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00:02Don't look away
00:16I might just do this all day
00:34Thank you welcome to taskmaster a herd of comedy wildebeest being whittled down by the natural selection of their own
00:41incompetence
00:42What lies in wait for them at the watering hole today? Huh?
00:45Let's get in the Jeep Jeep and go and find out. I hope it's not a comedy crocodile
00:51Please welcome
01:09Who's favorite films he tells me and a carry-on films because it reminds him of a golden time in
01:14mainstream culture
01:15When women could be openly objectified and it was okay to acknowledge that some foreign accents are just hilarious
01:31Let's get married
01:32See senior Davis and the prize task category this week is the most
01:37Unquestionable thing of beauty
01:39Yes, it's clear-cut. It's unquestionable and yet he will question them and judge them and give maximum points for
01:45the most
01:46Unquestionable one such is his right and that was a reading from Corinthians chapter 9 verse
01:5118 let's do this who should we have first Joanna page my thing of unquestionable beauty is
01:58Unquestionable evidence of the fact that I was voted Wales is sexiest woman in 2009
02:09This is what you brought him to represent unquestionable beauty
02:17Right, but this isn't mine. This is taken from my mother's scrapbook
02:21And this is going on like 20 years old and she still has this and she has this because she's
02:27proud of me
02:28Yeah
02:28And if this doesn't say about the unquestionable beauty of a mother's love for her daughter
02:34Then I don't know what does and I get me here
02:42I
02:43Think that is a very strong star. Thank you. Right. We're off come out
02:47I brought in something that I find to be very beautiful and I cannot believe my friend found it in
02:51the trash. Oh, what look at this Greg
02:55It's a painting that is absolutely gorgeous. I just looks like this ghostly child's being held captive
03:02It's grotesque. Thank you. Can we look at the back of it, please? Yeah, the back looks like this. It
03:09says T-pain
03:11Why does it say the name of the king of otter tune on the back because it's art Greg and
03:16I think the paintings haunted
03:18I've been trying to get rid of it for years. I
03:21Didn't even ship it here. It was just in my hotel room when I checked. I really hope I lose
03:26this episode
03:28Well, you're off to a great start
03:33I don't it's my wife took it. She's not a very good photographer. She said it was an accident. Yeah,
03:38this is a photo of Amanda, so
03:44Actually shows just the hope I'm question a beautiful the whole of planet Earth is the the nature the
03:54Unbelievably insignificant we are as part of it. I don't know how insignificant the haunting egg island
04:02That's right Amy. I have brought a painting of Yorkshire as I think Yorkshire's beautiful and I've made a very
04:09special
04:10Frame which I'd like to show you which I think makes it even more beautiful. Well, take a look at
04:15this
04:24You did the painting my friend poppy hilstead from Yorkshire. Yeah
04:28I like it very much Joel. What have you brought us? I've also gone for a painting Amy. Take a
04:37look at this Greg
04:46I know what you've done. I know what you've done. You know what I've done. I know what you've done.
04:51It's your head and that's your body
04:53Oh my oh, is it your body? It's your body and it's Greg's head and that's little Alex Horne on
04:58the pants
04:59Yeah, I see that. You and I make a great hybrid
05:04I saw so sad because I'll never get to see that in real life. Really, it's just that head on
05:10top of a bag of suet
05:14Right, do you know score these yeah, it's tough. Mmm, because I was quite touched by all but one
05:23There's one to come out and you'll thank me for that
05:25I think there's got to be a gap between creepy child and the others. I'm gonna give muscly me three
05:30points muscly me
05:32Okay, so three points to Joel. I'm gonna give Armando's head island four points. Thank you
05:37the general populace would love the bond between mother and daughter and
05:42The people of Yorkshire would love to be celebrated by a picture surrounded by Yorkshire pudding
05:48And thus five points each to the two ladies. There we go. Five points to Amy, five points to Anna
05:55Yes, and we begin with something you and I struggle with before every recording Greg kissing no
06:01It's what to wear
06:17Amy big deep breath in you go
06:22Okay, oh
06:24Do you like the acoustics? Yeah, whoa
06:28Yeah, it makes my skull vibrate
06:31Is it warm in there? It's warm. I'm loud feel like I should be grabbing money at the end of
06:36the crystal mates. What's that?
