.
01:19They got your song.
01:20Yay!
01:22You are so dead!
01:28Chloe, I've been meaning to ask you something for a long time.
01:31What?
01:33What do you prefer?
01:35My pecs or my abs?
01:37Oh my God, you are such a tool.
01:40What?
01:40I'm joking.
01:41No, you're not.
01:42I know you.
01:42You honestly want me to tell you what my favorite part of your body is.
01:45You sound mad.
01:47I'm not mad.
01:48I'm just disappointed.
01:55Your abs.
01:57Definitely your abs.
01:58I know.
02:04Is that the doorbell?
02:05Chloe, relax.
02:06It's probably some kid selling candy bars or magazines.
02:09At this hour?
02:10What if it's Eddie?
02:11We'd hear the paparazzi shouting.
02:13Chloe, just relax.
02:14Go away.
02:18Come back to bed.
02:20Come on.
02:22See?
02:23They're gone.
02:37Chloe?
02:47Chloe?
02:51Chloe?
02:57Baby?
02:58Chloe?
03:00Hey.
03:01Hey.
03:01Guy, you scared me.
03:03I'm sorry.
03:03I rang the bell twice.
03:05Oh, I didn't hear it.
03:07Were you sleeping?
03:07Yeah, I must have nodded off.
03:09I wish you'd called first.
03:11Oh, I'm sorry.
03:12I wanted to surprise you.
03:13Oh, well, you definitely did.
03:15Did you forget you gave me a key?
03:16Of course not.
03:19Are you okay?
03:20You're sweating.
03:21Um, yeah, no, I don't sweat.
03:23I glisten.
03:25You're glistening all over your neck.
03:27You have a fever?
03:28Yeah, I think so.
03:30It must be why I fell asleep so early.
03:32Oh, God, I'm sorry, sweetie.
03:34Do you need anything?
03:35Not now that you're here.
03:37Look, I love that you just came over, but, um, I thought that you were working.
03:42Um, how was the meeting with the director?
03:45It was okay.
03:46Then I started writing new tunes, and I realized I needed some inspiration.
03:51You.
03:54So, Phil has been doing everything that he can to impress me.
03:57Yeah, no, first he took me to dinner at Rumor, and then he got me the most smashing pair
04:02of earrings.
04:04Nicole, it was the most perfect night, until my dad came and scorched it.
04:08Like, okay, no, he kicked Phil out.
04:10Like, he literally chased him out the door like he was a rodent.
04:14No, I seriously cannot wait to get out of this house.
04:17What?
04:18No, you're just, like, fooling around.
04:20It wasn't like a mondo deal or anything.
04:25Uh, actually, no, we haven't yet.
04:28No, I told Phil that I wanted to wait for our spring break trip to Hawaii.
04:33Yeah.
04:34Are you kidding?
04:35No, my dad thinks I'm going with you and Remy, but it's just going to be me and Phil.
04:40It's romantic, right?
04:44Oh, I gotta go.
04:46Bye.
04:48Exactly what it sounds like, Don.
04:50They refused our offer.
04:52I don't believe this.
04:53You said it was a sure thing.
04:54Those were your words, Brian.
04:56A sure thing.
04:57Well, that's what I honestly thought.
04:59But we need to come up with a plan B, Don.
05:01Yes, we sure do.
05:02This can't get out.
05:03You understand me?
05:05This is going to ruin me if it gets out.
05:07Let's sit down and talk through it face to face.
05:10Okay, come to my house in half an hour.
05:22What are you doing?
05:24I'm just trying on sandals for tonight.
05:27He looks stressed.
05:29Are you in some kind of trouble, Dad?
05:31No.
05:32It's nothing.
05:33It's work-related.
05:34It didn't sound like doctor talk.
05:36It sounded like some kind of legal situation to me.
05:39I'll handle it.
05:41Of course you will.
05:42You handle things.
05:47You know, Adriana,
05:50everything I do, the long hours,
05:51everything I have,
05:52this house, the cars,
05:53it's all for you.
05:56Is that supposed to impress me?
05:58No, it's supposed to make you think
05:59about how spoiled and ungrateful you can be.
06:02One day,
06:03and it might be very soon,
06:05you're in for a rude awakening, kid.
06:08I don't even know what you mean.
06:10You keep hanging out with that loser, Phil,
06:11you'll know exactly what I mean.
