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00:00Stay there! My name is Drymon!
00:03I'm a super-sized, gizmo-eyed gadget cat from the future!
00:07I've been set back in time to take care of this guy!
00:10Nobody, but he's a man!
00:12Drymon!
00:13And that's where I come in!
00:15To save the day with an amazing invention
00:17from my fourth dimensional secret gadget puzzle!
00:20But things never turn out as planned!
00:24Get ready, cause here we go again!
00:34Every year I go through this!
00:37Annual Walkathon always has some gimmick that's totally lame!
00:40Stilt? Come on!
00:42I can't be the only one having problems using those things!
00:46I'm sure others will fall on their faces any second!
00:49These things are easy!
00:51Yeah, I figured it out in a matter of seconds!
00:53Wow, these things sure are fun!
00:56Hey, Nobi, why are you just sitting there?
00:58Come on, give it a try, you'll like it!
00:59Nah, thanks, I think I'll pass!
01:01The only reason you're passing is because you know you can't do it!
01:04I can do it!
01:06Oh, really?
01:07Then prove it!
01:08Stilt race!
01:09Tomorrow!
01:09Empty lot!
01:10Be there!
01:11Tomorrow?
01:12See you then, right Nobi?
01:14Doubt it, cause then you'll have to admit he has no idea how to use these things!
01:18Yeah, totally!
01:19Cause these things are so incredibly hard to miss!
01:22Yeah!
01:24I never back down from a challenge!
01:26You wanna race?
01:26Bring it on!
01:28Beat those guys!
01:29If they wanna race, they'll get one!
01:32Yeah, I'm gonna make those guys regret they ever doubted me for a second!
01:36That's right!
01:36They won't be laughing when they're eating your dust!
01:38But I can't even use stilts, much less race them!
01:41Stilt racing, huh?
01:42I'm sure you're a natural at it, just like your old man was!
01:45I was fast as lightning on a pair of stilts!
01:48Yep!
01:49But look, Dad!
01:50I don't even have a pair of stilts!
01:52Your old man is gonna fix that!
01:55We used to make them out of bamboo in my day!
01:58Don't see why this laundry pole here won't do the trick!
02:02Alright, they're done!
02:03Thanks, but I...
02:05Knock them dead!
02:07Oh, the memories!
02:13Whoa!
02:14When I first started out, I was hopeless.
02:17Couldn't walk a step.
02:23Whoa!
02:25But I kept at it.
02:26And finally, I became a champ.
02:32You can do this, Noby. Make me proud.
02:37So that's, uh, no pressure from your dad there, huh?
02:40Uh, yeah.
02:49That went well.
02:51If only there was some gadget that's way easier than these stupid things!
02:57No way! Forget it!
02:58Come on, please! I need help!
03:00What you need is a miracle, and I'm fresh out of those.
03:03You gotta have something! I'm begging you!
03:05I don't have anything! No one uses stilts in the 22nd century!
03:09Please!
03:09What? Then what the heck am I gonna do?
03:12I've gotta beat those guys!
03:14I don't know what to tell you, Noby. It's a toughie.
03:17Closest thing to stilts is a Sky Horse, but you don't want one of those.
03:21Yes, I do. Sky Horse would be great. I'll take one right away, please.
03:24Well, alright. I just hope I can catch one. I'm not making any promises. Wait here.
03:30What'd he mean by catch one?
03:39Whoa!
03:42So, uh, is Sky Horse things alive, not a gadget?
03:46Yeah, it's a hybrid from the future crossed between a horse and a bamboo plant.
03:50They're beautiful to look at, but boy are they temperamental!
03:56So, how's this work?
03:57You ride it! A Sky Horse will always stay upright and it can travel at incredibly fast speeds!
04:02Alright, that's perfect! I'll take him for a spin right now!
04:11Uh-oh! Now you've done it, he's ticked off!
04:13It might have been your dirty shoes. Sky Horses are sorta clean freaks.
04:17See, I told you they were temperamental!
04:20Once you're on their bad side, it's hard to reverse that!
04:22I guess you should go put on some clean shoes and I'll try to calm him down.
04:26Well, if you think that'll work.
04:29Okay, big guy. Easy. Noby didn't mean to offend you.
04:33You forgive me?
04:34Blitting him over with a carrot, that's good thinking, Noby!
04:40You think I can hop on him now?
04:48I forgot to tell you about that!
05:01You helped me!
05:02You gotta use words he understands! Try whoa!
05:09It worked! We're finally looking pretty good here!
05:12Tell me, Big G, you think Noby will actually show up for the stilt race tomorrow?