06:38Oh, it's another shot. No, it was popular before this one was I want to keep the seals. I'm gonna
06:44keep all these seals
06:45for eBay
06:48It's lovely and sunny. Oh my god
06:50Choose how much of Alex's bowling outfit to wear throughout part two
06:57If you choose Alex's bowling overalls your final time will be reduced by two minutes
07:02If you choose Alex's bowling gloves your final time will be reduced by three minutes
07:08If you choose Alex's bowling glasses your time will be reduced by four minutes
07:14If you choose Alex's bowling shoes your final time will be reduced by five minutes
07:20So if you choose to wear Alex's whole bowling outfit your final time will be reduced by 20 minutes
07:29You have one minute
07:32Your time starts now
07:34The more I choose my final time will be reduced by 20 minutes, so that's good
07:38I want to reduce my time who knows there may be a hindrance. They may be
07:43I'm gonna for bowling overalls bowling overalls
07:47I'm gonna put your bowling glasses on. Okay, so I will wear
07:51the shoes and
07:54The gloves your time will be reduced by eight minutes
07:57I'm gonna go the whole outfit then am I?
08:00Overalls gloves glasses and shoes yeah, I choose to wear your whole outfit good stuff. I'll bring it to you
08:06now
08:10Oh
08:11God
08:17Who the two people that chose the whole outfit what what's your thinking with that?
08:20This is quite interesting about this show you don't it makes you realize who you are as a person
08:25Yeah, you know, and I've realized I'm really excited. Yeah, I'm fucking stupid
08:32Let's see what the skittle outfits did, shall we? Yes, well decisions have been made will they regret those decisions?
08:37Of course they will
08:48Hi Joanna, hello, you're wearing my bowling glasses. I am they're very nice. Yeah, they help
08:56I
08:56I did say there's something
08:59Guantanamo about this whole process don't I? Yeah, I strongly disagree with that
09:05Think I've got my technique down
09:06Yeah, and I've never worn these
09:09You look good
09:10Yeah, you won't lie to me now. I know oh well, yeah, please be careful
09:17Find and open the task and give it a good read
09:32There we go well done
09:33Get the bowling ball in the bucket
09:38All right
09:39You must stay on stage at all times
09:41There is a two-minute time penalty
09:45But any skittle touched
09:47And all skittles must be standing when the bowling ball enters the bucket
09:53Fastest wins your time started when you stepped on the stage
09:56Where's the bowling ball? Oh
09:58All right
09:59Oh no
10:06The thing I already love about this group of contestants is that none of them might
10:11Like when you find out it's some awful outfit that's going to make things so much worse
10:16You're like
10:17So I know it's just
10:19I got really excited
10:22I know
10:22Because they were really good fun to put on
10:25Yeah, okay, let's bowl
10:27Well up first it is Amy G and Joe P
10:31Get the bowling ball in the bucket
10:37On the stage
10:38It's quite near the skittles
10:39It's right near the skittles
10:41Oh I can see it
10:44Oh, I can see it. Oh, right, OK.
10:48Get the bowling ball in the bandit.
10:52Oh, shoot!
10:53Oh, my God, no! No!
10:57No!
10:59Oh, my God!
11:02Oh, no!
11:04The good news is you've only touched one skittle.
11:06Oh, my God, do I have to put all of these back up for when it goes in?
11:09I think so. OK. Oh, my God.
11:12This isn't how I expected this to go.
11:15All right. All right.
11:18Standing them up, one at a time.
11:22Oh, OK. Oh, my God, no, don't!
11:30Oh, no, don't!