06:21We'll go back tomorrow,
06:22we'll show them some more merch,
06:23and then you and I are graduating to the big time.
06:25Can you handle that, Ray?
06:28I don't know, man.
06:29Man, kind of like we got going on our own.
06:31Oh, you like getting minimum wage for our hard work?
06:33Nah, but I mean, we're doing all right.
06:36All right.
06:37Forget about the money.
06:39We don't have to worry about acquiring goods.
06:41Selling them is another headache.
06:42You got to worry about getting jacked
06:43or the cops rolling up.
06:44Let's just leave the cell in the Colorado
06:47and get on its payroll.
06:49Your thing's always been, though,
06:50like not wanting a job, right?
06:51And not wanting a boss.
06:52Damn right.
06:53So now you just can go cozy up to Colorado?
06:55What, you want to be his boy?
06:56That's not how it is.
06:58Well, then how is it, bro?
06:59Because you know I'm no rocket surgeon,
07:00so explain it to me easy.
07:02He's not our boss.
07:03He's our distributor.
07:04He takes what we have,
07:05and he sells it to what they call an end user.
07:09Well, how does he make money?
07:10He buys a phone from us for 50,
07:11he sells it for 100.
07:13Why don't we just sell it for 100?
07:14You're not getting the whole picture here, Ray.
07:16No, I'm not, man.
07:18Right now I'm more confused than ever.
07:19All right.
07:21Can you just trust that this is a better deal for us?
07:24Hmm?
07:25I think it's a better deal for you, Phil.
07:27You get steady money,
07:28got to keep your girl happy.
07:30I get less money,
07:31and I can still get pinched doing the job.
07:35I don't think you're ready for the big time.
07:38You know, this is how you establish yourself for the future.
07:41You work with a player like Colorado.
07:42Look, man, it's the game.
07:44I'll work with him, all right?
07:45But I don't want to work for him.
07:47He can open big doors for us.
07:51I'm going to open my own damn door.
07:53I'm out of here.
07:54Ray.
07:55Ray.
07:56Come back.
07:58Ray.
07:59You always be small-time, Ray.
08:01Ray, small-time.
08:05Whatever.
08:08A little wine.
08:10A little candlelight.
08:13A little, uh, tofu vindaloo.
08:17Another one of my favorites.
08:19What is this, theme night?
08:21We watching Slumdog Millionaire later?
08:23Nah.
08:24I thought we'd go hardcore Bollywood.
08:27If we even get to watching anything at all.
08:30Uh-oh.
08:41It's killing you, isn't it?
08:44It's not killing me.
08:46But I am losing feeling in my extremities,
08:48and I think my left eye's gone blind.
08:51Go ahead, answer it.
08:55No.
08:57I'll let him call back later.
09:02You're going to be busy later.
09:04That's my kind of busy.
09:19Pick up this time, Lauren.
09:20Pick up.
09:22Hey, it's Lauren.
09:23Here's a message.
09:24Hi, Lauren.
09:25It's me.
09:25Again.
09:26I'm sorry.
09:27I'm so, so, so, so sorry.
09:29I thought I was doing this for you.
09:32This is, like, my 13th message, but I'll say it again.
09:35Call me.
09:42Hey, sweetie.
09:44Hi.
09:45What's wrong?
09:47That obvious, huh?
09:49You do not exactly know him for your poker face.
09:51What's going on?
09:55Whoa.
09:56Where are you going?
09:57I have to go to Melissa's to save the universe.
09:59Again?
10:00Didn't you guys save the universe last week?
10:01That must be exhausting.
10:02This time it's for real, Mom.
10:03Mm-mm.
10:04Honey, no.
10:04You've got homework.
10:05It's late.
10:06This is so much more important than homework.
10:08I'm not kidding around.
10:10Okay.
10:11Spill it.
10:15I've been working on a song, but it's nowhere near done, and Melissa sent it in without my
10:20permission.
10:21You sent it in as in the Eddie Duran contest?
10:24Yes.
10:25And at first she lied to me about it and said that she had deleted it when she hadn't, and
10:28then she sends it in after I just told her not to.
10:30Well, she wouldn't do that if she didn't think the song was really good.
10:33It doesn't matter what she thinks, Mom.
10:34It wasn't ready.
10:35I wasn't ready, and I have to go to Melissa's now.
10:37Okay, you're not going to strangle her, are you?
10:39Because I really don't want to be an accessory to that.