05:16You know he can't use them! If he shows up, he'll just get laughed at!
05:20But it'll be good entertainment!
05:22Out of the way, Slowpoke!
05:24What was that?
05:25Yeah!
05:25It looked like Noby on one stilt!
05:28I bet he had to Rymon hook him up with something cool that'll help him win the race tomorrow!
05:33I hate it when other people think of a better cheat than me!
05:36Woohoo!
05:37Man, riding this thing is awesome!
05:39I know, I'll go and show this guy off to Sue!
05:43Woohoo!
05:46So tell me, what do you think?
05:48This thing's a blast!
05:49Yeah!
05:50Yeah, and when I use the Sky Horse for the stilt race tomorrow, I'm gonna trounce those guys!
05:54What?
05:55You can't use this in the race!
05:57It's not about who has the best stilts, but who's best at using them!
06:01So my stilts happen to be better, why should I be punished for that?
06:05It's cheating, Noby, and you know it! And I don't like cheaters!
06:11I'm home!
06:15Thanks for the ride, buddy!
06:17Wow, it looks like you really wore him out!
06:19Why don't we give him some water and let him rest a while?
06:22Sounds good!
06:24Hold on!
06:26Do you know why my laundry pole is missing?
06:28Oh yeah, I made a pair of stilts out of it!
06:31Oh, that's wonderful!
06:33Now what am I supposed to hang the laundry on?
06:35You messed this up so you'll fix it!
06:37Okay, okay!
06:40Huh? This looks like it'll work!
06:43Problem solved!
06:45This is a rather odd-looking pole!
06:49What are you talking about? It's totally fine!
06:51I'm not so sure you're right!
07:11Got you! You're coming with me now!
07:14Then it just took off! I don't know what it was!
07:17You guys lost my sky horse?
07:19That thing is too dangerous! I won't let you keep it!
07:23I guess I have no choice.
07:27I'll be back in a jiffy!
07:37Another sky horse?
07:39I brought you a girl this time! She just seemed a little smarter than the other one!
07:44Thanks, Doraemon!
07:47Here! I've got a carrot for you!
07:50Come on, one carrot won't hurt you!
07:53You're too skinny right now as it is!
07:56Okay, once you've sucked that down, I'll hop off!
07:59What the?!
08:00Hey, where are you going?!
08:04Delt stings!
08:06And another sky horse is gone!
08:08You really got away with women, Noby! Good job on that one!
08:12What?! Oh man, I am so toast!
08:15You know, this might actually be a good thing!
08:18Your only choice now is to suck it up and learn how to use a real pair of stilts!
08:33Bonjour, my lady!
08:37I've brought you this beautiful organic carrot imported all the way from France!
08:41And mademoiselle, there's more where this came from!
08:47That's it! Hang in there!
08:51Stand up! No quitting! Failure's not an option!
08:54You can do anything anyone else can!
08:56I don't know. I think failure is my only option.
09:00Hey, Noby!
09:03Sue?
09:04I knew you weren't a cheater! Now let me help!
09:07It's no use, I can't!
09:08Don't give up just because it seems hard!
09:10You can do this, Noby, I know it!
09:13Now come on, let me help you figure this out!
09:16Thanks! That would be amazing!
09:18Let's go!
09:27I can't believe you actually turned up!
09:29I got something I think you'll find interesting!
09:32Ta-da!
09:35What? You guys have my sky horses!
09:37Okay, here's the deal! One lap around the block, first one back here is the winner!
09:42We'll even let you have a head start, Noby!
09:44Yeah, show us what you got!
09:46I'm betting you'll fall flat on your face from your first step!
09:48But I've got faith in you!
09:50I'm betting you'll fall on the second step!
09:58What the heck? He's doing it! He actually can use stilts!
10:02What? How?
10:03Doesn't matter! We can't let him get ahead!
10:05You're right, let's go!
10:12Yeah, he kinda has a thing about dirty shoes!
10:15I'd say so!
10:16I'm the boss here and I say I'm climbing on!
10:22So did we win!
10:24Big T and Sneetch are definitely out of the race!
10:27Which means the winner is Noby!
10:29Me?
10:29What?
10:43Dear I'm on there walking off, that okay?
10:45I don't care where those temperamental terrors go!
10:48Good riddance!
10:49It's always so sweet to see love at first sight!
10:52Ew!
11:02Welcome to Big G's Crush Quiz!
11:05And now for the first question!
11:08How can a person jump higher than Mount Fuji?
11:10Huh?
11:12Nobody can jump that high!
11:13You'd need, like, superpowers for that!