11:33Oh, no, don't!
11:35No!
11:38I reckon I'm on for losing this task.
11:41Naughty dogs!
11:44I'm running away.
11:47Those ones there.
11:48Three left.
11:50Two left.
11:51They're all up.
11:55Stop the clock!
11:56Stop the clock!
12:00Sort of quite poetic, the way that they both just went...
12:04It was poetic, yeah.
12:06But they all had to be standing up when the ball went in the bucket.
12:08And they did badly.
12:09LAUGHTER
12:10Amy took 32 minutes.
12:13LAUGHTER
12:13But you saved 20 minutes while wearing the full outfit.
12:16Oh, yes, yes.
12:17But you did touch every single skittle.
12:19That's 54 skittles, two-minute penalty per skittle,
12:21so that's a punishment of 108 minutes plus the 12 minutes.
12:25You took exactly two hours.
12:28Wow.
12:29Joanna, you actually only took 5 minutes 59 to get...
12:31Really?
12:32Wow.
12:32And also touched every single skittle,
12:34so your total time was 109 minutes and 59 seconds,
12:37so you're about 10 minutes quicker.
12:38You're in the lead.
12:39Yes.
12:39Now, in a sad reflection of the state of our society,
12:43we must pause for some gambling adverts.
12:45I don't...
12:46I don't think it's advert time.
12:47You want to bet?
12:48Yes.
12:49LAUGHTER
12:58APPLAUSE
13:02Hello!
13:03We're back, and it's part two,
13:05and there's a ball that badly needs to be banged into a bucket.
13:08Who's next?
13:09That's right, kids, it's Joel and Amanda.
13:12I don't regret my decision.
13:14I bet you're all thinking that I regret it.
13:16You guys can absolutely do one.
13:19Ooh!
13:21Stick the number of skittles to I touch.
13:25Do be careful.
13:27Two minutes each.
13:28See you later.
13:31One.
13:32One?
13:34Well, I might do two.
13:36Don't regret it.
13:41This will be very heavy.
13:44Ooh!
13:46Where is it?
13:48Oh, Jesus.
13:50Argh!
13:57Were they standing when the ball went in the bucket?
14:01You have it on record.
14:02You filmed that, didn't you?
14:04Argh!
14:07You're putting your hopes on the freeze frame
14:09with that ball going in the bucket,
14:10they're still on their feet, these skittles.
14:12Yeah.
14:12Task complete.
14:16Nearly!
14:21Two four.
14:23Oh!
14:24Fuck off!
14:26Shit!
14:28Shit!
14:35Shit!
14:36Shit!
14:37Shit!
14:38Shit!
14:40Shit!
14:52I don't regret it.
14:52No.
14:55I don't regret it.
14:58I don't regret it.
14:59No.
15:01I don't regret it.
15:11Let's stop the cook.
15:13Wow.
15:14I don't regret it.
15:16APPLAUSE
15:35What a shit.
15:37No, he is.
15:39He is a little shit.
15:40Oh, God, yes.
15:40Well, I put it there to make it easier.
15:42You didn't have to...
15:43Yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:47Who'd have thought that your fingers
15:49scrambling around trying to get into a bowling ball
15:51would be so tense?
15:53I kind of enjoyed the drama of it, watching it back.
15:55Oh, Christ, I was on the edge of my seat.
15:56You were very close to nailing the task.
15:58You were quick.
15:59Three minutes, 20, you put the ball in.
16:00And you did offer me the option of then saying,
16:03you've got time to pick them all up.
16:04And I thought, that was funny.
16:06I want to just stop at the funny.
16:07And also, I couldn't be bothered.
16:09LAUGHTER
16:10Do you regret not regretting it with the wisdom of hindsight?
16:13I think it was absolutely fine.
16:15You know, it was an adventure.
16:17And hopefully that adventure didn't cost me too much time.
16:19You were almost exactly the same as Amy,
16:21because you touched every single skittle.
