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00:19Megabyte.
00:22It's taking too long.
00:35What shall I call you?
00:37Something that suits your unique co-corrupting skill set?
00:41Chaos?
00:43Mayhem?
00:45Nooses?
00:47Speaking of which...
00:49Well, well.
00:50You seem to have set yourself up quite nicely, Megabyte.
00:54Yes, quite.
00:55My Sentinel Army is at your disposal.
00:58Good.
00:59We have a big day, a full agenda.
01:03Lots to do.
01:05Are you ready?
01:06You requested a distraction.
01:09I have a perfect one.
01:12A cat virus, that's it.
01:14It will be very effective, I assure you.
01:17Alright.
01:18It'll have to do, now get to it, and don't fail me to make a bite.
01:24Release the cat virus into a data stream.
01:38Captain of the basketball team on the verge of failing a course a month into the semester
01:43is unacceptable, Trey.
01:44I know.
01:46I'm sorry, Dad, but this course...
01:48I mean, principles of coding.
01:51I've never even written code before.
01:52It's a course like any other.
01:54You pay attention, you study, you get good grades.
01:57It's like a foreign language, Dad.
01:59I don't...
02:00Make excuses, Trey.
02:02Now, Coach Gorley says you need to be average to stay on the team, so I hope that you are
02:05taking this seriously.
02:06I am.
02:07Okay?
02:08I swear.
02:08But it's not just school and basketball.
02:10No?
02:11Well, what else is there?
02:14Hmm?
02:15What?
02:15Playing video games?
02:19No.
02:21Now, you have a test in this coding course today, is that correct?
02:29Yes.
02:30Second period.
02:31Well, there's no time like the present for you to start turning this thing around.
02:36I know.
02:38I'll ace the test and I'll get my average up.
02:41I promise.
02:43Well, that's the kind of commitment I like to hear.
03:07Hey, Moji, it's probably the best new group I've heard all year.
03:11And after the next track drops, I predict they're going to explode.
03:16It'll be available for download next week, but I have an exclusive sneak preview here on
03:21Tamra Says.
03:22So, sit back and take a listen.
03:37What the?
03:38Aw, how cute.
03:40Look at its little face.
03:44More like how annoying.
03:53Hey, what's up?
03:55Either HeyMoji as a new lead singer or Tamra Says just got hacked with a cat video pop-up.
04:00She's not the only one.
04:02Check it out.
04:03you're talking about a dog.
04:03No, he's not the one.
04:04How does this help do you get?
04:06This isn't fair.
04:07It's going fast.
04:09You're talking about a random cat...
04:11You're talking about a random cat.
04:12Chris?
04:13That's not sweet.
04:31Enough, enough, enough!
04:35I have determined that it is a virus.
04:37You will need to trap it.
04:39So we're cat catchers now?
04:40Yes.
04:41If you don't stop this cutie pie from spreading,
04:44it could clog up the entire Internet.
04:46I'm telling you, cats are just trouble.
04:49Trouble?
04:51This cat looks totally scrumptious.
04:53Wait, do I actually want to eat a cat?
04:58No, I definitely do not.
05:02I would like to cuddle it.
05:03So how do we catch it?
05:05I will code an appropriate containment carrier.
05:08Once you have captured the cat virus,
05:09take it to Virasylum.
05:11Virus what?
05:13Virasylum, an impenetrable cyber prison
05:15where the Department of Internet Security
05:16keeps captured viruses.
05:19DIS is a jail for viruses?
05:22Sweet.
05:23Okay, okay, let's do this.
05:25Is there some sort of cyber catnip
05:27we can use to speed things along?
05:29Not that I'm aware of.
05:30I'm sure we'll figure it out.
05:32Doesn't hurt to think ahead.
05:33Yeah, but you always overthink.
05:35It's just a cat virus, right?
05:36It's a Guardian mission.
05:38We need a game plan.
05:39We can't afford to waste time.
05:41And we won't,
05:42unless you want to keep talking about it.
05:45Fine.
05:46Let's just do this.
06:07Why don't you try holding your breath
06:08and counting to ten?
06:10Or is that the cure for the hiccups?
06:12You know, everything's just a big joke to you, isn't it?
06:14Hey, boys, play nice.
06:16Whatever.
06:17I don't have time for this.
06:19What a grouch.
06:25The cat virus has been tracked
06:26to this data stream hub.
06:28You must prevent it from entering
06:30a main data stream
06:31and spreading more.
06:39There it is.
06:40And there it goes.
06:42I'll get it.
06:43Hold up, Vector.
06:44I have the carrier.
06:45I have the carrier.
06:45So move it.
06:46You're so slow.
06:47You can't just run at it.
06:49You'll spook it.
