00:01This is 29 Acacia Road, and this is Eric, the schoolboy who leads an exciting double life.
00:09For when Eric eats a banana, an amazing transformation occurs.
00:15Eric is Banana Man, ever alert for the call to action.
00:30Good day, Banana Man. I am Captain Fido. Bow-wow. I'm an old sea dog, you see, and this is
00:37my crew.
00:38They're very thin, Captain.
00:40Aye, they're a skeleton crew. The rest are prisoners in the harbour of lost ships.
00:46That is the very last port of call for many an unlucky vessel captured by a ruthless pirate crew.
00:53They are led by a mysterious figure of the beak-like nose. He's called the Hawk.
01:01He's gone.
01:03Yes, fans, to the harbour of lost ships and adventure!
01:20Ahoy!
01:21Peace is a bite! Peace is a bite!
01:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Gym lad!
01:25Welcome aboard the Johnny Rogers, stranger.
01:29I'm no stranger to you, Hawk. Or should I say, General Blight. I'm Banana Man.
01:37A thousand curses is seen through my clever disguise.
01:42Right then, here you go, Banana Man.
01:46Pick a card. Pick a card. Any card.
01:49Pfft!
01:50Ugh! Boss!
01:51It's the Ace of Spades!
01:53Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! He's right!
01:55You lose, Banana Man. You've drawn, oh, the Dead Man's Card.
02:03Oh, he's for help. He's drawn, oh, the Dead Man's Card.
02:12Just keep moving, Banana Man. I'll tell you when to stop.
02:20Stop!
02:21Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:26Cargo ship off to starboard bear, Captain.
02:29Man the guns!
02:34Fire one!
02:37Ha-ha-ha-ha!
02:39Oh, dear.
02:40Fire, too!
02:46Faster, me hearties.
02:49Get banana men!
02:56Charge men.
02:59Are we ready?
03:01Are we ready?
03:03Are we ready?
03:07Now, I have the upper hand, banana man.
03:11Any last requests?
03:13Um, oh, yes.
03:16Help!
03:18Aha! Miss!
03:23He's cornered, General.
03:25Let's close him.
03:26Arrgh!
03:27Arrgh!
03:29Arrgh!
03:30Arrgh!
03:31Arrgh!
03:32Arrgh!
03:32Arrgh!
03:34Arrgh!
03:34To the ship's camp!
03:36Crew!
03:37Where have you been?
03:38Oh, sorry boss.
03:39I was up there, in a crow's nest.
03:42Here, have a banana.
03:44Oh, never mind, Crow.
03:46You undo that knot at the top of the sail,
03:48and leave the rest to me.
03:52Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!
03:57OK, Big B, lower the mainsail!
04:03Here, what's happening?
04:06We're trapped, Jim Ladd.
04:08We're bagged.
04:13How are the passengers, Crow?
04:15Ah, well, they're not awfully happy, Big B,
04:18and especially General Blight,
04:20because he's as sick as a pirate!
04:24Get in sick as a pirate!
04:26Oh, yes.
04:56Oh, yes.
04:58Oh, yes.
05:00Oh, yes.
05:02Oh, yes.
05:03Oh, yes.
05:04You
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