16:23You were wearing all the outfits,
16:24so it was minus 20 but plus 108.
16:26And you took 28 minutes and 46 seconds,
16:29so you were ever so slightly quicker than Amy.
16:31I don't regret it.
16:32LAUGHTER
16:33Who's next?
16:34Yes, well, there's only one person left to see.
16:36LAUGHTER
16:37According to his resume, he's agile,
16:40he's strong, he's sexy, he's smart,
16:42and he's made for exactly this sort of task.
16:44Yes, he's Kamal Nanjani.
16:55LAUGHTER
16:55I've touched two skittles.
16:56Yes.
17:00LAUGHTER
17:03LAUGHTER
17:03OK, you've not touched that one.
17:06Clever.
17:08LAUGHTER
17:08LAUGHTER
17:12All right, I'm learning.
17:15OK.
17:25This feels like a big moment.
17:33LAUGHTER
17:34LAUGHTER
17:44This is the worst thing
17:45that's ever happened to me.
17:47LAUGHTER
17:49LAUGHTER
18:04Can I get some water?
18:06I'm getting a cramp, hold on.
18:09LAUGHTER
18:12LAUGHTER
18:15LAUGHTER
18:15LAUGHTER
18:16Can you get me a banana?
18:18Yeah, I can get you a banana.
18:20LAUGHTER
18:20I'm just going now.
18:33Are you in quite a lot of pain?
18:36Yeah.
18:37I could offer you a certain amount of time per skittle,
18:39and I could give you a hand.
18:41You could...what?
18:43You could give me a hand?
18:44Well...
18:45Yeah, how much...?
18:46If I'm touching them, that's two minutes per skittle.
18:47I'll give you one minute.
18:49No, I don't benefit from that.
18:51Eighty-five seconds?
18:53OK.
18:54Yeah?
18:55Sure.
18:56OK.
18:59Eighty-five seconds, sir.
19:02One hundred and seventy seconds.
19:08HE gateway
19:20It... It did go in the bucket.
19:22It's not in the bucket.
19:23It was in the bucket for a moment
19:33Do it gingerly this time I've stopped the clock Camille
19:45I had conflicting emotions watching you like there were very clever things that you came up with the not touching
19:50the Skittles system
19:51Thank you, and I thought oh, that's clever and then very quickly after I thought I'm not gonna have to
19:56watch him move all of them
19:59I
20:00Decided that no matter how long it took I was going to get them done and I was only going
20:05to touch two Skittles
20:06You did touch four in the end and you took nearly 40 minutes to do it
20:10But because of my bargaining the maths means that the 85 second penalty per Skittles that I touch
20:15You actually got it in 55 minutes and 13 seconds. You actually were the fastest out of the five of
20:20them
20:20I won that we won this
20:27Let's get some points out you okay. Well, I'm and I did not really finish the task couldn't care less
20:33I don't regret it
20:35Okay, there's zero to Armando we jump up the name II hours to points somehow
20:41Joel nearly two hours three points Joanna also nearly two hours four points, but the winner to ask five points.
20:47It's come out
20:50Do you think you can see a scoreboard please I do Armando you won't be surprised here
20:55You're currently in last place four points and at the top. She won the first episode. She's winning this one.
20:59Joanna page has nine points
21:05Okay, but let's just slow down a moment and take some time to reflect
21:22Oh
21:26Hello
21:31Oh
21:38My god, I thought it was a mirror
21:42Shout out to the art department
21:45Oh
21:46Whoa
21:47This is incredible
21:50Right, okay. Oh, they oh hello
21:53Right. Yes. Ah, yes. Yes
22:01Hey, Alex
22:02Come out
22:12Okay, that was great man
22:15Like exhilarate exhilarating yeah
22:18Do exactly what your reflection does you must decide what alex does then mirror him most ambitious
22:24But also accurate mirroring wins you have a maximum of 20 minutes
22:30Your time starts now
22:31Okay
22:33So the 20 minutes to decide what my my me do foot
22:37Okay
22:40So I decide
22:42What you do and then I do it with you. Mm-hmm ideally something. I'm good at I
22:48Just need to think about ambitious
22:51Yes, I'll leave you to it. Yeah
22:53Can you do a handstand no can you yeah?
