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مسلسل Arrested Development مترجم - Episode 2
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00:00now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything
00:04and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together
00:13it's arrested development
00:19another setback for the once prominent bluth family
00:22as their frozen banana stand a newport beach landmark burns to the ground
00:27a delicious whodunit
00:28بعد ذلك.
00:58Is that what you're hiding from me?
01:00I haven't had a vacation in years.
01:02This is my vacation.
01:04I'm exercising.
01:06I'm sleeping well.
01:07You're doing time.
01:08I'm doing the time of my life.
01:12Is that a pumpkin?
01:13Hey, T-Bone.
01:15Yeah, T-Bone's my roommate.
01:18He's a flamer.
01:20T's checking out today.
01:22Yeah.
01:23Well, I guess every vacation's got to come to an end.
01:30You just made a fool out of yourself in front of T-Bone.
01:32Anyway, I want you to give him a job at the company.
01:35Sales.
01:36I'm not going to do that.
01:37Why not?
01:37Well, because we don't have any money.
01:40Because I told you that in confidence.
01:41You don't seem to understand that I'm running this company now, Dad,
01:44and I need the flight records,
01:45and I'm going to get them,
01:46with or without your help.
01:48All right.
01:49No touching.
01:52I got something we can try.
01:54All right, it's a little risky.
01:55Please.
01:57Open up.
01:58What do you mean about it?
02:02While George Sr. was losing a roommate,
02:05George Michael was having a hard time adjusting to his new one.
02:08Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up. Get up.
02:11Oh, Mom.
02:12Okay, we are just about ass to ankles back here, maybe.
02:15Do you want to hop on your cousin's lap there, please?
02:17Yeah.
02:19Whoa. Bumpy road ahead.
02:23I'm looking all for love now.
02:27So he addressed his problem head on.
02:30Dad, I want to work more hours at the banana stand.
02:33Wow.
02:34Well, that's great.
02:36You know, I used to be just like you when I was a kid.
02:39I used to love it there.
02:40It's going to be our best summer ever, Mikey.
02:45Well, I'll tell you what.
02:47I'm going to give you a promotion.
02:48Welcome aboard, Mr. Manager.
02:50Wow. I'm Mr. Manager.
02:52Well, manager.
02:53We would just say manager.
02:55And you can hire an employee if you need one.
02:58Do you think I need one?
02:59Don't look at me, Mr. Manager.
03:02Right. It's up to me now.
03:03I'm Mr. Manager.
03:05Manager. We just say...
03:07I know, but you just...
03:08It doesn't matter who.
03:17I don't know what I expected.
03:20What's going on?
03:21This is exactly where the two of you were when I left this morning.
03:24Is nobody going to even try to get a job?
03:26I have a job, Michael.
03:27Yeah?
03:28It's called supporting my husband.
03:30Oh.
03:30You certainly haven't been shopping.
03:31The only thing I found in the freezer was a dead dove in a bag.
03:34You didn't eat that, did you?
03:36Because I've only got a couple days left to return it.
03:39Died right in the middle of the show.
03:41Do you want a cage for that?
03:43No. I'm a magician.
03:51What is your return policy, by the way?
03:54Not that I have to defend myself, but for your information, I did go shopping.
03:57You spent $68 on hair conditioner?
04:00Small price to pay for self-esteem, Michael.
04:03Or are you still jealous that you lost best hair to me in high school and got dorkiest?
04:08Lindsay's achievements in high school had always overshadowed Michael's.
04:13I agree with Michael.
04:14It's important not to tie your self-esteem into how you look or what people think of you.
04:19I mean, look at me.
04:20I'm an actor.
04:21An actor, for crying out loud.
04:23I mean, you know how much rejection I face every day.
04:28But in this business of show, you have to have the heart of an angel and the hide of an
04:35elephant.
04:36But you've never actually had an audition.
04:40Well.
04:43Excuse me.
04:49Excuse me.
04:51Some really great spousal support.
04:53You know something, Lindsay?
04:55You might want to start thinking about the example you're setting for your daughter unless you want her to end
04:58up just like you.
05:00Yeah.
05:00Shoot me when that happens.
05:03Is there a carbon monoxide leak in this house?
05:08George Michael, you're taking your cousin to work today, okay?
05:11That's your new employee.
05:12I do not want my niece to end up just like everyone in this family.
05:15Uh-uh.
05:15You're not telling my daughter what to do.
05:16She's a child.
05:17No, I'm not.
05:19I can work.
05:20I don't know about this.
05:22I mean, you know, it can get pretty hairy in there.
05:25Fine.
05:25Do what you want.
05:26If I know my daughter, that stand won't be there in a week.
05:32You stay on top of her, buddy.
05:34Do not be afraid to ride her hard.
05:42George Michael's attempt to distance himself from his cousin proved unsuccessful.
