Wraparounds: Buster introduces the start of each segment.
"Never Too Late to Loon": Plucky asks Shirley the Loon to turn him into Albert Einstein to help pass a math test, only to fail the test because Einstein had poor grades as a youth.
"Li'l Sneezer": Sylvester the Cat tests Furrball by asking him to catch a mouse. The mouse, Lil' Sneezer, sneezes repeatedly and thwarts Furrball's attempts to catch him.
"To Bleep or Not to Bleep": Fowlmouth tries to ask Shirley on a date, but she shuns him because of his profane language. Buster then tries to control Fowlmouth after discovering that he does not swear around children.
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"Never Too Late to Loon": Plucky asks Shirley the Loon to turn him into Albert Einstein to help pass a math test, only to fail the test because Einstein had poor grades as a youth.
"Li'l Sneezer": Sylvester the Cat tests Furrball by asking him to catch a mouse. The mouse, Lil' Sneezer, sneezes repeatedly and thwarts Furrball's attempts to catch him.
"To Bleep or Not to Bleep": Fowlmouth tries to ask Shirley on a date, but she shuns him because of his profane language. Buster then tries to control Fowlmouth after discovering that he does not swear around children.
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00:04We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little loony.
00:07And in this cartoony, we're invading your TV.
00:10We're comic dispensers, we crack up all the censors.
00:14On Tiny Toon Adventures, get a dose of comedy.
00:17So here's at the acres, it's a whole wide world apart.
00:20Our homes, we only stand alone, a cartoon work apart.
00:24The scripts were rejected, expect the unexpected.
00:27On Tiny Toon Adventures, it's about to start.
00:31They're furry, they're funny, they're fast and buster bunny.
00:34Montana Max has money, Elmira is a pain.
00:37He's hefty and flucky, dizzy, devil, yucky.
00:41Her balls are monkey, and Go-Go is insane.
00:44And at University, we earn our Toon degree.
00:47The teachings have been getting laughs since 1933.
00:50We're tiny, we're toony, we're all a little loony.
00:54It's tiny toon adventures, come and join the fun.
00:58And now our song is done.
01:00The End
01:00The End
01:03The End
01:04The End
01:04The End
01:04The End
01:11The End
01:12The End
01:13The End
01:13Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo!
01:17Uh-oh, I overslept again.
01:20Oh, hi, Toonsters. Exam day at Acme Lou. I got a motor.
01:50I got to start setting my alarm.
02:02Hey, Puckie. You ready for the big test?
02:04Test? What test?
02:07Cartoon math!
02:08Weight rations of falling anvils,
02:10density per inch of bonking mallets.
02:12Ooh, it's a killer.
02:14You're telling me.
02:16Well, good luck, old big face.
02:19I'm doomed.
02:21Oh, what a loon I am.
02:23Oh, what a loon I am.
02:30Shirley! Sweetheart!
02:32Your dream duck needs a small favor.
02:35No, like I won't help you cheat on your math test, okay?
02:38That's what I get for asking a mind reader.
02:40Aw, you gotta help me, Shirley.
02:42You can channel Einstein or Newton
02:44or some other genius into my head.
02:46Then I'll pass for sure.
02:48Plucky, last week you told me
02:50channeling was new age nonsense.
02:52It's a term of endearment.
02:55Oh, please, you gotta help me.
02:58Get invisible, Plucky.
03:00Your whining is stressing on my aura to the max, you lunch meat.
03:15I'm not gonna give up.
03:23Hey, uh, loom girl, any guess as to what today's mystery meal is?
03:27Ew, like this requires telekinetic communication, Buster.
03:30I'll have to, like, meld with the meal.
03:32Okay, it's coming.
03:33I am... I am... Poultry.
03:37Let's do lunch.
03:38Ew.
03:39I just lost my appetite.
03:42Ah, Shirley, you look beautiful tonight.
03:45I have an ache in my heart
03:47and a hole in my head that needs to be filled.
03:50So how about channeling a little Einstein up here, Toots?