10:41Mom, stop kidding around.
10:42I have to find a way to fix this.
10:45Okay.
10:45And unsend that song.
10:46Mom.
10:47Okay, well, I don't think that's possible, because once it gets sent out, it's in the
10:50ether.
10:50It's there.
10:51Okay, everybody's an expert on the internet today.
10:53There has to be some sort of way.
10:55Okay, there may be, but you are not going to Melissa's at this hour in that state.
11:00You're staying right here.
11:00Please sit.
11:06I realize my health is over now, Mom.
11:08Completely over.
11:12I know you're self-conscious about your voice.
11:14Which is exactly why I didn't want that song sent in.
11:16But Mel and I both know that you're a much better singer than you give yourself credit
11:20for.
11:21That's easy for you guys to say.
11:22You're not the ones who are going to be embarrassed in front of Eddie.
11:25What if he sees it and thinks I'm a total loser?
11:27You're going to drive yourself crazy with all these what ifs.
11:31Okay, what if someone hears your song and they can't stop humming it to themselves all day?
11:37Like who?
11:37And what if Eddie hears it and he thinks it's a masterpiece?
11:41Mom, stop!
11:41And what if you actually win that contest?
11:43What if I'm not good enough to win?
11:45You're so hard on yourself.
11:47I am not, Mom.
11:48Oh, honey, when you were ten, you did five drafts of a book report on Tales of a Fourth Grade
11:53Nothing.
11:53What's the point of trying at something if you can't make it perfect?
11:57But you can't use it as an excuse to not try, to not show people what you can do, to
12:02not take a chance.
12:04I can't help it.
12:08Honey, I love you so much.
12:11But it makes me nine kinds of sad that you don't think you're half as great as I know you
12:16are.
12:18Thanks, Mom.
12:21You know, maybe Melissa did you a favor by sending in that song.
12:28You know, who knows?
12:29Maybe one day you'll even thank her.
12:34I can certainly understand why she's so mad.
12:37You know, a song, it's...
12:41It's personal, it's like a diary.
12:43I mean, how would you feel if part of your diary was out on the internet?
12:48It's kind of what my video blog is.
12:50I like it.
12:51Lauren's different, you know?
12:53She's so talented and she doesn't even know it.
12:56She needs to be pushed and, you know, I can push with the best of them.
13:00Yeah, you can.
13:01You ever told her this?
13:03About a billion times.
13:05Now she's not even taking my calls.
13:08That's why it's so urgent, Dad.
13:10She's never done this before.
13:11Not even after I posted those pics from seventh grade on Tumblr.
13:15I have to see her face to face.
13:18Well, you will see her in the morning, okay?
13:21I won't be able to sleep.
13:23I seem to remember your mother grounding you.
13:29What's it going to cost for you to look the other way?
13:33Come on, Dad.
13:35Please.
13:37All rules of grounding make exceptions for matters of life and death or when best friends don't talk to each
13:42other.
13:44Please.
13:47Just get back as soon as you can.
13:49Oh, my God.
13:50Thank you so much, Dad.
13:51I love you.
13:53I love you.
13:53I love you.
13:53I love you.
13:54I love you.
13:55I love you.
14:00You think that worked?
14:04Worked?
14:06What worked?
14:07You think we started a family?
14:12Jake, that's what this is about?
14:14The dinner?
14:14The flowers?
14:15You thought that the timing would be right?
14:17No.
14:18I mean, it was actually sort of an afterthought.
14:21Pillow talk, huh?
14:22On a grand scale, yeah.
14:26Uh, is this your not-so-subtle way of letting me know you want a baby?
14:31It's my way of opening up the conversation.
14:36You think we're ready?
14:39I don't know.
14:39Are we?
14:46I'll get back to you on that.
14:48Right now, I kind of like the idea of us being together without it having to be productive.
14:53Are we still talking about babies?
14:55Uh-uh.
14:57Baby, lately, I don't know.
14:59It seems like you have to be accomplishing something every second.
15:02I do not.
15:03And if it's about the phone, I think maybe today is a big day.
15:06You know, with the response from the song contest, it's going through the roof.
15:10And to be fair, if you had your phone nearby and you needed to check it, I wouldn't have
15:15minded one bit.
15:16I don't get such important calls.
15:18Oh, sure you do.
15:19You just don't tell me about them.
15:21I know your job is just as taxing as mine is.