22:56Ah
22:58You could teach me like I feel like we should learn a dance 20 minutes
23:02I think like we could like get it down scoop scoop and I'm gonna keep that with you
23:07Scoop let's get a couple easels
23:10And then we'll paint and what are we gonna paint that's up to you
23:14You know what? I think you paint whatever you want to paint all you've got to do
23:18I don't even know if I can genuinely do a handstand now. I'm 48 and I've had four children. I'm
23:23gonna try and see if it's possible
23:24Are you ready? Okay
23:26It's not possible
23:31Oh
23:33Oh my god
23:43Oh
23:43I can't think we're ever gonna see anything less ambitious than the time between you announcing you can do a
23:51handstand and the reality
23:52Oh my god, I really thought I could still do them
23:55When was the last time you did one? Probably when I was about 12
24:00So ambition ambition and accuracy Greg
24:03Got to factor in the
24:04Oh, I'll factor that in don't you worry
24:06Well, let's go with Amy who went to some pretty extreme lengths to make me appear just like her
24:14Oh
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29:28Let's go
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29:37Let's have a look at Ben Kingsley
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31:55What is next?
31:56Well, it is my idea of heaven. Lots of instructions, a secret code and a really big balloon.
32:01Mmm
32:15Hello?
32:17Everything all right in there?
32:19I think so.
32:22Present or present?
32:24Great question.
32:26This is your sort of thing.
32:27This is my sort of thing? I think so.
32:29Do you reckon? What is my sort of thing?
32:31Fun?
32:32Fun.
32:34Right.
32:35Achieve the most things on this list.
32:38Before the balloon pops.
32:40If you do the special thing, the balloon will stop inflating for ten seconds.
32:46Ten seconds if you do the special thing?
32:51I
32:53Feel like I haven't been looking around for alternate solutions.
32:56You must not touch the balloon mechanism.
33:00Your time starts when the balloon starts inflating.
33:04The special thing. Oh my god.
33:06Oh, oh gosh, right.
33:09OK, right.
33:12Right, what's the special thing? Stop inflating.
33:18You thought the special thing might be to say stop inflating, did you?
33:21I thought it was worth a shot.
33:24Well, this is all pretty self-explanatory, I think.
33:27I don't want to dwell. I just want to crack on and have a look.
33:29Fair enough. They were under pressure.
33:30They had to achieve a lot of different things.
33:31And we're going to begin with three of the five,
33:33and that is Joanna, Joel and Amy.
33:37One. Thread a needle.
33:40Yes.
33:41I told you it was your sort of thing.
33:43I love this.
33:45This is ridiculous.
33:46What's the special thing?
33:48I love you.
33:50OK, I found the end of the sticky tape.
33:52One.
33:52That's one.
33:53Put on the galoshes.
33:55Oh, dear.
33:56This is a mistake.
33:57Ah!
33:59Ah!
34:01Gotta get in it!
34:03Be whispered to by a man on the phone.
34:05Oh, right.
34:06My husband never answers the phone.
34:07We're actually in the middle of an argument
34:08because he doesn't answer the phone.
34:10Hello?
34:11Chris?
34:12I need you to whisper to me on the phone.
34:14Yes.
34:15I can whisper to you.
34:16Two.
34:16Bye!
34:18Whisper, er, what you have for breakfast.
34:22Alright, thanks very much.
34:23Go, go, bye, bye, bye, bye.
34:24I'll put my number...
34:25Fine.
34:25...into yours.
34:29What do you want me to whisper?
34:30Hello.
34:31I'm a big fan...
34:32...of you.
34:34I'm a big fan of you.