05:53I can't tell you how many health codes you're violating right now.
05:56I can't believe I volunteered for this.
05:58This is my stupidest rebellion ever.
06:01Hey, do you want to go play skee-ball?
06:05Oh, boy.
06:06Well, this is the cash, Joey.
06:08My dad's going to come by at the end of the weekend,
06:10and the number of bananas has to match the amount of money in here.
06:12Oh, so it'll have to even out?
06:14Sure.
06:15Easy.
06:16Banana.
06:18Buck.
06:20Banana.
06:22Take a buck.
06:22And Michael went to his mother for the flight records his father wouldn't give him.
06:28Then why don't you marry an ice cream sandwich?
06:32I gotta go.
06:33Who was that?
06:34Was that Dad?
06:35That was Job.
06:37Uh-huh.
06:38So, Mom, I'm trying to find...
06:39I don't know where they are.
06:40These flight records.
06:43You know what's really more believable if you let me finish?
06:45Why am I the only one that seems to get how much trouble this family is in?
06:48Oh, I get it, Michael.
06:50I get it.
06:51But how should I know where the records are kept?
06:53Your father's in charge of all that.
06:54No, I'm in charge of all of that.
06:56And I think that you do know where they are.
06:58Oh, it's probably all in a storage unit somewhere.
07:01Where's the storage unit?
07:03I don't remember.
07:04Try.
07:06Something Dale.
07:07I don't know.
07:08Brookfeather.
07:09Rain tree.
07:10It's hot.
07:10It's very hot there.
07:12I've never been.
07:12Get a warrant.
07:13Don't think I won't.
07:16Mother.
07:16Mother.
07:17I care about this family.
07:19And I do, too, my darling.
07:21That's why I'm worried about Job.
07:23I was on the phone with him this morning.
07:25You mean just now, right?
07:27When I came in?
07:28Yes, just now when you came in.
07:31And he's upset.
07:32He's very upset.
07:33You haven't included him in the business at all.
07:35He's your older brother.
07:37You could find a little job for him.
07:39Make him feel special.
07:40But he's not special, Mother.
07:42No.
07:44But he loves you.
07:46We all love you.
07:48Where's the storage unit?
07:49It's with your warrant.
07:53Loose!
07:54That coat cost more than your house.
07:57Oh, that's how we joke.
07:59She doesn't even have a house.
08:03The next day, Tobias looked for work.
08:06Hmm.
08:07It's an actor pull.
08:13Oh, look at all these parts.
08:23Tobias, nice to see you off the couch.
08:25I was looking for work and...
08:27I blew it, Michael.
08:29I guess you've already seen that.
08:32Yes, I have.
08:33Oh, right.
08:35This one.
08:36I'll call them again, I guess.
08:38I'll give them one more shot.
08:40And that's when Michael figured out how to get his mother to lead him to the storage unit
08:44where the flight records were kept.
08:49Hello?
08:50Yeah, hey, Mom.
08:51It's Michael.
08:51Listen, before I forget, I talked to the IRS, and they want to come by your apartment today
08:56to see if you charge any big ticket stuff to the company.
09:01Furs, or...
09:02I don't know.
09:03Just a heads up.
09:07Oh, that poor woman.
09:12So Michael followed Luz, who had been sent to hide the evidence.
09:16Meanwhile, Tobias had arranged an audition for a local commercial.
09:20Lindsay came along to appear supportive.
09:22This could take a while.
09:24Honey, it's one line.
09:26Not if I do my job right.
09:29First of all, I love it.
09:31Quick question, though.
09:32Am I panicked about the fire, or am I being brave for everyone else?
09:37The fire.
09:38It's...
09:39It's a fire sale.
09:43Oh!
09:46Okay, I didn't, um...
09:48Well, let's give it a shot.
09:52Oh, my God!
09:54We're having a fire sale!
09:57Oh, the burning!
09:58It burned me!
10:00It evacuates all the skull children!
10:02Ah!
10:03Oh, man!
10:06This isn't a fever!
10:07Zingray!
10:08Can't even see where the knob is!
10:18And scene.
10:22Um...
10:23Would you like to try that a little simpler?
10:26Maybe.
10:29No.
10:33Okay, anybody else?
10:35Anyone?
10:38Lindsay Bluth?
10:39It's Fude Gay.
10:41Roger Danish.
10:41Look at you.
10:42I can't believe it's Lindsay Bluth.
10:44Oh, uh...
10:45Fude Gay.
10:46Roger was my male counterpart in high school.
10:49Remember how crazy our hair was back then?
10:52Oh, what were we thinking?
10:53So what are you doing now?
10:55He's, uh, casting my commercial.
10:57Yeah, trying to.
10:58The South Coast Boutique is having a fire sale.
11:01South Coast Boutique?
11:02Mm-hmm.