15:24Except I don't take mine home.
15:26Okay, now you're just being nasty.
15:32Actually, I did get quite an interesting phone call while I was waiting at dinner.
15:38Kelly.
15:38Oh, you're a sorority sister from New York, right?
15:41Works A&R for some little record label, right?
15:43Yes, that's her.
15:45You remember everything but dinner with your wife.
15:47This is going to go on for months, isn't it?
15:51Anyway, she's planning on visiting L.A.
15:53Oh, good.
15:54When?
15:55Well, knowing her, it could be two years from now or tomorrow.
15:59Just know that when she comes, we need to batten the hatches.
16:02She's that wild?
16:04Not wild.
16:05Intense.
16:06I was never able to keep up with her.
16:08I hope she's calmed down.
16:09I swear.
16:10Well, girls like that usually don't.
16:14Listen, if she ends up coming for a few days, it's cool she stays here, right?
16:19Yeah, just give me an notice, okay?
16:21Mm-hmm.
16:30How that is it?
16:31Uh, where's some of the pictures on Tumblr?
16:34Can I see her?
16:35Uh, she's pretty upset.
16:37Only I can make it better.
16:39Okay, just make sure there's no sharp objects within her reach.
16:42Okay.
16:49Doing my homework.
16:59My dad told me to do that.
17:01Gave me this.
17:03Thought it'd be hilarious.
17:05I'll tell him it worked.
17:06Lauren laughed and laughed.
17:10It's actually kind of gross when you think about it.
17:12I don't really want to put this back in my pocket.
17:14Can I just throw it out here?
17:25I'm here to make this better, Lo.
17:27I know I apologized a thousand times in my messages, but...
17:32I'm not sorry at all.
17:34Yeah, I knew that'd get your attention.
17:36But it's true, I'm not.
17:37I'm not sorry, and...
17:39You know, if I had the chance, I'd do it again.
17:41Go home, Mel.
17:42No!
17:43You have to listen to me.
17:45You're my best friend, and I love you like a sister, but sometimes you need a kick in the butt.
17:48I am so mad at you.
17:50I'm more mad at you.
17:51What?
17:51What did I do?
17:52Have all this talent, and you keep it hidden in this little room.
17:56Why would that make you mad?
17:57Because I don't have that talent.
17:59I don't have that one thing, I'm great at like you.
18:03What about your videos and your movies?
18:05I just mess around with that stuff.
18:08It's not a serious thing like your songs.
18:12Maybe I'll keep at it, and it might turn into something, but...
18:14Your talent is here and now.
18:17You are so lucky, and you don't even know it.
18:21I'm not that good.
18:22You are the best singer and songwriter I have ever seen, and it's such a waste, because only
18:26me and your mom know it.
18:27You're wasting your talent, Lauren, and that's why I'm mad at you.
18:34That's all I wanted to say.
18:38Mel.
18:50Yay.
18:54Okay.
18:56Oh, thanks for the tea.
18:59Drink lots of liquids.
19:01Yes, doctor.
19:04Wow.
19:05Hmm.
19:07You look really beautiful.
19:10Oh.
19:12What?
19:12What?
19:13Do you not feel beautiful?
19:15I, um, I just think the cold medicine's kicking in, that's all.
19:19Oh, baby, don't pump yourself full of that stuff.
19:21Come on, Chloe, get rid of them.
19:23I'll make you some of my mom's chicken soup.
19:25Chicken soup?
19:26Yeah, she used to make it for me all the time.
19:28It was always the cure.
19:30Even when I went on tour with them, she'd always find a kitchen and make it for me.
19:33So, how are you on the green list?
19:34Oh, hey, um, you know what?
19:35I don't really have anything in there.
19:37It's just an orange and old Girl Scout cookies.
19:40Um, can you make soup out of that?
19:44Well, order in.
19:45It's not necessary.
19:46Oh, baby, I know it's not going to be as good as my mom's, but there's a deli right
19:50down the street.
19:51No, really, I'm not hungry.
19:53Baby, you're freezing.
19:55Sit down, let me get you a cold.
19:56Eddie, no, no, no, um.
19:57Sweet, I'm going to get you a sweater.
19:59No, no, I really just want to go to bed, and I would hate for you to catch me cold.
20:04Okay.
20:05You trying to get rid of me?
20:06I am.
20:07I totally am.
20:09I am getting rid of you out of love.