34:37Done.
34:38Put on the galoshes.
34:40Put on the galoshes.
34:40We shouted out by a woman on the phone.
34:42Where's my mother?
34:43Come on, Mum.
34:45Oh, yeah, Mum!
34:46Can you just very quickly just shout out what you had for breakfast?
34:49Shout at me down the phone!
34:50Oh, shout at you.
34:52Hold on a second.
34:52Mum, you don't have to wait.
34:54Just shout!
34:55What's the earth you doing, for goodness sake?
34:59Thank you!
35:00Just out the scrambled egg!
35:03Thanks, Mum!
35:04Thank you very much!
35:05Find the end of the sticky tape.
35:06Right.
35:07Oh, yeah, yeah.
35:08No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
35:10I'm good at this.
35:11Oh, you are good at that, yep.
35:12That's a sock and a pouch.
35:13Where do you think a pouch is?
35:15That's a pouch.
35:15Okay, fair enough.
35:16So, up the pouch.
35:17Right.
35:18I'm going to put the galoshes on first, because that's something.
35:23They're on.
35:24They're on.
35:25I'm going to do the present first.
35:27Did it say neatly?
35:28Yeah.
35:29Yeah.
35:32Dad?
35:33Could you read to me what else is on the list?
35:36Say every number between 1 and 50, except for the numbers divisible by 7, 4 and 3.
35:40Howl for 30 seconds.
35:41Ooh!
35:43Ooh!
35:46Ooh!
35:46Ah, ah, ah!
35:47Okay.
35:47I hate maths.
35:48You've done that?
35:49And to be honest, yeah, I've done it, and I've got to sew up my pouch.
35:52Where does a galosh start and a waiter end?
35:56Where do you think the pouch is?
35:57Oh, fuck!
35:59Is it in there?
36:00Ah!
36:01Have you shouted out by a woman on the phone?
36:03My wife just rang.
36:04It was perfect timing, actually.
36:06I've sewn up that.
36:07Yeah, that counts.
36:09Sew up the pouch.
36:10Once you put a sock in it.
36:12Oh, my God!
36:13Oh, ho, ho, ho!
36:14I didn't know anything, then I told her!
36:16You're so clever!
36:19Ah!
36:21Ah!
36:26Welcome to the Eid.
36:27My wife just hung up a bit.
36:29Ah!
36:29Ah!
36:30Ah!
36:31Ah!
36:32Ah!
36:32Ah!
36:39Not bad.
36:40The first time I've seen you on this show so far not looking like you're having the time of your
36:45life.
36:45Yeah.
36:46The threading of the needle seems to have broken you.
36:48I used the whole thing as sort of something, as a sort of way to get Alex Horne's number.
36:55I loved your mum needed a beat before she would shout at you straight away.
37:00She was in the middle of Swansea town centre.
37:03Yeah.
37:03And I was going, Mum, will you just shout down the phone and she had to get herself together.
37:08I think it's a Welsh thing, cos my relatives are Welsh as well, and I don't think there's a lot
37:12of shouting in Wales.
37:14Cos the response to most situations is, well, there we are, happens.
37:18My mum took no persuading.
37:21That's genius.
37:22Grambled eggs!
37:23She was straight in, didn't even need to know why.
37:26Well, look, Amy did pretty well.
37:28Amy got seven out of the ten things done.
37:30Oh, all right.
37:31Which is a lot better than Joel, who got four or five, if you count the neatly wrapped presents.
37:35Oh, yes, I do count it.
37:37Oh.
37:37Cos he has to be rewarded for spending three hours threading a needle.
37:41OK, well, you got half of the things done, but this pales next to Joanna, who got nine out of
37:46ten.
37:47I'm leg-drying on my maths today.
37:50Wow!
37:50OK, time for the last ad break of the show.
37:53We're just moments away from one of the contestants winning a portrait
37:56of my head on an Asian man's body.
37:58Has this been signed off by Channel 4, Alex?