11:03They're having a fire sale?
11:09Meanwhile, Michael was still following his mother's housekeeper.
11:19And she did finally lead him to the storage unit.
11:22Unfortunately, it was on fire.
11:31Somebody wanted this place to go.
11:33Yeah?
11:34What do you mean, arson?
11:35Oh, definitely the work of a flamer.
11:59It shoots tomorrow.
12:01And are you ready for this?
12:02It pays 1,000 bucks.
12:06I thought that was Tobias' part.
12:08Yes, no, no.
12:09I did not book this one.
12:10I, uh, I think I made the fire too real, uh, for them.
12:14And, uh, and probably failed to highlight the sale.
12:17So, good for her.
12:18And, uh, will you excuse me, please?
12:24Well, listen, that's great, Lindsay, but I've got my own problems.
12:26The flight records, they've burned up.
12:28Okay?
12:29That's fine.
12:29That's over with.
12:30But I think Dad is behind it.
12:32I think Dad is trying to run the business from prison.
12:35Well, isn't that ironic?
12:37I'm making a fortune at my new job, and you don't even have the job you thought you did.
12:42But, but you don't have a job.
12:43You've got a job offer.
12:44Anybody can get a job offer.
12:50So, I'm going to go see Dad, because this is my business to run now.
12:53Your business?
12:58Hey, there you are, Job.
13:00I have been looking all over for you.
13:02I could really use some help.
13:04Well, I was going to return this dove.
13:06of, what, do you want me to run a meeting for you or something?
13:11Uh, or, even better, could you mail this letter for me?
13:15You can't just give that to a mailman?
13:17I can't trust a mailman with this.
13:20This is important.
13:21Job was intrigued.
13:22He also suspected he couldn't return a completely frozen dove to a pet store and get the full
13:27refund he felt he was entitled to.
13:29I'll mail that letter.
13:31Michael then went to confront his father.
13:34You are not going to keep running a company from in here, okay?
13:37But that, that's why you wanted me to give T-Bone a job to pay him back for burning down
13:40the storage unit?
13:41Michael, Michael, that's ridiculous.
13:43Yeah, well, I'm not hiring.
13:44Well, we don't have the money, Pop.
13:47Well, there's money in the banana stand.
13:49The banana stand.
13:51You know, that's exactly what this feels like.
13:53Huh?
13:54Like I'm still stuck in that hot booth all summer with you pulling strings.
13:57What was I going to do?
13:58Put a kid in charge of a frozen banana stand?
14:00Sure.
14:00That's what I did.
14:01I just made my son the manager.
14:04George Michael is running the frozen banana stand now?
14:07Yeah, that's right.
14:08Yeah.
14:08You sit with that.
14:09You think about that for a while.
14:12George Sr. did think about that.
14:18Well, now that we've got an employee, we could go have dinner.
14:24We throw away a banana for every buck we take so no one finds out.
14:28Man, I think we should do that math again.
14:31Why?
14:32Is it wrong?
14:32It's fine.
14:33He's a narcissist, not an embezzler.
14:37Meanwhile, Michael got an urgent call from his mother.
14:40Job is unhappy.
14:43Again?
14:43I tried to include him.
14:44I gave him a job.
14:45You gave him a letter to mail.
14:47Don't tell me that was too much for him.
14:49No, Michael.
14:50He mailed the letter.
14:51That's not the point.
14:52Job had not mailed the letter, but in an act of defiance, dramatically hurled the letter
14:57into the sea.
15:00This proved a more difficult dramatic gesture than he'd anticipated.
15:17So what do you want me to do about it?
15:18Don't take that tone.
15:20He's my son.
15:20I want you to make him stop calling me.
15:24Am I the only one who works in this family?
15:27Yes.
15:28That's my gal.
15:29Who would have imagined?
15:30Two actors in one family.
15:33We're like the Luntz!
15:38Excuse me.
15:40Mama.
15:41And so, Lindsay and Mabee separately went to the same restaurant to celebrate the jobs
15:46they hadn't actually performed with money they hadn't actually earned.
15:50Did you enjoy your meal, Mom?
15:52You drank it fast enough.
15:54Not as much as you enjoyed yours.
15:56You want your belt to buckle, not your chair.
15:59Okay, this is what I told Tobias you'd do.
16:01Say what you will about him.
16:03At least he's happy for me.
16:09You know, I think we might be doubling our losses here.
16:12Right?
16:12Because, I mean, for every dollar you take, we're actually taking two dollars.
16:16Because we paid for the bananas.
16:19Oh, my God.
16:20You're right.
16:21I am.
16:22Oh, God.
16:23Screw this.
16:24Okay, we gotta go.
16:27Oh, my God.
16:28It's your mom and gang.
16:30What are they doing here?
16:31They're grown-ups.
16:32They're allowed to have fun whenever they want.