20:13All right.
20:14Are you going to go straight to bed?
20:15If I can even make it there.
20:18I'm kidding.
20:20Hey.
20:22I love you.
20:24Well, then why don't you step up and, uh, do something about it, hmm?
20:28Well, you won't need to get down on money and propose right now when you're about to
20:31pass on.
20:32You're right.
20:33I am in no condition to get engaged tonight.
20:36Maybe tomorrow?
20:38Maybe tomorrow.
20:40Are you sure you're going to be okay alone?
20:42I'm not going to be alone.
20:43I will be dreaming of you.
20:45Mm-hmm.
20:46Mm-hmm.
20:47You can need anything.
20:49Okay?
20:50I know.
21:00This is insane.
21:05It would have ruined everything if he saw you here.
21:07You know, I wish it hadn't.
21:09Because I can't believe the sap that was oozing out of you.
21:11I'm getting rid of you out of love.
21:13How many times do I have to tell you that Eddie is my boyfriend?
21:16And he wouldn't be for much longer if he saw you here.
21:19Well, I'm not ready to let you go.
21:20Oh, my God.
21:21We haven't been together in forever.
21:23I've been with Eddie for a year.
21:25Not exclusively.
21:26Things are different now.
21:28Okay?
21:29What if I told you I was actually falling in love with him?
21:32I'd know you were lying.
21:33You're the one that called me overhitter tonight.
21:35I don't know what I was thinking.
21:36You weren't thinking.
21:37You weren't thinking.
21:38Because that's the key to our thing.
21:40We're only happy when we're not thinking because we're too busy taking each other's clothes off.
21:46I hate seeing you with him.
21:48Then look the other way.
21:49I'm tired of looking the other way.
21:50I'm better than him.
21:52I'm hotter.
21:52And I'm just as talented.
21:53He's only a star because his parents were.
21:56And if he wasn't born into it, he'd be hitting the pavement just like me.
21:59Oh, what?
22:00Now are you auditioning for the role of my boyfriend?
22:02I've played that part before.
22:04Things are different.
22:04Okay?
22:05It would include fancy dinners and expensive gifts.
22:08Could you do that?
22:10As soon as I catch a break and I get back on my feet, yeah.
22:13Okay.
22:13Say that does happen.
22:14Would you want to marry me?
22:16Come on, Chloe.
22:17Eddie is going to propose to me.
22:19And when he does, I'm going to say yes, whether you like it or not.
22:22So if you want to continue with this thing, we have to come up with some conditions.
22:27You mean like a game?
22:29Yeah.
22:30And you have to play by all the rules.
22:40How sexy is that?
22:42A man with no shirt on cleaning up.
22:47Hey, babe.
22:49I cannot believe I'm actually jealous of this thing.
22:52I feel like I'm competing with it for your affection and attention.
22:58Hmm.
23:02I mean, would you be happy if I had a real affair?
23:05Well, then I'd have to kill you.
23:07Well, good thing I only have eyes for my beautiful wife.
23:11Hmm.
23:12Right answer.
23:14Do you realize that we've just gone from talking about having babies to having affairs in less than an hour?
23:21Well, we are a perfectly modern family.
23:24That's what I want.
23:26I want us to start a family.
23:28You've changed your mind?
23:29No, it's not that I never wanted it.
23:31I just, I don't know if the timing's right.
23:33Baby, if we wait for the perfect timing, it might never come.
23:35You can barely tear yourself away from your phone for 50...
23:38It's been crazy at Camp Eddie, with the song contest and the cover shoot for New Musical Express.
23:43That's my point, exactly.
23:44If it's not the contest or the shoot, it's something else.
23:46I am working on delegating more.
23:48Well, I won't hold my breath.
23:50Baby, it'll happen, okay?
23:52I just have to find the right person, you know, someone who's...
23:54Just as compulsive as you are.
23:56Exactly.
23:57Mm-hmm.
23:59Baby, I love what you're trying to build with the company.
24:01I know the songwriting contest is going to be enormous.
24:04Well, if we can get some good material...
24:06I'm sure there'll be at least one.
24:09If not, I have just made a huge mistake.
24:11That'd be a first.
24:13Come here, you.
24:19Just a cut.
24:30I heard a pounding.
24:31I heard a pounding.
24:32It's not a violence.
24:32Mom.
24:33Well, I'm just saying, you're 18.