38:01Yes.
38:04We're safe.
38:05See you after the break.
38:13Hello!
38:15Hello and welcome to part four of Taskmaster and some very speedy tasking.
38:19Oh, they're quick, they're slick and I've done a little sick.
38:22Now, the final two attempts.
38:25First, they worked on Veep together.
38:27Now, it's the next step on the entertainment career ladder.
38:29Trying to find the end of some sticky tape, howling and putting on galoshes.
38:32Yes, it's Armando and Camille!
38:34Oh, God.
38:35Howl for 30 seconds.
38:36Oh!
38:38Oh!
38:40Oh!
38:41Oh!
38:4330 seconds.
38:45Thank you, Camille.
38:45Lovely howling.
38:47Right, here we go.
38:48Wrap.
38:48Yeah.
38:49Find the end of the sticky tape.
38:51Well, I'll make an end.
38:52And then I'll find it.
38:55That was cool.
38:56See, every number between one foot except for the numbers that are seven, four, three.
39:00So, one, two, five, ten.
39:05I can't count and wrap.
39:07Hello, baby.
39:08Hey, Emily.
39:09I'm on camera.
39:09Can you just yell at me?
39:10I can't believe how much I love you!
39:12Yeah!
39:13Yeah, I love you too bad.
39:15Present, wrap.
39:15Well done.
39:16Yeah, there we are.
39:17Um, galoshes.
39:19You've done the special thing, by the way.
39:21Have I done the special thing?
39:22Yeah, stop for ten seconds.
39:23Well, right, I'm gonna do that towards the end, I think.
39:26How do I find out what the special thing is?
39:28I guess trial and error.
39:30I've threaded the needle.
39:31Tremendous work.
39:33I neatly wrapped the present.
39:36You've just done the special thing to see you now.
39:41Neatly wrapped the present.
39:43Neatly wrapped the present.
39:46What did I do?
39:47What did I do?
39:48What was the special thing that I did?
39:51Forty-one.
39:52Forty-three.
39:53Forty-six.
39:54Forty-seven.
39:55Forty-nine.
39:58How did I be whispered to by a man on the phone?
40:01Is there a number to ring?
40:02There were quite a lot of numbers you could ring.
40:05Hey, can you whisper to me?
40:10OK, wow, it really does sound like the inside of my own head.
40:13Thank you so much, goodbye.
40:15Sock in a pouch.
40:16Pouch, pouch, pouch, pouch.
40:19Where do you think the pouch might be?
40:21Oh, stop.
40:24Can I have your sock?
40:27What are you looking for?
40:28I did something over here and the thing stopped.
40:30Oh, I see.
40:31Are you trying to do the special thing?
40:32Was it that?
40:34Right, there we go.
40:36Well, this might make life easier.
40:50You just did the special thing again.
40:51Is it death?
40:53Yeah.
40:53Touching your head.
40:54Yeah.
40:57Hi, could you shout at me?
40:58Just shout at me.
40:59Why the hell did you forget the pins this morning?
41:02You're not shouting.
41:03You've got to shout.
41:09Well, too late.
41:11Goodbye.
41:13I forgot to do that.
41:19So you worked at the special thing and then you didn't lose the special thing.
41:22I just got stuck in an argument with my wife.
41:27Who just told me I hadn't put the bins out.
41:30And had you not put the bins out?
41:31I hadn't.
41:33Interesting, your partner's declaration of love for you.
41:36Not very British, that.
41:37My wife is not here with me and when I heard her voice, I got teary-eyed.
41:41Oh!
41:41I really did.
41:42Oh, God.
41:43It's sickening.
41:46And presumably you've got someone who does the bins for you.
41:49No.
41:50She does the bins.
41:51Oh, she does the bins.
41:53So in the end, Joel, you were last.
41:55You got five out of ten, so one point.
41:57Then Armando got six out of ten, two points.
