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00:17our motto is provide human touch now you know we've been in the temp business 15 years and yes
00:26more than once bankruptcy reared its head but i used every dirty trick in the book to get us back
00:31on our
00:32feet on this fine day i finally get to taste the fruits of all the blood sweat and tears delicious
00:41you're safe mr president no poison bon appetit to tom otsu and natsumi congratulations on your
00:48marriage make sure you pump out a bunch of healthy boys for me cheers
01:04huh mr president you useless no you've got to listen to me i'm telling you i didn't poison him
01:35so how'd you pull it off couldn't have been easy slipping poison past a hot shot taste tester
01:42the taster ate a lethal dose as well he just wasn't aware of it
01:45i'm confused how'd he live i spent the past three months adding minuscule amounts to his food
01:52until eventually he built up an immunity to the poison
01:57no offense but that sounds absurdly time consuming well yeah so absurd no one would think we'd be
02:03crazy enough to try it the name of the game is stay one step ahead of everyone else so hikaru
02:09have you
02:09given any thought to the thing we talked about what thing you getting married
02:18akari do you seriously think i'm cut out for that it's not like i meet any women at work
02:24still i know grandma says there's got to be a new head of the poison clan either you or me
02:30when i tried to
02:32tell her i'm out because i'm single she matched me up with a total stranger from a branch family and
02:37nearly forced me to get hitched as if i'm that desperate to get married the poison master's line
02:45will end with me i'm spending my life single and you should spend yours with your girlfriend
02:54well not like i can see girls going for you anyway jerk
03:04bug master been a while glad you could make it julia cut that out cheers
03:18word is the needle master has three kids now all of them boys food bill must be a nightmare
03:25me i'm planning on staying a bachelor the rest of my life easiest way to keep my sanity
03:31yeah about that i haven't told you yet but i'm getting hitched pretty soon
03:37huh she's a nice quiet girl and she accepts me for who i am bugs and all seriously huh caught
03:46you
03:47off guard huh honestly i figured you'd have more trouble than me man you wouldn't know the pain but
03:54i nearly died landing her well well look at you turning traitor hey kiddo rest assured marriage won't
04:04change the fact that you and i are still best buds you know that right yeah congrats see you kiddo
04:16let's do this again when things settle wait bug master respect really
04:25finding someone you care about and who cares about you i don't think i'll ever be able to do that
04:32it's not like i've ever had a high opinion of marriage but after hearing you talk about it
04:36tonight it's crazy but i found myself thinking that that sounds all right as if it's ever going to
04:43happen for me though
04:49it's such an honor to have you here man it looks like the business has been doing pretty well
04:54that thanks to guys like you we offer cleaning services and we'll get our hands dirty for prices
05:00so affordable even your average joe can swing them oh the ladies work here they're kind of assassin
05:07secretaries very versatile so feel free to use them for work pleasure or however you like
05:14no thanks no the ladies don't do it for you oh master ghetto watch out for
05:21i see you're admiring our bulletproof glass partition up close
05:26meet the latest piece of human scum i'd like your help with i present the heartless marriage swindler
05:32mei kinosaki girls caused all sorts of trouble on our turf but her meddling's coming to an end right
05:39here and right now enjoy hello and who are you here's what's in store for you the poison will paralyze
05:51nerves in your extremities then it'll travel towards your brain and make you feel like
05:55you're being ripped to shreds keep in mind you're going to be fully conscious while it's happening
06:02finally i will conclude with this coup de grace i concocted
06:05your last thought will be regretting you were born let's back up i'm mei kinosaki and your name is what
06:12have we met before shut it i i'm sorry but i i asked because you remind me of my first
06:20love but alas
06:23so now the marriage swindler is flirting with me to save herself
06:28yes i'll admit it i've gotten several people but the only reason i did it is because i desperately needed
06:34the money my little brother's sick and needs treatment i took all the loans i could get
06:40and work jobs i'd never confess to anyone but i still couldn't make enough
06:49at least i get the chance to leave this world while the spinning image of the man i adored watches
06:55maybe i was wrong and my life isn't so bad
06:59but before i pass away at least tell me your name
07:06it's ghetto are you absolutely sure about this ghetto guy boss he only works on criminal
07:12targets he deems to be human scum what kind of game is he playing this guy's a legit poison master
07:20the ghettos are one of the oldest families in the assassination biz he might have his fair share
07:25of stupid hang-ups but he's the real deal and comes highly recommended so let me sit back and
07:30watch him work now what i apologize forget i said anything the way this woman's acting does she
07:46have the hots for me
07:51i'm sorry to call you on the emergency line what's wrong nothing i'm moving back to the main house
07:58i wanted to tell you before i go why there'll be an heir to the family when i give birth
08:04to a new
08:05poison master one of the branch members needs a partner too are you really going to do this without
08:10talking to me first you don't get it do you grandma is serious she told me so herself if you