24:34You can be tried as an adult.
24:35We're talking hard time.
24:37Relax.
24:38That fight's so five minutes ago.
24:40Oh, how'd you get over it?
24:42I just kept having to tell her how great she is.
24:45Oh, that old trick.
24:45You guys are so funny.
24:47But none of that made me forget that you sent that song in without my permission to the only
24:51man that I will ever truly love.
24:52That's why I did it.
24:53To move things along between you two.
24:55Yeah, and I'm sure when Eddie hears it, he's going to swoop right in here.
24:58That would make all this anxiety worth it.
25:00I told you.
25:02So if you weren't pounding Melissa's head, what were you guys doing in here?
25:05Hello.
25:06Making magic.
25:07We were working on a new song together.
25:10Maybe, Mel, you can help her overcome the self-doubt she's cursed with.
25:14There's only so much I can do.
25:16I'm her best friend, not a miracle worker.
25:18Did you guys ever think that maybe the reason I am so...
25:21I'm not saying that I'm good, because I'm not, but the reason I might be so good is that
25:26I am hard on myself?
25:27Okay, that's true, but you can't be such a perfectionist that you don't let anyone else
25:31hear your music.
25:32Everyone should hear your songs.
25:34Even Eddie.
25:34He will flip for them.
25:36Oh, how do you know?
25:37It's called a blind faith in your children's ability to succeed.
25:41Well, remember that when I get into law school.
25:43Law school?
25:44We haven't even heard from colleges yet.
25:46I'm just thinking ahead.
25:47You do not have to worry about that stuff yet.
25:50I mean, you have plenty of time to figure out your future.
25:52Right now, just enjoy this time.
25:54Create music.
25:55Take a chance on something you really love.
25:58Who says I don't love the law?
26:01Uh, okay.
26:02Okay, well, I know I'm going to do something that I'm really good at, which is going to
26:06bed.
26:06Okay.
26:06Good night, I love you.
26:07Good night, Nora.
26:08And just don't say I'm too late, okay?
26:09Good night.
26:11Your mom's the best.
26:13Did you give my mom lessons?
26:14Yeah, I'll just run her out.
26:17I love how she loves her song, even though she's never listened to it.
26:19Well, the big question is, will Eddie like it?
26:22He'd be crazy not to.
26:23He just has to hear it first, though.
26:26My God, you're right.
26:27Probably has a huge staff of people listening to those songs.
26:30They might not even get to him.
26:31No, no, the staff people like it.
26:33It'll get passed along, trust me.
26:37Unless we get it to him first.
26:39Right.
26:40What are we going to do, break into his place and hand it to him personally?
26:43I happen to know where he lives.
26:49When somebody says it's not about the money, it's the principle, that tells me it's only
26:53about the money.
26:54I'm afraid you're right.
26:55What's it going to take for this woman to go away?
26:57You've made a generous offer already.
26:59They're idiots not to take it.
27:01They don't want to go to court, do they?
27:03That's why they haven't filed a lawsuit yet.
27:04It's their leverage to make us sweat.
27:07I'm not going to be extorted.
27:09Of course not.
27:09But how much room do we have to negotiate?
27:13That was my best offer, Brian.
27:14I can't afford that.
27:15I got expenses.
27:17My daughter's going to college next year.
27:20Adriana's going to college?
27:21Yeah, the point is, my money is tied up.
27:23That means you've got to take care of this now.
27:27Let me see what I can do.
27:52What?
27:53No picture?
27:54No picture.
27:56No picture.
27:58No picture.
28:10Oh, you scared me.
28:12Doing some reading.
28:14I have a book report due.
28:17Good.
28:18What's the book?
28:19It's retail management in a fast-evolving marketplace.
28:25Movie was better.
28:28For a minute there, I thought maybe you were considering following in my footsteps.
28:34Look, I got a lot of work to do, so I'm going to...
28:37You know what?
28:37I'm sure I can wait.
28:38Why don't you meet me in the kitchen?
28:39I want to talk to you about something, okay?
28:40Oh, hey, Dad.
28:40You know, it's really not a good time right now.
28:42Can we maybe do it tomorrow?
28:43No, let's do it now.
28:45Why don't you consider it a break from your reading?
28:55All right, Dad.
28:56What's this big thing you want to talk to me about?
28:59You're graduating in a few months, and your mother and I have no idea what your plans are.
29:05Well, relax, Dad.