11:17Well, time's almost up!
11:20Three, two, one!
11:24And you lose!
11:25The answer is, you've just gotta jump!
11:28I mean, after all, Fuji is a mountain!
11:30It can't jump!
11:31Aw, come on, man!
11:33That's not fair!
11:34Now that you've had the quiz, it's time for the crush!
11:40That was fun!
11:41Let's play again sometime!
11:43I don't believe it!
11:45Even a simple quiz game ends in violence with that guy!
11:48But that game does sound kind of fun!
11:50That's easy for you to say!
11:51You're not the one coming out of it with welts on your head!
11:54But if you wanted to help, you could give me something that comes up with answers to us quiz games!
11:58You're missing the point!
12:00The whole fun of quiz games is knowing the answers yourself!
12:04Look, playing quiz games isn't all that hard!
12:07Come on, let's practice a bit!
12:10The Action Quizzer!
12:13It's sorta like a quiz game and a challenge game combined!
12:16There goes my hope of quiz games being a passing fad!
12:19The machine gives you a challenge, and to win, you've gotta do it using a gadget from the future!
12:24Hmm...
12:25Something tells me there's a catch somewhere, but I'm ignoring that!
12:28Great! Complete the challenge and you get a gold medal!
12:31But if you can't do it, then it blasts you with lightning!
12:38You'll be shocked at how much fun it is, and I mean that literally!
12:46Fine! Bring it on!
12:47Nice! Just push this lever to start the game!
12:56The Action Quizzer!
12:58Challenge number one!
13:01It spits!
13:02First challenge!
13:03Show me how it's possible to swim in the sea right where you're standing!
13:07Do what?
13:08How can I do that?
13:09It's not possible!
13:10I can't swim here!
13:11This is my bedroom, not some seaside beach!
13:14I know this one!
13:15And you can swim right here!
13:17Huh?
13:17You've only got 30 seconds!
13:19You better hurry!
13:20Remember the rules, Noby!
13:22You can use a gadget from the future!
13:24Okay, what?
13:25My suggestion?
13:26A time belt!
13:27If you use one of these, the time changes, but not the actual problem!
13:31It's the place where you are!
13:32Oh!
13:33Uh-uh!
13:34The clock's ticking!
13:36Uh-uh!
13:41Yeah!
13:43This game's so much fun!
13:44They are!
13:45Let me show you the answer!
13:48Meet the time belt!
13:51So, what are we doing with this thing?
13:53We're going to distant lands without leaving your room!
14:05See?
14:06You're swimming now, aren't you?
14:13Way back in the distant past, a big chunk of the country was buried underwater, so we
14:17just had to change our timeline!
14:19Okay, I quit!
14:20Who wants to play a game where getting the right answer means nearly drowning in an ocean?
14:24I'm out!
14:30I really don't like this game!
14:32Uh, I may have skipped a little detail.
14:34You can't quit, you gotta answer all four questions or it'll keep shocking you!
14:38What?!
14:39Yeah, that's kind of an important detail!
14:41I really, really hate quiz games!
14:44Well, I guess we have no choice.
14:46I think you're going to need to use the help button.
14:48What's that do?
14:50Press this button here and someone will help you, but in return...
14:54Perfect!
14:55Why didn't you tell me this before?!
14:59It's help time!
15:01Here we go!
15:02Hot pearls!
15:04Hmm?
15:05You are hereby allowed to get help from one classmate.
15:08Awesome!
15:09Might want to keep reading that.
15:11Huh?
15:12But if you still can't answer the questions, the lighting charge increases 500%!
15:17So, who are you going to ask to help you?
15:19There's only one choice!
15:20The smartest kid in the whole school!
15:23And there's Ace now!
15:24Perfect!
15:26Oh, hey, Big G!
15:28Oh, hey there, Nobee!
15:29Up for another round of Big G's crush quiz?
15:32Yeah, I can't now.
15:33I'm playing another quiz game and I need help from a teammate who...
15:36A teammate, you say?
15:38Uh, no!
15:39I mean, uh...
15:41I like the sound of this game!
15:42And I'll help you out and be your teammate!
15:44What?
15:45No!
15:46It's your lucky day, Nobee!
15:47I'm like some kind of quiz game genius!
15:49You just leave it to me, and that gold medal's ours!
15:53Great!
15:54You've gotta start the game together!
15:56Got it!
15:58Second player added!
16:00Challenge number two!
16:01All right, bring it on!
16:05Did it smooth that?
16:06Mm-hmm!
16:08Circle the planet from east to west in less than a minute!