03:54Like, let me whisper something to you, darling.
03:57Let my tunneling up next!
03:59I'm out of here.
04:12How about just a peek at old Stiney's brain, hmm?
04:16Ew!
04:25I hear that old guy Einstein was pretty smart.
04:31Couldn't you channel just a little bit of Einstein?
04:34How about his mustache?
04:35Oh, all right, I'll do it.
04:37Anything to get you out of my hair.
04:39Oh, joy, rapture.
04:41I'm gonna be a genius.
04:45I call upon the spirit world to answer my refrain.
04:49Channel the genius of Einstein into this duck's pea brain.
04:54Nice effect.
05:08Albert Einstein, Albert Einstein, MC square, MC square.
05:16Relatively thinking, here is that he's thinking.
05:21MC square, MC square, MC square, MC square, MC square.
05:40Oh, my gosh.
05:41He's opening up the other than he would go before us.
05:42Oh, you'll be speedy.
05:45Oh, it's not even like this.
05:47That was a nice and good time.
05:47Oh, and he's about to see it.
05:47Oh, you can see it, though.
05:47Oh, I can see it.
05:49And he's about to see it.
05:49Oh, you'll be a good time.
05:50Wow.
05:50Oh, you're ababies.
05:52Huh?
05:52Oh.
05:57Oh, this is a wild cola.
06:05The size of the guest room
06:07is in direct proportion
06:09to the number of reloading in-laws
06:11staying at the house.
06:12What are you talking about?
06:15Einstein's theory of relativity, of course.
06:19Geek me out.
06:21Error, it's test time.
06:23Pardon me, Frau Räulein.
06:26This will be a, how do you say,
06:28Schlamm-dunk.
06:45Oh, what a loon I am.
06:47Oh, what a loon I am.
06:49Schlappdinger Hamburger
06:50mit der Frankfurter und der Sauerbraten.
06:53Oh, like Mondo negatory vibes.
06:56Who's invading my space?
06:59Plucky, school's over.
07:01What are you still doing in there?
07:03Ach, du lieber.
07:04I'm in detention,
07:05and it's all your fault.
07:07My fault?
07:09Ja.
07:09You told me I had Einstein's genius,
07:11but I still failed the math test.
07:13You do have Einstein's genius or some junk.
07:16I just forgot to tell you that
07:17when Einstein was a kid,
07:19he flunked math too.
07:20Bye.
07:21Ach, du algebra.
07:23I've been schnookered.
07:25Lou!
07:40Everyone has to take tests at Acme Lou.
07:42Even Furball has to make the grade
07:44with his mentor, Sylvester.
07:46This Furball-malad
07:47is the hall of cartoon pussycats.
07:51Enshined here are the greatest stars
07:53of feline comedy.
07:55Stars like Helix,
07:58Garfunkel,
08:01Tom Injury.
08:02And last but not least...
08:08Moi.
08:11Now, I know you have
08:13similar aspirations to greatness.
08:17Say no more, my little pupil.
08:19Professor Sylvester
08:20will start you on your path
08:22to superstardom.
08:24Let's see.
08:25I must set you a test
08:26worthy of the great cartoon cast.
08:28I know.
08:30Bring back a mouse.
08:32Pass this test
08:34and your portrait
08:35will hang with the great one.
08:37Hmm.
08:38Better yet,
08:39make it a mouse sandwich.
08:41I missed lunch.
08:42Meow.
08:43So,
08:44you've got your assignment.
08:46Stop standing around
08:47slipperin' and squawkin'.
08:49Scoot.
08:49That's the trouble
08:51with kids today.
08:52Talk, talk, talk.
08:54Thanks.
09:19Yes, Mrs. Mulf.
09:22We'll send over our next available babysitter to fourteen and one-half Mousehole Lane.
09:29Goodbye.
09:36We're running out to see a movie.
09:38He's down for his nap, so you shouldn't have any trouble at all.
09:42Goodbye, now.
09:45Biggest babysitter I've ever seen.
09:57Hooray.
10:00Oh.