29:06I'm not going to be some slackin' deadbeat.
29:08You heard from any schools yet?
29:12Actually, I'm thinking about taking a year off.
29:17To do what?
29:19Get a job.
29:20What kind of job?
29:22I don't know.
29:24I will figure that out.
29:26That doesn't sound like much of a plan to me.
29:29I mean, lots of kids take a year off before college.
29:31Yeah, they do.
29:34They take a year off, and then that year turns into another year, and then another year, and
29:37then before those kids know it, they are working 60 hours a week, and they got a wife and two
29:42kids, and they can't afford to go back to school and get a degree.
29:47They do all right with that one.
29:49It's just a piece of paper.
29:51No, it is a lot more than that.
29:53It's not a lot more than that.
30:00Dad, you wouldn't want me to go to college without knowing what it is that I want to
30:05study, would you?
30:06I mean, that would be a huge waste of time and money.
30:11You have just got all the answers, don't you?
30:13I try.
30:19Are you in some kind of trouble, son?
30:22What's that?
30:25What do you mean?
30:27You're always so secretive.
30:29I never know where you're going.
30:31You never bring any friends over to the house.
30:33Dad, I'm 19.
30:34I didn't think that I needed to have my playdates over to the house anymore.
30:37Yeah, you know what?
30:37I don't like to interfere with you kids, okay?
30:39You know that.
30:42But I just got this feeling.
30:43And then this ticket thing with Melissa.
30:45I mean, you're giving her fake tickets to a concert.
30:47I explained that.
30:47Yeah, you did.
30:49And you had all the details just like that.
30:51And you know what the worst thing was, Phil?
30:53You didn't even seem the least bit sorry.
30:55I was sorry.
30:56Really?
30:57Dad, come on.
30:58I don't even know where this is coming from.
31:01Did Melissa blab something?
31:03Blab what?
31:04I don't know.
31:05I mean, you tell me.
31:08No.
31:10I mean, I grew up with a lot of guys who just thought they knew everything.
31:14Guys like you, Phil.
31:17You know, huge test scores.
31:20IQ tests off the chart.
31:22And trouble just seemed to follow them everywhere.
31:25They had everything they could want, and it was never enough.
31:31Dad.
31:32Dad, you don't need to worry, okay?
31:35I do have everything that I want.
31:37I'm not one of those guys.
31:39Thanks to you and Mom.
31:45Good.
31:48I'm going to go off to bed.
31:52Don't you stay up too late studying, okay?
31:57Good night.
32:05Where were you?
32:06Warrens, where are you going?
32:09I'm going down to a street called none of your business.
32:11Oh, careful, because there's a bunch of up-hours potholes.
32:15If Mom and Dad ask, cover for me, okay?
32:18No.
32:21I'll tell Dad that you were out this late on a school night, and you will be grounded for life.
32:25I had Dad's permission.
32:26Oh, me too.
32:28Oh, really?
32:28Then why do you need me to cover for you?
32:32Just tell them I went to that late-night copy place, because my printer ran out of ink, okay?
32:37Mom will buy that, but Dad won't.
32:39He's on to you.
32:40I wouldn't be so sure.
32:41Okay.
32:42Well, then I'll just knock on their door the moment you leave.
32:48Alright.
32:50What do you want?
32:51What, to keep quiet?
32:52Not much.
32:54Just do my laundry duty this week, and my dishes duty next week.
32:59Deal.
33:00And 50 bucks.
33:04Done.
33:05And?
33:06And?
33:06Are you serious?
33:08Do you know anything about how to break into a fancy Pennell's apartment?
33:12Be in touch.
33:13Good.
33:14Good.
33:20Good.
33:55Hey.
33:57Hey.
33:58Hello.
34:00You were sleeping?