41:59Kamel and Amy both got seven out of ten, so they share four points each.
42:03The winner of the task, five points.
42:04Nine things completed with Joanna Page.
42:05CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:08Well done, Joanna.
42:09OK.
42:09Everyone, please, make your way to the stage for the final task of the show!
42:19CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
42:20Alex, who will read the task?
42:22Kamel Nanjian is going to read the task.
42:24Here we go.
42:25Work out what word the piper is piping.
42:29You may have one guess and may only guess if you are the first to raise both your hands.
42:34First to two correct guesses wins.
42:37This is the piper.
42:38He's called Johnny Pipes.
42:39He'll pipe a word.
42:40You've got to try to work out what the word is.
42:41You have glockenspiels in front of you.
42:43You can try to recognise the notes that he's playing by playing your own glockenspiel.
42:46LAUGHTER
42:47I'm genuinely medically tone deaf.
42:49Medically?
42:50LAUGHTER
42:51When you think you've got it right, raise both your hands and then you can say your guess when I
42:55point at you.
42:56But if you're wrong, you can't guess any more for that word.
42:58OK.
42:59Just to warn you, he's got to start with a letter E to get the pipes going.
43:03So when he's ready to spell his word, he will have his leg up and he will put it down
43:07to start the word.
43:09Joel, happy?
43:09Ah, I'm just going to warn you, I don't understand what's going on.
43:12LAUGHTER
43:13Let's go, Johnny.
43:14Go.
43:23You've spelt the first word.
43:28It was low.
43:32Johnny can spell it again if you want it.
43:35Yes, please.
43:35Let's have the word again.
43:52Yes, Armando.
43:53B.
43:54It is B!
43:55Yeah!
43:58Can I just say, I loved your face when Armando got a word, but your face went,
44:03it works!
44:04Yeah.
44:09Yeah.
44:10OK, it's one to Armando, nothing to anyone else yet.
44:13OK.
44:13Ready for the next word?
44:15Leg up, Johnny.
44:23Oh!
44:24Straight in there.
44:25Amy?
44:26Egg!
44:26It is egg!
44:28How are you feeling, John?
44:32I feel...
44:33It's just lovely to listen to music.
44:37One to Amy, one to Armando.
44:38The words are now going to get longer.
44:41Oh, God, right.
44:42Leg up, Johnny!
45:05I feel like I'm close, but it doesn't make a word.
45:11Ah.
45:11Armando.
45:12Is it faded?
45:13It's not.
45:14No.
45:15It's not faded, I'm sorry.
45:17It clarifies that, then.
45:17Yeah, no, it's not that.
45:18So, you have to have your hands on your hips, you're out of this word,
45:20Amanda.
45:21Can we have it once more, please?
45:23Leg up, Johnny!
45:34If Sean gets this, I'm going to explode.
45:40Badge!
45:40Yeah!
45:49Let's go, Tommy.
45:50Leg up, Johnny.
45:51LAUGHTER
46:05What's the word, Amy?
46:06Bagged.
46:06It is bagged!
46:08APPLAUSE
46:14OK, well, I'll put you down and we'll add that to the final scores,
46:17but first, a big round of applause for Johnny!
46:19CHEERING
46:21Come down and join me!
46:27So, Greg, Joanna and Kamel didn't get any right, but they came joint fourths, so they get two points.
46:32Amanda and Joel, four points each for getting one right.
46:34But the winner of the task, five points for her two correct answers, it's Amy Glethill!
46:40CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:42Yeah, and that's enough to make her the winner of the episode with a huge 20 points!
46:47Yeah!
46:49CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
46:49Amy Glethill wins!
46:51Please go and thank your booty of unquestionable beauty!
47:00Here's your winner tonight, Amy Glethill!
47:02Thank you!
47:03APPLAUSE
47:08APPLAUSE
47:15Yay!
47:25Woo-hoo!
47:30Thank you, John.
47:32Cool.
47:32Bye.
47:33You
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