06:49We should sneak up from behind it.
06:51Corner it.
06:52You want us to tiptoe around?
06:53Who said anything about tiptoe?
06:55I said sneak.
06:56Guys, there it goes again.
06:59Hurry.
06:59It's infecting everything it touches.
07:01Where'd it go?
07:02Man, it's shifty.
07:06Uh-oh.
07:07It's headed straight for a data stream.
07:08Zip to it.
07:16Come on, guys.
07:17We'll track them from the Kodak.
07:19This is so rad.
07:21You guys are missing out.
07:22Vector, just catch that cat virus
07:25before it corrupts all the data in the stream.
07:27Too late.
07:36Phase 1 is in motion.
07:38The distraction is happening.
07:50Do your part, Megabyte.
07:52And I'm in.
07:55Sentinels, invade an infect.
08:24No sign of Vector.
08:26Yeah, big surprise.
08:27He's probably still surfing that data stream.
08:30There it is.
08:31Over there.
08:33Sneak around behind it.
08:35We'll corner it.
08:37Go slow.
08:41Hello, kitty.
08:44Woo!
08:45Coming through!
08:49Yep.
08:50Yep, gotcha.
08:51Nice grab.
08:52Technically, I should get an assist.
08:55An assist?
08:56You almost blew it again.
08:58I'm lucky my shield's held up.
08:59Otherwise, I would have been infected.
09:00Aw, come on, grumpy cat.
09:03Chill.
09:03Let's just get to virus asylum and finish the mission.
09:09It's even more delicious up close.
09:12Just analyze it, Vera.
09:15Fine.
09:19It doesn't appear to be overly complex.
09:23Once I have its composition, I can stop the adorable cat videos from popping up everywhere.
09:31Oh.
09:33The cat virus contains traces of another familiar virus.
09:37Megabyte.
09:39Cats and megabyte.
09:41Two things I can't stand.
09:44Sentinel, prepare to bring down the first firewall.
09:48Fire!
09:49Ya.
10:07Building security has been compromised.
10:08I'm surprised.
10:48The Nova X3J, beautiful, exquisite.
11:07Viral attack detected.
11:10Megabyte is invading Pogo Computer System's security hub.
11:13Get us there, Vera.
11:15Setting coordinates now.
11:17Maybe we should just let Pogo Security deal with Megabyte.
11:19We go drop the cat off of Virus Island and we can get back to school.
11:22You want to go to school instead of fighting Megabyte?
11:25Spill it, Defrag.
11:26You've been acting weird all morning.
11:31I have a coding test, second period.
11:34And my dad is freaking out about it.
11:36If I don't pass the test, I'm kicked off the basketball team.
11:40Why didn't you tell us this before?
11:42Because it's not your problem.
11:44It is now.
11:45We're also a team.
11:47And if we're quick, we can stop Megabyte and get to Virus Island before second period starts.
11:52Okay?
11:53Okay, let's do it.
11:55Since speed is essential, I have something that should help.
11:58A time-space accelerator?
12:00No.
12:02I will activate individual vehicles for you, Enigma, and Defrag.
12:07Not what I was thinking, but way cooler.
12:09Absolutely.
12:10I'm totally down with an upgrade.
12:12Yeah.
12:12As long as it gets this done faster.
12:28Zip board.
12:31Gooks, your quadradisc is ready.
12:35Quadradisc.
12:39Enigma, all systems go for your stealth glider.
12:42Stealth glider!
12:48I like this.
12:49A lot.
12:51Your turn, Defrag.
12:52I'm providing you with state-of-the-art turbo jets.
12:55Turbo jets?
12:56I'm not so sure about this, Vera.
12:58Whoa.
13:01Don't worry.
13:02They are equipped with stabilizers for maximum motion sickness prevention.
13:07Okay.
13:08Yeah, now you're talking.
13:10Woo-hoo!
13:15All right, guys.
13:17Let's kick some virus, but...
13:19Breakfast.
13:23Coming through.
13:30My turn.
13:35Who just dropped it?
13:43These stabilizers are awesome.
13:44I don't feel sick at all.
13:46Whoa.
13:47Uh-oh.
13:48Look out, Defrag.
13:49Thanks.
13:51So my little feline distraction
13:53didn't keep the Guardians occupied
13:55as long as I anticipated them.
13:58But they are too late.
14:09Bad news.
14:11Megabyte just smoked the second firewall.
14:15The security system has been disarmed.
14:17The entire building is vulnerable.
14:18Report to my office, both of you.
14:36You're mine now.
14:58Goot, Pogo needs some new firewalls.
15:01Enigma, you cover.
15:02Defrag, you and I will take megabyte.
15:04Sounds like a plan.