34:03no no it was just uh i was going over the plans for the club what a mess man that
34:10we're nowhere
34:11near being ready by next week i peeked in before i came up here it looks good yeah i've been
34:17parts
34:17of it it's just the little things you know the sound system has no mid-range the electric board
34:24hasn't even arrived yet and i got all these inspections it's just one headache after the
34:29other nah anyone can pull it off you can i hope so i hope so i got a lot riding
34:36on this place
34:36i'm so psyched you're doing this dad me too
34:43what about you when you never show up at this hour everything okay yeah i mean i was writing some
34:50songs jake wants new material by the end of the month jake doesn't know a damn thing about the
34:55process songs come when they come listen don't let them push you into songs that you don't like
35:03you got to love the material no it's okay i mean yeah i was i was having some trouble but
35:09i decided
35:10to take a drive and i ended up at chloe's house i spent 10 minutes with her and now i
35:14have 20
35:14different ideas for songs yeah she's good for your flow my muse i remember that feeling
35:26your mom was uh oh she was something special she she did everything right
35:33no one else can inspire me like she did that's what chloe's like
35:39she's special dude do you want one i know models don't eat but this is crazy town it's so you
35:47don't
35:48make yourself at home now sit down and listen oh i love the sergeant voice rule one we meet at
35:55your
35:55place why your place is so much sweeter rules can't be argued with rule number two we can never be
36:01seen
36:01in public together not even those out of the way places does that include lucy's chicken waffles in
36:05long beach i'm not going back there for a number of reasons but yes that includes any and all public
36:10places am i allowed to go in the public but myself you are not allowed to contact eddie no calls
36:16texts
36:16emails in fact i'm actually going to delete him from your phone how do you have my password you're too
36:22easy it's your birthday done and when eddie finally does propose to me this arrangement is over
36:31what if i propose to you first that's not gonna happen these are the new rules
36:37it's so hot when you boss me around i know but listen i'm not just gonna be your boy toy
36:44you gotta treat me with some respect i'm serious i'll treat you with as much respect as you deserve
36:50don't play me for a fool chloe i'm serious because i can always let eddie know about this little
36:56arrangement don't make empty threats i know some dark dark things that would definitely ruin your
37:04nuptial plans that's not gonna happen let's just stick to the arrangement and we'll get along just fine
37:11that's why you've always liked me right because i follow the rules
37:17shh stop talking i don't want your mouth to get tired because you're going to need it
37:46baby baby what is it i don't know but she looks crazy and she's carrying a bag
37:51i know you're in there grace let me in or i'm gonna camp on your lawn
37:57oh god open the door
38:09hey can you believe it god two horrendous flights later and now i'm finally here
38:16wait i wasn't expecting you until were you supposed to call oh no i couldn't wait anymore
38:22i just i i had to get out here wow whoa this is a beautiful place i hope it's okay
38:31for me to crash here
38:40breaking and entering is a crime melissa you think i don't know what you're up to i don't know what
38:45crazy little fantasy you've cooked up in your head but i don't do stuff like that i'm not dumb enough
38:51to
38:51put my life in danger maybe not but you're just dumb enough to think you cannot smite everyone
39:08hey gorgeous your phone sounds weird my dad hurled it across the room why
39:18well i thought that it was in my purse but it wasn't so he saw our texts
39:26the naked ones yeah oh i'm surprised he's not banging my door down right now don't let him scare
39:34you he's a doctor he has scalpels and other instruments of torture he can use to tear apart
39:39my knees i like my knees yeah and i love the rest of your body good night phil
39:56you
40:22Hey, I loved your song, it moved me.
40:31You moved me.
40:50How do you think mom would feel about me and Chloe being a couple?
40:53I mean, I know they only met a few times before we were even really dating, but I wonder
40:59if she'd approve.
41:01I don't know.
41:03Why?
41:07Because I'm going to ask Chloe to marry me.
41:16Admit it, this feels right.
41:18It feels good, not right.
41:20There's a difference.
41:22Wow.
41:23You're one complicated chick, Chloe.
41:26You need to go.
41:27What?
41:28You're kicking me out at 2am?
41:29Yeah.
41:29Another rule.
41:30No staying over.
41:32Well, I'll just break the rules.
41:34No.
41:35Go.
41:35Now.
41:37Get dressed.
41:39That's cold.
41:41Look, Tyler.
41:42We have to follow these rules.
41:44It's for the best.
41:45Yeah.
41:45There's nothing hotter than me getting dressed in the middle of night.
41:50I forget, did you like my pecs or my abs?
41:55I'll call you tomorrow.
41:57I'll call you tomorrow.
41:58I'll call you.
41:59It's very important.
42:00As far as you're concerned, you don't know my number, my email, or my address.
42:05Yes, ma'am.
42:06We'll take all precautions.
42:08Good.
42:11Go.
42:24Leave me alone.
42:25Well, I'll be back, let's go to you.
42:36I'll be back.
42:36I'll be back, Alex.
42:37You've got him.
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