08:18don't
08:18carry on the line and i refuse to volunteer they'll take away my freedom and i'll be forced to have
08:24children if that's the alternative i'd rather go on my own terms akari then what are you going to do
08:32about your girlfriend guess we'll have to break up you can't or else what you're going to sacrifice
08:39yourself in my place that'll be even worse this is the only thing i'm good for please just give me
08:47a
08:48minute if you agree to marry me i promise to get you out of here the short version is i
08:55need to find
08:56a partner to become the head of the poison clan if i have to be with someone might as well
09:00be with the
09:01girl who likes me i can help with your brother's illness too you can wow it almost feels unfair
09:11having all of this luck my answer is there's not a chance in hell i would marry you
09:24i wanted to see that face before i died guess i am lucky
09:28if this is how i died and pissed me off going without getting one last shot in
09:33i'm ready for the void hubs whenever you see a couple whether it's their personalities how much
09:40money they make looks whatever the reason they're together is because they make a good match but a
09:45piece of who proposes to a target he can just kill if they say no not a good match for
09:49anyone suppose not
09:52you know i think that you're gonna have to come clean with yourself first that's all you can do if
09:57you're serious about finding someone people find their ideal partner by figuring each other out
10:02butting heads and running themselves ragged
10:06is that the future you're after or do you want to get married for the inheritance
10:14ahem uh master garrow do you think we could speed this along we are paying good money to watch you
10:21do
10:21your thing i only dispose of the human scum that actually deserves to die nothing to do with justice
10:29i just don't take jobs that'd make it hard to sleep at night
10:34of course murder is still murder right but sometimes i'll catch myself wanting to live a
10:39peaceful life with someone i love and who loves me in return that side of me makes me sick to
10:45my stomach
10:47you want the truth i want to meet someone i genuinely like and lead a fun carefree life
10:53as much as the next guy a relationship where she asks how was your day and we chat before falling
10:59asleep where she asks are you feeling all right whenever i cough true love but there's no way
11:06i'll ever meet someone like that i never went to school not even daycare i've lived as a poison
11:13master since i was old enough to form memories showing any sign of weakness immediately leads to
11:18failure i've never allowed myself to open up to a stranger like this i've never bared my heart
11:24not not until now which means what are you talking about you poured your heart out to me and i
11:33only
11:33just met you listen you're right being an assassin is a huge drawback but i think the solution is just
11:43meeting more people when you're not on the clock if you put yourself out there and allow your heart to
11:48get broken a time or two i guarantee that sooner or later you'll find your perfect match of course
11:54it'll probably be hell that's all i have for you so let's finish this i've only got myself to blame
12:02for screwing up so bad otherwise i wouldn't be here and my brother's medical bills would be paid
12:07now i've ruined the future of the one person i truly care about i'm the definition of scum
12:15master ghetto why don't we call it there you've heard all the dating advice our prisoners got to
12:22offer now stop delaying and finish this scumbag off i can't i require her talents only an expert
12:31matchmaker could have married all those people you have what it takes to find me a partner
12:36i promise to protect you from harm both you and your brother in exchange for my help you'll find me
12:42someone to marry you know i've been in so many relationships that i've lost count but i've never
12:52gotten a proposal like that if we you can accept it if you make it out of here gotta say
12:59i'm disappointed
13:00master ghetto it's like he said so we have a deal then man killing the poison master's heir apparent
13:09we're gonna rocket to the top of the industry after we take you out you people you offer your services
13:16to civilians at rock bottom rates then blackmail them the rest of their lives for hiring you
13:22how many lives have you ruined you think i care get real what's wrong with conning a few idiots
13:29think you're some kind of hero or something i was making sure you meet my condition
13:35there's no question
13:45you're all human scum don't stand there let's tease his ass
14:05where'd he go fight him you get a front row seat after all
14:13now watch the poison master work
14:19wow you were right i guess you're not just all talk huh taking out a room full of professionals like
14:26that zero times anything is still zero i only used my 300 torments of hell
14:33they'll live but the trauma will keep them out of the business forever
14:39hikaru what i said earlier i'm going
14:47you don't have to worry about succeeding grandma it's like i said i don't have any other choice
14:53i get it now
14:56if you're lucky enough to meet someone you can love and build a life with
14:59it's the closest thing to a miracle there is
15:03what i'm saying is stay with your girlfriend
15:07pass a message on to grandma tell her that i'm getting married and leading the poison clan
15:12just one catch no one gets to decide who my partner is except me got that
15:18lee so are you being serious you always decide everything on your own
15:24i'll go ahead and let her know see you soon bye
15:31what's the hold up i'm going to need a hand here just how do i carry you i've never had
15:37to pick up a
15:38living girl so where should i grab you i don't think you'll have to worry about that because i'm not