10:01Bring back a mouse and your portrait will hang with the Great One.
10:09Oh, hello.
10:10Gee, you must be my babysitter, huh?
10:12I'm Sneezer.
10:13Say, babysitter ma'am, why you got me up in the air like this, huh?
10:16I'll tell you one thing, babysitter ma'am.
10:18Everything sure looks different from up there yesterday.
10:20It sure did.
10:21Uh.
10:24Uh.
10:25Show me!
10:29Bless me.
10:30I have a little cold.
10:33Hey!
10:39You want to play dress-up, babysitter ma'am?
10:41That's a very fun thing to do.
10:43It really is.
10:43Gee, I could dress up as a doctor or a farmer or a camera or...
10:49Better yet, make it a mouse sandwich.
10:58Gee, I never dressed up as a sandwich before.
11:01This is fun, don't you think?
11:03Hey!
11:03I wonder how come they call them sand-o-witches.
11:05There's no sand in them.
11:07Maybe a witch invented them.
11:08I'm scared of witches.
11:10I saw the Wizard of Oz and I cried and I cried and I cried all night.
11:13Hooray!
11:14Oh, the big walk is coming.
11:17Uh, uh, uh.
11:20Uh!
11:24Uh!
11:30I've been allergic to olives.
11:38Oh, so you'll wanna play tag babysitter ma'am?
11:41Like a very fun game-as-a-ma.
11:43Huh, yep, I sure do love tag.
11:45You're it, babysitter, ma'am.
11:48Catch me if you can.
11:54Boy, this closet sure is a good hiding place.
12:00I bet no one would ever find me
12:02in a million, billion, trillion, billion years.
12:04Nope, no way, no how.
12:05There's sure a lot of dust in this closet.
12:07Real dusty, yes, sir.
12:11Oh, I...
12:13Two!
12:15Huh? Huh?
12:17Two!
12:24Hey, let's play Space Mouse and Mutant Alien.
12:28That's a very, very fun game, don't you think?
12:30You can be the evil, nasty mutant alien
12:32and I'll be the brave, courageous Space Mouse.
12:35And if a mutant alien catches Space Mouse,
12:37he gets to go my belly down.
12:39Yup, that's what he does, that's what he does.
12:41Uh-huh, yup.
13:02Hey, where am I, huh?
13:06Boy, it sure is dark in here.
13:08Yep, it sure is.
13:10It's...
13:10Hey!
13:11Is that a happy, an anchovy over there?
13:13I'm allergic to...
13:15Ah!
13:16Ah!
13:17Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:18Ah!
13:24Say, still another time I sneezed this much
13:27was when I was around the kitty cat.
13:29I'm really allergic to kitty, kitty, kitty, kitty!
13:35Aw, poor babysitter, ma'am.
13:37You look all pooped out.
13:39Hey, I know what'll tear you up this three.
13:41I do, I do.
13:42Here you are, babysitter, ma'am.
13:46A nice bouquet of golden rods.
13:49Uh-oh.
13:52Uh-oh.
13:53Uh-oh.
13:55I...
13:55Ah!
14:01Ah!
14:02Ah!
14:02Ah!
14:02Achoo!
14:02Blast me.
14:03Ah!
14:03Ha ha ha ha...
14:10Sir Ball, I'm ashamed!
14:13After all that, you didn't catch a thing?
14:16Oh, you did?
14:17Well, tell me, boy, what is it?
14:19Huh?
14:20Huh?
14:21Huh?
14:22Huuu!
14:27The bonsai!
14:40Of course, not every test here at Acme Lou is academic.
14:44There's the test of speed.
14:48The taste test.
14:55And, of course, there's the test of true love.
15:06For instance, take Foulmouth, please.
15:09He's been mooning over Shirley the Loon for weeks.
15:11He'd love to ask her out.
15:13But Foulmouth has just one little problem.
15:19God damn it!
15:20I spilled milk all over my f***ing manners!
15:23Did I say little problem?
15:25If I had a nickel for every f***ing time I spilled something on my clothes,
15:28I'd be a rich f***ing guy!