16:33We're kids.
16:33We're supposed to be working.
16:35Right now, they're gonna tell my dad, and he's gonna come check the totals and know we
16:37took the money.
16:39Oh, God.
16:39This is bad.
16:40Look.
16:40What are we gonna do?
16:41Pop Pop.
16:42He's a businessman.
16:43What would he do?
16:46Bananas, Foster.
16:52You might want to let that fire go out before you stick your face in it.
16:56Oh, that's funny.
16:56Because I was gonna say you might want to lean away from that fire since you're soaked in
16:59alcohol.
17:01Mine was better.
17:04Welcome to Blue Bananas, where bananas are our business, man.
17:07Interest you in a banana this day.
17:08T-Bone, what are you doing here?
17:10Oh, your dad gave me this job.
17:13Michael realized that his father had even taken control of the banana stand.
17:18But he still had some unanswered questions.
17:20So he did a little detective work.
17:21You burned down the storage unit?
17:23Almost definitely.
17:29Michael.
17:30Having a nice day at the beach?
17:32While the rest of us are bussing our asses to deliver your mail?
17:36What do you want me to say, okay?
17:38You go and you complain to mom, and I try to include you.
17:40Include me?
17:41Yeah.
17:41I should be in charge.
17:43I'm the older brother.
17:44Please, do you even want to be in charge?
17:45No.
17:47But I'd like to be asked.
17:48You know, this is just like when you were kids, and you were the only one he let work
17:51in the banana stand.
17:52Well, I got news for you, Joe.
17:54Dad still doesn't trust me to this day.
17:56He treats me like a low-level employee.
17:58Better than being treated like the goofball, the joker, the magician.
18:06I thought you were going to do, like, a trick there, like the fireballers.
18:08I was.
18:09It didn't go off.
18:09God, these things never go off when you want them to.
18:11The least consistent trick.
18:13You know what I'm saying.
18:14Hello?
18:14Hey, Uncle Michael.
18:15It's me, Maybe.
18:16Hey, Maybe.
18:16Where's George Michael?
18:17At the banana stand.
18:19He's about to do something really irresponsible.
18:22You think it's irresponsible?
18:24I'll be right there.
18:26I'm going to get blank for this.
18:28George Michael?
18:29Dad!
18:30Hey, what are you doing?
18:31I was just, uh...
18:35I was burning down the banana stand.
18:37What?
18:37I'm sorry, Dad.
18:38I screwed it all up.
18:39I've got no right to call myself Mr. Manager.
18:41Manager?
18:42Manager.
18:42I'm sorry, Dad.
18:43Oh, George Michael.
18:44I am.
18:45I mean, but listen, I'll make it up to you.
18:46I mean, I'll work weeknights.
18:47I'll lay people off.
18:48I'll give up my summer, all my summers.
18:50Just tell me what to do, and I'll do it.
18:52Michael realized he had done to his son what his father had done to him.
18:56So he came up with a solution.
18:59Burn it down.
19:01What?
19:03Let's burn this son of a bitch.
19:15It's going to be our best summer, everybody.
19:22And so Michael, his son, and his brother, together enjoyed the cathartic burning of the banana stand.
19:29You mailed that insurance check, right, Joe?
19:46The next morning, Lindsay woke up late in the day, hungover from celebrating her one day of employment, which it
19:52turns out she had slept through.
19:54All right, Lindsay, forget it.
19:56All right, Lindsay, forget it.
19:56We'll get someone else.
19:57Tobias was next on the call list, but unfortunately couldn't hear the phone over the sound of the shower.
20:04He did, however, use Lindsay's conditioner and was surprised to find that it did help his self-esteem.
20:10You look nice.
20:12What?
20:13You look very handsome, sir.
20:15Thank you, Lindsay.
20:18And Michael finally got to show his father, who's boss.
20:22You what?
20:23Burned it right down to the ground.
20:25Are you crazy?
20:26There was money in that banana stand.
20:28Well, it's all gone now, Dad, and it was my decision.
20:31So the next time you want to have a little power struggle, just remember that you're playing with fire.
20:35There was $250,000 lining the walls of the banana stand.
20:41What?
20:41Cash, Michael.
20:43Why didn't you tell me that?
20:45How much clearer can I say there's always money in the banana stand?
20:51No touching!
20:51No touching!
20:53No touching!
20:53No touching!
20:54No touching!
20:54No touching!
20:55On the next arrested development, Job protests the pet store's frozen dove exchange policy.
21:01Return from whence you came!
21:04And Michael, realizing the banana stand is the only profitable part of the Bluth empire, decides to rebuild.
21:10You couldn't have called me?
21:11I can't swing a hammer?
21:15I'm gonna ride it to buy.
21:16I'm gonna ride it to buy.
21:19All right.
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21:36All right.
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