16:11That's plain crazy talk!
16:13Nobody can do that!
16:14I know how it can be done!
16:16Whoa, really?
16:17Doraemon!
16:18Set me up with some kind of full tilt supersonic jet!
16:21Not gonna work!
16:22Even that wouldn't be fast enough!
16:24What?
16:26Fine!
16:27Oh!
16:27You could use the magnify ray and become so big, you could just stroll around the earth!
16:32Not gonna work either!
16:33A person that big would knock the whole planet out of orbit!
16:36We're running out of time, guys!
16:37I know!
16:38Stop stressing me out!
16:42Five!
16:43Four!
16:44Eight!
16:45Sip it, will ya?
16:54Quiz games!
16:55I really hate them!
16:57All right, I'll show you the answer again!
17:00Whoa!
17:01You're using the Anywhere door!
17:02Where did you take us?
17:06We're smack in the middle of the North Pole!
17:09Yeah!
17:10You brought us here wide!
17:12Your challenge was to circle the globe from east to west in less than one minute!
17:16But you were never told from where you had to start to circle!
17:19Make one lap around this flag and you will complete an entire circle of this part of the globe!
17:25Oh man, of course!
17:26What kind of person makes up these stupid challenges?
17:30Challenge number three!
17:31All right, bring it!
17:33I'm acing this one for sure!
17:34Cool!
17:35Make it happen!
17:43Challenge number three!
17:45Run at a speed greater than 900 miles per hour!
17:48I know!
17:48Doraemon, we need a hopter in quick!
17:51How are running and flying the same thing?
17:54I've got this!
17:55Really?
17:56Watch!
17:57Here goes!
18:01How am I doing?
18:02Well, you're up to about six miles an hour now!
18:05Just six?!
18:08It's mind over matter and I've got no mind to matter!
18:12Put your weight behind!
18:13Get!
18:19Man, I so thought I had the right answer too!
18:25Really guys!
18:30Now where'd you take us?
18:31Look!
18:32The equator runs right through the center of where we're standing!
18:35And why do I care?
18:36The Earth makes one full revolution in 24 hours!
18:40I'm guessing I need to break this down for ya!
18:42Anyone who's standing on the Earth is moving right along with it!
18:45And if you're standing near the equator, that speed gets up to about 900 miles per hour!
18:49So, even if you just go for a trot near the equator, you're running faster than the required 900 miles
18:55per hour!
18:56Yeah, this quiz is for like a real smart person!
19:00And this is why I wanted Ace for a teammate!
19:02Heard that!
19:04Come on game, next challenge!
19:06We're not done!
19:07And now, the last challenge!
19:11Hey, what's that extra thing?
19:13Huh?
19:14Yeah, what is this?
19:15While staying on the Earth, take a photo with this pinhole camera.
19:19The photo must be exposed only by sunlight for 30 consecutive hours.
19:22Any break because of night will mean you've failed?
19:26What?!
19:26Hey, Doraemon, what's a pinhole camera?
19:29They're super cool!
19:31It's a camera that only needs direct sunlight to create and develop a photo!
19:36But how are we gonna find 30 straight hours of sunlight?
19:39There isn't anywhere on the entire planet where the sun is out for that long!
19:42I'm so smart! Let's take it to a tanning salon!
19:45Great idea, Big G!
19:49Really?
19:50If your answers are totally absurd, the lightning just skips to the point and strikes you right there!
19:54I know! We look at the sun and ask it not to go down for one day!
19:58We take a spaceship and land of the sun!
20:02The very first sentence that you had to do this while on Earth!
20:05If you just put some thought into it, you might come up with the answer!
20:08There actually is a place where daylight lasts forever!
20:10I know you know this! Come on, just thanks!
20:15Yeah, okay, thinking...
20:17So, what do you got?
20:19Save yourself, I'm out of here!
20:20You're leaving me?!
20:23I'm going somewhere! That thing will never find me!
20:27Where the heck is that?!
20:28Um, Antarctica!
20:33I think this should be far enough away!
20:35Yeah!
20:36Yeah!
20:49Ah!
20:51Ah!
20:51Ah!
20:53Ah!
20:53Ah!
20:54Four!
20:54Three!
21:06You got the right answer. It's summer right now in Antarctica, so the sun never set
21:19Told you I'm the most geniusy quiz taker
21:33On a Disney XD movie events get ready for a mission so big it's been in the making for 700
21:41years now one little robot
21:45Must take a stand and become the hero all mankind has been waiting for
21:50We can go back home
21:54With the Disney XD movie event WALL-E tonight at 5 on Disney XD
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