15:30Don't worry about how you can dance like this!
15:33What?
15:33Now believe it!
15:34I can't f***ing much all side of your...
15:37Pardon me.
15:38Foulmouth swears so much, his beak has been declared a toxic waste dump.
15:43What?
15:43Buster, look what I did!
15:46Now Shirley will never f***ing give me the time of day!
15:49Mm-mm.
15:50Not until you clean up your mouth.
15:51I f***ing just gotta ask her to the dance this Saturday!
16:00Why do I feel a disaster coming on?
16:03Hey yo, Shirley!
16:05Wait up!
16:06Oh, hello.
16:07Listen, I just thought I'd take a dadgum chance here because...
16:10I'm a guy.
16:12F***ing.
16:12You're a girl.
16:13And f***ing.
16:13Thought you like to go out on a date sometimes.
16:15So, uh, what the f***ing do you say?
16:31Listen, here's...
16:32I'm f***ing in love!
16:33I gotta get Shirley to be my love bird!
16:36Help me, will ya?
16:37Will ya?
16:38That's my weak spot.
16:40Vulnerable poultry.
16:44Thalma, you don't stand a chance till you cure your swearing habit.
16:48Looks like I'll have to handle this buster style.
16:52The acne behavior modification system is guaranteed to break any and all bad habits.
16:58Now every time you swear, it'll let you know it.
17:01Really?
17:02Dadgum...
17:08Dadgum...
17:35That's funny.
17:36It works on nail biters.
17:39Oh, please, buster.
17:40One more chance.
17:42No way.
17:43You're hopeless, foul mouth.
17:44Golly gosh, buster.
17:46You've just gotta help me beat my swearing habit.
17:48It's the only way Shirley will like me, for heaven's sake.
17:51Nope.
17:52Sorry, Thalma.
17:54Golly gosh, buster.
17:56F.M., you just said three whole sentences without swearing.
18:00Sure.
18:01There's little kids here, you know.
18:03What, do you think I'm crude or something?
18:05That's it, F.M.?
18:06The cure to your problem.
18:07It is?
18:08Shirley the loon won't know what's come over you.
18:11With a little help from old buster here.
18:14Um, or some junk.
18:16Um.
18:20Um, good evening, Shirley.
18:22Uh, like, goodbye, Mr. Bad Karma with feathers.
18:27I'm just a dick.
18:28Go.
18:34Uh, one moment, if you please.
18:37I realize I did not make the best of impressions on you today, Shirley.
18:41Uh, please allow me to make it up by escorting you home.
18:44Like, can you really keep your beak under control?
18:48Uh-huh.
18:48Of course, my dear.
18:50You have my word.
18:54And I'm tagging along to keep those words clean.
18:57Uh-huh.
19:04Ew, like, maybe we'd better go around.
19:07I'm getting totally hostile vibrations from that dog.
19:10What?
19:10This gentle canine?
19:14Huh, he wouldn't hurt a fly.
19:21Eww!
19:21Why, you dirty dick!
19:25Naughty donkey!
19:28Come, Shirley.
19:37Guy, like, thanks for proving me wrong, FM.
19:40You're a totally way cool dude.
19:42Uh, does this mean you'll go to the dance with me Saturday?
19:45I hope, I hope, I hope.
19:48Hey, he's got it made.
19:50Aw, you're sweet.
19:53But I already promised Plucky I'd go with him.
19:56Plucky?
19:57Plucky?
19:58But tell me sometime, okay?
20:02Hey, listen, FM, you did great.
20:05I mean, you gave it your best shot
20:07and you proved you could carry on a conversation
20:09without swearing once.
20:20Rats.
20:21Oh well, maybe next time.
20:24Hey, thanks anyway, pal.
20:27You're cured, Falmouth.
20:29What are you n***?
20:30I would say.
20:43Oh, God.
20:44You want my idea?
20:51Oh, oh, my God.
20:56Oh mistake, I might not believe me.
21:35And that's a wrap.
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