15:08I'm taking you down, mega-jerk.
15:11Such confidence.
15:12I will enjoy crushing it.
15:16Bash-Tagger.
15:19We'll be doing the crushing, mega-dongle.
15:25Firewall.
15:27That's one.
15:28Goot, get down!
15:30Thanks.
15:32Alpha Sentinel, alert the troops.
15:34Return to the fortress at once.
15:37Running away, mega-chicken?
15:39Hardly.
15:40I've accomplished what I set out to do here.
15:43Whoa!
15:45Until we meet again, Guardians!
15:49I wonder what megabyte meant about accomplishing what he set out to do.
15:53Yeah.
15:53Those firewalls weren't down for very long.
15:56Who knows?
15:57That dude's pretty warped.
15:58Let's just get back in the codec and deliver the cat fires.
16:02Hey!
16:03Wait for me!
16:05Let's go, kitty.
16:07I'm on a tight schedule.
16:11Oh, yuck.
16:13Digital furball.
16:15Nope.
16:16Not a furball.
16:18Then what is it?
16:22No idea.
16:24Hey, Vera, can you figure out what this is?
16:26Analysis of curious spherical object initiated.
16:31And while you're doing that, the four of us will take the cat to buy our asylum.
16:34Change of plans.
16:35Just the three of us.
16:36Defrag's headed back to room zero.
16:38What are you talking about?
16:40You're on a tight schedule, remember?
16:42Second period's about to start.
16:43We can handle the drop-off.
16:45You've got a coding test to pass.
16:46Okay.
16:47Thanks.
16:48Remember to end your statements with semicolons.
16:52Got it.
17:01So that's fire asylum.
17:11I would not want to be locked up in here.
17:18State your business.
17:19We've got a present for you.
17:22Violence detected.
17:24The D.I.S. will accept your deposit.
17:32They don't mess around.
17:33No kidding.
17:35I hope Defrag made it to his coding test.
17:37I just hope he passes.
17:39Who's got a good chance if he remembers his semicolons?
17:41Goobs.
17:42What?
17:42They're really important.
18:00And now this breaking news bulletin.
18:03The shocking theft from Pogo Computer Systems has the tech world reeling.
18:08The thief, dubbed the Sorcerer, is being praised by the hacker community for the cyber attack
18:14that deactivated the building's security and allowed him to walk off with the Nova X3J prototype.
18:21The Sorcerer's identity and whereabouts are unknown.
18:23And what he'll do now that he has the Nova X3J is anyone's guess.
18:30This Nova X3J, what's so special about it?
18:35Everything.
18:36It's Pogo's masterpiece.
18:3930 cores, 60 threads, a monster cache, unlimited speed.
18:44I mean, it has 100,000 terabyte bandwidth.
18:47The catch is, it can connect to the internet without Wi-Fi.
18:49So if the Sorcerer has it, he could launch an untraceable attack from anywhere.
18:54So Megabyte's cat virus was only meant as a distraction.
18:59Yeah.
19:00Stealing the Nova X3J was the real plan all along.
19:04This Sorcerer is bad news.
19:08And he's got Megabyte working with him.
19:10That's worse news.
19:14Hey, how'd the test go?
19:20Aced it.
19:22Yes!
19:24Thanks for the semicolon tip, Parker.
19:26No problem.
19:26So you're still on the basketball team?
19:29Yeah, as long as I can keep up a B average.
19:31I have total faith in you.
19:33Thanks.
19:34Feels good not to let either team down.
19:36Or your dad.
19:39Yeah, that too.
19:43So, Vera.
19:46Any, uh, any luck figuring out what this thing is?
19:49I'm in the process of trying to decode it.
19:52It has a very unusual file format.
19:55So far, none of the applications I have used have delivered a positive result.
20:00Bless you.
20:03Bless you.
20:09Vera.
20:10Vera.
20:11Yes?
20:13Is there a cat in here?
20:25This is hashtag my new pet.
20:30Vera, where'd you get it?
20:31Vera, I found him outside the school.
20:37Vera.
20:38This cat's name is Duncan.
20:40This is somebody else's pet.
20:44You're going to have to return him.
20:48Oh, all right.
20:50I'll do it.
20:54You crack open that sphere.
20:57I've got a feeling it's going to be important somehow.
21:00No.
21:02No.
21:33Maybe it's love or something new
21:35Like a brand new pair of dancing shoes
21:38We all have our little things
21:41To bring us back to life
21:43Today it's you, yeah
21:48Today it's you, yeah
22:12Today it's you, yeah
22:33Today it's you, yeah
22:35Today it's you, yeah
22:37Today it's you, yeah
22:43Today it's you, yeah
22:47You