15:46a girl oh great well in that case wait
15:57after a blood bath a shower hits different how about it ghetto care to join no thanks
16:04what's wrong afraid i said no don't know about you but i feel like a new man hilarious bet
16:12you're thinking i don't look like any man you've seen you're a professional one to confirm
16:20what's your deal how come you dress in women's clothing easy because my latest mark was a man
16:25if i needed to dupe a woman i'd dress as a guy plus it's more fun playing both sides that
16:31was the
16:31best move you could have made proposing to me i mean hang on i can teach you to make anyone
16:37fall for
16:38you regardless of gender hurry up and do it step one here i registered you for a matchmaking party
16:45complete your profile and boom wait it's after midnight which means the events today
16:52profession no writing the truth is probably a bad idea so self-employed there's going to be way more
17:01men there than women i'll captivate the gents with my charms that way there'll be fewer rivals for you
17:08remember grooming and fashion only goes so far all they do is make a good first impression leveling them
17:13up might get you the nice guy status but we want more no one's gonna fall for you unless we
17:18find your
17:19charm and let it shine try different approaches and see what sticks hi there it's very nice to meet you
17:28my research indicates first impressions are everything so i've developed the perfect pickup line
17:34i'm ghetto i make million a year that's your genius icebreaker that's not charming my charm is my
17:42income isn't it says right here money's desirable yeah maybe so but blabbing about it right out of the
17:48gate makes it sound like you're bragging this next girl gaze into her eyes and smile before you open your
17:53dumb mouth maybe i'll research how normal people smile when i get home ghetto looky here a dating app
18:14will give you a chance to get your bearings when talking to girls and good news i got you matched
18:19right away you'll have a ton of chances with this you good poison master should never eat anything
18:28someone else serves him it's the only way to protect himself but i doubt anyone's after my life this
18:34second right right i'm sure it will be safe see i'm doing totally fine i'm doing great
18:43okay on to the next girl and the next one and the next
19:03impressive over the course of today i've met nearly 30 women and somehow i didn't exchange contact info with
19:09even one you did your best so don't go beating yourself up over it our goal is to find your
19:15charm
19:16but while we're working hard to figure out what that is it would have been kind of nice if at
19:20least
19:20one date had gone moderately okay kinosaki have you entertained the idea of maybe i don't have any charm
19:28don't say that i know you do it's just hidden so we can't see what it is yet i promise
19:33we'll find
19:34someone who's into you it seems bleak but i promise after i'm finished polishing you up some lucky lady
19:40is gonna realize that you're the one and after watching you i found one thing we can work with
19:47please tell me diy candy kits people with niche hobbies can have a great time chatting about them
19:54also is it just me or is this cleaner wicked strong it's a mixture i came up with called joker
19:59using deadly
20:00poison to combat stubborn stains is my favorite way to distress i can make cleaning agents strong
20:06enough to melt iron when i set my mind to it oh does this count as another niche hobby let's
20:12just keep
20:12that a secret between us there you are i'm this way guess this is good night until tomorrow sure
20:24wait you're putting me through more torture tomorrow so soon
20:43hey kinosaki want to tell me what you did to my big brother huh spare me the dumb blonde act
20:49he said he
20:50was gonna shake up this lame ass industry never could shut up about his big plans making those old
20:56farts beg for mercy now he wants to take over our parents dry cleaning service maybe he just got tired
21:02of life in the big city he's a hot pellet stall that's the kind of look that gets my blood
21:15pumping you're
21:16gonna tell me everything that went down and if you beg for your life like you mean it who knows
21:20i might
21:21give you another i'd rather die than team up with trash that con civilians you're human scum
21:28you've got some guts huh you take advantage of folks the same way we do i hate criminals with half
21:34-assed
21:35morality if you can't see a crime as a crime regardless of the target you're not cut out for this
21:39line of
21:39work honey that pretty face is the best weapon you've got and i'm gonna make sure you never use it
21:44again
21:46this next shot will be a shotgun blast hey boss there
21:55it's gato i see him floor it
22:43taking over the dry cleaning biz doesn't sound
22:45so bad
22:51you dropped this
22:54my phone
22:55i wanted to thank you kinosaki there's no way i could have met so many women in one day without
23:01your guidance and support a single rejection would have left me broken up and moping for a lifetime
23:07i'm hopeless on my own you're all i've got
23:11i didn't get anyone's info either we both struck out i'm talking here hey how would you feel about
23:17trading yours with me
23:22i doubt my friends list will get any longer don't know why because you're dazzling me right now
23:30wait that's it i found it i think i discovered your charm
23:36this is the story of the elite assassin poison master gero hikaru and his search for a bride
23:46i mean today you're going on your first dates for her spots right what will you say to her
23:51me with the intent to marry don't you dare next time what is charm anyway
23:55you
23:55you
23:56you
23:56you
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